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130632 No. 130632 ID: 11f77a

It's the sandiest day ever where quest characters can hang together at the beach! Bask in the aura of ultraviolet rays and salty air.

You best behave lest the beach police catches you—for they'll be doubling down on their lewdness protocols. We're also hiring.

Previous Beach Days:
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No. 130633 ID: 828432
File 156529951220.gif - (33.42KB , 512x512 , Beach.gif )

"All hail Her Grace, Lady Moreno Ellaine of the Royal Blood, second of her name, Princess Regent!"

Reno considers herself above the law, especially where regulations on lewdness are concerned.
No. 130634 ID: 828432
File 156530257025.gif - (22.29KB , 512x512 , Beach2.gif )

Eth says she's happy she gets to experience the beach for the first time.

Thorne says she wants to join the Beach Police, since it'll probably give her an excuse to beat up Eth.
No. 130635 ID: b5fb67
File 156530758505.png - (594.77KB , 1200x1190 , Beach Day 2019 0.png )

No. 130636 ID: 15a025
File 156530860197.png - (6.17KB , 800x600 , 1.png )

Marsh: "Alright, you got all the glasses numbered Roxie?"

Roxie: "Yeah."

Marsh: "Alright, go setup the limbo game then."
No. 130637 ID: 15a025
File 156530861974.png - (4.20KB , 800x600 , 2.png )

Roxie: "Yeah, already done as well."
No. 130638 ID: 15a025
File 156530864324.png - (5.97KB , 800x600 , 3.png )

Marsh: "Alright. Thanks for helping Roxie. Now it's time to start advertising."

Roxie: "Yeah, I'm going to go hop in the water and try to see where Candy wandered off too."

Marsh: "Suit yourself then. Cold drinks! Ice cold drink! We got it all to cool you off!"

Marsh: "Special offer! How low can you go? Grab a drink and play some limbo! Each glass has a number at the bottom to tell how low you gotta go. Prove your skill and win another drink free! How long and low can you go?"

Feel like taking a shot at limbo? roll a 2d5. The number of your first roll is how low to set your bar. A 5 gives you the highest and easiest spot, a 1 has get all the way down to the lowest spot. The second number you roll gives you an idea of if you make it through. Since everyone's characters are different heights, I'll leave the odds of success are up to you.
No. 130639 ID: 11f77a
File 156530987969.png - (462.91KB , 700x604 , kyzil_1.png )

Kyzil: Park it there, dolls.

Kyzil: This spot is perfect to watch losers lose!
No. 130640 ID: 6a2d5d
File 156531320870.png - (80.82KB , 2040x1260 , kaboom.png )

Well, best hope no one's in the water yet.

Isador doesn't seem to have any control over his newly-found electromancy powers.
No. 130642 ID: 3d1dd5
File 156534734028.png - (37.43KB , 720x1080 , volleyball_da_rules.png )

Deem: "Goooood morning, I hope everyone's enjoying the sand and showing your defiance of the Sun's searing rays."

Deem: "Stay between the flags when swimming and keep between the minimum and maximum coverage swimsuit guidelines. Remember, there may be children and kobolds present!"

Deem: "Participation in the volleyball games this year means a fun time and a free drink at the beach bar! If regular volleyball doesn't excite you enough, OPTIONAL FIELD RULES have been added for a heart pounding adventure. Try them out!"

Pick one or roll a d10 for effect:

No. 130645 ID: 968283
File 156537870366.png - (34.53KB , 1024x1024 , tsu-beach-day-fkini.png )

"Whoooo! Who wants a taste of this fish? Heheh!"

Tsunami from Nice Save. Check out all the alts here (nsfw) https://k0bold.com/nsfwart/tsu-beach-day.zip
No. 130647 ID: b5fb67
File 156537879128.png - (487.51KB , 1000x1261 , Beach Day 2019 1.png )


Sarah: "What do you think? Should we go for modifiers?"

Elena: "I don't know... what is 'more squid?'"

Sarah: "I'm sure it will be doable. We're all athletes here!"

Elena: "I'm not really an at-"

Sarah: "Don't worry about it! We'll do just fine, I can feel it! Let's so do some volleyball!"

Sarah and Elena await contenders!
No. 130648 ID: 11f77a
File 156537896771.png - (490.43KB , 800x691 , vik_1.png )

rolled 4 = 4

Victor: A game of ducking under flimsy sticks? Please...

Victor: This'll be a cinch.
No. 130649 ID: 11f77a
File 156537977190.png - (409.98KB , 800x584 , vik_2.png )

rolled 3 = 3

Victor: Crawling out from under a Chupian dogpile's easier than this...
No. 130650 ID: a451fc
File 156538520521.png - (595.27KB , 1883x1115 , Beachday2019ArrayanSprite.png )

SPRITE: I don't think this beach is fishing allowed
ARRAYAN: We'll know when someone tries to stop me. Emphasis on Tries. I'm excited to fish somewhere where the fish won't try to curse me.
SPRITE: You'll at least leave the loincloth on like I told you to right? The beach police seem serious about the whole appropriate clothing thing
ARRAYAN: Getting sprayed with cold water on a hot day seems like more incentive to not wear clothes but fine.
SPRITE: Also maybe wait until that lightning cat person is out of the water...
No. 130651 ID: 11f77a
File 156538601028.png - (498.24KB , 800x584 , vik_3.png )

Deemus: I heard dogpile!


