shame dddluk isn't with you, she was the one who drove here after all. she'd know the way back.
I mean, unless she somehow escaped against all odds and mysteriously reappears.
btw, did anyone of you watch where you were traveling when you drove to the market?

XenobenerHund 2022/04/16(Sat)09:20 No. 1029431 ID: 164e20
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>>1029413
"Lyluks from the digital world! Do you know where the chef is?"
"57 68 6f 3f"
"Argh! Waiting for the pervert spirits translation is such a pain!"
>>1029416
(Bitluk saw nothing in the back of the truck but if anyone can escape that situation then it would be dddluk!)
>>1028779
>>1028780
"Finally! Someone to help us against these stinking romans! So uh... what can you pixeluks do exactly?"
(More pixeluks come out of the ruined tank)
"Oh wow, there is a lot of you. Well they say quantity is a quality all it's own! So what exactly is our plan of action here? Just you girls run in and distract while we try to save the others?"
:bitluk: (Bitluk is forming a multi-pronged assault on the mall where she leads the pixeluks into victory)
"Bzzzzzt" (I hunger for more latin blood)
*vibrates*
"Seriously girls, we need a concrete plan, also we still need to defrost nexluk. How are we gonna do this?"

Cover Nexluk in pixeluks and ask them to vibrate. All pixeluks can do that. Probably.

Then once enough pixeluks are here, lead a full frontal assault against the romans!

...Look, we're *pervert* spirits, not tactician spirits. Alright?

Although in my experience when someone suffers frost injuries the best thing is applying body heat through direct skin-contact, so try huddling together with nexluk and see if you can't thaw her that way. If you're lucky your combined body-heat will be enough to melt the ice. Maybe the bitluks can help too.

>>1029434
Sorry, *pixeluks*. Getting terminology messed up.

assemble pixeluks into MEGAPIXELUK and start smashing

XenobenerHund 2022/04/16(Sat)10:52 No. 1029448 ID: 164e20
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>>1029433
>>1029434
"Worth a shot! Hey pixeluks! Our friend nexluk is frozen! Is there anything you can do to help us defrost her faster?"
"57 65 20 77 69 6c 6c 20 61 63 74 69 76 61 74 65 20 6f 75 72 20 6c 75 6b 63 6f 69 6e e2 84 a2 20 6d 69 6e 65 72 73 20 74 6f 20 6f 76 65 72 68 65 61 74 2c 20 73 68 65 20 77 69 6c 6c 20 62 65 20 66 72 65 65 20 69 6e 20 73 65 63 6f 6e 64 73 2e"
"Well, hope that was a yes, here she is. Do your thing."
*Begins overheating*
"I can feel the heat from over here. I think it's working! I think..."
"AHHHHHHHHhhh oh, I stopped. Where am I? Weren't we in a closet? Where'd the human go? What are these things holding me so closely?"
"Nexluk! You're alive! You were frozen by the human and we had to stuff you in the inventory dimension."
"Thats okay I guess but where is everyone else?"
(Bitluk says they've been stuck inside the MALL and that they're trying to rescue them, the pixeluks said they would help)
"Oh no! Glad the pixeluks came to help but what exactly..."
"54 72 61 6e 73 66 65 72 72 69 6e 67 20 61 64 6d 69 6e 20 70 72 69 76 69 6c 65 67 65 27 73 20 74 6f 20 6e 65 78 6c 75 6b"

XenobenerHund 2022/04/16(Sat)10:56 No. 1029449 ID: 164e20
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>>1029438
"Woah! I can control it like it's a part of me! This is awesome!"
"Uh, I don't like the fact that that giant lyluk is covered in eyes."
"Bzzzt" (Lyluks should only have 1 eye)
"Thats good! It'll strike fear into the hearts of our enemies! Now, whats the plan? Just barge in and start crushing dudes?"

Wow! Nexluk became the control eye of the pixeluktron! Amazing.

>pixeluktron: continue to accumulate pixeluks and growing in size and power the longer you are on earth

ok guys I just discovered what language pixeluk is saying but im too lazy to explain, she gave you admin privilege

Ok I'll give a summary of the translation.
>>1029431
They don't know who Chef is.
>>1029448
They heated up via... lukcoin mining? I wonder if lukcoin has any value(maybe negative value)... And now Nexluk has admin privileges.

