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17858 No. 17858 ID: 8e18cd

Since the last thread is HUGE, we need a new one!

Old one is here

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No. 17859 ID: a83ce3

No. 17862 ID: 8c0848

But I didn't. That's not even my art style.
No. 17864 ID: f95872

Possibly the most appropriate opening image we've ever had.
No. 17866 ID: 6922af

Don't see why she's hiding anything. What's there to see?
No. 17868 ID: f58d30

Oh well, new thread. I'll ask again:
To anyone. Your perfect man/woman/life mate... How should they be physically, their behavior, should they be tall or short, etc.
No. 17873 ID: c4c313


"What kind of man do you find totally hot?"

..or woman depending
No. 17877 ID: 8c0848
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>Your perfect man/woman/life mate?

I don't even know. Going with my own race isn't really an option, since I'm all messed up. Kobolds are all small and kind of weird and dragons are rare, vicious and arrogant.

I did grow up around a lot of humans, but I don't think humans really like women with tails and claws and fur... or is this hair? Is there a difference?

The point is, humans don't like that kind of thing unless they're screwed up or something.
No. 17879 ID: a594b9

Sounds like you need to find a lizardfolk or something.
No. 17881 ID: f95872

The difference is fur is hollow.
No. 17882 ID: 701a19

So, basically, you want Jehral?
No. 17883 ID: f4e4f9

Can't you transform into an elf or human? Whats the problem here?
No. 17885 ID: 34470e

No. 17888 ID: e3f578

Which one of you all likes to smoke a cigar after a good kill in a manly manner?
No. 17892 ID: 1a99f0

>The point is, humans don't like that kind of thing unless they're screwed up or something
if they don't, they're racist.
No. 17894 ID: 2eac65

Question to any humans: Do you like this kind of thing?
No. 17895 ID: 1177ca

Utterly indifferent. I dropped out of the entire video game thing when I was, like, twelve. Focused on hacking from there on.

No. 17896 ID: f98e0b
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Hell, I dunno. Hold on, let me cool this brewski down a tick.
Cone of Frost + Beer can=Ice Cold One
That's better.
Lessee. Prefect lady.
Well for starters, she'd be a stunner. Tall an' tan an' graceful an' slender and, ah, flexible. And she'd have to be able to kick my arse, or come close to it, anyhow. She'd have to know it too, y'know, have this confidence about herself and what she does, not so much as t'be vain and uptight about it, but enough that she wouldn't be insecure or need me to tell her how great she is every bloody second. She couldn't be too damn serious, either. Y'know, you can like, relax around her. Not always be thinking, I need to impress this gel. Say the right thing. She makes you feel liked, y'know? Especially when she laughs. Spirits, that laugh. I could look at her pretty little curves all day but I'd sooner just hear her. I'd like to see her smile, some day, under the helmet.
Ah, hypothetically.
No. 17897 ID: 701a19

So, basically, Jai.
No. 17898 ID: 5360c7

could you use your shape shifting powers to regrow that missing chunk from your ear?
No. 17899 ID: a7a85a


Fffff- count me in, I was about to mention how pretty you look pondering there.
No. 17901 ID: b4b04d
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>To anyone. Your perfect man/woman/life mate... How should they be physically, their behavior, should they be tall or short, etc.
Hm. Well obviously I've never really thought about settling down with someone, but... I suppose, if I was pressed to come up with a list of preferences...

They should be tall, impeccably dressed, well-read, ambitious, driven -- a natural leader. I've never really been picky about races but I suppose I wouldn't mind if they were a race of Man, for instance, to pick at random, a Volto or something.
I find men with a dark side to be that much more interesting. Slim figure, I suppose, musclemen have never done anything for me.
Dashing, daring, and just a little wild.

But I mean, that's just a general preference.
No. 17902 ID: b4b04d
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>To anyone. Your perfect man/woman/life mate... How should they be physically, their behavior, should they be tall or short, etc.
You know what I look for? If they are Willfultree.
If they are not, I'm not interested.

He's my perfect life mate.

And you know what, I'm gonna find out if he knows what to do in bed someday

>"Mm? What are we talking about?"

Nothing, Will! ♥
No. 17903 ID: b4b04d
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>To anyone. Your perfect man/woman/life mate... How should they be physically, their behavior, should they be tall or short, etc.
Choosing a woman is a difficult task. But proper criteria can narrow the search easily.
Physically, the ideal woman has a womanly figure. Buxom, healthily plump, with wide hips, ample breasts, and a tender, sweet face. She should be fertile, of course -- I have no immediate plans to sire an heir to my inevitable dominion but it is something I should account for.
The perfect woman knows her place and does not try to overstep that. She will not undercut me, she will not be argumentative. But neither will she be fully subservient. She will have a mind of her own, and opinions that come with that. She will not be a slave. She will not be treated as property. She will have her own voice. But my word will come first.

My rule will one day be vast, covering many lands. If I ever choose a queen, she must be chosen carefully.
No. 17904 ID: b4b04d
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>To anyone. Your perfect man/woman/life mate... How should they be physically, their behavior, should they be tall or short, etc.
Uh? You're kidding, right?
Phoo. I dunno. Geeze, I don't really think about life mates or anything like that.
I mean, I guess I'd want like... a nice guy. I dunno. He'd... yeah. If he was, like... I dunno.
A nice guy. Yeah, I guess.

Preferably around my size.
Or a little shorter's fine.

But uh, nice. Just... ordinary. I guess.
No. 17905 ID: b4b04d
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What do I look for in a woman?
Well! Ha ha. Well. Mm. Let's see.
ONE. Does she have a vagina?
TWO. Does she have tit-- actually, let's not be picky.

Just one, then.
No. 17906 ID: badf27

You're a true gentleman, Dompag.
No. 17907 ID: badf27
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Rynh: By that criteria, I would guess that the huge majority of us are fucked up.


Ashedel: How do I put this gently?

Ridder... wants to plow you. He wants to make a million bastardized leferran babies with you.

But don't let him use your breasts as pillows...
No. 17908 ID: 63f46a
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My perfect woman would be intelligent, pretty, witty and awesome! I actually had a girlfriend like this. We met during project in New Sovi
No. 17909 ID: 63f46a
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FUCK! I'm falling down all these stairs!
No. 17910 ID: d560d6

I don't know why, but this had me in absolute stitches.
No. 17912 ID: 8c0848
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>Rynh: By that criteria, I would guess that the huge majority of us are fucked up.

That would be the joke, hurr durr.

I don't know. He just seems like more of a teasing and snuggling target than a romantic interest. He's just so small with his little floppy ears...

Yeah, I guess race doesn't really matter, as long as we get along. If mixed breeding can produce me, it can't be that bad. Hee~
No. 17914 ID: 8bdb6a

Saulanna Rockblossom: Now that you've stolen some memories of the world and the situation, tell us a little about yourself. Why were you wearing shackles? How do you feel about being granted power (and a war-form with big hips) by two separate supernatural beings? How do you feel about Wordblood? Do you feel like the oath he gave you was magically binding?
No. 17918 ID: 620bfb

I warned you about stairs bro!!!! I told you dog!
No. 17919 ID: f98e0b

So Ashedel.
No. 17922 ID: 5360c7

>implying she can produce an heir to Muschio's throne.
No. 17923 ID: f98e0b

No. 17924 ID: 1a99f0

I didn't notice anything about heredity or race. Does it matter if your children are purebreed Volto or of royal blood?
No. 17925 ID: 34470e

Magun:I'd give it a try. If I wasn't dating Ifsaihkt. Mainly because since you asked that question, the orb will not shut up about it.

Sven Steen:Uh, no. Disgusting. I hope a contract comes up for you soon. I'll enjoy watching as your eyes go lifeless from my friends.
Sven Steen:One able to be raped. Maybe around my age. Of course, they'd have to not have a contract up for them. I'll come back once in a while to check on the progress of the baby.

Magun:Oh, I have absolutely no idea. No idea at all. I'll just go with whoever's available.

Rojo:"Someone like Xom or Ky. I don't know. I can't choose. Maybe combine them. They're so hot.

Haru:Uh, maybe one that'll accept me for not wanting to be the king. That might be impossible, though. With the coronation, people will want me to rule forever.

Murelle:Murelle will just choose someone who is interested in her. After all, she may never see the mate again. Murelle has been a Queen once before. She mat come into contact with one of her kin at any time.

Torus:Already found him. His name is Jathura.

Nirblilm:Well, Del is cute and pretty. Maybe someone cute and pretty.

Ifsaihkt:That's a tough one. They'd have to have at least a somewhat nice body. Maybe nice hair. Can't smell bad. You wouldn't believe the amount of people who smell bad to me. It's like they try and mask their smell, and it makes it worse. Who would try and do that? Those people are weird. Speaking of weird, I've seen quite a few weird people. Or people in weird clothes. Silver and hard clothes. On horses. I'd imagine the clothes to be pretty heavy as well. Who would wear such heavy clothes? And why so hard? I guess they never heard of comfort. You know what else is comforting? listening to the birds chirp. I haven't heard that in a while. We should get a bird inside the tower. How many different types of hirds are there?
No. 17928 ID: e31d52

Antares: :3c
No. 17942 ID: 2a421d
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Why yes I have been know to enjoy a good cigar after my latest conquest. However, I am usually rather pressed for time thus limit myself to a mere cigarette post-kill and reserve the good smokes for the finale of my operations.

As fro romantic endeavors I am quite too young to settle down, a more appropriate age to sew some oats as my father would say.

However, I am of the opinion that more often than not a woman has been the ruination of great men, and greatness should not be held captive by some urge.. some spasm of the flesh.

Of course, I have no need of an heir as I plan to live forever.

As for games... I think the market is sorely in need of some turn-based strategy. Action and shooting is pleasant and all, but that's plebs work, a keen intellect should rather seek out a thinking man's game no?
No. 17949 ID: 10c20a
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>Your perfect man/woman/life mate?

"Hmm. I guess I gotta say I really don't know. I suppose I'd be looking for a good size, good vibrant color that went well with mine... uh... I suppose having a personality that wouldn't drive me completely insane would help.
No. 17951 ID: 426169
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Ok, so I'd totally want a chick, who'd be like all cool and smooth and maybe not too picky and she'd totally be into me 'nstuff, and she'd totally be cool with us just hangin out and not start buildin' a nest straight away cuz that'd cramp my style y'know and we'd just hang out and get some sweet lovin done, tho I don't want kids I mean not yet I mean I've totally got nothing against kids I love kids yessir just not for a little while, mkay? Hey don't go, I'm totally the guy you're lookin for. Yeah, o'course I want a family, I'm totally ready to settle down. How'bout you and me go check out this sweet place I got, totally has a seaside view, as many fisheyes as you can eat, hey 'cmon don't give me a look like that, man. You're not a dude are you? Cuz I totally don't do dudes.
No. 17953 ID: f98e0b
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NO. Ha. Uh, no. Not Jai, lad. Why would ye think it would be-okay. Someone like Jai, maybe. Not the lass herself. I sort of screwed the pooch on that score. See when she first showed up at the arenas I took one look at her, and, being the cocky douchebag I was, decided that she was the One or something, an' if I just got to be friends with her, her bonnie little heart would melt an' she'd fall madly in love with me. Welp, the first part worked out okay. She's easy to get along with, but, ah...
Fast forward to now. I am so far in the friend zone and off her radar that I doubt she’d bat an eyelash if I showed up outside her window at midnight doing pelvic thrusts in a feckin’ banana hammock, and every time we duel in the arena I see her shakin' that beautiful brown butt of hers in that skintight suit and I get reminded she is pretty permanently off-feckin'-limits.


Maybe someone who looks like her, though.
No. 17954 ID: e31d52

Oh, if only he knew.
No. 17955 ID: f21281

Jean-Luc: How many Star Trek comments get directed at you on a daily basis.
No. 17957 ID: 834f47
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Saulanna's FOURTH WALL is too powerful for her to speak directly to her audience!

If she could, however, she would respond by saying that she does not think she has sufficient information to be decisive on any of these things yet. She is currently trying not to think on how she feels about everything, as it would only distract her.
No. 17959 ID: f58d30

Uuuhhh... You just described Muschio. Did you know that?
It seems you still have the hots for him.
No. 17960 ID: 1a99f0

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. it's funnier if she figures it out on her own.
No. 17961 ID: bde1b8

I think she just intentionally described Muschio without saying names.
No. 17965 ID: f95872

>I doubt she’d bat an eyelash if I showed up outside her window at midnight doing pelvic thrusts in a feckin’ banana hammock
Try it. You might be surprised.
No. 17966 ID: 2eac65

She already confessed her love to him.
No. 17967 ID: 701a19

Uh, Sven Steen? You know that guidance spirits don't have eyes, right? And that they're immune to weapons, poisons, and almost everything else?
No. 17971 ID: 34470e

It doesn't matter. For now. I may or may not know someone who can give you guidance spirits a body just so my friends can taste how delicious your blood is.
No. 17974 ID: f98e0b
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I vill be honset viz you and say zat vas ze first one ever. I dont think I've ever heard of zis Star Trek, anyvay. Sounds like a tv show or movie or somezing. I don't have much time for zat stuff and my fighters don't really talk about them during Arena Bouts. Vell, besides Mademoiselle Dahlia and her love of zer choppy-bloody-scary flicks. I like to think zey are more invested in zeir training. I have one of zer best damn battlegroups on campus.
No. 18001 ID: fc5f60

seto96n, you speak in a way that implies you have had previous experience; is this the case? or do you speak as a ranking officer merely because you were designed as one?
No. 18009 ID: 407b5b
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Don't rightly know, See when I was a lil' girl used to dream that a tall, dark and handsome stranger would take we away on his horse into a fantastic land beyond the sunset...

But been practical like, I guess somebody with a good heart, you know honest, friendly 'n such. Don't want him to be soft or anythen though, gotta be made of some stern stuff, gotta be able to make those hard decisions n do what needs doen.

I'dunno, maybe I'm jest thinken ah somebody like mah father? Like a Lawman erh cowboy or somthen?
No. 18010 ID: f0d3c0

i dont think that works but if it does we're spirits anyway. we lose the body and come right back annoyed.
No. 18021 ID: d560d6

Everyone: let's see your passport photo.

(This will totally not be used for evil.)
No. 18031 ID: 9cb4b3
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>In lovers, what do you look for most?

No. 18034 ID: 8c0848

Tienaye, what are your feelings on sloppy blowjobs?
No. 18037 ID: e3f578

Everyone, a similar question. What do you look for in a Bro? The best friend. The guy (or girl) you bump fists and do high fives with when something awesome happens? The person who will always back you up and believes in you who believes in them?
No. 18041 ID: d560d6

What, not a stylish corolla and a great sense of humour?
No. 18046 ID: f58d30

but what about the behemoth lady? you know, Shyen? She seemed to like you at first impression :D
No. 18047 ID: 8c0848
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Hey, there's something to be said for a nice set of twins... Yow!
No. 18049 ID: e3f578

Jehral, what does it mean to be a MAN, you badass?
No. 18057 ID: 620bfb

Hey Jehral, why'd you even go with Rynh anyway? Seemed like you had a decent gig going.
No. 18060 ID: 8c0848
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Well... I'm basically a scout, so my job is mostly "Go find the enemy and tell us what you saw, if you don't come back, we'll assume they shot you full of arrows". Orcs and gnolls are usually the preferred frontline mercs, 'cause they're huge and vicious. Human and elf archers and footmen make good rates and goblin engineers with their bombs are usually in high demand. Halfling and kobold scouts are not really useful in a melee, so we don't make a huge amount of money.

The big job I turned down to go with Rynh was guarding a farm wagon to the next town so I could rejoin the company... The chance to snag some dragon gold seemed a bit better. I wonder if I can still pocket something?
No. 18061 ID: f21281

Maybe if you wore a banana hammock and hipthrusted in her window in the middle of the night.

She might take pity on you and give you a few gold pieces.

That or eat you.
No. 18064 ID: d3dfb8

You might be able to pocket Rynh's heart.
No. 18066 ID: f82d85

Ugh, I think I threw up on my keyboard.

I can't think of a good question for anyone.

Um, hey that guy Tory that owns the tower. Did you ever like, get bored being a mad scientist? I dunno, it just seems like dealing with people dumber than you all the time would get tiring.
No. 18067 ID: 1a99f0

you know, Rynh might be able to pull off a basic, limited cloning technique...
No. 18069 ID: a7a85a

What happened to kicking ass and taking names?
I thought the only reason you lost to Rynh was you weren't trying to kill her. What happened to your elven kung-fu?
No. 18070 ID: a7a85a


I don't know why, but I laughed my ass off too.
No. 18104 ID: 63f46a
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>Um, hey that guy Tory that owns the tower. Did you ever like, get bored being a mad scientist? I dunno, it just seems like dealing with people dumber than you all the time would get tiring.

