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947959 No. 947959 ID: b517b1

pls don't make this weird. SFW and NSFW allowed. Anything too gross might be deemed too much but other than that all bets are off.

help me
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No. 949656 ID: bc6496

No. 949658 ID: 9155b0

Pregnant and horny. Just wants to fuck all the time.
No. 949659 ID: 0fae41

They should go undercover as a nightclub singer.
No. 949661 ID: 0efe8e

one of their hands is missing, and is a gun, cause it's edgy
No. 949662 ID: 1dbaf7

I’m just gonna go ahead and veto any pregnancy
No. 949663 ID: 1dbaf7

Well it wouldn’t be a detective story of the main character wasn’t smoking at least three cigarettes at once
No. 949665 ID: 60df9e

Round sunglasses!
No. 949666 ID: 3ce8ff

not how this works! not one but two are already for (it if you got here first you could do that)
can do something like this though: mentally and biologically male (it's just that eldritch horrors don't care about trivialities like that)
No. 949669 ID: e5e15e

They think they're mysterious and cool, but they're actually a giant dork and if they're not solving mysteries they're just horrible at everything else.
No. 949670 ID: b1b4f3

I thought pregnant implied female already...
Victorian elements are required! More FRILLY CLOTHING!
No. 949673 ID: d5a6bc

Sharp teeth and an eyepatch for cool points
No. 949674 ID: 8d4593

>I thought pregnant implied female already...
Not if he's BUTT PREGNANT with eldritch horror.
No. 949677 ID: bc6496

No. 949680 ID: 2202fb

What if... we are both male and female? Aside from the herm possibility, we could have them be female but mentally male.

Also we absolutely must have the pregnancy in the torso somewhere, otherwise we wouldn't have any fabulous chestbursters!
No. 949691 ID: dbf2cd

Not just a gun...

Big Iron.
No. 949694 ID: 094652

Spikes through the eye sockets
No. 949700 ID: 3ce8ff

kome how could you we were sticking to inconvenient rather than straight up disabling, that should be round two at least
No. 949708 ID: feecd8

An extra thicc lizard lady!
No. 949711 ID: 741672

Should be made of solid shadow and brain pregnant!
No. 949722 ID: 5a5548
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this guy is Vance Darkvision. by day he is just your average billionaire playboy vampire living in a haunted castle!
No. 949723 ID: 5a5548
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by night, he sings lounge music in a burlesque show under the show name Madame Ravenorchid.
No. 949724 ID: 5a5548
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and by even later in the night he stalks the alleys of the streets as a Private investigator specializing in Erotic and Esoteric mysteries!
No. 949725 ID: 5a5548
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I hope you guys don't mind if I get a little bit more comfortable~

I just washed these jeans, and where this story is going I'm thinking I should take them off before I get them dirty again...
No. 949726 ID: 5a5548
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uh anyway, like I was saying, he takes on the cases other PIs won't. the sexy kind.

except in his latest case, something unexpected happened! the old one Vance was attempting to make contact with lashed out with a attack to his very soul!
No. 949727 ID: 5a5548
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how will Vance deal with his new predicament? who knows?

for now, Vance is at his lowest point. Mpregged, out of work, and short on clues, he has no one to turn to, but then he meets a mysterious individual. little does he know this person will be the love of his life!

and that person is...

(it's your turn, guys! give me a good love interest! this story is going great so far, let's keep it going!)
No. 949729 ID: bc6496

No. 949730 ID: dbf437

This but their name is Todd
No. 949732 ID: 0fae41

The leader of the alien invasion, mortal enemy of eldritch-kind!
No. 949734 ID: 6d6624

The Glow Cloud! (all hail)
No. 949735 ID: 4854ef

Alien love interest who turned against their kind for their fascination with others.
No. 949738 ID: 3ce8ff

Also they are blind and thus care little about the physical forms of others
No. 949741 ID: cdabe3

Also the blind alien rebel looks like a thicc wolf girl with big ol tiddies :D
No. 949757 ID: 60df9e

She's a lawyer!
No. 949771 ID: 094652

Parody Face, the incontinent face-shifter who keeps resembling trademarked non-original characters!
(Note: Visually depicted as one large censored square for a face in-and-out of story, but the CONTEXT of people communicating with them clearly indicates who they're apparently looking at.)
No. 949789 ID: 2202fb

ooh, i like this one. And lets make them not a specific gender, but able to swap to literally whatever so they can fit more characters.
No. 949868 ID: 3ce8ff

bit late for not being gendered we are already a pregnant male.
No. 950252 ID: 5a5548
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Vance is face to face with his greatest and most sexually aggressive foe yet, a shape shifting Old One, a mass of tentacles and eyeballs, and one of the multitudinous spawn of the heralds of the end of man, Todd.

