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96975 No. 96975 ID: eb2f94

Somewhere a hooded figure makes his way through the snow.
He is feeling a little down. The weather is cold. His boss is not nice.
He always thought that when its cold people got together.

That dreamcrushed person is me, Grey.
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No. 97765 ID: 51d0f5

While you're waiting, ask about her. Or at least what she looks like so you'll know when she arrives.
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No. 97766 ID: 059c31

>>97762
I don't believe in luck, fate however...
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No. 97770 ID: 0a76c8
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97770

'Okay, I will wait. Can you tell me about her? What does she look like?'
'Several days ago she came in with a caravan. The merchants from here didn't want a woman on the guard so she was layed off. She's been trying to convince us to hire her anyway several times a day. She looks like muscled man with tits and long hair, red.'
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No. 97775 ID: 0a76c8
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97775

Surla arrives after a little bit.
The man counting money says
'Surla! This person wants to hire you. It ain't for a caravan.'
'That's okay! As long as I can get out of this stinkhole.'

I nod at her.
'Let's go to my house right away.'
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No. 97778 ID: 51d0f5

Ask her about rates on the way.

Tell us more about your dead siblings, and what kind of mercenary work you guys did.
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No. 97779 ID: c0f3bf

Ask her what she can do besides fighting, multitalents are good.
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No. 97780 ID: 0a76c8
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97780

'How much do you want to get paid?'
I ask her.
'I dont know. I usually let the caravan masters figure that out. Maybe 3 gold per hour?'
she answers. I nod.

My brothers and sisters and I killed people. Sometimes many, sometimes a few. Also we just destroyed things sometimes.

We get back to my home.
'Brother! I found a strong warrior!'
'Hello there, I am Surla.'

He jumps up with excitement.
'Grey, you did it! Now we can be King and Queen together.'
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No. 97781 ID: c0f3bf

Hug him so much!
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No. 97782 ID: 51d0f5

Hug him but not enough to make your new hire awkward.

Explain that she wants three gold per hour. Is that a lot?
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No. 97783 ID: 0a76c8
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97783

Hurray! I hug him very tightly!
While we hug the new recruit clears her throat.
I explain to my boss
'She wants 3 gold per hour.'
He looks to her and says
'Here we dont pay per hour, we pay per mission. If you succeed you get atleast 100 gold for the easiest missions.'
'Okay that sounds good!'
Surla sounds pretty happy.
And my boss too!
Yes, I did it!
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No. 97784 ID: 059c31

>>97783

Tell me queen, does your little group/businesses venture/empire have a name?

Perhaps one orthodonticly inspired?
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No. 97787 ID: 51d0f5

Ask him what else is necessary to continue doing business.

Ask if he'd like to take some time off if he can spare it. Maybe go to the candlefeast. You don't have to worship anything. Just eat and have fun.
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No. 97789 ID: 0a76c8
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97789

Maybe now we're king and queen we should make up a new name for the group! What would be good?

'Surla, you can meet our third member in the bedroom. If you want to beat him just have sex with him. He's pretty good I think.'
'Uh okay. I'll say hi.'

Surla goes into the bedroom.
Me and my boss twirl to the desk.

'What should we do now to continue business?'

He lifts me onto the desk.
'Well we should finish our standing missions.'
'Can we take a vacation before tha.. UNF!'
'Yes...unf!...we can...unf!...'
'Let's go...unf!...to the candlefeast...unf!'
'...unf!...okay!...unf!...'
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No. 97791 ID: c0f3bf

Don't break the chess set!
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No. 97794 ID: 0a76c8
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97794

We'll be careful!
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No. 97824 ID: ea749e

Well, this quest went from zero to sex in about 8.7 seconds.
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No. 97838 ID: 119b5c

>>97824
Technically, it was 41 posts and 36 hours.
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No. 97929 ID: 0a76c8
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97929

Me and my King head into town. We hold hands.
The Candlefeast will begin when it's completely dark outside.
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No. 97935 ID: cf68aa