Sashi: Can you get any lower than this, Vik?
No. 130653 ID: 3d1dd5
File 156539206862.png - (148.42KB , 1120x850 , deemgeoneers_vs_junes_FIGHT.png )

rolled 10 = 10


Hin: "I'll take you on! You in, Moriko?"

Moriko: "What does this activity involve?"

Hin: "You hit the ball over the net, get a point if it touches the ground inside the court on the opposite side, impress Deem and can't hold the ball except to serve."

Moriko: "I will participate."

Hin: "Great! OK, let's get some RULES in here."
No. 130654 ID: b5fb67
File 156541978541.png - (693.01KB , 1390x1394 , Beach Day 2019 MoreSquid.png )


Sarah: "What a strange modifier... anyways! Zero-zero! Servi- ACK!"

Sarah is immediately assailed by several squids. More squids, even. Despite this, the ball gets served and makes it over the net!
No. 130656 ID: 11f77a
File 156545332938.png - (461.66KB , 750x639 , eud_1.png )

Eudora: Alright chumps, when you're all done playing patty-cake it's time for a real match against team Punch Buggy!

Eudora: Who dares?

Eudora: Ganymede, stand in the corner and don't move.
No. 130657 ID: 8275cf
File 156546655038.png - (241.28KB , 739x684 , KoPbeach4.png )

Princess Reefa:'hello citizens of beachday 2019! I hope everyone is having a fun, safe and socially appropriate good time!

on behalf of everyone here I would like to thank the BDPD for ensuring this wonderful event stay clean and family friendly for all to enjoy!

finally an important reminder to respect everone else and the all the laws in place.
This applies to everyone regardless of caste or status. not even royalty like myself are above decency and etiquette! '

No. 130658 ID: eeb7d9

What is this? the 900's? Get those clothes off! You will suffer a heat stroke!
No. 130660 ID: b5fb67
File 156547739976.png - (274.07KB , 738x683 , Beach Day 2019 MoreSquid 2.png )


In an attempt to dislodge the More Squids, Sarah kicks off several of the cephalopods...

...which land right on Princess Reefa with a loud *splut.*
No. 130662 ID: 8d26c4
File 156549748622.jpg - (367.88KB , 640x720 , Macha1.jpg )

Lil' Macha: Cyyyybil! I wanna be a BEACH POPO like YOU!! Did Mr. Victor like the Pokémon game I gave him at Christmas? Did you like the juice Mama gave you? Do I get a gun!? Can I bite people? Cybil, did you know LOODS make BABIES? I figured out that Mama and Daddy and Mimi do too much LOODS and then gross stuff happens and I get ANOTHER sister! Did you know I have TWO sisters? I figured out the LOODS make babies. I don't want any more babies. So I figured out ... I figured... Did you know LOODS make babies and if I am Beach Popo I can stop people from making SO MANY BABIES! I'M TIRED OF BABIES! DID YOU KNOW MY MOMMA LIKES MAKING BABIES A LOT? Cybil you never made a lood right? I figured out that's why you don't have babies is because you're not LOOD like my momma and daddy and mimi are.

Macha finally stops briefly to collect her breath.

Lil' Macha: Cybil if I am a Beach Popo do I get a gun or do I bite people?
No. 130668 ID: b5fb67
File 156556682783.png - (1.06MB , 1444x1432 , Beach Day 2019 MoreSquid 3.png )

rolled 10 = 10
Sarah attempts to dig a More Squid out of her bikini bottoms while serving.

Sarah: "Zero-zero! Service!"

The ball goes over the net towards Hin.
No. 130669 ID: b5fb67


No! No more squid! We're doing 6. RANDOMISE SPORTSBALL now!
No. 130670 ID: ad51b8

the squids are invading!
No. 130672 ID: 8275cf

squid-pocalypse now!
No. 130673 ID: 58b4f3

>Sarah attempts to dig a More Squid out of her bikini bottoms while serving.
I've seen enough Japanese media to know where this is going!
No. 130677 ID: 11f77a
File 156562305445.png - (378.66KB , 800x620 , cyb_1.png )

Cybil: Slow down there, cadet! Quite a long line of… uhm, exciting questions you have! Mr. Yamelle-Dama loves your gift and likes to have lots of, er, pokermen to collect! Yes!

Cybil: So you want to be a lifeguard like me, huh? I’m flattered!
No. 130678 ID: 11f77a
File 156562309494.png - (459.28KB , 800x599 , cyb_2.png )

Cybil: Being an official Beach Police Officer takes a looot of responsibility, though.

Cybil: We don’t stop the lewds with guns or biting, but blowing a whistle and yelling at them! Repeat offenders get to take a break in the Beeeeeach Jail!

Cybil: Take this official beach visor and plastic whistle and look for any inappropriate behavior to report back. Collect enough points and you can win some beach prizes!

Cybil: I’ll even let you use the MEGAPHONE if you do a fantastic job.
No. 130679 ID: d120e3

>giving a whistle to a child
what have you done.
No. 130683 ID: 3d1dd5
File 156569917291.png - (33.91KB , 800x1000 , beach_2019_hindered.png )

rolled 6 = 6

The volleyball becomes a beach volleyball on this serve. How dastardly!

Between a ball switch and the distraction of additional squid on the court and in the audience, Hin fumbles the return.

Hin: "Ack! You can keep changing the rules? Well two can play at that game!"

Hin serves the ball.
No. 130685 ID: b5fb67
File 156575852823.png - (417.52KB , 1000x1061 , Beach Day 2019 Whoops.png )

rolled 8 = 8


Elena runs up what she thinks would be an easy block...

