Edmango 2021/02/07(Sun)16:31 No. 134807 ID: afe7de
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Willamina: SIGH. Another LONELY Romance Festival.

Willamina: Why do I even FUCKING go to these things.

Willamina: At least the decorations are nice this year.

Poltergeist Ethanoic Acid 2021/02/07(Sun)17:33 No. 134809 ID: e51896
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:Thanks foooooooooor being my date at this fest...

Poltergeist Ethanoic Acid 2021/02/07(Sun)17:34 No. 134810 ID: e51896
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:...
:You're such a good lissssssssstener.

Arthurius insisted that Magnolia should go to the festival so that she can learn to make new friends, and work to improve her social skills and stand out more. However, before coming here, she bought a giant teddy bear at the store and used that as a stand in for a date so that people won't bother her. Other than being told told come here, She mainly also came for the food and atmosphere.

Absurdity DeVoid 2021/02/08(Mon)02:08 No. 134812 ID: bcb0c0
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DerVAn: Well this is a peaceful place, might as well wait and see who else will arrive. Also, I should see what is on the menu of this location?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE3yTLyc9FQ&ab_channel=Samus345

HQ!!Z0Mwx3ZJZj 2021/02/14(Sun)09:11 No. 134838 ID: 12b116
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>>134807
Zarah approaches, bumping into several tables and servers along the way. She points her face at Willamina.

Zarah: Hey ... this place fuckin' sucks! Mind if I sit here?

Edmango 2021/02/14(Sun)21:59 No. 134843 ID: afe7de
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Willamina: SURE. I’d appreciate the company.

Zarah takes the seat across from Willamina. Willamina takes a drink from her glass.

Willamina: So whats a COOL looking lady like yourself doing here, you look like you have some stories to tell.

HQ!!Z0Mwx3ZJZj 2021/02/15(Mon)03:12 No. 134846 ID: 12b116
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>>134843
Zarah: Haha! That's the first time I've ever been called COOL. I'm sure you know how it is. Country girl. Offered in sacrifice to a dark god. Didn't take so now I can do magic by mutilating myself. Story old as shit. Sure you've heard it a thousand times.

Zarah reaches across the table, putting one of her hands over Willamina's

Zarah: Sorry! I'm totally blind. Got no eyes. Can't see. Y'know? Didn't mean to grab your hand.

She makes no move whatsoever to remove her hand though. She makes little circles with her thumb over the unique texture of Willamina's scarred flesh.

Zarah: So uh, being totally blind and all, I can't see who I'm talking to. So would it be a big deal if I could touch your face? So I know what you look like? Kinda unfair you can see me and I can't see you, y'know?

Zarah: Oh my name is Zarah. Probably shoulda started with that.

She smiles.

Anonymous 2021/02/17(Wed)18:18 No. 134852 ID: 6943b4
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Hello, I'm Mr. Hatterson, I have just being born today and I've a flower for you.

Please love me, I don't even have a first name.

Absurdity DeVoid 2021/02/21(Sun)05:56 No. 134882 ID: bcb0c0
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DerVan: Alright, Mr. Hatterson I will take you up on your offer. But because of legal reasons, I can't really say that we are dating. Let's just say that we are hanging out.

Absurdity DeVoid 2021/02/21(Sun)05:57 No. 134883 ID: bcb0c0
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DerVan: Now then let me introduce myself, my name is DerVan Glasshrouder, and just like you, I also love dressing up in fancy clothes. My favorite hobby is lying and my second favorite one is getting caught lying.

Absurdity DeVoid 2021/02/21(Sun)05:58 No. 134884 ID: bcb0c0
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DerVan: Now why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself. What do you like, what do you dislike and what is your opinion on the statistic which shows that more than 50 percent of married couples end up in a divorce?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm9FjldIZxA&ab_channel=FalloutBoy49

Gnoll 2021/02/21(Sun)11:33 No. 134887 ID: ca2950
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Alex: "So, what's the deal with this place?

Keimi: "You just kind of mingle with sexy aliens, I guess."

Alex: "You guess? Didn't you come to this thing last time?"

Keimi: "Yeah, but I just got attacked by a pair of little gobliny things. Watch out for really short things that kind of look like people in skimpy outfits. They'll try to steal your clothes."

Alex: "Skimpy outfits and they take your clothes off, you say?"

Edmango 2021/02/21(Sun)15:07 No. 134889 ID: afe7de
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Willamina flushes, not that Zarah can see that and grabs Zarah’s hand gently bringing it up to her face.

Willamina: SURE! I had to do that when I first got my scars, I was blind for a little while. The name’s Willamina. I can’t do ANY magic or anything. Not for lack of trying…

Willamina winces a little bit as Zarah touches her face, grazing over her empty eyesocket.

Willamina: I ended up getting caught in a fire when I was younger, lost my family that day, but I made it out alive.

Willamina takes her free hand and starts gently caressing Zarah’s scars, feeling the texture of someone else who is just as wounded as her.

Donut 2021/02/21(Sun)21:00 No. 134898 ID: 8483cf
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Flax: I'm not sure I'm on the guest list. Have I even shown up at the adventurer's guild yet?

Lazy Fairy: Don't worry about it! You're my plus one- that means all you have to do is be my date for the night!

Flax: You're a gem.

Lazy Fairy: I am, aren't I?

Flax: Oh, look! Free drinks! I'm beginning to understand why you like this festival. I'll grab you a carafe, my little butterfly.