"oh hey Todd." Vance says Darkvisionly.

"word on the street is you got knocked up by a Slythogg" Todd replies, "listen, baby, I know I got my problems, but I want to make this work. I want to make you an honest lady."

"why would I get married to a Great Old One when I can just keep sleeping around with alien poontang the galaxy over?"

"I can give you true love"

"ehhhh... what else you got?"

"an infinite number of tentacles that can jerk you off forever."

"well you do have a strong offer there."
No. 950253 ID: 5a5548
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"no Vance! you should go with me, the rebel alien space pirate, Savriina! together we can end the thousand year long civil war of the Thru'nakk'ki civilization!"

uh..." Vance shrugs, "well Todd here is going to jack me off for eternity. what are you offering?"

"I've got a plump juicy ass and I'll do whatever you want with it!"

"hmmm..." Vance scratches his chin, "well I do kind of want to roll a quarter down that back..."
No. 950254 ID: 5a5548
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nnnn. this story is going great! I'm... just about finished... but we need to resolve this- ah! this love triangle. and- and figure it out quick, guys... we're getting cLOSe to the climax!
No. 950256 ID: a5b63e

Todd is hot as fuck.

I see no problem here, triangles are the strongest shapes in nature, after all; it logically follows that a love triangle is the strongest type of relationship that can possibly be engaged in. Just get Todd with Savriina, then fuck’em both. Everyone is happy.

No brainer.
No. 950269 ID: cdabe3

this logic is flawless; hook up with them both forever in a tentacle-ly embrace!
No. 950289 ID: 3ce8ff

ye monogamy is stupid and i feel STDs will be a minimal problem between these three (or at least not likely to become a bigger problem than it already might be)
No. 950295 ID: 4854ef

Nothing ends a thousand long civil war better then eternal tentacles.
No. 950734 ID: 499062

Suddenly a dark shape bursts into the room; it's an indian elephant. He shoots Savriina, wounding her lethally, but Todd, out of the kindness of it's dark, dark heart, merges with Savriina, saving her life, and incidentally fusing ass and tentacles into one perfect package.
No. 950799 ID: 094652

And then Savriina's head imploded. Todd let out a mirthful chuckle as sparkles of frosting faded from his wriggling tentacle. But mere imaginary-seconds later, his quantum self let out a squeak as MEGADADPOCALYPSE imposed a TSHIRT-LAYER FOOT on their MISCHIEVOUS PROGENY for committing IMPLOSIONICIDE three centuries and -20ij microseconds before the DAWN OF THE LEWDCILDOODAPOCALYPSE, and quickly MAWED at the terrified Todd to revert things to an acceptable parameter or be VOIDED.

Except Savriina's head was permanently ASTRALIZED! She could no longer interact her head directly with anything not connected to her body, and now she can't even see or hear without specialized magical augmentations! AND SHE CAN NO LONGER TASTE ICE CREAM DICK SANWICHES! NOOOOOOOO
On the plus side it appears all the pleasure centers in her brain have been PERMANENTLY ENHANCED due to the lack of direct bodily concerns that take up 50% of the brain's time, like adding dumb padding to prevent headshots. And she might be slightly smarter, but you can't tell.
No. 952864 ID: 5a5548
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"hey I got an idea." Vance says, "let's just all of us fuck?"

"what? like a threesome?" Savriina rubs her chin, "yeah, that makes sense! love triangles are bullshit."

and before long the three of them were twisted together like a handful of horny pretzels! the wild rutting produces a shockwave of horny energy that radiates throughout the Thru'nakk'ki civilization and and- a...
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No. 952868 ID: 5a5548
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th-thank youuu guysss!

this was the best uhm... story... I've ever done! I'm gonna submit this one to the forums tomorrow, tonight I need uh... I need to lay down...
No. 952873 ID: dee4cb

The pleasure was all ours~
No. 952905 ID: d924af

We’re so good at writing plot.
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