Venji 2010/12/17(Fri)21:18 No. 28519 ID: 6547ec
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>>338310
Wow, is that me? Maybe that upgrade isn't so bad after all.

Still, I don't know who the other girl is, and she doesn't really do much for me. If I was in that situation, I'd probably just ask what she was looking at.

"Hey Roz, what do you think? ...Roz?"

Huh, no response. You'd think he'd have something to say about this.

...Why do I feel his heart beating faster?

>>338314
I'm not entirely sure if that's a "I came" face...

meh...

>>338319
Can you look past the forth wall for me again like you did for Brad Pitt and read tozol quest?
>>quest/233992

Fredrick(forgot my flamboyant tripcode, I'll remember it eventually)!Ep8pui8Vw2 2010/12/18(Sat)00:41 No. 28526 ID: 0ef56a
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Oh, and Rynh? I know this subject is awfully trite, but how would you combat the BACON GOLEM? Keep in mind that if you burn it, it will no longer be edible, and it will also be a BURNING BACON GOLEM for a while and still fight until it falls apart. Also, it is on ground that would not be particularly desirable as a food serving surface, though the rest of it is clean and fresh. It is of exquisite quality and seasoned nicely.

Quilig? Did you survive the jabberwocks?

More importantly, did your tie?!

Mika 2010/12/18(Sat)02:49 No. 28528 ID: f123de
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>>338284
>>338286
>But then who gets the courage?

A strange old man told me that I didn't need courage. I just needed a gun!

>>338327
The latter of these is clearly the most important question which has ever been asked in the history of ITQ.

>>338319

Hun, the upgrade may seem a little embarrassing, but in all honesty, you'd look wonderful a little more "filled out".

>>338314

> Roz: Four-some~

... Our Department of Discontinuity (DOD) is currently weighing your petition. Currently, they favor this hot interspecies erotica.

>>338328
Looking pretty courageous there, Mika...Among other things~

That's a nice bodysuit you got there.

>>338328

Are those clovers?

So Mint, I have it on good authority that you are, in fact, an admire of the canines.

With you being feline and all, isn't this viewed as deviant behavior in your culture?

>>338355
canids. Foxes are vulpines, not canines, though still in the canidae family.

Tory Sinclair 2010/12/19(Sun)09:28 No. 28574 ID: 9b6c31
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>It's Christmas morning. You go downstairs and come face to face with Santa Claus.
What'd you do/ask?

Well! First of all, he is invading my property and probably trying to sabotage my stuff, so I will shoot him in the face!

Then I will steal all his secrets, such as how his sleigh works! I am pretty sure it defies laws of physics! Then I use toys and gifts to build bombs, weapons and robots!

And finally, I will go and destroy thousands! No, MILLIONS!
That would be the best christmas!

By the way, why do you talk to that... lizard-dog-thing so much?

Rynh 2010/12/19(Sun)12:13 No. 28578 ID: 8c0848
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>>338374
>lizard-dog-thing
Oh, you sure as hell better not be talking about me or we'll see how effective your machines are when they're all shoved firmly up your ass. Which is something you seem to be into anyway! >>336956
Then I'll kick your teeth down your throat and set you on fire for good measure.

If you don't mean me, then never mind.

>>338374
>By the way, why do you talk to that... lizard-dog-thing so much?
She talks back a lot. And has boobs. And is all "GRR I'M AGGRESSIVE oh boo hoo I have no friends and my mother doesn't love me GRR HOW DARE YOU IMPLY I HAVE NO FRIENDS."

And doesn't talk about shooting Santa Claus in the face. :(


Pony Adventure Ponies: What is your favorite 'Friendship is Magic' character and why?

Flare: Do you eat so much cheese specifically to maintain your giant ass, or is it incidental?

Sal: How do you walk with points instead of feet? Is there a secret to this, known only by Nedynvors, Starship Troopers Bugs, and Antlions from Half Life?

Roz 2010/12/19(Sun)14:21 No. 28581 ID: 6547ec
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>>338378
Wow, you really need to get laid.

