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86800 No. 86800 ID: fb5d8e

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No. 86802 ID: fb5d8e
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I wake up to the movements of Iesgip, who is hastily putting her clothes on.
The first rays of sun barely peak through the leaf roof outside.

I feel heavy and strained.. I must've eaten too much yesterday.
I was sooo hungry though.

Ooh, mornings, my nemesis..!

No. 86806 ID: d1210a

Chat with Iesgip as you get up. Should help you accept morning more easily, and let you learn more about someone you work with.
No. 86807 ID: f21281

Were you two being...naaaaaughty?
No. 86811 ID: f44349

No. 86812 ID: fb5d8e
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Naaaughty? Naaaah, I don't swing that way. I'm strictly into boys.. preferably boy-on-boy..

"Hmm.. Why're you up so early, Iesgip?"
"O-oh, did I wake you up? Sorry. I have to get up early to get fresh ingredients for breakfast. Everyone counts on a good meal in the morning."
No. 86814 ID: dda9dd

You seem very blaise about the fact that you now seem to have voices in your head huh? Makes you wonder how Ridder gets along ehh?
No. 86815 ID: d1210a

Wait, she wakes up early to do breakfast for you all?

Thank her for that. You know you wouldn't get up early and go outside in the morning cold to gather ingredients every day, right?
No. 86817 ID: f44349

Realize that Iegsip's delicious flat chest makes her look like a really cute guy.
Blush furiously.
No. 86818 ID: f21281

Not to mention that six-pack.

Contemplate asking Iesgip about her workout regime.
No. 86827 ID: fb5d8e
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Eewwww~ I hate female-to-male gender bending.. It's so gross. She would be pretty hot if she was a guy, but, she's a girl.. ..What a waste..

But yeah, I wouldn't get up early like this. I'd rather go a little hungry.

"Thanks for the effort, Iesgip."
"Don't thank me. I'm just doing my part in the good fight. You do your best on your duties too, okay? See you later."
No. 86832 ID: f21281

Well then obviously you need to get ahold of a similar potion used on you.

Except instead of changing species it would change gender~
No. 86837 ID: f44349

>Eewwww~ I hate female-to-male gender bending..
That blush says otherwise~

But anyways... you may as well get up now.
I suppose you could have a look around this place if noone else is up.
Or maybe you could help with breakfast~
No. 86838 ID: dda9dd

So you do like your guys a little refined though? What do you think about Ridder ehh? Rather fetching in that new armor getup he has now.
No. 86843 ID: c259ba

lets relax for a few minutes
and daydream
about Ridder
and his rock hard muscles
and his rock hard~ OH breakfast is ready
No. 86855 ID: f7e3cf

Im going to offer an action that isnt slightly pathetic

Get dressed, tell us about yourself
No. 86856 ID: fb5d8e
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Riddeerrr~ Oh yes~ He is fantastic.
Isn't he just so dashing and chivalrous? He's like a knight straight out of a fairy tale.
I'm so happy I get to be with him!
All he needs is just a sweet innocent prince to pair with and the picture will be complete~

No. 86858 ID: 34470e

I can see your daydream. Who's that other dude?
No. 86859 ID: 51d0f5

oh god what have we done

I mean... hi.

Contemplate equipment and supplies needed for spying on the bad guy.
No. 86865 ID: 18b9f0

Awfully wholesome fantasy you have there, little one. After your I WANNA SEE TONGUE bit in the tavern it's nice to see something that's just true love and embracing a lover in one's arms.
No. 86872 ID: dda9dd

Ironic, would you believe that our primary previous job experience is not in saving the world, but in matchmaking?
No. 86873 ID: 8b7db1

Also, it would be nice to know what you are good at [or at least, think you are good at]. I have a worry that Ridder might run out of things for you to do, since he doesn't have a 'thieving' mindset.
No. 86874 ID: 43d730

So she'll just have to anticipate for things he won't think of and do them in advance.
Like disrupting supply lines, stealing artifacts, defamation...
No. 86889 ID: 8ce2bf

You know there is a surviving member of Malto royalty left. He may not have a kingdom anymore but he's still an innocent prince! Maybe we could help you out with some matchmaking for Ridder, I'm sure he and the Malto prince would hit it off!
No. 86892 ID: 942355


... Innocent?

Well, I guess that technically there are a number of specific crimes of which he is currently innocent...
No. 86893 ID: 6faa8c

What about Ridder and Timotei? :3c

Anyway, stop daydreaming, it's tome to get to work! Get some clothing on, you cat burglar!
No. 86901 ID: 45be60

I don't know that he has actually done anything illegal which he was not promptly punished for, vis a vis tossed out of places on his ass.
No. 86905 ID: fb5d8e
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Oooh, that's just this guy I met before Ridder saved me. He had this prince-y air about him, so he's a placeholder for now.. Perhaps until we find that surviving royalty~
Oh, the knight saving the lost survivor of his bloodline. It's absolutely perfect!

Alright, clothes.. Me and Iesgip worked pretty late last night to put this together. We had the idea of camouflage through disguising your form.. and then we talked about what to do if you were seen anyway.
So with this I am a terrible ghost!

My strengths are sneaking and breaking and entering. Sometimes I do a bit of pursecutting, but it's not my main line of work.
For equipment I have a trust dagger with a few empty bags to stuff.

No. 86908 ID: dda9dd

So is that all of it? Or do you wear things under that?

Also how are you adjusting to being a cat, I imagine it to be rather itchy at first.. and the tail must be an interesting addition.
No. 86909 ID: 6a66c3

I heard
No. 86911 ID: b71223

first things first... awesome disgeise, is there more to it
No. 86925 ID: 445c48

How was dinner with Ridder?
No. 86927 ID: fb5d8e
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Should there be more to it? I got fur now. That's like clothing. Iesgip doesn't wear alot either..
I barely feel my tail. I think learning to control it will be like learning to move your nostrils, or wiggle your ears. Though when I squeeze my butt together real tight I think it moves.

No. 86928 ID: 445c48

Might want to get some pants, more pockets that way.

Also, can you turn around? It's kind of hard to see your tail.
No. 86933 ID: 1831fc


Is that...


Couldn't be.


Needs some work. It'll work if you're fast and stay out of sight, but otherwise, you're going to have to figure out a way to work on a scary voice.

Or something.

Another suggestion would be to find some animals and use their bones to add some spooky sounds to it or something.

On that note, perhaps you should stop running around in itty bitty kitty panties and get some actual clothes on.

Sound like a plan?
No. 86934 ID: b71223

I see well if you don't believe more is needed then it probably isn't.
anyway, it may take some time before breakfest is ready... so yeah...I don't know... wonder if Ridders up yet? maybe we go should check...I guess.
No. 86935 ID: dda9dd

I think Ridder may get just a little 'anxious' if he's going to be ridding you around in his lap, with so little cloth to separate the two of you.

Kobalds arn't much for clothes anyway, some people have troubles telling the differences between males and females even so the clothing differences help in that case.

Also, a belt or pockets of some kind could be handy, perhaps a kilt or skirt made up of pockets.
No. 86943 ID: fb5d8e
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Don't worry! This cloak is lined with pockets on the inside, and if Ridder's uncomfortable with my body, I'll just close it around me.

Speaking of that sweet knight, I'll go check on him.
Hm, not in the warroom.

