Quick get things ready for her!

Its valentines day you fool!

How does she like to be romanced?

Think you can make a giant sappy heart-shaped energy construct in the sky made of incredibly deadly explosive energy blasty stuff?

As a marker for where you are.

Knowing you, she'll respawn in your lap the next time you unzip your pants.

Also, duck.

Is this a new quest or are there other threads? I have no idea what you are talking about atm.

>>921092
Disregard, i looked it up.

(also holy shit, this is a lago quest? The art style is completely different!)

So what are the chances someone ganks Pillet while she's still at noob power levels just to spite you?

Can you use your super blasty powers to make anything? (Besides craters and corpses).

>>921083
Maybe you should in fact do absolutely nothing but hoard the power? Let the city live in democracy/anarchy and police itself instead of being controlled by gangs.

Go bouncing around the city rooftops at super speed looking for her.
Got any money? You should buy her a welcome back gift.

Well, get things ready for some nice time together before you go looking for her.

>>921092
>>921093
Link is in OP.

1/2 Delli 2019/02/14(Thu)13:59 No. 921103 ID: 5fc3a0
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>Let the city live in democracy/anarchy and police itself instead of being controlled by gangs.
That's kinda the plan and it's worked so far. People just sort of continued business as usual? Sort of. Kind of.

Let me make sure today's the day, I think I had a calendar somewhere in here - oh shit it's valentine's day?!

Uhhhhh, this is the biggest chance to romance her. Which isn't very big, because she has no chill. I do have some money and food, though.

>So what are the chances someone ganks Pillet while she's still at noob power levels just to spite you?
Kinda concerningly high. Except she'd have to get bad luck, because she actually knows how to fight like, for real, and not just energy blasts. And I've basically killed anyone with any real energy based soul power, so they'd have to kill her the old fashioned way.

I need to find her. Or she needs to find me. I know, I'll go to the rooftop and send an energy blast into the sky. Maybe I've learned how to manipulate it enough to make it all sappy and heart shaped, so that she'll know it's me.

2/2 Delli 2019/02/14(Thu)14:01 No. 921104 ID: 5fc3a0
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Okay no that just lit up the sky, all I can do is shout energy blast, and all I can make are said energy blasts, and also craters and corpses.

>Unzip your pants to get Pillet to respawn on your lap
Damn, that didn't work. I guess I'll go bouncing around rooftops once I zip back up -

Oh someone just slammed the door open behind me, and it's not Pillet!

>"Delli, right?! I've wanted to meet you! Can I treat you to a drink, someplace?"
"Uhhh hi who are you?"
>"My name's Soletta."

I've never seen this lady before in my life. This is weird. Wait, is this flirting? It might be flirting.

>"I have real chocolate."

Oh hell, I haven't had real chocolate in years.

How did you find me?!

Go with this girl because you're a whore for sweets. I'm sure Pillet would understand.

How hard would it be to kill your powered up ass with poisoned chocolate? Just checking.

Wandering off with some floozy for sweets would be great if you did not just spend the last month pining like a sad sap for your girlfriend.

You could have spent the last month getting the cities food production into high gear so there was not a shortage of supplies. You lazy derp.

Just imagine it. A stocked buffet on every corner. All you have to do is act like a proper leader and get people working for the goal.

Anyways learn more about this sudden "fan" who is probably bad news.

>>921104
Is this an assassination attempt? What is that, really? Bomb box? Poisoned chocolate? Is she alone or is there a sniper somewhere?

She looks like a relative. Lets not do the incest. Plus Pillet.


>>921102
now it is

wow gee how not at all suspicious, shoot her and say it was with love if she wasn't actually sus

>I do have some money and food, though.
You're the most powerful guy around. Can't you get all the money and food you want?

>>921104
"...is the real chocolate poison?"

Obvious question: is this the first time since you gained supreme power that someone has come up and tried to be your new best friend, or has everyone been avoiding you and awkward and afraid?

>>921104

Cool. Would've been great if she'd come earlier and even greater if she wasn't actually out to hurt or distract you. Right now, however, you're looking for Pillet and you'd like to find her before she gets re-murdered by all the dumbasses that are gonna pop back into existence - or already are.

Smile apologetically, wave to her, then make as if to jump off the roof. Give her a moment to make her case again, rather than hitting on you.

Delli 2019/02/14(Thu)14:31 No. 921115 ID: 5fc3a0
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>You're the most powerful guy around. Can't you get all the money and food you want?
Yeah, but I can only eat so much. I could just visit a farm or bank and demand whatever.

>Is this the first time since you gained supreme power that someone has come up and tried to be your new best friend?
It's the first time it's been done like this. People have schmoozed up to me to ask favors, but they usually try to strike deals or just beg or something. I got sick of my social life being either fear or bargains, so I started hiding so I could get some peace.

"How'd you find me?"
>"Was it someone else who just blasted a light show into the sky?"
"Yeah but so fast?"
>"I was looking for you already, to be honest."
"How do I know that's real chocolate and not poison or a bomb box?"

She opens it up. It's a mixed chocolate box.

"You can point to one and have me eat it, if you don't trust them."

I don't think poison can kill someone with my energy, even if that 'chocolate' was solid poison. Normal bombs or snipers or whatever definitely couldn't.

Man, I just spent the last month looking forward to Pillet, and now this kinda attractive girl, who probably isn't a relative even if she's a goat, is trying to woo me away? Augh the smell just reached me and it's amazing, I think I'm a whore for sweets. I should try to get the farms to make more food.

"N-no. I'm taken!"
>"Oh... well that's okay, I'm not asking to date you, I'd just like to spend a little time with someone who managed to cripple the gangs. Do you have a few minutes? That's all I'm asking."

>Shoot her
I mean... I'm not sure if I'm ready to be that bad of a bad guy. But maybe I am, she's sus as can be.

>>921115

Tell her to get on your shoulders. She can have as many minutes as she wants, feeding you chocolates, while you're running around looking for Pillet.

You really are a whore for chocolates.

>Someone who crippled the gangs

"The whole crippling thing was more Pillet than me. I just accidentally and then deliberately finished the job."

>>921117
Yeah this works. If nothing else it'd be boring if you just shot her then did nothing.

>>921115
Have her eat a chocolate then be a chocolate whore.

Tell her if you act like a creep it's because the paranoia of everyone trying to kill you or being afraid of you. Totally not because you were a creep before you got god-mode.

>"Oh... well that's okay, I'm not asking to date you, I'd just like to spend a little time with someone who managed to cripple the gangs. Do you have a few minutes? That's all I'm asking."
"Kind of a weird way to spend Valentine's, chasing demigods non-romantically."

A little time is fine if this is not a calculated distraction so someone else is trying to keep you from finding the reborn Pillet.

That being said see what she wants exactly and how she managed to find you that fast. Energy blast or not that was quick stuff.

Am liking the carting her around flying while looking for Pillet. While snacking on chocolates.

>>921115
Okay fine.

She's pretty sus. It's not like she won't respawn. Tell her to come off less suspicious next time.

>>921115
This is too weird. Is she hiding her power level to try and bump you off? What's her angle? What does she want? Demand that she skip the routine and get to the point.

