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130632 No. 130632 ID: 11f77a

It's the sandiest day ever where quest characters can hang together at the beach! Bask in the aura of ultraviolet rays and salty air.

You best behave lest the beach police catches you—for they'll be doubling down on their lewdness protocols. We're also hiring.

Previous Beach Days:
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No. 130807 ID: 1f812f
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Lizzy: "Whoo, boy. That has some kick. Did I get it?"
No. 130809 ID: 5a5548
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"you keep looking all around, lil' bit." Anna says, "you should just lay back and relax and enjoy this uhh... what's it called?"

"that's the sun." Mal replies, "and I'm sure someone's watching us... you think this swimsuit is too small?"

"uh... I'll be honest, I don't think people are staring at your swimsuit."
No. 130811 ID: 5a5548
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"Skaadi. you're having a bad idea. I can tell." Skedif says as he finished sipping his orange juice, "any time you get that look it means you're about to do something stupid."

"I'm gonna do some mischief."

"please don't." Skedif replies, "need we Daemons create trouble everywhere we go?"

"the Warlock said we need to relax. causing trouble is how I relax!"

Skedif sighs, "I'll be back at the bar. come get me when you enrage the local law enforcement enough for us to pack up and go home."
No. 130812 ID: 58c631
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No. 130813 ID: ad51b8

this isn't even my final form!
No. 130815 ID: b5fb67


Life can be full of little disappointments.
No. 130817 ID: 8275cf
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Herocea:"your beach police have failed you, none can resist the power of the titans,"

Sarah is scooped up

Herocea:"those who try will be sent to the squid bucket"
No. 130820 ID: 556517

Give her to the bucket. The squid require a snackrifice
No. 130831 ID: eeb7d9

Now is almost as if they WANTED us to make that one reference.
No. 130835 ID: 891b91
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Suddenly, a black SUV careens onto the beach, with lights and sirens blaring!
No. 130836 ID: 891b91
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Thanks to an improbably-placed beach ramp, the SUV launches into the air, headed for the ocean!

"Ready, Agent P?"

"Ready, Agent R!"

No. 130837 ID: 891b91
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The occupants of the SUV land stylishly on the beach as the vehicle maintains an airborne collision course with the kraken!

AGENT P: We heard the Beach Police need help apprehending that kraken!

AGENT R: So we're takin' over! This beach is under federal jurisdiction now!

GENERIC BYSTANDER: Who the hell are you guys?!

AGENTS P & R: We're the FBI...
No. 130838 ID: 891b91
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AGENTS P & R: ... The Federal Beach Investigators!


AGENT P: A direct hit! Nice driving, Agent R!

AGENT R: Fried calimari, anyone?

AGENT P: Agent R, did you really have to shave off all your wool?

AGENT R: Hell yeah I did! It makes me more aquadynamic! And quicker to draw!

No. 130839 ID: 18f1c5

Hollywood just called. They said they want their car back.
No. 130842 ID: 214cda

No. 130844 ID: 8275cf
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Princess Reefa: "that was the absolute worst rescue I've ever recieved, you nearly blew me to smithereens! My father will have your badges when he hears about this!"
No. 130845 ID: dc503d

i really don't think that was a rescue operation
No. 130858 ID: 1f812f
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Leimahtaa takes notice of Reefa.

Leimahtaa: "Usurper! I will not let you leave this place alive!

The sea begins to boil.
No. 130860 ID: b5fb67
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"No WAY am I going in that damn bucket! Now let me GO!"

Sarah uses her TK abilities...
No. 130861 ID: b5fb67
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...to shred Herocea's bikini bottoms.
No. 130862 ID: 9c4f92
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This was supposed to be a relaxing day at the beach. Why does Alice keep coming to these things???
No. 130863 ID: 802ece

dude, just eat it. free meat!
No. 130864 ID: ad51b8

Hey look at it this way, at least the fire isn't pointed at you for once and you're surrounded by nice, non-flammable water to hide in if needed.
No. 130873 ID: 9876c4

Nonflammable boiling water, even!
No. 130877 ID: 8275cf
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Princess Reefa: "by the gods! a fire demon!"

The princess produces a holy symbol

"by the will of Palitum I do not fear you! your ilk have no power beyond that which mortal hearts give them, and I will give you nothing! begone from this holy place!"
No. 130881 ID: 0ad690

I'm pretty sure that's not a demon, reefa...
No. 130882 ID: 91ee5f

That’s a fire dragon. Holy symbols and prayers won’t have any effect on it!
No. 130883 ID: 171ffc

What if the dragon's religious?
No. 130885 ID: b3c4cf

More like, since the previous Beach Day. She just really want to get her hands on some seafood, doesn't she?
No. 130886 ID: 8275cf
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Herocea: "How?!"