No. 86944 ID: 18b9f0

Sticks you should use your attire to your advantage. If you could get Ridder all riled and on edge just imagine how cute he'd be. Blushing and biting his lip and all. It'd be that much easier to imagine him with his perfect lover, don't you agree~?
No. 86945 ID: f21281

Cloth isn't really that protective.

May I suggest a leather bustier with matching thong?
No. 86946 ID: 445c48

Go up on the balcony, pull on the candleholder thing, and go into the secret room.

are those things called candleabras? Can't remember.
No. 86950 ID: 6faa8c

No. 86953 ID: 5d5878

Check his room. This early I doubt he'd be up.

On a side note, dear god, we have a literally furry yaoi fangirl.
No. 86954 ID: dda9dd

Don't forget how short she is... that only adds more fetishistic layers.
No. 86956 ID: fb5d8e
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Guys, I'm not your dress up doll. Me and Iesgip worked very hard on this and I'm going to keep wearing it.

Speaking of shortness however..

No. 86957 ID: 6faa8c

Cats can jump awesomely high.
No. 86958 ID: 18b9f0

No. 86959 ID: 445c48

Oo, that's gotta suck. Try jumping, if you can't reach, try rope. If you haven't any rope, see if the Goblin is awake. If not, See if any uv da boyz iz awake.
No. 86960 ID: b71223

... well uh... can you parkour it.
No. 86961 ID: 135d9a

You're a cat, come on. Surely you've got some hops in you.
No. 86964 ID: 5d5878

Either CATLIKE JUMPING or, you know, your namesake.
No. 86965 ID: b02068

No. 86966 ID: fb5d8e
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Oh yeah.. Catfolk jump!
No. 86969 ID: f21281

I didn't say you had to wear it instead of your current gear. You could easily wear it underneath it.
No. 86972 ID: fb5d8e
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Oh, he's still sleeping. Behind his desk no less... I don't see any bed around here, though. But couldn't he have gone down to sleep with the boys?
No. 86973 ID: f21281

Use all your sneaky prowess in thievery to sneak a peek at his 'weaponry', if you know what I mean.
No. 86974 ID: c0f3bf

Maybe he fell asleep before he had time. If only you were taller you could carry him down there, shoot.
No. 86976 ID: 18b9f0

YOUR RING! It transmits thoughts, right?
Listen real carefully and see if you can tune in to his thoughts. See what he's dreaming about.

Maybe he's dreaming about a lovely prince, too~ ♥
No. 86981 ID: 5d5878

See what he fell asleep doing. Unless he actually just sleeps at his desk for some reason.
No. 86984 ID: 8b7db1

He doesn't strike me as the type to sleep with 'the boys'. Most likely, if he gets his own bed, he would put it in here.

...I'm really tempted to have you go 'ooga booga' to see if he wakes up.
No. 86989 ID: 8ce2bf

He just sleeps in his normal clothes? You're gonna have to work with Iesgip to make him some rad pajamas! With footies!
We should surprise him with them, let's get all his measurements done while he's still asleep.
No. 86991 ID: fb5d8e
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Oohh, d'you really think I could look into his dreams with this ring on?
How can I do that? I wanna see..

Looks like he fell asleep writing some things.

No. 86992 ID: 51d0f5

Looks like private admissions of his fears with an undertone of inadequacy and mild self-loathing. Not sexy at all.

You should write a second letter taking about how great he is and leave it next to his other letter.
No. 86997 ID: 6a66c3

Check the letter out... you can tell him how silly his fears are later.
No. 86998 ID: b71223

if you focus your mind it should work.
be it on the ring or through it I'm not sure but give it a shot.
No. 86999 ID: 8ce2bf

Are you kidding me that is the sexiest thing.
No. 87001 ID: 099247

That is fucking incredibly cute. You have to do it!
No. 87008 ID: 66e906

Be sure to remind him that he's in need of a sweet innocent prince.
No. 87012 ID: fb5d8e
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Alright, let's see.. Focus real hard on him or the ring..

Oooh, I can feel more of his thoughts..

No. 87015 ID: fb5d8e
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...Ooooh, wow. I thought Ridder was gonna be on top in any relationship, but I think I just found the perfect partner for him!

They're not saying anything.. There's obviously a looot of tension in the air.

No. 87016 ID: f98e0b

War flashbacks
Danger danger warning warning
Pull out now before he finds out what you're doing.
No. 87017 ID: 5d5878

This is terribly invasive and I don't think we should be doing this.

However, continue snooping. I want to see this.
No. 87019 ID: 51d0f5

Preeeetty good chance that's his dad.
No. 87025 ID: 66e906

Even better.

Keep watching, Sticks. You must see this to the end.
No. 87028 ID: 8d5624

Is that his dad? Or mom, perhaps? Northwalkers all look the same to me.
No. 87034 ID: 099247

I'm pretty sure that's his dad, or brother or some male. Reaver generally adds eyelashes to fairly androgynous characters ref: that female volto knight.
No. 87039 ID: 5d5878

Just gonna point out that I didn't know that was a chick until other people pointed it out.
No. 87040 ID: fb5d8e
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The silence continues until the tall one raises his hand.


His word is repeated several times by other men, and all the soldiers around me come into motion.

"You actually said it..! If mother was here--"
"She would do exactly the same. Be quiet, pup. You are far too young to understand the true face of war."
No. 87041 ID: 8ce2bf

Sneak over to them and kneel down in front of the other Northwalker so he falls over you.
No. 87042 ID: 51d0f5

Look forward and see what you're marching towards.
No. 87044 ID: 632862

Don't interfere; just play along with the dream. You don't want to bring attention to yourself.
No. 87051 ID: 8b7db1

Being in his dream, you are probably just an observer. ...unless you try to follow DREAM LOGIC and try to replace his spear with a trout or something.
No. 87055 ID: 445c48

Focus real hard and try to replace his spear with a trout.

Then eat it.
No. 87056 ID: b71223

you might be able to edit the dream...
focus and make his something happen as a test.
No. 87060 ID: 099247

This dream is not an irc channel.

I would suggest simply watching. It's probably more interesting than anything we can pull at this moment.
No. 87066 ID: dda9dd

We probably don't want to interfere to much, for fear he could notice us and wake up.
No. 87070 ID: fb5d8e
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Yes, if I interfere he's bound to notice me.. I'd have to make it really worthwhile and sexy.

Let's see.. They're marching straight into an open field and now Ridder is approaching someone-- Ouch, dreamsequences are confusing.

"You wanted to see me?"
"Yes.. Your father told me about yesterday's incident."
"I already apologized."
"You have to remember that every time you question your father you are undermining his authority. That's not good for troop morale."
"I'm sorry. I did not think of that."
"You're still young. ..Did you ever think about the Far North, Ridder?"
"No.. Why? Do you want to go back?"
No. 87071 ID: fb5d8e
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"Perhaps.. It might be a much nicer place for you to grow up. Maybe you'll even learn to smile as good as you fight."
No. 87074 ID: 445c48

Keep watching, but hey you're now a halfling again!
No. 87081 ID: 8b7db1

...is that his mom? ...won't be very hard for you to imagine Ridder in a gay relationship if he hooked up with a female of his species, Sticks. Though I have no idea why I am supporting yaoi fangirl-ism.
No. 87082 ID: 5d5878

That would be mom. I assume Ridder has some parental issues messing with him or something.
No. 87150 ID: fb5d8e
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"Yes, those were my parents."

..Oh! I've been found out!