Take and eat one of the chocolates.

...

Ok, let's go on a not-date date.

You'll need to do something that allows talking but is non-date-like. Like, uh... fishing?

>>921128
How about chess

>>921117
Lets go with this, because why not.

1/3 Delli 2019/02/14(Thu)15:15 No. 921133 ID: 5fc3a0
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If I remembered chocolate was a thing, I would've visited whatever farm made chocolate awhile ago.

"Pillet did more crippling than me. I just accidentally and then deliberately finished the job."
>"By the looks of things, you were at least a critical part of the job, so you get some credit, right?"
"... eat that one."

She eats the one I point at.

>"Okay get on my shoulders, er, back, while I jump around looking for Pillet."

>You really are a whore for chocolates.
It's so good.

2/3 Delli 2019/02/14(Thu)15:16 No. 921135 ID: 5fc3a0
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"How'd you find me so fast, then?"
>"I heard you were in this building."
"You have spies on me or something?"
>"H-huh? No, no! Um, people constantly keep a watch out for you, you know. They saw you walk in, and word moves fast."
"It's a weird way to spend valentine's day, chasing people like me non-romantically."
>"Oh, it's not like I'd refuse a date with you, I just didn't want to be the sort of creep that would ask a total stranger to go out without seeing if we hit it off."
"Oh okay yeah, haha, I'd never do that. But really, what is it you want from me?"
>"This. This is great, Delli. I've never gotten strong enough to fly before."

Damn, I've never not believed someone as hard as this, before, and I don't even have much of a reason to not believe her! Except that a lot of people want to kill me I guess.

I look over the buildings. I can't see a damn thing from this far up.

>"Hey, fucko!" I hear a far off voice, and the source is either someone who's about to die, or -

3/3 Delli 2019/02/14(Thu)15:16 No. 921136 ID: 5fc3a0
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Pillet, on another rooftop, shouting at me through a megaphone.

Dont try to defend yourself. Land by Pillet, thank mysterygoat, and then ask what mysterygoat wants.

Do a circle over the building to look for suspicious stuff.

Then make sure your passenger is not out to shoot Pillet.

And then land I guess. Maybe you got lucky and three ways are in the cards?

>>921136
Ask your guest what her name is. Then land near Pillet but not too close, and search mystery girl for bombs or other weapons.

>>921136
Fly on over there, don't let your passenger kill Pillet. You know, in case her being nice to you was just a ploy to get to be a dick you you.

When Pillet invariably asks who she is, honestly answer you aren't sure if she's just some weirdo being nice or if she's trying to kill you.

Better head right on over, then. Tell your passenger that's your friend-maybe-girlfriend there while you're on the way so she knows what's up.

Say do you just like girls or what's what like

Delli 2019/02/14(Thu)15:35 No. 921143 ID: 5fc3a0
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I pat the mystery goat down.

>"Uh?"
"Oh uh I'm checking you for guns."
>"Haha, that's a good excuse. Do you know that person?"
"Yyyeah. She's my friend-maybe-girlfriend."
>"Ohh. I hope she's not the jealous type."
"We're, er, we're gonna find out, cause I'm landing near her."

>Do you just like girls?
I mean I thought so, but that guy in the mask I fought was pretty cute. So was Phantom I guess, too bad she was all self righteous and basically my sworn enemy.

>Ask your guest what her name is.
She told me right away, actually. It's S -

Suhhh...

...oh heck I forgot her name.

Land (after a paranoia check) and then announce you brought her chocolates and a random lady of the streets for valentines fun. Note that the random lady might be a murderous stalker but you are not sure yet.

>>921143
Soletta

Her name is Soletta, Delli.

Land next to Pillet and crack a joke about you getting a new girl. Then apologize for the joke and explain that the two of you just met 5 minutes ago and ask Soletta for her name again. Excuse your actions with arguments about chocolate.

Suggest a 3-way date. May the best girl win!

Soletta. Once you're down and with Pillet ask why she's interested in you despite wanting to remove the haze and the immortality that comes with it.

>>921136

Land by Pillet, protect Pillet against anything Soletta might pull - and against anything else anyone else might pull (really, should probably get to cover).

Say hi. Pillet, meet Sol. Sol, Pillet. Sol bribes demi-gods with chocolate. You've been putty in her hands for the last ten minutes since you met.

Sigh and apologize to Pillet. Admit you fucked up and one of the keys got broke'd and now you have to search for it like a dumbass.

Actually, lets test this girl. Pretend you dont remember her name and see if she gives you the same name she did the first time.

Don't suggest a triple date, and maybe don't give Pillet chocolate either (you might be super powered poison proof, and new girl might have built up an immunity).

Otherwise, >>921140

Susie

Land on your back.

1/2 Delli 2019/02/14(Thu)16:18 No. 921164 ID: 5fc3a0
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I land on -

>Land on your back
Pretty sure that would kill mystery goat. One of these days, one of these thoughts are gonna get through and I'm gonna murder an innocent person!

But not today or at least not now, so I land on my feet near Pillet.

>"You look like you've been busy, Delli."
"So do you."
>"Yeah but you aren't sarcastic when you say it. So, how about introducing me to your girlfriend?"
"Yeah she's my new girl."

"Sorry that was a joke. Are you okay?" Pillet's looking a little roughed up.
>"Don't mind the blood, I ran into some guys."
"Well, this lady made me putty in her hands, by giving me chocolate."
>"What, where's the chocolate?!"
"We ate it all."
>"You bitches! So what's her name? You didn't forget, did you?"
"No! It's..S..Ssss- Susetta."
>"Soletta." says mystery goat. "Did you forget?"
>"No! But you're real sus, bribing me with chocolate, so, uh, jokes!"

...

2/2 Delli 2019/02/14(Thu)16:18 No. 921165 ID: 5fc3a0
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Pillet claps her hands once.

>"Nice fucking save." says Pillet. "I was about to throw her off the cliff to save you from the awkwardness."
>"Haha!" says Soletta.
>"Do I look like I'm a fuckin' joker? I'd murder any scantily dressed goat for no good reason. I'm Pillet, and you're a rebel now. Grab a shovel, we got a key to find."
"Yeah sorry about the key thing."
>"That just means we don't have time for victory celebrations or apologies!"
>"Hold on, I don't know if I agreed to this much." says Soletta.
>"Then get outta here, you're with the wrong crowd!"

Soletta looks at me like I'm some kind of arbiter.

"So, why do you want to hang around me, despite wanting to remove the haze, Soletta?"
>"I just hate the gangs, really."
>"Haha that's good enough for me." Pillet says. "But seriously grab a fucking shovel, dorks."

"Dang Pillet the key's not going anywhere it hasn't already gone after this long, can't we just hang out a bit after you being gone I was looking forward to seeing you again and also it's valentine's day?"

Screw the shovel, use sonar and melt the floor one inch at a time!

Grab a girl in each arm and fly them back to your base (that might be crawling with goons).

Then figure out a shoveling plan while getting Pillet all cleaned up. Can we transfer any power to her or is she stuck as a normal person?

Oh and hey you were eating that chocolate like just seconds ago so maybe the flavor would still be in your mouth if she really wants it.

