>>98079
Ehf. Better this way.

Well, actually.
The problem isn' the act itself. You can do as rabbits wherever you please, for all I care.
But if it becomes a problem, avoid it. There's no sense in making a huge scene in the town, ne?

Hmmmn...

What about a seedy alley?
Start doing it, attract some lowlife's attention. Kill lowlife.

Sex and bloodshed :D

>>98080
Why stunt creativity? Climb up into the pines! Better view and it's more interesting that way~

>>98083
A good point, but are they good climbers?

Grey!j8gTXHkdsQ 2009/12/25(Fri)16:31 No. 98085 ID: 392d01
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I take my king to the back of an alley below some pinetrees to continue.
We have sex for a long time. The candlefeast goes on through the night.

I am very happy! My king is happy too!

Now that we are king and queen I just want to give him one more gift to seal the deal.
What should it be?

Whatever you think of, or the other voices suggest, you shall not be tricked into giving him 'the gift of death'

You wont kill him or yourself as the gift in some stupid proof of devotion.

NEVER.

Now, what kind of gift can top a chessboard and a sex life?

>>98085
You could get him something he could wear to remind him of you. A piece of armor, or jewelry.

>>98087
Maybe some kind of symbol that will be the banner of your beloved King?

>>98045

He said "you" not "we" so I am assuming he's using distancing language.

Grey!j8gTXHkdsQ 2009/12/25(Fri)16:43 No. 98093 ID: 392d01
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A symbol that he can remember me by.....What about a vial of our mixed love juices?

>>98093

No, that's disgusting.

As long as you don't think he'd find it weird, go for it!

O_O I wouldn't want it. A lock of hair maybe.

>>98093
That would go bad soon, what about a tooth, do your fangs grow back?

Grey!j8gTXHkdsQ 2009/12/25(Fri)16:52 No. 98103 ID: 392d01
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Well he just came inside me so it will be easy to do.
I kick him off.
Time to get a vial quickly.

>>98100
Love jiuces go bad, as this guy points out, though teeth might not make the best gift. How about some sort of icon? A woodcarving or a painting? Maybe some sort of locket?

>>98103
Fucking Christ girl. You crazy.

Don't do it IN the shop, wait till you get outside.

Okay, someone needs to teach this girl bedside manners.

Grey!j8gTXHkdsQ 2009/12/25(Fri)16:56 No. 98112 ID: 392d01
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I dont want to give him some jewelry. I wouldnt have made it myself. No significance.
Taking a tooth out would hurt so much!

I go to the general store.
'Hello, I want a vial on a necklace.'
'I have a beautiful crystal vial. Its 50 gold. It is very beautiful.'

>>98112
Girl, you have some issues. What happened to the "Don't want anything wrong thought of me"?

Get it. Double check that it's watertight.

*ahemchoochooahem*
This is a bad idea. Very bad.

>>98112
Wow! That's a lot. But aren't the most expensive gifts usually the best?

I was about to suggest having his kids as the ultimate gift, but...

DO NOT FILL THE VIAL WHILE THE MERCHANT IS LOOKING FOR GODS SAKE!

>>98119
Kids would probably be a better gift than scraping out his gift to you and bottling it up.

>>98112
Ignore the naysayers, I bet he'll love it!

>>98112
You really are just the oddest thing.
Oh well, make sure you seal it really well~

...And for goodness sake don't fill it right in the middle of the shop. Find some privacy you tactless thing.

Grey!j8gTXHkdsQ 2009/12/25(Fri)17:20 No. 98126 ID: 392d01
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I pay the shopkeeper 50 gold.
It really is beautiful.
I will fill it in the alley.

'What are you doing?'
my king asks.

'I am making your gift.'
'Oh. For candlefeast?'
'No. For you because I am happy with our current situation. I want to seal the deal.'
'It must be a great gift then!'

I would give him kids but it takes a few months for them to come out I think.

It's pretty? We wanna see!

Grey!j8gTXHkdsQ 2009/12/25(Fri)17:29 No. 98132 ID: 392d01
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I put it around his neck.
'This is to remember me by. Now we must be together forever. You cant ever leave or something, okay?'
I say.
My king nods. He also blushes!
'Yes, I agree.'
He looks proud.

I am very happy. Now we will be together forever!
I win!

>>98126
>>/questdis/317907

Kiss him~

>>98132
>I win!
Yes... yes you do.

Oh kiss him~
You practically HAVE to!
It is the most dramatically appropriate action!

>>98132
Oh God, the Yellow King FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...

Grey!j8gTXHkdsQ 2009/12/25(Fri)17:47 No. 98143 ID: 392d01
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I kiss him.
Behind me the townfolk light up the bonfire.
It is like the fire in my heart!

This is the best candlefeast ever!

>>98143
Annnnnd End dream/memory sequence.

Theta][Sigma 2009/12/25(Fri)17:48 No. 98145 ID: f21281
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>>98140

>Yellow
>Gray
>Gnolls
>YELLOW FANG AND GRAY FANG

Hug and check out that bonfire.

>>98145
You just got it didn't you.

The End GiftQuest 2009/12/25(Fri)17:51 No. 98149 ID: 392d01
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The End

People killed: 0/135
People recruited: 2/2
People fucked: 2/1
Gold spend: 92.1/300

Your rank is:
Innocent Lech

Congratulations!
and
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

>>98145
Huh.
Well.
DUH?

>>98149
And a merry Candlemass to you too Grey and Yellow, I wish you a brighter future than your past.

Meeeeerry christmaaas~

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>>98145
BY JOVE!!!

>>98154
hahaha

They're gonna get slaughtered. One will have a superheavy crossbow bolt lodged in their brain, the other will get killed by Ridder. Hopefully their two employees won't feel loyal enough to fight back.

>>98161
I think Reaver needed more people to throw at Ridder to make things interesting.
And this was a very awesome way to do it.

Suggestion 2009/12/25(Fri)22:11 No. 98340 ID: 44a26f
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>>98145

!

>>98145
There is no yellow fang. It's actually Grey Fang and Orange Fang.

>>98444
No, Orange left the mercenaries, and Grey would've been mentioned as leaving as well if she left with him.. It's definitely Yellow Fang.