I can help you with that~

>>338374
A good portion of /quest/ seems to have an obsession with making furry lizards feel pretty about themselves.

>>338378
I'm sure your magic will save you from getting shot in the face, blown up, or eaten by some awesome robot.

Hoft: How regimented and strict is the Astranian military? Out of your group, you're the only one that strikes me as a true soldier. If the others pulled the kind of crap they're pulling in a pinkskin-style military, they'd be getting their asses handed to them on a regular basis.

Well considering CSF runs again.
Flifliblmus:
About your surprise ally. I know it's an big scary monster that might eat you if given the chance. But you'd tap that right?
The nose I mean.
Heshka:
You seem like someone full of witty anecdotes. Maybe you could delight us with one or two.
Amadoobus:
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE!?

Since it's christmas, and we've been asking you all questions, how about this

You come up with questions for us to answer.


>>338380
That's... that's about spot on.

If you had as many problems simliar to hers, we'd probably talk to you just as much in an attempt to help you out...

Your problems are of another nature... so... yeah...

>>338389
This.

Any questions you guys have for us disembodied voices?

Spirit2 2010/12/19(Sun)19:12 No. 28598 ID: 00ff42
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>>338381

Hey, Roz.
Choosing from any and all girls of /quest/, five girls, who is in your harem? (Yes, they do have to wear those harem outfits. :3 )

Rynh 2010/12/19(Sun)21:21 No. 28604 ID: 8c0848
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>>338390
I don't know... Am I really coming across as depressed and miserable? I don't think I am. I try to keep from being the angsty halfbreed. Nobody likes those whiny half-elves that bitch about how they don't fit in.

And do you really think sex would make me happier in some way or are you all just trying to get your jollies watching me give it up?

Uh... What else? Which guy are you hoping I get with? Not that it would happen. I'm just wondering.

I don't really look like a dog-lizard thing, do I?

I guess that's it.

Sal 2010/12/19(Sun)21:31 No. 28605 ID: f123de
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>>338389
[Sure, I'll bite.]

[So... the convex part goes into the concave part of your choice. Could someone explain to me why it requires so much discussion and illustration? Was it ex utero childbearing that finally made you get over it, or what?]

You really look like a dog-lizard.
It might have something to do with being a cross between a dog and a lizard.
You should probably get with either a dog or a lizard since you're a horrible racist.

August 2010/12/19(Sun)21:42 No. 28607 ID: 0405f3
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>>338404
>I don't know... Am I really coming across as depressed and miserable?

"Oh course not dear, you come across as a salacious little tart with too much time on her hands and no real responsibilities"

>I try to keep from being the angsty halfbreed.

"Well try HARDER you miscegenated little mutt!"

>And do you really think sex would make me happier in some way or are you all just trying to get your jollies watching me give it up?

"Between you and me I suspect its a little of column 'A' and a lot of column 'B' with these folks."

>Which guy are you hoping I get with?

"If you must ask, Jerhal seems a decent type, you likely compatible lifespans, share some cultural values, and the chance of genetic foul-ups in progeny is somewhat lessen by sharing a half."

>I don't really look like a dog-lizard thing, do I?

"If I had a copper for every time a kobold asked me why they're often nicknamed puppyheads... in short... yes. I suspect the resemblance is stronger when viewed from outside the species.

Now then, what was I angry about... oh yesss... that clearly doctored image in your possession, if I continue to see it bandied about we will be forced to 'have words' and I am most curious to test the effects of this new wand... or perhaps I should hand you over to the 'OTHER' side of my family? I'm sure 'they' could find a use for you. Am I understood?"

>>338404
That jerks comment is just a crude reference to your component parts, which aren't accurate in the first place so it has even less to do with the way you look.

If all we wanted was to see you laid, we'd be basically arguing you to go whore yourself out to whoever showed up. Nah we're just all empathic softies and stuff and so we want you to be happy and learn how to let someone close to you and intimacy and all that. Anything cute and/or sexy that comes of that is simply frosting on the cake.

And on that note, you ever have a crush on someone? Or just someone you thought hot enough you fantasied about them?

