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947959 No. 947959 ID: b517b1

pls don't make this weird. SFW and NSFW allowed. Anything too gross might be deemed too much but other than that all bets are off.

help me
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No. 947960 ID: 0fae41

Enhance knockers.
No. 947962 ID: 0efe8e

Get shorter, short bois/grills are the best
No. 947963 ID: 12b116

Enhance knockers
No. 947964 ID: e7c7d3

I'd like some horns.
No. 947965 ID: 3ce8ff

I desire there to be exactly pi^e of him where e is Euler's number
No. 947966 ID: 979c00

Needs fancier hair!
No. 947970 ID: cfc80f

No. 947971 ID: ca2950

Enhance number of knockers
No. 947973 ID: b1b4f3

Big monster hands.
No. 947977 ID: a9af05

Grow a tail.
No. 947979 ID: 9876c4

Please no

Bearmode, smaller ears, greater mass.
No. 947980 ID: 23674d

Intense, red eyes.

No. 947982 ID: 6f7a5a

digitigrade legs
No. 947983 ID: 0055dc

No. 947984 ID: 4b456b
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Y'all are just trying to get me to draw a furry shortstack.

Guys I can't nut to this wtf

Will be included in the next update.

During weekends cut off time will be around an hour after the update, but feel free to comment if no update has popped up yet. On weekdays updates may take up to a day or two so feel free to post whatever.

All posts will be used unless contradicted by previous one.
No. 947985 ID: 0efe8e

Thiccer arms to match them paws
No. 947986 ID: 0fae41

Second, serpentine head growing out the neck.
No. 947987 ID: e7c7d3

Looks like we're going monstrous. Let's get some spines going down the spine.
No. 947988 ID: 12b116

increase cup size
No. 947989 ID: 094652

Exotic nipples (pick two)
- Cow-length
- 4 nipples / boob
- Can open up (and maybe vore people)
No. 947990 ID: b1b4f3

Tiny feet.
No. 947991 ID: c4c64c

Goat hooves
No. 947992 ID: 3ce8ff

a nice stretchy but tight vagoo
No. 947993 ID: 979c00

No. 947994 ID: ca2950

A form that roils and bubbles in maddening, blasphemous fashion, shimmering and shifting through the splintered cracks of unknowable spaces, forming and absorbing formless appendages and evershifting eyes and gaping, ravenous maws rippling upon its protean, formless surface.
No. 947995 ID: 9876c4

That's called a walrus
No. 947996 ID: 0055dc

No. 947998 ID: a9af05

Replace fluffy tail with a scaley reptilian tail.
No. 948001 ID: 9836de
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Since previous tail post only said "tail", the new scaly tail does not contradict the previous post.

The exotic nipple suggestion, unfortunately, is a bit too off to be utilized. Additionally, due to ever lowering detail space we may have to create some more perfect ocs in a few updates, but that remains to be seen.

No. 948002 ID: 3ce8ff

no midsection at all
No. 948003 ID: 979c00

Now fuse with the clones to achieve her final form.
No. 948004 ID: 6a2d5d

No. 948005 ID: 0efe8e

even thicker arms, they still don't quite match the wrists
No. 948006 ID: 8b7c8a

A snake head on the end of her scaly tail
No. 948007 ID: 0fae41

What is this, an update for ants?
...Ant mandibles.
No. 948008 ID: ca2950

Made entirely of bismuth crystals
No. 948009 ID: 094652

wings on breasts
No. 948011 ID: e7c7d3

wait, we're making a furry OC and there's no wings? Add dragon wings!
No. 948012 ID: b517b1
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No. 948013 ID: cfc80f

I think both the artist and the creation are going to need some booze for this.
No. 948014 ID: 0055dc

No. 948020 ID: e6f10c

Head off the disingenuous "THOSE HUGE TITS'LL BREAK HER BACK" crowd by moving her upper breasts down to waist level.
No. 948022 ID: 9836de

OKKKKK due to this becoming utterly madness (and me starting to run low on time) I'm gonna cut it off here. BUT WE'RE NOT DONE YET (especially since some other quest authors want to make their own perfect ocs).

New rule: Only small increments to the body are allowed after the first 1-2 updates.

Just one last thing, to do after I draw this next post...
No. 948025 ID: 094652

... no?

give her hives on her butt that hold multiple kitsune-fairy hybrids.
No. 948028 ID: e9ec8e
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Due to losing her midsection (NOOOOO AHHHHHHHHH) the breasts cannot be moved to the waist. Other than that, here she is.