"This dream returns occasionally, usually repeating the exact same sequence. It's the last time I saw them.. but I've dreamt it so often I don't know if it's real any more. I assume your presence is due to the ring's communication powers?"
No. 87153 ID: f21281


...y'can try the same with me when I'm sleeping if y'think it's a fair punishment~"
No. 87155 ID: 445c48

"No, it's love!"
No. 87156 ID: 476456

"Y-yeah i didnt know exactly what would happen so I tried it..and..and you just looked so handsome I couldnt look away."
No. 87157 ID: 445c48

Wait, that's a terrible idea.
No. 87158 ID: dda9dd

We helped a somewhat Commander... we to were curious.
No. 87159 ID: 632862

Uh, you could hear us, Ridder?
No. 87165 ID: 9d07d9

Woah Ridder must have some serious mental discipline or something because I always wake up when I realize I'm dreaming.
No. 87179 ID: fb5d8e
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"P-partially. The rings seems to transfer feelings rather than thought. I suspect that's why it's more effective in a dream."

So he caught all that incest and gay stuff?

"Y-yes. I'm sorry, Sticks. Now, please exit and wake me up."
No. 87182 ID: c0f3bf

Do what the man says!

...Just be sure to stand away from him when you wake him up.
No. 87187 ID: dda9dd


You know, this still doesn't clear up what exactly 'we' are, aside from some vaguely helpful/creepy voices.
No. 87190 ID: f21281

"Okay...but just be warned, I'm wearing that ghosty gear and underneath that, it's just panties..."
No. 87191 ID: fb5d8e
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I end my focus, and I'm right out back in the real world. ..Not that I left it, I guess, but I can see it again. If that makes sense.
I tap Ridder on the head a few times to wake him up.

"Hmn.. Ah, Sticks. Good morning. I apologize for oversleeping."
"You're.. You're not angry?"
"No, I appreciate that you wake me up. As your leader I am supposed to be awake first."
"..Do you even remember?"
"Remember what?"
"Wh-what happened, Sticks? Please tell me."
No. 87192 ID: c0f3bf

Might as well tell him, the more he knows about his subconscious the better.
No. 87193 ID: f21281

"We had crazy wild sex. In your dreams. Via the rings~

You rocked my world, Knight-thang."
No. 87195 ID: c259ba

we were invaded by fire breathing orcs
they hit you on the head, i thought you were dead ;_;
No. 87196 ID: 476456

tell him how handsome he was in the dream. do it, dooo iiiit~
No. 87197 ID: 632862

Just tell him that the ring lets you see into other people's dreams. Apologize for the intrusion.
No. 87199 ID: f44349

...Tell him he was talking to you in his sleep.
He said something about his parents but you didn't quite catch what he said.

It isn't technically a lie. :3c
No. 87200 ID: 942355

Just... just tell him the ring allowed you to see into his dreams and talk to him while he was sleeping.

By the way, if I understand correctly, moving your tail should basically feel the same as having a tongue on your butt.
No. 87202 ID: 18b9f0


"Last night in our celebrations when we were having dinner together you got a little drunk and... well, you have sneaky fingers...!"

"I saw into your dream, where you were making out with Black Fang. I thought -- I thought you were upset at my prying. I didn't mean to."

"You agreed to try out Grek's invisibility potion, with me supervising. You have to undress first."

"Y-You told me you were going to teach me how to kiss... ♥"
No. 87206 ID: 445c48

One of these! Voices in Ridder's head should agree with Sticks.
No. 87213 ID: 445c48

Specifically, the last one.
No. 87224 ID: fb5d8e
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I'll tell him the truth.. but also push him in the right direction~

"Our rings allowed me to look into your dreams. I saw you talk with your father and mother.. then you found a prince, and you made love to him."
"..Interesting. I often dream of my parents, but the finding of a prince is new. Hmm.. Either way, I'd prefer you not to attempt this again. Dreams can be unreal and terrible. We don't know what effect it could have on you."
No. 87232 ID: 445c48

Tell him it was our idea.
No. 87238 ID: 51d0f5

"I think the last part was because I was there~"
No. 87264 ID: 66e906

Don't tell him this, it'll only divert him from the gay path.
No. 87270 ID: 5d5878

Yeah, crazy headvoices take full responsibility for that.
No. 87272 ID: 34470e

Ask him if he likes your costume.
No. 87299 ID: eaec5a

k, next scene, let's get moving.
No. 87308 ID: dda9dd

Yes lets change the subject now.
No. 87405 ID: c259ba

No. 87492 ID: 8ce2bf

"By made love I mean you really got into it, I think some of the things you did to that poor prince aren't even legal. You really destroyed him.
It's pretty weird actually, you went by all kinds of naked ladies in the dream barely noticing them but you immediately set about ravaging this prince once you saw him."
No. 87498 ID: fb5d8e
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"By made love I mean you really got into it, I think some of the things you did to that poor prince aren't even legal. You really destroyed him. It's pretty weird actually, you went by all kinds of naked ladies in the dream barely noticing them but you immediately set about ravaging this prince once you saw him."
"Y-yes, well, I assume that means I'm eager to find Malto's surviving heir. More than I thought it did."
"But why would you fuck him? And so hard?"
"St-sticks, please. Must we discuss this?"

I nod fervently.

"..Uhm.. What can I say.. I-I'm a young man with basic desires. It's unfortunate that it coincided with my apparent desire to find the prince."
No. 87499 ID: 954933

Okay, I think that's enough of that. Onwards!
No. 87501 ID: 67c611

Damnit, Sticks, if you keep pushing him in that direction you'll never get to ride that cock.
No. 87502 ID: c259ba

No. 87503 ID: 44ad00

You realize this is exactly what she wants right?
No. 87504 ID: dda9dd


Yeah, I'm not really sure to say here Sticks...

Just remember, the role 'we' have planned for you may not be that of the passive observer in the future, I'm afraid 'we' already fill that position far to well.

Now that that is said, let us all be off. This line of conversation can wait for another time.
No. 87535 ID: 3622fc

Dear sticks, stop making our protagonist gay

When we get back to Ridder I am so telling on you voices
No. 87540 ID: 632862

Okay now embellish it with bizarre details. Add a ball gag, outlandish costumes and a weird location. See how far you can go before Ridder realizes you're messing with him.
No. 87545 ID: 34470e

Sticks, drop the subject and just ask him how your costume looks.
No. 87547 ID: 3622fc

i like this actually
its better ridder knows we're messing
No. 87553 ID: 43d730

Ball gag, jester hats, tutus, thigh-high leather boots, chainmail, magic 'wands', whipped cream, rope, featherdusters, ribbons...
No. 87585 ID: 445c48

Stop trying to make him gay, Sticks! Throw in some women. At least two women. Preferably both of them you.
No. 87619 ID: 6a66c3

Are you sure she wouldn't preffer to be between the two?
No. 87664 ID: fb5d8e
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"Well, I'm gonna go see if breakfast's done yet~"
"Yes, very well. See if you can gather everyone as well so it doesn't fall on Iesgip again."
No. 87684 ID: badf27

No. 87686 ID: 445c48

No! Ridder must be bi.

He has to do Sticks in addition to anyone else!
No. 87688 ID: 34470e

Maybe you can help Iesgip with breakfast?
No. 87709 ID: 5d5878

Goddammit, why am I always the only one who wants the quest characters to stay straight...