>>921165
Didn't Pillet promise you a date or something when she got back?

I have laser beams, do I really need a shovel?

Also if we're gonna be doing grunt work, should we find the rest of the rebels and get them digging?

>murder, ran into some guys
As supreme emperor or whatever, I proclaim those justice killings, not murder.

Actual wait I don't think we can be rebels anymore if I've become the man. We're the Feds now. Or the MiB. Or maybe priestess or something if we wanna go religious instead of government-y.

How does Pillet know about the key?
Anyway, shouldn't the key appear on the ground somewhere? Also, digging seems inefficient. Don't you have some scientists among the rebels that would have some sort of key detector or something?

Don't be murderin'. You seek true freedom, not violence.

shovel? fuck no.

Use a metal detector.

1/2 Delli 2019/02/14(Thu)17:06 No. 921182 ID: 5fc3a0
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"Please don't murder people, I want freedom, not violence!"
>"That's a load, coming from you! I'll quit murderin' when murder means death. Now shut up and - "
"The key's not going anywhere Pillet, dang!"
>"Yeah it is, all the gang goons are massing up to dig! That's why word is spreading fast that there's a key to find, and how my spies told me about the situation. And it's also why the qualifications for being a rebel just lowered."
"Shouldn't we find the rest of them?"
>"Since everyone knows about the keys by now, everyone knew where to show up, so I got the rebels back together to start diggin'."
"I have laser beams and energy blasts, do I need a shovel?"
>"Yeah because a shovel's not gonna blast the shit out of the key and make us lose another month!"
"Also are we really the 'rebels', if I've become the man?"
>"Yeah, because 'the man' didn't blast away the fog! The rebellion was against the fog, Delli! The gangs were just in the way! They still outnumber us, and your blasts can't help find the key. They can only help thin their numbers so that when the key is found, it's us who finds it."
"Can we hang out a bit, I was looking forward to seeing you again!"

She looks at Soletta.

>"Couldn't wait, huh?" says Pillet.
"... Yeah but this isn't a date, I want to date you. On Valentine's Day, because that's today. Didn't you promise me a date or something when you got out?"
>"Pretty sure that was something about kids, and pretty sure that was if you didn't fuck this up! You didn't even get me chocolate!"
"Cause we can hunt for chocolate together! Besides I just ate a bunch, so the flavor is still in my mouth if you still want it!"

She didn't even make a quip, she just runs forward and goes for it. And she's continuing to go for it way more vigorously than I bargained for.

2/2 Delli 2019/02/14(Thu)17:07 No. 921183 ID: 5fc3a0
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Annnnd my mouth doesn't taste like chocolate anymore.

"... metal detector?"
>"We're trying to find some of those, but we need 'em. I'm pretty sure if the key spawned above ground, someone would've found it by now. But keys spawn anywhere, since they aren't really living things. Could've spawned in a hollow wall. Whatever. You've got some fucking nerve asking me for a date like this, and my idea of a perfect date is good old fashioned hard labor, but I guess I owe you one for not fucking up that much. What kinda date you got in mind? And is Soletta coming?"
>"I wouldn't want to be a third wheel." she says.

So why don't we just watch the gangs and swoop in and steal it from them once they find it?

I mean they can not break it again without all the power I have so...

If we dig for it we only have a so so chance of finding it before they do. And then they will be off hiding the key while we keep digging like idiots. What we need are spy's to notice once someone digs up the key.

That or I just kill everyone except some rebels we put on the edge of town. No people for a month means we get a month to work unhindered. Its a dick move but we wait until they all rez to lift the haze.

>And is Soletta coming?
*shrug* Up to her I guess. If she's got the balls to come along I'm not gonna stop her, and she already was ballsy enough to track me down and bribe me with chocolate out of nowhere.

>>921183
Delli, with your dragon ball z powers im sure you can find/threaten out the location of some metal detectors, and once you find/fail to find them go around with Pillet fucking with the various gangs around town while vaguely looking for the key.

Oh, and don't take Soletta but thank her for the chocolate and offer to drop her off wherever.

>>921182
>shovel's not gonnna blast the key
The key is energy resistant. That said it might wind up getting blasted into something and breaking that way, since it's not like it's being held on someone's soft squishy person.

You know, digging for it is fine and all but there will be so many other people searching... I wish we could just try to keep track of the digging activities of everyone else. Catch someone finding it and they'll have done our work for us.
Do we have any allies?

>>921183
At least ask Soletta where she got the chocolate, so that you can go there in the hopes of more chocolate possibly being there!

And if she wants to come, you can have her ride on your back again, while you romantically carry Pillet in your arms.

Surely you've got enough power to handle 2 attractive women, right?

>>921190
>romantically carry Pillet in your arms.
Do this!

And make sure you “accidentally” grab her butt.....multiple times.

Delli 2019/02/14(Thu)17:55 No. 921194 ID: 5fc3a0
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>Surely you've got enough power to handle 2 attractive women, right?
Yes.

"So why not just swoop in when the gang finds it?"
>"'cause not even they're moronic enough to yell 'Hey everyone, I found the key, come and get me!' I don't have enough spies to catch that. They're going to hide it way underground, and keep someone to break it if found. They're not that tough, physically."
"Phantom broke it just by biting on it."
>"Fuck, that fragile? Definitely no energy blasting, even if it's technically immune to that. The rubble would crush it. Maybe we need more metal detectors than shovels. There's a manufacturing plant for them, in fact, but it's probably looted by now."
"I blew it up."
>"Nice, but there's probably a bunch of stores with them. Anyway, if we find a gang leader getting strength, or a group of them, we send you at 'em. Otherwise, we're all small fry, and they know it, which is why everyone's spreading out across town. Wait a second I thought you wanted to date, not work!"
"What if the date is finding metal detectors and fucking with enemy gangs?"
>"Now you're talking."
"Do we have any allies?"
>"Just the rebels, which isn't a big number."
"Hold it, Soletta, where'd you get the chocolate from?"
>"I was saving it. It was a vending machine special a few months ago. I think I know the location of the farm that makes it, though."
>"Okay then." says Pillet. "Here's our possible date activities. We go to the farms and take them all over, munch on chocolate, and give food to the rebels. Or, we go gang hunting, to try and find metal detectors and stuff. Or we say fuck it, and take the day off to properly relax at some nice place, since it didn't look like you blew up the whole town while I was gone."

Regardless of what we choose, Pillet needs new shades.

>>921194
how about we Grab the chocolate (and shades) and then relax a whole day?

Take the day off.

I like sniper rifles. Whatever puts us behind one of those gets my vote.

>>921194
>fragile key
Then the rebels need to be careful when they’re digging, otherwise they’ll break the key with the shovel!

Speaking of which, where are the other keys? You got them with you?

>What do?
Go find chocolate and shades for Pillet.

Relax. The likelihood of them finding it today is low. And we can always blow shit up and reset the key for another go around.

You know or have a vote about the situation and be proper rulers and shit.

1/3 Delli 2019/02/14(Thu)19:17 No. 921208 ID: 5fc3a0
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I motion for Soletta to get on my back, then I grab Pillet and fly off.