...but then barely dodges out of the way as the light, soft beach ball becomes a hard and deadly bowling ball.


Sarah: "This is starting to get dangerous! Also, I guess we're tied now?"

Sarah, not even attempting to serve the bowling ball, gets another volleyball and serves it.

Sarah: "One-one, service!"
No. 130686 ID: 8d26c4
File 156576625340.jpg - (465.09KB , 640x720 , WhistleblowMacha1.jpg )


No. 130687 ID: 46e450

>giving a whistle to a child
No. 130691 ID: 1f812f
File 156582604681.png - (273.05KB , 1024x768 , excessivemollusk.png )

Defiance of the dice gods and the shrill whistling and braying of a goat child has caused the emergence of a More Kraken.
No. 130693 ID: 4ce75d

It is everything I could ever have hoped for.
No. 130695 ID: 864e49


No. 130699 ID: b5fb67
File 156585512366.png - (573.28KB , 1400x831 , Beach Day 2019 4.png )


Sarah spies the kraken emerge from the surf.

Sarah: "Damn it! I didn't wait a year to have an overgrown Squidward interrupt a volleyball match. Hold on while I deal with this."

Sarah runs towards the kraken. Elena adjusts her bikini bottoms.
No. 130702 ID: 3d1dd5
File 156587992579.png - (116.96KB , 900x750 , whose_cat_is_this.png )


Deem: "No water hazards between the flags!"

Being made of clay and difficult to electrocute, Deem picks up Isador and prepares to deposit him outside the flags, next to the kraken. This will clearly neatly resolve both problems and definitely not just make one or both of them angry.

Deem: "Clear the water! Sea monster on the beach!"
No. 130703 ID: 6a2d5d
File 156590739057.png - (20.85KB , 1760x1280 , AAAA2.png )

Isador doesn't seem too fond of that idea, much less fighting a gigantic creature he's never seen before.

"Hey wAIT WHAT-"
No. 130708 ID: 8d26c4
File 156592420797.jpg - (336.50KB , 640x720 , Spike1.jpg )


No. 130709 ID: 8d26c4
File 156592513684.jpg - (210.93KB , 640x720 , wut.jpg )

Sarah: Wut.
No. 130710 ID: 8d26c4
File 156592586292.jpg - (289.12KB , 640x720 , Spike2.jpg )

Spike: THROW ME!!!
No. 130711 ID: 8d26c4
File 156592748161.jpg - (288.69KB , 640x720 , wut2.jpg )

Kitty: Just chuck the idiot at the squid, sweetie.
No. 130712 ID: 8d26c4
File 156592811609.jpg - (204.64KB , 640x720 , Spike3.jpg )

Spike: There's a squid?
No. 130713 ID: 8d26c4
File 156592813892.jpg - (260.71KB , 640x720 , wut3.jpg )

Kitty: Oh holy cow. Toss him now.
No. 130716 ID: 8275cf
File 156594371590.png - (214.33KB , 739x684 , KoPbeach5.png )

Princess Reefa: Small child and/or thin dwarf what in the world what in the world are you making such a racket about?
No. 130717 ID: 8275cf
File 156594389786.png - (345.80KB , 739x684 , KoPbeach6.png )

Princess Reefa:'is it that you smell the succulent roast flesh of these deliciously cooked sea creatures? I'm more than willing to share if so!'
No. 130721 ID: 11f77a
File 156597288296.png - (473.67KB , 800x609 , cyb_3.png )

Cybil: All parties must proceed with utmost caution! Hnngk!

Cybil: Dammit! A close call. Shin guard damage. But vitals are still in check...

Cybil: Initiating a blinding screen in response!
No. 130722 ID: 0d5cb3
File 156598006936.gif - (40.64KB , 800x600 , Beach Day 2019 - 1.gif )

Raven: "Phew! Thank you for helping me carry all these watermelons, Lucy!"

Lucy: "It's no problem!"

Raven: "Now we just have to cut em, put em in these biodegradable plates and hand em to whoever wants some!... Wait, where did I put my knife? Dang!"

Lucy: "... I didn't bring my axe. I knew I should have brought it."

Raven: "Uhh! Actually I have an idea! You can break em open with your thighs!"

Lucy: "Uhwhaaa? My what now? Are you sure people will be fine with this?"

Raven: "I can't speak for everyone, but I'm sure enough wouldn't mind...?"

Lucy: "Well... Alright. We did bring lots of em, I can break a couple open until we find something to properly cut them open..."
No. 130723 ID: 0d5cb3
File 156598007717.gif - (231.60KB , 800x600 , Beach Day 2019 - 2Anim.gif )


Raven: "Hhh-Heck Yeah!"
No. 130724 ID: 0d5cb3
File 156598008471.gif - (61.31KB , 800x1200 , Beach Day 2019 - 3.gif )

Lucy: "There! Ah, wait, Raven. Even after I pull the cracked watermelon apart with my hands, we just end up with 2 big pieces, how are we suppose to cut them into proper portions to hand out?"

Raven: "Oh don't worry, we can cut the rest with this knife!"

Lucy: "..."

Raven: "...hh hahah Don't be mad please. "

Raven: "I swear some people will like the ones you crack open!"

Lucy: "That seems unlikely, but ok."
No. 130725 ID: b5fb67
File 156598171691.png - (861.55KB , 800x1033 , Beach Day 2019 Launch Spike.png )


Sarah: "Okay, if I aim this right..."


