Slinko 2019/06/10(Mon)16:34 No. 935378 ID: 395c02
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Family, huh?

Hoard sounds more dragony, but family just kinda feels right.

Can it be both? You dare to venture that it can!

Anyway, everyone went their separate ways shortly after the picnic...

Slinko 2019/06/10(Mon)16:34 No. 935379 ID: 395c02
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...After THE EVENT, that is...

Slinko 2019/06/10(Mon)16:34 No. 935380 ID: 395c02
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Yeah, that happened.

But despite all the shenanigans, you dare to call the PICNIC OF DOOM a success. Yeah, Mom and Dad want you do make good decisions and sometimes you don't quite um do that, but at the end of the day they know you're a lot like them.

Slinko 2019/06/10(Mon)16:34 No. 935381 ID: 395c02
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Really, really lewd.

Slinko 2019/06/10(Mon)16:35 No. 935382 ID: 395c02
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Anyway, you find yourself thinking of the others. Just what adventures did they get up to after you all split up for the day...?

Choose a scenario, kupo! I mean, please! the kids aren't going to get that

-A: Siphon and Tempest. They seemed to click at the picnic. Just what lewd things did they get up to?
-B: Outissa and Eezeryh. Okay these two definitely have something going on.
-C: Saint Duke and Skif. Will they engage in chivalrous touching!?!??! ...probably not.
-D: Gulketi and Penny. These two hang out? Oh man, now you're kinda curious how that goes.

D! Kabold, kabig.

D!

>>935382
A

>>935382
D its time to Kobush in the fluffies! though some b science would be interesting too.

D, B secondary

D for not!Dragon and diminutive dragon

a for funsies

D

B

C.

Lets dive into this passive-aggressive rivalry!

D Let's see what these two can get up to

Primary B, secondary D.

D.

>>935382
D

D,C secondary! Nothing could possibly go wrong!

Thanks, Slinko. I have to replay FF6 now. Anyway...

D

C Hell yeah angry gay sex!

Okay that's probably not going to happen so D. Fluffy adoraBold adventures.

i wanna see Siphon and big bird lewd time adventure funs

C!

>>935380
>Yeah, Mom and Dad want you do make good decisions and sometimes you don't quite um do that, but at the end of the day they know you're a lot like them.
>>935381
>Really, really lewd.
Even though you’re not related to them by blood, you somehow managed to inherit their lewdness from them!

>>935382
D: Gulketi and Penny.

A.
curious about what went down with the Lugia look-alike

C, but only after you panic over the lack of a save point on this screen. We must save before making a decision of this magnitude.

C

C

Assuming we're still doing primary + secondary voting
C, D

I want some action with the bois

My secondary for the cutes.

C

>>935434
I take it back I change my vote to C primary, D secondary!

D.

C

Absolute D

Gulketi 2019/06/17(Mon)18:54 No. 936223 ID: 395c02
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Man.

Today sure has been... something.

I'd guess I'd kind of forgotten what it was like to just hang out with friends, sometimes...

Gulketi 2019/06/17(Mon)18:54 No. 936224 ID: 395c02
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"YOU! YOU'RE ONE OF US!"

"Speep!?"

Gulketi 2019/06/17(Mon)18:55 No. 936225 ID: 395c02
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"A REAL ACTUAL KABUSH!"

"Ka... what??"

"PART KABOLD, PART BUSH! YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS! ALSO WHAT'S THAT ABOUT DRAGONS? ARE THERE DRAGONBUSHES???"

"D-dragon??"

okay think like a ketza think like a ketza...

Gulketi 2019/06/17(Mon)18:55 No. 936226 ID: 395c02
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"Uh... Wanna lick my hand?"

Chei said it was a greeting or something? I dunno man I'm winging it here.

Hehe, wing. Ketza. Like me. Right now. I mean always.

"YOU'RE A FUNNY KABUSH, THE BEST KIND OF KABUSH."

"MAYBE SECOND BEST TO ONE THAT'S CUTE."

"BUT YOU'RE CUTE TOO."

"SO YOU'RE DOUBLE THE BEST!"

"Oh um, thanks??"

"I'M PENNY I TOO AM A KABUSH!"

"I'm Gulketi and... um. I thought you guys were called Kabolds?"

Gulketi 2019/06/17(Mon)18:55 No. 936227 ID: 395c02
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"oh no i forgot my bush"

I have a strong desire to put her on top of my head, like I used to do with Chei when he was being cute or just when I felt like it but don't tell him that.

But, uh. Can't quite do that in this form.

What should I do instead...

-A: HUG THE KABOLD!!!

Actually no wait. That would win in a landslide.

Sorry, I'm kind of new at this. Let me try that again.

Gulketi 2019/06/17(Mon)18:55 No. 936228 ID: 395c02
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Step one: Get hugging out of the way.

"oh gosh twice in one day i would hug today if i could"


Now I can decide what to do.

-A: Invite the 'kabush' to the mall. Maybe I can get more BFF shirts...
-B: Go swimming! When I'm a ketza it's mostly 'floating', but...
-C: Invite... Penny, was it? To dinner! Food is always a good way to make new friends!
-D: Invite Penny to meet Kharadra. In this case, specifically focusing on helping Kharadra save her store.

B/d. You should let her borrow your bush by hiding in your fluff.

>>936228
let her sit on your butt its the cloests to being on your head you can get right now.
D/b

B, A!

>>936228
D: Invite Penny to meet Kharadra.

The best way to get people to come into the store is to have cute mascots. Both you and Penny can get customers into the store with your cuteness and then they’ll look around and maybe buy stuff!

B

D

B

D,c

Doesn't Penny like it when there's fewer people around, because it's quieter?
B!
d maybe, she *did* show up there on her own once.

>>936228
Oh no she's cute and anxious just like you (sometimes)
B,c

A and we D while we're there.

B!

A/D can go together as a secondary right? Since visiting birblady means going to the mall anyway!

D

D

>>936228
A, c

Hugging today is usually done by going and doing something nice together with a friend.

>>936228
D

Your BFF Ceri would appreciate you helping save Kharadra's store.

Do whatever the others vote on,
But have her ride on your shoulders as yall do it.

D.

With enough focus and RAW FLOOF, you can become the bush.

>>936228
D

Kharadra is Ceri's friend and would be very sad if she went out of business! If you help keep Kharadra's store open, that would make Ceri very happy!

AD because you're going to need new clothes after this~
... Well, new clothes period.