>Get a sniper rifle
As a matter of fact, I collected some arms. I'll surprise Pillet with them when I get the chance.

>Do you have the other keys?
Yes.

>"So where are we going?" Soletta asks.
"We're taking the day off, starting with the clothing store. Then we'll nab some chocolate without making a big deal of it, then relax."
>"Clothing store?"
"Pillet needs new shades."

Pillet laughs.

>"Yeah, I do! You're dressed way too plainly, yourself, for the ultimate powerhouse."
"Well at least mine aren't ripped up!"
>"It's a good look for me. Then again, these are rags I got off some guy, so new ones to rip up would be cool."
>"I like yours, Delli." says Soletta. "It's modest."

I wasn't really going for modest as much as I was going with what I could find in my closet.

2/3 Delli 2019/02/14(Thu)19:17 No. 921209 ID: 5fc3a0
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After accidentally grabbing Pillet's butt a couple of times to make sure she doesn't fall, I fly us to a clothing department store.

>"I'd pick myself up something." says Pillet. "But not when I'm broke. If you're paying, you're picking. Get me something."

There's no time for custom-made clothings for Pillet, so I'll just have to think of the sort of thing I want to get for her - or Soletta - and grab whatever the place has. Jackets, trenchcoats, dresses...

3/3 Delli 2019/02/14(Thu)19:18 No. 921210 ID: 5fc3a0
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... and other things.

Go for the most scandalous thing you can think of for both of them.

Soletta a tiny bikini.

Pillet a even tinier bikini.

I say trench coats and shades for everyone.(matrix style) Maybe the girls wear bikinis under the trench coats.

Definitely get bikinis for the girls.
But also real clothes. Cool jackets, reasonable blouses, fashionably torn jeans.

You know those "half-open" bras with holes for the nipples in em? Get three pairs of those and wear them like masks.

Oh, and a Steve shirt to appease the gods.

>>921211
And Delli the tiniest bikini of all

Just pile on enough scandalous clothes that they end up looking like edgy normal clothes.

>>921212
This is a good start.

>>921210
Yes, get that for Pillet. Make her regret allowing you to choose her outfit for her.

And are you actually going to pay for things or is allowing the store owner to live how you "pay" for things?

Bikinis for all. It'll be your theme. Or get Hawaiian shirts on top if you're modest.

Trench coats and shades is classic for a reason.

That reason is concealing bikinis, I guess.

One bikini for the both of them, tell them to split it however they want.

I assume you have some money after whatever length of time you spent being The Man so you're going to pay for all this, right? I mean even if you went legit and made money giving people flying horsey rides and doing demolition work you should be relatively loaded. Get your girl(s) something nice.

Anyway if you buy them bikinis you need to play fair and get yourself something exposing to wear as well.

1/2 Delli 2019/02/14(Thu)20:06 No. 921225 ID: 5fc3a0
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>You know those "half-open" bras with holes for the nipples in em?
I... really don't know those.

I throw some trenchcoats and sunglasses in a cart, and slip some other things in there, too, before ringing them up at the cashier's.

"How much are these?"
>"Normally it's 270 dollars, but for you, sparing my life and not blowing up the store is all I ask."

I put 270 down, and I'm pretty sure she thinks I'm going to blow the store up, but I'm not totally a villain, here.

2/2 Delli 2019/02/14(Thu)20:07 No. 921226 ID: 5fc3a0
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>"So what'd you get us?" Pillet asks.
"For everyone, trenchcoats and sunglasses. On top of that, for Soletta, a tiny bikini."
>"Oh, thanks!" says Soletta. "For not being on a date, that's kind of intimate, isn't it?"
"Not compared to Pillet, who I got a tinier bikini."
>"Thanks, Delli." says Pillet.
"I also got hawaian shirts an - wait what is this."
>"The tiniest bikini. Don't worry, I'll pay you back for it, since it's my present to you. You wanted to match in looks, right?"

Yeah, it's the only way to defeat the Steve Shirt Bandit.

Imagine yourself in the tiniest banana hammock.

Looks good I bet.

>>921226
Compromise. Get a speedo. Or just wear the bottom part of the tiny bikini if it fits(it probably won't).

Damn, she saw through your every move almost like some kind of asymmetrical warfare expert of something!

Actually that's fine, like I mean you're wearing the trenchcoat so it's more like a private joke.

>>921226
Wear your bikini with pride.

>>921226
You know what? Go ahead and put it on. It's going to be under your other clothes anyways, so only you, Pillet, and Soletta will know that you're wearing it.

personally i would go SPEEDO MODE, but bikini is tots ok. but i can just imagine how it would chafe and ache.

You have the power. Now you prove you have courage.

1/2 Lagotrope 2019/02/14(Thu)20:46 No. 921237 ID: 5fc3a0
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"How about we compromise and have me use a speedo?"
>"Look in the trenchcoat more."

Damnit, there's already a speedo in there? I shouldn't be that surprised, Pillet's relied on these sorts of skills for her asymmetrical warfare against the gang lords.

... "Yeah, okay. But I'm closing up the trenchcoat."
>"So am I, then." says Pillet.

We get changed. I put on the speedo, top half of the bikini, and most importantly of all, the trenchcoat. We cross a mirror on the way out, and I feel like I'm in a badass gang, but my body feels like a flasher going out hunting among the unsuspecting public. This bikini is uncomfortable, and, well...

2/2 Lagotrope 2019/02/14(Thu)20:46 No. 921238 ID: 5fc3a0
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I fly so high that no one's going to see up my trenchcoat.

I grab Pillet's bag on the way to the farmland, and Soletta shows us the building the chocolate is manufactured in nearly on the other side of town.

>"Damn, that one? They hid it well. Now try not to blow the whole place sky high." says Pillet.
"Are you not coming?"
>"You kidding? Farmers always sneak a snack when they can, and over the years, they get strong. Plus, they have a shoot and blast trespassers on sight. Anyway, I want a monopoly on food, and I want a good relationship with them."
"Why does it need to be a good relationship?"
>"Because if it's not good, they'll spit in our chocolate."
>"Farming is a powerful profession, isn't it?" asks Soletta.
>"You better believe. I tried to be a farmer before a fighter, but it didn't work out. Now go get 'em, goatman."

Go knock on the door politely. So that when they act like dicks you have perfect excuse to punch them into the sun.

Avoid death beams or standing in front of chocolate creation supplies.

What are they... making the chocolate out of? I don't see any cocoa trees.

>>921238
Good thing your ridiculous power levels bullshit protects your clothes too. Uh, if it doesn't maybe you should change first so you don't mess up your look from getting shot.

Fly over, knock, complain when you get shot.

>>921237
Hey, where are the shades we got for Pillet? I thought she'd be wearing them.

>>921238
>Farmers sneak snacks and got strong
If all they've been eating is chocolate, then that should mean that they're also pretty fat, right? They might be strong, but they should also be pretty slow.

>Don't damage the chocolate making stuff.
Ok, so if we end up getting into a fight, we should make sure we take the fight away from the important chocolate making machines.

