>>70320

Yes, yes. We are all aware of your massive boner for harboring petty grudges for extended periods of time. Kindly keep it off the fucking board, kthx

>>70322
>massive boner
>penis thread
lol

I'm adding Lilac to this.

give me like 30 minutes.

>>70793
Done. I gave it to Toastline to add because I'm REALLY REALLY GOOD at fucking up charts.

Drgons 2013/05/28(Tue)20:07 No. 70961 ID: befc95
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Now with added Chameleons

Rynh 2013/05/29(Wed)18:59 No. 70995 ID: 593f45
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"I see a Jehral slot that's blank."

>"So?"

"I dunno~ It should probably be filled in. For science or whatever."

>"Nope."

"I haven't seen it in about ten years, so my information might be inaccurate."

>"Hrf..."

but.. the Jehral on that list is a halfbold. This is a different universe!

>>71002
But Jehral was ALWAYS a half-bold. He was just half-elf or goblin or human or something smaller than a dragon. Or maybe he was just a quarterling.

>>71003
Not the current, rebooted Jehral seen here >>70995. This one is 100% kobold. It might not look like he's pure kobold 'cause Gnoll changed the look of his kobolds to be fuzzbolds.

>>71005
Awww, I liked Spikybolds.

>>70995
So draw it then.

Rynh 2013/05/31(Fri)03:18 No. 71023 ID: 593f45
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>"Why the hell do I have to be the one on this stupid chart?"

"Because it's funny and you don't have any naked pictures floating around yet. Also, you have no choice."

One 2013/05/31(Fri)04:16 No. 71026 ID: cf49fc
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>>71023
He does too have naked pictures floating around!

How do you expect him to get hard Rynh? With his hands? No girl, you gotta do it someway some how. Pure dog kobolds hands are simply inefficient for personal foreplay. It's your responsibility.

THIS THREAD STARTED IN A WEIRD PLACE, AND IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WEIRDER

>>71033
it won't be long until we start talking about vaginal depth and then finally will this thread peak.

>>71034
Like an orgasm.

Clitoris size?

Anonymous 2013/05/31(Fri)18:05 No. 71039 ID: b3dd38
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Sul finally puts in an appearance.
More entrants confirmed for eventual inclusion.

Rynh 2013/06/21(Fri)01:58 No. 72570 ID: 593f45
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Oh geez... I didn't even do anything, except stripping him down and licking him. That would hardlymakethishappenwoulditImeanitsalotbiggerthanIthoughtitwouldbeIfigureditwouldbesomecutelittlenuborsomethin
gbutthatlookslikeitcoulddosomedamageandunlesshesafreakthisiswhatallkoboldguyshavethosepoorlittlekoboldgirlsorm
aybetheyre luckybecause thatsenough for even me... to... uh...

>"Can you speed this up? Not too fast. Sudden movements might be a problem. You'd better calm down too. If you do this with shaky hands, things will get messy really fast."

"R-right!"

Okay. Just give me a bit to work up the nerve to put the tape to it and we'll have the results.

Oh God, it moved!

>>72570
not turning out the way you thought it would huh?

So think you're going to start having dirty fantasies about him now?

And you wondered why kobolds had so many kids.

>>72570
Jehral must have an amazing poker face.

... this is probably going to afffect suggestions in the quest 'slightly'

Have his sister and Shera help.

His sister probably doesn't give a fuck he probably walks around newd all the time that entire family cuddles and jesus christ the morning wood must be extreme to the point it's annulled all nerves.

Shera so the sight of his sister doesn't make him go completely flaccid.

With those two professionals you should be able to do this no problem.

>>72578
You have opened up some amazing potential ...!
for delicious boldcest

Rynh 2013/06/21(Fri)18:30 No. 72599 ID: 593f45
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Alright, I measured it. Here's your information for your chart thing.

>>72571
We are both young and healthy, so of course we probably think about that... maybe. Do you?

"My parents really want me to have children with you, remember? So, I guess I have."

See? Normal.

>>72572
That and we can have around three or four at a time and we lay eggs, which frees up the space for another three or four eggs. Kobolds used to take over territory by just overrunning the place.

I think we're done here. Now we will never speak of this again.

Be careful if you tease and lead him around to long he will find someone else. And the only other guy in your life is quite a bit higher on the list there.

Also you should check Thodren to make sure there have not been any changes since we last saw him. There was a universe reboot and all.

