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Ribbon Cake
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So, check this out. I brought you my 'Nana Q's Cooking Recipes & Tips' or her 'Q Tips', for short.
If yer going into a cooking contest, these recipes of her's will knock the judges right -the fuck- outta here. Now you said you prefer meat-based dishes, yeah?
So, check it, start yourself out with this 'Bacon Cheeseburger Balls' dish on page 204 as an appetizer. They are breaded meatballs with cheese and bacon in the middle. Great stuff. Make sure the breading is golden and the meat don't have any red.
Next on the list, serve them a main course with a bowl of 'Nana's Old-Fashioned Beef Stew' on here on page 352, chopped potatoes, carrots, celery and beef soaking in a hearty broth. Add a nice side salad of leaf lettuce, diced tomatoes, chopped onions, croutons and bacon bits. Make sure t'offer both ranch and olive oil dressings, depending on their tastes.
Then finish things off with an interesting dessert of 'Maple Bacon Cupcakes', which is back here on page 174. They are cupcakes with maple syrup frosting with a chunk of maple bacon stuck in the top.
Though y'better follow these directions to a T or thing'sll get down right Lovecraftian. Last time I tried usin' a couple slathers more peach frosting on a mango cake than the directions called for, I was spittin' bat-winged eyeballs fer a week. Lil' bastards roosted in my attic. Still haven't gotten them out.
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