It's awesome and hardly boring! I can do whatever I want. Even being something else, I would still have to deal with dumb people. And dealing with dumb people is not that bad. Doc is very intelligent, and so is Sister in her own way ( she knows lots about things I don't ).
No. 18110 ID: 701a19

Or be pocketed by Rynh. Either or. She's been lusting after you in secret, after all.

How does that strike you?
No. 18113 ID: a594b9
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Hey Rynh, what do you think of this?
No. 18120 ID: 481e1f
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I've led five missions and taken part in eight others. At least, this is what I'm lead to believe. 'Course, I have no idea if these memories are mine or someone else's or products of CN's undoubtedly limitless imagination.

Met Rito and Tene on those missions, though, so it's probably legit. Had to abandon Rito to a bunch of robots, yet she's somehow managed to survive that. Never wanted to do it, but there wasn't a lot of choice. Glad to see she's still alive, personally.

As for my apparent experience with the monitors, well... I'd rather not get into that.
No. 18130 ID: 8c0848
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I don't fucking care. I don't give a shit about bacon. So kindly shove all your bacon related questions squarely up your ass so I don't have to hear them or I'll do it for you.
Maybe you think I'm going soft because I'm looking more girly? Let me assure you that my appearance in no way effects my ability to pop your head off like a champagne cork. I'm a badass, flame-belching engine of destruction and I will have some fucking respect!

I never said that, but if I decide I want to get physical with him or anyone else, it's none of your fucking business!

Gnoll, stop dicking around and get this thing back on track, I'm far to awesome to be dicking around like this. I want my fucking magical adventure. Now!

I think that's all I want to say...
No. 18132 ID: a594b9

YES! That's what I like to hear! Don't take any shit, Rynh!
No. 18134 ID: 28955b

as per your being angry and retailitory against innocent bacon and relationship comments...
Do Kobolds/Kobold halfbreeds PMS?
No. 18135 ID: 9cb4b3

Put your tail down, you're mooning everyone you harlot.
No. 18139 ID: a594b9

She has a special skirt for that.
No. 18140 ID: 1a99f0

Jeeze Rynh, you don't need to take it out on us if you aren't having a magical adventure...

Speaking of which, why are you so mean to Jehral sometimes? He did leave some work he had lined up to follow you into a dragon's den, you know.
No. 18143 ID: 9cb4b3
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Sloppy blowjobs? That doesn't sound like a question a lady should answer.

I suppose a sense of humor would be nice. I'm not ready to start settling down just yet, however, so for now, truthfully, I'm not interested in anyone.
No. 18144 ID: 476456


you will be making ass biter jokes for the rest of the time you know hatch and ikar, am i correct?
No. 18145 ID: 6922af

I keep waiting for Kanye to tell you Muschio had a better moment of rage.
No. 18146 ID: 5a2e05

Woah man, watch it. Going dangerously meta.
No. 18153 ID: e973f4

Dessen: I have heard rumors that you eat people. Is this true?
No. 18156 ID: badf27

Calm down, you half-breed freak of nature. Bacon is something to enjoy, not to PMS about.

PS you are utterly hideous and you probably should not have been born. How you were even conceived is a sheer marvel!

Not to mention you are a fucking bundle of sticks and some bacon would do you good, you anorexic bonebag. You're so skinny not even a starving gnoll would be able to get a morsel out of you. Not that they'd try, you're far too hideous, you shambling abomination of flesh.
No. 18157 ID: f58d30

Harsh dude.... harsh.
No. 18158 ID: 1a99f0

She just wants to go on a magical adventure, man, can't you see?
No. 18159 ID: db4ac6

hey fredrick, don't be a dick.
No. 18160 ID: 9bddc8

Hey man, some of us like 'em weird
I'm sure there's some guys out there with half-breed fetishes, too.
No. 18162 ID: a7a85a

He's a bit of a dick to her too. But I don't think either of them really mean it. They're just busting each others balls as friends do.
No. 18163 ID: 1a99f0

I feel I should note, Rynh's conception must have been pretty strange...
No. 18170 ID: d560d6

What, >>327494 ?
No. 18171 ID: fc5f60
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... brutal...
No. 18172 ID: 6a5a08
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>shambling abomination of flesh.
I'll show you that.
No. 18180 ID: 5a2e05

Tso tsundere.
No. 18181 ID: 6164e0

I like how this posting id has the word bad in it. Fits.
No. 18187 ID: 1a99f0

No. 18210 ID: b4ae88

what is your favorite food.
No. 18212 ID: a41aaf

>I don't give a shit about bacon.
Who are you and what have you done with Rynh.
No. 18216 ID: a7a85a

what kind of books do you like to read for
your own enjoyment?
No. 18224 ID: 67c611


What do you do with prisoners of war?
What do you do if you are captured alive?
What do you do with dead enemies?

You should know these things. Just like you know all that other stuff without understanding why.
No. 18231 ID: c5ce35


A demon must have possessed her when she changed shape.
No. 18232 ID: 1a99f0

I have heard that tinkering with magic opens up your body to possession by fell spirits, but no longer liking bacon seems to be the only personality change so far. We'll just have to keep the possibility in mind.
No. 18233 ID: 34470e

Nir:Honey chicken. It tastes so good and sweet. I want to eat it every day.
Rojo:Mine would have to be either pork or ham. I can't decide which. Sometimes I like to mix the two.
Torus:I can't just choose one food, but I can say that I like exotic foods like khao phat, escargot, and lo mein.
Arkan:My favorite food is the food that's able to be eaten. After all, food is to be eaten. Anything else is silly.
Carg:You can never go wrong with a big fuckin slab of steak. Especially when it's peppered.
Dedea:My most beloved grazing plant? I really do not mind, as long as it satiates me adequately.
Des:Other imps count as food, right -chie?
Haru:Um, that's a really hard question. I kind of like various fish like trout, bass, and shrimp.
Murelle:Murelle's favorite food would have to be... pickles. The amount of ways to make a pickle taste differently is so vast. It's so intriguing.
Maryse:Coq Au Vin. It is... how do you say... um... tastefully.
Magun:Eh... uh, hamburgers with lettuce, ketchup, mustard, and sliced pickles. And soft bacon. It's a plus if the bun has sesame seeds on it.
Ifsaihkt:It's cake.
Gwitel:Chicken, especially if it's slathered with vodka. It makes it taste so much better.
Zedinot:Corn. It's yellow, and yellow's my favorite color.
Delmanis:My favorite food is fireheart water. I don't get why people don't classify it as a food when it obviously is.
Sven Steen:It doesn't matter what my favorite food is. It all ends up in the same place. I don't get why all the morons care about that stuff.
No. 18239 ID: c5ce35


Could be a Jewish spirit.
No. 18240 ID: 1a99f0

So what? Now she's half dragon, half kobold, half jew? No way there's enough gold in the world to satisfy her desire.
No. 18244 ID: 506441

Yeah, her mother.
No. 18251 ID: 1a99f0

But surely any dragon would have an appreciation for greasy pig strips.
No. 18255 ID: c4c313

Shut up you guys are ruining bacon.

Penji: What do you smell like?
No. 18258 ID: 0c4fcd

so dragons are the jew overlord?

this explains so much.
No. 18259 ID: 6a5a08

That bacon looks like cancer to me...

Bacon + Food Coloring = BAD
No. 18261 ID: 1a99f0

What if Judaism was actually an ancient dragon worshiping cult? They collect treasure for the dragons and avoid eating foods that dragons like. Fuck you, god is a dragon.

Anyway...Rynh's mom: Why is Rynh's dad a kobold? I mean, it seems like a strange pairing, for a relationship or a fling.
No. 18269 ID: 8c0848
File 127734270427.png - (136.93KB , 478x595 , Dragon.png )

>Rynh's mom: Why is Rynh's dad a kobold? I mean, it seems like a strange pairing, for a relationship or a fling.

When he came of age, he had the unmitigated gall to declare that I would be his mate. I refused, of course. He persisted. I struck him him, battered him, threatened to kill him and each time he would crawl back and insist that I give in. It amused me to no end until eventually, I did.
He insisted on keeping the resulting offspring, but I wanted nothing to do with it, so he left with her. I am curious as to whether he is dead or not. Brazen fools like that tend to meet violent ends.
No. 18271 ID: f21281

...was he good?
No. 18272 ID: 63ab82


Ahhh a great cutebold in the same level as Mudy.

Ryhn, tell us about your father.
No. 18275 ID: d3dfb8

I really want to know now. Thanks.
No. 18276 ID: c4c313

Rynh's mom: Do you have any baby pictures? ^^
No. 18280 ID: 2a421d

I'm pretty sure she grew up in an orphanage. Thus she never knew him...
No. 18282 ID: 6a5a08

Oh my God!

Her dad was the Kobold Doll!
No. 18284 ID: 8c0848
File 127734696911.png - (143.62KB , 478x595 , eyeroll.png )

I had to take the form of a kobold to accommodate the size difference, but I suppose it was satisfactory... He was rather vigorous.

Not that it's any of your business, mind you.
No. 18285 ID: d3dfb8

Sorry for asking... I was curious.
How many children have you had over the millennia?
No. 18287 ID: c1182c


Are all dragons perpetually grumpy, or is it just you?
No. 18288 ID: c4c313

Now we must go on a quest to find Rynh's baby pictures I mean her dad.

When she hatched it must have been squeee x3~
No. 18289 ID: 67c611

She's tired of dealing with people. She's been doing this for thousands of years. Think how many times she's been asked "Are you my mommy?". After a while it gets old. Instead of having to answer all those questions she can reach over and crush them. It gets really tempting to do that and avoid the whole kid asking you dozens of questions and asking for favors thing.
No. 18290 ID: 0c4fcd


are you related to flare?
No. 18291 ID: 19a433

Do you know how old Rynh is? Because she doesn't.
No. 18293 ID: 27c9d9

Lyan: Do you have the prehensile clitoral hood as well as an 'adventurous spirit' or were all things relating to the clitoris replaced with wang?
No. 18294 ID: f58d30

Baby pictures! BABY PICTURES! :D
No. 18295 ID: b4b04d

"I'm not mean, I'm a thousand years old, and I just lost track of my moral code."
No. 18297 ID: 3416ec
File 127736445815.jpg - (91.92KB , 800x600 , Favorite_food.jpg )

>what is your favorite food.

Ramen noodles! Not the instant kind, the traditional Japanese kind, especially with all the toppings.

Them's good eats.
No. 18298 ID: f44349

Good idea!

To all characters ever:
No. 18300 ID: 6a1a26
File 127737055885.png - (40.71KB , 450x450 , babies.png )

No. 18306 ID: a7a85a


D'aaaw. =3
No. 18309 ID: 8c0848
File 127738890491.png - (169.18KB , 455x469 , TINYLIKEBABY.png )

Tiny, wrinkled, squalling infants are not adorable, they are annoying. My purebred children could hunt on their own within the hour, this thing just writhed and cried.

She is still a young child, about three decades old, as most races reckon time.
No. 18310 ID: 476456

you know you loved him.
No. 18311 ID: a594b9

How long do kobolds normally live?
No. 18331 ID: c4c313


In the humanoid races it's thought that infants remain helpless for so long to protect the parents from them... since parents have to remain in control of their children long enough to teach them their culture. N-not to imply dragons are uncultured! It's just that depending on how you look at them, weaknesses can be strengths, and strengths, weaknesses...
No. 18333 ID: f58d30

>To all characters ever:


She looks freaking adorable :3
No. 18345 ID: 1a99f0

Aww, she's adorable. Though now I'm wondering how her biology works. She seems like mammal, but she was born from an egg. Now I'm back to wondering if she would lay eggs or not.
No. 18354 ID: 2a421d
File 127743691511.jpg - (52.01KB , 428x293 , platypus.jpg )

Mammals can lay eggs too, Monotremes to be exact.
No. 18394 ID: fc5f60


ahh, yes, the platypus; god's half asses prank to biologists.
No. 18395 ID: abb30a
File 12775089633.png - (266.03KB , 640x480 , itq20.png )

Live flesh.
I have eaten people who were still living and people who were already dead. I try not to do either if it is not appropriate in the circumstances. I have had my failures... Eaten a small number of friends, in the many I have had. I feel awful about it, and intend to never let it happen again.
No. 18396 ID: 6a5a08
File 127751053331.jpg - (221.18KB , 720x720 , BirthofPink.jpg )


My characters aren't exactly 'born'. I build them out of... well, whatever I can get, and then infuse them with life using Creation Magic, using these light things floating around as a power source, and my computer as a way to make manipulation of the energy easier. Then I make a world for them to live in.

Or vice versa, world then characters. Usually works better that way, so I have somewhere to put them before they become aware of my existence and shatter the fourth wall completely.

I've managed to work my way up from stick figures now, but originally that's all I could create, inexperienced as I was with this type of magic (not to mention trying to draw using a mouse). I'm used to just blowing shit up, Black Mage that I am.

'Course, nothing to blow up here, so I needed something to do to pass the time.
No. 18419 ID: a594b9

Stop avatarfagging.
No. 18424 ID: 31cbfc
File 127752332979.png - (3.26KB , 512x512 , meep.png )

No. 18436 ID: f202ec
File 127752640166.jpg - (13.28KB , 450x300 , babylyan.jpg )


Um, honestly I don't know. Maybe a computer simulation of what I would have looked like...?
No. 18437 ID: 1a99f0

wow, she sure knew what she wanted to be at a young age.
No. 18457 ID: cf68aa
File 127755300395.png - (9.54KB , 453x475 , babyPictures.png )

>Baby Pictures

Zerlina when she was just a bit of code~
No. 18458 ID: a7a85a

D'aaaaaw! I bet that disc is ticklish!
No. 18459 ID: 31cbfc

Wow, her source fits on a CD?
Iso please >:3
No. 18462 ID: 636c08


No. 18463 ID: 6a5a08

To stop or not to stop, that is the question. Perhaps I shall, but perhaps I shall not, I suppose we must wait and see.
No. 18467 ID: 3d44f5

huh, she really was the prototype. 1a.
No. 18481 ID: a594b9

Well, to be honest it's your perogative if you want the Piechart to be a literal creation god in all your quests.

I get far more annoyed when you go "I'm a black mage!" when suggesting in other quests. Or stuff like that.
No. 18483 ID: 31cbfc

Really? 1a is 26 in hex.
No. 18484 ID: 6a5a08

Yeah, I'll try and refrain from being too annoying, I'm just egotistical and self-centered and enjoy talking about myself too much.

But, hey, at least I'm honest! :D

Also, to all characters, what is your favorite band/music genre? What kind of music one likes says a lot about a person.
No. 18555 ID: e513f1

Avatarfagging is generally annoying.
No. 18564 ID: 8c0848
File 127768010033.png - (17.68KB , 747x649 , amikawaii.png )

Except when I do it.
No. 18567 ID: 2eac65

I don't mind avatars. I think they help people seem unique.
No. 18570 ID: 4531bc

I agree, at least when there's some effort put into it.
No. 18573 ID: 1a99f0

yes, gnoll, you're totally kawaii
No. 18581 ID: 6547ec
File 127769970985.png - (53.75KB , 449x460 , Teehee.png )


What if you avatarfag with someone else's avatar?
No. 18582 ID: 35cea2


There's a fine line between "unique" and "LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME"
No. 18583 ID: a594b9

Oh god what are you doing
No. 18585 ID: 2eac65

And I've found that line is mostly a matter of the reader's perspective.
No. 18589 ID: 0fccc7

Avatar fagging is fine so long as you aren't a douchebag about it, actually that's a good prerequisite for just about any post.
No. 18597 ID: f202ec
File 127770767230.jpg - (16.66KB , 400x500 , naughybits.jpg )



Well, it's...

Murphy. It'd be easier just to show you. Here.


...wait, was I still in anonymous mode?
No. 18643 ID: 67c611

Blood? Pain? No. It's not torture if you enjoy it. I have other things in mind but I'm afraid you'd get loose and kill me for what I was doing to you.

What exactly can't you break out of?
No. 18645 ID: 1a99f0

Rynh: How'd you get that nick in your ear?
No. 18668 ID: a594b9

Would it kill you to stop saying how much you want to rape all the female characters of /quest/? Even Penji, goddamn.