>>338404
It's not so much that you're coming across as "the angsty half-breed" as it is that you've kind of been running in a cycle of "talk to us, someone says something you don't like, you get pissy, you justify it by saying being a half-breed sucks" or something like that.

I don't think you even need to have sex with someone, but you do need to get, like, a good friend at least. And stop trying to justify not trying.

>>338407
... Wait a tic. August, are you wearing anything at the moment?

Rynh 2010/12/19(Sun)22:10 No. 28611 ID: 8c0848
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>>338407
Oh well, at least I work for a living. I'm not some stuck up noble asshole from an illustrious line of garbage-picking vermin who got mommy and daddy to pay for me while I sit around reading books on how to cast an incantation to wipe my ass for me.

You keep your thinly veiled threats to yourself. From what I've heard about you, I don't even want to know where that wand has been, let alone what it does.
So tell your family they can gnaw on my woodwork, eat my grain supply and breed rampantly in my sewers all they want, it's not going bother me all that much.

Oh yeah, fuck you.

>>338410
He's just naked while thinking and talking about a "doctored" gay sex picture, what's weird about that?

>>338408
Not me though. I just say you should just plainly get jiggy with it. Getting laid is fun, so you know the more people getting out there getting laid on their terms the better the world is. Nothing criminal though, yuck.

Ugh, happiness? Is that even possible?

>>338362
um
i think holt is a wolf, not a fox
fuze is a fox but um

she has no interest in fuze

I DO HOWEVER~
FUZE WILL YOU GO ON A DATE WITH ME

August 2010/12/19(Sun)23:22 No. 28618 ID: 0405f3
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>>338411
I don't have to kill people to prove my worth. My job as a noble is making the goddamn civilization you adventurers are so fond of 'protecting' actually work, or would you 'really' know what to with to a problem where the solution wasn't 'hit it with a sword' or 'set it on fire!' Oh... wait... your own 'romantic troubles' guess we answered that.

Face it, you are a tool doing a tool's job, if you ever want to be more than that you are going to have to spend a few years thinking and "sitting around reading books" before one can even hope to become the hand the uses the tools.

>>338410
As I said here >>336899 yes, I am wearing a loincloth. Not that it really matters in the privacy of my own home... I am not going to get used to this whole 'voices in my head watching everything I do' am I?

>>338404

I say Jehral because he is just adorable, and together, you'd make a Adorable x2 combo!

That's just about all there is to say on the matter.

Chloe 2010/12/19(Sun)23:25 No. 28620 ID: dad664
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>>338418
>>338411

Hey. HEY. Both of you, cut it out. It's a week from fuckin' Christmas, this is NOT the way you want to start the Holidays off. Y'got a beef with each other? Take it t'Crossover Quest. Otherwise keep yer mouths shut and stop stirrin' up trouble in places it don't belong, got it?

>>338408

>If all we wanted was to see you laid, we'd be basically arguing you to go whore yourself out to whoever showed up.

So all you want is to see her laid.

gotcha.-

Animated Roz 2010/12/20(Mon)00:32 No. 28626 ID: 6547ec
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>>338420
Oh my~

>>338426

That is the best animated :3c I've seen.

>>338426
D-does that c-count as auto-fellatio? D:

>>338404

Like a dog in a burlap sack, all wet and miserable, smelling piss. How can you not regurgitate food for it out of maternal instinct.

>>338426


Roz, why are you the most awesome guy in quest?
That was rhetorical. You just are.

Hoft 2010/12/20(Mon)08:10 No. 28636 ID: b6c6fc
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>>338116
it's not just the hair, chicks dig my pristine white fur, and toned muscular body . . . among other things . . .

>>338126
well I have been around the block a couple times, but you're right, I have far to much respect for the ladies to speak of such things.

>I hope you don't call all overweight women bitches
naww, I may not want my women carrying extra weight, but that doesn't mean I'll disrespect em like that, Mint really is just a fat bitch though

>Also Hoft never say "if you had to choose I'd pick X" that's just sending you up shit creek buddy.
hey, I don't want either girl. I'm just saying it as it is,

>>338133
Mint has no loyalty, she's in it for herself, end of story.