Sarah: "Gonna need you to stop talking now."
No. 130726 ID: 8d26c4
File 156598308308.jpg - (206.00KB , 640x720 , Combat.jpg )

Sarah attacks!
No. 130727 ID: ac7374

Raven you devil! Bless you.
No. 130728 ID: 8d26c4
File 156598316497.jpg - (208.97KB , 640x720 , Combat2.jpg )

No. 130729 ID: 8d26c4
File 156598328256.jpg - (217.81KB , 640x720 , Combat3.jpg )

Kraken was hit for 213 damages!
Kraken hit with GOD DAMMIT SPIKE for 3 turns!

Yes, it's a real status ailment.
Yes it is.
No. 130730 ID: 1fd9ec

Thirsty bird.
No. 130735 ID: 3d1dd5
File 156610216220.png - (122.33KB , 900x720 , bolleyball_intermission.png )

Hin: Something more important than volleyball? Laaaame. I swear, one squid and everyone panics. It's ridiculous, isn't it Moriko?

Moriko: "..."
No. 130736 ID: b5fb67


Uh oh!
No. 130737 ID: 8d26c4
File 156610692127.jpg - (344.17KB , 640x720 , Macha3.jpg )


No. 130738 ID: 91ee5f

No, you fool! You’re going to summon another More Kraken!
No. 130740 ID: 9501a2

Just so I'm not holding anything up, not going to be in a position to do beach day stuff until the weekend. If needed, take liberties!
No. 130741 ID: 1f812f
File 156617313378.png - (306.63KB , 698x694 , Goattoss.png )

No. 130742 ID: 1f812f
File 156617315069.png - (119.70KB , 726x481 , blastingoffagain.png )

No. 130743 ID: 1f812f
File 156617322168.png - (248.22KB , 747x768 , theherowedeserve.png )

Jehral: "Did you just throw a child into the ocean?!"
Rynh: "No, Jehral. I LAUNCHED a child into the ocean and I know in my heart that it was the right thing to do."
No. 130744 ID: 2df440

Yay! Mission accomplished!
No. 130745 ID: b5fb67
File 156619838197.png - (1.11MB , 1000x1093 , Beach Day 2019 Launch BowlingBall.png )

"Bowling ball... GO!"

Sarah TK throws the bowling ball at the kraken.
No. 130747 ID: f57349

Don't worry. Macha got violently launched into the ocean and then fought a squid while being insulted by Rynh on the very first Beach Day, so if she dies from that now, while she's younger, it'll cause a time paradox.

...okay, maybe that is something to worry about.
No. 130748 ID: eebdb0

But Macha was younger when she was older, now she's older than when she was old as a child.
No. 130749 ID: eeb7d9

I understand that you had to do it, but maybe you overdid it a bit there? Someone is going to have to go pick her up, before the parents find out... especially her mom.

I want a pice, thank you!
No. 130750 ID: 8d26c4


Macha was a spirit at that point, and basically not really all that physical. Right now she's an actual 6-year old child, she can't swim well and will definitely drown (and could drown even just a short distance from shore) so I'm working on rescue and had to scrap a picture of Nem going into action to reel in her daughter in exchange for Nem launching into action to save her daughter.

>I understand that you had to do it, but maybe you overdid it a bit there? Someone is going to have to go pick her up, before the parents find out... especially her mom.

Don't worry, Rynh is too popular to die, right? She's got a quest to finish or something? Nem's not allowed to kill before the actors have finished their parts.

(Keep this passive-aggressive shit out of the thread, it isn't just a vehicle for you to tell your story uninterrupted.)
No. 130751 ID: b1b4f3

Why are you being a big drama baby about this? Just handwave it so she's within swimming distance of the beach.
No. 130752 ID: 75cede

It's absurd for you to be complaining about a character running around being a nuisance getting their comeuppance. Not to mention suddenly talking about realistic consequences for something as cartoonish as getting punted dozens of feet into the ocean.
No. 130753 ID: 567477

This day is cursed! CUUURSED!!
No. 130754 ID: 8d26c4

Just replying to someone who voiced concerns over the same thing going through my mind.
No. 130756 ID: 094f95


Beach Days are supposed to be goofy collaborative nonsense. You know, for fun.
No. 130759 ID: 8275cf
File 156627928878.png - (246.81KB , 739x684 , KoPbeach7.png )

Vivian Hearth: 'Thar she blows! push me fasted Ladis! once I harpoon this beasty the bounty will be mine!'
No. 130760 ID: f57349

Could have Macha bounce off the water like a skipping stone a few times https://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/a_zone_ch04#22 then crash into Vivian's boat. Minimal risk of drowning if there's a floatation device and semi-friendly fish-person.
No. 130761 ID: 8d26c4
File 156632397120.jpg - (73.25KB , 640x720 , ForJames.jpg )

Just for you James. Best lifeguards are mermaid lifeguards.
No. 130763 ID: 094652

Suddenly, space sharks. From space. Literally.

... Wait, they don't have spacesuits.
I think they're dead.
No. 130766 ID: b5fb67
File 156636568598.png - (457.51KB , 1000x1035 , Beach Day 2019 AngryKraken.png )

The kraken, now with a bowling ball and a Spike embedded in its body, becomes enraged.
No. 130770 ID: 11f77a
File 156641480501.png - (655.34KB , 1046x796 , cyb_4.png )

The enraged Kraken continues to toss Cybil around.

Cybil: H-hey! Tail pulling is off limits!