Can you throw a tank?

>>1029452
>>1029486
(P.S. 'Admin Privileges' basically means she's like their boss, for the most part.)

XenobenerHund 2022/04/23(Sat)13:37 No. 1030126 ID: 164e20
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>>1029450
"53 6f 20 6c 6f 6e 67 20 61 73 20 74 68 65 20 70 6f 72 74 61 6c 20 74 6f 20 74 68 65 20 64 69 67 69 74 61 6c 20 77 6f 72 6c 64 20 72 65 6d 61 69 6e 73 20 6f 70 65 6e 2c 20 6d 6f 72 65 20 75 6e 69 74 73 20 77 69 6c 6c 20 63 6f 6e 67 6c 6f 6d 65 72 61 74 65 20"
"Boy, this is getting annoying, hey nexluk! Can you like, take mouth control and talk for them?'
"Uhhh, Maybe? I'm still figuring out how to control this thing. Give me a little bit to try to get used to it."
"41 64 6d 69 6e 20 69 6e 74 65 72 66 61 63 69 6e 67 20 61 74 20 36 25"
>>1029452
>>1029486
>>1029504
"49 6e 73 75 66 66 69 63 69 65 6e 74 20 70 69 78 65 6c 75 6b 73 20 0d 0a 41 63 71 75 69 72 65 20 61 64 64 69 74 69 6f 6e 61 6c 20 70 69 78 65 6c 75 6b 73 20"
"Sorry, not strong or solid enough to lift the tank."
(Bitluk thinks the lukcoins sound like a smart investment, maybe if she could...)
"Oh no, not again, we just got done in by vermin streaming from a hole."
"Don't worry proventus, we've learned our lesson and won't let the infestation fester. Go get proventus, I'll hold them off here."
"Your right proventus, I'll go get proventus to sound the alarm and proventus will come deal with this."
"Thanks proventus. Be quick now! I can't do this without proventus!"
Uh oh, looks like we're gonna have trouble! We need to stop the guards from closing the portal! It's our only hope!"
(You will have to defend the portal to the digital world using a combination of the main lyluks skills, the horde of pixeluks and your own quick wits! Good luck pervert spirits)

>>1030126
Quick, tell them that proventus already came to inspect the hole with proventus and didn't see anything out of the ordinary. No alert should be triggered and business shall be carried as usual, direct orders from proventus.

Tell Proventus that Proventus has already been taken down, and that Proventus and Proventus will not be able to help from here.

Also, can we go over our inventory again? Something may come in handy right now

>>1030126
"So long as the portal to the digital world remains open, more units will conglomerate "
"Admin interfacing at 6%"
"Insufficient pixeluks
Acquire additional pixeluks "

So basically, so long as the portal stays open we'll get more of them, and more is better. Also Bitluk will slowly get better at piloting.

Midgeluk, go suck the soldier attempting to get help.

CHAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!
BLOOD AND GLORY SISTERS!!!! TRAMPLE THEM UNDER THE STUMPS OF JUSTICE!!!! FOR THE FREEDOM OF INFORMATION(AND LYLUKS)!!!!!

>>1030135
>>1030132
These

XenobenerHund 2022/05/21(Sat)08:13 No. 1033086 ID: 164e20
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>>1030132
"Don't try to fool me! I would never trust a word any of you pests say! Besides, I don't even take orders from proventus! MD is our commander."
>>1030135
"W-what?! No way thats impossible! We already captured the ones who were inside! You're just bluffing!"
"Those ones you captured? Sleeper agents like those giant meanluks. Why by now they've probably already dealt with everyone inside..."
"Oh nonononono not again, I can't lose proventus again! Not after I lost proventus! Proventus is all I have left!"
(He looks like he's about to piss his... skirt)
(While the adults are talking bitluk and eggluk take a look at the inventory)
You have a box of crayons, several tubs of now melted ice cream, an unlabeled bottle of lyluk pills, a lighter which no lyluk can use, red soggy cookies, a pillow, an unhatched egg, unexploded tank shell, cell phone and tablet.
(Sadly with bitluks empty head she is unable to figure out a plan with this junk, maybe you can help her?)