>>97620
??? It said in the first part that Grey is a boy.
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No. 97937 ID: 2755a5

She said that to throw us off, so we wouldn' suggest innapropriate things.
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No. 97976 ID: 7289aa

Dine together in a fine resturant.
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No. 97986 ID: cf68aa

>>97976
Then relax at a Inn ^_^
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No. 97988 ID: 488063

>>97986
Better yet, some hot springs.
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No. 98040 ID: 392d01
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98040

We head for a nice restaurant to eat. There is only one expensive restaurant in this town. It is where the rich merchants and caravan leaders and townwatch officers eat.

We eat delicious meatloaf.

'Dont you miss the others?'
he asks me.
I kind of shake my head.
'I dont really know them because Im the youngest. Youre the only one who payed attention to me.'
'Yeah Ive been wanting to fuck you since you were little.'
I blush real bad.
He is so cool.
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No. 98041 ID: 119b5c

>>98040
Did you two run away from the others?
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No. 98042 ID: 059c31

>>98041
They just stopped coming back she said, in their line of work "retirement" is like that. One day you just stop coming back, it's probably best not to think about about why.
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No. 98043 ID: 44a26f

>>98040
>fuck you since you were little

wat!
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No. 98044 ID: c0f3bf

Tell him so long as he's here, you don't need anyone else~

Except maybe Buster so you can smack him around a bit.
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No. 98045 ID: 059c31

>>98043
He was younger too then remember, older than her but still.
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No. 98055 ID: f44349

>>98040
So BLUNT!
What is with you two?
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No. 98059 ID: 392d01
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98059

I dont like speaking in riddles. It confuses me. He must know that so he speaks like me I think.
Isn't that sweet?

'As long as youre here I dont need anyone else except maybe Buster because I can slap him around.'
'Baby you are sweet and sexily cruel.'

We hold hands.

The food is really good.
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No. 98060 ID: eaec5a

>>98059
Ask him "Do you like getting slapped around?"

Because we can arrange that.
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No. 98061 ID: 392d01
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98061

Okay well
'Do you like to be slapped around too? Because I can do that.'
'No if you hit me I will kill you.'
'Really?'
'No okay I wont kill YOU but Ill get angry so dont do it.'
'Well okay.'
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No. 98062 ID: f21281

>>98061
"What about a little biteybite? Y'know, when we're screwin'?"
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No. 98063 ID: 392d01
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98063

'Can I bite you when we fuck?'
'Yes. We can use claws too.'
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No. 98064 ID: 392d01
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98064

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No. 98065 ID: 8ce2bf

>>98061
So hey what ARE his fetishes then? You should find out!
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No. 98066 ID: f21281

>>98064
You two are going to have sooooo many babies.

Five hundred babies.
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No. 98067 ID: e75a2f

The baby is the gift.
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No. 98069 ID: 632862

>>98064
Oh my god. In the restaurant? What if people see? The owner might get upset!
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No. 98070 ID: 059c31

>>98064
uhm, well then, I guess this is a quite erh passionate relationship.
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No. 98071 ID: f44349

>>98064
Goodness!
Right in the middle of the restaurant?
I think the other patrons might take offense.
Honestly you gnolls are so tactless...
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No. 98073 ID: 392d01
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98073

Me and my boss can get out of any trouble. We're very strong.
'What.. unf!.. are...unf!... your fetishes... unf!... brother?'
I ask.

'I dont... unf... have any... unf...I just like...unf...to fuck you...unf...'

But then the restaurants owner runs in.
He yells at us.
'Hey you too! Pay me now and get out or I will get the townwatch!!!'
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No. 98074 ID: f21281

>>98073
"...find us a closet in the back and we'll let you watch."
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No. 98075 ID: 059c31

>>98073
Maybe it would be better to take your passion to a slightly more 'secluded' place.
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No. 98076 ID: b4904c

Pay, leave.

Seriously.
No need for trouble.