Cybil: Come on, gimmie a break here!
No. 130772 ID: 8275cf
File 156643022644.png - (314.51KB , 739x684 , KoPbeach8.png )

Vivian's harpoon hit's it's mark!
Vivian Hearth: "I strike at thee!"
No. 130773 ID: 8275cf
File 156643037672.png - (255.67KB , 739x684 , KoPbeach9.png )

but the cable wraps around her boot yanking it off has the tentacle flails
No. 130785 ID: b5fb67
File 156654553255.png - (1.23MB , 1000x1146 , Beach Day 2019 Tidal Wave Attack.png )

The kraken launches a rather large pressurized column of water, nailing Sarah.
No. 130786 ID: b5fb67
File 156654554421.png - (0.97MB , 1000x1035 , Beach Day 2019 Tidal Wave Attack 2.png )

Sarah: "This means WAR, KRAKEN!"

Sarah is, unfortunately, unawares of the condition of her attire.
No. 130789 ID: 8275cf
File 156661882655.png - (367.11KB , 739x684 , KoPbeach10.png )

Reefa: 'No get back you brutish monster! I've done nothing to you or your kind!'

The Kraken attacks Princess Reefa for no apparant reason!
No. 130790 ID: 2df440

Reefa, what about this?
No. 130792 ID: 5a5548
File 156664263290.png - (765.67KB , 1500x1229 , beach1.png )

the two Daemons under command of their Warlock master are told to relax and enjoy themselves on the beach. obviously, to a Daemon, relaxing has different meaning than it does to most people.

"hey! wow! woah you're cute!" Skaadi says as she hops on top of the counter like a savage.

Marsh clears her throat before going into her rehearsed greeting, "welcome to the Beach Bar! we serve any drink you need. ask me about the lim-"

"are you on the menu?" Skaadi jeers, "I wouldn't mind getting a mouthful of you!"

"...we serve beverages here ma'am."

"have you ever gotten tied up by a Daemon before?"

"Idunno. have you ever gotten the shit kicked out of you by a dog before?"

"uhm, I beg your pardon, madam." Skedif, the First Stag, the Great Moaning Shadow in the Woods, the Howling God that Lurks in the Forest, interrupts, "I would actually like to order a glass of orange juice, please. alcohol gives me a stomach ache, I'm afraid."
No. 130793 ID: 1f812f
File 156667579632.png - (343.93KB , 973x901 , Lizzybazooka.png )

Lizzy: "Giant sea monster? Good thing I brought my giant sea monster repellent!"
No. 130794 ID: 1f812f
File 156667584638.png - (247.19KB , 907x768 , Krakaboom.png )

Fwooooosh KABLAM!
No. 130795 ID: 094652

And there was someone inside the Kraken! Is that a mind con-

No. 130796 ID: b5fb67
File 156672028776.png - (547.33KB , 1477x1038 , Beach Day 2019 Squid Removal.png )


Elena: "Hang on, I can get that squid out!"

Moriko: "It's starting to get under my suit!"

Elena: "One sec, I'll pull it off..."

Elena digs a little bit to free Morkio's chest from the suction cups of the squid.

Moriko: "Ah..."

Elena: "Okay! Now I can just yank-"

As Elena pulls the squid free from Moriko, the stubborn squid takes a lot of her bikini top with it. Moriko quickly covers her naughty bits.

Moriko: "Eep!"

Elena: "Whoops."
No. 130798 ID: 8275cf
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The kobold Bowin attemps to sooth the injured beast with a nice tune
No. 130799 ID: 11f77a
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The Kraken, angered by the explosive attack, throws one of its hostages in fury.
No. 130803 ID: 11f77a
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Cybil: Crap!

Cybil: Double crap! Preparing emergency landing!

Cybil: Initiate back up containment fie—
No. 130804 ID: 11f77a
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No. 130805 ID: 11f77a
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No. 130806 ID: 11f77a
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Cybil: Oh... oh God.

Cybil: Vitals s-seem normal.

Cybil: I thought I'd never have to use this bubble... I swore I'd never go back to this.

Cybil: This is so humiliating...
No. 130807 ID: 1f812f
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Lizzy: "Whoo, boy. That has some kick. Did I get it?"
No. 130809 ID: 5a5548
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"you keep looking all around, lil' bit." Anna says, "you should just lay back and relax and enjoy this uhh... what's it called?"

"that's the sun." Mal replies, "and I'm sure someone's watching us... you think this swimsuit is too small?"

"uh... I'll be honest, I don't think people are staring at your swimsuit."
No. 130811 ID: 5a5548
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"Skaadi. you're having a bad idea. I can tell." Skedif says as he finished sipping his orange juice, "any time you get that look it means you're about to do something stupid."

"I'm gonna do some mischief."

"please don't." Skedif replies, "need we Daemons create trouble everywhere we go?"

"the Warlock said we need to relax. causing trouble is how I relax!"

Skedif sighs, "I'll be back at the bar. come get me when you enrage the local law enforcement enough for us to pack up and go home."
No. 130812 ID: 58c631
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No. 130813 ID: ad51b8

this isn't even my final form!
No. 130815 ID: b5fb67


Life can be full of little disappointments.
No. 130817 ID: 8275cf
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Herocea:"your beach police have failed you, none can resist the power of the titans,"

Sarah is scooped up

Herocea:"those who try will be sent to the squid bucket"
No. 130820 ID: 556517

Give her to the bucket. The squid require a snackrifice
No. 130831 ID: eeb7d9

Now is almost as if they WANTED us to make that one reference.
No. 130835 ID: 891b91
File 156707091272.png - (415.74KB , 800x800 , beachday_2019_1.png )

Suddenly, a black SUV careens onto the beach, with lights and sirens blaring!
No. 130836 ID: 891b91
File 156707092607.png - (177.74KB , 800x800 , beachday_2019_2.png )

Thanks to an improbably-placed beach ramp, the SUV launches into the air, headed for the ocean!