Gulketi 2019/06/22(Sat)03:19 No. 936764 ID: 395c02
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>Oh no she's cute and anxious just like you (sometimes)
Haha.

ha.

>You should let her borrow your bush by hiding in your fluff.
Like, use me as a bush? I'm not that fluffy.

"So, uh, I'm going to head to the mall to help a nice itkiaki save her store from going under. You wanna, I dunno, come with me or something?"

wow am i that desperate to make new friends?

"THE MALL IS LOUD!"

"Well, I mean... kinda? But maybe the itkiaki will hug you for helping?"

"BIG BIRB LIKES HUGS?"

"Yes! And she's especially soft for... reasons."

>But have her ride on your shoulders as yall do it.
I dunno. She looks kinda heavy given that I'm a ketza right now...

Gulketi 2019/06/22(Sat)03:20 No. 936765 ID: 395c02
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"MORE HUGS FOR KABUSH KIND OR I GUESS KABOLD KIND UNTIL I FIND ANOTHER BUSH!"

My legs are going to fall off but this is otherwise fine.

Gulketi 2019/06/22(Sat)03:20 No. 936766 ID: 395c02
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"*Chirp~!* If it isn't little Gulketi~!"

Not something I hear every day.

"Hi! It me! And I brought a friend!"

Based on Chei, I've come to assume the average ketza's grasp on grammar is pretty iffy. am i enjoying this roleplaying too much?

"I'M A FRIEND??"

"Sure!"

"TODAY IS SO GOOD. SO GOOD!"

"So what do you need doing, Miss Kharadra?"

Gulketi 2019/06/22(Sat)03:20 No. 936767 ID: 395c02
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"*Cheeheep~* I'm tempted to ask you two to stand there and look cute~"

"I mean, we could?"

"I-I'M CUTE?"

"You're quickly becoming a fan-favorite, yeah."

"o-oh gosh"


Actually, come to think of it, I have a pretty good idea of what needs doing. Let's see...

-A: Pass out pamphlets. The response rate on these actually isn't that good, but it's pretty easy to do to make up for it.
-B: Stand in front of the store advertising to passers-by. Weaponizing cuteness for fun and profit!
-C: Man the counter! For obvious reasons, this won't be as 'interactive' as when Ceri did it. ... Uh, I mean. Speep!
-D: Literally stand here and look cute. Uh...

Also, should I do whatever I'm doing with Penny, or should I set her out on whatever task I like second-most?

-X: Hang with Penny! Species-that-start-with-the-letter-K... solidarity...? I dunno, I'm still working on this one.
-Y: Divide and conquer! She can... probably... handle it!

B,X

so just be yourselves and you'll be fine

B, X

Be the adorable mascots.

B,X
Can she make a portable fluff bush (bush ghillie suit) for the Kobold to purchase. So she can be a Kabush on the go.

B, X

Time to give people Diabetes

>>936767
C. but actually stand on the counter it helps draw more people in when they can see your incredible bleps and cuteness in its fullness.
maybe also look at some of the prices Kharadra is using because they might be drasticly underpricing things based on her "finances"
X, sure its harder to draw but KABZA FREINDSHIP!

B, X

also, I guess the store doesn't care about nudity anymore if you two made it inside without issue again without clothing? perhaps maybe you... can ask Kharadra to join the naked fun and suggest it'll be good for business? I mean, that is the best way to "love yourself", by shamelessly showing off your body

B, X
You will have Ketza thighs of Steel by the end of this day!

D, c, X.

>>936767
B, x clearly.
C, y if we want antics

B and X

>>936774
Also support. Try and get Kharadra to join the naked funtime in a cute way. If there is more people getting naked through a movement going on by "the naturals" perhaps she'll get better business by showing support? besides, the naturals love themselves enough to show their body, so why not her?

>>936767
B , X

>>936774
>>936786
>ask Kharadra to support the naturals
You guys are just asking Kharadra to close her store. She sells clothing! Asking her to support a group that doesn’t want to wear clothing seems like a good way to help her close down her store, which is the exact opposite of what we came her to do!

>>936767
B and X

>>936788
I agree.

Sure, the store is called Love Yourself and that's what the Naturals are doing. But Kharadra has a business to run and supporting people that don't want to wear clothes is bad for her business of selling clothes.

>>936767
B/X

tho won't it look a little odd, advertising a clothing store naked?

>>936793
Then I guess we need to put on some clothes and advertise how they perfectly fit our unique bodies.

B/X, B/X all the way

B X
All shapes and sizes.

Primary B, secondary A, X

>>936794
Definitely do this.

B, X

B, X

Gulketi 2019/06/26(Wed)18:58 No. 937344 ID: 395c02
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>perhaps maybe you...
"What if we stand in front of the store, but, like, you also stand with us? And you're naked? ...It's... good for business??? Love Yourself!?!?"

what am I doing

"*Cheheheep~!!* You remind me of a certain other tiny fluffy creature! Are you gonna turn out to be a reptilian girl too? Or maybe a dragon~! *Cheehee~*"

"Hah! Haha!" Except I'm not a dragon! I think. am i? honestly i haven't sat down and thought about—

"DRAGON?" Penny blurts out.

no seriously what's wrong with me. Just a normal fluffy ketza, that's me! Speep speep!

"*Chirp~* Besides, who'd run the register?"

"Um..." That's actually a good point...

"And the Ralians would get so mad! Tempting to see the look on their faces though~"

I have to keep my priorities straight. this tiny, hyperactive body makes it so hard to focus sometimes. I can worry about getting Kharadra naked after saving her store.

assuming ceri doesn't beat me to it...

Gulketi 2019/06/26(Wed)18:58 No. 937345 ID: 395c02
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"Changing the subject... Do you think you could help my friend? Oh, she's Penny, by the way. Penny, Kharadra!"

"*Cheep~* Helping people find their True Beauty is my calling! Miss Penny, let free your desires! What does True Beauty mean to you?"

"K-KABUSH?"

"*Peep!*A Kabold-bush hybrid! Of course!"

She got it in one!? Impressive.

"Don't get that one often," she says, "Let me collect your measurements real quick and I'll work on it over the course of today~"

"O-OH GOSH. A REAL KABUSH? CAN I BE EXTRA BUSHY?"

"*Chirp~* The bushiest!"

Not like she can be bushier than me... wait, am I jealous? Stop that, me.