Herocea drops both Sarah and a pile of squid
No. 130887 ID: 9c4f92
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Moriko: "Fine, you can have it!"

Moriko rids herself of both bikini top and squid.

Elena: "Give me a second, off you get you little-"

Something heavy thumps to the ground behind Moriko.
No. 130888 ID: 9c4f92
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It's free meat, it's self defence, Alice has to. One bite can't hurt!
No. 130889 ID: bf2179

yep, go wild.
No. 130890 ID: 11f77a
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Victor: G-get... off me... Sashi!

Victor: Getting... sunburn! Giant... squid!

Victor: Cybil neeeeeds my help!

Sashi: Only if you promise to give me your allowance!

Victor: Fiiiine! Just--ow! Let me free!

Sashi: Aaaand scrub the saunas for the next month!

Victor: Yes! Yes! Git off!
No. 130891 ID: 11f77a
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Victor: Haha! Yes! Get ready to eat nitro, Ackbar!
No. 130892 ID: 11f77a
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No. 130893 ID: 11f77a
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Victor: Huuuuh...

Victor: This t-shirt cannon requires a specific type of ammunition.

Victor: It's breezy of a sudden...
No. 130899 ID: bef60d

Welp, better call in Eudora.
No. 130900 ID: 15a025
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Marsh: "Never thought I'd say I miss the cold weather back-."

Skedif: "Pardon again ma'am. Could I bother you for another orange juice?"

Marsh: "Sure. I think I might have to pour something for myself here too. I'm not used to this hot weather."
No. 130901 ID: 15a025
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Marsh: "Huh, that's strange? Who put all these chains and locks on my cooler?"
No. 130902 ID: 15a025
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Roxie: "Oh, there you are. Where'd you get the watermelon Candy?"

Raven: "Over here! Would you like a piece?"

Roxie: "I'm not sure..."

Candy: "What? Don't tell me you'd turn down some free fruit? Come on, it's pretty good."

Roxie: "Alright, sure. Cut me a slice too, please."

Raven: "Huh? That's strange. Lucy did you see where the knife went?"

Lucy: "Don't worry, it's right over here."
No. 130909 ID: 1f812f
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Lizzy:"Hey, how does that thing operate? Is it purely mechanical? It's not magic is it? What's the power supply? How do you get such a complex effect from such a compact design? Can I take it apart to see how it works?"
No. 130918 ID: 8275cf
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Vivian continues her battle against the Kraken

she's a little worse for wear from all the explosions but her enthusiasm and enthusiasm haven't dulled in the slightest
No. 130920 ID: 891b91
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AGENT P: What's that? I sense... nudity!

AGENT R: Oh boy! My favorite state of undress!

AGENT P: This isn't a nude beach, Agent R! Hurry, we have to put a stop to it immediately!

AGENT R: This will surely be the most difficult challenge I have ever faced in my thirty-minute career as a Federal Beach Inspector!
No. 130921 ID: 891b91
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AGENT P: That is inappropriate beach attire, citizen! Use this conspicuous black retangle to cover yourself!

AGENT R: Huh, these things are kinda neat...
No. 130922 ID: 891b91
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AGENT R: This goes against everything I stand for, but rules 're rules! Nice dick by the way.

AGENT P: Agent R, where did your uniform go?!

AGENT R: What, that old thing? Ditched it. These conspicuous black rectangles are a helluva lot less restrictive!

translucent censor bars: https://imgur.com/a/OaKdNLN
No. 130936 ID: 1f812f
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Reefa: "Wilt in the glory of the sun, for you are nothing but a shadow of evil. Know that your stench cannot stain the purity of our heart and wilt before our courage. Your hellfire burns only with the heat of sin, the true believers give you no fuel. Our faith is our shield, fear your only weapon. Begone, unclean one. Be cast back into perdition and trouble the righteous no more. Return to the depths of the hateful pit that spawned you!"
No. 130937 ID: 1f812f
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Leimahtaa snorts.
No. 130956 ID: b5fb67
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Sarah falls and conveniently grazes a nearby bush. She hits the sand with a THUD.
No. 130957 ID: b5fb67
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Elena: "Hang on, Sarah! I have a towel for you!"