>>338384
no your wrong, I'm not a good soldier, I don't know shit about pinkskin training, infact I don't know shit about a lot of things but that's why I'm not a good soldier. We Astranians aren't tough organized brutes who just obey orders, and no amount of training is going to fix that, Astranian Academies focus on training soldiers smart instead.

(Oken is once again willing to answer questions)

>>338436
>but you're right, I have far to much respect for the ladies to speak of such things.
See, stoic muthafucker. Say it, Hoft. Say you're a stoic muthafucker.

>>338404

Well, most of us are male, so of course we wouldn't mind seeing... more of you. You're an attractive lady, what do you expect? Still, sexual activity done right has lots of physical and mental health benefits, you know.

>>338405

Biological and cultural programming. Hard to get rid of, but it can be a lot of fun.

>>338404
For your first question, you are exactly like that. Not meant in a insulting way, but it's true. A lot of the time, you lash out at people who try to help, and then realize that you got nobody.

2nd.
The sex thing is a joke. We find sex both humorous and entertaining.

But the point is that we aren't trying to push you toward sex as much as we're pushing for you to get into a relationship. We think a relationship is what you need. Sex is but a side effect. If we wanted sex, we'd likely have suggested things much more sexual.
Either way, many of us are male... so it may be a reason also. I cannot speak for the whole.

3rd. Jehral, mainly cause he's stuck by you, even with the abuse you've treated him to. Taking shots at his height and attitude would normally elicit worse responses from the guy. But he stuck by you anyway... plus he's small and "dawwwable"

4th.
I don't see you as a dog-lizard thing, but I can understand why people may think of you that way. Kobold traits and Dragon Traits tend to do that.

>>338405

It's wired. We're a very sexual species, and our convex reproductive tubes create much ecstasy when moved inside the females concave reproductive receptacle. The Female enjoys this more than the man, often enough...

Either way, our minds like the idea.

Nako 2010/12/20(Mon)14:45 No. 28652 ID: 8c0848
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>>338407
Hey, Auggie. If you're wonderin' about that wand, I got the same one from a bazaar in Rakesh. You gotta try the highest setting. It's pretty awesome. Not really for the faint of heart, but you seem like you can handle it.

Oken, have you ever been in a leadership's role? ever had to command people around?

Do you want to be?

Also, why is Mint such a bitch?

Hey aggeia. is lazuhrek fur worth much? have people gone around skinning lazuhreks and selling their fur for profit?

Hey Oken, how do you feel about being the leader or your little escape force? Going alright so far?

Alternatively, Any males at home you have your eye on?

http://quest.lv/kusaba/quest/res/263558.html#263589

"As it turns out Fuze is rather good at talking to people."

They wouldn't give it to you just for asking nicely. What horrible things did they have you do!?

Fuze 2010/12/21(Tue)19:17 No. 28684 ID: b6c6fc
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>>338415
this is a joke, correct?

>>338480
from my personal experience, a kind word and calm logical reasoning can get you quite far, regardless the situation you're in.

 

>>338484
Well I suppose this is the mandatory question from Dirtbag. You're less of a stoic motherfucker but I still don't expect an exact number from you of ladies but well... Fuze just how do the ladies treat you when life is actually less frantic? Since your reputation of charisma is so well reviewed and all I can't help but imagine you with some fucking Roses in your mouth and spouting lines such as these when the mood is right.

>>338484
RIGHT! A JOKE!

not gonna cry, not gonna cry, not gonnOH GOD

Oken 2010/12/22(Wed)09:16 No. 28707 ID: b6c6fc
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>Oken, have you ever been in a leadership's role? ever had to command people around?
. . . no, though I have the rank Pilot Officer, it's more just an honorary title. I'm kind of in charge of the ships crew, but generally we all just do our own thing, and I don't have to give orders.

>Do you want to be?
no, I'd make a terrible leader. I don't like dealing with people, also I prefer to focus on doing my own job well, rather than telling every one else how to do theirs.