Gulketi 2019/06/26(Wed)18:58 No. 937346 ID: 395c02
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Once measurements are taken in what will surely be a bonus picture later, we head out front to entice customers with the potential to look as cute as us.

"So we need to attract attention," I say. "Just look as cute and welcoming as possible."

"OH! I WANNA BE CUTE! WILL THEY HUG ME?"

My heart might not survive this.

"SO MANY PEOPLE THOUGH."

"Oh, right, you're a bit shy... Why not start imagining everyone naked?"

"START?"

"Yeah! Then you won't-- wait."

"hehehe"

I struggle to maintain my composure as I hear Penny's tiny, tiny laugh. Two can play at this game! Time to get real, real puffy and blush tons!

Gulketi 2019/06/26(Wed)18:58 No. 937347 ID: 395c02
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"Oh! You two are the cutest!"

SUCCESS.

...Wait a second.

"Myra...?"

"Hmm? Do you have me confused for someone else? That'd be pretty impressive! Not many of my kind around here."

So she's not Ceri's mom, just the same species. Huh. She does look less capable of bench-pressing an amtsvane-sized me. ... shouldn't I just think of that as "me?" Spending all this time as a ketza is getting to me.

Think Amtsvane thoughts...



No that's not better. ...or is it?


Anyway.

What should I do...

-A: Ask her about her True Beauty! I might have to explain what I mean by that.
-B: Ask if she happens to know a certain blue reptilian. The certain blue reptilian is Ceri, of course.
-C: Apply cute smol lizard to cute bigger lizard. The smol lizard is Penny. ... Why am I explaining this to myself?
-D: Always be beeping. I've heard it's really good advice!
-E: Lick her hand! Something something ketza greeting.

That's much better
C/e.

E, C

>>937347
A, c

Well you guys are meant to be drumming up business, might as well do the cute double act and get that store awareness going in the process.

>>937347
D!
a.

>>937347
A/c
eyes on the prize

>>937347
A , C

Time to help Kharadra save her store! Give Not Myra your best sales pitch to convince her to go inside to do some shopping!

>>937347
E,a.

>>937347
D, a

Inform her that, in fact, there is another of her species around.

Then A
or D: Always be speeping

A, C

A, C

' A ' for primary choice and secondary choice is a combination of ' b ' & ' c ' it if possible to do so. if not i will stick with just picking ' b ' for the secondary choice

reason for primary is to help out with Kharadra's store by doing your best with talking about the clothing & stuff found inside the store saying that there a chance it may help with getting closer to their definition of 'true beauty' if they can pick and buy whatever will help themselves out with it.

combination of secondary choice is to ask the question to see if the name Ceri ring any bells and if they know where more of their kind are living, while at the same time doing the action of applying one person on to another one/person or whatever their race/species equivalent of the definition of the word 'person' is.

>>937347
A/D

Just thought of a cute promotional item she could make, ketza plushies. She could make small custom plushies from leftover materials as a little item parents could buy (ketza plushies) or custom design for their children while their getting cloaths sized.

~speep~

>>937347
Ec

>>937347
A , C

Convince her to go in the store and buy something.

Gulketi 2019/07/03(Wed)13:05 No. 938086 ID: 395c02
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This woman's character design looks just unique enough to be important. I better double check. "Have you heard of someone named Ceri? Blue d-- reptilian, buncha spikes and controversial ears?"

I'm pretty sure the ears were the controversial part.

"Doesn't ring a bell, sorry!"

Well, I don't see any reason to push things. She's a potential customer! Now, what would Ceri do...

Gulketi 2019/07/03(Wed)13:05 No. 938087 ID: 395c02
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"Well, never mind that. Tell me-- have you discovered your true beauty!?"

"M-my what?"

"Your true beauty! The beauty that lives inside you! Imagine if you could show the world the way you see yourself! The beauty that is yours and yours alone!"

Even as a ketza, I feel silly being this excitable.

it's kinda fun though...

"Tell her, Penny!"

... What am I doing.

Gulketi 2019/07/03(Wed)13:05 No. 938088 ID: 395c02
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"U-UM... YOU CAN BE A KABUSH!"

"Uh..."

"OR A LIZARD WITH SOFT CHEST-PILLOWS!"

"A lizard with breasts? Wait..."

"OR A BIG HUGE DRAGON!"

penny no

"YOU COULD HAVE A HOARD AND HUG EVERYONE AND MAKE THEM TELL YOU YOU'RE CUTE"

penny pls

"A-AND THEN YOU COULD TOUCH EACH OTHER IN PLACES!"

this is not how you sell clothes--

oh screw it. "Yeah! And uh, imagine feeling the soft silk of the outfit as you get touchy-feely!"

"SOFT HUGS!!!"

"Sure! Why not! And you could look fabulous while doing so!"

is this false advertisement

...Am I the only one who'd notice?

"AND THEN YOU COULD KISS!!!"

"Clothes make kissing better...? I'm kinda grasping at straws here."

"FOR ALL KABOLD AND KABUSH KIND, BUY PRETTY CLOTHES!"

"Uh, yes! Pretty clothes for a pretty lady!

Gulketi 2019/07/03(Wed)13:05 No. 938089 ID: 395c02
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"All you have to do is walk inside"
"ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS HUG ME"

"What?"

"WHAT?"

"What?"

.....

Gulketi 2019/07/03(Wed)13:05 No. 938090 ID: 395c02
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"You two are so precious! I could eat you both up!"

"K-ketza meat is uh, really gamey."

I'm pretty sure I know what she meant, but... this is the same species as Myra...

"I have no idea what you two are talking about, but you're so cute-- how could I say no?"

Oh yeah... ketzas are kinda overpowered when it comes to CHARM.

She heads inside.

...Hey, we did it! We got a customer!

"High four, Penny!"

Gulketi 2019/07/03(Wed)13:05 No. 938091 ID: 395c02
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Uh... sure.

"OH! SOMEONE'S COMING!"

"I mean, there's lots of people coming and going they're just not being drawn."

"I MEAN SOMEONE COMING HERE!"

"Oh! Can you tell anything about them? Maybe we can get prepared ahead of time."

"so many thoughts hard to focus"

"I-it's okay! Just focus on some kind of vague description of what they might be about!"

"I'LL TRY FOR A HUG!"

"We're kinda on the last image. Off-screen?"

"OK!"

"So what're you getting?"

"WELL..."