Though I do admit this is hilarious.
No. 87729 ID: fb5d8e
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Breakfast passes without anything mention worthy. Everyone eats their food silently and treats eachother with respect. Guess everyone is still feelin' a bit awkward.
They'll just have to get to know eachother!

Afterwards I gather my equipment while Ridder gets suited up, and we leave the base.
Ridder's mount squawks happily at seeing its master.

"Are you ready?"
"Yeah, think so."
"Are you sure you don't have anything left to do before we leave?"
No. 87730 ID: 079e67

Go to the bathroom before we leave. We're not pulling this bird over if you have to go.
No. 87738 ID: c259ba

No. 87741 ID: 18b9f0

Ask to be excused. Say you need to use the "Laboratory". Say it in a Bela Lugosi accent.
No. 87753 ID: 5d5878

You seem pretty set, just one last inventory check to make sure you're good.
No. 87754 ID: 34470e

I'm pretty sure he hasn't commented on your costume yet.
No. 87794 ID: fb5d8e
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Inventory check: Dagger, lockpicking stuff, a piece of string and a needle!

"Nope, I'm all set. Let's go!"
"Very good."

We mount the bird together. Ridder puts me in front of him, gently holding me in place with one hand.

As we move out we pass Nakraska talking to another kobold.

"It looks like a kobold wandered in here."
"Maybe it's his girlfriend."
"..Ah, it's female."
"Yeah.. Disappointing, isn't it?"
"..No, Sticks, I'm very happy for him. In any case it shows that I still know very little about him. In fact, I know little about any of my companions, including you."
No. 87799 ID: 445c48

What about your sticks? You forgot your sticks!
No. 87802 ID: c259ba

Well sexy what do you want to know?
No. 87803 ID: 632862

>lockpicking stuff

Tell him more about your past! Like, your family and stuff.
No. 87806 ID: 5d5878

That right there is thinly-veiled. Oblige him.
No. 87816 ID: 697b23

Uh, no, cut it out. All of you stop that. Quit ignoring the obvious security threat that will undoubtedly make this quest unnecessarily harder when Ridder gets back. You're all acting like you've never heard of illusion magic.

Go investigate that kobold before you leave and lose your base.
No. 87819 ID: 66e906

Have Ridder talk to the bolds.
No. 87820 ID: c259ba

chillax bro black fang got dis
hes a one man army
No. 87824 ID: 697b23

That's the sort of arrogance that has gotten Ridder in trouble in the past.

The few minutes investigating would delay you is by far worth the results of cautiousness. Even if it is nothing, the patience and discipline gained is invaluable, far more important than the blind adherence to an arbitrary schedule.
No. 87854 ID: 8b7db1

On one hand, this could be a big security threat.
On the other hand, do we know that the 'bad guy' has kobolds under his employ? And should we suspect that this one is under such a contract?
On the third hand, we are controlling Sticks, so most concerns WOULD be on Ridder's crotch.
Ont he fourth hand... where did I get all these extra arms?
No. 87855 ID: fb5d8e
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"So I guess you're still wonderin' about about why I'm not planning to go back to the Burrows.."
"Wwweeeelll, I'm the daughter of a simple locksmith. Had a mundane but stable life ahead of me... But the duke had the cutest son.. Ofcourse he was gonna be married to some other duke's daughter... Sssssoooo I snuck into their mansion and kissed him the night before the wedding. Now I'm sort of wanted around there."
"Ah, I see. That's unfortunate. But surely it has been a long time. They must have forgiven you for a mere kiss by now."

I used the term 'kiss' rather loosely..
No. 87856 ID: c259ba


changing my vote to this
No. 87862 ID: 079e67

Oh Sticks, you dog you - er, cat.

Hey, you could possibly visit the Burrows now one of these days, not like anyone is gonna recognize you - nya~
No. 87866 ID: 18b9f0

Might as well tell him, then.

As for the Kobold, it's his call. You might as well just ask Ridder if he'd prefer to stay just a few minutes to say hello to the guest, after all.

Either way, do you have anything planned for the trip? It's not that long of a journey like this but you should have something to talk about. You can ask Ridder intimate questions, like about his first kiss~
No. 87871 ID: 18b9f0

On this note, have you ever thought about... returning to the scene of the crime, so to speak?
Might be feasible now that you've got a brand new look.

Put that one down in your life's "to do" list maybe.
No. 87875 ID: 697b23

Actually yes, we do know that the 'Boss' has kobolds under his employ. Remember, we were told that the sick kobold girl was a result of the Boss' visit to the village. We have no reason to suspect that he didn't pick up or coerce some workers to join him there.

But it looks like our convenient two-way communication artifact has somehow become an inconvenient message-blocking device. Neat-o.
No. 87876 ID: 445c48

This being Knightmanticar Blades, we have to take the time to set up these two kobolds.
No. 87896 ID: dda9dd

How loosely?
No. 87902 ID: fb5d8e
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Leeet's just say that with the kissing there was a bit of 'hugging'.. Not doing that again, though! If there's gonna be such dire consequences I'd rather just watch.

"...So what about your first kiss?"
"I have not given it yet."
"So you're still a virgin, then?"
"Sticks.. please."
No. 87907 ID: 445c48

Give him a kiss on the nose or the cheek or something.
No. 87908 ID: 632862

Tell him there's nothing to be ashamed about. He'll be sure to find the right person eventually.
No. 87909 ID: 079e67

I think if you ever "hug" again, it'll involve a lot of yowling and a barbed member.

No. 87910 ID: 5d5878

This is making him obviously uncomfortable. Just tease him a bit more then lay off it for a while.
No. 87911 ID: 8b7db1

Leave him alone, Sticks.
No. 87917 ID: dda9dd

I suppose that previous punishment explains your current hands off attitude. You're afraid arn't you Sticks?
No. 87923 ID: 18b9f0

Yes. Rather than teasing, you should be supportive. Given your tendency to rib him about it, it would catch him off guard.

"Boss, it's nothing to be ashamed of. I'm sure you'll find the right girl (or guy) someday. And I'm sure your first kiss will be magical and passionate. And I'm also sure you two will be very beautiful together. You shouldn't be embarrassed about it."
No. 87925 ID: 632862

So when you say 'dire consequences' you mean having sex with someone who's already taken, right? I'm sure you can get some 'hugging' done without getting in trouble. You just have to be a little more careful who you pick.
No. 87931 ID: e0499d

this plus asking if there's anybody he's been interested in.
No. 87938 ID: fb5d8e
File 126023528577.png - (51.79KB , 700x700 , c9-28.png )

Nah, I don't mind. Getting intimate myself just gives me way too much stress for it to be enjoyable, ya know? Besides, when I go for some boy-boy I get to enjoy it twice as much~
Been like this for quite a few years 'n I have no plans to change.

"Chief, it's nothing to be ashamed of. I'm sure you'll find the right girl (or guy) someday. And I'm sure your first kiss will be magical and passionate. And I'm also sure you two will be very beautiful together."
"Thank you, Sticks. I hope so too."
No. 87943 ID: 192956

Sticks you now have a secondary job get Ridder laid.
No. 87951 ID: dda9dd

and 'we' now have the secondary job to do the same for her.
No. 87952 ID: 3622fc

Maybe if i shout loud enough Ridder will hear me






No. 87956 ID: e0499d

what ever happened to dat gobblin back at South Tower...
oh gawd, sticks can hear me.
No. 87971 ID: fb5d8e
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It's a pretty short trip to the goblin settlement. Or maybe it just felt short being so close to Ridder. Heh!

