You better actually be a woman sticks! Lives depend upon it!

And now I'm not at all sure!

>>88469
Okay... okay...

How about you just climb down the vent and take a peek, without dropping all the way through? That way you could climb back out again. You could get a rope or something to help.

>>88469
Wait, Sticks, you don't have a penis right now, right? And why on earth are you dreaming about the ogre? You have the hots for the ogre?

>>88491
If it has a wang, Sticks has the hots for it.

when vent was used... I didn't mean go IN the base. I meant 'stay in the vent and overhear what you can't hear outside'...

... And did you really just get the hots for the doorkeeper?

>>88489
You know, I was wondering how she got the bars out of the way.

>>88495
They were already removed from when Ridder came over and eavesdropped.

Sticks 2009/12/08(Tue)16:02 No. 88501 ID: fb5d8e
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Eeeww, no! Not me, you dumb asses. Some cute catboy that happened upon this cave and though he could steal from the ogre that lived there...

How did I fool you? Well, I guess I just have a vivid imagination~

Ah yes, I rather thought there were bars on the bottom as well.

>>88501
Listen, if it wasn't you, why was it dressed like you?

You secretly wish to be the little boy.

>>88505
ALSO IMAGINE SOME STRAIGHT DICKINGS NEXT TIME SO WE CAN ENJOY IT TOO.

Or at least lesbians!

>>88501
And why were you saying everything in the first person? "He shows ME MY erection?"

You're a gay guy trapped in a catgirl's body, Sticks, admit it.

>>88501
Alright, then, stop dicking around and get back to... uh, spying, was it? I guess you should just kind of sit there and watch, then. See if anyone comes in or out.

Or, if you're too impatient for that, chunk a rock at the front door and hide. We may be able to tell just how seriously the ogre takes his job, if nothing else. (If he doesn't answer, or answers, but doesn't check for the source of the thrown stone, then that would mean their defenses are somewhat lacking. Valuable information, if you ask me.)

Oh, my. Sticks watches men go at it because she wants to be one of them......

Sticks is a gay man trapped inside a pedo catgirl's body.

>>88501
That was a good one Sticks.
Do go ahead and avert us like so in the future as well.
Maybe throw a little bit of Ridder in, we'd love that.

But for now, maybe you should concentrate on Ridder's enemy and sniff around surreptitiously, without looking too suspicious.

>>88570
I think its more the fact that she was severely punished the first time (that young handsome son of the Duke remember?)... so now she's afraid to touch, but looking is fine.

Sticks 2009/12/09(Wed)04:34 No. 88965 ID: fb5d8e
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Ha, it's like you guys never heard of point-of-view fiction. I'm content being a girl that watches, thank you very much.

So, I just keep on eye on the door?
Sounds boring, but.. okay.

Sticks 2009/12/09(Wed)04:36 No. 88966 ID: fb5d8e
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... ...zzzz... zzzz.... zzzz....

>>88966
What? STOP SLEEPING!

>>88966
Oh my god, is that Ridder kissing another man?!

>>88969
Good gods, dare I say, is that other man a charming, handsome prince?!

Sticks 2009/12/09(Wed)04:43 No. 88973 ID: fb5d8e
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Yeah, I was having a nice dream.. I guess it may have been Ridder..?
Oh man, this has been the most boring day. Keeping watch is such a boring waste of time.

>>88966
If you don't wake up you're gonna miss dinner.

>>88973
This is disappointing. Do you have no sense of duty? Well, get back to the goblin village before sunset, Ridder will be waiting.

At least you found out that the kobold we saw earlier is working here!

>>88973
What? Dream? I meant behind you.
My, he's really going at it!

Sticks 2009/12/09(Wed)05:00 No. 88980 ID: fb5d8e
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Oh!! The dinner! That'll make this boring day worthwhile again!
I rush back to the goblin village, where I quickly find Troggles. His lanky physique makes him stand out even for a goblin.

"Troggles! Troggles! The dinner!"
"Yes, I prepared it. I had to leave you alone at the cave. But it's done. In your hut."
"Did Ridder arrive yet?"
"I don't know."

>>88980
Check with the elder?

Sticks 2009/12/09(Wed)05:12 No. 88985 ID: fb5d8e
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I rush to the elder's hut!

"Elder! Have you seen Ridder?"
"No, little lady. He said he'd come back to check on you, right? Then why would he come to me? Now with all respect, would you please leave? It is not custom for women to be here when the sun has set."

>>88985
Oh well, go and wait by the hut you were assigned, then.

Observe dinner. Make sure everything is set up perfectly. Secretly arrange Ridder's food into a slightly phallic shape if you have time to set the table and/or it isn't already set.

Sticks 2009/12/09(Wed)05:20 No. 88992 ID: fb5d8e
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I quickly make my way back to the hut. I hope the dinner hasn't gone cold yet..