One more thing is needed; her name. First five posts suggest the syllables that make up her first name. Next 5 posts suggest the syllables that make up her last name.
No. 948029 ID: e7c7d3

No. 948030 ID: 3ce8ff

No. 948031 ID: 0055dc

No. 948032 ID: ca2950

No. 948033 ID: 6f7a5a

No. 948034 ID: 0efe8e

No. 948036 ID: 5a5548

No. 948037 ID: 0fae41

No. 948039 ID: b1b4f3

No. 948040 ID: 094652

No. 948042 ID: e9ec8e
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Congratulations, if you don't nut to her by midnight I will personally send you to Hell in a bread basket. Lineart version hopefully tomorrow.

Alas, we're not done yet...
No. 948044 ID: 3ce8ff
Audio kathpupuma_vadorffkehdaur.mp3 - (29.91KB , kathpupuma vadorffkehdaur.mp3 )

my vocal rendering of her name
No. 948045 ID: 0efe8e
Audio Name.mp3 - (47.70KB )

My attempt at summoning demons, I mean uh... Pronouncing her name.
No. 948046 ID: 5a5548
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for round two, we have a PERFECTLY GENERIC CHARACTER, fresh off the line! this is about as far from a Perfect OC as you can get! let's fuck this thing right up!
No. 948047 ID: 0fae41

Taller than a very tall object.
No. 948048 ID: 6a2d5d

No. 948049 ID: 3ce8ff

1.7363279 of them and the 0.7363279 one is a seperate not dead entity
No. 948050 ID: b1b4f3

Let's have a nice dong this time.
No. 948051 ID: ca2950

A density sufficient to give it an escape velocity of 299,792,458 m/s
No. 948052 ID: 0efe8e

Remain humanoid, we not goin furry this time
No. 948053 ID: 853d00

Is a robot! Beep boop son.
No. 948054 ID: 8d4593

No. 948055 ID: 6f7a5a

No. 948056 ID: cfc80f

Get out of here STALKER, and go get a Kalashnikov
No. 948058 ID: e7c7d3

If we're going robot then we need ear fins
No. 948060 ID: 5a5548
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well that was quick! this is a horrible creature. it is in fact almost two horrible creatures!
No. 948061 ID: cdabe3

How about another penis
No. 948062 ID: 0efe8e

Oh dear god, let's get some eyes completely devoid of soul.
No. 948063 ID: 853d00

He's pretty robotic but could he maybe be more robotic?
No. 948065 ID: e9ec8e

He needs a long robot tongue, good for succ.
No. 948066 ID: b1b4f3

Multiple pairs of arms.
No. 948067 ID: e7c7d3

Tank treads for legs.

On the one that has legs at least.
No. 948068 ID: f46e5e

add a singular boob between the dick and pelvis
No. 948070 ID: c84935

Turtle shell!
No. 948072 ID: 5a5548
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this is getting out of hand now. I am praying but god won't answer.
No. 948073 ID: 0fae41

He is married to the fridge.
No. 948074 ID: 0efe8e

Give it a nice cold glass of Mt. Dew™
No. 948075 ID: 500e12

Make the dicks into snakecocks
No. 948076 ID: c84935

Face is asymmetrical, third eye
No. 948079 ID: 6a2d5d

No. 948080 ID: b1b4f3

Big ass obnoxious halo.
No. 948081 ID: 5a5548
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the Beast has been completed. now it needs a name!
the same rules as before, the first five syllables will be its first name, the next five will be its last name.
No. 948082 ID: 0efe8e

No. 948083 ID: e7c7d3

No. 948084 ID: b517b1

No. 948085 ID: b1b4f3

No. 948086 ID: 6a2d5d

No. 948087 ID: 0fae41

No. 948089 ID: 094652


...uh... Twe?
No. 948090 ID: 5a5548
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hey look, it's out old pal, Lavguhlutraaeiou Fivespeep! he may be a lot of things, but I think we can all agree, most of all, he is a


that's all folks! have a good night!
No. 948092 ID: 0efe8e

Until the next god takes up the baton of leading creation, the thread shall rest, awaiting a new master.
No. 948095 ID: 094652

I'm gonna have nightmares after what we just created.
No. 948097 ID: 7ebbf9
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Round 3!

This is your original character: grey, nondescript and perfectly spherical!