Besides, Chloe is impossible to rape. She'd just mutate some teeth down there and you'd be dickless.
No. 18715 ID: 3297aa

No. 18741 ID: 8c0848
File 127782059160.png - (21.14KB , 1024x768 , lolidunno.png )

I guess that would make you Gnollbard.
No. 18747 ID: e973f4

ahahahaha aaaaaaaa
No. 18749 ID: a594b9

At least he's drawing his own stuff, though. Gnollbard just steals.
No. 18752 ID: 4f6e37

The ones I can't stand are the ones who just use the same damn image over and over and over flipped around or whatever.
No. 18761 ID: 3297aa
File 127784876163.jpg - (26.92KB , 522x399 , 1267249787344.jpg )

Wait, Gnoll and Gnollbard aren't the same person? I always thought they were the same person.
No. 18770 ID: 8e18cd
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> So Verremar: Have you ever thought of how you'd look in a latex suit?

Well I've been to Latex Freakshows in good 'ol England. I liked wearing the suit. I hated the mask. They look pretty damn nice, but at the same time they're very uncomfortable to wear or to do anything in them.

Cheers to all the sexy guys that dress up in them. At least I had a lot to look at.
No. 18779 ID: 8e18cd
File 127785525927.png - (395.71KB , 1000x1000 , Verremar Answer 4.png )


> Verremar, how exactly did you went from being someones bitch to being a businessman?

Being a bitch was a short episode, while I was always a businessman, ever since I graduated in "humanoid economics".

Business is business, private life is private. When I have some free time, I always want to have fun there and there. If it doesn't intrude into my business it's okay.
No. 18787 ID: 6547ec


Someone always beats me to it!! D:
No. 18795 ID: 34470e

Everyone: What would you do if you were sent to the past and were trapped there?
No. 18797 ID: 00160c

too vague, how far in the past? being sent back 10 seconds wouldn't be so bad.
No. 18802 ID: 34470e

How about 100 years?
No. 18809 ID: d560d6
File 127791302662.gif - (26.44KB , 640x480 , why-did-i-think-prehistoric-quest-was-a-good-desti.gif )


Wish I'd remembered to pick up spare plutonium.
No. 18859 ID: 6a5a08
File 127795835752.jpg - (182.73KB , 720x720 , AnOrdinaryNightAtPieChartsHouse.jpg )

Same thing I do every night/day, argue with my past self ( ...or future self?) while posting stupid stuff and expressing my egotism on tgchan.
No. 18882 ID: 8c0848
File 127801721111.png - (12.74KB , 533x644 , Cut it out.png )

You are not a quest character. Get out!
No. 18883 ID: 6a5a08

Technically I am, though sadly not a main character.
No. 18888 ID: e3f578

Gnoll: Are you a quest character?
No. 18889 ID: 8c0848


Check out that sort of cameo and weep.
No. 18891 ID: d560d6


Suddenly, >>319621 makes more sense.

Being licked by your QuestMaster: one of the many perils perks perils of being a tgchan protagonist.
No. 18892 ID: 1a99f0

I dunno, you look kinda scrawny compared to Dagnyr...
No. 18897 ID: 4531bc

Seto96n: Who is your real father?
No. 19026 ID: bf1e7e
File 12781938864.png - (159.26KB , 768x768 , Venbabby.png )


Well, given that all of my findings reveal her to be an Indahl, Ven likely looked soemthing like this as an infant.
No. 19033 ID: bf1e7e
File 127819602538.png - (162.00KB , 768x768 , BabbyTelwis.png )


And we know what Telwis looked like, as according to my records he heavily resembled his cousin who did not disappear.
No. 19034 ID: 1e9d01

No. 19035 ID: 8e18cd
File 127819663674.jpg - (105.17KB , 1024x768 , Babies.jpg )

No. 19045 ID: 3297aa
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No. 19063 ID: abb30a
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No. 19074 ID: 1e9d01


Is this ITQ thread the most adawwwable one yet? I think so.
No. 19083 ID: e973f4

Tory: You're great!

Wait, that's not a question. Whatever.
No. 19085 ID: f21281
File 127822780825.gif - (6.91KB , 386x600 , BabbyofEbil.gif )

Some childhood.
No. 19112 ID: 1fa631

Ah yes, first grade.
No. 19117 ID: c2c011

It just makes you want to see the world burn. Doesn't it?
No. 19125 ID: c4c313


Oh come on now I think she's adorable!

Don't feel bad Chloe. Nobody else remembers what it was like as a baby either. At least nobody dropped you on your head, unlike some of us! Plus you were probably on an accelerated growth period so you really didn't miss more than a few days of unconsciousness.
No. 19127 ID: 8c0848

Glory: Are you dead?
No. 19170 ID: 1a99f0

so Jehral, any thoughts on your recent activities with Rynh? Nice shot by the way.
No. 19173 ID: 8c0848
File 127837341071.png - (112.19KB , 443x495 , yesitwas.png )

It was definitely alright. She's obviously kind of naive and her hands are a little rough, but other than that, no complaints at all.
I mean, she seems more curious than anything, so I'm not going to pressure anything on her, but I probably won't try too hard to stop her either.
No. 19180 ID: f58d30

Was that your first handjob too?
No. 19182 ID: 6faf8a

Bet it was, don't forget he's a mutant freak of cross-breeding too, even if the elf-girls think he's cute I can't imagine anyone taking him seriously.
No. 19183 ID: 8c0848
File 127838114985.png - (96.94KB , 443x495 , SADTIME.png )

I'm normally a small, gray thing, so I doubt I'm really found attractive most of the time. I'm not totally inexperienced, but yeah... I could stand to do better.
No. 19185 ID: c4c313


Look on the bright side. Compared to kobolds you're a tall graceful thing. And frankly elf girls don't take anyone seriously except themselves.

And yeah, don't pressure Rynh. That's our job. She's pretty immature anyway, as far as dragons go.
No. 19186 ID: 0b2a05

Hey your normal form is damn awesome, don't you forget it.
No. 19189 ID: 8ce2bf

And is your dick the same size as a kobold mutant as it is when you're a human? It's pretty huge for your normal size.
No. 19190 ID: 620bfb

Hey Jehral, what would you say if we told you Rynh only did what she did because a group of perverts told her to while they secretly watched?
No. 19191 ID: f58d30

Don't feel bad man. You managed to get a girl to do you... sort of, just for being you!
No. 19192 ID: 6faf8a

Indeed, humans don't get to just walk around with our erogenous zones exposed for all to see.

Unless the halfbold-ness kind takes some of that sensitivity out.

Anyhow on the maturity thing how old are you? I mean is your story bout the same 'early orphanage years, background of being picked on, took on merc work to get the rage out?"
No. 19193 ID: 1a99f0

Yes, tell us some about yourself.
No. 19194 ID: e3f578

Elf ladies love you man. What the fuck are you talking about.
No. 19195 ID: d5680e

they love him like a normal person likes a dog, you can play with it and think it's cute but you wouldn't have sex with it.
No. 19199 ID: 8c0848

You don't know this site too well, do you?
No. 19200 ID: d5680e

i specifically stated 'normal person' so your argument is moot.
No. 19204 ID: bf1e7e
File 127838862991.png - (76.62KB , 768x768 , DeepBabby.png )

Somebody asked for a Deep Thing Babby so here it is.
No. 19205 ID: 10c20a
File 12783896786.jpg - (26.39KB , 475x465 , BabbyRoqan.jpg )

No. 19206 ID: c68c04
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Good poetry is best, but it's very heavy. You can't enjoy it properly if you have too much at once. I also like settling down to a good mystery; but really, I can enjoy anything that's written well.
No. 19207 ID: e973f4

Hey Wordblood.

Do something awesome. First thing that comes to mind. :B
No. 19222 ID: 8bdb6a

Is being metatextual one of your powers? If so, what quest or quests do you like?
No. 19232 ID: a7a85a

The nom nom nom had me laughing my ass off. XD


Huh, informative.
So what would happen if you <strike>read</strike> ate fanfiction?
No. 19247 ID: f21281

How does Half-Life: Full Life Consequences taste.
No. 19248 ID: 620bfb

My guess would be it tastes kinda funny.
No. 19259 ID: 08aa7e

well it's point is it's SO BAD it is good. so it would be like a REALLY smelly cheese which smells absolutely horrid but is fucking delicious.
No. 19270 ID: e2d0a6

screw that

What'd happen if you ate My Immortal?

No. 19272 ID: 08aa7e

he would get very very sick and spirit barf or something.
No. 19292 ID: 1a99f0

Rynh: Hah, you got splooge on your face. Wait...that's not really a question.
Rynh: What were you thinking when you got splooge on your face?
No. 19340 ID: f58d30

That thing looks just adorable. Makes me wanna go d'aaaaaawwwww
No. 19384 ID: 8c0848
File 127855862750.png - (54.05KB , 276x337 , Meh.png )

At first it surprised the hell out of me, but after getting sprayed with the dirt and puke and filth and blood I've dealt with before, it's pretty damn tame.
So I guess I don't really care, it's no big deal.
No. 19386 ID: e3f578

Rynh's much too hardened a woman to be disgusted by any bodily fluids. Is there anything you can't do, big butt?
No. 19388 ID: 8ce2bf

So you don't mind that Jehral did it on purpose? You're not going to try and get revenge and get semen on his face?
No. 19389 ID: df7322

i highly doubt he did it on purpose, if you have aim that good then good for you, most people don't.
No. 19390 ID: 1e8ba0

Little did you know that Jehral's father was the Ron Jeremy of the kobold world.
No. 19391 ID: 4531bc

Not a tozol?
No. 19392 ID: 1e8ba0

If his father had been a tozol, then Rynh would no longer have a face.
No. 19393 ID: a7a85a


That's right! ... But God help you if you mention bacon.
No. 19402 ID: 40cb26

So, next time you'll be sure to get it in your mouth, right?
No. 19403 ID: 8c0848
File 127858802430.png - (53.69KB , 276x337 , Geh.png )

Hey, I like bacon. I'm just not going to ram it in my face every chance I get.
See the previous statement.
No. 19407 ID: e31d52

I wonder what you look like as a kobold.

I bet it's adorable.
No. 19490 ID: fb2934
File 127869784886.png - (25.77KB , 512x512 , babbymirage.png )


babby mirage with his parents, I've drawn him as a babby before in the dream sequences so he's a little older in this picture~
No. 19492 ID: 6a5a08

Ooh, does this mean Story Time will be updating?
I sure hope so.
No. 19494 ID: fb2934
File 127869883188.png - (25.35KB , 512x512 , babbybaod.png )

yes! once I get the hang of things

and now Baod

No. 19495 ID: 8ce2bf

No. 19499 ID: fb2934
File 12786996954.png - (24.27KB , 512x512 , babbyaeora.png )

No. 19500 ID: 9cb4b3

No. 19508 ID: d3dfb8

I fapped to this.
No. 19540 ID: 0b2a05

To everyone willing to answer: What was your worst romantic/sexual experience?
No. 19554 ID: 40cb26

Rynh and Jehral, what forms could you be turned into that you'd like the absolute least? I expect you to answer while in that form, of course.
No. 19573 ID: 9b5e86

Baod: Why do you hide your arm markings?
Are they the markings of a HUNTER?
No. 19574 ID: 8c0848
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This is terrible. I have to keep my head turned to one side, I feel really fat and dumpy. I'm all leathery...

At least my tail is back, sort of.
No. 19575 ID: e3f578

Hey! You have big tits now!
No. 19581 ID: 6a5a08

Aeora: Are you secretly the princess?
No. 19585 ID: d560d6
File 127878775635.gif - (13.33KB , 640x480 , rubber-arms.gif )

>What was your worst romantic/sexual experience?

No. 19587 ID: 8c90bd

Totally worth it in my opinion.
No. 19617 ID: badf27

No. 19625 ID: 8c0848
File 127885700043.png - (80.49KB , 415x393 , iaintevenmad.png )

That's not a question, that's you being an asshole. Come back when you have a question and you're not an asshole.
No. 19626 ID: 40cb26

I got one for you: how did you fix that skirt/tail issue? Does it open up or did you get a magical skirt or just a change of clothes?

This may or may not be a ploy to get a close up shot of your ass.
No. 19631 ID: f58d30

I do have a question for you.

If you had the chance to be permanently transformed into a human, would you take that chance?
No. 19639 ID: a7a85a


Did Saulanna's war form make you furry for her?
No. 19642 ID: d3dfb8

You and Jehral make the cutest couple. When do you think he'll pop the question? Uguu~
No. 19741 ID: 22f0f6

Leimahtaa, and any other long-lived world-altering beings:

What do you consider your greatest accomplishment, that wouldn't require spoiler tags?
No. 19756 ID: e31d52
File 127900349439.png - (6.86KB , 640x480 , OosaAwnser.png )

Inventing playing cards, of course~~.

It is so fun and interesting to watch people play, and see what they bet on nothing but chance~.
No. 19763 ID: c861bf
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No. 19767 ID: 22f0f6

I do not see a nose. How do they smell?

I am, of course, asking from the point of view from a creature that could never possibly create an entirely new species through pure genius and power.
No. 19769 ID: c861bf
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No. 19773 ID: 315b01
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I used to be a... an engineer of sorts, I suppose anyhow. I've made a great many things but, my greatest accomplishment my magnum opus? I-I almost can't remember, it was so long ago...

Why can't I remember? I'm supposed to be able to...remember... most of the others they can't even remember their own lives, but I remember... a golden ladder coming down... the seed sown by the universe... a grim harvest.

I suppose if I could be proud of something I 'can' remember it would be Orange. Makes the best of a bad situation that one does, hardworking, plans ahead, even took some of the practical from 'is... 'other.
No. 19776 ID: e3f578

What's to lose without smell? Sure, they don't need it but it does make beings more alert to environments, and in fact, could mean life or death when identifying something as food or dangerous.

More senses give more detail and understanding. Increases species potential. Blackheads are adorable though. Is that a side affect you didn't care about or do you love adorable things?
No. 19778 ID: c861bf
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No. 19779 ID: 8bdb6a

Blacksoul: If your current technique demanded that every single mortal in the world be killed in order to drive back the Sea, would you do it? Or would you try and find another way?
No. 19783 ID: c861bf
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Yes. I would do it. It would not serve the purpose of repairing the world, but it would keep the Oblivion-Creatures from winning. I would gladly sacrifice every mortal, every Wizard, and myself if it would kill them all. If this world cannot be repaired, I will destroy it rather than give it to them.
No. 19784 ID: 8bdb6a

Blacksoul: Why do you hate the Oblivion creatures more than you like the world and being alive? Do you know anything about them, personally? Not just as an abstract opponent?
No. 19787 ID: a594b9

Blacksoul: What if the one you lost was still alive, somewhere in the Sea of Oblivion? Would you still destroy it?
No. 19788 ID: 1a2b6b
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My greatest accomplishment is keeping the complex running for as long as I have. With all the constant attacks from my deranged counterpart, Network Prime, and the meddling of the gekeh monitoring constructs they so thoughtfully abandoned here, and occasional outbreaks of dissension among drones, I am frankly amazed I have only had to declare sector 7 unrecoverable. The rest of the sectors are in good shape. Network Prime is not entirely unreasonable. Just mostly. It knows as well as I do the value of keeping this place operational.

No. 19789 ID: 1a2b6b
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my g-ggreatest acCOMPlishmentsssszz are the CREation of life fr-free of the const- of the CONstraints of flESSHhh and the cREAtion-ion of a weapppppon to deMONstrate t-t-to CENtral netWORK the fffffolly of the FlEsSSShhh

No. 19790 ID: 1a2b6b
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Greatest accomplishments?

Keeping our motives secret.
Keeping our information secure.
Ensuring our enemies do not know our battles have been fought until we are the victors.

Our motives are complex. Our information is dangerous. Our battles are necessary for these reasons.

That is all we choose to reveal for now.
No. 19791 ID: c861bf
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They destroyed the world. They ruined everything. There is no other reason necessary.

Anything that has existed this long in the Sea of Oblivion is irrevocably tainted. Perhaps when the filth is washed away, the taint will also disappear.
No. 19797 ID: a594b9

Surely with your skill, you could remove the taint yourself.
No. 19799 ID: 197650

What do you actualy know of these creatures?
And how well do you think you know yourself?

Don't blockheads have souls, and if so, couldn't they be used? if any race, they would be able to repopulate fast enough to overcome genocide.
If creatures created by wizards can develop souls, why not design a create imprinted to seak to develop a soul, aswell as understanding on how to, and imprint the realisation they had to give their soul up for the better of the world.
No. 19802 ID: c861bf
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What I can and cannot do is unknown because that vast ocean of filth interposes itself and I cannot cross it!

