Nacha Art by Tippler 2023/02/06(Mon)18:21 No. 139074 ID: 8483cf
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Ignacia eagerly awaits the first arrival to her table. Who is bold enough to try and woo a high-flying luchadora? What kind of adventures do they like? Are they prepared for her hectic life of fighting corruption, injustice and vampires? She’s ready for all comers!

Any minute now…

Ooh, is that sangria?

I vote we pair the bnuuy with the gaotee (Macha).

Absurdity DeVoid 2023/02/07(Tue)12:27 No. 139077 ID: dc13c4
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>>139074
Corax: "Greetings miss luchadora. A pleasure to make your acquaintance. I am Agent Corax, a Detective, and agent of the Dimensional Tribunal. Happy Romance festival to you, I hope this day is finding you in good spirits."

Pent 2023/02/07(Tue)16:21 No. 139078 ID: a7a180
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Pent has arrived to the thread looking for love! (and snacks, mostly snacks.) Even at full size, she comes up a little short.
<Well, I guess this is the place. Time to meet some cute bugs, or bows, or whatever. Sam’s nice I guess, but I’ve got to keep my options open.>
<...Oh. Great. I can’t understand a word anyone’s saying.>

Anet and Jaina 2023/02/07(Tue)16:22 No. 139079 ID: a7a180
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“Why are we always small for these things?”
“C’mon, it’s our gimmick! It’s a harmless bit of fun.”
“Pent didn’t have to be small. She gets to hang out with all the tallmen.”
“Look, do you want your candy to be gigantic or not?"

Kaktus 2023/02/07(Tue)16:43 No. 139080 ID: 681cb5
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Suddenly, a portal opens up to another world, and from it a large Lizard Fish… um… thingy gets shoved through.

Sebak: “Why do I have to go again?” Sebak grumbles as Maphet pushes him further in, “You’re the one who likes meeting new people, not me.”
Maphet: “Because I was part of the Secret Santa thread, remember?” the Volin gleefully explain as she gives him one last shove, “And besides, you need get back into the game after what happened last time you tried to make a long lasting relationship.”
Sebak: “In all honestly, I rather not.”
Maphet: “Stop being a grump and enjoy yourself, Sebak. Look, there a beautiful Myrin like creature over there in an equally beautiful pink dress… and a cute Thumparum wearing a mask at the table right there, as well as a… err… a… I’m not sure what that thing in the black suit is, actually.”
Sebak: “…I can’t say I know what it is either.”
Maphet: “Well, anyway… good luck and have fun!”
Sebak: “Hey, wa-”

The portal closes, leaving Sebak alone in this strange, very pink new world.

Sebak: “At least there aren’t that many people here…” the Volin sighs as he accepts his situation, “Maybe there’s some food around…?”

tippler 2023/02/07(Tue)17:44 No. 139083 ID: 9ea24b
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Normal: This seems like a good place for casual gay sex and/or rational dialogue.

Guy: That's right! Let's stay as far from all of those women as possible.

Kaktus 2023/02/08(Wed)06:27 No. 139087 ID: 681cb5
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Icaro: “Did someone mention casual sex?”

Icaro the Volin hunter appears as if from nowhere right behind the two very normal guys doing normal guy things at a normal guy table.

Icaro: “I’m all for casual sex, be it gay, straight, bisexual, filled with rational dialogue etc. Mind of I join you two?”

tippler 2023/02/08(Wed)08:13 No. 139088 ID: 9ea24b
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Guy and Normal hold counsel to discuss Icaro’s sudden appearance.

Guy: Behold, a man!

Normal: And he’s double packing, score.

Guy: This is a great opportunity, with tippler’s willingness to respond to any post and Kaktus’ quick wits and speed, we could have a proper Romance Festival sex scene.

Normal: And if a literal child shows up you can flashbang them.

Guy: I do love a good flashbang.

They turn back to Icaro, who’s found a place at the table.

Normal: Y-yes, let’s have casual sex. Er, do you have any preference for position or kinks?

Guy: Any turn offs? Are comments about your author’s ability to finish a quest or the demand for moral purity in fictional content fair game?

Sarcopholacooda 2023/02/08(Wed)17:24 No. 139089 ID: 11f77a
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Anjan: I cannot thank you enough, Mr. Yeegd-Syraki, how incredibly relieved we are that your daughter could babysit Mali tonight!