XenobenerHund 2022/05/21(Sat)08:39 No. 1033089 ID: 164e20
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>>1030145
"Bzzzzzzt" (On my way to intercept, he won't know what hit him)
>>1030146
"4f 72 64 65 72 20 72 65 63 65 69 76 65 64 2c 20 63 68 61 72 67 69 6e 67 20 75 6e 64 65 72 77 61 79 2c 20 61 70 70 72 6f 78 69 6d 61 74 65 6c 79 20 35 20 74 75 72 6e 73 20 74 69 6c 6c 20 66 75 6c 6c 20 63 68 61 72 67 65 20 69 73 20 72 65 61 63 68 65 64 2c 20 70 6c 65 61 73 65 20 73 74 61 6e 64 62 79"
"I feel like something big is gonna happen soon!"
(So, heres how this section will work. This will be a top down laneless tower defense style minigame, you have to use anything at your disposal to prevent provs from getting to the portal. If they manage to get there then nexluk will stop them but this will cost pixeluks and slow down the amalgamation. If a prov gets there while you're at 0% you lose. You win once nexluk reaches 100%)
(It'll be a good idea to set up some defenses right now)

oh shit oh shit oh shit uhhhh ok maybe the ice cream can be used to make a slippery road, and uhh, save the tank shell for the boss wave, and uhm, use the crayons to draw ultra-realistic hole(s) that they'll avoid and and and... Feed the guard lyluk pills! he'll become a lyluk that way and can help you, i'm sure of it!!

Give the tablet to pixelluks, maybe they can find some kind of use for it?
Use our single pillow to build a pillow fort (It's still a pillow fort if it's made out of only one pillow, right?)

>>1033089
The pixel-luks said: "Order received, charging underway, approximately 5 turns till full charge is reached, please standby"

XenobenerHund 2022/07/16(Sat)07:45 No. 1038297 ID: 164e20
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>>1033090
>>1033096
(Ice cream slick and holes will be deployed next round as it has been a while since the last update and people might have different ideas now that you can see the battlefield)
(Bitluk realizes that on closer inspection, the pillow is in fact not a pillow but merely a pillow case stuffed with bricks and thus useless for pillow fort construction. She does however raise her crayon in preparation for proper hole drawing)
"54 68 65 20 62 61 74 74 65 72 79 20 73 65 65 6d 73 20 74 6f 20 62 65 20 64 65 61 64"
"Alright girls, with all of us together dealing with this one guard should be easy! He's right in front of us! Uh... but what exactly do we do?"
(As of right now the only power you have is the pixeluk beam that can destroy one guard but as stated before this drains power and makes the battle take longer. Any other abilities must be discovered through experimentation)

OH NO GIRLS THERE'S A HUGE MONSTER TO YOUR LEFT OH GOD OH FUDGE OH NO OH NO OH NOOO!!!!

The pixelluks said the battery of the tablet is dead ;n;

Ok, Firstly, Have pixl-bot kick the useless pillow at the guard since it's so useless. Maybe some of the uselessness will rub off on the guard and turn him useless too.
Secondly, turn the boat on it's side so it can act as a barricade between the guards and the portal.
Thirdly, Check if any of those tanks over there can be piloted and try to hijack them. Actually on second thought, do that secondly or at the same time as the boat flip.
Fourthly, try to concentrate your shittyness aura on the giant mall-monster statue, maybe you can bring it to life to be on your side.
How's that?

Have eggluk call on the peach meteor.

Quick! Can you use the speedboat while in the real world? If so, you could start it up and let it run into the guard.

>>1038297
Get the nicest Luk to ask that gentle creature on the top right if they want to join the party, or help with those pesky romans in any way.

XenobenerHund 2022/07/16(Sat)12:04 No. 1038314 ID: 164e20
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>>1038298
"Oh him? He's a statue of the cookie cartels mascot, Cookiezilla, he's been there the entire time. Have you pervert spirits only noticed now?"
>bitluk quickly rushes forward and draws a hole around the guard, learning her lesson from that one time she accidently drew a manhole cover, the guard falls into darkness
>migeluk quickly spreads an ice cream slick before the hole
>>1038299
(Firstly)
"57 68 61 74 20 67 75 61 72 64 3f"
(Secondly)
"Good idea pervert spirit! Pixeluk! Handle that while I'll go do the third thing!"
(Third- Uh fourth? No thirdly)
"Damn! Theres no way a lyluk can pilot one of these in it's current condition! It's way too good! It needs to be shitified!"
(Fourthly now)
(Bitluk tries to gather shitty energy to shitify the statue but the pixeluks provide no power! The shitty aura isn't concentrated enough to shitify anything!)
>>1038306
(Eggluk uses her power of roundness to call down the peachomet! Nothing happens... yet.)
>>1038309
"We're already using it for defenses! Might be a good desperation move tho..."

