>>949654
PREGNANT WITH ELDRITCH HORROR

Pregnant and horny. Just wants to fuck all the time.

They should go undercover as a nightclub singer.

one of their hands is missing, and is a gun, cause it's edgy

I’m just gonna go ahead and veto any pregnancy

>>949662
Well it wouldn’t be a detective story of the main character wasn’t smoking at least three cigarettes at once

Round sunglasses!

>>949662
not how this works! not one but two are already for (it if you got here first you could do that)
can do something like this though: mentally and biologically male (it's just that eldritch horrors don't care about trivialities like that)

They think they're mysterious and cool, but they're actually a giant dork and if they're not solving mysteries they're just horrible at everything else.

I thought pregnant implied female already...
Victorian elements are required! More FRILLY CLOTHING!

Sharp teeth and an eyepatch for cool points

>>949670
>I thought pregnant implied female already...
Not if he's BUTT PREGNANT with eldritch horror.

>>949674
or EAR PREGNANT!

What if... we are both male and female? Aside from the herm possibility, we could have them be female but mentally male.

Also we absolutely must have the pregnancy in the torso somewhere, otherwise we wouldn't have any fabulous chestbursters!

>>949661
Not just a gun...

Big Iron.

Spikes through the eye sockets

>>949694
kome how could you we were sticking to inconvenient rather than straight up disabling, that should be round two at least

>>949654
An extra thicc lizard lady!

Suggestion 2019/11/16(Sat)21:51 No. 949711 ID: 741672

Should be made of solid shadow and brain pregnant!

Sabrina 2019/11/17(Sun)05:12 No. 949722 ID: 5a5548
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this guy is Vance Darkvision. by day he is just your average billionaire playboy vampire living in a haunted castle!

Sabrina 2019/11/17(Sun)05:14 No. 949723 ID: 5a5548
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by night, he sings lounge music in a burlesque show under the show name Madame Ravenorchid.

Sabrina 2019/11/17(Sun)05:14 No. 949724 ID: 5a5548
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and by even later in the night he stalks the alleys of the streets as a Private investigator specializing in Erotic and Esoteric mysteries!

Sabrina 2019/11/17(Sun)05:16 No. 949725 ID: 5a5548
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uhmmmmm

I hope you guys don't mind if I get a little bit more comfortable~

I just washed these jeans, and where this story is going I'm thinking I should take them off before I get them dirty again...

Sabrina 2019/11/17(Sun)05:18 No. 949726 ID: 5a5548
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uh anyway, like I was saying, he takes on the cases other PIs won't. the sexy kind.

except in his latest case, something unexpected happened! the old one Vance was attempting to make contact with lashed out with a attack to his very soul!

Sabrina 2019/11/17(Sun)05:21 No. 949727 ID: 5a5548
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how will Vance deal with his new predicament? who knows?

for now, Vance is at his lowest point. Mpregged, out of work, and short on clues, he has no one to turn to, but then he meets a mysterious individual. little does he know this person will be the love of his life!

and that person is...

(it's your turn, guys! give me a good love interest! this story is going great so far, let's keep it going!)

>>949727
ZHGTATHRA´KRHG THE WRITHING MASS OF TENTACLES AND BEAKS, KING OF ROT AND HERALD OF THE ROUT OF MANKIND

>>949729
This but their name is Todd

The leader of the alien invasion, mortal enemy of eldritch-kind!

The Glow Cloud! (all hail)

Alien love interest who turned against their kind for their fascination with others.

Also they are blind and thus care little about the physical forms of others

Also the blind alien rebel looks like a thicc wolf girl with big ol tiddies :D

>>949727
She's a lawyer!

Parody Face, the incontinent face-shifter who keeps resembling trademarked non-original characters!
(Note: Visually depicted as one large censored square for a face in-and-out of story, but the CONTEXT of people communicating with them clearly indicates who they're apparently looking at.)

>>949771
ooh, i like this one. And lets make them not a specific gender, but able to swap to literally whatever so they can fit more characters.

>>949789
bit late for not being gendered we are already a pregnant male.