Anjan: Farah and I almost never find time to ourselves since her promotion! And that boy of ours can’t keep his hands to himself and makes a mess out of everything he touches!

Dama: Of course. I see Mali is quite...free-spirited.

Anjan: Wife swap?

Dama: Uh-- I'm Sorry?

Anjan: The next part of this song! We quickly exchange partners. Yes?

Dama: Oh right. Of course.

Anjan: I’ve also been meaning to ask if it’s okay that I take your wife out on a date.

Dama: Pardon--?

Anjan: I’m wondering if I could arrange something with Yamelle to bring Mali over to your house. He has a fondness for Charu. And they both go to the same kindergarten zoom classes. I think if he gets to play with girls at a very young age he’ll be a lot less shy around them.

Dama: Aye. A play date with... Charu. You could’ve been a little clearer.

Dama: I notice colonists have quite a… unique dialect.

Anjan: Are you keen to a foursome some time?

Dama: Excuse—

Anjan: Well with you, me, and our wives of course!

Dama: I don’t think—

Anjan: We can just watch something at a dinner-theater! Maybe karaoke or laser tag!

Dama: Sigh. A double-date you say?

Nacha 2023/02/08(Wed)21:33 No. 139092 ID: 8483cf
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Nacha: And a Happy Romance Festival to you as well. Please call me Nacha.

Ooh, a detective? Corax must be so dedicated to catching criminals. What a gentletool! I wonder how good a dancer he is?

Nacha: You cut a dashing figure. ¿Usted baila, Agent Corax?

Kaktus 2023/02/09(Thu)11:52 No. 139101 ID: 681cb5
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Guy: ”Behold, a man!”
Normal: “And he’s double packing, score.”
Icaro: “I am indeed a man, broad nails and all!” Icaro proudly states as he moves around the two guys so that he’s standing next to the table, “And broad twin dicks! One of my greater qualities… not that any of my qualities are bad.”

The two completely normal guys turn away and hold counsel, whispering between themselves while the Volin lays down in front of them in what he assumes is a sexy pose, only breaking it to clean his nails a bit. It only takes a few moments before one of the guys stammers out,

Normal: “Y-yes, let’s have casual sex. Er, do you have any preference for position or kinks?”
Icaro: “Oh, I’m into pretty much anything not too extreme, though I’m pretty sure what we’re going to do is pretty obvious.” He tells them as he get onto his knees, his hands behind his head, “There are two of you. I got two dicks. Do the math.” Icaro humps the air a bit to make the message even clearer, “Though, maybe we should go somewhere private? While I don’t mind an audience, it would be rather rude to crash this party with hot gay sex.”
Guy: “One more thing,” one of the normal guys says, seemingly ignoring Icaro’s question, “Any turn offs? Are comments about your author’s ability to finish a quest or the demand for moral purity in fictional content fair game?”
Icaro: “My author? Don’t get me started on that asshat!”

Agitated, Icaro quickly stands up, making the whole table wobble.

Icaro: “What? No, I don’t!”

The foolish fool foolishly fools himself with that he has any say in this.

Kaktus 2023/02/09(Thu)11:53 No. 139102 ID: 681cb5
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And predictably, the foolish Volin manages to fall off the table, landing on the soft floor with a loud thud!

Icaro: “Gah!” he whines as squirms on the floor, “I blame you for this, Kaktus!”
Sebak: “Icaro” Sebak bellows across the room, “Can you at least last ten minutes before you make a fool of yourself?”
Icaro: “Quick wits and fast updates? Ha! More like… err… a plentiful lack of wit and non-existent updates, I say!”
Sebak: “Or not… I knew bringing Icaro was a bad idea…”
Icaro: “Just update my quest, you coward!” Icaro screams to the sky while still wriggling on the floor, “I demand another sex scene, or I’ll talk to my agent!”
Sebak: Sebek sighs while rubbing his forehead, “I’m just going to pretend you’re not here…”
Icaro: “Wait, what was that about the demand for moral purity in fictional content?”

tippler 2023/02/09(Thu)15:54 No. 139104 ID: 9ea24b
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Normal and Guy are used to people falling on the ground and wiggling, though usually they’re losing a lot of blood at the same time. Icaro seems to have all of his limbs, so Normal scoops him up and they head for the recently created sex room.