Sarah: *embarrassed whimper*
No. 130958 ID: 8275cf
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Oken: "Hey the BDPD doesn't need you perverted FBI pencil pushers around streaking and making a mess of our operation.
we're far better equipped to get this nudity problem locked down."
No. 130960 ID: 1f812f
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Oken: "I will not stand for this! I won't let amoral degenerates like you prevent me from bringing order and decency to these proceedings!"

While Oken is ranting, Lizzy steals borrows Victor's t-shirt cannon.

Lizzy: "So you just push this button here?"

Victor: "No! Do not shoot it!"

Lizzy: "Fool, bunny does as she pleases."
No. 130961 ID: 1f812f
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No. 130962 ID: b3c4cf

Oh deer. Well, at least Oken's badge was spared.

I wonder what the Kraken thinks of these subjugation attempts.
No. 130964 ID: 11f77a
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Cybil: FBI? FBI?! Listen here, land-shark. The BDPD has, uh, everything under control and we don't need your faces stickin' in our business!

Cybil: I'll have you know that the More Kraken, discovered by oceanographer Deln Jebediah More the Third, is listed as an endangered species and you shouldn't resort to such reckless violence you brought upon it.

Cybil: Not only that, but you've polluted its natural habitat with your vehicle, and you'll be penalized accordingly!
No. 130965 ID: bef60d

Maybe firing cybil’s bubble at the squid will defeat it?
No. 130976 ID: 8275cf
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The bucket squids freed from their red prison go on a rampage!

Rynh: "Hey! What the hell!? Get this thing offa me!"

Jehral: "The officers were saying not to mess with the squids. It's probably better to let nature take its course."
No. 130978 ID: 91ee5f

No, the officers were saying not to mess with the giant squid. These normal sized squids are fair game.
No. 131016 ID: 6f7a5a
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It turns out the More Kraken was not evil!
the poor beast merely wished to give hugs and snuggles to the beach goers.
in turn it has received repeated abuse
No. 131017 ID: 6f7a5a
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Vivian Hearth for her part sees only a monster to be slain . . .
No. 131018 ID: 6f7a5a
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. . . that is until she hears how rare and valuable it is!
No. 131019 ID: 6f7a5a
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Vivian exclaims this kind of rare beasty must go into my collection! bounty be damned"

she pulls out and enchanted "capture orb". . .
No. 131020 ID: 6f7a5a
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Vivian throws the capture orb!
No. 131021 ID: 6f7a5a
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The Legendary More Kraken was caught!
No. 131022 ID: 2df440

*insert royalty-free, totally-not-pokemon music*
No. 131023 ID: 91ee5f

Poaching an endangered species? Someone arrest her!
No. 131025 ID: a13082

How do we know the Kraken was caught? I didn't see any capture animation.
No. 131027 ID: 891b91
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LIZZY: Hot damn this thing packs a punch!

AGENT P: Hey! Bunny bitch! What's the big idea?!
No. 131028 ID: 891b91
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AGENT P: Give me that!

LIZZY: H-hey!
No. 131029 ID: 891b91
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Agent P runs away and dives out of sight behind a sand dune!
No. 131030 ID: ad51b8

watch out for squids
No. 131031 ID: a13082

Oh noes, has Agent P's identity been revealed?
No. 131038 ID: 891b91
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AGENT R: Pfft, under control? Leave it to us higher-ups, Beachball. You just keep rollin' along, 'kay?

CYBIL: --Oh, oh how original! I haven't heard that insult before!

AGENT R: Too bad you don't know shit about environmental regulations! Funny how you're accusin' us of polluting when you're the one spreadin' plastic all over the place! Gonna have to give you a hefty fine for that one.

CYBIL: This is my containment bubble! I have to take it with me or I'll die!

AGENT R: Oh yeah? Well we're busy here doin' your job for you, so why don't you...
No. 131039 ID: 891b91
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AGENT R: ...Take it to the recycling bin!

No. 131040 ID: ca2950
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Princess Reefa lands on the beach, completely unscathed by the flames.

Reefa: "Wuh... What happened?"
No. 131041 ID: eeb7d9

Nice afro you got there!
No. 131042 ID: f7ff14

Let's be honest it was only a matter of time until you became naked, welcome to the nudist beach!
No. 131043 ID: dd2711

You were blown away and landed on a nearby nude beach. Thankfully you're appropriately dressed.
No. 131050 ID: ca2950
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Jehral: "Hey! Don't drag me into this!"

Rynh: "You can't run! We're in this together!"

Jehral: "Why can't you handle this on your own? Are you using this as an excuse to get me naked?