0417 2019/11/23(Sat)23:15 No. 950252 ID: 5a5548
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Vance is face to face with his greatest and most sexually aggressive foe yet, a shape shifting Old One, a mass of tentacles and eyeballs, and one of the multitudinous spawn of the heralds of the end of man, Todd.

"oh hey Todd." Vance says Darkvisionly.

"word on the street is you got knocked up by a Slythogg" Todd replies, "listen, baby, I know I got my problems, but I want to make this work. I want to make you an honest lady."

"why would I get married to a Great Old One when I can just keep sleeping around with alien poontang the galaxy over?"

"I can give you true love"

"ehhhh... what else you got?"

"an infinite number of tentacles that can jerk you off forever."

"well you do have a strong offer there."

0417 2019/11/23(Sat)23:19 No. 950253 ID: 5a5548
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"no Vance! you should go with me, the rebel alien space pirate, Savriina! together we can end the thousand year long civil war of the Thru'nakk'ki civilization!"

uh..." Vance shrugs, "well Todd here is going to jack me off for eternity. what are you offering?"

"I've got a plump juicy ass and I'll do whatever you want with it!"

"hmmm..." Vance scratches his chin, "well I do kind of want to roll a quarter down that back..."

0417 2019/11/23(Sat)23:21 No. 950254 ID: 5a5548
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nnnn. this story is going great! I'm... just about finished... but we need to resolve this- ah! this love triangle. and- and figure it out quick, guys... we're getting cLOSe to the climax!

Todd is hot as fuck.

I see no problem here, triangles are the strongest shapes in nature, after all; it logically follows that a love triangle is the strongest type of relationship that can possibly be engaged in. Just get Todd with Savriina, then fuck’em both. Everyone is happy.

No brainer.

>>950256
this logic is flawless; hook up with them both forever in a tentacle-ly embrace!

>>950269
ye monogamy is stupid and i feel STDs will be a minimal problem between these three (or at least not likely to become a bigger problem than it already might be)

Nothing ends a thousand long civil war better then eternal tentacles.

Suddenly a dark shape bursts into the room; it's an indian elephant. He shoots Savriina, wounding her lethally, but Todd, out of the kindness of it's dark, dark heart, merges with Savriina, saving her life, and incidentally fusing ass and tentacles into one perfect package.

And then Savriina's head imploded. Todd let out a mirthful chuckle as sparkles of frosting faded from his wriggling tentacle. But mere imaginary-seconds later, his quantum self let out a squeak as MEGADADPOCALYPSE imposed a TSHIRT-LAYER FOOT on their MISCHIEVOUS PROGENY for committing IMPLOSIONICIDE three centuries and -20ij microseconds before the DAWN OF THE LEWDCILDOODAPOCALYPSE, and quickly MAWED at the terrified Todd to revert things to an acceptable parameter or be VOIDED.

Except Savriina's head was permanently ASTRALIZED! She could no longer interact her head directly with anything not connected to her body, and now she can't even see or hear without specialized magical augmentations! AND SHE CAN NO LONGER TASTE ICE CREAM DICK SANWICHES! NOOOOOOOO
On the plus side it appears all the pleasure centers in her brain have been PERMANENTLY ENHANCED due to the lack of direct bodily concerns that take up 50% of the brain's time, like adding dumb padding to prevent headshots. And she might be slightly smarter, but you can't tell.

Sabrina 2020/01/06(Mon)13:17 No. 952864 ID: 5a5548
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"hey I got an idea." Vance says, "let's just all of us fuck?"

"what? like a threesome?" Savriina rubs her chin, "yeah, that makes sense! love triangles are bullshit."

and before long the three of them were twisted together like a handful of horny pretzels! the wild rutting produces a shockwave of horny energy that radiates throughout the Thru'nakk'ki civilization and and- a...

Sabrina 2020/01/06(Mon)13:21 No. 952868 ID: 5a5548
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th-thank youuu guysss!

this was the best uhm... story... I've ever done! I'm gonna submit this one to the forums tomorrow, tonight I need uh... I need to lay down...

The pleasure was all ours~

We’re so good at writing plot.