Guy: I am still going to flashbang any children, you can’t take that from me after Icaro dodged my questions.

Normal: Whatever makes you happy.

Icaro is shocked out of the conflict with his creator and put into a state of mild concern. What are they feeding twinks these days?

tippler 2023/02/09(Thu)15:55 No. 139106 ID: 9ea24b
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Once inside the similarly pink and kitschy sex room, Normal tosses Icaro on the bed and takes off his clothes, leaving the hat. Guy squints out the door to make sure no literal children have shown up yet.

Normal currently has standard male human physiology. He’s clean at both ends and is ready for Icaro to take the lead!

Normal: Show me a good time Daddy.

Absurdity DeVoid 2023/02/09(Thu)16:30 No. 139108 ID: dc13c4
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>>139092
Corax: “Hmm. Yo sí, pero sólo un poco. I would, however, be delighted to have this dance, Ms. Nacha.”
As he bows respectfully and offers his arm to the dance floor.
Corax: “Yo sí, pero sólo un poco.”

Kaktus 2023/02/11(Sat)06:48 No. 139115 ID: 681cb5
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Sebak: “Hey you, metal man!”

Corax turns around to see what all the commotion is about, finding that Sebak is standing behind him, pointing.

Sebak: “Yes, you! Don’t think I won’t go down without a fight!“

Kaktus 2023/02/11(Sat)06:48 No. 139116 ID: 681cb5
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Sebak: Jumping up on the table, Sebak flexes his muscles and bellows “I challenge you a wrestling match to prove my superiority as a mate!”
Pent: “What in the-” the ant sitting at the table is flabbergasted as there’s suddenly a large lizard standing over her, “Watch it, you brute! You almost stepped on my bag!”
Sebak: “In fact I, Sebak the masked Champion, challenge all those that dare face me in the traditional mating rite of wrestling, be it man or lady!” He keeps the pose while he wait for the challenges to come in, but all he’s met with is an awkward cough, “Um… there is a traditional mating rite, right?” Still, he is met with silence, ”I really hope you weren’t pulling my tail about this mating rite, Sekhmet.”

Nacha 2023/02/11(Sat)08:36 No. 139119 ID: 8483cf
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Nacha: ¡Ay! I should have known I was destined to be fought over.

Agent Corax: There is no need for violence. Let us compete through dance. I am sure you will offer more than respectable competition, Masked Champion.

He takes Nacha by the arm and they begin to dance, with the promise that Sebak will have a turn later.

Nacha: Don’t be shy. ¡Arriba, arriba, arriba!

Agent Corax lifts Nacha up, and she soars over the dance floor.

Gnoll 2023/02/11(Sat)15:19 No. 139120 ID: ca2950
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Keimi, Alex and a group of their friends, and also Alma is there, all pile through the dimensional gate or transporter that leads to these events.

Rikke: "Ooh... A romance festival. Are we celebrating how Alex stole my tiny wife and they're always disappearing together, not making any time for the rest of us?"

Keimi: "What? We're just... I can't really say."

Rikke: "Whoa ho ho! Alex, what are you doing with her that she can't say? Remember that I'm gonna choose to take anything you say the worst way possible."

Alex: "Don't worry, Kei. I will neither confirm or deny anything. No details of the forbidden acts we commit together will be revealed."

Keimi: ""N-Nothing happened."

Kaktus 2023/02/12(Sun)10:47 No. 139121 ID: 681cb5
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>What are they feeding twinks these days?
Other twinks and cute gals, duh! Haven’t you read the quest?

Without any hesitation, Icaro grabs Normal and pulls him closer, letting the strange pink creature form press itself against his chest as the Volin lifts him up.

Icaro: “Come here and let daddy get you ready, cutie.”

With his partners legs around his hips, Icaro lets his long tongue fall out from his maw, showing it off before dragging it across the naked chest of Normal, making him moan quietly, which only encourage the Volin to increase his tender caress of Normal’s attractive body.

Icaro: “But I think I didn’t make myself clear earlier…” Icaro suddenly states before looking over at Guy, “You there, bandage man, get over here already and get naked so I can have fun with both of you at the same time! A couple like you deserve getting plowed together!” he beckons him closer with a finger, “Let me show you what a real hunter does to its prey.”