>Also, why is Mint such a bitch?
Mint is a good person, her life was real hard back on Vin-Malor I think, she never talks about her HomeWorld, or her family or anything that happened before she left . . . I don't know what happened to her back then, but bad things tend to harden people.

>Alternatively, Any males at home you have your eye on?
all the males on BattleStation: StarForce are completely trustworthy. I have no reason to suspect anyone of suspicious behaviour, besides looking for traitors is securities job, not mine.

>>338507
He meant is there anyone back home you have a crush on. Someone who makes your heart go all aflutter and always makes you laugh and you can't help but blush whenever they talk to you~

>>338517
Best description of a crush so far. Which makes me wanna ask...

To anyone willing to answer:
Who was the first person/being/thing you had a crush on?

what is BloodSanctum and why does it involve mass bloodletting?

>>338536
And drinking, apparently. I guess emofurries don't suffer from blood-borne diseases.

>>338542
That's what they want you to think. Oken will give you Lyme Disease in a heartbeat.

Mint! Mint! Everyone on the crew seems to think you're mean except for Oken. How do you feel about the other crew members? Give us your impressions of each of them!

Mint 2010/12/24(Fri)08:33 No. 28799 ID: d6aefc
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>>338355
you mean Snowy?
I don't care about his homeworld, it's because he's a deliciously sexy stud.
call me deviant or what ever you want, but it'd be rude NOT to stare at a hot piece of meat like that.

also he's clearly not interested in me, so it's super fun to make him uncomfortable.

>>338536
I don't really pay much attention to the boring ceremonies, but any excuse to eat tasty food seems like a good day to me. I'm pretty sure it's a binding ritual, along the lines of "we all share our blood, so we are as one" or something stupid like that.

>>338542
pretty much

>>338590
I swear if Prince doesn't start doing start doing as he's told like a good little robot, I'm going to strap him to a nuclear bomb and eject him out a cargo hatch

Snow's a meat head, plain and simple. good with a gun, right until he gets shot. I try not to get to attached to his type, they rarely stick around long. at least he's good a doing what he's told

Oken's a sucker, she actually believes all the propaganda the Alliance spews forth like a sponge soaking up water. what's more she's kind off a freak, she doesn't drink, she has no friends, all she ever talks about is flying, hell I don't even think she knows HOW to have fun . . . that said she's a good kid with a lot of enthusiasm, it kinda sucks that the Alliance abuses people like her so much.

>>338599
So you know all about the bugs that are controlling the pinkies, then?
Is there anybody you're interested in back home?

>>338599
WHY ARE YOU EATING YOUR HAT oh it's a sandwich.

Diometricus: Have you ever encountered a type of dreamthing with a monocle and a white suit?

Kole: Are you two days from retirement (because you're too old for this shit)? Or two weeks from getting rotated back home (to get out of this chickenshit outfit)?
Do scellor even get retirements?

>>338599
Perhaps you must liberate Oken from her foolishness. I have it on good authority that carrot juice and "girl talk", followed by healthy exploration of each others' bodies, is a good method for doing so.

Tayza: did you castrate Delkin after learning about the entire genderswap thing?

...Actually, do you plan on castrating Dasaki, too?

Tayza, did you enjoy our time together? I know I did and I'd love to do it again some time~

http://quest.lv/kusaba/draw/src/129168545759.png

Tayza: Do you like cats?

Tayza 2010/12/24(Fri)13:44 No. 28810 ID: 6547ec
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>>338531
Hmph, a sickly girl with no tits doesn't get a lot of advances in a culture based around beautiful huntresses who somehow balance skill and impossible figures.

Romance was a waste of time anyway. But I suppose I did let my guard down when a certain bird said all the right things.

>>338607
It was surprising to learn that majicka could make such a major change, but it's no reason to hurt a guy.

I'd castrate him for being an asshole, though.

To all characters: what did you get for Christmas (or other gift-giving winter holiday)?

>>338610

>But I suppose I did let my guard down when a certain bird said all the right things.

Speaking of that certain bird, did you castrate Dasaki y-

Oh, you meant Delkin!

>I'd castrate him for being an asshole, though.