(2 more guards arrive!)
"By rommel, they really are spilling like maggots out of the digital realm!"
"I told you so! Hurry prov! Time is of the essence! Close that portal!"
"Understood prov!"

(Luktron charge at 60%, 4 turns remaining till full charge)

Quickly, draw a cow on the tank, we know they're distracted by them!

>>1038314
Those guards, pixl-tron! Launch that useless pillow! (maybe the one to your rightmost so hte other one is on a path to the hole)

Shit, could you manage to disable the tanks at least so that the guards can't use em against us? Or at least get the fuel from them so we can light it on fire as a defensive wall- wait... luks can't use the lighter, nvm.

nexluk, wink seductively at the guards so that they're too distracted to notice the slippery trail into the hole

/// EXPERIMENTAL ///
Feed a pixluk some lyluk pills, observe effect.

You lyluks ought to draw a decoy luk on the ice cream, even if it doesn't fully trick the guards into falling into the hole, it'll buy us time.

XenobenerHund 2022/10/23(Sun)12:14 No. 1047317 ID: 164e20
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>>1038315
(Bitluk rushes to recreate her masterpiece on the nearest tank)
"Oh NO, my two favorite things together, I can't... AHHHHHHHHHHHH"
(The guard proceeds to humiliate himself in front of a bunch of innocent lyluks, how sad.)
>>1038316
"Pixeluks, throw the pillow at one of them!"
(Pixeltron chucks the pillow at the nearest guard, braining him against the concrete)
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOooo, Proventus! You monsters!"
*wink*
*vomit*
>>1038317
(Bitluk draws a decoy right in front of the pit hoping it might cause someone to run into it. No one does this turn)

Turn report
1 guard is dead
2 were distracted and do nothing this turn
You used pixeltron so you do not gain any energy this turn
3 more guards arrive
There are 5 guards present
Decoy has a 1 in 9 chance of tricking a guard

"Uh, girls? Are we getting overwhelmed already? This is looking kinda bad!"

Hmm, we'll need something to raise the chance of guards falling into the hole, taunting them could help. Bitluk, can you shitify the decoy further? And someone please shield that eggluk from harm! She seems to be charging up some kind of power!

Bitluk! You must draw a cow with the HYUGEST Bazongas; Udderly ridiculously large boobies; positively HEAVING bahajamas; The grandest of Bazongas; (a cow with very big tits).
This is the most important thing you can do, we already see they can't resist it with the tank, now do your grim duty, my brave luk-warrior, and paint some huge cow-tits to distract the romans.

(also draw a sign ponting down into the hole with the text 'bit tittied cow wifes down here' when you can. Don't worry, we'll help guide your writing with ~psychic-from-beyond-the-grave-ghost-powers OOooOOOoOOoo~ it's like a ouija, board it'll definitively work. Or just draw a big titted cow, and also tanks, with an arrow pointing down into the hole.)


Nexluk, keep propositioning them, it's at least distracting them, if it stops working, try going lewder, or yet (faking) flirting with them. shake your tail at them if you must. (if they cover their eyes it means they can't see and are more easily tricked into traps.)

Coordinate your efforts so you don't affect the same guards


Migeluk, how goes the tank duty? If you can't do anything with it alone then surprise attack the distracted guards and take them out. (but stay safe, don't risk your life.)


Eggluk, stare at the guards *menacingly*. Let your fury BURN in your gaze.


Pixel-luks, form a barricade as you march to the pixltron, let none reach the portal.


Pixltron, keep charging up!

Ok, i think that's everyone.
Boy this fight is so tense it makes the seconds feel like weeks! :sweaty: Don't give up though, luks! You can do this!! *motivational buff added*

What happens if you try to plug/throw that weird thing on the rightmost Luk inventory into the pixelluks? Feels like it's worth a try!