>>921241
I...sure. but if you get shot, take it as an opportunity to flash the farmers.
Or ask a total of 3 times and if they don't comply on the third, use the excuse of valentines day for the ladys.

>>921238
Lets walk up and be polite first.

btw, do you really need the bikini top? Seems like that would just make you look like a pervert.

Can you use your power to give you X-ray vision?

1/2 Delli 2019/02/14(Thu)21:34 No. 921248 ID: 5fc3a0
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>Does your power level protect against clothes?
No, but I'm already out in the open, so I can't strip now.

>Hey, where are the shades we got for Pillet? I thought she'd be wearing them.
Shades will happen now, now that we're not flying a hundred miles an hour.

"So uh... what do they make chocolate out of?"
>"Cocoa trees and sugar, mostly."
"Which are where?"
>"Off east, I think? But that's not where they make them. It's too obvious. Chocolate's too fine a food."
"Uh... actually I don't care enough to ask how that's efficient at all. I'm going."

2/2 Delli 2019/02/14(Thu)21:36 No. 921250 ID: 5fc3a0
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>Can you use your power to give you X-ray vision?
If it doesn't involve shouting 'Energy Blast', then no, no I cannot.

I hop the fence and walk to the big barn. I open the doors, and the only person I see is another phantom gang person staring at me like he was waiting. He doesn't look like someone who stuffs chocolate into their maw all day. Then again, I hear people can work off chocolate if they train hard enough.

>"Hello, Delli, we saw you coming from across the field. What brings you here?"
"I want chocolate."
>"Oh, you found out this is where that comes from. In that case, of course. We're not in a position to deny it. How much would you like?"

>Seems like a bikini top would just make you look like a pervert.
It would, but I'm being a good sport about this one. If I had a decent excuse to have it removed, though...

>Power levels don't protect against blasts.
Any excuse at all would work, really.

>>921250
i'd say 10-20 cases of it with 20 large pieces inside each case.
could be useful for future stuff...

How about a nice heart shaped box full of them?

Whatever a heart shape is.

>>921250
This guy is being too reasonable to conspire to get your top blown off, sorry.

Pillet can probably eat like a stupid amount of chocolate, so better get enough for like 10 people.

How much ya got? About half of that.

>>921250
>In that case, of course. We're not in a position to deny it. How much would you like?
Ask if he’s unaware of what day it is? Doesn’t he know it’s Valentines Day?! This isn’t just a selfish request for you to have chocolate! This is for you to get your girlfriend so chocolate! Preferably in heart shapes!

In fact, shouldn’t he also be getting heart shaped chocolates for his girlfriend?! Or boyfriend, if he swings that way.

>It would, but I'm being a good sport about this one. If I had a decent excuse to have it removed, though...
>Any excuse at all would work, really.
Nah, this guy is being reasonable and not trying to pick a fight with you. So you’re just gonna have to man up and keep wearing those women’s clothing!

You forgot the most important part. The shades! Pillet probably stuck a couple pairs in the trenchcoats, though.

1/2 Delli 2019/02/14(Thu)22:35 No. 921263 ID: 5fc3a0
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"Ten to twenty cases - actually, just twenty cases of it with large chocolates inside. Heart shaped boxes if possible. Enough to feed 10 people at least."
>"Certainly."

He brings them out and hands me a big stack of heart boxes.

"Oh, you do have heart boxes."
>"Today is Valentine's Day, after all."
"And you're just going to let me take them?"
>"Correct."
"You won't even try to, I dunno, blast me? In the upper torso to make sure you have the best chance of hitting?"
>"No, I know better than to try."

... damnit.

2/2 Delli 2019/02/14(Thu)22:35 No. 921264 ID: 5fc3a0
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I fly back to Pillet.

"I got enough based on the assumption that you can and will eat a stupid amount of chocolate."
>"You're damn right!"
>"I have to watch my figure, so I'll just have a little more, if you offer." says Soletta.
>"So where're we going to relax?"

>>921264
>"So where're we going to relax?"
I mean, we’re all wearing swimwear, so maybe the beach or a pool? Maybe a lake or river?

>>921266
Also, look at Pillet‘s tail to see if it’s wagging from her being really happy to have all of this chocolate.

Let's go swimming.

>>921264
Check to see if there is a high rise with a pool at the top. Perferably unoccupied.
If there is no hirise pool then a solitary lake or clean pond.
Keep aware of your surroundings.

The only place rebel scum in trenchcoats and skintight outfits can rest: abandoned subway stations.

A love hotel.

>"I have to watch my figure
She's making some generous assumptions about her figure not getting killed and reset by beingaa squishy normal hanging out with you. Optimistic!

I'm liking the idea of a resort on top of a skyscraper.

Is there a private lake and or beach anywhere in Haze town?

If not top of skyscraper resort would be nice.

You guys should go bowling. You can clear out a bowling alley for some privacy. You'd like to see the girls bowling, right?

Dude give the farmers some money before you go and if you don't have enough tell him you'll repay somehow later, you're the top man gotta set a good example and secure your rep. There's a world of difference between "that super powerful goofball" and "that super powerful asshole".

1/2 Delli 2019/02/15(Fri)09:14 No. 921307 ID: 5fc3a0
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Aw I forgot to pay the farm people. I go back and dump a wad of cash at that guy's hand since chocolate's a fortune, then jump back to the girls.

>You'd like to see the girls bowling, right?
I would, but I'd also like to see bikinis. I haven't seen any worn yet. Not even on myself, because I chickened out when it came time to look in the mirror.

"I think I saw a rooftop pool while flying over town."
>"Oh, in Splice's territory? He's a frequent, there."
"That just reinforces me wanting to visit it, if it means taking it easy in a gang lord's favorite hangout spot."

Pillet nods, and I hear Soletta hiss a 'yesss' under her breath.

I've never seen Pillet's tail wag before, so I sneak a chocolate out and feed it to her. Her tail isn't a wagger but she does vibrate.

>"Fuuuck that's good."
"Right?!"
>"Let's get out of here before we eat all the chocolate out in this sniper's shooting gallery."

Pillet stuffs the chocolate boxes in her bag and we take off.

2/2 Delli 2019/02/15(Fri)09:14 No. 921308 ID: 5fc3a0
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We drop down, and like most places I visit, it becomes unoccupied.

Pillet and Soletta start taking their trenchcoats off.

>"Are you going to join us?" asks Soletta.

>>921308
yes you are

Swim with your coat on.

>>921308
Hell yes you are

Dramatic Pose!

Why not? It'll be fun.

Of course, that's what we came here for.

Yes, go swimming.
>>921310
Naw, it takes a true man to wear a speedo and bikini with confidence. It's a sign of a weak man if he's 'too macho' to wear girly clothes.

Delli, you must swim in the undergarments selected by your female companion. (The comedic value will get you brownie points with Pillet.)

>>921315
It shouldn't be too hard for them to remove our coat forcibly ;) You know, make em work for it.

Delli 2019/02/15(Fri)10:06 No. 921317 ID: 5fc3a0
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"Heck yeah."

I walk in the pool, trenchcoat included.

>"Oh, trenchcoat swimming, huh?" Pillet says, and both her and Soletta button their trenchcoats back up before dipping themselves into the pool.