We're quickly greeted by the guards upon arrival.

"Halt! Who goes there?"
"I am Sir Ridder. I must speak with your elder."
"R-Ridder? The man who controls Black Fang? Y-yes, sir, right away. I will tell the elder you're coming."
No. 87977 ID: 632862

While waiting, ask a passing goblin how things are going.
No. 87978 ID: 632862

Or while heading to the elder, anyway.
No. 87979 ID: 34470e

While the goblin is informing the elder, ask another goblin how things are without the other village cutting trees so close.
No. 87981 ID: fb5d8e
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The elder is a decrepit old cook. I can hardly believe he's the leader around here, but then I look at the other goblins and I believe.
This place is a real dump..

"Dear ally, I would like to request of you a favor: Madam here is my personal spy. She will attempt to gain information on the man in the dungeon to the east's movements. Please provide a place for her to stay. She needs proper shelter, food and possibly equipment."
"Is.. Is it really necesarry?"
"Yes. This is of utmost important in the fight against that man, and therefor also in your struggle with the next settlement. All I am asking is your hospitality."
"Oh, I wouldn't dream of defying Black Fang.. She can stay. My people will take good care of her."
"Thank you, elder. I must leave now, but I will return in the evening to see how everything is going."
No. 87982 ID: 18b9f0

You don't have to make it yourself, but after you picked on him so much it'd be so romantic~
Besides you'd get to see that cute look on his face. You know, the one you can stick into all your fantasies of him?
No. 87991 ID: 445c48

Spike it with aphrodesiacs.
No. 87993 ID: 34470e

Introduce yourself to some of the gobbos. If you're working with them, they need to know who you are.
No. 87995 ID: fb5d8e
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"Alright, Sticks, I will be back at sunset. Ask these people anything. I will be responsible for you."
"Don't worry, chief! See you later."

Alright! I'll go introduce myse-

"Madam, I am Troggles. I'll be yer personal assissatant."
No. 87996 ID: fb5d8e
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"Nice to meet you, Troggles. I'm Sticks. Think you can make me a nice dinner for two?"
"Right away, madam."
"No, no, not right now. Later tonight, at sunset."
"Yes, alright."
No. 87997 ID: 632862

Hmm. Briefly scope out the camp for cute boys.
No. 88005 ID: c38082

I predict there may be some Troggle Trouble in the near future.
No. 88009 ID: 445c48

Look for a herbalist.

Discreetly purchase aphrodisiacs.

Sneakily place in Ridder's food.
No. 88018 ID: 2dd482

and Black Fangs
No. 88027 ID: dda9dd

Considering who all is getting aphrodisiacs right now I would assume the local supply has to be dwindling.

I would suggest something more on task, like scouting for the enemy's encampment.
No. 88129 ID: 84297a

[tt]HUG STICKS[/tt]
No. 88130 ID: 84297a

//That was supposed to be a
, wasn't it?
No. 88192 ID: fb5d8e
File 126029060517.png - (67.83KB , 700x700 , c9-43.png )

Now where did you get the idea that I want to get in Ridder's pants? Sure he's an attractive fellow, but I just want to see him making out with a guy just as pretty.
It's not even like I want to tease him all the time as some of you make it sound.

Anyway, I'll go check out the enemy encampment--
Oh, seems like I'm just in time. Someone is coming back.. Isn't that the kobold I saw before?

"You got all you need?"
"Yes, I do. It was very rare so I had to go all the way to the elven forest."
No. 88200 ID: 80a8a0



That's Tislomer. Oh god.

No. 88201 ID: decbc0

You didn't make that connection before?
No. 88204 ID: 80a8a0


I've not had my coffee yet and my processes are currently at low settings. I will rectify this shortly.

In the meantime, I'm kind of curious about how many time paradoxes this is going to eventually cause.

We've already got one.
No. 88222 ID: 954933

What's the time paradox you note? I haven't been paying TOO close attention to the overlap between quests at the moment, but things seemed to be roughly synchronous.
No. 88225 ID: e0499d

well, if you wanna sneak in for a small while, there's a vent that Ridder opened on the side of the cave.

You can sneak in, and listen from the air vent.
No. 88257 ID: 445c48

Didn't he have to be hauled up by the paladin though? Possibly not a good idea.

>Now where did you get the idea that I want to get in Ridder's pants?

Listen, we're trying to get him laid. He needs to chill out a bit. I guess we should try for that one goblin then.
No. 88274 ID: 1831fc


A small matter when Ridder listened in on the Ogre and Tislomer speaking. Ridder hear Tislomer offer lunch to the Ogre, while the ogre himself stopped at asking what kind of herbs they were cooking.

I think.


I'm partial to someone his.. erhm...

Well, someone who can see *cougheye-to-eyecough* with him.
No. 88277 ID: fb5d8e
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Oooh, a vent you say? Leading down into darkness, I bet? Well I'd better mosy on down and see what's goin' on.

I slide all the way down the vent and land on a crooked shelf. From the looks of it, this chamber is used for herbs or spices. The vent must be there to get rid of the smells!

No. 88282 ID: 34470e

You might want to stay on that shelf, I don't think you can jump high enough to get back on the shelf... unless you think you can be stealthy enough to escape through the front door.
No. 88285 ID: 8ce2bf

Well I seriously doubt she is getting back out through that vent.
No. 88328 ID: 445c48

Open the chest.
No. 88329 ID: c0f3bf

Does it smell good?
No. 88337 ID: fb5d8e
File 126031171560.png - (89.25KB , 700x700 , c9-45.png )

It smells like sweet roses and a baby bums.

Oooh, a chest! It's locked, but I can get it open with my lockpicking skills. I'll have to concentrate reeeeaaal hard.

No. 88341 ID: 34470e

We'll keep a lookout if the door opens.
No. 88343 ID: 426169

Focus, Sticks, we're here to do espionage not rob the place. If you take anything they'll know you've been here. Besides, it's not like there would be any hawt bois in that chest. They'd have to be all tangled up to fit.
No. 88347 ID: 1831fc


Be warned.

There are mimics.
No. 88348 ID: 445c48

Would lockpicking a mimic be like sex for it?
No. 88356 ID: fb5d8e
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It's not like I could run anywhere should someone come through that door. I might as well focus on picking the lock.

Behind me the door goes 'crreeeaaak'..

"Well, well, well... What koinda treat d'we 'ave 'ere t'day~?"
No. 88358 ID: 276781

Mimics? Preposterous.
I bet there's a bunch of loot in that there chest, Sticks. Think about how happy Ridder would be to know that money problems could be put off for a while!

And maybe there's something important in there... some important information about this "Boss" and his plans?
No. 88359 ID: 445c48

Attempt sexy diplomacy. Trust us.
No. 88360 ID: 4aacd9

You gonna get tenderly loved.
No. 88361 ID: f44349

Oh lawd.
Behind you.
Flee or he will cleave you in twain with his mighty weapon.
No. 88362 ID: 5d5878

No. 88363 ID: 1831fc


In the immortal words of the pimp.

No. 88364 ID: e3f578

Oh no no no, we gotta prevent that. Oh fuck what do we do... Turn around and get him inside then get the fuck outta there by slipping past his legs. His mass won't allow for quick turning. Or you could trip him on something maybe.