Fair point, and I suppose being delegated to mother of Sekani Jr. is a sufficient punishment.

Tayza 2010/12/24(Fri)14:14 No. 28813 ID: 6547ec
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Do I plan on castrating Dasaki too?
>>338608
Yes. Yes I do.

Tayza 2010/12/24(Fri)14:35 No. 28814 ID: 6547ec
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>>338609
They're alright...I guess.

Myrrhine 2010/12/24(Fri)14:53 No. 28815 ID: d96936
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>>338611
Alexei gave me this sniper cannon for Eupholimachy Day.
The note says, "To Priestess Myrrhine-
Because sometimes, size matters."
Thanks for the input, Alexei.

>>338613

But... But I thought we had fun together :<

>>338614
Do you realize that wearing a hat only brings that fact that you are naked even further to the forefront?

Mint 2010/12/24(Fri)20:49 No. 28820 ID: d6aefc
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>>338601
on Vin-Malor? HAH! sure, if you like slimeballs . . . which I do! so yeah there's a couple guys, though they've probably got themselves killed.

>>338606
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, with Oken? that would be hilarious, she probably wouldn't even get what was going on! . . . until it was to late! yeah though defiling her innocence would be pretty sweet, I don't think she could take much more emotional trauma. besides after the stunt I pulled at blood sanctum, I probably should lay off the sexual stuff . . . at least for a while.

>>338611
Oken got me this Snowglobe of RayTech Industries, the place were I grew up, she said some thing like "I know you miss the snow, so maybe this can help you remember" It was a real sweet sentiment. almost makes me feel bad for that stunt I pulled . . . almost.

every one else just got me run of the mill stuff like sweets and hats

>>338620
what stunt did you pulled out?

>>338620

Man Mint that's messed up. You're messed up.

I don't think anyone would want to bed you anyway. I mean, how much fanart is there of you? And you're not exactly the best pe- you're a pretty bad person.

Tayza 2010/12/24(Fri)22:34 No. 28824 ID: 6547ec
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>>338618
Why, do you see something you like?

I'm only wearing this hat because Sekani insisted it'd make Jiniki happy. I don't really get it. We don't even have Christmas.

Clothes get in the way of the hunt. It's not like I have much to hide, anyway.

>>338616
You wish that was canon.

Anon 2010/12/24(Fri)22:47 No. 28827 ID: 6547ec
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What!? How dare he portray someone in a sexual manner! I'M GOING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS IN THE ANON THREAD! Sure we've had people coming all over a deer and everyone fapping to Rynh in a dress but this is just fucking sick.

Sal 2010/12/24(Fri)22:49 No. 28828 ID: dd45d7
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>>338380
>How do you walk with points instead of feet? Is there a secret to this, known only by Nedynvors, Starship Troopers Bugs, and Antlions from Half Life?

[Gyroscopes!]


>>338438 etc

[I still find talking about it to be the least interesting part. Don't get me wrong, though, the neuroses in play here are fun reading...]

Q 2010/12/24(Fri)22:55 No. 28829 ID: eb7f46
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HEY TORY, RYNH
I WAS LOOKING THROUGH THE PHOTOS FROM THE QUEST OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY FROM LAST NIGHT AND
GUESS WHAT I FOOOOUND~
YOU TWO ARE FUCKING ADORABLE

Anonymous 2010/12/24(Fri)22:58 No. 28830 ID: 8c1304
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>>338628
Gyroscopes all you want, that's not possible unless your ass is made of solid ununpentium!

I expected more of you Sal, I thought you where above braking the laws of physics...

>>338628
Hey, Sal, is there anything with DNA left in your system? Think you could check that to approximate what you used to look like way back in the day?

Lyan, same thing?

>>338629

Tory + Rynh OTP

>>338630
Oh, and before "stupid thats how gyroids work!", I assumed those where not connected to the body, I might be wrong about that, but I still think that those little things are too small for all that weight

Sal 2010/12/24(Fri)23:43 No. 28834 ID: dd45d7
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>>338630
>>338633
[What, you've never heard of precession? Mine are internal - these toys are just to help demonstrate the principle.]