But could it be made even more perfect!?

Since it might take a day, only the more popular options will be used. You can suggest one detail and support any number of details.
No. 948098 ID: 0efe8e

remove underwear
No. 948099 ID: b1b4f3

Let's put some spider legs on that bad boy.
No. 948103 ID: ca2950

The torso of a large breasted female human
No. 948104 ID: e7c7d3

Need those large anime eyes
No. 948106 ID: 500e12

No. 948107 ID: ed87d3

add MORE underwear, like 7 or 8 more...
No. 948109 ID: 094652

Ball has the ability to 'twist' herself into an hourglass figure as the displacement pressure in her wasp-waist abdomen causes breasts, limbs, and ass to form. Ball form is relaxed stance.
No. 948111 ID: 8d4593

One additional Sphere.
Touching this one.
No. 948117 ID: 3ce8ff

more is good
but add a vagoo on top of them
No. 948119 ID: a2f05a

Curly horns
No. 948121 ID: 33056f

Lower body of a snake. But also this. >>948099
No. 948134 ID: efd64d

Massive Kawaii eyes.
No. 948152 ID: f2320a

Sphere with a 2d face
No. 948156 ID: e85a08

No. 948160 ID: 91ee5f

A snoot for booping!
No. 948167 ID: 0fae41

They have no mouth.
No. 948178 ID: 884bef

multiple discordant features phasing in and out of the same space, driving them mad because their nose just turned incorporeal just as it started itching. why? because our waifuhusbando is now A DIMENSION PHASING ELDRITCH WHORROR
No. 948180 ID: 0efe8e

I'm going to give my votes for Spider legs, and the Curly horns
No. 948181 ID: 752a0d

supporting >>948160 and >>948117
No. 948193 ID: d5a6bc

Needs big hair like an 80s anime
No. 948197 ID: e7c7d3


>>948160 and >>948167
They have a snoot and they must scream.

>>948121 and >>948106
The body of a snake cock.
No. 948218 ID: 7ebbf9
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Most popular details added!

>Let's put some spider legs on that bad boy.
'Some' means like two or three right?

>Need those large anime eyes

>add MORE underwear, like 7 or 8 more...
Gotta cover the essentials.

>but add a vagoo on top of them
Odd flex but OK.

Ah, a mythological flair.

>One additional Sphere.
>Touching this one.
Twice as perfect.

>Lower body of a snake
Noodle doodled.

>Curly horns
Ramming speed!

>A snoot for booping!
Boops budgeted for.

>They have no mouth.
This doesn't add anything!

Keep it coming!
No. 948220 ID: 0efe8e

Move those Spider legs to the sides of the torso, and increase the amount of them.
No. 948221 ID: 094652

Actually, the back should be the same as the front (another face, double the head-legs, anything else you do to the front of their torso is now done to their back, etc.)
No. 948223 ID: 1774cd

The poor dear needs hands!
No. 948226 ID: 864e49

It needs death!
No. 948227 ID: 0fae41

Giraffe neck! We need to go longer.
No. 948238 ID: 3ce8ff

vagoo needs a vagoo of its own
No. 948240 ID: 33056f

I don't know what this means but I'll support it!
Plus one (1) boob.
No. 948242 ID: 8d4593

Death is the boyfriend.
No. 948248 ID: e7c7d3

Those snake cocks need armor. Always use protection!

No. 948269 ID: cfc80f

Third eye, but the eye is a small shoggoth.
No. 948279 ID: 0fae41

It's vagoos all the way down.
No. 948283 ID: 864e49

And the shoggoth has a vagoo!

You know what lads? I think this may be starting to get a bit weird.
No. 948374 ID: 7ebbf9
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>The poor dear needs hands!
Such handy things, hands.

>Giraffe neck! We need to go longer.
Don't stop me now, I'm having a good time, I'm having a ball.

>vagoo needs a vagoo of its own
Recursion is permissible.

>Third eye, but the eye is a small shoggoth.
I see, tekeli-li!
No. 948375 ID: 7ebbf9
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>It needs death!
I honestly don't know what you were expecting.