Pent 2023/02/12(Sun)13:32 No. 139124 ID: a7a180
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Pent leaves her bag by the hitherto undrawn dish of Valentines' sweets on the table and wanders the floor of the festival. She comes across a man with his head wrapped entirely in bandages peeking from a door.
Guy: What are you looking at?
<What are you looking at? Wait, I understood that.>
Guy: I speak the language of love, literal child. Now go away.
<I'm not a literal child! I'm just bored, and this was the only event going on. What are you hiding in there anyway?>
Guy: Sex. Can't you read?
<No.>
Guy: Ah, right.

tippler 2023/02/12(Sun)14:54 No. 139127 ID: 9ea24b
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Guy is confronted by the most advanced conundrum of his life. On one hand he’s being called by a large masculine lizard man to group intercourse, which is very appealing, but on the other hand he hasn’t found any literal children to laser yet, only short women with young faces.

He settles for lobbing an unstable ball of concentrated light in the ant’s direction (flash with no bang) and ducking inside the sex room to stop Normal from hogging all the action.

tippler 2023/02/12(Sun)14:54 No. 139128 ID: 9ea24b
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Guy sheds his clothes, keeping his face bandages on, and wrestles Normal down so that they’re both eye level with Icaro’s prominent bulge.

Normal: Hey, we were making out up there! It was nice!

Guy: I got jealous. You can learn to share down here.

Absurdity DeVoid 2023/02/12(Sun)16:56 No. 139130 ID: dc13c4
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Corax: "Shall we show Sir Sebak a real dance?"

Absurdity DeVoid 2023/02/12(Sun)16:58 No. 139131 ID: dc13c4
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He then snaps his fingers at the band and gets them to play a romantic tango.

Absurdity DeVoid 2023/02/12(Sun)16:58 No. 139132 ID: dc13c4
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DeRvan: "I don't really know how to play this instrument the best but that never stopped me from using something, where is the last bad member?"

Landa: "Oh I see him coming, I just can't wait for us to start. There is no love without romance and there is no romance widout passion."

Absurdity DeVoid 2023/02/12(Sun)17:00 No. 139133 ID: dc13c4
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Latecomer Leaf: "Let this instrument, both offer comfort, and love. Let this space, be filled with its joy."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl_4KDjkhEY&ab_channel=DIMITRIS

Absurdity DeVoid 2023/02/12(Sun)17:01 No. 139134 ID: dc13c4
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As the music kicks up, the two begin a tango, showing the grace that comes with wrestling and determination.

Absurdity DeVoid 2023/02/12(Sun)17:02 No. 139135 ID: dc13c4
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The two continue a sensual dance, each leading the other as the music plays.

Absurdity DeVoid 2023/02/12(Sun)17:02 No. 139136 ID: dc13c4
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Nacha spins with grace on her toes…

Absurdity DeVoid 2023/02/12(Sun)17:03 No. 139137 ID: dc13c4
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Into a low dip, as Corax holds her waist, her ears never touching the ground.
“You are astounding, the way you move miss Nacha…”

Gnoll 2023/02/13(Mon)04:14 No. 139139 ID: ca2950
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Rikke: "So you're going off together to do nothing? So you're disappearing alone together to not do anything? Sounds kinda weird, Kei."

Keimi: "I mean, we're not going nothing. We're just... um..."

Rikke: "You're doing something? What's the something, Kei? You got my imagination runnin' all wild over here. Hmm? Hmmm, hmmmm? Explain the something. I know what'forbidden acts' I'd be doing. Heh heh hehehe! You know what I mean, Keimiii~?"

Keimi only emits a faint, high pitched sound in response.

Rikke: "What're ya lookin' so guilty for, Kei? Hmm? Hmmmmm?"