XenobenerHund 2022/11/13(Sun)10:20 No. 1049151 ID: 164e20
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>>1047319
(Bitluk quickly trys to draw an even shittier lyluk but with all the lyluk drawing she's been doing the lyluk is actually better than the previous!)
(It has no affect on the likelihood of the guards falling into the hole)
>>1047331
(Pixeluk plugs the ipad into herself) "4f 76 65 72 63 68 61 72 67 65 20 64 65 74 65 63 74 65 64 2c 20 45 78 70 6c 6f 73 69 6f 6e 20 69 6d 6d 69 6e 65 6e 74 20 6e 65 78 74 20 74 75 72 6e 20"
>>1047320
(Bitluk does her best to draw a cow with some huge udders, and she succeeds! The guards are sweating and looking in this direction. Chance to fall into the hole is doubled per turn)
"Hey boys! Look over here!" *Twerks*
"Oh god no... Proventus! Avert your eyes! Quic- erp!"
(Two more guards have been disabled this turn, but it's unlikely using this trick will work again.)
"I don't think I can do this on my own over here guys! This tank is just too complicated for one luk to shittify!"

"41 20 6c 61 73 20 62 61 72 72 69 63 61 64 61 73 21" (The pixeluks form a barricade, this turn pixeltron is protected from energy draining)

Turn report
Rolling dice, one or two means a guard falls down the pit
You rolled a seven so no guards take the bait
3 guards are distracted and do nothing this turn
2 guards attack
1 is blocked by the barricade but with get through it by next turn
1 charges and kicks over bitluk
"Bitluk! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You monsters!"
Bitluk is disabled for one turn
4 more guards arrive
There are now 9 guards, 8 active

>>1049151
Quick Pixeluk, throw that tablet at the guards!

Midgeluk start succing those attacking guards dry, when you're done head over and help shittifying the tank,
nexluk head over the help shittyfing the tank, utilizing your eXtreme slipperyness to slam into those guards on the way

Eggluk, those attacking guards are thinking lewd thoughts
SILENCE THEM

then head over to the tank too and help shittify it.


Eggluk, nexluk, midgeluk, assist migeluk with the tank; blow those guards to smithereens (also help bitluk up on the way over)



(also, look, it's a tiny emote-luk: 'jh7 <You can do it!)' Did you hear gals? She is cheering you on! Emote-luk believes in you)

We already tried enough with the distraction route, we can't accept any big casualties so someone should heal bitluk with a bloody cookie. One of the pixeluks could use the vomit left by the guard, try splashing them with it!

Quick! Demand to know why they killed that cookie uy who was asking for help with the tank before! Demand it! Do not go away without an explanation!

Also, tell Proventus that Proventus said Proventus thinks building roads and columns is not poggers.

XenobenerHund 2022/11/19(Sat)09:43 No. 1049620 ID: 7c8622
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>>1049152
"43 61 6e 6e 6f 74 20 64 69 73 63 6f 6e 6e 65 63 74 20 61 6e 64 20 6d 61 69 6e 74 61 69 6e 20 6f 76 65 72 63 68 61 72 67 65 2e 20 49 20 77 69 6c 6c 20 73 61 63 72 69 66 69 63 65 20 6d 79 73 65 6c 66 20 66 6f 72 20 79 6f 75 2e 20 52 65 6d 65 6d 62 65 72 20 6d 65 2e"
(Pixel charges the guards and explodes *BOOM*)
"Noooooooo! They got proventus, proventus and proventus! We'll get revenge on you!"
"I don't even understand what just happened."
>>1049166
(A cookie is given to bitluk. She is fully healed!)
(However, the vengeful spirit of the cookie guard these cookies where made out of have infected bitluk! She has gone berserk and will no longer follow orders, doing whatever she wants. Luckily she takes greatly reduce damage in this state.)
(Migeluk notices the statue move when you give bitluk the cookie)
"Ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr)
(Bitluk charges the nearest guard and hits just hard enough to tumble him into the hole)
"Ahhhhhhhhₕₕₕₕₕₕ..."
>>1049156
(Eggluk requires concentration or else it might miss. Soon.)
"I might be slippery but I can't get out! It's uh... deeply connected to me."
"Dammit! We can't get even a single luk to come over and help? We really need a savior right now, Midgeluk! You're our only hope!"