And next time, DONT do it in the middle of the restaurant! >.<;

Its awesome but impractical.
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No. 98077 ID: f44349

>>98073
I told you!
Oh well, no need to make a scene.. or, well, MORE of a scene.
Pay the woman and take the, er... festivities to a more private location.
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No. 98078 ID: 213e20

>>98073
Don't take any shit from them. Fight while having sex, too.
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No. 98079 ID: 392d01
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98079

Okay Im sorry. This was a little weird, wasnt it?
We wont do it again.

We pay the restaurant owner.

Outside it is dark. There are many people out and about. Lots of candles are everywhere.
It is so romantic.
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No. 98080 ID: 059c31

>>98079
It's very pretty, maybe find a nice quiet place where you can watch the lights, and finish that earlier business, maybe there is a nice dry place under those pines?
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No. 98081 ID: b4904c

>>98079
Ehf. Better this way.

Well, actually.
The problem isn' the act itself. You can do as rabbits wherever you please, for all I care.
But if it becomes a problem, avoid it. There's no sense in making a huge scene in the town, ne?
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No. 98082 ID: b4904c

Hmmmn...

What about a seedy alley?
Start doing it, attract some lowlife's attention. Kill lowlife.

Sex and bloodshed :D
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No. 98083 ID: c0f3bf

>>98080
Why stunt creativity? Climb up into the pines! Better view and it's more interesting that way~
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No. 98084 ID: 059c31

>>98083
A good point, but are they good climbers?
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No. 98085 ID: 392d01
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98085

I take my king to the back of an alley below some pinetrees to continue.
We have sex for a long time. The candlefeast goes on through the night.

I am very happy! My king is happy too!

Now that we are king and queen I just want to give him one more gift to seal the deal.
What should it be?
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No. 98086 ID: b4904c

Whatever you think of, or the other voices suggest, you shall not be tricked into giving him 'the gift of death'

You wont kill him or yourself as the gift in some stupid proof of devotion.

NEVER.

Now, what kind of gift can top a chessboard and a sex life?
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No. 98087 ID: 632862

>>98085
You could get him something he could wear to remind him of you. A piece of armor, or jewelry.
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No. 98090 ID: 059c31

>>98087
Maybe some kind of symbol that will be the banner of your beloved King?
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No. 98091 ID: 44a26f

>>98045

He said "you" not "we" so I am assuming he's using distancing language.
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No. 98093 ID: 392d01
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98093

A symbol that he can remember me by.....What about a vial of our mixed love juices?
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No. 98094 ID: 9d07d9

>>98093

No, that's disgusting.
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No. 98095 ID: c0f3bf

As long as you don't think he'd find it weird, go for it!
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No. 98096 ID: cf68aa

O_O I wouldn't want it. A lock of hair maybe.
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No. 98100 ID: 059c31

>>98093
That would go bad soon, what about a tooth, do your fangs grow back?
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No. 98103 ID: 392d01
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98103

Well he just came inside me so it will be easy to do.
I kick him off.
Time to get a vial quickly.
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No. 98104 ID: 3818ce

>>98100
Love jiuces go bad, as this guy points out, though teeth might not make the best gift. How about some sort of icon? A woodcarving or a painting? Maybe some sort of locket?
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No. 98109 ID: eaec5a

>>98103
Fucking Christ girl. You crazy.
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No. 98110 ID: c0f3bf

Don't do it IN the shop, wait till you get outside.
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No. 98111 ID: b4904c

Okay, someone needs to teach this girl bedside manners.
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No. 98112 ID: 392d01
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98112

I dont want to give him some jewelry. I wouldnt have made it myself. No significance.
Taking a tooth out would hurt so much!

I go to the general store.
'Hello, I want a vial on a necklace.'
'I have a beautiful crystal vial. Its 50 gold. It is very beautiful.'
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No. 98114 ID: 119b5c

>>98112
Girl, you have some issues. What happened to the "Don't want anything wrong thought of me"?
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No. 98115 ID: c0f3bf

Get it. Double check that it's watertight.
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No. 98116 ID: bbae40

*ahemchoochooahem*
This is a bad idea. Very bad.
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No. 98117 ID: 632862

>>98112
Wow! That's a lot. But aren't the most expensive gifts usually the best?
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No. 98119 ID: b4904c

I was about to suggest having his kids as the ultimate gift, but...