Creatures made and released by wizards, especially a creature as flawed and ignorant as those, have pitiful, almost-worthless souls. The souls of the infirm, the almost-dieing and children are more valuable. The free and natural creatures have souls worth taking, and magical creatures that are created with no soul but gain one on their own are more valuable than any other. Somehow, somehow the Ophians are as natural born creatures. It could be because of Kshaara's skill at mentalism, but I feel suspicious of their sudden acquisitions. I have always been suspicious of the events surrounding her apparent demise.

Make a creature, have it gain a soul, and harvest it. It seems simple. It is not. The creature must act out, must act of it's own will and slowly, slowly a soul may be cultivated. If some trick of mentalism were used, it would not be a soul freely-given, and therefore nothing I could previously harvest. Anyway, such plans are worthless now. They require time, and luck. I have none of these things. Besides, what did you think my purpose was in sending the snikt out in the first place? It is a particularly unsuitable messenger, but extremely likely to survive.

Now, none of it is relevant. My new messenger brings me worn and weary creatures looking for rest. They will have comfort before they assist me in saving the world.
No. 19803 ID: e3f578

So, do you mean that you initially planned to use the snikt as a weapon by letting it freely roam around the countryside and try to gain a powerful soul of its own accord if you're lucky enough for the snikt to make the right choices? But now since you've obtained a much more sociable messenger you now plan to use a bunch of souls for your weapon as a more efficient and sure plan?

Your Xanatos Rouletting all over the place, Blacksoul! (If I read what he said right and did not mix up information again).
No. 19805 ID: 197650

If you know the enemy and know yourself, your victory will not stand in doubt
If you know heaven and you know Earth, you may make your victory

If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear results of a hundred battles
If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer defeat.
If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.

We need to know more before we can act, look at yourself and wonder if youre not rushing this TOO much. There is still a chance this creature was made out of sheer chance. And then even if it wasnt, it could still be the case that these beings are unable to make intelligent servants.
That alone gives you an advantage.
We need to know what we're up against, how we plan to go up against them, and we need to know the battlefield.
Then we need to know exactly what we have, what we can use, and how we can use this to our advantage.
No. 19813 ID: c861bf
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No. I have always needed souls for my research, but they are extremely difficult to obtain. I sent the snikt out with a task in the hope that it would gain a soul and return. Obviously this plan has failed - it has wandered in to the Sea of Oblivion and is probably dead. It is a matter of luck whether or not a magical creature gains a soul, and then returns with some sort of leverage I can use against it, but what else am I to do with creatures for which I have no purpose?

Now that I have the magical technology from the Sea, I can use it to make a weapon and possibly repair the world. I had no idea this technology even existed - had someone besides Soulfire been informed and had my new messenger failed, I would not have been able to capture the creature in the first place - I would never have known about it. Nothing that has happened has gone according to some master plan or scheme - it seems my original plan has utterly failed, and chance threw this new messenger and this magical technology into my lap.

The creatures from the Sea are not new to me. They have much less variation in their abilities, and control rather than create the analogues of magical creatures they have, but I do not underestimate them. They are crafty and intelligent, although in a way that is difficult to understand. Their cleverness seems almost instinctual rather than the product of reason - it is difficult to understand their plans or motivations. Even still, this creature is no accident. I have the opportunity to wipe them from the face of the planet and I will take it no matter the cost. They destroyed the world! There is no time to plot and scheme, they could be planning the very same thing on the other side of that impenetrable wall.
No. 19821 ID: 197650

If you don't know what they're doing or planning, then you do not know your enemy. What you need at this point is spies.
Surviving spies to help you learn what they are doing, and doomed spies to misinform them and disorganise them, buying you time.
Right now you are waiting for people to actually come to your domain so you may use their souls, while you wait to gain enough you might aswell send spies.

You have a possible solution and I understand you're eager to jump it, but we have too little intell at this point.
No. 19822 ID: c2c011

By the way, what are your thoughts on your new messenger?

And I think she might need some ressaurances from you at times. Most other creatures don't really have your drive or dedication. She will probably do what she thinks is necessary but at the same time she might need some kind words of reassurance at times to bear this burden.
No. 19828 ID: d98e9d
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To: [(root):-all-]
---: You.
No. 19833 ID: c861bf
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No further queeeestionssss...

Can't you ssseeeee heeee'ssss a busssssy mannnn?

Besssidessss, no one who comessss into the ssseeeea of oblivion ever leavessss...

weeee have candy heeeeere...
No. 19834 ID: c2c011

No thanks. I got all the candy I need right here. By the way, why do you want me to stay?
No. 19845 ID: c861bf
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I don't carrrre if you sssssstay or not. Eeeeeeveryone issssss happppy here.
No. 19866 ID: 1a2b6b
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Subject: CR-8T-203
Age: 1.2 cycles
Note: Subject appears to have noticed mobile tail. Subject has continued to move tail for the past hour and twenty seven minutes enthusiastically.
No. 19870 ID: 54aa3e

No. 19871 ID: 701a19

Central Network:
Are the lifeforms contained within drones still capable of in-utero reproduction? If not, are sterile from conception or is it the result of surgery? The process of being decanted and moved inside a shell?

Monitors: Are Central Network and Network Prime both aspects of the same being?

Central Network and Network Prime: Would you oppose the existence of a neutral faction dedicated entirely to the repair and maintenance of the facility but remains uninvolved in your conflicts?
No. 19875 ID: 22f0f6

Wow. Talk about the devil in the machine.
No. 19876 ID: e973f4

Seri68oa: You should hug Kata.

Yes I know that wasn't a question. >|3
No. 19877 ID: 22f0f6

Since you're probably going to be stuck playing dragon-spy with Rynh for a while, and she's got that nifty shape changing magic, what would you prefer she disguise you as next time, if there's room for choices?
No. 19904 ID: c2c011

Can't come then. I'm only content when I'm miserable and hate the world.
No. 19980 ID: d560d6

>Physically, the ideal woman has a womanly figure. Buxom, healthily plump, with wide hips, ample breasts, and a tender, sweet face.

So, a very a sensual woman, built in the very image of physical desire, her fullness of figure and beauty of form such that they cannot be ignored? A voluptuous figure, whose defined curves are intoxicating to the senses?
No. 19982 ID: 1a2b6b
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Due to the disadvantages of decentralised drone production I have ensured that all drones grown in this facility are sterile. This makes the decantation facility the only means for new drones to be created, and means I know exactly what drones have come into being, and when communication has been lost, which drones have died or otherwise fallen out of my service. I am always completely aware of what my resources are at any given time, allowing me to act efficiently and react quickly to changing situations. I would not oppose a collection of those dedicated to repair and maintenance in an ideal world, but such a thing could never be neutral. It would consist of my drones, or Prime's robots, and there would be biases. Reasons to repair things not as objectively as possible. I do what I can to repair my sectors with my drones, and I am aware that Prime does the same with its robots. Where our influences overlap is where there is little repair, but such places would claim the lives of any supposed neutral entities there rapidly.

No. 19985 ID: 701a19

So, would you be interested in sending unruly and/or uncooperative drones out to handle repairs in contested areas as part of an ostensibly 'neutral' faction?
They get to live the rest of their short lives without your orders or support, and you get some progress done on repairs before they die.
This would seem to be a far more efficient use of drones you would otherwise decommission, and sector 6 is in dire need of repair.
No. 19989 ID: 1a2b6b
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>Seri, you should hug Kata.
I do not think that is a good idea at this point. I no longer feel the presence of Commander 48's weapon, but I believe this may be due to it becoming an integral part of me, much as Central Network's nanomachines were. I am concerned that I might contaminate a drone if I touch them, and of those afflicted, I alone have survived and become something more, and only through my guidance will Deba ever control his body like I can control mine, without the aid of nanomachines.

Although, if the drone infected had the same nanomachines as I have, they might be able to turn their condition to their advantage, just as I have done. If they survive.

Also, I do not really have a desire to do so. Why should I hug the drone?
No. 19990 ID: dad664

How did you manage to become pregnant if all drones are sterilized at birth?

Did you regenerate your reproductive organs or something?

Also, who is the daddy?
No. 19994 ID: 8b261a

okay well then can you picture you hugging kata in your head? i want to see!
No. 20018 ID: 1a2b6b
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>How did you get pregnant if all drones are sterile?
>Did you regenerate your reproductive organs?
I believe you have answered your own question. I have complete control over my body now, down to every fibre of my being. It is a matter of guiding nanomachines. Prior to my current situation, I was a field medic. A highly competent and experienced medic, I should add. I knew exactly what I needed to do to rebuild my body once I gained control, and it would appear that I recovered further than I was even aware at the time.

>Who's the daddy?
I have no idea. To be honest, I am still trying to figure out exactly what happened, and I am not entirely sure I want to know what happened. For all I know, it could be parthenogenesis.

>Can you picture hugging Kata?
...I... I guess? I don't know what purpose this serves.
No. 20019 ID: e973f4

I think the guy who asked you to visualize it said why he wanted you to.

But in general you and Kata have both been through a good bit of emotional trauma lately and could probably use the mutual support the gesture provides. :V
No. 20027 ID: 6a5a08

Maybe you were magically impregnated by some god-like entity and are about to give birth to the saviour of Dronekind.

Or maybe you're like a plant now, and can self-pollinate, and all the new creatures will be nearly exact clones of yourself.

Or maybe it was Deba.

Or blue-dome-head.

Or maybe you're just evolving beyond anything we can comprehend, ascending beyond mortality to become a GOD and show those Monitors what a real perfect life form is!
No. 20030 ID: dad664

If your nanomachines can regenerate complete fully functional organs...why not have them craft your body into something that isn't so...fleshbeast-ey, I dunno.
No. 20092 ID: c4c313


I have a guess for who's the "daddy". When you... assimilated those other drones, their information is probably incorporated into your um... children. So your former friends become your kids... or at least some combination of yourself and them went into making each fetus. What remains to be seen is if they too are fertile, which would raise questions as to where the information for forming their children comes from (assuming they aren't identical clones).

Or maybe it's just really really weird okay!!
No. 20165 ID: 0576eb
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I'm a bit late here, but I was busy with a salsa. It takes so much time to do without a magic bullet.

Anyway, my biggest accomplishment would have been... to represent. I've lived as long as the square-with-round-corner shape exists, and I've since then represented whatever I was placed over. I've gained powers ever since, and now I can represent without being, well, over something.
No. 20259 ID: 9cb4b3
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Nevrean Babies sure are ugly
No. 20261 ID: 8e18cd
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I am amused by itty-bitty teeny BABY!"
No. 20365 ID: 3b3f66

Liam: Who is the real father....can we see him (If not can you at least dance for us)

Aruuchi: Do you really care about Liam, is he really a friend to you, or would you easily kill him for food if need be or something along those lines

Hatchs Mother: What are you sick from?
No. 20366 ID: 3b3f66

Sorry for double post but two more questions.

Tienaye how old are you?

and finally Marcus a Mitzi, what makes you happy in the midst of all the shit you both go through.
No. 20371 ID: 3416ec


And annoying.
No. 20380 ID: 8c0848
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I managed to get accepted into a mercenary company by being able to breath fire, but I needed to know how to use a sword too, so Dagnyr trained me and by trained, I mean beat the fuck out of me until I could defend myself.
I don't think those dull knives were any less fatal, they just hurt more when he carved me up with them...

Damn, I was scrawny.
No. 20394 ID: e973f4

Random: Okay, I know you probably get this question a lot, but... well... whence the forename?
No. 20396 ID: 8ce2bf

Random: Are you bi?
No. 20403 ID: a76809


What would you say is you most identifiable quirk, from your own standpoint?
The thing that even you go 'hey, that's a bit wierd' to?
Can you be more specific?
And what is the most horrific thing you have ever seen?
No. 20416 ID: a7a85a


No. 20584 ID: b8883a

Pretty bird! Pretty biiirrrd! Birdy wanna cracker? Liam wanna cracker? Pretty birrrrd~ Who's a pretty bird?
No. 20585 ID: 7bdeff

Anciu (since Toastline told us you would answer it on IRC): What is your favorite sex toy?
No. 20586 ID: e973f4


Anciu: You should be in the quest more. I have pretty much no idea what you're like.
No. 20590 ID: 4f6e37
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It was that or Shirley.
Seriously. Shirley. Shirley Sterro. Tell Dio and I end you. Random's my Abyssal Moniker I use when I'm dealing with demons, which happens a lot if you're a nukin' thaumaturge like me.

The need for organic lifeforms to reproduce via copulation, and the existence of this "sex drive" irritates me to no end. I'm currently working on a method of osmosis that will allow me to asexually reproduce on a major scale. I've already grown myself a second dick. It's true.

>Strangest Quirk?
My naturally svelte figure and devilish good looks. How is it, everyone asks, that a warrior could be so graceful? That such a stone cold killer could be blessed with such a fantastic form? Look upon his slim, willowy limbs. Shed a tear at his graceful dancer's hips and scintillating, glowing eye. It's just bizarre, ain't it?
That or the fact that I can't say "horse" without cracking up a little.

>The most horrific thing you've ever seen?
I'm a thaumaturge, bro. That means day trips to Hell in order to ensure they don't try to steal my soul. I see nasty shit, and I see it on a regular basis. If I was a pussy maybe I'd have cracked by now.
No. 20591 ID: b79cb0

>grown myself a second dick.
think you could teach dio how to do that? he could probably use it. :P
No. 20593 ID: dad664

Evir's government(s) don't have any ability to legally change your own name?


Also, you know what you need? You need a bitching scarf. Or one of those cape things that drapes over a single shoulder.
No. 20598 ID: e3f578

>asexual reproduction

Truly you have perfected masturbation. Bravo. Thing is that mean its only real purpose is for kids, which defeats the point for likely to be years from now when you determine that you'd be ready for that responsibility. It also seems to take out the fun. You could easily swoon a woman with your looks for the fun and stress relief.

Also, quest characters, is it a wonderful day for pie?
No. 20600 ID: 4f6e37
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>Find a woman
What, so I can can get paired off like everyone else in this quest? No thank you.

>Name change?
Done and done. Take that, asshole parents.
>Get a scarf
That's not a bad idea, but I tried a scarf and it didn't really work with the collar and shit. My sash is enough. I like my look. It's utilitarian and it's not a sissy little dress like half the people on campus wear.

Capes, if you will pardon my Furlesian, look fucking retarded. And they're another thing to trip on in combat.

I'm sure he could. As if he and Veltkrick didn't spend enough time rutting. Granted, they're cooling down now, but there was a time they went everywhere joined at the damn hip. Literally.

There is never a day pie is not a good idea. This is the truth.
No. 20601 ID: dad664
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You're saying that this doesn't look awesome as hell?
No. 20602 ID: 701a19

If you don't want to find a woman, we'll just find you a man.

No. 20605 ID: 4531bc

It's too late. I saw your OOC.
What do you think of Brom?
No. 20616 ID: f95872

That's not a cape. It's just a blanket.
No. 20617 ID: c2c011

That's a poncho. And it would be a hazard in close combat. The enemy could grab it and get some nasty leverage on you.
No. 20946 ID: 1a2b6b

Hey, Mitzi, you seem like you might be handy or tentacle-y with a pencil.

Mind drawing us a quick sketch of a vertai and a tesau?
No. 20947 ID: 8bdb6a
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There's a LOT of varieties of Vertai, as I understand. They cyborg and bioengineer themselves, like Ascendi.

The baseline looks something like this, though. Like a six-limbed lizard with fur. Smaller than a person. Like a midrange dog. The forward limbs are manipulators. Two thumbs per hand. They can also balance on their hindlimbs and tail and use the middle hands, but can't walk that way.

They're weaker than humans, but they've got much better technology than any human world, and way more industry. Even the Diplomats can't really bring them to heel, from what I've read.
No. 20948 ID: 8bdb6a
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Tesau are big, cobra-headed bat dragon motherfuckers. I think they evolved smaller, but have been beefing themselves up with genetic engineering. Like, you know how big, heavy things can't fly because there's no way they'd be strong enough? Well, if you've got muscles like a jabberwock, you totally can.

They walk with their wings, but they've got a pair of tentacles that come out of their shoulders, which are a lot stronger than they look. They've also got four eyes. Two point forward, and two scan a hemisphere each.
No. 20950 ID: 8bdb6a
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I'm just working from memory, but I think the flight profile looks like this.

They've got extra bits to give them more lift area. Tail splits in three. Hood like a cobra. There's so much material that they pretty much need to get it pierced for equipment harnesses and shit. But that's fine, because they're really big on cyborgization anyway.