>>338631
>Hey, Sal, is there anything with DNA left in your system?
[A few percent.]

>Think you could check that to approximate what you used to look like way back in the day?
[I could. What's the point, exactly? Would you ask a cloud for baby pictures? A river?]


>>338618
[Hey, I put on a hat. Does that mean I'm naked now?]

Tameka!z3GH2A89b6 2010/12/24(Fri)23:51 No. 28835 ID: b252f1
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>>338611
Twelve scrapes upon me
Eleven craters I caused
Ten skips on pavement
Nine pointy sticks
Eight monsters drooling
Seven mysterious bruises
Six burning cars
Five scorch marks
Four shrapnel wounds
three bruised ribs
two black eyes
...
...and a cockroach berating me.

At least I've still got my kitten.

Q 2010/12/25(Sat)00:26 No. 28836 ID: eb7f46
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HA HA HA
I FOUND ANOTHER JUICY PIC

SHIT, I THINK ROZ CASCADED ALL OVER HIS METAPHORICAL PANTS WITNESSING THIS

>>338636

WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THESE

>>338636

Requesting more dirty laundry

>>338624

>Why, do you see something you like?

...Sure, let's go with that, I guess.

>I'm only wearing this hat because Sekani insisted it'd make Jiniki happy. I don't really get it. We don't even have Christmas.

Do you have an equivalent, then? The birth of that one queen/princess thing that you worship? (I can never remember her name, but I *always* know Lakicia for some reason.)

>Clothes get in the way of the hunt. It's not like I have much to hide, anyway.

What about camouflage? You could be the Big Boss of Rish-kahn; natural camouflage can't work in every area, after all.

>>338634
>[I could. What's the point, exactly? Would you ask a cloud for baby pictures? A river?]

Yes.

Also, why are people talking about balance? I'm more concerned with the fact that, conservatively estimating a contact area of 1cm per foot and a mass of 70kg, you're walking around on 3,430,000 pascals.
If you go on one foot that bumps it up to 6,860,000 pascals, and walking, running, and jumping would all drive that up.

How are you not embedding your feet in the ground?

>>338627
>everyone
There's that word again.

>>338636
Why are you always gritting your teeth, anyway? Don't you get dental issues?

Q 2010/12/25(Sat)03:04 No. 28843 ID: eb7f46
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>>338637
Pay attention and you'dve seen I was digging through the photos from last night. Fuck if I remember who the photographer was, that camera changed hands more times that night then any of us drunkards remember.

>>338638
S-suppose it was my turn at some point.
A bunch of the girls forced us out of our clothes and made us do this one.
Shit, I don't even remember LW being at the party.

>>338642
W-what teeth are you talking about? Don't see no teeth here.

Tayza 2010/12/25(Sat)03:30 No. 28844 ID: 6547ec
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>>338639
The closest would probably be Sereas, a holiday that was originally built on the concept of sharing your prize with the tribe, but nowadays is more or less the same concept as "christmas". The others usually just buy each other presents, but I prefer to stay true to its intent. Sekani-bird's reaction was pretty funny when I showed him the remains of a small bird I caught.

"Tayza, what are we going to do with all these refuges? We don't really have enough food for them all!"

"They keep poking my antennae and it feels weeeiirrrd."

Oops, gotta go. See you all in Tezakia Quest two, assuming you don't drive off the author first.

So ends Tayza day. Tomorrow I will do more ITQ stuff if you want to ask questions to anyone from TeQ or Venji.

>>338643
Maybe you didn't see him because he slid in like a smooth motherfucker after the party started and stealth-schmoozed with everyone but you.

Well, either that or you got black-out drunk. Wouldn't be surprised if it was the latter.

Rynh 2010/12/25(Sat)04:50 No. 28846 ID: 8c0848
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>>338629
THAT'S NOT ME. Alternate reality versions of yourself don't count! I WAS IN A MILITARY BASE WHEN IT HAPPENED! YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!

THEY'LL BE CALLING YOU MR. O AFTER THIS, BECAUSE I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR LITTLE DANGLY PART OFF!