-A: Someone wondering if a certain storage room is still empty.
-B: Someone who seems extremely relaxed.
-C: Someone concerned about a visiting loved-one.
-D: Someone unsure about their wife's intent.
-E: Someone extremely tired of this shit.

E

E

>"K-ketza meat is uh, really gamey."
Did you make that up or do you actually know this somehow?

E.

E/a.

A/e

>>938091
E

C,d
I have a feeling C might be our local snake with relationship doubts.

>>938091
C

>>938105
>Local snake with relationship issues
Mr. Ilan is still out of town. And I don't think he's in a relationship.

I'm pretty sure it's actually Daatra that's having those thoughts.

D

A
e

>>938091
C

>>938091
C

If that’s Daatra, then I want to help her as much as possible!

A is probably one of those two we caught doing it in the storage room.

B may be the stoner dude.

C may be Daatra.

D may be Ceri dad.

And got no clue who E could be.

Primary A
Secondary
if (ceridad){
D
}
else{
E
}

EA
its in your ass

>>938149
>And got no clue who E could be.
Might be one of the Ralian (however that’s supposed to be spelled) mall security guards. Since the Ralians are the guys that enforce the “you must wear clothes” rule, it makes the most sense that E would be a Ralian mall security guard getting sick of seeing a bunch of people not wearing clothes.

What worries me is that Ralian might not be affected by the combined cute power of Gulketi and Penny and kick them out for not wearing clothes!

C, D

D, E

>>938151
Perfect

--

E.

>>938149
an 'improvement'

local $suggestion = {
return \&A if &A->();
my $_ = $ceridad? \&D : \&E;
&{$_}() && do{return $_} or die;
};

$choice = \&{$suggestion->()};

do {$choice = $choice->()} while (&{$choice}->());

>>938261
When I typed that out I thought I'd get the response "NNNNNNEEEEEERRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDD!!!!!".
I should've known that on this sight I'd instead get out nerded.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

...

[B]E[/B)

Gulketi 2019/07/08(Mon)15:38 No. 938582 ID: 395c02
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"...."

Oh man. This guy looks really, really done with this shit.

Well, done with whatever shit he was previously dealing with, anyway. He's going to need a minute to get tired of our shit.

...hmm, that's not very optimistic, is it?

Gulketi 2019/07/08(Mon)15:38 No. 938583 ID: 395c02
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A gruff voice emits from his mouth. "You kids lose your mama or something?"

"We're not kids! We're just smol!" I object.

"Okay."

That's... a muted response. "Uh, are you seeking your... True Beauty, perhaps?" I ask.

"Nah."

"Uh... maybe you'd like a nice outfit anyway?"

"My clothes suit me fine."

There's something really familiar about this guy... "Are you one of the guards?"

"Nope."

"Uh... you run one of the stores?"

"Stall in the foodcourt."

"Ah..."

Gulketi 2019/07/08(Mon)15:38 No. 938584 ID: 395c02
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"Is it really okay having someone who's this unfunny?"

"HE'S KINDA CUTE THOUGH did i say that out loud oh well what's done is done"

He scoffs. "I'm plenty funny."

"...Are you?"

"Yes."

"Okay."

"Yeah."

"Mm-hmm."

Well, we're not winning any awards for this dialogue anytime soon.

Gulketi 2019/07/08(Mon)15:39 No. 938585 ID: 395c02
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Normally I'd shrug and let this guy go his merry(...?) way, but we really have to take advantage of every potential customer if Kharadra's going to save her store!

If I can just find the right angle, maybe I can still convince him to take a look inside...


What should I do, say, or ask?

>>938585
apply Penny hugs.

Ask if he's okay. He seems annoyed about something, does he want to vent? You can offer a comforting floof.
Also don't forget to mention Kharadra does alterations if he wants to make any changes to his existing clothes.

Why not offer him something that fits his character? Even more clothes that depect exactly how he's feeling? He may have something like that now, but what if he had something like this for tomorrow too? Like a "Shits given today: 0" shirt.

Sell him 'upgrades'. Don't call them clothes or fashion, call them permanent purchases with twelve yearly payments that will increase his stall's sales!

"Sir, I find that the right clothing can put a smile on a customer's face (so you don't have to)! Come inside and browse our affordable collection of dated meme T-shirts."

>>938585

Give him a promotional t-shirt and a few coupons (15% off a ᵯ40 or more purchase), also hand out one of those quality reusable shopping bags to put all those things in.

Tell him something along the lines of "starting next week, on each Monday and Friday, Love Yourself(TM) will offer 20% off random categories of clothing. But since it's Love Yourself(TM)'s Grand Opening, EVERYTHING will be 20% off this week!"

You are not just going save the store, Gulketi, your going to make it so successful that Kharadra will have to franchise it in order to keep up with demand. Kharadra would be so proud of your idea that she would be more than willing to do that 'favor' you suggested earlier.

This is completely 100% your original idea... totally not some random guy without any actual education in business that had enough patience to type all this out on a mobile.

He's wearing some kind of robe and his hair is terrible, he is a lost cause move on.

Actually yeah maybe if we make it seem like we're not interested in him he'll get curious. Or just leave. Win win.

he looks like an absolute dingus offer to help him fix that

"You seem like a man who's emotionally invested in not being emotionally invested in anything. That's a paradox! Why don't you tone back your disinterest so that you don't come off as too interested in being disinterested? Because this shop would be the perfect place to fail to succeed in failing to care!"

>>938643
Yeah, hit him with that arguably nonexistent technicality. Gulketi is an accountant right? Accountants are closely related to lawyers, genus Papyrus confounda, which means he should get a technical-drivel-specific boost to speech skill by proxy.

This is foolproof. Anyone who says otherwise must not have read the subtext of article 6, paragraph 23 under 'nothing could go wrong' in the quester's instruction guide, issue #3, New Testament.

>>938585
Hey guy, you look all kindsa mad. Why be mad, when you can be...
(turn into an Amtsvane)
SOMETHING AWESOME!

>>938585
Most guys don't like to be called beautiful, so maybe instead of trying to appeal to his "inner beauty", you should instead try to appeal to his "inner coolness" or something like that.

>>938656
>(turn into an Amtsvane)
Absolutely do not do that!

Oooh! I know what this guy needs. He need a change.

Like, you've got literal psychic powers telling you that his defining feature is that he's incredibly tired of this shit. He wasn't even at the store when she felt that! So that means it's probably of his everyday situation that's gotten him grumbly. You've also got a psychic's word that he was coming HERE. Like, to this store. To check it out.