Then we have to look out for a badass bold around here. Stay the fuck away from him. STAY AWAY ABARKURUS IS A FUCKING LEGEND.
No. 88367 ID: b71223

crap! uh.... wait you're supposed to be a ghost right! time to use some charisma fool him...
if you fail run... fast... between his legs.
No. 88368 ID: 632862

Turn around slowly, hiding yourself in the shadow of your costume. Then scream in a spooky manner!
No. 88373 ID: fb5d8e
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Aaah! Oh my goodness! He's so big and strong! He's blocking the entire door way.
I.. I will have to use my charms to get out of this. If I can just distract him so I can dash past him.. Good thinking!

"Oh, but mister ogre! Surely you wouldn't hurt lil' ol' meee~"
"Nah intention'ly, puppet.. But yah'd best follow mah leed.. or we're gone 'ave a lil' accident."
No. 88375 ID: 34470e

Um, reluctantly ask him what to do and hope he doesn't say rape.
No. 88378 ID: 5d5878

Go with it until you see an opening to FLEE
No. 88381 ID: 03a468

For starters, move to a less seductive pose.
No. 88392 ID: 445c48

More seductive!

And your itty bitty kitty titties are showing, act embarrassed.
No. 88404 ID: fb5d8e
File 126031491081.png - (67.87KB , 700x700 , c9-48.png )

I pose as seductive as I can.

"What.. What do you want me to do?"
"For starters.. let's get yah outta those robes.."

With one hand he pulls me onto his lap and strips the cloak off my body. His firm grasp makes every resistance useless.
Before I can utter a cry of despair, his grotesque tongue enters my mouth, wildly swinging around until saliva drips down my chin.

It's more than clear what the guard wants from me.. But no, he can't just rape me!
What can I do to stop this monster?!

No. 88405 ID: 03a468

Scream, thrash, anything to get attention - being a prisoner is better than being split in half by this dude.

Also, remember that you have claws now.
No. 88406 ID: 426169

say "Oh, how I've longer for the touch of another man." using as low a voice as you can.
No. 88407 ID: c0f3bf

Tell him it's completely inconsiderate to rape someone without buying them dinner first!
No. 88410 ID: 34470e

Bite his tongue off!
No. 88413 ID: 445c48

No. 88414 ID: 51d0f5

No. 88415 ID: 9d07d9

Bite his tongue. Extend your claws and slash his chest and stomach. Whatever pain you can inflict, do it. That should loosen his grip and allow you to dash out before he knows what's happening.
No. 88417 ID: 5d5878

No. 88418 ID: 445c48

Try something like this. He considers himself a class act, and probably will not straight rape you if you resist.
No. 88423 ID: 964033
File 126031525462.jpg - (56.54KB , 429x505 , o rly dash.jpg )

Biting the tongue and using the claws on your hands and feet is a good idea, Nimi.
No. 88428 ID: b71223

claws! apply to them to his eyes!
No. 88429 ID: 632862

I like this idea.
No. 88437 ID: 18b9f0

Change name to Nimi
No. 88442 ID: fb5d8e
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I respond to his actions in my most sultry voice.

"Oh, how I've longer for the touch of another man."

With my confession I feel the rest of my body follow. Heat surges through my system, towards my crotch.

"Aye.. Yer body already told me, puppet.."

With one hand he raises my hips to make me aware of my own erection. It's embarrassing to see it like that... yet so arousing.
No. 88443 ID: e0499d

sadly enough, you'll probably have to put up with it.

If we strike, the entire place will go on guard and you're finished.

If you do it, somewhat, willinglly... you at least won't tear open.

still, this is a place where stuff is made. If you can find a traquilizer, and trick the ogre into thinking it's a aphrodesiac... we can get somewhere.
No. 88445 ID: 445c48

No. 88446 ID: 445c48

I'm pretty sure the guard isn't a gay, and thus you're going to be beaten into a bloody pulp.
No. 88447 ID: 277821

wait, what?
No. 88449 ID: 34470e

Sticks, this had better be one of your fantasies, damnit!
No. 88450 ID: b71223

wiggity-wiggity WHAT?!
No. 88452 ID: c50a92

Claw him, scream; anything really, just as long as you let him know that he's fucking raping you. The bastard considers himself a "class act", and would probably back off.

Alternatively, the whole "make him think you're a dude" thing could work, too. It may be hard to speak with a tongue in your mouth, though.[/i]

No. 88453 ID: e75a2f

Wait, what?
Were you a man BEFORE you became a cat?
No. 88454 ID: 5d5878

I...what? You're dreaming or something I hope.
No. 88455 ID: 03a468

Wait... wait...
No. 88456 ID: 445c48

No. 88458 ID: 9d07d9

Sticks why have you lied to us
No. 88459 ID: f44349

I- j- fsgds-
No. 88461 ID: 45cee7


We know for a fact Sticks is a girl.


WARNING WARNING This place's smell is fucking with her head WARNING WARNING we gotta run before its too late!

Imean, offspeak, come ON, we all know what Tsol was cooking here for Finnie!
No. 88462 ID: 445c48

I thought she was just gathering the herbs, and that Finnie was going to refine it into aphrodisiacs herself?
No. 88463 ID: e0499d

... erm... Weren't you...
well, using sex isn't gonna get us anywhere now.

But hopefully the dang thing will hide us for a short while.

Or we can become one with the baddies and feed Ridder information as a spy... Just a thought...
No. 88467 ID: badf27

do want
No. 88468 ID: 78631b


Or the potion turned her into a (male) cat.
No. 88469 ID: fb5d8e
File 126031622012.png - (63.74KB , 700x700 , c9-50.png )

Well, it wouldn't be very interesting otherwise, would it~

Anyway, that's why I shouldn't infiltrate the base until I figure out their shifts and stuff.

No. 88473 ID: 445c48

No. 88474 ID: 45cee7

I cant see why Finnie would do it herself, honestly. She is a mechanic, not a chemist.
No. 88477 ID: 135d9a

Oh, you.
No. 88479 ID: b71223

...oh... ok then just keep watch then...
No. 88480 ID: 43d730

Don't think we can't tell where that other hand is, missy.
No. 88481 ID: 632862

How... you tricked us! Nobody's ever fooled us before with just their imagination!
No. 88482 ID: 03a468

Sticks wishes to be the little boy.
No. 88483 ID: 445c48

Because brewing sexyjuice to sneak into the boss's food might be something one would want to keep secret.
No. 88484 ID: 45cee7


Dream sequence cop-outs suck.
You suck for using it.

No. 88486 ID: 03a468

Actually, this is a good point...
No. 88487 ID: badf27

Sticks, are you a thief so that you can afford that one special potion?

You know the one.
No. 88488 ID: 445c48

You better actually be a woman sticks! Lives depend upon it!

And now I'm not at all sure!
No. 88489 ID: 632862

Okay... okay...

How about you just climb down the vent and take a peek, without dropping all the way through? That way you could climb back out again. You could get a rope or something to help.
No. 88491 ID: 964033

Wait, Sticks, you don't have a penis right now, right? And why on earth are you dreaming about the ogre? You have the hots for the ogre?
No. 88492 ID: 03a468

If it has a wang, Sticks has the hots for it.
No. 88493 ID: e0499d

when vent was used... I didn't mean go IN the base. I meant 'stay in the vent and overhear what you can't hear outside'...