Thank you for playing!
No. 948377 ID: 9ebb8e

Botched ressurrection OC
No. 948448 ID: 0efe8e

And so the thread rests, until someday a new champion arises to make yet another, PERFECT OC.
No. 948466 ID: 291d7f

The prophecy.
No. 948568 ID: 59ed7a
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Is this thread for anyone to play? If yes, then it's round 4, I guess.
Make it perfect.
No. 948569 ID: 0fae41

No. 948570 ID: 0efe8e

(Yeah, Lennox's intents is for this to open to anyone who wishes to take a shot at it)
This beauty needs less leg, cut 'em down to size.
No. 948571 ID: b1b4f3

I think it is, yes.

Give it a square head.
No. 948572 ID: 59ed7a
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>This beauty needs less leg, cut 'em down to size.
>Give it a square head.
No. 948573 ID: 094652

Needs a coke at the crotch.
I mean that literally.
No. 948574 ID: 59ed7a

- a solid, grey substance that is burned as a fuel, left after coal is heated and the gas and tar removed
- slang for cocaine
- Coca-Cola (= a brand name for a sweet, bubbly, brown drink that does not contain alcohol, or a glass of this drink)
Which one it is?
No. 948576 ID: 7ebbf9

Big hair please.
No. 948577 ID: 094652

No. 948578 ID: 59ed7a
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>Big hair please.
>Needs a coke at the crotch.
Coke on coke, uh
No. 948581 ID: 094652

Enhance WEIRD knockers
M.C. Escher-shaped (Klein boobies)
No. 948589 ID: cdabe3

I think we need to add some wings
No. 948592 ID: 0fae41

Let's put a smile on that face!
No. 948595 ID: e7c7d3

Big, beefy shoulders with big beefy arms.
No. 948600 ID: 8d4593

Stretch the smile far beyond the borders of the face.
No. 948602 ID: b1b4f3

Put on some cool sunglasses.
No. 948605 ID: 3ce8ff

needs that head of hair on its hands too
No. 948625 ID: 59ed7a
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It gets disgusting really quick, huh. Try last one.
No. 948626 ID: 7ebbf9

Put on a nice dress.
No. 948627 ID: 094652

Latex rubber clothing.
No. 948628 ID: e85a08

Give it a pleasant aroma.
No. 948629 ID: b1b4f3

Put spikes all over, like an Iron Maiden Regenerador.
No. 948630 ID: e7c7d3

A pretty crown for our princess.
No. 948634 ID: 0efe8e

Exchange white goop for a lime green goop
No. 948643 ID: 0fae41

Lizard tail. Like some kind of goopy, knockoff Bowsette.
No. 949337 ID: 5a5548
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heyy it's been a little while since the last update so I'm gonna go ahead and take over!

feel free to keep going 59ed7a, but in about 24 hours I'm gonna start my own OC. see you guys then!
No. 949614 ID: 5a5548
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Hi guys! my name's Sabrina and I'm a writer! well... sort of... I've only written fanfiction so far... uhm. erotic fanfiction, that is...

but I'm gonna write my first original story! starring my very own bona-fide Original Character! the problem is, I can't think of what to make them like! can you guys help me?

first thing's first, I need to come up with a story for my OC. what kind of Genre should I write? it can be anything! maybe a murder mystery? or a horror story? maybe something a bit more romantic~?

oooo I can't wait!
No. 949615 ID: a80e3c

No. 949616 ID: 0efe8e

Sci-Fi adventure with a twist of romance.
No. 949617 ID: 7ebbf9

Post apocalyptic paranormal romance.
No. 949618 ID: dbf437

Yes victorian cosmic horror is best idea
No. 949619 ID: 094652

>Romantic Cosmic Horror
Now with real Romans! No wait, I can do better.

>Dance-a-thon Baseball; it's baseball but a new law states all players must dance while playing!
Nailed it.
No. 949620 ID: de4640

Combine every suggestion into an amalgam that is an affront to writers everywhere and possibly god too.
No. 949626 ID: 60df9e

Space Opera mixed with Old West.
No. 949627 ID: 0fae41

Science fiction pseudo-documentary.
No. 949629 ID: 3ce8ff

science fantasy but the machines are treated as magic and the magic is treated as machines
No. 949630 ID: ca2950

Post-Apocalyptic transhumanist dance musical.
No. 949636 ID: 3ce8ff

naw this wins just also add magic to the setting
No. 949638 ID: 2202fb

I would like to humbly suggest we combine these three.
No. 949640 ID: d5a6bc

Supporting victorian cosmic horror
No. 949641 ID: cdabe3

Victorian cosmic horror erotica
No. 949653 ID: 5a5548
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wow! you guys are so enthusiastic! that's so sweet~! so it sounds like you guys awant to write a Victorian Space Opera Cosmic Horror Romantic Musical!