XenobenerHund 2022/11/19(Sat)09:57 No. 1049621 ID: 7c8622
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>>1049620
*Brrrrrrrrrrrrzt* (I have succeeded in intercepting the guard, although it seems it was in vain)
*bzzzzzzzzzzrt* (However, i have gained their power and am returning much stronger than I was before)
(Midgeluk returns next turn!)

Turn report
Rolling dice, one or two means a guard falls down the pit.
You rolled a one so you succesfully trick a guard into running straight into it!
5 guards are killed this turn.
3 guards attack.
1 tries to wrench the other from the tank and succeeds! +1 guard next turn.
1 charges and kicks over bitluk! Bitluk takes greatly reduced damage and gets back up.
1 charges through the now weakened barrier and reaches pixeltron. Pixeltron is forced to spend it's turn squishing the guard and doesn't charge this turn.
5 more guards arrive.
There are now 9 guards, 9 active.

nooo, pixeluk!!!
>"C a n n o t d i s c o n n e c t a n d m a i n t a i n o v e r c h a r g e . I w i l l s a c r i f i c e m y s e l f f o r y o u . R e m e m b e r m e ."

Midgeluk, head over to migeluk and help her shittify the tank, hopefully with your newfound strength you'll be more than enough. Feel free to knock over some guards on the way if it won't slow you down.

Eggluk, keep concentrating, aim for the highest concentration of guards if you can.

Bitluk, You're doing great! Attagirl!

Extremely-Welldrawn luk, Help us turn the tide of the battle, trip up some soldiers! Defend the motherbot!

And someone throw a cookie at the guards, see what the statue does.


Proventus, Proventus, Proventus, Proventus, Proventus, Proventus, Proventus, Proventus, and Proventus, There are cow wives down that hole. with huge titties,, VERY huge, and very much milk-filled. They need a big, strong man, Proventus, Proventus, Proventus, Proventus, Proventus, Proventus, Proventus, Proventus, and Proventus, to come down there and give them strong and mighty children. Can't you hear them, Proventus, Proventus, Proventus, Proventus, Proventus, Proventus, Proventus, Proventus, and Proventus? Calling out for their Hero?

Give cookies to statue in exchange for its help.

Show the statue an alluring cookie then throwit at the legionaires.

And rain down the blood that midgeluk drank on top of the remaining ones. Proventus was much loved and it will make them sad.

XenobenerHund 2022/12/25(Sun)09:43 No. 1052563 ID: 7c8622
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"S-stop fighting everyone. It's christmas! Yay."
"It's true! He even freed us! It's a christmas miracle!"
"God dammit MD! Really? We gotta have christmas here with these things? After-"
"Come now prov, thats saturnalia to you. Isn't upending the social part of it?"
"Ehhhhhh whatever, sure as hell beats dying I guess."
And so in the middle of battle between the romans and the lyluks there was a christmas/saturnalia truce called. Lyluk served roman and roman served lyluk. Many a friend came to join the festivities. There was scubluk out of the service, there was fatluk who had a large surface. There was elfluk who was giving out gifts, working for wintersluk who made the lists. There was luktron who was dispensing borgers, on top of turgluk, a proper punishement for turgers. And on the left there was some wonderful art from silly zealot! Depicting some provs (who are secretly helots). Brainluk is there, sipping on her pepsi, as well as ermiluk (who if you couldn't tell is very sexy). True bitluk opens her present while fake bitluk is merely content. Last but not least, far off in the back, there is a sweetie making lyluk grafitti!
To all who bared with with over the years this quest has been running, I wish you all a merry christmas/saturnalia and a happy new year!

XenobenerHund 2023/02/26(Sun)06:28 No. 1056993 ID: 7c8622
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>>1052563
"I-it's so great to get together with friends like this..."
:pilluk: "Yeah! On a day like this even enemies like us can still get together and enjoy the holiday cheer!"
"So sad it has to end so soon, it's already getting dark..."
"Wait, it's not supposed to get dark yet, why is OH MY ZEUS OR WHATEVER! WHAT IS THAT?"
(Eggluk remembers she called down the peach to smite her enemies but now they are all right underneath it!)
"WHAT DID YOU THINGS DO!!? I TOLD YOU MD WE SHOULD'VE KILLED THEM WHEN WE HAD THE CHANCE!"
"LYLUKS SCATTER< IT'S OUR ONLY HOPE OF_"
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
Thus ends shittiest lyluk quest.

>>>1057007
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