Kaktus 2023/02/14(Tue)15:48 No. 139146 ID: 681cb5
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Icaro: “While I would love watching you two learn how to share… and maybe make out a bit while doing so, I do have another idea.” Icaro pulls out a long, red rope and present it to the two very normal guys, “I promised to show you what a true hunter does to its prey, which begins with tying my newly caught quarry together.” he tells then while tugging the rope a few times to show how sturdy the coil of cord is, “Now turn your backs against each other.”
Normal: “Tying us up together? Kinky…”
Guy: ”…wait, something is off…”
Normal: “First you break up our make out session and now this? Stop being a spoilsport!”
Icaro: “And now, after the mighty predator has its prey tied down, he…”

Kaktus 2023/02/14(Tue)15:49 No. 139147 ID: 681cb5
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Icaro: “Steal whatever magical artifacts they may carry and make a run for it!” the Volin bellows as he grabs all the discarded clothes he can find before making his way towards the door, “BYE!”
Normal: “WHAT THE FU-”
Guy: ”MY PANTS!”

Icaro kicks the door open and makes a break for it into the dance hall, much to the surprise of Pent who were still disoriented by that ball of light earlier.

Kaktus 2023/02/14(Tue)15:49 No. 139148 ID: 681cb5
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Running away, the Volin deliberately aims for groups of people in an attempt to disorient whoever might be chasing him. First he plows through a group of fox like creatures, even knocking two of the ladies in it high up in the air as he charges past. Then, spotting a rabbit and some weird metal creature dancing, he rush up to them, grab them and throw them over his shoulder without losing any momentum, just in case someone who’s chasing him was behind him.

Icaro: “Make way! Lizard coming through!” he yells as he pass, but of course, by the time he yells is warning everyone is already flying through the air.

Kaktus 2023/02/14(Tue)15:49 No. 139149 ID: 681cb5
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Sebak: “Don’t worry, rabbit, I got you!” Sebak says as he catches Nasha falling form, “There, no worse to wear!”

Kaktus 2023/02/14(Tue)15:49 No. 139150 ID: 681cb5
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Sebak: “And the ant!” He has to quickly shuffle to the side to catch Pent as well, “Got you too, little one.”

Kaktus 2023/02/14(Tue)15:49 No. 139151 ID: 681cb5
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Sebak: “And the two… foxes?” Using his head and tail, he manages to slow the fall of Keimi and Rikke as well, even though they are still rather disoriented from the occurrence they just went through, “Okay, this is getting silly, but at least I caught everyone…”

With four ladies hanging off his body, Sebak can’t do anything but sigh…

Sebak: “Icaro, did you plan this?” he mumbles before focusing on Nasha, “So, Rabbit, do you want me to drop you off next to the metal man or…?” Wait, where did that creature even go? “He wins by default seeing how I can’t dance in the first place.” he admits before looking over at the others hanging off his body, “As for the rest of you, either tell me where you want me to take you or get off…”

Absurdity DeVoid 2023/02/14(Tue)17:44 No. 139152 ID: dc13c4
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Corax stands and dusts himself off.

Corax: “Good catch, Sir Sebak. And a very impressive catch at that. I hope you are having a good evening this holiday."

Absurdity DeVoid 2023/02/14(Tue)17:46 No. 139153 ID: dc13c4
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Corax:"Did you happen to see which way the lizard ran? I believe I heard him say something about ‘stealing artifacts’ before his mad dash. In the name of the law, I must go stop him…”

tippler 2023/02/14(Tue)19:36 No. 139156 ID: 9ea24b
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Normal and Guy sit up on the bed, still tied together and in shock at Icaro’s genius maneuver.

Normal: All of our worldly possessions, taken!

Guy: I liked the sudden turn of events. At least we got to have fun together.

Normal: It was a good date, we better thank Willamina for telling us about the festival.

Kaktus 2023/02/22(Wed)14:48 No. 139170 ID: 681cb5
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You dive behind one of the tables, just as the odd metal creature stands up and starts to search for you. Its emotionless gaze scans over the room, just missing your head fin dipping below the edge of the table you’re hiding under. What is that thing!? It is such an odd shape… and is made of the same weird metal as those ant golems back home… which doesn’t bode well for you. If they are similar, then you know that you’re in trouble. Something like that can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until you have been caught! Luckily, it doesn’t seem to be able to find your hiding spot, so as long as-

Corax: “Did you happen to see which way the lizard ran?”
Sebak: “You mean Icaro? That fool dove behind one of the tables over there.”
Corax: “Thank you good sir, I do appreciate it.”