So this how it's going to be.

Suddenly I'm more afraid of people with long range cameras than I am of snipers.

On one hand, Pillet will always make fun of me if I swim around in a speedo and bikini top.

On the other hand, uh... trenchcoat swimming.

>>921317
Just take your trench coat off already! You’ll never see the girls in bikinis if you keep being a baby about what you’re wearing!

Fine, take off ALL your clothes.

Being seen swimming in a trench coat would be more embarrassing then being seen in perfectly normal swimwear. Just take it off already.

>>921319
i agree. its time......TIME TO SHINE

>>921317
tell Pillet that you two should gang up on Soletta and get her trenchcoat off first because bullying the weak one is fun.

>>921322
actully i support this one too. either you gang up on pillet or soletta.

>>921317
Okay but think about the positives. If someone takes a photo then they'll probably also get photos of Pillet in a bikini, and also photos of you with two cute girls in bikinis.

You'll be a legend, and also Pillet would probably be hilariously mad about gangsters putting up giant billboards of her in a bikini. Which, like, she's sexy as hell when she's mad, so it's a win/win.

Ditch your trench coat, and maybe your bikini top floats off after a while. They did dedicate themselves to matching outfits.

1/3 Delli 2019/02/15(Fri)10:48 No. 921329 ID: 5fc3a0
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Fuck iiiit.

>Gang up on a girl to get their trenchcoat off
"Fine, but I'm yanking off one of your trenchc-"

2/3 Delli 2019/02/15(Fri)10:49 No. 921331 ID: 5fc3a0
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Oh damnit they already tossed theirs off while I was looking away, so now all there is to tear off are their bikinis.

And now their eyes are going up and down across me like some kind of sideways pendulum.

3/3 Delli 2019/02/15(Fri)10:49 No. 921332 ID: 5fc3a0
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>"See, is that so bad?" asks Pillet.

>>921332
dunk head in water to hide blush

>>921332
Blast yourself to remove the bikini, go "oops I lost control for a second there"

Good, now we can relax and swim.

*grow moderate erection*

>>921332
I can't tell how much you're blushing because of what you're wearing or what they're wearing, and I'm not sure you know either.

Quick, say something flattering to diffuse your awkwardness!

>>921332
dicks out

>so now all there is to tear off are their bikinis.
Is that so bad? Still, maybe too soon.

>>921332
Dude, you're awesome, just revel in the mankini.

Produce shades from nowhere, and lounge.

>>921331
You’re staring at 2 lovely ladies in bikinis. Be prepared for your boner to destroy the speedo.

Delli 2019/02/15(Fri)11:47 No. 921346 ID: 5fc3a0
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>Blast yourself to remove the bikini
Gotta be a good sport about this...

>Rip off their bikinis
That might give me an excuse to remove mine.

I dunk my face to remove my blush, then reach over the edge to put on sunglasses.

I need to take my mind off myself.

"You two, uh, are rocking those bikinis."
>"So are you, man!" says Soletta.

>Lounge already
Y-yeah, this isn't so bad, no one's going to have the nerve to -

>Ladies in bikini
>Speedo
>Erection
>Have not had real girl-based interaction in a month

oh
no

>>921346
Look down. look up. look down. and sigh.
at least this couldn't get any worse.
??????

First you are a guy so no top just turns your bikini bottom into a manly thong.

Secondly you are the strongest guy in town on top of a private building with two cute girls. Relax a bit.

Third erections are good for you. See if Pillet wants to get in your lap to cover it up.

>>921349
yeah erections mean you are a healthy male. ask Pillet to pass you a noodle so you can lazily swim and hide your rudder under the water

>>921346
If anyone gives you guff over your errection just fire and energy blast from your dick at them.

Chill you're a god now. You're above shame, enjoy all the ladies and cute mask. wearing guys you want.

>>921346
As if either of them are going to care that you've got an erection. One's the girl you want to have kids with and ones your #1 fangirl.

You better hope no gay males see you as they would be all over you even more than Soletta.

Eat some more chocolate and ask them how's the water.

Then propose everyone takes off their bikini top.

>>921346
Boldly go where no man has gone before and show it off. Also suggest toppless time!

>>921346
>oh
>no
Oh
Yeah

No one can see your erection if you're face down in the water, swimming laps or practicing underwater acrobatics

>>921346
Idk why you have to wear a bikini, i mean you didnt make them wear men's swimwear.

>>921356
Fucking Kool Aid man is going to blow up the building now.

1/2 Delli 2019/02/15(Fri)12:45 No. 921361 ID: 5fc3a0
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"Bring me chocolate and a pool noodle."
>"Looks like you've already got a long nood-"
"PILLET do not make me explode in embarrassment!"
>"Do you have anything to be ashamed about, at all?" she asks.

...

"I am above shame!"

2/2 Delli 2019/02/15(Fri)12:46 No. 921362 ID: 5fc3a0
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Soletta throws me a noodle and I start doing laps with it, face down.

>As if they'd care
I care!

>"Nice butt." Pillet calls out.
"Pi - ... you know what, thanks. I'll just take the compliment."
>"Fuckin' finally."
"How about we throw our tops off?"
>"Make me."

>>921362
Hit the water in front of Pillet with a little energy blast then rush her and try to get her brakini off.

Is that a challenge?

>>921362
>"Make me."
You know I can make you, but I don't want to cause then I might accidentally kill you!

>>921363
Let's not accidentally make a hole in the bottom of the pool and/or send Pillet flying out of the pool from the shockwave.

"I'll dig for the key for as long as you want me to."

"What about you Soletta? You want something as well?"

>>921362
How precise is your aim? Can you teleport behind them and unzip their bikinis?

>>921362
smack her bikini with the noodle

1. Singe her top off.
2. Gang up with bribe to soletta
3. Smack her unconsious with noodle then remove top.
4. Chocolate bribe.
5. Offer to take off speedo if she takes off her top

>>921362
Tell them they should show you some respect, like equals.

>>921362
I don't think I'm good enough at energy blasts to shoot just your bikini top off.

>>921362
Honorable pool noodle combat seems like a safe way to do this. First one to lose a piece of clothing loses, and they have to stay that way.

Energy blasts are a terrible idea.

>>921378
That's not going to work. That will only result in being heckled further by Pillet AND probably Soletta as well.

Anyways. Seriously man. Chill out. You are getting yourself worked up and down by Pillet not putting out more than she is? Just do five slow laps in the pool to cool your head (both of them!).

...Then challenge them both to strip poker.

Make her.

Delli 2019/02/15(Fri)14:16 No. 921384 ID: 5fc3a0
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"Is that a dare?"
>"You know it."
"You have a lot of faith in my energy control to shoot your bra off without murdering you!"
>"Well you'd better not use it then unless you want to date a corpse!"
"Alright, we'll do it your way!"

I swing the pool noodle down onto her. She doesn't move because I overestimated the length and it fell short, splashing in front of her. She grabs it anyway.

