Walter 2010/01/03(Sun)21:33 No. 104732 ID: 754774
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>>104691
>>104694
.........

"Give 'em back!"
"Yev been eatin' 'em all day. Yel' shrivel."
"That's silly! I won't!"
"Ye will if ye sleep witout closin' yer door on me."
"Stingy!"
"Ye can't snack all day!"

It's the boy from before.
The woman with the enormous breasts has an oddly northern accent.
They're both Scorpions. Related, maybe.

>>104732
Say hello to the nice people who probably saved your life.

>>104732
"'Ello 'ello 'ello, wot's all dis den?"

>>104732
Ask them if they have a scabbard for your arm. Try not to ogle her breasts.

>>104740
Ogle, man, for great justice.

KA-

BOOBS

Subtly hit on her for the entire duration of your stay. I bet she totally digs the sword arm.

Walter 2010/01/03(Sun)22:17 No. 104767 ID: 754774
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>>104736
"Hello?"
"Ah, good, yer awake. Best be gettin' on yer feet, there's gonna be some 'adventeerars' off to raid the tunnels, and when they do, wel-all get swords in 'ar fuckin' stomachs."
"I only have one good leg."
"Stick yer broken leg in a scabbard too then. I'm not carryin' ya."

Walter has acquired ARM SCABBARD!

>>104740
>>104744
Walter thanks the gods for his PERIPHERAL VISION.

Wait, when was the first part of Walter Quest? This voice is all...fuzzy on the details.

Please tell me your sword arm replaced your forearm and not your upper arm so you have at least SOME motor control of the blade beyond waggling it menacingly.

>>104767
Ask for further clarification, or, more to the point, what the hell is going on.

Courageously tell them you will defend their home and that they should trust your new SWORDFISH-ARM.

>>104767
Find a crutch or something.

Walter 2010/01/03(Sun)23:00 No. 104789 ID: 754774
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>>104771
It's attached to a little down from my elbow, so I can move it around fine.

>>104774
That is a good idea.

"Can I ask what's going on?"
"Ye fell off a cliff like a moron and was bleedin' all over 'ar burrow hole, so I just dragged ye in here out of the kindness of my heart. Ye look like an idiot, so I put a sword on ye so ye won't have trouble drawin' weapons."
"...Thank you?"
"Yah, thank my arrowholes, you stupid lil' hum'n basterd. Not even a bloodeye and those mercies are tryin' to ruin the home we've had for years."
"We should have left him," The child adds.
"Oh be quiet Emin, nothin' helpin' it now."

...So we're underground...?

This isn't a good place to be cornered in.

"Then I guess I'll have to repay my debt to you then. Lead the way."

>>104789
Why don't you fight?

>>104789
You should offer to help them.
They may be rough around the edges, but in your current state you'll want them around.

Maybe you can talk to the adventurers, let them know that these two saved your life. You might be able to save these people from getting kicked out of their home, if you're good enough with your words.

Ask them if they can help you walk just to the entrance. If all goes well, they won't need to move out.

I dont think you fell, you were probably thrown.

>>104789
Lets not mention the deal with the Crow for now. But we should mention that we're indebted to them and we will do everything in our power to pay back that debt.

I feel we should mention the Crow or whatever his name was. These are locals, they might know about him, and it would make you look less like an idiot that wasn't watching where he was walking and fell off a cliff.

Well, get up, get ready to fight, I guess. Put on your Arm scabbard.

>>104852
I don't think mentioning the crow is a good idea. We don't really know much about these two other than that they saved us and that one of them has really great tits. They may decide to dump us for some reason if they find out that we have interacted with the Crow, there could be all sorts of taboo's around that guy. When we're at a place where people aren't coming to kill us I think we should tell them, but it's not something that they need to know right now.

>>104853
I suppose. Tell them someone tossed you off the bloody cliff, and that you'll explain later.

And besides, everyone knows great tits can be trusted.

>>104854
They can be trusted on being great tits and that burrowing your face between them would be fucking great. The one they're attached too is a whole other deal.

Walter 2010/01/08(Fri)20:01 No. 107931 ID: 754774
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>>104822
>>104825
>>104852
>>104853
>>104854
...........