"Ready, Agent P?"

"Ready, Agent R!"

No. 130837 ID: 891b91
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The occupants of the SUV land stylishly on the beach as the vehicle maintains an airborne collision course with the kraken!

AGENT P: We heard the Beach Police need help apprehending that kraken!

AGENT R: So we're takin' over! This beach is under federal jurisdiction now!

GENERIC BYSTANDER: Who the hell are you guys?!

AGENTS P & R: We're the FBI...
No. 130838 ID: 891b91
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AGENTS P & R: ... The Federal Beach Investigators!


AGENT P: A direct hit! Nice driving, Agent R!

AGENT R: Fried calimari, anyone?

AGENT P: Agent R, did you really have to shave off all your wool?

AGENT R: Hell yeah I did! It makes me more aquadynamic! And quicker to draw!

No. 130839 ID: 18f1c5

Hollywood just called. They said they want their car back.
No. 130842 ID: 214cda

No. 130844 ID: 8275cf
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Princess Reefa: "that was the absolute worst rescue I've ever recieved, you nearly blew me to smithereens! My father will have your badges when he hears about this!"
No. 130845 ID: dc503d

i really don't think that was a rescue operation
No. 130858 ID: 1f812f
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Leimahtaa takes notice of Reefa.

Leimahtaa: "Usurper! I will not let you leave this place alive!

The sea begins to boil.
No. 130860 ID: b5fb67
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"No WAY am I going in that damn bucket! Now let me GO!"

Sarah uses her TK abilities...
No. 130861 ID: b5fb67
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...to shred Herocea's bikini bottoms.
No. 130862 ID: 9c4f92
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This was supposed to be a relaxing day at the beach. Why does Alice keep coming to these things???
No. 130863 ID: 802ece

dude, just eat it. free meat!
No. 130864 ID: ad51b8

Hey look at it this way, at least the fire isn't pointed at you for once and you're surrounded by nice, non-flammable water to hide in if needed.
No. 130873 ID: 9876c4

Nonflammable boiling water, even!
No. 130877 ID: 8275cf
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Princess Reefa: "by the gods! a fire demon!"

The princess produces a holy symbol

"by the will of Palitum I do not fear you! your ilk have no power beyond that which mortal hearts give them, and I will give you nothing! begone from this holy place!"
No. 130881 ID: 0ad690

I'm pretty sure that's not a demon, reefa...
No. 130882 ID: 91ee5f

That’s a fire dragon. Holy symbols and prayers won’t have any effect on it!
No. 130883 ID: 171ffc

What if the dragon's religious?
No. 130885 ID: b3c4cf

More like, since the previous Beach Day. She just really want to get her hands on some seafood, doesn't she?
No. 130886 ID: 8275cf
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Herocea: "How?!"

Herocea drops both Sarah and a pile of squid
No. 130887 ID: 9c4f92
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Moriko: "Fine, you can have it!"

Moriko rids herself of both bikini top and squid.

Elena: "Give me a second, off you get you little-"

Something heavy thumps to the ground behind Moriko.
No. 130888 ID: 9c4f92
File 156777021701.png - (122.12KB , 800x1000 , succumb_to_unfathomable_bloodlust.png )

It's free meat, it's self defence, Alice has to. One bite can't hurt!
No. 130889 ID: bf2179

yep, go wild.
No. 130890 ID: 11f77a
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Victor: G-get... off me... Sashi!

Victor: Getting... sunburn! Giant... squid!

Victor: Cybil neeeeeds my help!

Sashi: Only if you promise to give me your allowance!

Victor: Fiiiine! Just--ow! Let me free!

Sashi: Aaaand scrub the saunas for the next month!

Victor: Yes! Yes! Git off!
No. 130891 ID: 11f77a
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Victor: Haha! Yes! Get ready to eat nitro, Ackbar!
No. 130892 ID: 11f77a
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No. 130893 ID: 11f77a
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Victor: Huuuuh...

Victor: This t-shirt cannon requires a specific type of ammunition.

Victor: It's breezy of a sudden...
No. 130899 ID: bef60d

Welp, better call in Eudora.
No. 130900 ID: 15a025
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Marsh: "Never thought I'd say I miss the cold weather back-."

Skedif: "Pardon again ma'am. Could I bother you for another orange juice?"

Marsh: "Sure. I think I might have to pour something for myself here too. I'm not used to this hot weather."
No. 130901 ID: 15a025
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Marsh: "Huh, that's strange? Who put all these chains and locks on my cooler?"
No. 130902 ID: 15a025
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Roxie: "Oh, there you are. Where'd you get the watermelon Candy?"

Raven: "Over here! Would you like a piece?"

Roxie: "I'm not sure..."

Candy: "What? Don't tell me you'd turn down some free fruit? Come on, it's pretty good."

Roxie: "Alright, sure. Cut me a slice too, please."

Raven: "Huh? That's strange. Lucy did you see where the knife went?"

