Sarcopholacooda 2021/01/02(Sat)12:38 No. 134659 ID: 11f77a
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I feel it's more appropriate to submit a fun doodle of Noovin here!

Suggestion for the invaders: Ignore Rhonda and Snowpea, they cannot allow Chinzebeth to escape!

My advice to the raiders: Finish off the weakened guard detachment while allowing Lung the glory of pursuing Chinzebeth. Join him after you have secured your flank.

Peppering the royal guards in Lung's way is a good idea, wearing them down a little so that by the time Lung gets to them he hits them like a wrecking ball. It also provides the fastest route up to Chinzebeth and victory.

4 slots currently open AlphaLurker 2021/01/24(Sun)18:55 No. 134749 ID: 6f7a5a
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Read above for more details

here are currently 4 slots up for grabs, 3 royal guard slots and 1 invader slot.
these slots will cost 20USD, (future slots may be more expensive)
Benefits
-You are guaranteed at least three(3) black and white sketch images of your characters

New Rules
Weapon option, you can now choose between a dedicated melee weapons, a standard range weapon and a volatile ranged weapon.
pre-existing characters can swap weapons as desired

If you'd like to reserve a slot please comment bellow, stating which slot(s) you would like.
first comments will be favored if slots run out
we will discuss payment and details in PM on discord, or through one of my galleries

if you have any other questions feel free to ask.

>>134749
I'd like a guard slot

Pawkaf 2021/01/25(Mon)03:36 No. 134752 ID: 4fd0a3
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I'll take a guard spot with my mouse character.

I'll have Brother Raschid for an invader slot.

Poltergeist Ethanoic Acid 2021/01/31(Sun)23:30 No. 134793 ID: e51896
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Okay, I think I'll fill up the last royal guard slot if it hasn't been taken yet. its name is Gerbera. Gender is null.

I have a question, sorry if it has been answered before: for characters who had some of their clothing destroyed but still managed to keep enough clothing to fight in the next battle, will their clothing be mended for the next battle, or will they be remained damaged at the start of the next fight?

>>134799
Mechanically they will return to full health, but visually clothing loss will remain

One extra invader slot just op

20USD just like previous slots

OOh I want the invader slot, just making a ref sheet real fast.

I would like to reserve whatever slot opens if the forum votes for an additional attendant.

Edmango 2021/02/07(Sun)15:25 No. 134805 ID: afe7de
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Here's the ref for my character!

>>134804
Attendants are not purchasable slots, they are also almost exclusively human

I suppose if people wanted to submit a design I might use it, but I make no promises or guarantees.

these minions are mostly just to add some extra bodies for the purchase characters to take down.

Invaders will automatically use all their points to buy minions.

>>134806
I'm curious how many points the invaders got for all those guard takedowns, but don't tell us - we'll know soon enough!

https://strawpoll.com/fyqhavebu

A curiosity poll regarding seeing queen Chinzebeth Naked

>>134981

Your quests are one of the rare times I'll say to myself, "Yes, I do so hope I get to see that elderly woman in the nude, sagging tits and all." You can take that as either a compliment to how good your art is or how invested I am in the story that I'd be willing to embrace such a sight because it would be narratively significant (the queen isn't truly defeated until we've seen her without a shred of cloth on her body).

>>134991
I'm really glad to hear that! I'm happy my art and story have created so much vestment!

The bandits’ minions should focus on disabling that throne, with weapons that won’t reflect off it. Maybe Falune too.

The dark voice is pleased at the timing of these events... Strike her while the clothes iron is hot, Yethen!

Is it odd I'm vaguely looking forward to seeing Chinzebeth naked? Bring on the wrinkly old bitch titties, I say!

>>135422
given the poll results, apparently it isn't odd at all . . .

Okay nevermind, it looks like Raschid is in the best position to follow up on her own attack. A one-two magic hand punch?

Skalda should put that chain to good use and hook herself across the gap to chase Chinzebeth.

It's funny just how different the experiences Chinzebeth is having in her own quest and the strip poker invitationals are.

In one she's having a jolly old time petting dogs and indulging in alchoholic beverages. In the other she's being assaulted, having her wig blown up and dignity robbed, and is cursing the uselessness of her soldiers. Near-polar opposite experiences.

>>135541
She is in a less stressful situation in strip poker.

Now's your chance, Falune! Dive bomb the queen!

HA! The invaders have almost won! Now all Raschid needs to do is stand on the bridge between where Chinzebeth, and the royal guards are to block the royal guards from coming over to his side of the building while Skal and Fallune dogpiles on her, and this game is as good as ours!

Oh yeah, he should attack the queen after he moves on the bridge to block the way.

For being a worthy conduit of the dark ones' will, Raschid, the next blow is yours.
(Also, I'm just glad Falune was able to get some small revenge instead of being curbstomped.)

When is Grimothy showing up?

>>135775
next battle

>>135778
I really wonder if the queen will be in any condition for another battle!
If Skalda can hijack the hover throne, that would be an amusing capture for this turn. Of course if she can’t, she can always just steal another piece of the queen’s clothing. Keep it up, champions of Lung!

The queen is exposed! Are we going to get to see Chinzebeth’s royal bits in all their glory?

>>135912
probably?

Raschid, remind them all who wields the dark powers of clothing destruction and fry Chinz’s remaining defenses.

Falune, descend screaming upon Chinzebeth in a blaze of glory! Your revenge is almost in reach...

Don't forget to give Chinz one more for the road, Raschid.

Skalda, where does Chinzebeth think she's going? Get over here!

>>136897
Agreed, although the queen might be too far away. Unless maybe we can get Skalda to move towards the queen and then throw her melee weapon at the queen like a projectile as hard as she can?

>>136900

Might as well take a wild shot. The most valued target is on their last hit and is about to get away. It honestly wouldn't be a bad move even if she needed to roll a 20 to hit. The potential gain is just that viable.

Does fallune have projectiles? Shoot at the queen if so!

>>136917
Falune only has melee attacks

Going all in. Skalda, get the queen!

Raschid: I think Gerbera is the one closest to be defeated. Finish her off!

Falune, take Pawkaf down with you. Or, assuming Falune goes down first, Raschid should fire on her while tactically advancing to the rear to keep her distance.

Discretion is the better part of valor, Skalda. Continue the hunt for the queen elsewhere.

>>137405
Why do you keep posting suggestions in here?

>>137407
Because this is where we suggest courses of action for the raiders.