>>72599
Seven-point-three? Seven-point-three WHAT? Inches? Centimeters? Parsecs? Scalene's-Tails?

Harold 2013/06/22(Sat)04:13 No. 72617 ID: 34cbef
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yah

>>72599
>I think we're done here. Now we will never speak of this again.

But Rynh, we still don't know if he's particularly large (or small?) for his species! You'll have to look at some others.

>>72570
>>72599

Large enough to ..... do what?

Come now, Rynh. Do explain your thoughts and feelings to the class. There's nothing to be embarrassed of; it's just youthful energy, no?

Rynh 2013/06/22(Sat)11:47 No. 72632 ID: 593f45
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>>72615
Inches. That's what we're using, right?

>>72621
Oh well. The only other male kobolds I know are my dad, Jehral's dad and Jehral's six year old brother. None of those are cool by Rynh's rules.

>>72623
Yeah, well, when you belong to a race where 'youthful energy' can score you a dozen kids in the span of a year, you hold off.
I guess anti-fertility charms have been used for hundreds of years and are really popular with adventurer-types, but I never bothered because I wasn't interested in banging dudes left and right and uh...

>>72601
I am not feeling up some giant bull monster to measure his dick. You do it if you're so interested.

>>72632
So you've never had sex because you don't want to get pregnant, and you don't use protection because you don't want to have a lot of sex?

What is this, sex ed in hillbilly country?

>>72632

trust me, if I could, I would.

>>72632

>Inches. That's what we're using, right?

Well how long is the typical foot in your era?

>>72641

I've got one word for you, kobolds.

Rynh 2013/06/23(Sun)06:56 No. 72676 ID: 593f45
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>>72641
Also because the only things I need to actually worry about are other kobolds, other dragons and maybe a few weird crap like pixie faeries.

Kobolds are super fertile with themselves and not fertile with anything else, unless the anything else gets around it by being ridiculously magical. So it wouldn't be an issue until there was another kobold, like Jehral. WHICH IS NOT TO SAY I'M GONNA START BANGING HIM.

I'm just saying that Jehral is not safe, while I could go at Thodren all day long and never have anything happen.

Like you all aren't pushing that shit all the time anyway.

>>72676

this is some very useful information. thank you.

teehee.

>>72676
You're assuming the kobold species compatibility rule (only fertile with bolds) takes precedence over the draconic one (fertile with damn near everything). And considering there have been few enough draconic half breeds (let alone half kobolds) that each probably qualifies as their own case study (if they were studied at all) you really don't have enough data to say that with certainty.

Obviously the only safe solution is to bang other ladies.

>>72678
And not only is this a strong possibility, it also doesn't preclude you inheriting the kobold super fertility trait as well. So, Rynh, your theory of banging Thodren all day long being perfectly safe (procreation-wise) would not only backfire, it'd very likely do so in a spectacular manner by getting you pregnant with multiples. Half-minotaur multiples... Yep... As if you didn't already have enough reason to never ever be fucked by Thodren.

>>72678

Reread the post.

>unless the anything else gets around it by being ridiculously magical.

Rynh, you do know there are other ways for pleasure than straight-on penetration? Even without getting too creative, there are such simple, pleasurable, and completely safe things to use as hands, mouth, and anal.

>>72676
Rynh! Weird question, but:

If Jehral is over 7 inches long and he's just a regular little kobold, and you're at least twice his size as a half-dragon-bold... just how big of a penis would you have?

I mean, being both a dragon and a bold, doesn't that mean that if you were a guy, you'd have one MONSTER of a dick?

chirps 2013/06/24(Mon)17:40 No. 72755 ID: 34cbef
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>>72754
Rynh, "whoops, i dropped my monster condom. The one that fits my monstrous sized dong."

>>72755
Hey, if you're doing an opposite gender Rynh, change the name to Rynn at least, to grant SOME differentiation.

>>72755

the vast majority of dwarves actually have normal-sized dicks. so it would make sense for a giant to also have normal-sized dick.

>>72793

I have to ask: are we talking about "dorf" dwarves, or just really short humans?

>>72809

humans with dwarfism.

though I have yet to come across a dorf represented as having a below-average cock.

>>72823
But we're not talking about giant kobolds or miniature kobolds

We're talking about kobolds who are half-dragon. They technically arent even kobolds. They're... dragbolds... kogans... things with big dicks.

Hey, how big of dicks do you think Rynh's brothers have?

>>72855
Krogans.