Lucy: "Don't worry, it's right over here."
No. 130909 ID: 1f812f
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Lizzy:"Hey, how does that thing operate? Is it purely mechanical? It's not magic is it? What's the power supply? How do you get such a complex effect from such a compact design? Can I take it apart to see how it works?"
No. 130918 ID: 8275cf
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Vivian continues her battle against the Kraken

she's a little worse for wear from all the explosions but her enthusiasm and enthusiasm haven't dulled in the slightest
No. 130920 ID: 891b91
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AGENT P: What's that? I sense... nudity!

AGENT R: Oh boy! My favorite state of undress!

AGENT P: This isn't a nude beach, Agent R! Hurry, we have to put a stop to it immediately!

AGENT R: This will surely be the most difficult challenge I have ever faced in my thirty-minute career as a Federal Beach Inspector!
No. 130921 ID: 891b91
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AGENT P: That is inappropriate beach attire, citizen! Use this conspicuous black retangle to cover yourself!

AGENT R: Huh, these things are kinda neat...
No. 130922 ID: 891b91
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AGENT R: This goes against everything I stand for, but rules 're rules! Nice dick by the way.

AGENT P: Agent R, where did your uniform go?!

AGENT R: What, that old thing? Ditched it. These conspicuous black rectangles are a helluva lot less restrictive!

translucent censor bars: https://imgur.com/a/OaKdNLN
No. 130936 ID: 1f812f
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Reefa: "Wilt in the glory of the sun, for you are nothing but a shadow of evil. Know that your stench cannot stain the purity of our heart and wilt before our courage. Your hellfire burns only with the heat of sin, the true believers give you no fuel. Our faith is our shield, fear your only weapon. Begone, unclean one. Be cast back into perdition and trouble the righteous no more. Return to the depths of the hateful pit that spawned you!"
No. 130937 ID: 1f812f
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Leimahtaa snorts.
No. 130956 ID: b5fb67
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Sarah falls and conveniently grazes a nearby bush. She hits the sand with a THUD.
No. 130957 ID: b5fb67
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Elena: "Hang on, Sarah! I have a towel for you!"

Sarah: *embarrassed whimper*
No. 130958 ID: 8275cf
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Oken: "Hey the BDPD doesn't need you perverted FBI pencil pushers around streaking and making a mess of our operation.
we're far better equipped to get this nudity problem locked down."
No. 130960 ID: 1f812f
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Oken: "I will not stand for this! I won't let amoral degenerates like you prevent me from bringing order and decency to these proceedings!"

While Oken is ranting, Lizzy steals borrows Victor's t-shirt cannon.

Lizzy: "So you just push this button here?"

Victor: "No! Do not shoot it!"

Lizzy: "Fool, bunny does as she pleases."
No. 130961 ID: 1f812f
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No. 130962 ID: b3c4cf

Oh deer. Well, at least Oken's badge was spared.

I wonder what the Kraken thinks of these subjugation attempts.
No. 130964 ID: 11f77a
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Cybil: FBI? FBI?! Listen here, land-shark. The BDPD has, uh, everything under control and we don't need your faces stickin' in our business!

Cybil: I'll have you know that the More Kraken, discovered by oceanographer Deln Jebediah More the Third, is listed as an endangered species and you shouldn't resort to such reckless violence you brought upon it.

Cybil: Not only that, but you've polluted its natural habitat with your vehicle, and you'll be penalized accordingly!
No. 130965 ID: bef60d

Maybe firing cybil’s bubble at the squid will defeat it?
No. 130976 ID: 8275cf
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The bucket squids freed from their red prison go on a rampage!

Rynh: "Hey! What the hell!? Get this thing offa me!"

Jehral: "The officers were saying not to mess with the squids. It's probably better to let nature take its course."
No. 130978 ID: 91ee5f

No, the officers were saying not to mess with the giant squid. These normal sized squids are fair game.
No. 131016 ID: 6f7a5a
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It turns out the More Kraken was not evil!
the poor beast merely wished to give hugs and snuggles to the beach goers.
in turn it has received repeated abuse
No. 131017 ID: 6f7a5a
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Vivian Hearth for her part sees only a monster to be slain . . .
No. 131018 ID: 6f7a5a
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. . . that is until she hears how rare and valuable it is!
No. 131019 ID: 6f7a5a
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Vivian exclaims this kind of rare beasty must go into my collection! bounty be damned"

she pulls out and enchanted "capture orb". . .
No. 131020 ID: 6f7a5a
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Vivian throws the capture orb!
No. 131021 ID: 6f7a5a
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The Legendary More Kraken was caught!
No. 131022 ID: 2df440

*insert royalty-free, totally-not-pokemon music*
No. 131023 ID: 91ee5f

Poaching an endangered species? Someone arrest her!
No. 131025 ID: a13082

How do we know the Kraken was caught? I didn't see any capture animation.
No. 131027 ID: 891b91
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LIZZY: Hot damn this thing packs a punch!

AGENT P: Hey! Bunny bitch! What's the big idea?!
No. 131028 ID: 891b91
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AGENT P: Give me that!

LIZZY: H-hey!
No. 131029 ID: 891b91
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Agent P runs away and dives out of sight behind a sand dune!
No. 131030 ID: ad51b8

watch out for squids
No. 131031 ID: a13082

Oh noes, has Agent P's identity been revealed?
No. 131038 ID: 891b91
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AGENT R: Pfft, under control? Leave it to us higher-ups, Beachball. You just keep rollin' along, 'kay?

CYBIL: --Oh, oh how original! I haven't heard that insult before!

AGENT R: Too bad you don't know shit about environmental regulations! Funny how you're accusin' us of polluting when you're the one spreadin' plastic all over the place! Gonna have to give you a hefty fine for that one.