My hut is a little outside of the village. I guess they wanted to give me some privacy, or they just didnt want me interfering with their business.

Hey, there's some light coming from inside.

>>88992
Check it out.

Sticks 2009/12/09(Wed)05:31 No. 88999 ID: fb5d8e
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I enter my hut..

"Good evening, Sticks. I was beginning to wonder if something had happened to you. It seems the goblins really want to make a good impression. You have been assigned a comfortable hut, they have made a lavish dinner, and even provide some wine."

>>88999
Oh fuck yes wine. Get Ridder as drunk as possible and make him make out with some random Goblin.

>>88999
Oh, cool. Do you drink wine?

>>88999
Wow! Who knew making allies through intimidation had such rewards?
Wait, did I say intimidation? I meant just plain making allies.

>>88999
take a whiff first, see if its some good shit

Sticks 2009/12/09(Wed)05:44 No. 89007 ID: fb5d8e
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"Wine! Come on, chief! Let's drink!"
"It's good to see you in such high spirits, Sticks. A toast to our success."

..Wow.. Is that a smile?

>>89007
Cheers!

Its poisoned by the way.

>>89007
Oh, amazing. I wonder what he was up to in the East that's made him able to relax?

Hey, what kind of wine is that? I'm interested in how goblins make wine.

Sticks 2009/12/09(Wed)05:52 No. 89019 ID: fb5d8e
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"And to our health! Cheers!"
"Cheers, my friend."

Tooooold youuuu~

INB4 they fuck each others' brains out and muschio has the poison

>>89020
What's happening? Sticks, what's going on?

Ridder?

Anybody?

did the world get flooded in wine holy shit

Sticks 2009/12/09(Wed)05:59 No. 89029 ID: fb5d8e
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Ah.. This.. This is some strong wine.. I.. I'm feeling all hot.. so hot..

>>89020
Sticks is a real lightweight and this is her beergoggles.

Realize you're poisoned. Become determined not to die a virgin.

If you are experiencing a rise in body temperature, you should remove clothing so as not to overheat.

Sticks 2009/12/09(Wed)06:14 No. 89055 ID: fb5d8e
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Poisoned..? No.. No, I'm not in pain.. It feels.. pretty nice..
I'm so comfortable and warm.. yet I feel this incredible heat..

And Ridder doesn't look sick either..

"Sticks.."

We didnt say lethal poison~

Looks pretty sick to me. Best get away while you still can.

Close your eyes and pretend to have a dick.

Let nature take its course.

>>89055
looking pretty ravenous there Ridder.

Look how Sticks is doing. Something must've been in the wine. Try to act normally.

Ridder: Say "S O H O W A B O U T T H O S E S C I S S O R S?"

Sticks 2009/12/09(Wed)06:31 No. 89074 ID: fb5d8e
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"S-something must have been in the wine.."
"Y-yes.. I.. Sticks.. I told you I.. I can't deny the basic desires of a young man that I have.. I better leave before.. before something inappropiate happens.."
"I-I.. I don't mind.."
"Sticks.."
"My knight.."

Ill-timed interruption: Occur

>>89077
Do you WANT to get the Ill-timed interruption raped? I mean, geez.

I don't think, at this stage, that an interruption will dissuade them.

Kiss him!

Kiss Sticks like it's the last day of your life and pull her diminutive body against your svelte torso.

Sticks 2009/12/09(Wed)06:42 No. 89085 ID: fb5d8e
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Yeah.. It's time to go with the flow..

>>89074
Sticks: Take it up the ass. Pretend to have a penis.

Sebastian 2009/12/09(Wed)06:51 No. 89091 ID: 44ad00
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>>89085
hey mon, jes go a'ead and
stick it in de girl~

inb4 another dream

>>89085
Now, it's his first time, so be gentle with him.

>>89092
I believe you mean in during.

>>89092
They ended up with Finnie's brew by accident. I only wish this was a dream.

>>89091

Get you some pussy.

See what I did there?

>>89092
From what I can see in DiveQuest, it isn't.

Unless it's some kind of crazy-ass shared dream, or something.

>>89098
That's why I'm hoping it's a dream.

Sticks 2009/12/09(Wed)07:01 No. 89102 ID: fb5d8e
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"Are you ready?"
"Y-yes.. N.. nnhhh.. Ridder.."

End of Chapter 9 Sticks 2009/12/09(Wed)07:01 No. 89103 ID: fb5d8e
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"Sticks.."

>>89098
Well, Muschio's just gone to sleep, perchance to dream. But there's the rub, for in that sleep of death, what dreams may come? Ultimately, we'll need to wait until the next chapter to find out.

He'll be back. Somehow. He has to. DiveQuest isn't over. Just Chapter 14.

That would sure make things easier for Ridder though.

Ridder you are the worst gay knight ever.