... And did you really just get the hots for the doorkeeper?
No. 88495 ID: 445c48

You know, I was wondering how she got the bars out of the way.
No. 88496 ID: 632862

They were already removed from when Ridder came over and eavesdropped.
No. 88501 ID: fb5d8e
File 12603169726.png - (69.18KB , 700x700 , c9-51.png )

Eeeww, no! Not me, you dumb asses. Some cute catboy that happened upon this cave and though he could steal from the ogre that lived there...

How did I fool you? Well, I guess I just have a vivid imagination~

No. 88502 ID: 445c48

Ah yes, I rather thought there were bars on the bottom as well.
No. 88505 ID: 445c48

Listen, if it wasn't you, why was it dressed like you?

You secretly wish to be the little boy.
No. 88512 ID: 445c48


Or at least lesbians!
No. 88513 ID: 03a468

And why were you saying everything in the first person? "He shows ME MY erection?"

You're a gay guy trapped in a catgirl's body, Sticks, admit it.
No. 88523 ID: c50a92

Alright, then, stop dicking around and get back to... uh, spying, was it? I guess you should just kind of sit there and watch, then. See if anyone comes in or out.

Or, if you're too impatient for that, chunk a rock at the front door and hide. We may be able to tell just how seriously the ogre takes his job, if nothing else. (If he doesn't answer, or answers, but doesn't check for the source of the thrown stone, then that would mean their defenses are somewhat lacking. Valuable information, if you ask me.)
No. 88570 ID: 6a6a5e

Oh, my. Sticks watches men go at it because she wants to be one of them......

Sticks is a gay man trapped inside a pedo catgirl's body.
No. 88806 ID: 49d6d7

That was a good one Sticks.
Do go ahead and avert us like so in the future as well.
Maybe throw a little bit of Ridder in, we'd love that.

But for now, maybe you should concentrate on Ridder's enemy and sniff around surreptitiously, without looking too suspicious.
No. 88926 ID: e024d0

I think its more the fact that she was severely punished the first time (that young handsome son of the Duke remember?)... so now she's afraid to touch, but looking is fine.
No. 88965 ID: fb5d8e
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Ha, it's like you guys never heard of point-of-view fiction. I'm content being a girl that watches, thank you very much.

So, I just keep on eye on the door?
Sounds boring, but.. okay.

No. 88966 ID: fb5d8e
File 126036217452.png - (58.86KB , 700x700 , c9-53.png )

... ...zzzz... zzzz.... zzzz....
No. 88967 ID: 632862

No. 88969 ID: 276781

Oh my god, is that Ridder kissing another man?!
No. 88972 ID: 44ad00

Good gods, dare I say, is that other man a charming, handsome prince?!
No. 88973 ID: fb5d8e
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Yeah, I was having a nice dream.. I guess it may have been Ridder..?
Oh man, this has been the most boring day. Keeping watch is such a boring waste of time.

No. 88974 ID: 632862

If you don't wake up you're gonna miss dinner.
No. 88977 ID: 632862

This is disappointing. Do you have no sense of duty? Well, get back to the goblin village before sunset, Ridder will be waiting.

At least you found out that the kobold we saw earlier is working here!
No. 88978 ID: 276781

What? Dream? I meant behind you.
My, he's really going at it!
No. 88980 ID: fb5d8e
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Oh!! The dinner! That'll make this boring day worthwhile again!
I rush back to the goblin village, where I quickly find Troggles. His lanky physique makes him stand out even for a goblin.

"Troggles! Troggles! The dinner!"
"Yes, I prepared it. I had to leave you alone at the cave. But it's done. In your hut."
"Did Ridder arrive yet?"
"I don't know."
No. 88982 ID: 632862

Check with the elder?
No. 88985 ID: fb5d8e
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I rush to the elder's hut!

"Elder! Have you seen Ridder?"
"No, little lady. He said he'd come back to check on you, right? Then why would he come to me? Now with all respect, would you please leave? It is not custom for women to be here when the sun has set."
No. 88986 ID: 632862

Oh well, go and wait by the hut you were assigned, then.
No. 88990 ID: 18b9f0

Observe dinner. Make sure everything is set up perfectly. Secretly arrange Ridder's food into a slightly phallic shape if you have time to set the table and/or it isn't already set.
No. 88992 ID: fb5d8e
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I quickly make my way back to the hut. I hope the dinner hasn't gone cold yet..

My hut is a little outside of the village. I guess they wanted to give me some privacy, or they just didnt want me interfering with their business.

Hey, there's some light coming from inside.

No. 88993 ID: 632862

Check it out.
No. 88999 ID: fb5d8e
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I enter my hut..

"Good evening, Sticks. I was beginning to wonder if something had happened to you. It seems the goblins really want to make a good impression. You have been assigned a comfortable hut, they have made a lavish dinner, and even provide some wine."
No. 89000 ID: 385e4a

Oh fuck yes wine. Get Ridder as drunk as possible and make him make out with some random Goblin.
No. 89001 ID: 632862

Oh, cool. Do you drink wine?
No. 89002 ID: 276781

Wow! Who knew making allies through intimidation had such rewards?
Wait, did I say intimidation? I meant just plain making allies.
No. 89003 ID: 44ad00

take a whiff first, see if its some good shit
No. 89007 ID: fb5d8e
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"Wine! Come on, chief! Let's drink!"
"It's good to see you in such high spirits, Sticks. A toast to our success."

..Wow.. Is that a smile?
No. 89010 ID: 385e4a

No. 89012 ID: 476456

Its poisoned by the way.
No. 89016 ID: 632862

Oh, amazing. I wonder what he was up to in the East that's made him able to relax?

Hey, what kind of wine is that? I'm interested in how goblins make wine.
No. 89019 ID: fb5d8e
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"And to our health! Cheers!"
"Cheers, my friend."
No. 89020 ID: fb5d8e
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No. 89021 ID: 476456

Tooooold youuuu~
No. 89022 ID: f98e0b

INB4 they fuck each others' brains out and muschio has the poison
No. 89023 ID: 632862

What's happening? Sticks, what's going on?


No. 89026 ID: dd1710

did the world get flooded in wine holy shit
No. 89029 ID: fb5d8e
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Ah.. This.. This is some strong wine.. I.. I'm feeling all hot.. so hot..
No. 89031 ID: 2dd482

Sticks is a real lightweight and this is her beergoggles.
No. 89034 ID: 51d0f5

Realize you're poisoned. Become determined not to die a virgin.
No. 89041 ID: 632862

If you are experiencing a rise in body temperature, you should remove clothing so as not to overheat.
No. 89055 ID: fb5d8e
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Poisoned..? No.. No, I'm not in pain.. It feels.. pretty nice..
I'm so comfortable and warm.. yet I feel this incredible heat..

And Ridder doesn't look sick either..

No. 89056 ID: 476456

We didnt say lethal poison~
No. 89058 ID: 5d5878

Looks pretty sick to me. Best get away while you still can.
No. 89062 ID: 51d0f5

Close your eyes and pretend to have a dick.
No. 89063 ID: f98e0b

Let nature take its course.
No. 89064 ID: 2dd482

looking pretty ravenous there Ridder.
No. 89065 ID: 49d6d7

Look how Sticks is doing. Something must've been in the wine. Try to act normally.
No. 89072 ID: 51d0f5

Ridder: Say "S O H O W A B O U T T H O S E S C I S S O R S?"
No. 89074 ID: fb5d8e
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"S-something must have been in the wine.."
"Y-yes.. I.. Sticks.. I told you I.. I can't deny the basic desires of a young man that I have.. I better leave before.. before something inappropiate happens.."
"I-I.. I don't mind.."
"My knight.."
No. 89077 ID: 51d0f5

Ill-timed interruption: Occur
No. 89080 ID: 385e4a

Do you WANT to get the Ill-timed interruption raped? I mean, geez.
No. 89081 ID: 632862

I don't think, at this stage, that an interruption will dissuade them.