Gah, betrayed by your own kin! Damn you, Sebak, damn you straight to Wjares realm! Alright, your original plan was a bust but… you can still get out of this! You just need to use your secret weapon…

Seduction~

Kaktus 2023/02/22(Wed)14:48 No. 139171 ID: 681cb5
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Icaro : “Why hello there, handsome.” you say in the most sultry tone you can muster, “Fancy meeting such a nice gentleman here.” Leaning over the table a bit, you give him a wink before continuing, “I understand that there have been a bit of a misunderstanding, but I’m sure we can work it out if we get to ‘know’ each other a bit better… mmm… a lot better, even.” Looking deep into his eyes, you wiggle your eyebrows at him, “May I distract you with a dance?”

Absurdity DeVoid 2023/02/23(Thu)09:07 No. 139174 ID: dc13c4
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Corax: “Yes, let’s dance.”

Absurdity DeVoid 2023/02/23(Thu)09:09 No. 139175 ID: dc13c4
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Corax: “How about to the song…”

Absurdity DeVoid 2023/02/23(Thu)09:09 No. 139176 ID: dc13c4
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Corax: “Jailhouse rock.”

Absurdity DeVoid 2023/02/23(Thu)09:11 No. 139177 ID: dc13c4
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And suddenly Sebak is handcuffed

Absurdity DeVoid 2023/02/23(Thu)09:13 No. 139180 ID: dc13c4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZv3_CLBsf8&ab_channel=yt-sfx

Absurdity DeVoid 2023/02/23(Thu)09:14 No. 139181 ID: dc13c4
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DeRvan: “You truly are so dedicated to your own job that even here you have to do it. You truly are just like Lorence. Maybe that is why I liked messing with you so much.”

Absurdity DeVoid 2023/02/23(Thu)09:15 No. 139182 ID: dc13c4
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Landa: “Weren't you also the one to try to make a contract with somebody in the previous celebrations?”

Absurdity DeVoid 2023/02/23(Thu)09:18 No. 139184 ID: dc13c4
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DeRvan: “Hey I am not saying that I am not a hypocrite because that is just what I will do as well. So my blue lizard friend do you need help from a defense attorney? Or do you have your own plans for dealing with this situation? Here's my business card.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBm4K00SMEk&ab_channel=MaddiP

Kaktus 2023/02/26(Sun)12:04 No. 139196 ID: 681cb5
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Corax: “And that’s how you apprehend a suspect.” The nutcracker proudly states, completely ignorant of how Icaro just retrieved a lockpick hidden in his maw, “Any questions?”

Landa: “He is trying to escape right behind you.” the accordion player points out, as Icaro is wiggling the pick inside the lock with his mouth.

Corax: “Oh, please, he’s not going to get out of those handcuffs.”

Icaro: “Almost…” the Volin whispers to himself, without seemingly making any progress at all.

Corax: “See, how would a-” though the nutcracker stops himself as he hear a loud click, “Wait, did he just-”

Icaro: “OW!” Once again Icaro manage to interrupt him, though this time by a pained shout as he pricks his tongue on the pick in his mouth, “This lockpick is really sha-”

Kaktus 2023/02/26(Sun)12:04 No. 139197 ID: 681cb5
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKnCDR2WOzg

Kaktus 2023/02/26(Sun)12:04 No. 139198 ID: 681cb5
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgUksX6eM0Y

VICTORY!
Gained EXP and AP!
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EXP 451p | AP 34P
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Corax EXP: 19840p
Level: 15 Next level: 1337p

Corax found [Fire Ring]!
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Corax: “What the f-”

Kaktus 2023/02/26(Sun)12:05 No. 139200 ID: 681cb5
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Icaro: “What the- I’m all the way back here!?” the Volin shouts in disbelief as he notice his location, having returned to the start of his own quest. “Doesn’t this stupid quest have autosaves!? What kind of quest doesn’t have that in this day and age!?” he angrily shouts towards the sky, shaking his fist towards it in a vain attempt to intimidate whoever is up there, “That’s it, I’m going online to find some cheats…”

[Icaro has been eliminated from Romance Festival 2023!]
[He’s just lucky he got that 1up earlier.]
[He got no maidens!]
[…or anything else of value.]
[In fact, he’s such a failure that he threw away the chance of a gay threesome!]
[What a loser!]