That is, the ones you see. Their society is insular, so you tend to see them as mercenaries and shit. Sounds crazy, I know, dragons trying to fight guys with missile launchers, but they're fast and have beams and force fields. Like a helicopter gunship that can crawl inside a building.
No. 21010 ID: a41aaf

>Like a helicopter gunship that can crawl inside a building.
Going to have to remember that line.
No. 21055 ID: 70d9eb

Everyone: What if you had fGhost's face?
No. 21062 ID: 67c611

Hey, Rynh. What's your opinion on gay guys? Would you like to see Jehral and Thorden going at it?
No. 21080 ID: 8c0848
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>Jehral and Thodren going at it.
No. 21081 ID: 99ffa5
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>What if you had fGhost's face?
It wouldn't change anything.
No. 21089 ID: 8c0848
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No. 21092 ID: abb30a
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Oh hey it's you again.

I don't know who or what Toastline or IRC is, but I will answer!
...You guys are really into that stuff, huh? Alright. My favourite sex toy is the oscillator I constructed, with male and female components and adjustable speed. I'm thinking about making another one that also vibrates, and then that one will probably be my new favourite. A mate is still better than any toy, if I have the time and energy.
What quest? Finding out what you and your device are? I can try to help more if you come back to my little tech-corner here. I've thought of more experiments to try.
Me... I'm mostly shy and reclusive. It's not that I have trouble speaking to people. I just need a break from it after a while, more than average. Still, I'm polite, and graceful, and people seem to like me. I know a lot more people from all the time I spend on the Transnet than I do in person. I converse and play video games online frequently, when I'm not tinkering or at my job or something else. I have an unspecialised job where I perform maintenance or transport objects for people, or really whatever. I'm very strong and dextrous, but not very fast or agile. I like wearing clothes, and probably spend more time clothed than naked. Sometimes it's nice to be naked... Huhm. Is there anything else you want to know about me?

...How are you even conversing with me, anyway?
No. 21093 ID: dad664

No. 21094 ID: 807deb
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>Everyone: What if you had fGhost's face?

Clearly every quest would be twice as awesome.
No. 21096 ID: e3f578

I miss fGhost. May he always immortally rest in our hearts, and become tgchan's mascot... standing beside Ruby of course.

Ruby, how would you react if fGhost was your partner in crime the escape of Metal Glen was fGhost instead of Tom?
No. 21099 ID: e973f4

>How are you even conversing with me, anyway?
Probably best not to dwell on it.

>I can try to help more if you come back to my little tech-corner here. I've thought of more experiments to try.
Well, we're a tad preoccupied right now, but I don't see why we can't do that once we get the opportunity. Maybe this can become Anciu's Quest for a little while! :B

>Is there anything else you want to know about me?
Hm... How did you get to know Narus, if you don't mind me asking?
No. 21216 ID: 1a9d86

You also had less boobs than you do now, an impressive feat to be sure.
No. 21219 ID: b4b04d
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>Ruby, how would you react if fGhost was your partner in crime the escape of Metal Glen was fGhost instead of Tom?
No. 21223 ID: 18b4bb

Thodren : Every time /quest/ has seen you, you've been fighting girls, one way or another. Do you have an issue with women smaller than you? Or perhaps just women, period?
No. 21225 ID: d560d6

All: what is your perfect Sunday?
No. 21226 ID: 3416ec


I laughed.
No. 21233 ID: f4963f

I want to hear Sammy's opinion on this. NAO!
No. 21234 ID: f35afd

I guess, in my perfect Sunday, It's nice and sunny outside and the weather is good and maybe a little breezy. We go to church like normal, and I can really feel the power of the Lord move through me. Like, his love is like a second sun shining down on me. And at then end of the service, I feel like I've grown closer to God, and when we get up to leave, Becca stands up and walks out with us, because God's love has healed her, and when we turn around, I can see all my classmates and friends were in church with me, and we all walk out of the church together, and there's even more people outside. The sun is really bright, and people are just laughing and singing and praising Jesus, and then it gets even brighter, and the sky opens up, and the choirs of angles come down from heaven and take us all up to paradise where we bask in God's Glory forever, Amen.

I think that would be the perfect Sunday.
No. 21240 ID: e3f578

I have a sneaking suspicion that this quest is eventually going to go Morel Orel on us. Bbbbuuuutut, Dad's few lines indicates he may sorta be a bro. A very super conservative christian bro, but a bro to Sammy nontheless.

Sammy's Dad, figuratively speaking, do you like spending time with your son? Do you hunt? Would you go hunting with your son? Do you drink, discounting Jesus's Blood wine stuff? Are you in dissapoint with your son?
No. 21246 ID: f35afd

I love my son. He's a real good kid, real straight-laced and all, but I'm worried that he's way too serious about everything. I don't hunt but we go fishing once in a while. I try to get him to relax, but he's so worried about doing the right thing! It's okay for a kid to make mistakes and get into trouble.

Me and the wife don't drink alcohol, and we don't keep it in our house. services in our church use regular grape juice for the Lord's Supper.
No. 21275 ID: e31d52

Surprisingly chill dad is surprisingly chill.
No. 21287 ID: 197650


how does this make you feel, Rynh?
No. 21289 ID: 45b988


You've got your interesting anatomy, so to say, and you seem to often frequent bars and such.
So I wondered if you learned some interesting party tricks.
No. 21389 ID: badf27

Charmedfrightened and Nino:
Whatever happened to you guys being "together"?
No. 21390 ID: b4b04d
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No. 21403 ID: 3a289a

"Wrong" hole? Surely there's no such thing!
No. 21434 ID: 4ae7b5

The ear, perhaps a nostril? (I imagine a cutebold could actually manage that given their massive noses.)
No. 21439 ID: cf68aa
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VERY LATE. Baby Sevi
No. 21449 ID: 8d5850
File 128120521068.png - (384.17KB , 640x480 , ITQ23.png )

Say, Truthio. I found this image. What do you think of it?
No. 21451 ID: cf68aa
File 128120853135.png - (96.00KB , 500x500 , 22.png )

From a stream
No. 21457 ID: b0020f
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AhahAHAhahaaa! How did you find this? This is completely inaccurate. I'm at least twice as handsome as this! HAhahahAHA!

Now I want chaos cola to be a real thing. Heh! Perhaps if I spoke to the right customers. Perhaps if I gave information away for free! I must act on this idea at once. Until we meet again! AHAhahahAHAHA!
No. 21459 ID: 0c9433

To all characters: If you could vacation anywhere, where would it be and why?
No. 21476 ID: c4c313


Dessen: what are you doing in there you are a Szierkhogh that is not even your quest
No. 21502 ID: 8d5850
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Why… not?
If Narus doesn't mind, I wouldn't mind either!
Narus and I work in co-operative buildings, so we'd see each other sometimes during work. At first we didn't even know each other's names… That was maybe [[~11 converted years]] ago. We passed in hallways some days and that was all. Our workplaces had a joint party after [[several converted months]] and that was when we got to know one another. He turned out to be a cool guy with overlapping interests to mine! We actually had a few friends in common too. I ended up staying for the whole party. Now we've been to each other's residences more times than I've bothered to count, chatted, watched television, played games, and eaten together. That's the story of how we became familiar!
No. 21512 ID: ad7ce3

You seem to be getting undressed.

... can we see you naked? 8O
No. 21513 ID: 79927b

Me again.

Something I forgot to say: In particular, and I know it's kind of an odd subject, but I am kind of wondering how all of that is... arranged... down there, if you don't mind...?

Or if that's a bit uncomfortable I suppose you could just give a curt description. Just something I am wondering about idly, now that we're talking to you a bit more.
No. 21514 ID: ecfaa0

Hey you are not me!
No. 21515 ID: e973f4


Anyway as far as "Why not?" goes, I mean, some people have been... concerned... about our involvement in their lives in the past. (Not on your world, I think, though.) So it stands to reason that it's worth asking beforehand, so that you don't wind up just getting thrust a bunch of fairly dubious voices with little more guidance than "this is your problem now!"
No. 21516 ID: e973f4

Whoops posted too quickly.

Anyway, I guess I don't have any other questions for you right now. But maybe someone else will!


Someone who isn't this guy above me!
No. 21519 ID: 8d5850
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I see what's going on here. Se would definitely show you EXACTLY how those parts are set up, but instead I'm intercepting your anomalous question. Proxy abuse...? Whatever the case, it won't be allowed to sit. Your question will have to wait for an answer from somewhere else.
No. 21521 ID: 7bdeff

Bah, you eldritch cockblock. Fine, I'll wait until some other time.
No. 21523 ID: a594b9

You're looking particularly fancy in that image there, Dessen. Is there any rhyme or reason to the arrangement and detail of your composition, or is it chaotic regardless?
No. 21527 ID: a07aad

Alright! I came up with another question.

To anyone who wants to answer it, of course:

You are facing the last seconds of your life in a fight of epic proportions, and I mean EPIC. PROPORTIONS.
If you had to say your last words... what awesome, deep, kick-ass-out-of-this-world phrase would you go out with?
No. 21553 ID: c4c313


No. 21554 ID: 8d5850
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You'll have your answer. Se's a good specimen, too… Quite so...
My appearance is actually the result of the interactions of various systems, constantly transforming and rearranging. It's not chaotic in the sense of unpredictable randomness, but it IS chaotic in the senses of seething and abyss.
But don't think I have to look like any one thing. I just happen to like certain themes.
I don't. I have no need to.
No. 21558 ID: d560d6
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No. 21560 ID: 4ca518

... GLORIOUS!!!!
No. 21568 ID: e973f4
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>my greatest accomplishment
I helped create this world you see here, and have kept it intact in the face of calamities great and small through solely my own actions.

If you have any questions about this world I show you, I will be sure to answer them... excepting the ones I choose not to answer, of course. I imagine it would be hardly entertaining if I were to clearly spell everything out for you in the most simple of terms.
No. 21569 ID: b0020f


What's that circle in your face? Are those lines your eyes, or are they closed? Can you open them?
No. 21572 ID: e973f4
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>What's that circle in your face?
I will leave you to wonder, I think, for now.

>Are those lines your eyes, or are they closed? Can you open them?
Do you like my eyes? Some find them frightening.

No. 21575 ID: 620bfb

Yeah, this is pretty much perfect.
No. 21593 ID: e15f89
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.... over my dead body.
No. 21596 ID: e15f89
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... you are not welcome in this house.
No. 21598 ID: 701a19

"Pazuzu. Hastur Hastur Hastur. Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. Candlejack."
No. 21600 ID: 67c611

>>...How are you even conversing with me, anyway?
Not a fucking clue.
No. 21613 ID: 586db0

Hey, Luna! Do you have any advice or statements we should give Saulanna the next time we see her that you don't want to, aren't allowed, or couldn't get away with giving in person?
No. 21616 ID: 620bfb

On a related note: Hey Luna, do you have any idea what Saulanna's up to and if so do you approve of it?
No. 21618 ID: 8d5850
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"I think your eyes are very pretty. I wonder, would you be opposed to a visit? Perhaps not immediately, but some time in the near future. I'm exploring other universes, you see."
No. 21752 ID: 1578e2
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Sammy how do you feel about leonals?
No. 21755 ID: 0b2a05

How would we feel if our armor was skin-colored
No. 21820 ID: 620bfb

No. 21848 ID: b10c0e

>Sammy, how do you feel if Horus the Arch Betrayer, Fallen Son, Warmaster of the Forces of Chaos was a Lion.
No. 21907 ID: fbb29f

>Holy Emperor, Horus is a lion. Get into the 24km ship of the line.
No. 21956 ID: 272add

To Liam the Cuckatiel: What was your dating life like when you were younger?
No. 22198 ID: abb30a

Hi, Jyan! What's your favourite way for someone to pay tribute to you?
No. 22201 ID: d677cc
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>How about a visit?
I think, perhaps, that we ought to use a less public method of communication to discuss this topic, if you don't mind.

>favorite tribute
While I understand that many of my creations choose to pay tribute to me in various ways, and I appreciate ... most of what they undertake in this regard, I have not asked for nor shown a preference for any such matters in a very long time.
No. 22252 ID: f35afd

Oh, uh, that looks like some kind of fantasy picture or something. I don't read stuff like that.
No. 22304 ID: ad7ce3

Hey Anciu, if you're still answering us. What's it like being... both? Do you think of yourself more as one or the other, or as something else entirely?

For that matter, how does your society work with two quite different species? Do you have like different schools and facilities and furniture designs and that kind of thing, or what?

Have you and Narus ever... tried anything, or are one or both of you not into that?
No. 22338 ID: abb30a
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Yeah, I'm still here. Both sexes? Enial hermaphrodites are a separate sex. We have traits that the others lack, and vice versa. Take our eye markings for example. You can definitively tell what sex an Enial is by the shape of their eye markings! Transvestites often wear cosmetics to disguise their true sex that way, actually. The biggest practical difference is probably just that I can have [[double-sex]], and have 2 sets of sexual receptivity cycles to deal with.

Silirw don't segregate by species, for things like education. It's in our nature to keep together. Some furniture is designed so that both Silirw can use it. Some is specialised for one or the other. It all depends on what it's going to be used for! A Cyral might buy a chair just for themself that is comfortable for Cyrals but not Enials, and put it in their own private room. Like that.

Tried anything? My first thought with the way you're asking is that you mean anything illegal. Then I think maybe you mean anything sexual, because that seems to be a big focus for you guys. we both haven't tried anything illegal and don't have an interest in that. Our laws are the kind you'd have to be insane to break on purpose anyway. Neither of us are xenophiles, either. The idea of doing sexual things with each other just isn't appealing! Besides that, the size and shape differences make it inconvenient.
No. 22339 ID: f4963f

Maolla: Can I hug you?
No. 22340 ID: d677cc

Anciu: You get the weirdest questions of anyone here, you know that?
No. 22344 ID: a594b9

What's with the purple specks around your eyes? Are those like freckles?
No. 22345 ID: 1a99f0

Amiel:how's your conflict with that particular non-consonant going? You didn't do anything irrational, did you?
No. 22350 ID: a449f6
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Well... ok!
No. 22365 ID: badf27

Jehral: Have you ever "experimented" with anyone?
No. 22367 ID: 3e8d47

I hate everything about you.
No. 22494 ID: 6547ec
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I...don't want to talk about it.
No. 22518 ID: 9bd27f


Amiel, Dilia, what was so bad about Jiniki molting, or shedding her shell, or whatever it was that messed with you before. How bad can it be?
No. 22519 ID: dad664

How does it feel to basically be a living antennae for our disembodied broadcasts?
No. 22751 ID: a594b9

Penji: Can that Weasel Bar transform into a sex toy?
No. 23068 ID: 8bdb6a

Velesi: Are Avandri related to Snarrens?
No. 23110 ID: 50727d

Quick! everyone!

No. 23115 ID: d560d6

No. 23201 ID: 8bdb6a

Thodren: Say "I'M STWONG MAD!!"
No. 23266 ID: f52552

It's only a few weeks away!
What are your plans for Halloween?
No. 23295 ID: 2da99a
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No. 23346 ID: 2ecb93

Great! Now sing "One more time!"
No. 23445 ID: abb30a
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I had no idea! What do you mean by "here," even?

Freckles... How interesting, a new word. No, they're actually spots where my blood is closer to the surface of my skin. We don't have defined veins or hearts like Cyrals. Our blood and skin slowly redistribute themselves, almost like they're separate organisms. Usually you wouldn't notice them unless you looked really close. Removing this tight-fitting clothing altered the distribution and made some larger prominent spots. They'll go away soon.

Oh! We don't have that holiday! We had something kind of like it at one time, called Scare Day. Since everyone knew when it was, people were less easily scared, and it didn't work out. There ARE several holidays where we are encouraged to dress up in unusual ways, except that they're mostly just fancy. I like that, but it's not really the same thing.
No. 23529 ID: dad664

Penji: Do your eyes glow? Any kind of bio-luminescence whatsoever?

What visual ranges can you see in besides the "norm?" Can you see in IR? Thermal?
No. 24280 ID: 8fc362

So, Penji, what is it like to be Meme-Queen of this board?
No. 24281 ID: f52552

She doesn't have a face in the handsomeface thread.
No. 24613 ID: f4963f

Maolla: Were you ever a male in one of your past sentient lives?

If so, who enjoys sex better?
No. 24856 ID: e4a16b

Rynh: You're on your way to a huge payout that you probably won't have to share.

What would you spend it ALL on, if the opportunity arose?
No. 24913 ID: d99f48
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Sure I was.