Lazy Fairy's internal screaming: This is the best party ever!

Mr. Hatterson 2021/02/23(Tue)14:29 No. 134909 ID: 6943b4
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Ah, happy to meet you, Mr. Glasshrouder! I'm very glad accepted my flower!

I was made out of the muse of love for the purpose of finding friendship, companionship, and kinship in general.

I like meeting people, and also hats, and yours is very nice! Real snazzy!

I'm sad to hear so many people divorce according to the statistic. Maybe people are too quick to marry?

Unless that was a lie. Was that a lie? You said you liked lying.

Anonymous 2021/02/23(Tue)14:54 No. 134910 ID: 12b116
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Zarah almost feels bad. Although she can't see, exactly, she's vaguely aware of everything around her, and had been playing up her lack of eyes to make excuses for touching people, which is normally something she wasn't allowed to do.

Zarah lingers over Willamena's missing eye, stroking her cheek and brushing back her bangs.

Her blunt claw plays across the rim of the empty socket, and Zarah bites her lip.

Zarah: Not even an eyepatch? Brave!

She pauses.

Zarah: They make me wear this blindfold so people don't have to look at my gross face.

She leans in as Willamena touches her scars. Some of them are very fresh, while others are obviously quite old.

Zarah: Do you want me to take my blindfold off? I'll let you touch my empty eye holes if you want to.

Zarah: You know

Zarah: For fairness?

Zarah is in untested waters, having never managed to interact with someone for this long without being told to leave.

Absurdity DeVoid 2021/02/24(Wed)04:45 No. 134917 ID: bcb0c0
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DerVan: Who can say what I told you even a lie, I simply pulled a number out of the top of my head and claimed it was a fact. Maybe it is correct maybe the number is lower or maybe it is higher, that is the beauty of lying you change the world to your own reality.

Absurdity DeVoid 2021/02/24(Wed)04:46 No. 134918 ID: bcb0c0
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DerVan: Now I will have to be honest, I really didn't call you here to start a romantic session with you. But that doesn't mean I won't help you achieve that state with somebody else. I want to help you and to be your wingman.

Absurdity DeVoid 2021/02/24(Wed)04:47 No. 134919 ID: bcb0c0
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DerVan: You see that girl over there the one talking to a teddy bear. I know she seems like a crazy person with imaginary friends. But actually, she is really a sweet and shy person and I believe that she would be a perfect match for you.

Absurdity DeVoid 2021/02/24(Wed)04:51 No. 134921 ID: bcb0c0
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DerVan: If you sign this contract I will help you achieve that goal widout any trouble. Don't worry about what is written on the contract, the text is from an old language of an even older culture that doesn't exist anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W87Tmvu7iz8&ab_channel=FleetwoodMac-Topic

Mr. Hatterson 2021/02/24(Wed)19:13 No. 134922 ID: 6943b4
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Let's see *mutter* *mutter* for services rendered *mutter* *mutter* soul ownership to *mutter* *mutter* *mutter* organ extraction may apply if *mutter* *mutter* unsolicited opinions regarding Israel's relationship with Philistea???

Mr. Hatterson 2021/02/24(Wed)19:14 No. 134923 ID: 6943b4
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Here, let me just...

Mr. Hatterson 2021/02/24(Wed)19:14 No. 134924 ID: 6943b4
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Pose my counter-offer.

Edmango 2021/02/27(Sat)19:09 No. 134940 ID: afe7de
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Willamina: Uh, I mean. If you dont mind?

Zarah removes the blindfold and leans in closer to Willamina, her snout inching ever closer to Willamina’s face. Willamina takes this as an invitation and begins caressing her face and rubbing her thumb against the flesh near Zarah’s eyes.

Willamina: It’s such a different texture from my scars, there are rough and soft parts too.

Willamina: I uh, wasnt sure what to expect, I only really had my scars as a comparison point.

Willamina continues to explore her eyes, touching along the rims of the sockets in a similar fashion to Zarah’s playful investigations.

Willamina: Oh and um… your face isnt gross, at least. Being as disfigured as I am I always looked at it more like the scars being cool, sad reminders of what happened, but like, aesthetically different and standing out, so a little cool…

Absurdity DeVoid 2021/03/01(Mon)12:39 No. 134950 ID: bcb0c0
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DerVan: Well, I'll be damned. How can I with a clear conscience say no to this deal? You sir gave me an offer that I can't refuse.

Absurdity DeVoid 2021/03/01(Mon)12:40 No. 134951 ID: bcb0c0
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DerVan: Here is my signature.

Absurdity DeVoid 2021/03/01(Mon)12:41 No. 134952 ID: bcb0c0
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DerVan: Now then assistant, bring me the pen of the doodle notebook god, I promised that I would help and that is what I intend to do.

Absurdity DeVoid 2021/03/01(Mon)12:42 No. 134953 ID: bcb0c0
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The assistant: Here you go, sir.

Absurdity DeVoid 2021/03/01(Mon)12:43 No. 134954 ID: bcb0c0
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DerVan: So Mr. Hatterson, I will use the back of your contract in order to use this powerful artifact. Whatever I draw with this pen will change your appearance.

Absurdity DeVoid 2021/03/01(Mon)12:44 No. 134955 ID: bcb0c0
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DerVan: We need to make you look your best before to start talking to Magnolia. So what addictions do you want me to make to your appearance? Whatever you want it I will draw it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urs2oS83Cw0&ab_channel=OliverBuckland