>"You know I'm gonna tear off that speedo."
"My supply of shame is wearing thin enough that I don't think I care!"
>"Yeah, but will you be able to yank off my bra while I do that?"
"... n-no? You know you're way better at real fighting than me!"
>"Come on, you got me a tiny thing. It's barely staying on. Just one errant wave or loose finger hook, and it's off!"

>You are getting yourself worked up and down by Pillet not putting out more than she is?
No, I'm getting worked up because she's taunting me like this!

"Would you do it for chocolate?"
>"Hell yeah, but you're giving me chocolate anyway!"

>>921384
Shoot the water in front of her and then attack under the cover of steam and surprise!

>>921384
Try not to get distracted by the way she's gripping your pool noodle.

>>921378
Respect isn't something you get, it's something you earn...
... by nicking their bikini tops before they can react.

You can only win. You don't want to be wearing what you're wearing, and you want her to not be wearing what she's wearing. No way to loose, only not win at first.

hmmm creating a mega tidal wave should distract her enough to nick the bikini.

Focus your powers on your speed!

Go for the glory! Worst thing that can happen is you get naked in front of two pretty girls who like you.

>>921384
Man up and be rpoud about your boner.
They expect it. BE PROUD!
PRRROUDDD BONER!

>>921384
Remember how fast you were moving when you were fighting the crime bosses? You got behind them without them even noticing!

Why don't you try using that superspeed of yours and do the same thing to Pillet to get behind her to pull her bikini off!

Honestly? Even if she's better at hand-to-hand than you, the element of surprise coupled with the sheer power/strength differential between you two and flat out being more tricky should ensure you get her bra off before she can remove your speedo.

Knock her sunglasses off with your pool noodle, splash some water at her face and go for the bra!

1/3 Delli 2019/02/15(Fri)15:25 No. 921397 ID: 5fc3a0
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We both pull on the noodle and go after each other. Then I do a small blast forward to splash water at her, because that seems sporting enough!

Own yon hard-on.

Then engage in hand-to-hand combat to remove Pillet's bikini. Trust me, there is nothing sexier in the world than a good bout of melee.

2/3 Delli 2019/02/15(Fri)15:25 No. 921399 ID: 5fc3a0
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She's not in front of me! She ducked under! I try to reach under me, but I feel her feel push up on my torso to keep my hands away.

I try to kick at her bikini, but now she grabs both of my ankles and spreads my legs. I try to do a softish blast to knock her away, but she keeps her grip. A strong enough blast to break her grip on me would hurt her.

I can't see what happened, but I'm sure those are her hands around my shins, and yet my speedo is flying off! She's keeping my legs close enough together to slide them off somehow.

3/3 Delli 2019/02/15(Fri)15:25 No. 921400 ID: 5fc3a0
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Soletta claps. Pillet took my speedo.

>Remember how fast you were moving when you were fighting the crime bosses?
Okay, I can shout energy blast, and power up to be physically fast and strong as hell, but that kind of feels, I dunno... cheaty.

Then again, I don't see how else I'm getting that bra off! I bet I could just power up my stamina and wear her out by chasing her down constantly, but not being stupidly fast.

Or! Revisiting earlier ideas, I could bribe her harder with chocolate. Or bribe Soletta to help me.

Orrrr say fuck it, again, and power up and teleport behind her.

Can you power up enough to be just a little bit faster than her instead of crazy fast?

>>921400
tell soletta that if she helps she will get 10 years worth of chocolate.
or that you will go on a date with her.

>>921400
Pool-port!

She's going to expect you to teleport behind her.
Teleport in front of her, or above.

Either cheat or harness your bonerpowers

>>921398
>Own yon hard on.
Still applicable.

>Nothing sexier than hand-to-hand combat.
Also still applicable. No power-ups, that would ruin the sportsmanship.

New plan: extend dong, use erection to distract Pillet, use resulting opening to yoink bikini.

I know she just came back from when the gangboss 86'd her but does she have enough personal power to teleport? If so, flash-step around each other like a couple of mostly naked adorable buffoons.

Your modesty will only serve to distract you from your goal, Mr. "I am above shame!"

If you STILL insist on being bashful about everything, try and just vaporize some of the water around you to generate large amounts of steam. The resulting cloud will give you an opening for teleporting shenanigans.

>>921400
Realize she just tore off your speedo with her mouth. Think long and hard on all of the implications there.

Also, I guess point down at her own bottom smugly like you somehow managed to get it off during the struggle, then grab her top when she's distracted. Probably won't work, but eh.

>>921400
bribe soletta

Don't take active that will possibly make you wait a month to romance people.

By the way is soletta that girl gang boss who killed herself a month ago reincarnated? People can change appearances a little right?

Did she just take it with her mouth? Either way be sporting about it, don't do anything too crazy with your powers. This tag team teasing is fun, right?

>>921411
I wonder if you could turn the pool into a hot tub by doing that.

1/4 Delli 2019/02/15(Fri)17:03 No. 921432 ID: 5fc3a0
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"Think you won? Think again!" I point down at her bottom.
>"I can feel my bottom still on me, nerd."
"Okay fine." Didn't think she'd be distracted. She's also only looked down at my junk when I'm far enough away that she can see the rest of me at the same time. "By the way, even though you just got back, how powerful are you?"
>"I had some rations tucked away to give myself a quick jumpstart, so I can defend myself past my normal body's limits. It's nothing compared to that cluster I gave you."
"Okay, so - wait a second, if my speedo's in your mouth, did - did you just nearly bite my junk?!"
>"You know, if you chilled a little bit, you might think I nearly just gave you a short blowjob instead of thinking about things badly."
"Who could chill next to you?!"
>"I'm feeling pretty calm!" Soletta says.

>By the way is Soletta that girl gang boss who killed herself a month ago reincarnated?
There's no way. At best, changes are minor. Soletta has similar eyes, but that's about it.

>Use energy to create steam
I should... really learn how to do special tricks like that. Then I could turn this into a hot tub! Actually, I think this pool has a hot tub dial anyway.

Heck it, I'm powering up!

Not to the fullest or anything, but enough to go fast.

2/4 Delli 2019/02/15(Fri)17:03 No. 921433 ID: 5fc3a0
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I skim the water so I don't fuck up the entire pool, and yank Pillet's bikini!

>"Now I had no chance."
"Yeah, but this was the only way to distract you!"
>"What kind of distr-"

3/4 Delli 2019/02/15(Fri)17:03 No. 921434 ID: 5fc3a0
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>"Oh?!"

4/4 Delli 2019/02/15(Fri)17:04 No. 921435 ID: 5fc3a0
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Soletta breaks the surface with Pillet's bottom in hand.

>"Switching teams like an opportunist, Sol?"
>"You two have no idea how much street cred I can get for pantsing Pillet."

Daaang, that's worth street cred all right.

>>921435
well then Pillet there is only one thing left to do. GET SHELOTT

>>921435
"Well, Pillet, I guess you know what needs to happen next, right? It's Soletta's turn to lose her bikini! Let's get her!"

>>921435
Aha, victory!

Though now there's like no chance of taming your boner. RIP.

Uh, further distraction: ask Soletta what's up with her anyway, like does she have a job or anything? Normal people stuff.

Well played! High five

>>921445
This, but also take her top off.