DO NOT FILL THE VIAL WHILE THE MERCHANT IS LOOKING FOR GODS SAKE!
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No. 98120 ID: 059c31

>>98119
Kids would probably be a better gift than scraping out his gift to you and bottling it up.
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No. 98122 ID: 8ce2bf

>>98112
Ignore the naysayers, I bet he'll love it!
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No. 98123 ID: f44349

>>98112
You really are just the oddest thing.
Oh well, make sure you seal it really well~

...And for goodness sake don't fill it right in the middle of the shop. Find some privacy you tactless thing.
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No. 98126 ID: 392d01
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98126

I pay the shopkeeper 50 gold.
It really is beautiful.
I will fill it in the alley.

'What are you doing?'
my king asks.

'I am making your gift.'
'Oh. For candlefeast?'
'No. For you because I am happy with our current situation. I want to seal the deal.'
'It must be a great gift then!'

I would give him kids but it takes a few months for them to come out I think.
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No. 98130 ID: c0f3bf

It's pretty? We wanna see!
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No. 98132 ID: 392d01
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98132

I put it around his neck.
'This is to remember me by. Now we must be together forever. You cant ever leave or something, okay?'
I say.
My king nods. He also blushes!
'Yes, I agree.'
He looks proud.

I am very happy. Now we will be together forever!
I win!
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No. 98133 ID: 119b5c

>>98126
>>/questdis/317907
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No. 98138 ID: c0f3bf

Kiss him~
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No. 98139 ID: f44349

>>98132
>I win!
Yes... yes you do.

Oh kiss him~
You practically HAVE to!
It is the most dramatically appropriate action!
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No. 98140 ID: 059c31

>>98132
Oh God, the Yellow King FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...
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No. 98143 ID: 392d01
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98143

I kiss him.
Behind me the townfolk light up the bonfire.
It is like the fire in my heart!

This is the best candlefeast ever!
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No. 98144 ID: 119b5c

>>98143
Annnnnd End dream/memory sequence.
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No. 98145 ID: f21281
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98145

>>98140

>Yellow
>Gray
>Gnolls
>YELLOW FANG AND GRAY FANG
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No. 98146 ID: c0f3bf

Hug and check out that bonfire.
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No. 98147 ID: 059c31

>>98145
You just got it didn't you.
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No. 98149 ID: 392d01
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98149

The End

People killed: 0/135
People recruited: 2/2
People fucked: 2/1
Gold spend: 92.1/300

Your rank is:
Innocent Lech

Congratulations!
and
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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No. 98152 ID: b4904c

>>98145
Huh.
Well.
DUH?
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No. 98154 ID: 059c31

>>98149
And a merry Candlemass to you too Grey and Yellow, I wish you a brighter future than your past.
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No. 98155 ID: c0f3bf

Meeeeerry christmaaas~
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No. 98160 ID: 434704
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98160

>>98145
BY JOVE!!!
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No. 98161 ID: 632862

>>98154
hahaha

They're gonna get slaughtered. One will have a superheavy crossbow bolt lodged in their brain, the other will get killed by Ridder. Hopefully their two employees won't feel loyal enough to fight back.
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No. 98181 ID: 488063

>>98161
I think Reaver needed more people to throw at Ridder to make things interesting.
And this was a very awesome way to do it.
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No. 98340 ID: 44a26f
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98340

>>98145

!
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No. 98444 ID: 96dac0

>>98145
There is no yellow fang. It's actually Grey Fang and Orange Fang.
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No. 98470 ID: 632862

>>98444
No, Orange left the mercenaries, and Grey would've been mentioned as leaving as well if she left with him.. It's definitely Yellow Fang.
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