CYBIL: This is my containment bubble! I have to take it with me or I'll die!

AGENT R: Oh yeah? Well we're busy here doin' your job for you, so why don't you...
No. 131039 ID: 891b91
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AGENT R: ...Take it to the recycling bin!

No. 131040 ID: ca2950
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Princess Reefa lands on the beach, completely unscathed by the flames.

Reefa: "Wuh... What happened?"
No. 131041 ID: eeb7d9

Nice afro you got there!
No. 131042 ID: f7ff14

Let's be honest it was only a matter of time until you became naked, welcome to the nudist beach!
No. 131043 ID: dd2711

You were blown away and landed on a nearby nude beach. Thankfully you're appropriately dressed.
No. 131050 ID: ca2950
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Jehral: "Hey! Don't drag me into this!"

Rynh: "You can't run! We're in this together!"

Jehral: "Why can't you handle this on your own? Are you using this as an excuse to get me naked?

Rynh: "Yeah, maybe. So what?"
No. 131061 ID: 107f3e

You know what i would like to see? A group photo of everyone involved in this beach party... all naked of course.
No. 131062 ID: be97b8

No. 131063 ID: ca2950
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A beach blanket flops over Lizzy's head.

Annushka: "You run off ahead for few minutes and all this happens? Little rabbit makes big problems and is also very naked. Try to leave boys something to imagination, maybe?"

Lizzy: "Uh, yeah... I just got... a little... distracted."

The sound of wet squirming continues in the background.
No. 131064 ID: 11f77a
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Nummax: Hey, it’s quiet on the beach all of a sudden. Do you think it’s safe to go back?

Deemus: Maybe. But I think we ought to get some protection in case more Kraken appear. Hnnk!

Deemus: Pa would be more pissed if we were late returning to Alp Daga than ground into squid chow.

Deemus: Vikta ought to have something of use here… Help me with this.
No. 131065 ID: 11f77a
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Nummax: Do you think there’s a can of squid repellent?

Deemus: Do you think they’re related to the Gullusks in Port Echo? One of these ought to do the trick.
No. 131066 ID: a327bc


One of them?

Why not all of them?
No. 131068 ID: 7ebbf9

Try the top one, 617 sounds like a lot of squid repellent.
No. 131071 ID: fb864f

Fire all of them at random to see what they do.
No. 131093 ID: 6f7a5a
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Vriolo: 'your crimson eyes have drawn me in as a cold traveler to a warm hearth, might I share your company and take in your soothing glow?'

Sashi:'Oh my! what a gentleman~'
No. 131094 ID: ad51b8

little do you know the squid is the one actually giving him his lines and is there to support his pal and so he doesn't lose his nerve and blow it.
No. 131095 ID: 7ebbf9
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Deem: "Well you led us on quite an electrifying chase, Mr Cat, but Beach Justice doesn't sleep and rarely takes breaks."

Deem: "You're spending the next ten minutes in Beach Jail! Or until your owner comes by to pick you up."

Deem: "You have the right to remain hydrated."
No. 131097 ID: 11f77a
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The maiden wasn’t the only beach-goer blossoming. She basks in the raw magnificence of the gentleman beneath the vibrating sun. The wind croons and his feathers dance to its salty waft as he mirrors her charming smile.

“I’m Sashi~ it’s nice to meet you.” she adds, too quickly in revealing her name. ”W-why I’d be glad for you to join me~”

”The pleasure’s all mine, Miss Sashi—“ says the avian before a momentary intervention from an outlier.
No. 131098 ID: 11f77a
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Sashi: O-oh wait! Don’t go! I didn’t even get your name! Oh, do remember to call me, my precious songbird! My swanning Scaramouche~♥!

Vriolo: Uh, M-mam! I seem to be in need of assistance here!

Sashi: Right! My planet coordinates are 224—

Sashi: Do you need some paper to write this down?
No. 131099 ID: 2df440

oh gosh, someone help the poor man!

get him some paper, quick!
No. 131106 ID: 7ebbf9
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Now the red haze has lifted, Alice finds herself confronted with additional biomass and dangerously overstressed beachwear. Maybe there is such a thing as too much squid.
No. 131111 ID: a5e0db

Nah, there isn't such a thing as too much squid. At least, for you there isn't. Speaking of, there's more squid loose on the beach causing trouble that need disposing of.

And don't worry about your beachwear breaking. With how many folk here that have lost or removed their clothes, another naked person would not be a big deal.
No. 131135 ID: 6373f8

just do the chest-open thing, that'll either hide your breasts or make sure nobody wants to look at them which is close enough probably.
No. 131151 ID: f57349

Have you still got Clever Hands installed? Adjust and repair those overstretched straps before your bikini suffers complete structural failure.
No. 131158 ID: e6f10c

Would it be possible to just hold the bikini cloth in place with Clever Hands to cover things up instead? Sorta like if her skin and the fabric were velcro.
No. 131160 ID: 6f7a5a
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Reefa:"Aaah! my outfit!
eeeeeeeerrgh need to stay calm!
can't attract attention
a d-diplomate cannot be seen like this!"

Reefa tries to steady her breathing

Reefa:"soo cold! If I don't die of a heart attack I'll die of frost for sure.
a thousand curses on that demon's trickory!"

Princess Reefa staggers across the cold beach
No. 131162 ID: 6f7a5a
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She stumbles across an abandoned cargo container left on the beach

Reefa:"Ah! surely there must be something to cover myself with inside . . ."

Beach day will continue in the 2019 Halloween thread!
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