He's probably looking for, well, essentially what you're doing right now! Something that will allow for a change of pace, to relax or excite him a little. So that's what you gotta work with! You're probably the brightest (most manic) things he's seen outside the everyday routine since that weird polymorpher invaded the mall and accosted, like, everyone. And you know for a fact that something made him come here, whether it be you, his own doldrums or the events earlier... and if that's the case you CAN help him and you WILL!

"So, no to True Beauty, but what about smol cutey... I MEAN maybe you need a change of pace? There's some stuff in here that could give you a new perspective on things."

Does Kharadra have something that can change someone's height or species?

"Like, literally. You're soooo tall, so I bet it would be quite the shock to be small again! NOT THAT I HAVE ANY RECENT EXPERIENCE WITH THIS."

Gulketi 2019/07/15(Mon)05:15 No. 939174 ID: 395c02
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>he looks like an absolute dingus offer to help him fix that
Yeah, this guy could really use a change of his whole, uh... everything. Why would you go through the trouble of putting on clothes if that's the end result?

I dunno, maybe my opinion is a little skewed. Most of the people I know either try to dress nicely, or don't bother with clothes at all.

...Or are Siphon.

>he is a lost cause move on.
Giving up on people isn't my style! Sometimes you just need to reason with someone to get them to change, or to abandon their plans for galactic domination.

i've had to put out so many sparklers...

"You look like a man who's invested in not caring about anything. But, like, that doesn't make sense, you know? If you wanna look like you don't care, you need to care less about not caring."

...I usually do better than that. Curse this ketza brain!

Gulketi 2019/07/15(Mon)05:15 No. 939175 ID: 395c02
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He shrugs. "Don't really care to not care about caring."

"What? Oh! You're going for irony! Maybe you'd enjoy our collection of meme shirts! Memes are very ironic when they're not terrible which is most of the time!"

ketza braaaaaaaaaain

"Dunno what a meme is," he says. ...Oh right, the tech level here isn't advanced enough for that.

"Uh, maybe something that fits your character? Imagine having clothes that display your feelings!"

"...."

"Okay maybe your current outfit's doing that already, but think about tomorrow! Or the next day! Imagine wearing a 'shits given, colon, zero' shirt!"

"I have 4 of those."

Of course he does. "We have 20% off coupons!"

"Most clothing stores go up to 50% off."

Maybe at the thrift store!

....

Judging from his outfit, that's a real possibility.

Gulketi 2019/07/15(Mon)05:15 No. 939176 ID: 395c02
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I grasp at straws. "Maybe you just need a change! Want to be cute? Tough? Big? Bigger!? Love Yourself can change just about any aspect of your look to match your inner, uh, coolness? The real you inside!"

"You remind me of her."

"Who?"

"Crazy lady that ran around naked. Talked about how big her boobs were."

That has to be Ceri. Acting crazy and talking about boobs is, like, her thing, I'm pretty sure.

He turns away. "Well, this was a thing that happened. See ya."

Argh. Guess this one's a write-off.

Wait, Penny's stepping forward...!

Gulketi 2019/07/15(Mon)05:16 No. 939177 ID: 395c02
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"NOBODY WILL JUDGE YOU!"

"Penny...?"

"YOU CAN BE BIG AND STRONG! OR SMALL AND CUTE! AND IT'S OKAY! BECAUSE YOU'RE YOU, AND THAT'S GOOD TO BE!"

This could really use some dramatic music. Too bad I left my guitar on the ship. And that it's amtsvane-sized.

"OTHER PEOPLE CAN'T LOVE YOU IF YOU DON'T LOVE YOURSELF FIRST! THIS PLACE CAN MAKE YOU YOURSELF, AND IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THEY LAUGH OR JUDGE! THE ONLY WAY TO BE HAPPY IS TO BE YOU, EVEN IF YOU'RE JUST A KABOLD AND NOT ACTUALLY A KABUSH!"

"...."

There's only two ways this could go. Either he's about to turn around for a happy and tender moment, or we're setting up for that one joke where it looks like they're going to turn around but they say no and leave instead.

Gulketi 2019/07/15(Mon)05:16 No. 939178 ID: 395c02
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"No thanks."

"AFTER ALL THAT!?"

GODDAMMIT IT WAS THE SECOND ONE


-A: Tell him to stop being a dick! I dunno if it'll help, but I kinda want to call him a dick right now.
-B: Call for reinforcements. We need Kharadra to charm the pants off him! is he wearing pants?
-C: Tag-team with Penny to look extra cute and fluffy. CHARM never fails, and it won't fail here!
-D: Accept that he's a lost cause. This time could be better spent on less difficult customers.

A/d. Ketza braaain.

I think you should just D. Besides everything else, you don't want to be pushy! That's not what Love Yourself is about, and you don't want people to think it is! This is a place of acceptance, even for non-interest!

>>939178
B apply big titty horny is an emotion! or d

>>939178
D

Being pushy ain’t gonna help you draw in customers. And just like with most businesses, not everyone is going to want to buy your stuff. You just have to accept that someone didn’t want to buy something and just wait for the next customer.

I'm expecting D to win but B to Deus ex in and save us.

C, b

B

(maybe accidentally hook the two up?)

C/d

>>939178
D.

Oh no, appeals to cuteness won’t work!

Go for A/D to bluff him into coming back!

>>939178
D. It is impractical to harass this man.

Just tell Penny(loud enough for him to maybe hear but not shouting) that he's a lost cause.

>>939178
D
He's ONLY the second one. If he's not ready, or interested, pushing won't help.

And on a more practical note, that poncho/minikilt combo doesn't look like its got pockets for a wallet.

D/C, but being pushy is not good for the store image if others are watching.

D
Best to just let him go. Who knows, he might have second thoughts sometime in the future.

>>939178
D

If you harass the stubborn customer for purchases, everyone interested will shirk away out of fear that you'll harass them even more.

>>939178
D
-for Don't worry.
You tried the pitch, he isn't interested. Which is fine, he knows what you have to offer and decided it's not for him.

Any more effort would have negative returns, time to regroup with Penny and be ready and happy for the next customer.

>>939178
D

Just hold the L.

Ask him about the Flower.

>>939340
Yes! Someone who truly doesnt care would never have such a blatant display of originality on them! This must be the chink in their armor!

>>939340
I mean I'm sticking with my vote but there's no harm in asking about it I guess.