Which is better? Well... with another scellor, it's not really a factor, but with other species... Hm. I'd say guys have it easier, and more convenient, but the upper limit would be higher for girls. There's a couple of tricks on both sides to help out, and it's a different sort of feeling on each side anyway, so it's hard to say. There's more... inconvenience, as a girl, though.

Having sex with aliens is fun, but half the time they have no clue what to do with you. Most of them only have one or two kinds of orgasm! Can you believe that?
No. 24918 ID: 3416ec


>one or two kinds of orgasm
>more than one

No. 24920 ID: dad664

dem psionics man.

dem psionics.
No. 24925 ID: e3f578

mind meld orgasm yum
No. 24928 ID: 49ebb2

It's called MINDFUCK, dude.
No. 24931 ID: 4643fd

actually, due to how they work i think it would work something like... it's multi fractal and depends on your telepathy lvl. 2 full lvl 6 telepaths mind melding and doing it would probably cause the sensations to bounce back and forth a LOT and AMPLIFY as they merge with eachother. resulting in perhaps a 12 times orgasm combo. as in they orgasm 12 times simultaneously. which would probably cause a lesser species to die out of pure pleasure. but scellor are used to very large amounts of power going through their brains.
No. 24945 ID: 88df58

Dear Mitzi,

Do you breathe? If so, how long can you hold your breath? Do you grow gills underwater, or when oxygen is otherwise unavailable?
No. 24955 ID: 2563d4

How do Valcien breathe in space, anyway?

If they can hold their breaths for interhabitableplanetary distances, "surfacing" into the atmosphere like large seaborne mammals, that's one hell of a slow metabolism.
No. 24973 ID: 9d362b

to Tav Unt'bel.

Do Lohrke use other kind of gun/range weapon using Technomancy? if yes I would like some pic of them pls
No. 24995 ID: a4b4e3
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I really care about Liam, he's been a friend of mine for a while now. He usually leaves his village on a day that coincides when we'll be nearby when he can, and then goes back to the fort with us to deliver his message.

Scared the shit out of him the first time we met out in the wilderness though, heh. Must've taken us a good fifteen minutes to convince him we weren't going to eat him. Luckily for us he didn't carry a gun back then.
No. 24998 ID: a4b4e3
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I don't want to talk about it, and I'd feel silly dancing by myself.

I'm... a pretty bird?
No. 25015 ID: d677cc

>Scared the shit out of him the first time we met out in the wilderness though, heh. Must've taken us a good fifteen minutes to convince him we weren't going to eat him.
That sounds like a hilarious story. You've got to tell us sometime.
No. 25017 ID: 10c20a
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>Do Lohrke use other kind of gun/range weapon using Technomancy? if yes I would like some pic of them pls

Lohrke technomancy tends to be influenced strongly by the environment the society develops in. For instance, my city was developed near an underground lake, which led to an abundance of Shocker Crabs in the area. One Technomancer got the bright idea to try and harness a Shocker Crab's electricity, and that led to all the technomancers in the city developing weapons, tool, and everyday house hold things that ran off electricity.

My cousin, Marana, however, lives in a city located near a volcano, which also happens to be where Demesi and I are currently staying. The heat and lava flows bring an abundance of creatures known as Magma Divers. Using the shells of these creatures, the technomancers here are able to develop items and devices that are capable of withstanding the extreme heat of even magma. Most of their devices seem to be run off heat or steam. Marana uses a technomancy modified flint-lock rifle herself. Most devices can be improved with a little Lohrke ingenuity.

Also, here's something the local technomancers have shown me. They say they're working on something to help me get back onto the front.
No. 25019 ID: ae6170

first awesome a new arm that shot fire, nice

second thanks for the response
No. 25020 ID: dad664

>Steampunk Robot Arm
>That is also a FLAMETHROWER
No. 25025 ID: e3f578

but you can't grope any asses with a flamethrower! all those loukre hips going to waste!

I hope uhhh you're other hand is your best hand.

Still p. badass though
No. 25030 ID: f4963f

You're right. Clearly they'll have to hire cheap ass-groping labor to make up for this oversight.
No. 25052 ID: f52552

Maolla, I have a somewhat odd request.

Could we see you putting your tail to work?

Any way you want that to mean.
No. 25103 ID: badf27

that's sanguinius.
No. 25253 ID: 0310e1

Sekani and Tayza: Did you two know that Delkin was originally a female?
No. 25308 ID: dad664

Have you decided upon what you'll do when you finally bust out of Quadrant 5? I mean yeah you'll have all the carnage and destruction you'd ever desire on your way out, but you're going to have a lot of downtime afterwards once you get to somewhere (relatively) safe.

Is your hair naturally frizzy like that or is it just the lack of military grade future-combs in Q5? Personally I think you'd look pretty cute in a ponytail.
No. 25353 ID: 2044df

Arruchi and Ikar:

What do you think about this 'Raine' fellow?
No. 25354 ID: 135871

Hatch and Liam: what do you know about this Dekustir fellow?
No. 25363 ID: 0310e1
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>brotip: it's the tails.
No. 25444 ID: 6547ec
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"I knew something was off!"
"WHAT. That's just a coincidence! My tail just happened to be changed during my transformation! And even if that was true, I'm a full and complete male! Do you want to see my magical rape penis!? Look! Right here! What do you mean the camera isn't panned down!?"
No. 25451 ID: a09a03

No. 25484 ID: d24479


It's a good thing you weren't the one to find Magic Johnson, Delkin. I don't think it would've appreciated being *that* body part so much.
No. 25498 ID: 919826
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No. 25929 ID: 1854db

Queen of Sorrows: Why do you give your magical creatures genitalia?
No. 25933 ID: 2563d4
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>What are your plans for Halloween?

No. 25960 ID: 1854db

Demesi/Tav/Aggeia: What's marriage like in your world?
No. 26014 ID: b8883a

Heart Fixer! Heart Fixer!

I have a broken heart. Can you fix it?

No. 26475 ID: a09a03
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>Niiar mood, you know!
>Fuck, I don't know how to describe an emotion. It's just what you feel when there's stuff you gotta do!

Ardor, Zest, Vigor, Gumption, Fervor, Dynamism, Passion, Vivacity, Alacrity.

Ambition. Aggressiveness. Rage. Hatred. Zeal.

De l'audace, encore de l'audace, et toujours de l'audace.
No. 26477 ID: 2563d4

No. 26478 ID: c99f30


Zeal? Even unto madness perhaps...
No. 26479 ID: dad664
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"...when the fuck did you learn French?"
No. 26498 ID: 6547ec
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>Niiar mood, you know!
>Fuck, I don't know how to describe an emotion. It's just what you feel when there's stuff you gotta do!

Hugs, Hugs, Hugs, Hugs, Hugs, Hugs, Hugs, Hugs, Hugs.

Hugs. Anger you get over in one update. A somewhat out-of-character kiss. Hugs.

câlins mignon à ce taux de Roz et moi, nous allons finir par avoir des relations sexuelles et ça va être grave.
No. 26504 ID: a4b4e3
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J'ai ton amour et je veux ton revenge
No. 26505 ID: f123de
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Λυπάμαι, αλλά δεν καταλαβαίνω τι λέτε.

Just kidding. I have an autotranslator installed.
No. 26528 ID: 8c0848

Hey, Zane. Why are you such a vicious bitch?

No. 26532 ID: a4b4e3

Hey Zane, how did you get here? Why are you in the arena killin' pinkies? Fun? Revenge? Incarceration commuted to a night in the arena?
No. 26535 ID: 8a6625

hehe, crois moi, on as tous hates de voire ca
No. 26550 ID: 4531bc
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Dang, this was supposed to take like fifteen minutes! What happened?
No. 26552 ID: 9b6c31
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Русские! Постарайтесь понять меня!
Man, I am loosing grip.
No. 26557 ID: b6c6fc
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I guess you COULD call me Vicious, but regardless, those idiot pinkskins both killed themselves before I had a chance to do anything really vicious to them . . . the cowards

I am a volunteer gladiator, I fight to better represent my people. my family consists of nothing but businessmen, merchants, thieves and worse, they are echo onto a whole race cowards, a race that exploits and profits off the continued suffering of the Alliance while never lifting a hand to aid it, and a race I am deeply ashamed to be a part of. I fight as an example to every young Nokkin, to show them we are not cowards, to show them WE ARE STRONG!"
No. 26558 ID: c99f30

But not strong enough to avoid getting trapped under not just one but two bodies ehh?
No. 26559 ID: a4b4e3

Are you expected to win, Zane? Because you're barely a third of the way through this and you're already on the ropes. Are you allowed another set of armor, a recharge of your shields, better weapons? Nothing you've shown to carry so far has the punch of an anti-tank gun or a minigun like the pinkies have.
No. 26560 ID: e3f578

>my family consists of nothing but businessmen, merchants, thieves and worse
oh so she's a bear okay, makes sense. A little tiny though. I'd say raccoon but to associate those traits with raccoons is a little cliche and I've never met a raccoon busines... Tom Nook.

No. 26564 ID: a4b4e3

So what do you look like under that helmet?
No. 26576 ID: b6c6fc
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strength is overcoming hardship, cowardice is avoiding it

Of course I'm expecting to win, but the crowd get's bored if I make it look too easy. but don't worry I've got everything under control

I look a lot like every other Nokkin, honestly some people say I look pretty, but I don't real see that
No. 26579 ID: dad664

Can you give us a rundown of the tech and weaponry you're using?
No. 26583 ID: 4309ad

Yes I immediately made the connection between her face and Nokkin->Nook-Kin
No. 26584 ID: 3416ec


Have you considered painting БЕИ on your helmet and wielding a flamethrower?
No. 26586 ID: 80a165

БЕЙ, to be perfectly correct (and nitpicky).
Also, Zane is a bit too smart for that. But still, reference well put.
No. 26602 ID: 10c20a
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"Goodness! That sounds like an emergency! Lay down on the table, I'll be right with you. Hug Box, Scalpel!"
No. 26603 ID: 57e4cc

Hey Zane! Are you a virgin? If not, tell us about your first time!
No. 26604 ID: 2563d4


"Hug box! Marital aid!"
No. 26607 ID: 3416ec


I'm not sure I like the idea of Hug Box launching a sharp object so far into the air.
No. 26611 ID: 51ae63

So Elizabeth, when are you going to appear in Tgchan's own strip poker game?
No. 26612 ID: 2563d4

Ah, yes, I know what it's reminding me of.

"Hug box, Trident II ballistic missile!"
No. 26626 ID: 445c48

"Hug Box, Hug!"
No. 26627 ID: b6c6fc
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well I've got full body armour (including hand and tail gloves), standard GravBoots, 4 shield batteries, a military grade power pack, an armoured void suit, a classic model DisintegraterGun, a standard issue RapidLaser, a compact HandLaser, a pointed CutterAxe, and 3 Ion grenades

sorry but I don't read Pinkskin Gibberish, even if I did, I would never paint anything on my helmet, it would limit my visibility

I-I'm not sure I feel comfortable answering that question . . . let's just say my work doesn't give me a whole lot of opportunities to make "friends"
No. 26628 ID: f82d85


If it makes you feel better, I'd totally wear that pussy out.
No. 26629 ID: 3f8223

So is there any sort of back up plan for you? Clone chamber in case you're killed, so longtime fans don't stop watching if a beloved gladiator falls? I mean, you're not doing too well currently, if you were holding back AT ALL before you'd best not do so anymore, you only have one shield left.

And think of all those kids cheering for you! It'd seriously mess them up to see you die in the arena. Permanently anyways, if you fellas don't do that quake-style clone thing.
No. 26630 ID: e3f578

Why do you always call them pinkskins instead of solars?
No. 26631 ID: b1153c

Aww, embarrassed are we? It's alright, but you can't die a virgin, Zane. Wish we could help you out, but unfortunately we've gotta play for the other team.
No. 26632 ID: 8c0848

You'll get your chance to give it to whoever, since the games are probably rigged for propaganda purposes.
No. 26636 ID: b6c6fc
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fuck no! get the hell away from me you lecherous pig!

HAH! I don't need any back up plans, or lousy clones, I am Pelendina Zane, Star Gladiator and

for years we had no idea what they were actually called. their skin was pink our skin was black, Pinkskins seemed a good name for them, and in my opinion it still does
No. 26638 ID: 89672e

But only some of them have pink skin.
You talk pretty tough for a furball that has to hide behind a forcefield just to take on a few lousy primates.
No. 26640 ID: a4b4e3

You don't really seem to be winning at the moment at all, and you're what, two, almost three pinkies down? I'm thinking you oughta grab a slice of humble pie for your own chances of survival here. Pinkies or not, these are armed opponents stronger than you with extremely lethal weaponry, and you're down to your last shield generator. You'd best be conservative as hell in your combat tactics from now on, and it's a terrible idea to be flashy to begin with.
No. 26641 ID: 2c5c68

So this isn't you in the Gladiators Illustrated Swimsuit Edition I've got here, Zane?
No. 26643 ID: c99f30

Wait, why Ion Grenades? Aren't those generally only useful against bots or vehicles?
No. 26644 ID: 283fa9

>HAH! I don't need any back up plans, or lousy clones, I am Pelendina Zane, Star Gladiator and
Confirmed for dead man walking.
No. 26646 ID: a4b4e3

There's a possibility she's just saying that to reassure herself against overwhelming odds, but it's more likely that I'm just grasping at straws :V
No. 26662 ID: b6c6fc
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I have the exact amount of gear any marine would have, but when it comes down to it, gear doesn't make the soldier. Skill, determination, courage, and a will to survive, these things will serve you better than any weapon,

I-I uh err . . . SO WHAT! it's a tasteful picture! and a very conservative military Issue swimsuit! . . . WAIT, WHAT?! let me see that!
(Zane grabs magazine)
THOSE FUCKERS! Bastards cut out my body and replaced it with some bimbo's!, I'LL MURDER YOU ALL!!
(Zane appears to be yelling at the credits page)

I guess I'm just stupid that way, eh heh heh heh heh . . .
No. 26663 ID: a4b4e3

"Will to survive" usually means "Not being flashy at the cost of ALL YOUR SHIELDS BEING WASTED ON THE FIRST TWO GUYS"
No. 26664 ID: 2563d4

So, Domonic/Rose,
What do you think of being called pinkies? :V
No. 26669 ID: e3f578

Hey Zane, chill out, that is tasteful, especially compared to Pinkie's swimsuits. Did you know some of our swimsuit editions they sometimes don't even have swimsuits and stark naked.

It's not like it isn't artful. Beautiful bodies are art too, so those are always tasteful. Now you put a fat fuck in a speedo that will never be tasteful
No. 26670 ID: fd6d7e


Hey, as long as we've got communication open with you I'd like to warn you. You've been singled out as a stooge, a fall-guy to get killed ingloriously in battle with a bunch of stupid pinkskins. Basically what I'm saying is you are supposed to lose, so that the Astranian empire can trick its audience into thinking pinkskins are more vicious and dangerous than they really are. Your valor doesn't matter, they just need a corpse. The game was rigged from the beginning. They even doped up the pinkies with pain suppressants before sending them out. You might have thought that the empire was siding with you giving you all those handy lasers and useless bombs, but in reality they see you as just another conniving Nokkin to be used and discarded. They never really were on your side.

Oh, too bad this thread is OOC :3c
No. 26673 ID: b1153c

Pretty much this. But just in case...

Hey Zane, you should watch out. Start thinking about what to do if you get screwed over by the folks in charge, because they can and likely will try to screw you over to prove you wrong, and that your kind aren't strong enough.

Wish we could help you get through this but our hands are quite unfortunately tied.
No. 26676 ID: eaff1c

Augh. The furries are such assholes and killing you will only make it worse, Zane. Here's hoping you live.

Anywho, which one of these is the real one, and which one is the shoop?


You look like you're enjoying yourself in that last one.
No. 26677 ID: b6c6fc
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Domonic: It's fucking bullshit man, and I'm not going to take it anymore! first I gotta deal with people callin me black, now I gotta deal with people callin me pink, yous all colour blind man, can't you see I'm a delicous chocolatey brown!

Rose: I really don't care, they can call me what ever they want, I'll toast em either way
No. 26680 ID: f5e4b4


Domonic: What about the fact that most people call you Dominic instead of Domonic?
No. 26688 ID: c99f30

Now that I think the Ion Grenades could be useful against shield generators. Actually that's something I've been wondering, how, erh 'Elite' is your position and armament. I mean you seem a step above what the standard soldier is going to be carrying in terms of lethality and violence.