Icaro: “Hey, shut it and update my quest instead, tryhard!”

Absurdity DeVoid 2023/02/28(Tue)16:44 No. 139206 ID: dc13c4
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DeRvan: “Well congratulations Corax on your arrest, I see that you already starting the process of evidence confiscation. Good, I hope that you will be able to bring some things from this realm to your own world, or at least try to do it.”

Absurdity DeVoid 2023/02/28(Tue)16:45 No. 139207 ID: dc13c4
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DeRvan: “You see this place is quite a strange dimension, I previously visited it, and many others who also did have their own way of how they got here or how they even experience this reality. To some, this place is just a dream but to others is a normal destination to visit. But the most important thing about this place is that it doesn't have any long-lasting effects on any other world, I mean even us talking right now is something that shouldn't happen in our world.”

Absurdity DeVoid 2023/02/28(Tue)16:46 No. 139208 ID: dc13c4
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DeRvan: “And I am certain that in the previous event, Happy was one of the visitors. From what I heard that individual was just sitting alone and was playing solitaire, afterwords that person went to get a drink, that is all that person did.”

Absurdity DeVoid 2023/02/28(Tue)16:50 No. 139210 ID: dc13c4
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DeRvan: “Now I am not telling you this so that you shouldn't go around and start questioning others. The main reason why I did mention it to you is so that you would keep this information in your mind. From what I heard using this place to deal with your own world's problems is considered a rude thing to do.”

Absurdity DeVoid 2023/02/28(Tue)16:51 No. 139211 ID: dc13c4
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DeRvan: “On a lighter note I was truly impressed with your dancing, it was wonderful to see you more as a normal person and not like the robot that you portrayed yourself as while at work. As for our previous dilemma, I just want you to know that I have no animosity toward you, I don't know if you have the same feeling toward me.”

Absurdity DeVoid 2023/02/28(Tue)16:52 No. 139212 ID: dc13c4
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Landa: “I have seen better dancing. But at least I will give you one thing you did stick the landing.”

Gnoll 2023/03/05(Sun)17:05 No. 139218 ID: ca2950
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Keimi stands up on Sebak's shoulders and prepares to leap off.

"Alex! Catch me!" she calls out, leaping into the air, flopping into Alex's arms.

"Hi."

"You're lucky you're so small."

Pent 2023/03/06(Mon)00:22 No. 139220 ID: a7a180
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Pent is still shaking off the effects of the flash when she goes sailing through the air.
<Oof… Good catch, big guy. Just put me down with this other flying fox. I need to bury my face somewhere soft until my eyes stop burning.>

Gnoll 2023/03/08(Wed)08:01 No. 139224 ID: ca2950
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Keimi: "I think the benefits outweigh the negatives. Right~?"

Absurdity DeVoid 2023/03/08(Wed)13:24 No. 139228 ID: dc13c4
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Pepping Porcelain: "You're my whole universe!"

Andrew Goodwill: "And you are a black hole that I am unable to escape!"

Gnoll 2023/03/10(Fri)16:43 No. 139251 ID: ca2950
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Rikke: "AH! ALEX AND KEIMI ARE BANGING! I FUCKIN' CALLED IT!"

Keimi: "WHAT THE FRICK ARE YOU BASING THAT ON!? THIS IS PURE CONJECTURE WITH NO EVIDENCE TO BACK IT UP! BESIDES, YOU HAD SEX WITH ARVO AND I NEVER SCREAMED AT YOU ABOUT IT!"

Rikke: "That was never a secret anyway, so whatever! It's way juicier to catch little miss perfect grades than my delinquent ass!"

Keimi: "I just kissed him! That doesn't mean anything! You can't prove anything and I don't need to prove that I didn't!"

Rikke: "You're right. You don't."

Keimi: "Eh?"

Gnoll 2023/03/10(Fri)16:44 No. 139252 ID: ca2950
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Rikke: "Just say you've never done anything and I will believe you immediately and drop the whole thing."

Kaktus 2023/03/11(Sat)13:53 No. 139256 ID: 681cb5
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Sebak: “Hey, tall fox!” Sebak shouts from behind Rikke, “It’s rather rude to bully someone smaller than yourself.”
Rikke: “Huh?” the fox turns around to see whose yelling, clearly annoyed at being interrupted, “This is none of your business, you big lizard.”