Kiss him!
No. 89082 ID: 49d6d7

Kiss Sticks like it's the last day of your life and pull her diminutive body against your svelte torso.
No. 89085 ID: fb5d8e
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Yeah.. It's time to go with the flow..
No. 89087 ID: 9707da

Sticks: Take it up the ass. Pretend to have a penis.
No. 89091 ID: 44ad00
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hey mon, jes go a'ead and
stick it in de girl~

No. 89092 ID: 5d5878

inb4 another dream
No. 89093 ID: 632862

Now, it's his first time, so be gentle with him.
No. 89094 ID: 51d0f5

I believe you mean in during.
No. 89095 ID: e024d0

They ended up with Finnie's brew by accident. I only wish this was a dream.
No. 89097 ID: 2cbe3e


Get you some pussy.

See what I did there?
No. 89098 ID: c50a92

From what I can see in DiveQuest, it isn't.

Unless it's some kind of crazy-ass shared dream, or something.
No. 89101 ID: 5d5878

That's why I'm hoping it's a dream.
No. 89102 ID: fb5d8e
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"Are you ready?"
"Y-yes.. N.. nnhhh.. Ridder.."
No. 89103 ID: fb5d8e
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No. 89107 ID: 9707da

Well, Muschio's just gone to sleep, perchance to dream. But there's the rub, for in that sleep of death, what dreams may come? Ultimately, we'll need to wait until the next chapter to find out.
No. 89119 ID: 632862

He'll be back. Somehow. He has to. DiveQuest isn't over. Just Chapter 14.

That would sure make things easier for Ridder though.
No. 89122 ID: 8ce2bf

Ridder you are the worst gay knight ever.
No. 89132 ID: 1831fc
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No. 89135 ID: 2819cf

This is the best worst assassination attempt ever!
No. 89177 ID: 119b5c

...Through either luck, or Sticks' cunning mind, this has turned towards her favor.

I do not doubt that she is aware of our observations, and our ways. She has already tricked us once, and to that end, it was a jest. I do not contest that this isn't real, or this is a dream sequence, however, I do say that this WAS intentional.
No. 89179 ID: 2819cf


Except she kept saying she wasn't interested in getting in Ridder's pants.

I wonder how she'll react to this when she wakes up in the morning...
No. 89182 ID: e75a2f

Obviously the aphrodesiac that Finnie requested and Tilsomer went and gathered ended up here.

Or Sticks is doing one of her weird-ass fantasies again.
No. 89193 ID: e0499d

this... this is definately not a dream...

... well there goes the shining star arguement.
No. 89205 ID: 7139d7

I'm gonna go 'lets not jump to conclusion' route for this one. The last scene we have is outside of tent, no lights on, with someone saying 'Sticks..' I could just be overly hopeful here, but sounds more admonishing then ecstatic. Maybe Ridder, is just finding Sticks trying to act out her fantasies with two boys or such.

Unless Ridder and Sticks did just have alcohol fueled sex that would leave Sticks broken and scared scared to death and Ridder terrified of himself, hating his thief and blaming her for this. The only good I can see from this happening is either Ridder running into a, ahem, dying prince and saving him, or into the big, warm, safe arms of Black Fang.
No. 89214 ID: 119b5c


They both know it's drugged. And Riddler knew to leave, but either...
A.) Couldn't
B.) Neither Could.

Now, I can argue that they both very well know it was drugged, and the fallout, if any, is going to come from throwing around accusations. It's OUR job to make sure we're pointing Rid at the right person.

I'm sure both Rid and Sticks are mature adults, and know full well what responsibilities each have to each other, and to themselves. So emotional damage will be low in that regard.

Sticks is still very well a mystery past her more lustful emotions, and ~I~ want to know at least if she is indeed CAPABLE of detecting poisons, or pulling of subterfuge past breaking and entering.
No. 89216 ID: 2819cf


But they didn't know it was drugged until AFTER they'd drank it. Ridder's attempt to vacate was probably his failed attempt to fight the drug's effects. Sticks wasn't so lucky and succumbed immediately.
No. 89217 ID: b614fb

I just wanna see what their love child will look like. Is that so wrong?
No. 89220 ID: 5d5878

Yes. Yes it is.
No. 89265 ID: 18b9f0

Or we could just encourage them to pursue this relationship~ ♥

I think any turning around from this is just going to reinforce Sticks's notion of sex being bad and having consequences, thus wanting to be an outside observer and not get involved. When Ridder wakes up we don't need to go on the defensive and explain damage control and stuff like that.
We just need to tell him to gently stroke her hair while she wakes up ♥
No. 89271 ID: 5a3497

Or just use convoluted logic.

Ridder wanted his first to be his true love.
Sticks was his first.
Therefor: Sticks = Ridder's True Love
No. 89277 ID: 7139d7


...Guys, please tell me you did not just imply that date rape is good. Please? I expected more from you. However, to reduce the amount of pain that Sticks feels, I think we should distance ourselves from her and be as sorry as we possibly can.
No. 89279 ID: e3f578

>I expected more from you

Really? Why should we give a damn if it's fun(ny). Good conflict me buyos. So yes, I think we should sometimes do stupid decisions for the sake of having a funner tale.
No. 89282 ID: c50a92

Was it date rape, though? I mean, both parties were drugged; neither was thinking straight. Who was being raped? Who was the rapist?

Unless either of them decides to... continue from here, I think this will just remain an awkward incident, if nothing else. We don't really need to interfere with that, unless we want to keep them together. (Which, knowing /quest/, is pretty much a given)
No. 89285 ID: e024d0

I think she would take that as yet another rejection. This was not so much a date rape as the shared, somewhat impaired decision making of both of them. Only Ridder expressed any momentary hesitation.

I am not saying that this was a particularly good thing to happen, but pushing away from her immediately afterward will likely only make matters worse and hurt more feelings.

Speaking of feelings, they are both still wearing the rings, right? Can you spell FEEDBACK LOOP, that must be crazy right now.
No. 89290 ID: 5a3497

>Can you spell FEEDBACK LOOP, that must be crazy right now.

Oh wow, good point. Infinite loop of Horniness!

They may never emerge from that tent...
No. 89295 ID: abb30a

It would just be one level of feedback, not a loop.
No. 89302 ID: e024d0

Likely not infinite, but compound it with the fact that, one hasn't done it years, the other is a virgin, the size difference only adding to it all, and the herbs adding on top of it all.

Must be pretty crazy in there.
No. 89329 ID: 18b9f0

>However, to reduce the amount of pain that Sticks feels, I think we should distance ourselves from her and be as sorry as we possibly can.
Yes, this is fucking brilliant. To reduce emotional trauma for someone who already believes she only makes things worse when she has sex, we should treat the event as abhorrent in all ways and view it with disgust and shame. Let her know you regret it entirely, and view the entire thing as a terrible, terrible mistake.

That will obviously make her feel BETTER.
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