Wasn't disintegration rifle actually dropped from standard service for being a bit 'overkill,' and I haven't seen very many soldiers with axes.
No. 26701 ID: dc2802

if they are expected to fight in spaceships it makes sense to use axes. shorter and heavier that swords and wont open hundreds of holes on the hull if you miss.

but the disintegrator rifle made not much sense. maybe she just got it as a side offer.
No. 26705 ID: 2563d4

Midori: What are you doing on a modern battlefield with only an obsolete melee weapon?
Sam: Is your left eyebrow stuck?
No. 26738 ID: 476456

you guys got any questions for eachother?
No. 26752 ID: b6c6fc
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actually both of those are fakes, here's the real pic . . . that I um, I keep in my wallet at all times . . . for no apparent reason

that makes no sense! I'M THE STAR! they wouldn't kill me! they'd lose ratings or something, people would get upset, theres no money in that, you people are paranoid

the Alliance rarely uses actually ground assault troops, those it does have are a very well trained and elite fighting force, SpaceMarines are a rare breed these days, I'm proud to count myself amoung them
No. 26754 ID: dad664

Clearly it's for checking yourself in the mirror, then looking at the image for reference, and going "Damn, still got it."
No. 26755 ID: 4a50ea

>Pear in a one-piece
No. 26756 ID: 8d7dd2
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So, Zane, is it? Let's say you're hypothetically about to storm a human base in what might be the most suicidal move in your life.

Just hypothetically speaking.

Any recommendations?
No. 26793 ID: fd6d7e
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Hehe yeah you got me I was just tryin' to make you paranoid. You can never be too careful!

<-- also
No. 26794 ID: a4b4e3
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Hey Zane, which weapon is your favorite? Are any of them customized to suit your tastes at all, or do any of them have names? Why an axe and not a knife? Is it hard to move around in that bulky suit at all?
No. 26795 ID: 0c709e

Hey Zane, do you wash your food before you eat it?
No. 26796 ID: f52552

Trying to ask this in as non-creepy way as possible, but do you have any baby pictures?

I'm curious to see how you got where you are now.
No. 26797 ID: 2563d4

>Sam: Is your left eyebrow stuck?

Well, I guess it is now! :V
No. 26802 ID: b6c6fc
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those are some sub-race of Pinkskin right? Storming a pinkskin base is tall order, the best bet is to open with flash, and tear gas grenades. while they're stunned unload several salvos from the loudest gun you've got, lethality is escential at this point, we're try more to send them into a state of disarray, try to aim for the stomach and legs that way thier tormented scream will demoralize the others. though most pinkskins are quite cowardly, there's always a couple tough one mixed into every crowd these ones MUST DIE or else they might rally their fellow into a suitable defense. another thing to is to make yourself appear as threatening as possible play again on their cowardice, also if you can manage it max out a shield or find some way to make yourself appear immune to their weapons. you'll probably be fine with that for the first couple rooms, but after that you'll want to ditch heavy gear, and engage in some guerrilla war, and we'll be covering that next week

I go through a lot of gear, I rarely have much of a chance to attached to any of, if I had to choose a favorite my CutterAxe has served me well for many a battles , and I'm quite proud of my DisintegraterGun as it's rather rare

I don't really like soggy food much . . .
No. 26804 ID: a09a03
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No. 26805 ID: 8c0848
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No, this is.
No. 26806 ID: a09a03
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No. 26807 ID: 80bb9a

Sam: What were you before you went into the arena?
No. 26808 ID: 2563d4

Ooh, ooh, I know this one!

Alive. :3c
No. 26809 ID: 3fa271


judging from his time in the arena, a professional human shield.
No. 26821 ID: a4b4e3
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>What was your dating life like when you were younger?
I don't know... I didn't really get asked out that much until Rikkiri came along. I come from a pretty small town. I used to get whistled at quite a bit though.

Actually, I still do I guess, at least by people who don't know me.

>What do you know about this Dekustir fellow?
He's a friend of the family, or used to be. Haven't heard much from him in recent years though he used to play with Little One when they were younger. He's younger than me but old enough to be considered an adult. He's been pretty absorbed in his work for some time, but it seems like it's kind of consumed him now.

Err... No? Though the hair cut is similar...

>No, this is
Look, I know I'm kind of bird-like but this is starting to get a bit uncomfortable...
No. 26831 ID: 099247
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No. 26858 ID: b6c6fc
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(Sam can not answer questions, Sam is dead)

the furres have powerful guns, but in close combat their gear slows them down, and they aren't very strong, it's the best way to take them down. though it's a lot harder when they have shields up

Sam was a communications officer, and the leader of my squad before we got captured

perhaps he was not the best military combatant but still, it's rather disrespectful to ridicule the dead . . .
No. 26860 ID: 701a19

Zane: Why are you so pissed you insist on fighting these pinkies in mortal combat?
Also how are they the 'most vicious' if one of them is a desk-jockey programmer? What, did she excise bloated code with extreme prejudice?

Why are you even bothering with this? It's not like your people are going to let any of them live if they win, so why engage in such barbaric bloodsport?
No. 26862 ID: a4b4e3


Naw, just kidding. Hey Zane, got any good stories about some of your fans?
No. 26863 ID: fd6d7e


Zane already explained this. She wants to prove that not all Nokkin are conniving cowardly, backstabbing and business oriented, but that even a Nokkin can be a bloodthirsty psychopath. She's bucking the trend the only way she knows how, through mass murder in gladatorial combat.
No. 26864 ID: fd6d7e
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Oh shit--!
No. 26867 ID: 2563d4

Don't worry. Fourty years in a tube in some underground research facility I'm sure you'll be up and about again.
No. 26869 ID: 3416ec


No. 26870 ID: a4b4e3
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>Why do the hot ones always die
What are you talking about? Zane's not dead.
No. 26871 ID: a7a85a

Doc from Tory's Tower,

Can you fix this? D:


Tory, Same question, but with some kind of hat.
No. 26872 ID: 80bb9a

She will be soon, if I have anything to say about it.
No. 26890 ID: 9b6c31
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It--- largely depends---
Is--- she dead---? How--- long ago---? What kind--- of wounds---? How--- extensive damage--?--- Any--- other medical--- complications---?
She--- probably can be--- brought back to--- normal life--- If we begin operations as quick as possible--- remove brain--- keep body--- operational---
If not--- she can be--- "zombified"---
Zombies--- do not--- retain memories, personality--- or feelings. There--- has been two--- cases where--- they have returned.

But--- overall--- I might be able to--- bring her back---

>"Maybe we should stick her brains to a jar! And that in a tophat!"
>"Try to headshot her now!"
>"Maybe hide some weapons into that hat aswell!"
>"And a monocle with a heat-vision and other useful gadgets!"
No. 26900 ID: a4b4e3

Hey Zane, how many matches have you been in? Is nine on one a special thing?
No. 26902 ID: 3416ec

Dompag: Can you really eat lava? If so, can you demonstrate?
No. 26904 ID: a9ba96

Henry, Rose, Domonic, and Peter:

Midori and Janie aren't looking too good about now, but Zane has finally been left without shields. If they don't finish the job, what do each of you think your chances are if they send you out next? Any plans in mind?
No. 26905 ID: 4309ad

>>336602 Zane... As a gladiator, perhaps you can appreciate this. You, who are about to die, I salute. Hut!

No. 26906 ID: b6c6fc
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don't sweat it. I don't normally carry this with me, but I heard you guys like seeing this sorta thing, so there ya go: baby me

seriously? fuck you!

these poor pinkskin were denied the right to die in glorious combat once before, even having failed thier people, the arena saw fit to give them another chance. It's an honour to give a fellow warrior his last fight
No. 26907 ID: 80bb9a

Dear Rynh, Zane, Penji, Venji, Chloe, Shyen, Yrra, Maolla, Makuri:

Are you a top or a bottom?
No. 26909 ID: dad664

If you somehow survive this I'm gonna design you some badass stuff to replace your weapon loadout.

What's your thoughts on Railguns?
No. 26910 ID: a4b4e3

Yeah, hey, you ever thought of another line of work should you ever need to get out of the gladiator business? Maybe something in the military or even freelance?
No. 26917 ID: 3fa271

janine, what radioactive badass bit you to make you such a goddamned super hero?
No. 26918 ID: 8c0848
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If I want it, I take it.
If they have the strength and nerve to take it, so be it. The strong will always dominate.
No. 26919 ID: 2563d4

Name: Check
Personality: First inklings
Probability of survival: Moving off the bottom of the scale
No. 26924 ID: b6c6fc
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well there was this one time, a fan ask me to marry him. I told him he was insane, then he asked if I could shoot him as proof of my rejection, I said "no". fans can be so stupid

normally I face of against 2 or 3 opponents, and normally the specialty match are done by the big name gladiators. but since this is my home world, I'm the big name, so they put me in the big fight

I'm guessing this is a sexual thing right? well I don't really now much about that
No. 26925 ID: b6c6fc

Yrr'a, I notice you have a red band in your hair, does it have any specific meaning, or is just to make you look pretty?
No. 26926 ID: a4b4e3

>Big name on your homeworld

Not anymore, huh?
No. 26935 ID: 10c20a
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Though that's not to say I would mind meeting a guy who might actually be able to turn things around and take charge every once in a while, of course.
No. 26939 ID: 8c0848
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>Are you a top or a bottom?
How should I know? I've never really...
I guess if I just lay back and let it happen, I wouldn't have to worry about the mechanics of it, but if I'm on top, I could stay in control so I don't freak out.

I shouldn't even worry about it. I'm sure applying sufficient amounts of alcohol to the situation will iron out all the wrinkles.
No. 26979 ID: 701a19

So, Zane, how does it feel to get whooped in the arena and not die in the process?

Also, you know the pinkies have a completely different combat, and value a life well spent over a death in combat, right?
That's why they didn't kill you; to show that they aren't the savage killers you make them out to be. Strange how you both chose to show mercy and find the other cruel.
No. 26990 ID: 2563d4

Joshua Eceart: You're certainly assertive. What's your grappling skill like? Able to produce a fair bit of controlled force?

No reason.
No. 26994 ID: 8c0848

Pinkskins: WHAT HAPPENED!?
No. 26995 ID: bf1e7e

Janine: so what all ended up happening after the events of that arena?
No. 26996 ID: a4b4e3

Zane: Are you returning to the arena? You nearly died and only survived through the miraculous mercy of one of your combatants. I mean, this seems like a pretty darn good time to call it quits, especially since a pinkie spared your life. You kinda owe them, or at least one of them in particular.
No. 26997 ID: a4b4e3

Oh, and also Zane:


Escaping the planet in a shuttle with Janine might be a good idea. Drop her off somewhere in neutral territory she can get home from or something. You know, save her life since she saved yours. Just saying.
No. 26999 ID: 3416ec

To all dudes: Boxers or briefs?

To all ladies: Favorite underwear type?
No. 27000 ID: 8bfdb8

Okay, Zane:

You started gladiatoring to improve society, right? Uplift your people and all?

Your fans are crazy enough for you to drag out and burn alive someone who says bad things about you.

It's time to quit gladiatoring, band them together, and either go into politics to make some lasting change or go rogue and stop doing this shit. Either way, introducing nonlethal gladiator matches somehow is your next move, to stop pinkies from being killed as well as folks like you who fans want to see week after week, so that fans can see them week after week even if they lose. I mean, you owe the pinkies your life, big time, especially since you wouldn't have done this for them.

You started all this to help your people. Now it's time to do that. If you don't, you are not going to get lucky twice, and you WILL die, and if you die? You're not going to be able to provide the lasting change for your people that you, in vain, tried to do in the arena.

Don't go Shadran on us, Zane. If you do what you set out to do, if you stop now and actually try to help out the universe and shit, you are going to be a hero. If you don't, and you keep fighting pinkskins, you are going to die horribly and your fans will riot, killing anything and anyone they find.

It's for the good of the world and everyone in your interplanetary society that you stop right now. You owe it to the pinkskins, you owe even more to Janine, and you owe it to your fans to end your career at the height of your popularity, and start working on lasting change rather than fleeting gladiatorial popularity, everything you have done erased as soon as you die.
No. 27001 ID: 2563d4
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>Boxers or briefs?
No. 27003 ID: 4c06fb
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>top or bottom

No. 27010 ID: bf1e7e
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Underwhat type?
No. 27012 ID: 2563d4

Hey, Penji. What happens if you hold the weasel bar and think "musical instrument"?
No. 27013 ID: 1854db

No. 27014 ID: b6c6fc

Tory, in your opinion, what exactly IS "panty technology"?

and can you improve on it?
No. 27015 ID: 8092e6

To nev. what sort of adventures have you had?
No. 27016 ID: d677cc

Lookin' pretty fluffy there, Telwis.
No. 27018 ID: dad664
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>Top or Bottom
Top. Bottom on rare occasion.

>Favorite Underwear Type
Normally I'll be sportin' boxers or regular panties, but if I'm feelin' fancy I'll wear a thong.

Like these!
No. 27021 ID: 10c20a
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>Joshua Eceart: You're certainly assertive. What's your grappling skill like? Able to produce a fair bit of controlled force?

"Well, I do my best to be heard, any good bard would do that. As for my grappling skill? Well, I'm not much of a fighter, really. I've never actually even been in a fight before. I suppose I could envelope someone or something, and that'd probably make it hard for them to move around unless I wanted them to. Maybe. I am somewhat curious as to why this would come up though."
No. 27023 ID: b6c6fc
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a Railgun? last I heard the Cazarani were trying to develop something of the sort, even had the gall to claim that it could replace AM Cannon. I wouldn't put much stock into it, every one knows, no one can build weapons like RayTech

I owe the pinkskin NOTHING, she spared me for her own safety, not mercy or any of that bullshit. I'm sure you've heard what happened to the Announcer, smart move on her part I guess, I wouldn't want to deal with that mob either.
I'm not going to quit my ring service, but your right, I probably should give my fans some time to calm down . . . and I could use some time to improve my technique

I'm not really much of a politician, I'm a SpaceMarine I'm good at killing, that's pretty much it, still I SHOULD get out of the ring for a while and think of what to do next
No. 27026 ID: 40cb26

...Ah yes, if even gender is a mild preference I guess other things aren't much of a deal at all. What about subbing or domming? Bondage? Is there ever much a preference or does it happen at all? Does the whole sharing of thoughts and stuff make that whole dynamic just not work to make it appealing? Or maybe you guys just do it once in a while for silly fun.
No. 27027 ID: 2044dd

Zane: There's a world called Juca-19 crawling with bugs and pirates and all sorts of shit, really a desolate, post-apocalyptic wasteland, but if you want some time to get away from it all that might be a good bet. Plus, plenty of moving targets to practice on.
No. 27028 ID: 8c0848

Because tentacle slime rape. That's what they're trying to get at.
No. 27029 ID: a4b4e3

Shyen: What do you think about what Joshua just said, in relation to your preference of men you spoke of earlier?
No. 27032 ID: a4b4e3

Actually, hey, that sounds like a good idea. I'm going to second that recommendation.
No. 27033 ID: 4784be

Zane: Do yourself a favor and take some time to lose your virginity before you return to gladiatorial combat. You never know when a match might be your last, after all.
No. 27034 ID: b1153c

Zane: You might just find the love of your life on Juca-19. Maybe someone big and wears a lot of armor like you do. He may or may not have a Johnny Bravo Haircut. Just saying.

Remember to use protection, you don't want any kits in your belly if you're going to be returning to combat anytime soon.
No. 27036 ID: f82d85

Zane: I'm gonna try to get you killed hardcore. Jose will not have died in vain.

That being said, I'd still be down for some slamfucking if you are.
No. 27037 ID: 8bfdb8


Well you're a faggot then. Zane's fans didn't try to get the humans killed through stupid or purposefully harmful actions, you shouldn't try to get her killed if she becomes an ally in Crash or something or playable in any manner.

The side you're playing on is the side you're playing on. Deal with it, and if you can't, don't post.
No. 27038 ID: f82d85


How is this a question to anyone?

Also you're a fucking enormous pussy Mr. Passive Aggressive. I'll do whatever I want, and try to get whoever I want killed. You can go gobble my enormous black dick.
No. 27039 ID: 8c0848
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No. 27041 ID: 3416ec


Y'know, panties, boyshorts, thongs, etc.
No. 27045 ID: e3f578

Hey Ryhn can you do a sexy pose for us with that smile? :3 Pretty please?