But before she can react, Sebak shoves Pent right into her chest, letting the ant grab a hold of her and bury her face in Rikke’s cleavage. Of course, seeing how Pent is still disoriented from that flash earlier, she probably doesn’t know where she’s currently wiggling her head into, other than its somewhere soft and fuzzy.

Sebak: “Ant into cleavage distraction technique!” the Volin bellows as he lets go of the ant.
Rikke: This catches the fox completely by surprise, ensuring that all she can do is mutter a confused, “What the-”
Sebak: “There we go, little ant, a perfect soft place for you to bury your face in.” Sebek muses as he moves his gaze towards Rikke’s own, “As for you, tall fox, if little fox doesn’t want to say who her mate is, then don’t force her. Stop it, or I will be rather annoyed with you.”
Keimi: “That’s right!” Keimi can be heard yelling in the distance.
Sebak: “Also, that little cute fox is definitely banging the handsome guy holding her.”
Keimi: “HEY!”

Kaktus 2023/03/11(Sat)13:53 No. 139257 ID: 681cb5
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Sebak: Afterwards, Sebak returns his attention to the rabbit still lying in his grasp, “So, little wrestler, seeing as I can’t find that metal gentleman anywhere, I have to ask... may I still have a dance with you?” the large lizard blushes a bit as he avert his gaze, “Though, you will have to teach me the moves, little opal.” Then, taking a deep breath, Sobak collect his courage and go all in, “…or maybe you want to go somewhere a bit more private, where we don’t have to listen to these foxes yelling, hmm?”

Nacha 2023/03/11(Sat)19:49 No. 139261 ID: 6ad04b
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“How bold,” Ignacia says, tracing a finger along Sebak’s shoulder. “I see you prefer one dance to the other. Do not worry, I will lead you…”

Ignacia hops out of Sebak’s arms and takes the lead, parading him around the dance floor.

Nacha 2023/03/11(Sat)19:49 No. 139262 ID: 6ad04b
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Soon the music slows, and their dance is at an end.

“Ah, pobrecito!” Ignacia laments. “The night comes. I must remain alone, for I cannot risk you being made a target of my many ninja and vampire enemies. Such is the lonely life of a luchadora.”

Ignacia dramatically steps into the shadows, where there is an alleyway exit.

Kaktus 2023/03/15(Wed)09:12 No. 139276 ID: 681cb5
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Sebak: “Wait!” Sebak shouts after Ignacia, reaching out towards her in desperation, “For someone as strong as you, Luchadora, I am willing to stand my ground against any evil or villain that might mean you ill, no matter how hard it will be!” but his pleading falls on deaf ears, as the rabbit leaves through the door, disappearing with it to who know where. A single tear slide down the Volin’s cheek, but it is followed by a slight smile, “Goodbye, little wrestler, our short time together was lovely…”

But as he’s about to turn around, he spots something on the ground! I seems like the Lucha left something behind for him to remember her by, a small memento for their time together! An artifact formed from a strange metal that Sebak has never witnesses before; a near perfectly symmetrical cube created by what he can only assume is an expert blacksmith. Then, on the side, there is a perfect likeness of the stunning lady he just met, something that can only have been carved by a master! Clearly, a masterpiece like this can only be commissioned by royalty, making the mysterious masked rabbit none other than the queen of her nation, the nation of Luncha! But, what does those cryptic words carved into it means? It has to be some kind of ancient spell written in a long forgotten arcane language, right? Better show it to our Warlock, Sebak thinks to himself…

Kaktus 2023/03/15(Wed)09:13 No. 139277 ID: 681cb5
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With a light touch, Sebak picks up the ancient artifact and hold it against his chest, content to know that a powerful royalty was willing to gift him such an amazing and awe-inspiring object.

Sebak: “I swear to you, little rabbit, that I will keep you in my memories always…” the Volin muses to himself, “…until we meet again, Queen of the Lucha!”

And with that, Sebak leaves the festival of love, happy in the fact that even if he did not find a beautiful maiden or a strong warrior to bring back as a mate, he found something far greater in his new connection with the Lucha Queen, not to mention the powerful artifact she gifted him, which will surely aid his tribe!