I've never written something like that before, but how hard could it be? let's jump right into it!
No. 949654 ID: 5a5548
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how about for the main character, we have a detective? someone mysterious and sexy. what should the detective be like?
No. 949656 ID: bc6496

No. 949658 ID: 9155b0

Pregnant and horny. Just wants to fuck all the time.
No. 949659 ID: 0fae41

They should go undercover as a nightclub singer.
No. 949661 ID: 0efe8e

one of their hands is missing, and is a gun, cause it's edgy
No. 949662 ID: 1dbaf7

I’m just gonna go ahead and veto any pregnancy
No. 949663 ID: 1dbaf7

Well it wouldn’t be a detective story of the main character wasn’t smoking at least three cigarettes at once
No. 949665 ID: 60df9e

Round sunglasses!
No. 949666 ID: 3ce8ff

not how this works! not one but two are already for (it if you got here first you could do that)
can do something like this though: mentally and biologically male (it's just that eldritch horrors don't care about trivialities like that)
No. 949669 ID: e5e15e

They think they're mysterious and cool, but they're actually a giant dork and if they're not solving mysteries they're just horrible at everything else.
No. 949670 ID: b1b4f3

I thought pregnant implied female already...
Victorian elements are required! More FRILLY CLOTHING!
No. 949673 ID: d5a6bc

Sharp teeth and an eyepatch for cool points
No. 949674 ID: 8d4593

>I thought pregnant implied female already...
Not if he's BUTT PREGNANT with eldritch horror.
No. 949677 ID: bc6496

No. 949680 ID: 2202fb

What if... we are both male and female? Aside from the herm possibility, we could have them be female but mentally male.

Also we absolutely must have the pregnancy in the torso somewhere, otherwise we wouldn't have any fabulous chestbursters!
No. 949691 ID: dbf2cd

Not just a gun...

Big Iron.
No. 949694 ID: 094652

Spikes through the eye sockets
No. 949700 ID: 3ce8ff

kome how could you we were sticking to inconvenient rather than straight up disabling, that should be round two at least
No. 949708 ID: feecd8

An extra thicc lizard lady!
No. 949711 ID: 741672

Should be made of solid shadow and brain pregnant!
No. 949722 ID: 5a5548
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this guy is Vance Darkvision. by day he is just your average billionaire playboy vampire living in a haunted castle!
No. 949723 ID: 5a5548
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by night, he sings lounge music in a burlesque show under the show name Madame Ravenorchid.
No. 949724 ID: 5a5548
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and by even later in the night he stalks the alleys of the streets as a Private investigator specializing in Erotic and Esoteric mysteries!
No. 949725 ID: 5a5548
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I hope you guys don't mind if I get a little bit more comfortable~

I just washed these jeans, and where this story is going I'm thinking I should take them off before I get them dirty again...
No. 949726 ID: 5a5548
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uh anyway, like I was saying, he takes on the cases other PIs won't. the sexy kind.

except in his latest case, something unexpected happened! the old one Vance was attempting to make contact with lashed out with a attack to his very soul!
No. 949727 ID: 5a5548
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how will Vance deal with his new predicament? who knows?

for now, Vance is at his lowest point. Mpregged, out of work, and short on clues, he has no one to turn to, but then he meets a mysterious individual. little does he know this person will be the love of his life!

and that person is...

(it's your turn, guys! give me a good love interest! this story is going great so far, let's keep it going!)
No. 949729 ID: bc6496

No. 949730 ID: dbf437

This but their name is Todd
No. 949732 ID: 0fae41

The leader of the alien invasion, mortal enemy of eldritch-kind!
No. 949734 ID: 6d6624

The Glow Cloud! (all hail)
No. 949735 ID: 4854ef

Alien love interest who turned against their kind for their fascination with others.
No. 949738 ID: 3ce8ff

Also they are blind and thus care little about the physical forms of others
No. 949741 ID: cdabe3

Also the blind alien rebel looks like a thicc wolf girl with big ol tiddies :D
No. 949757 ID: 60df9e

She's a lawyer!
No. 949771 ID: 094652

Parody Face, the incontinent face-shifter who keeps resembling trademarked non-original characters!
(Note: Visually depicted as one large censored square for a face in-and-out of story, but the CONTEXT of people communicating with them clearly indicates who they're apparently looking at.)
No. 949789 ID: 2202fb

ooh, i like this one. And lets make them not a specific gender, but able to swap to literally whatever so they can fit more characters.
No. 949868 ID: 3ce8ff

bit late for not being gendered we are already a pregnant male.
No. 950252 ID: 5a5548
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Vance is face to face with his greatest and most sexually aggressive foe yet, a shape shifting Old One, a mass of tentacles and eyeballs, and one of the multitudinous spawn of the heralds of the end of man, Todd.