Also Ven you got some sexy stockings right there where do you shop? And those legs oh my god where is your gym?
No. 27046 ID: b6c6fc
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d'awwww, me thinks mister lecherous piggy is still mad about my rejection, don't worry I'm sure your mass amount of snaky cakes still love you, eh heh heh heh

are you kidding, now it's worse than ever! gods I really hate fans

I'm not really sure how I feel about it, I guess I'm glad I'm alive. and it's not like I surrendered or begged for my life, oh well I guess this is just one of those weird things the just happen

all Astranian military personnel are supplied with standard issue undergarments, it's all we get, and it's all we need,
but come to think of it, I don't think I've every seen any OTHER type of undergarment . . . they all look almost exactly the same, same colour, same shape . . . I strongly suspect the entire Alliance is being supplied by a single factory
No. 27047 ID: 2563d4

There is nothing "rape" about this, good sir.
No. 27048 ID: b5df3a

No opinion on Juca-19, Zane? Because you should head to Juca 19.
No. 27049 ID: dfaf02

Zane: this time you ended KO before wasting half of the humans ; that can only mean that the announcer sent fresh, alert human and wanted to spice things up a bit, or even a lot by having you die.

How do you feel about killing the usual sedated, drugged-up oponents? Because that's the only explanation for all of your past (and futur) victories in the arena.
No. 27050 ID: 39c89b

Zane: Still thinking you shouldn't have any form of backup, like a clone machine ready? Think about it, if you die in the arena NOW, your fans are going to be worse than they are now. A lot of them will kill each other and maybe even themselves out of sheer depression. And besides, you cheated death once already, it's time to have some insurance. It's not like you can't afford it now, you're probably rolling in furry dollars.

Oh, and don't say you don't still need it. You lucked the fuck out and that's the only reason you're alive today, a fluke that won't be repeated. Go get yourself scanned for cloning in case of the inevitable girl.
No. 27054 ID: 9b6c31
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>Tory, in your opinion, what exactly IS "panty technology"?

>and can you improve on it?

Ultimate underwear should be strong, fit all sizes, prevent itchyness + rash and be very resistant to heat! Also, you should be able to store weapons in your underwear! You never know about those pesky assassins.

And yeah, I am using NSU-briefs. I have a large stack of them.
No. 27058 ID: 2563d4

Pfft. Like you're ever going to actually commit to a relationship in the first place.

...but do NSU briefs fit those criteria? I'd expect them to be cheaply mass-produced and simplisitcally rugged and reliable more than anything else. I bet they don't even have a single tesla coil!
No. 27060 ID: b6c6fc
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Jucha-19 is a restricted area, It's also a Pinkskin world, and a warzone, not to mention a shit ton of horrible rumors about that hell hole, as much fun a it would be to play one man army, I just dodged a bullet here, I don't quite feel like running into 20 more!

Hey GREEN, I changed my mind, let's screw like there's no tommorow! HAH just kidding

seriously though there's a long list of things that I would like to do before I die, this is not a top priority,

fuck, I haven't even MET the guy yet, and you're already warning me about getting pregnant? how much of a whore do you think I am!?
No. 27061 ID: f82d85
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>snaky cakes

What's a snaky cake? Like, a snake cake?

Sure I love snake cakes but you don't have to make fun of me for it. Geez.
No. 27063 ID: 6834bc

>how much of a whore do you think I am?
Do you really want people to answer that question, Zane? Really?

Some of us here have extranet access, you know. We've seen the website. How much did they pay you to do it, anyway?
No. 27066 ID: 8c0848
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I don't even need a relationship. I could just do it because I felt like it, but I don't because I'm not all that interested. Maybe I just don't have the same burning desire to be jammed full of cock as you do.
No. 27067 ID: 8bfdb8

>I just dodged a bullet here, I don't quite feel like running into 20 more!
Then retire or pursue another line of work, this isn't rocket science.

>seriously though there's a long list of things that I would like to do before I die, this is not a top priority,
Then what are your priorities?
No. 27079 ID: 10c20a
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"Well, I won't deny the kid's certainly got a way with words that makes a lady feel real good about herself, but, I mean... How would that even... Could it actually... Would a Slime even know what to do. I mean, don't they breed by like... mooshing together and splitting or something? Hmm...
No. 27080 ID: bf1e7e


>didn't try to get the humans killed through stupid or purposefully harmful actions,

>flagrantly Ignoring all of the suggestions to 'refuse to fight' even though Zane had already showed herself to be willing to take cheap shots.
No. 27084 ID: 25ec06

Actually Rynh, I was wondering, what are you fighting for? I mean what kind of lifestyle do you hope for after all of this? Where do you see yourself in twenty, fifty, a hundred years?

Surely fighting is not the end in and of itself, I don't really see you as that type.
No. 27085 ID: 2563d4

Well, seems like he's trying to be more like a race of man.

Liam: How do you feel about taking on the devil?
With a gun.
No. 27088 ID: 9b6c31
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>...but do NSU briefs fit those criteria? I'd expect them to be cheaply mass-produced and simplisitcally rugged and reliable more than anything else. I bet they don't even have a single tesla coil!

Nope. They are cheap, mass-produced, simple underwear. My coat ( produced by NSU ) fits most of the criteria though. It is quite resistant, comfy, withstands high temperatures and has much space for tools.
No. 27089 ID: 20fc85

spoken like a true passive aggressive, evasive, confused, dragonkin cutebold, girl... thing...

Anyway, Janine:
How are ya' holding up?
and what is your opinion on the consequences of your action...?
No. 27090 ID: 701a19

Same question, but to Midori.
No. 27093 ID: 8c0848
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Why not embrace my heritage and be greedy and vicious with a bit of sneaky and shifty thrown in? I mean, I tone it down to levels society will tolerate, but why fight it? Go with your strengths.

How about you shut it before I show you how actively aggressive I can be?
No. 27096 ID: 20fc85
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<- Nuff said
Learn to take a joke, gosh...
then again you started it...

Now, another that just came to my head-
Zane: We know why you're fighting... but why is there a war?
More specifically: What is your take on the pinkskin war that is going on? What exactly is the root of it all?
No. 27099 ID: c99f30
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"Hhmm? What kind of question is that? I mean I knew you folks were a bit 'strange' but that seems like something to be discussed behind closed doors, or perhaps haystacks... or in a very private part of the library."

"I prefer a loincloth, has the benefits of both, and it's less restrictive. Not to mention it looks more stylish that either when you inevitable set yourself on fire, spill something, or screw up hypergeometic patterns on your clothing and thus must disrobe in a most expedient and possibly public manner."
No. 27100 ID: b6c6fc
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I do what I have to to survive, I was born in the slums life was tough, I guess the no pain thing helped too,

I don't feel any pain, but I am starting to get woozy from blood loss, as for what happened after the match, the furres- - - - - - - - - CONTENT CENSORED BY L.S. WORLD - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - and once I find an engineer to give me a new arm we'll be good as gold

I'd like to leave a little mystery for you guys, but here's a hint I tend to dress for comfort
No. 27101 ID: 2563d4

Don't forget your rabies shots.
No. 27102 ID: dad664
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I am a man of my word.

We begin with a tritanium weave jumpsuit designed to allow maximum freedom of motion without sacrificing protective abilities. While not indestructible, it is certainly capable of absorbing most high-grade ballistic weaponry (think futuristic kevlar), as well as a slight thermal resistance against beam weapons.

The chestpiece, hip section, boots and gauntlets are made from a duranium alloy blend. Very durable. Built-in bio-scanner, pain suppressor, and an emergency OxyBooster (some cybernetics required) are included as part of the package.

Lastly, for those who prefer melee combat versus ranged, we have a baakonite alloy Vibro-Axe. Lightweight, able to take punishment and dish it out. There's even an impaler fixed to the end for finishing moves.

Still workin' on the ranged weapons, ma'am, should be along in short order.
No. 27103 ID: f82d85


Oh geez, what boss in World of Warcraft drops that axe bro?!
No. 27105 ID: 40cb26

No. 27106 ID: a4b4e3

Shyen: You could always teach him how to really treat a lady if you continue to like him and the mood strikes you.

Consider it "Slime training"
No. 27107 ID: dad664
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[Scribbley because I was in oC at the time, figured why not draw it in there]
No. 27109 ID: 6547ec
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>Top or Bottom
I was probably designed to be a bottom, but... I don't know. There's at least one person I wouldn't mind taking down a peg~

>Boxers or briefs
No. 27110 ID: b6c6fc
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HOW DARE YOU! I am a warrior none my opponents are ever handicapped! I'll admit I was careless this match, but don't you dare assault my victories!

even if I could afford cloning, cloning is a sin against nature, there will only ever be ONE Pelendina Zane! and if she dies in the ring so be it.

extranet? website? DO what? what the heck are you going on about?
No. 27111 ID: a4b4e3

Ignore it Zane, some of your fans are crazy, you know that.

You were saying something about having priorities? A bucket list of things to do before you die? Let's hear about that, if you please.
No. 27112 ID: f123de
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[What? This IS my "war face."]

[Also, neither.]

No. 27114 ID: 8e18cd


> How about you shut it before I show you how actively aggressive I can be?

With whips and chains? Oh right, you don't even know what I'm talking about.
No. 27115 ID: 98dc29


zane: what is your take on the fact that spess mehreens are for twelve year olds who can't paint their damned armies or assemble a half assed army list?
No. 27116 ID: b6c6fc
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Ignore people huh? sounds fun

well I'd like to visit all 47 core world (including the destroyed ones), I like to learn how to play the flute, that kind of stuff, it's kinda of personal so I don't want to talk about it too much

OK danger I like!, suicide I don't!

Hey GREEN I'm ignoring you now! cause beakie told me too! hey this IS fun! haha ignored!

I do NOT have rabies!
No. 27117 ID: bf1e7e
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Even those scholars who actually believe that Nev was at one point a real person who had actual adventures often dispute which of the various stories from around Khamon are actually true. At some point in history, Nev became a popular character for use in cautionary tales to prevent children from wandering off into the depths in search of adventure.

The most widely accepted 'true' adventures for Nev are only the ones that directly relate to his journey into the depths to attempt to find the ancient temple where the Muse rests, and summarily deliver her a music box that he had crafted. This is far and away the most widespread story, and is likely the cause of the Indahl tradition of composing music as a part of their courtship.


The world can be quite a ... savage place even if you leave the cities, let alone venture into the depths. Most anyone who spends any amount of time there will likely end up at least somewhat slim even if they never make any attempts to exercise.
No. 27118 ID: 2044df


You ignore me by telling me you're ignoring me? That's not how ignoring works.

I think SOMEBODY has a little bit of a crush. :3
No. 27119 ID: 8c0848

Hey, Zane. Do the other gladiators get upset with you for knocking over all the trashcans and rooting through the garbage?
No. 27120 ID: 9bd27f


Hey Zane. Your people have pretty impressive weapons. I doubt they were invented for the purposes of fighting pink skins, so who were your people at war with before? Some other aliens? Civil war?
No. 27121 ID: a4b4e3

Hey Zane, have any of your family members tried to cash in on your success? Maybe open a you-themed space bar somewhere? Write a book, something like "Under the Helmet: My life with Pelinda?"
No. 27122 ID: 910c93

Hey Zane, did the other gladiators give you trouble when you were a rookie, because of your short stature or race? Did you get called any names? Have they started treating you better since you now have a literal legion of fans?
No. 27123 ID: f52552

I've noticed an unusual number of female protagonists on /quest/.

As such, I offer up 1000 interwebnetchanbucks for the purposes of funding a Girl's Night Out.
Bunkers are available for the cautious.
No. 27124 ID: d4f784

>I've noticed an unusual number of female protagonists on /quest/.
/quest/ was always like that, even from the very start.
No. 27125 ID: 62d071

It's the only thing that keeps us sane. Between omigod furries and other shitstorms, it's healthy for the mind to help a flat-chested protagonist through whatever horrors she might face.
No. 27126 ID: 874197

Hey Zane, what's the weirdest thing a fan has tried to get you to sign?
No. 27127 ID: dfaf02

Huu.. girls are not flat chested. You're thinking of the other girls, those with beards and bigger frames.
No. 27128 ID: 874197

Ven, Ruby, Hatch, etc

Small flat chested girl is almost a tradition.
No. 27129 ID: f52552

Which is why there wasn't a time qualifier on there.
We just have enough of a critical mass to make things completely insane now.
No. 27138 ID: 98dc29

midori: have you bled out yet?
No. 27150 ID: b6c6fc
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hey! that didn't happen!

uh I don't think I need that brain/zombie stuff . . . but I do have a gaping stomach wound . . .

I don't feel good at all, I think I lost a kidney, the hurting doesn't stop

I kinda feel bad that we always have to hurt the cute little animal people, they don't seem that bad to me . . .

I managed to bandage myself up to stop the bleeding, I should be ok for a while
No. 27151 ID: c99f30

So, Midori what were you before all this mess?
No. 27152 ID: 701a19

Midori: Have you tried talking to them about claiming asylum?
No. 27153 ID: a4b4e3

Cute little animal people, huh? What makes you think that they're not that bad? I mean, they seem to be treating you like shit. If they're not that bad have you ever tried to talk something out?

...Actually, wait, have you been in matches before? How many matches have you been in?

Oh, and Zane:
Any reason you don't use the disintegration rifle all the time? It seems way more effective than your rapid fire thing.
No. 27155 ID: b1f5e1


I think the bad feeling you're feeling is due to the blood loss.

So you are okay with the animal people forcing you to fight for their amusement, killing a few of your friends, and not being offered a chance for freedom for winning?
Heck, they probably don't even care if you bled to death. The sooner you guys break out, the better.
No. 27158 ID: dad664

Ends with everyone in a group huddle coming up with an impromptu alibi while a mall is on fire in the background.
No. 27159 ID: b6c6fc
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uh don't you think this things a little big? how the heck would you even use a weapon this size?

if your wondering why I'm not trying the armour . . . well let's just say it's a little too snug around the waste

only idiots show their faces in war, in fact it's unwise to leave any part of your body exposed

. . . uh what?

my take on the war? it's completely stupid and pointless.
it all started with the pinkies attacking outlying colonies for absolutely no reason, we had never even heard of them before that. they're all a bunch of crazy fuckers and nothing they do makes any sense, they seem to like killing stuff a whole lot and some how manage to beat us in many battle despite the odds, they're better off dead I say
No. 27161 ID: 2563d4

>in fact it's unwise to leave any part of your body exposed
Is...is your tail in an armoured pouch or something?
No. 27164 ID: a7438d

>somehow manage to beat us in many battle despite the odds

It's because they have the power of HUMANITY FUCK YEAH on their side.
You'd best to start learnin' about it, ringtail.
No. 27165 ID: a7438d

Midori and/or Janine: Was exactly IS the justification behind the war with the furres? And aside from humanityfuckyeah, how do you keep winning?
No. 27172 ID: f82d85


Same question, just to Ahmed.
No. 27179 ID: b6c6fc
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oh of COURSE! I'm a nokkin so I automatically spend my time rooting through trash, well FUCK YOU.

that is correct, the pinkskins are hardly our first enemies and they're unlikely to be our last, we've had dozens over the centuries but if your wondering where our superior weapons orignate from, it was in our first war against the SunCult,

actually it was kind of the opposite, early in my career all the other gladiators were very polite and kind, they had dealt with many Nokkins before, but were impressed that one would actually want to fight, they also fully believed I wouldn't survive my first match

when I started getting more popular then them, that's when they started getting nasty . . .

actually my family's responsible for my popularity to begin with, more specifically my cousin Vinn. he owns the Gladiator ring I belong to and was the one that suggested I join, I guess he's kind of my manager

as for the rest of my family profiting off my success, Vinn makes sure that doesn't happen . . . unless he get's his cut
No. 27180 ID: b6c6fc
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I was just a recruit, I haven't even completed basic training.

. . . I don't speak their language, but maybe I could find some other way to talk to them, do you really think they'd accept me?

no . . . this was my first match

I know, I know, "they're the enemy!" "they're just bad!" . . . but why do the cute things always have to be so evil?
No. 27182 ID: a4b4e3

Well, they're under the impression your people started it and your people have been killing a ton of theirs, that should explain a lot. As for getting a way to communicate, a whiteboard and dry erase marker might do wonders, drawing pictures to communicate what you want/need. Your life might actually depend on you getting a way to communicate.

As for whether or not they'd accept you, I have no idea. Depends on the community, and the community surrounding the area around the arena might not be too kind.

Oh and also, you said you were a recruit? Did you volunteer or were you drafted?

Also, Zane: Do you only fight Pinkskins in the arena, or have you fought other gladiators or monsters in there too?
No. 27185 ID: 2563d4
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No. 27191 ID: 8e18cd

Tory, how did your experiment with August go.

Did it provide sufficient results or do you have to repeat it to make sure the results are okay.

What interesting theories can you draw from this experience.
No. 27193 ID: 9b6c31