Celebrate with chocolate! Also you're gonna have to denude soletta now as well.

chocolate time is coming.
or you could just plow into those beautiful mounds.

Yeah you both have to team up on get her clothes now.

Once the girls both have their tops off you will be free to remove yours.
Hey shouldn't you have given Pillet some of your energy by now?

>>921435
Mission passed.
+Respect.

Now you have to gang up on Soletta.

>>921435
Look at Soletta. Then look at Pillet and smile deviously. Then shout, “Get her!” and team up with Pillet to strip Soletta’s top and bottom off of her!

1/4 Delli 2019/02/15(Fri)22:48 No. 921488 ID: 5fc3a0
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>Though now there's like no chance of taming your boner.
I've given up on that. It's just out here, now.

>Hey shouldn't you have given Pillet some of your energy by now?
I can't do this either! That'd be handy, but the only way to do it would be to let her kill me.

... can she, if I let her?

Why hasn't she asked? On second thought, I don't want to know.

Pillet and I look at each other. I think we get the same idea.

2/4 Delli 2019/02/15(Fri)22:49 No. 921489 ID: 5fc3a0
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>"Noooo!" Soletta laughs as we... I'm glad we ended up underwater because this looks incredibly bad from an outside angle.

3/4 Delli 2019/02/15(Fri)22:49 No. 921490 ID: 5fc3a0
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Soletta's hand snags on my top and yanks it off, and I feel bad for any wrong I might have ever caused her in this life or another.

4/4 Delli 2019/02/15(Fri)22:49 No. 921491 ID: 5fc3a0
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We resurface, and Pillet's already yelling.

>"Delli, I'm going to open my mouth and shut my eyes, and I expect the sweet embrace of chocolate on my tongue within 10 seconds!"

>>921491
Feed her chocolate and also a kiss.

Put a chocolate in your mouth and share it, again.

Feed her an entire box of chocolate. like you're feeding a coal furnace.

Smear chocolate on yourself and tell get to get some.

Put chocolate in soletta's mouth and have her share it.

or combine point three with point two.

>>921491
put the rest of the chocolate in your mouth and share it with pillet and soletta

>>921495
They have 20 boxes of chocolate.

>>921493
If you don't do this, what the fuck is even the point

>>921493
Do this!

Apply chocolate to dong.

>>921491
French her with chocolate.

After you give her the first chocolate, rub the second one over your lips and kiss her.

>>921515
Just my thoughts. This.

Alternatively, gesture to Soletta to chocolate kiss Pillet.

>>921515
remember to say "chewing is cheating"

Toss a chocolate into her mouth. Then just as she thinks she's knows what's what, immediately follow up with a kiss.

Balance chocolate on dick.

Insert chocolate carrying dick in mouth.

>>921515
this

Put a chocolate in your mouth, kiss Pillet.

By the power of technicality, you followed her orders to the letter.

>>921546
Could've dipped his dong in chocolate with low temperature melting point and still achieve it by technicality.

>>921493

Obviously the only right move here.

1/6 Delli 2019/02/16(Sat)12:08 No. 921558 ID: 5fc3a0
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I feed Pillet some chocolate, with my mouth.

2/6 Delli 2019/02/16(Sat)12:08 No. 921559 ID: 5fc3a0
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Soletta's standing around watching, so I put some chocolate in her mouth and point her at Pillet. While they make out, then...

>Place/smear chocolate on dick
Alright, it's now or -

3/6 Delli 2019/02/16(Sat)12:08 No. 921560 ID: 5fc3a0
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...

4/6 Delli 2019/02/16(Sat)12:08 No. 921562 ID: 5fc3a0
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Now or... l-later...

Wait, I'm still powered up. I have the power powerful dick in all the land!

5/6 Delli 2019/02/16(Sat)12:09 No. 921563 ID: 5fc3a0
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I can't believe I'm doing this.

I can't believe it's working.

It's working a lot.

6/6 Delli 2019/02/16(Sat)12:09 No. 921564 ID: 5fc3a0
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>"You ran out of chocolate down there."
"You didn't act surprised?!"
>"I shut my eyes and opened my mouth in front of a horny goat, what the hell do you think I was expecting?!"
"Chocolate?!"
>"Then fucking stuff my mouth with chocolate then! It's great for powering up, which I need after a respawn. If I'm talking, you're doing a bad job."

You know what's also great for powering up? Goat milk something something

>>921564
Well, you heard her. Shove a bunch of chocolate in her mouth!

Just don’t shove too much, too fast or else you’ll end up choking her to death!

Stuff the pretty girls already.

Apply liberal ammounts chocolate to Sol.

Problem: Not enough chocolate.

Solution: Add more chocolate.

>>921564
You heard her, jam it in.

1/3 Delli 2019/02/16(Sat)13:36 No. 921580 ID: 5fc3a0
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>Apply liberal amounts of chocolate to Sol
If Sol was a lizard or some non-furred person, this would work at all.

I also think about more jamming 'it' in with something something excuse goat milk but I don't want to leave Soletta out of it. Plus, Pillet is only getting more ravenous with her chocolate desires. I'm pretty sure she'd just try and eat whatever I put in her mouth. Chocolate, fingers, dicks, hands, anything at all. And not the good kind of eat.

So I jam chocolate in her face in a non-lewd way for now.

Or that's what I think but that is not a wholesome face.

2/3 Delli 2019/02/16(Sat)13:36 No. 921581 ID: 5fc3a0
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Soon Sol and I are just throwing chocolate into Pillet's abyss of a mouth. She starts firing off beams to work and train the chocolate off -

3/3 Delli 2019/02/16(Sat)13:37 No. 921582 ID: 5fc3a0
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is that a fucking drone

So what if it is? give it a show

>>921582
Shoot off an omnidirectinal energy blast that's not strong enough to blow up the building, but will fry the delicate electronics of any drones in the area.

>>921580
>Pillet is only getting more ravenous with her chocolate desires. I'm pretty sure she'd just try and eat whatever I put in her mouth. Chocolate, fingers, dicks, hands, anything at all. And not the good kind of eat.

>So I jam chocolate in her face in a non-lewd way for now.

>Or that's what I think but that is not a wholesome face.

Should've given her the ABCD...
A
Big
Chocolate-coated
Dick

>>921582
tell the drone to bring more chocolate or be hunted down.

Defeat the drone with the power of pelvic thrusting.

Capture the drone and use it as your new steed! Somehow. I'm sure you'll figure it out.

Tell Pillet to shoot-dodge the drone hong-kong style as she jumps into the pool. Feed Sol more chocolate as indecent as you like.

>>921582
Ask Pillet if she wants some target practice? Then point out the drone and let her shoot it down.

Well, the drone already got all the footage it needed, so there really isn't much use destroying it now.

Grab it, then attach a piece of chocolate onto it (make sure that it sees that), and then let it fly away. Because drones need chocolate too!

>>921582
Flip it off and blow it up.

>>921582
dropkick it

You do know you are the most important and famous person in town right?

Someone is streaming a 4k high rez paparazzi video of your exploits right this second.

So you can do two things.

1. Blow it up.

2. Give it a show.


So check with the girls to see what they prefer.