Rynh: "Yeah, maybe. So what?"
No. 131061 ID: 107f3e

You know what i would like to see? A group photo of everyone involved in this beach party... all naked of course.
No. 131062 ID: be97b8

No. 131063 ID: ca2950
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A beach blanket flops over Lizzy's head.

Annushka: "You run off ahead for few minutes and all this happens? Little rabbit makes big problems and is also very naked. Try to leave boys something to imagination, maybe?"

Lizzy: "Uh, yeah... I just got... a little... distracted."

The sound of wet squirming continues in the background.
No. 131064 ID: 11f77a
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Nummax: Hey, it’s quiet on the beach all of a sudden. Do you think it’s safe to go back?

Deemus: Maybe. But I think we ought to get some protection in case more Kraken appear. Hnnk!

Deemus: Pa would be more pissed if we were late returning to Alp Daga than ground into squid chow.

Deemus: Vikta ought to have something of use here… Help me with this.
No. 131065 ID: 11f77a
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Nummax: Do you think there’s a can of squid repellent?

Deemus: Do you think they’re related to the Gullusks in Port Echo? One of these ought to do the trick.
No. 131066 ID: a327bc


One of them?

Why not all of them?
No. 131068 ID: 7ebbf9

Try the top one, 617 sounds like a lot of squid repellent.
No. 131071 ID: fb864f

Fire all of them at random to see what they do.
No. 131093 ID: 6f7a5a
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Vriolo: 'your crimson eyes have drawn me in as a cold traveler to a warm hearth, might I share your company and take in your soothing glow?'

Sashi:'Oh my! what a gentleman~'
No. 131094 ID: ad51b8

little do you know the squid is the one actually giving him his lines and is there to support his pal and so he doesn't lose his nerve and blow it.
No. 131095 ID: 7ebbf9
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Deem: "Well you led us on quite an electrifying chase, Mr Cat, but Beach Justice doesn't sleep and rarely takes breaks."

Deem: "You're spending the next ten minutes in Beach Jail! Or until your owner comes by to pick you up."

Deem: "You have the right to remain hydrated."
No. 131097 ID: 11f77a
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The maiden wasn’t the only beach-goer blossoming. She basks in the raw magnificence of the gentleman beneath the vibrating sun. The wind croons and his feathers dance to its salty waft as he mirrors her charming smile.

“I’m Sashi~ it’s nice to meet you.” she adds, too quickly in revealing her name. ”W-why I’d be glad for you to join me~”

”The pleasure’s all mine, Miss Sashi—“ says the avian before a momentary intervention from an outlier.
No. 131098 ID: 11f77a
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Sashi: O-oh wait! Don’t go! I didn’t even get your name! Oh, do remember to call me, my precious songbird! My swanning Scaramouche~♥!

Vriolo: Uh, M-mam! I seem to be in need of assistance here!

Sashi: Right! My planet coordinates are 224—

Sashi: Do you need some paper to write this down?
No. 131099 ID: 2df440

oh gosh, someone help the poor man!

get him some paper, quick!
No. 131106 ID: 7ebbf9
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Now the red haze has lifted, Alice finds herself confronted with additional biomass and dangerously overstressed beachwear. Maybe there is such a thing as too much squid.
No. 131111 ID: a5e0db

Nah, there isn't such a thing as too much squid. At least, for you there isn't. Speaking of, there's more squid loose on the beach causing trouble that need disposing of.

And don't worry about your beachwear breaking. With how many folk here that have lost or removed their clothes, another naked person would not be a big deal.
No. 131135 ID: 6373f8

just do the chest-open thing, that'll either hide your breasts or make sure nobody wants to look at them which is close enough probably.
No. 131151 ID: f57349

Have you still got Clever Hands installed? Adjust and repair those overstretched straps before your bikini suffers complete structural failure.
No. 131158 ID: e6f10c

Would it be possible to just hold the bikini cloth in place with Clever Hands to cover things up instead? Sorta like if her skin and the fabric were velcro.
No. 131160 ID: 6f7a5a
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Reefa:"Aaah! my outfit!
eeeeeeeerrgh need to stay calm!
can't attract attention
a d-diplomate cannot be seen like this!"

Reefa tries to steady her breathing

Reefa:"soo cold! If I don't die of a heart attack I'll die of frost for sure.
a thousand curses on that demon's trickory!"

Princess Reefa staggers across the cold beach
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She stumbles across an abandoned cargo container left on the beach

Reefa:"Ah! surely there must be something to cover myself with inside . . ."

Beach day will continue in the 2019 Halloween thread!
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