Lucien 2009/12/09(Wed)08:44 No. 89132 ID: 1831fc
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>>89107

HA HA HA! RUB!

This is the best worst assassination attempt ever!

>>89103
...Through either luck, or Sticks' cunning mind, this has turned towards her favor.

I do not doubt that she is aware of our observations, and our ways. She has already tricked us once, and to that end, it was a jest. I do not contest that this isn't real, or this is a dream sequence, however, I do say that this WAS intentional.

>>89177

Except she kept saying she wasn't interested in getting in Ridder's pants.

I wonder how she'll react to this when she wakes up in the morning...

Obviously the aphrodesiac that Finnie requested and Tilsomer went and gathered ended up here.

Or Sticks is doing one of her weird-ass fantasies again.

this... this is definately not a dream...

... well there goes the shining star arguement.

I'm gonna go 'lets not jump to conclusion' route for this one. The last scene we have is outside of tent, no lights on, with someone saying 'Sticks..' I could just be overly hopeful here, but sounds more admonishing then ecstatic. Maybe Ridder, is just finding Sticks trying to act out her fantasies with two boys or such.

Unless Ridder and Sticks did just have alcohol fueled sex that would leave Sticks broken and scared scared to death and Ridder terrified of himself, hating his thief and blaming her for this. The only good I can see from this happening is either Ridder running into a, ahem, dying prince and saving him, or into the big, warm, safe arms of Black Fang.

>>89179
see
>>89074

They both know it's drugged. And Riddler knew to leave, but either...
A.) Couldn't
B.) Neither Could.

Now, I can argue that they both very well know it was drugged, and the fallout, if any, is going to come from throwing around accusations. It's OUR job to make sure we're pointing Rid at the right person.

I'm sure both Rid and Sticks are mature adults, and know full well what responsibilities each have to each other, and to themselves. So emotional damage will be low in that regard.

Sticks is still very well a mystery past her more lustful emotions, and ~I~ want to know at least if she is indeed CAPABLE of detecting poisons, or pulling of subterfuge past breaking and entering.

>>89214

But they didn't know it was drugged until AFTER they'd drank it. Ridder's attempt to vacate was probably his failed attempt to fight the drug's effects. Sticks wasn't so lucky and succumbed immediately.

I just wanna see what their love child will look like. Is that so wrong?

>>89217
Yes. Yes it is.

Or we could just encourage them to pursue this relationship~ ♥

I think any turning around from this is just going to reinforce Sticks's notion of sex being bad and having consequences, thus wanting to be an outside observer and not get involved. When Ridder wakes up we don't need to go on the defensive and explain damage control and stuff like that.
We just need to tell him to gently stroke her hair while she wakes up ♥

>>89265
Or just use convoluted logic.

Ridder wanted his first to be his true love.
Sticks was his first.
Therefor: Sticks = Ridder's True Love

>>89265
>>89271

...Guys, please tell me you did not just imply that date rape is good. Please? I expected more from you. However, to reduce the amount of pain that Sticks feels, I think we should distance ourselves from her and be as sorry as we possibly can.

>>89277
>I expected more from you

Really? Why should we give a damn if it's fun(ny). Good conflict me buyos. So yes, I think we should sometimes do stupid decisions for the sake of having a funner tale.

>>89277
Was it date rape, though? I mean, both parties were drugged; neither was thinking straight. Who was being raped? Who was the rapist?

Unless either of them decides to... continue from here, I think this will just remain an awkward incident, if nothing else. We don't really need to interfere with that, unless we want to keep them together. (Which, knowing /quest/, is pretty much a given)

>>89277
I think she would take that as yet another rejection. This was not so much a date rape as the shared, somewhat impaired decision making of both of them. Only Ridder expressed any momentary hesitation.

I am not saying that this was a particularly good thing to happen, but pushing away from her immediately afterward will likely only make matters worse and hurt more feelings.

Speaking of feelings, they are both still wearing the rings, right? Can you spell FEEDBACK LOOP, that must be crazy right now.

>>89285
>Can you spell FEEDBACK LOOP, that must be crazy right now.

Oh wow, good point. Infinite loop of Horniness!

They may never emerge from that tent...

It would just be one level of feedback, not a loop.

>>89295
Likely not infinite, but compound it with the fact that, one hasn't done it years, the other is a virgin, the size difference only adding to it all, and the herbs adding on top of it all.

Must be pretty crazy in there.

>>89277
>However, to reduce the amount of pain that Sticks feels, I think we should distance ourselves from her and be as sorry as we possibly can.
Yes, this is fucking brilliant. To reduce emotional trauma for someone who already believes she only makes things worse when she has sex, we should treat the event as abhorrent in all ways and view it with disgust and shame. Let her know you regret it entirely, and view the entire thing as a terrible, terrible mistake.

That will obviously make her feel BETTER.