>>939178
D

Yes, ask about the flower. We got a weak point... though, it doesn't seem to be a choice. well since flowers are cute, we'll go with C

(changing my vote) >>939191

Ask him about the flower. Otherwise, B, D

Now, don't try 'n' force him. He's clearly won't appreciate trying too hard. Bug him too much, and you'll completely turn him off to changing.

Amtsvane-sized guitar? Jesus that'd be low-pitched

d most respectful option.

Gulketi 2019/07/23(Tue)14:43 No. 940178 ID: 395c02
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Welp, I tried. I wouldn't get anything out of being pushy-- nothing good, at any rate.

...But curiosity's getting the better of me.

"So what's with the flower?" I ask.

He pauses for a moment, then keeps walking away. Rude!

Could I have convinced him if I tried something else? I dunno, but there's no sense beating myself up about it. Sometimes people just aren't interested, you know?

....


Oh! A distraction customer is approaching!

Gulketi 2019/07/23(Tue)14:44 No. 940179 ID: 395c02
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Huh, haven't seen this species before. One of the many less common races that get lumped into 'lesser mammals/reptilians/birbs', I guess? It's weird that most of Ceri's companions are one of those... almost as if it were made specifically for them...

Uh, anyway.

Man, this woman's not leaving much to the imagination, is she?

"Hello!" I say way too excitedly for an amtsvane. "Are you interested in clothing that reveals your True Beauty!?"

...Or any at all?

"U-um..."

She fidgets awkwardly in a way that makes me mildly disappointed this isn't animated.

Wait... Is she, like, shy? How can you be shy and naked in public at the same time??

"T-the thing is, I think my body is kind of um, pretty." She blushes tons and fidgets more, almost as if she's expecting me to disagree.

But I don't! At all! is that weird? i'm a ketzvane so maybe it's weird. but mammals and ceri are so soft...

She calms down a little when she sees me smile/blep at her, and continues. "A-and after I saw a weird snake lady being happy with her body and running around all free, I wanted to be free too... um..."

She starts to slidee her hands down, but catches herself and puts them back on her chest.

"B-but I probably shouldn't follow my heart and be naked! The ralians um, get kinda mad. They said I could only enter the mall if I keep my arms in this exact position the whole time. Shopping's really hard like this, um..."

Ceri mentioned meeting a naked ralian during her 'daring and heroic adventure' (her words) to save her friendship with Daatra. Something about accidentally starting a cult? I should probably ask about that.

"Are you with The Naturals, by any chance?"

"Who're they? Some kind of club?"

Guess not. This could be a chance to recruit a nudist to our side, except... oh. Oh no.

Gulketi 2019/07/23(Tue)14:44 No. 940180 ID: 395c02
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The whole point of Kharadra's store is expressing your heart with clothing!

Also that's how she makes money!

"Penny, what should we do?"

"everyone should be naked like we are! then i can look at-- i mean then everyone will be free!"

"Look at, eh?"

"oh no i can't read your thoughts well enough to know if you're onto me or not"

"Guess it'll just be a mystery."

"yeah guess so!!"

Do I go with what Ceri'd almost definitely want, and convince this woman to follow her naked heart? Or do I help Kharadra by selling the idea of clothing to her? Can I game this and find a middle ground that lets me avoid the decision like Ceri usually does?



What should I do, random thoughts that have been coming and going and I'm trying not to get too weirded out about hearing them again now?

-A: Convince her to embrace nudity. I mean, it works for me.
-B: Upsell Kharadra's more revealing clothing. Sometimes it's sexier to leave something to the imagination, after all.
-C: I have another idea... I actually don't, but the voices in my head can come up with one! I hope!

B. Sometimes, less is more! Like how you seem to be a small bird, but are actually a giant lizard! Sometimes. What is up with that, anyway?

>>940180
B. Suggest she wear an extremely skimpy bra. Maybe one that's basically just there to cover nipples? I'm sure Kharadra has something appropriate.

Primary C: See if Khandra has bodypaint, and paint a swimsuit on her if she does! Just like a certain coffee-selling bird...
Secondary B

A: Yeah hold on why do they let you guys naked in the mall and not her? That sounds like illegal discrimination to me! Encourage her to abandon what little she's wearing.

However... C: Additionally offer her some entirely decorative fashion that doesn't cover anything! Scarves! Socks! Armbands!

>>940187
yeah this

C: Fur-matching underwear! I'm sure that among Kharadra's many true-self-showing supplies, there's a variety of fur-looking materials, and Kharadra is more than skilled enough to make some things that will fit with this lady's fur perfectly!

Then she'll be able to walk around looking like she's completely naked, except any objectionable details will just look like more blank fuzz! It'll still be a bit of a pity, since those covered parts are surely very pretty as well, but it would be an improvement over the situation she's in now, right? Also once she can stop posing her arms like that she'll probably end up wanting some support.

And that's just an idea from us! The lady of the shop herself is SURE to have a lot more ideas and advice!

If not that then uuuhh B.

B

>>940180
B

>>940198
Alternate idea: clothing enchanted to be almost invisible, but which in certain specific areas causes blurring. That would be expensive, though.

... Wait, where is this lady keeping her money? Why would she come to a mall without any? Is she a portal magician???

>>940180
B
there's sure to be something that shows off her beauty while still being able to enjoy the mall and her hands at the same time

C,b
You can definitely get her some clothing that still leaves her chest open and maybe some accessories that bring attention to her pretty horns? Maybe a bow for her tail? Clothing is more than just literal cloth! Accessories are essential~

>>940180
C ish. I am pretty sure Kharadra's wish is for people to feel super pretty and comfy in their own image, so being naked wouldn't counter that, but maybe she can design a few pieces of string to really support her outer beauty and highlight her nudity at the same time. so A but with B supporting her heavy load

B,a

just tell her if she want's to wear something that will let her show off her body but also be able to use her arms she could come into the store and find something. This way if she get's tired of holder her arms in the same position all day she can toss something on that will let her still show off her true self and be able to let her arms rest.

>>940210
Sound suggestion.

B!

Clothes are not meant to hide ones body, they are made to frame and enhance ones true beauty!~

>>940180
>>940198
C. Get her to buy a bra/ underwear set that matches her fur colour / pattern, as long as her erogenous zones (like nipples and crotch) are hidden she should be able to walk around practically naked, and if asked to wear something she can say she is already. This will allow her to freely show her body like she wants while also Covering up most what the ralians want her to.
This could also serve as a new nudist clothing line that only covers what’s needed and nothing else (it could be designed it two main ways lace or (reusable) stick-on, this will allow for the maximum amount of the customer to be revealed while also covering what is needed to be covered).