"oh hey Todd." Vance says Darkvisionly.

"word on the street is you got knocked up by a Slythogg" Todd replies, "listen, baby, I know I got my problems, but I want to make this work. I want to make you an honest lady."

"why would I get married to a Great Old One when I can just keep sleeping around with alien poontang the galaxy over?"

"I can give you true love"

"ehhhh... what else you got?"

"an infinite number of tentacles that can jerk you off forever."

"well you do have a strong offer there."
No. 950253 ID: 5a5548
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"no Vance! you should go with me, the rebel alien space pirate, Savriina! together we can end the thousand year long civil war of the Thru'nakk'ki civilization!"

uh..." Vance shrugs, "well Todd here is going to jack me off for eternity. what are you offering?"

"I've got a plump juicy ass and I'll do whatever you want with it!"

"hmmm..." Vance scratches his chin, "well I do kind of want to roll a quarter down that back..."
No. 950254 ID: 5a5548
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nnnn. this story is going great! I'm... just about finished... but we need to resolve this- ah! this love triangle. and- and figure it out quick, guys... we're getting cLOSe to the climax!
No. 950256 ID: a5b63e

Todd is hot as fuck.

I see no problem here, triangles are the strongest shapes in nature, after all; it logically follows that a love triangle is the strongest type of relationship that can possibly be engaged in. Just get Todd with Savriina, then fuck’em both. Everyone is happy.

No brainer.
No. 950269 ID: cdabe3

this logic is flawless; hook up with them both forever in a tentacle-ly embrace!
No. 950289 ID: 3ce8ff

ye monogamy is stupid and i feel STDs will be a minimal problem between these three (or at least not likely to become a bigger problem than it already might be)
No. 950295 ID: 4854ef

Nothing ends a thousand long civil war better then eternal tentacles.
No. 950734 ID: 499062

Suddenly a dark shape bursts into the room; it's an indian elephant. He shoots Savriina, wounding her lethally, but Todd, out of the kindness of it's dark, dark heart, merges with Savriina, saving her life, and incidentally fusing ass and tentacles into one perfect package.
No. 950799 ID: 094652

And then Savriina's head imploded. Todd let out a mirthful chuckle as sparkles of frosting faded from his wriggling tentacle. But mere imaginary-seconds later, his quantum self let out a squeak as MEGADADPOCALYPSE imposed a TSHIRT-LAYER FOOT on their MISCHIEVOUS PROGENY for committing IMPLOSIONICIDE three centuries and -20ij microseconds before the DAWN OF THE LEWDCILDOODAPOCALYPSE, and quickly MAWED at the terrified Todd to revert things to an acceptable parameter or be VOIDED.

Except Savriina's head was permanently ASTRALIZED! She could no longer interact her head directly with anything not connected to her body, and now she can't even see or hear without specialized magical augmentations! AND SHE CAN NO LONGER TASTE ICE CREAM DICK SANWICHES! NOOOOOOOO
On the plus side it appears all the pleasure centers in her brain have been PERMANENTLY ENHANCED due to the lack of direct bodily concerns that take up 50% of the brain's time, like adding dumb padding to prevent headshots. And she might be slightly smarter, but you can't tell.
No. 952864 ID: 5a5548
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"hey I got an idea." Vance says, "let's just all of us fuck?"

"what? like a threesome?" Savriina rubs her chin, "yeah, that makes sense! love triangles are bullshit."

and before long the three of them were twisted together like a handful of horny pretzels! the wild rutting produces a shockwave of horny energy that radiates throughout the Thru'nakk'ki civilization and and- a...
No. 952865 ID: 5a5548
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No. 952868 ID: 5a5548
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th-thank youuu guysss!

this was the best uhm... story... I've ever done! I'm gonna submit this one to the forums tomorrow, tonight I need uh... I need to lay down...
No. 952873 ID: dee4cb

The pleasure was all ours~
No. 952905 ID: d924af

We’re so good at writing plot.
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