"I wouldn't be trying to escape in that condition, you know. Whoooo knoooows what might happen."

Walter 2010/01/08(Fri)20:02 No. 107933 ID: 754774
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>>107931

CRACK

"hahahaha"

Walter 2010/01/08(Fri)20:03 No. 107934 ID: 754774
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>>107933
"I was attacked by bandits."

"Sucks to be you."

PLay it right and we might get a feel of those slammin' tits.

>>107945
Not with the sword arm, though. The other one.

Or your face.

>>107934
What is he doing over there anyway?

Was that our memory resurfacing? Punch his face in our head. Assert dominance since you are in control of your brain.

Walter 2010/01/08(Fri)23:47 No. 107961 ID: 754774
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>>107956
Feels fucking great

I still propose asking them to bring you to the adventurers. I think you can do these people some good if you can talk the incoming assailants out of assailing.

Walter 2010/01/08(Fri)23:48 No. 107963 ID: 754774
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>>107945
One can never disagree with a stellar pair of breasts.

"We were gonna move next year, but them bastards have bombs withum. Donneeven know what ta do with guys like these."

Fight or flight in a much more general term.

I could help her fight back, or just follow them out...

>>107963
Ask her how many there are if they only out number you by a little killing them might be best.

Grope her.

Yes, we need info on these raiders. Can they be reasoned with? Fought off? Bribed? Fleeing might actually be the best option, but its worth trying. Hell, you could try repaying them by having them leave you somewhere in the way for the raiders to find, giving the demons time to run.

Assuming the raiders are humans and not bandits, you could probably survive off the pity card. But this is an extreme option.

>>107963
If you're outnumbered and outgunned (and it sounds like you are) running might be the best option for now. But make sure she knows that you're not opposed to helping them out.

>>107963
Well follow those tits and try to be as helpful as you can. But don't try to overdo it, if you act like a moron and injure yourself I don't think it will impress her.

Walter 2010/01/12(Tue)20:43 No. 109965 ID: 754774
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>>107970
>>107974
>>107981
>>108018
"I'm willing to help you, but what do you know about the situation."
"There wassa man wit sam bombs, an' then he went ta go get sam moooore men wit bombs." The woman says with heavy sarcasm.

...Her accent gets thicker with anger. She might have been raised in the North.
That's ridiculous though. It's way too cold.

"Ya sure ya know where yer goin'?"
"'Course I do, I come up to the forest all the time. Not like there's any territory to be had in the place."

The boy I'm assuming is named Emin has the same speech patterns as she does, but doesn't seem to have an accent.
I wonder if he hasn't been living with her long.
Walter ponders this, finding the subject of language nuances easier to understand when studying at home with servants as subjects, ignoring this is a totally inappropriate time to be analyzing speech in the first place.

Shut up.

So...We know nothing of the men attacking besides the fact they possess bombs, and we're apparantly entering a forest if we leave.

>>109965
Proceed.

Walter 2010/01/12(Tue)21:11 No. 109989 ID: 754774
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>>109970
Well, I'm not really insistent on talking to people with bombs.

"Ugh, I hate how many corpses are down here. Smell is so strong."
"Hey, what have ye been doin' up top, Emin?"
"Why?"

Walter 2010/01/12(Tue)21:13 No. 109991 ID: 754774
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>>109989
"He doesn't come up here all by hisself, normally."
"...Aaaahhh."

>>109991
Greet the red eyes!

Walter 2010/01/12(Tue)21:54 No. 110010 ID: 754774
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>>110001
I don't think I feel comfortable with letting my guard down around a-

Suddenly, Emin is body-slammed.

Walter 2010/01/12(Tue)21:54 No. 110011 ID: 754774
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>>110010
The attacker stands.

Walter 2010/01/12(Tue)21:55 No. 110012 ID: 754774
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>>110011

>>110011
Quick, Headbutt her!

She should be able to crush that tiny one under her monster mams.

Walter vs The French Maid from Hell

-Round 4-

Ready?

FIGHT!

Throw her off guard by saying something to the effect of "WHOA YOU ARE SO COOL :O"