>>940180
C: I like the idea with flesh/fur colored underwear as a little bit of malicius compliance.

>>940245
Well if the Naturalist movement gains enough momentum, Kharadra could get on the bottom floor.

>>940180
C. Suggest that she can get some really nice panties from Kharadra. And maybe something to hold her boobs so they'll be more comfortable.

B.a.
She should follow her heart and be as free as she wants, but there is something to be said for being able to hold a shopping bag. Lets show her some clothing for when she is in restricted areas like she is now.



We should also have her meet Ceri cuz she is cute.

Because sometimes clothes can help you be more naked then naked.

C: bodypaint or underwear that matches her fur.

C

Scarves, socks, and maybe some body paint would be cool and sexy

>>940245
This.

>>940245
This.

>>940284
Scarves are perfect, you can hang them down to cover yourself in the mall and move them out of the way when the guards stop watching! Sell her a few scarves!

C! Bodypaint

Body paint is the best~

B

Agree with her assertion of her own beauty! Those're some nice 'n' big breasts - might she need a nice, supportive, yet non-restrictive bra?

Gulketi 2019/07/31(Wed)14:46 No. 941083 ID: 395c02
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>... Wait, where is this lady keeping her money?
Probably in her secret inventory slot. You know, the one everyone has in case of ploth-- I mean, in case of emergencies!

Or in her cleavage. It looks like there's plenty of room in there.

"It would be a shame to hide your beauty from the world," I say. "That's why we don't just sell clothing, but anything that aids people like you in their quest for confidence and freedom!"

"bushes make me confident," penny says with her tiny voice.

A hopeful look enters the legally-distinct creature's eyes. "S-so you can help me...??"

"Yes! Our inventory is always plot convenient! For you, we could offer an assortment of body paints and flesh-toned support!"

She lights up. "Oh...! I attended a body-painting party once and it was tons of fun! You mean I could just do that like, every day?"

"Sure!"

"And I could even have support?? I got used to the discomfort, but if I could just not that...!"

"Indeed! Heck, I imagine the end result is you looking extremely uh, perky."

"Ooh!"

Gulketi 2019/07/31(Wed)14:46 No. 941084 ID: 395c02
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"So um, h-how does this work?" she asks. "Do I buy some paint and go home, or...?"

At this point I'm just winging it and hoping for the best. "I can help you try things out here at the store!"

Er--

"O-or if you would prefer a woman, we have two of those!" I hastily add.

"I don't mind either way, um..."

"Really? You wouldn't mind a guy...?"

"T-they're cute when they fidget and blush~"

It must be interesting to be a shy exhibitionist.

"Well, come on in and we'll get you taken care of."

"O-okay!"

Gulketi 2019/07/31(Wed)14:46 No. 941085 ID: 395c02
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"*Cheep~!* You look amazing!"

"Hee, thanks! Maybe now people will stare for the right reasons!"

"*Chirp!* And... oh dear."

They both look to my naked companion.

Wait, it's not clear who I'm talking about from just that, is it...

Uh... the big one.

...

The big one that isn't me. I mean I'm not even big right now, gosh.

"Is that you, Ceridwen? You picked a good body this time!"

I wave my hands. "No no no this isn't Ceri."

"*Twee--!* I'm so sorry!"

Gulketi 2019/07/31(Wed)14:46 No. 941086 ID: 395c02
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"I-it's okay! I'm Sandria!" says the one who isn't me or penny or kharadra or the lizard who looks like ceri's mom. "S-so you sell body paints? And um, support that's the same color as my fur...?"

"*Peep!* I sure do! You can check out what we have and use one of the dressing rooms to try it out!"

"D-do you mind if someone um, helps me...?"

"No problem!" Kharadra says. "I've been to a few body-painting parties, so I know my way around a brush! It's a wonderful way to express one's true beauty~!"

tiny thoughts tiny thoughts tiny thoughts

"*Chirp~!* Or would you prefer one of my helpers assist you?"

Sandria looks to me. Normally I'd contrive a way for this to somehow be Ceri's decision so we don't break the format, but she isn't here, is she...?

I look to Penny and-- yeah she's also expecting me to choose. ... Hmm, did she always wave her tail that excitedly...?


What's the plan?

[Path of the smol...]
-A: I'll help Sandria out. Selflessly, of course.
-B: Penny will take care of it. I can just sit here and be cute!
-C: This job clearly requires both of us working together

[Path of the big...]
-D: Let Kharadra handle it and mind the store.
-E: Suggest Kharadra use this opportunity to teach you the fine art of bodypainting. I'll, uh, watch and learn.
-F: Offer to body-paint Penny. Maybe this is why she's excited?

A, c

A because I think it would be silly. C because it would be cute.

F, e

Paint Penny into a bush!

E/a. Bigger!

Changing my vote to primary a, secondary f!

>>941086
Primary F: give her some leaf patterns!
Secondary C.

>>941086
Primary F: Offer to body-paint Penny.

Secondary A: I'll help Sandria out.

>>941094
>Leaf patterns for Penny.
Do this!

Oh no there's too many good options
Try not to panic
Panic anyways
C,f

F, c

E,c

D - She's going to be a while, man the front desk! Batten down the bras, stoke the panties!

>>941086
F b she likes to be watched by cute boys

F, c

F, c

E/d

>>941086
E, a

>>941086
F , A

>>941086
F/A

My choices are non of this weak shit!

Either you and Penny work together with Kharadra supervising (Which I guess is C but with Kharadra).
OR
Kharadra shows you what to do while you practice on Penny (E AND F).

>>941220
>you and Penny work together with Kharadra supervising (Which I guess is C but with Kharadra).
Can’t do that. Someone needs to be at the front desk, so all 3 of them can’t be helping Sandria at the same time.

>>941221
get not ceri mom to do it :D

A, F

I think she likes you ;:]

A and F!!!
Go big or go home!!!

Gulketi 2019/08/07(Wed)19:28 No. 941769 ID: 395c02
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>Try not to panic
I'm fine.

>Panic anyways
Shit.

....

this might just be how ketzas are

Anyway! I'd rather not do anything that risks my business relationship with Kharadra, so...

"You sound like you're the most skilled of us, Kharadra, so why don't you teach her? We'll watch the store for you!"

"*Chirp~!* You're such a helpful little fluffy guy!"

"S-speep!"

did I just

oh screw it

"Speep~!!"

Gulketi 2019/08/07(Wed)19:28 No. 941770 ID: 395c02
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....

....

....


I forgot how slow business is when nobody's out there getting customers. Need to work on a long-term solution to this.

Penny keeps glancing at the paint section.

Well, since nobody's showing up anyway...

"Hey, do you--"

"YES I LOVE PAINT AND WOULD LIKE IT APPLIED TO ME!"

Is she reading my mind or just blurting out her thoughts? Is it both?

"Oh! Well, okay!"

I figure we're both small enough to do this behind the counter. That way, if any customers do show up, I can hop back up and serve them.

Gulketi 2019/08/07(Wed)19:28 No. 941771 ID: 395c02
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I have a couple ideas for what to paint on her, and I think I can come up with more if I put Ceri's-- uh. My neurons to work.


-A: The kabush. It'd hinder her movement less than any awkward props would!
-B: Leaves aplenty. The perfect blend of kabold and kabush?
-C: Familiar Dragoness. Does Penny's chest look bigger for some reason? ...No, it's still flat.
-D: Custom. Embrace new ideas!


(Feel free to come up with a pattern to paint on Penny! You may change your vote if someone makes a design you like better than these three choices.)

A. Forest camo! Make sure you apply the paint evenly over her whole body.

>>941771
A!

I'm going to be disappointed if we don't cover this little kabold in hearts. Big one over her chest for sure. Maybe a grand print on her head. Some hip markings from her side to her inner thigh. Spiral on her tail? Amtsvane green on her back and butt?

>>941771
A

A, full Kabush mode~

Doomsby 2019/08/07(Wed)21:25 No. 941800 ID: e7c7d3
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D.

Not just any kabush, but a Tropical kabush!

Ask Penny if she knows what a ghillie suit is.

Duke 2019/08/07(Wed)23:08 No. 941809 ID: 83bf07
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>>941785
pardon the art

C, just think about it, everyone will think it's actually Ceri! It'll be great!

Suggestion 2019/08/08(Thu)00:24 No. 941813 ID: e51896
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D.

Really, it is the only choice that matters, really.

... Actually, forget that. It is too good to be used

We'll go with A instead. It makes the most sense to me

>>941771
A

>Does Penny's chest look bigger for some reason?
Yes, it actually does! Gulketi, what did you do?!

>>941800
But maybe paint her little horn blue and have her head frills be just orange?
An maybe have the tail hand be white with yellow tips, toes red and the hands be purple and pink?
And just maybe I could just fucking art myself instead of being a lazy fuck?

Smerg 2019/08/08(Thu)09:02 No. 941834 ID: 7fafab
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D
I've got plenty of ideas, hmmmm...
I like 'Bold of Cinder and Birbold.

Doomsby 2019/08/08(Thu)11:53 No. 941843 ID: e7c7d3
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>>941819
Something like this?

>>941834

I second birbold

>>941843
Yay! Her extremities are different kinds of flowers!

You all realize this is a mostly greyscale quest, right? Pick something that can still be represented when the color budget runs out.

>>941848
Maybe the paint has the power to transcend the quest's color scheme!

>>941848
So choose a design that's annoying for Slinko to draw even with no color?

>>941843
Tropikabush has my vote.

Gulketi 2019/08/13(Tue)16:53 No. 942460 ID: 395c02
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I'm really going to do this, huh?

....

don't think about it too hard it's just painting a friend people do that all the time I think probably

Well! Um. The obvious solution is to make her look like a 'kabush'. Maybe I can go a step further by adding a bit of... tropical flair? Something a little more exotic-- different than the bushes you see around here.

"Okay uh, I guess just get comfortable and I'll uh... paint... you?"

"YOU CAN PAINT ANYWHERE YOU WANT!!" she says way too loudly.

"Like, anywhere anywhere?"

She nods and is... kablushing?

oh gosh

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Don't make this weird, Gulketi!

I apply a blob of green paint to my nake-- au naturel companion.

I'm not really an artist (amtsvane-sized art supplies have been, let's say, uncommon lately), so I'm kinda having to learn as I go. This is awkward in, like, a bunch of ways!

"Not sure I know my way around a brush, but I think I'm getting... some results?" I say.

"YOU COULD USE YOUR HANDS!" she says, also way too loudly.

"M-my hands!?"

"THE BRUSH TICKLES! AND FINGER PAINTING IS MORE FUN!"

"Um, but my hands would be... are you sure that's okay?"

"finger painting is fun"

oh goodness

Gulketi 2019/08/13(Tue)16:53 No. 942462 ID: 395c02
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W-well... here goes, I guess!

I dip my fingers in the paint and run them across Penny's body. Huh, she doesn't feel anything like Ceri despite them both having scales. Penny's body is leaner, firmer... but her scales are softer, almost more fragile. I guess there's no 'dragon' in this tiny kabold.

I really have to watch my claws-- I don't want to hurt her!

I paint her stomach, her pecs, her sides... swallowing hard as I move down and paint her hips and knees.

My body starts to remind me of one major difference between ketzas and amtsvane when it comes to, ah, speed. I try to ignore it, not wanting things to get weird with my new friend, but it gets harder-- more difficult to ignore.

Especially as I make my way to her inner thighs, feeling her leg muscles in my hands. Her body tenses up for a moment before relaxing again.

I slide my hands up and down her tail, not entirely sure I remember what I was supposed to have been painting.

Before long, there's only one spot left.

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oh geez


[Path of yeah just go for it man...]
-A: Finish the job with my hands.
-B: Finish the job with the paintbrush.
-C: Finish the job with a certain other 'tool'. oh man

[Path that is not the previous path...]
-D: Ask her what I should do.
-E: Declare the job finished.
-F: Say it's her turn to do me. Am I secretly a tease...?

A/f. Did you find a new paintbrush?

I would have said tongue if the paint doesn't taste too bad but you're right, definitely do C.

Make sure you don't mix in any of your own paint while in Kharadra's store! No matter how shaky your brush gets, just take deep breaths as you squeeze between Penny's thighs and focus on how the thick goop smears and caresses both surfaces. Remember your endurance training or the next lesson is going to be twice the duration!

backup of F if you really want that slow burn

A, f

A paintbrush just isn't going to be dexterous enough to get all the nooks and crannies down there.

Primary A, secondary D