>>867451
Isnt there a massive hole in the roof still that gives easy access to the house?

my guess is chuck is looking at the expiration date on the condom and realizing this thing needs to be carbon dated. although time is wonky in CW so who knows how old it really is

>>867529
Sure, but as long as the house is magically protected, that hole is completely safe. I'm more worried about them chucking a weapon through a window and impaling that spider puss-puss. And nothing should impale that spider puss-puss except for some (wrapped) Chuck sausage.

Of course if the magical protective item is in the room with the hole... DUN DUN DUUUUN

>>867313
The condoms are all from the 70s or something you daft brainlets

>>867682
Worst case scenario, theres always mouth and hand stuff

Throw condoms out window so reverends don't multiply.

It's the only way.

What, wrong size? You don't seem a man who'd be so shocked by a condom being out of date or anything like that. Maybe it's the opposite? Is the condom newer than anything you know, Chuck? Or is the brand name weird or something? Come on, man. We can't see what you're looking at. If there's some sort of problem you can just get handsy with each other.

Chuck, i'm not sure if this is the right moment, but have you checked if you are still in the dream of the witch?

>put on the condom and get some spider pussy.

>>867313
Just put the damn condom on and go for it.

Impregnate the Condom

I don't think it needs to be said anymore at this point, but if your reaction is to the condom not being great, then pick some of the other bases to play on.

She wants you to use your head so do it already

You IDIOTS. He's looking at the sexy spider laying in his bed, his brain is going to mush.

Tell us, Chuck. How long ago was that expiration date?

Strip-tease. Sophie mentioned that the odds of her getting pregnant were low. Let her put the condom on, that way it's 'in her hands', but stoke that spider-fire as much as possible.

Besides, Chuck impregnating half the town might not be a bad thing, surely their numbers are limited.

Bad for the kids when they grow up, if everybody in town of that age is related.

>>868371
Reading the expiration date would be pointless without knowing the current date, and no one in town does.

Oh uh, by the way guys, just a reminder: we'll need to get her onboard with Naz's prank, so that's something we should discuss come the time for pillowtalk.

>>868448
It’s implied that chuck is from the 90s and Sophie is from the 70s.

>>868450
And most drugs are not pharmacologically stable on the timescale of 10+ years. If Sophie's stock is from the 70s, then they would kill people instead of getting them high.
From this we can conclude that things do not expire here.

>>868455
Except we already know that the condoms are prone to tearing. Maybe the condoms wouldn't naturally expire but the ones he got were already old when they were brought into the time bubble or something.

It's not rocket science, you put on the condom if you ever want to fuck the spider again, cause if you fucked a doctor without a condom when she told you to put one on she'd have something to say about that.

If it's damaged, eat her out and hope she's down for some backdoor action.

>>868496
They might not have needed to be old to tear. We are dealing with weird animal people, they have claws. Our young Miss Plath may have been inexpert in her handling. Even blunt-fingered humans can mess up in that regard.

Does Chuck have barbs? Probably can't be too lucky with condoms in that regard.

>>868455
>>868499
This is discussion thread stuff dudes. See my post there if you want to know how wrong you are (spoiler alert: you're super wrong).

This is a porn quest. If you guys want to argue about morality, push it to the discussion threads or church. Otherwise, get it on with hot spider chick!

>>868894

... No-one's talking about morality right now, mate.

Fuck morals like you're going to fuck this spyder.

>>868564
chuck dont have barbs though, we're good there.

Poke a small hole in the tip of the condom.

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You strike an extremely erotic pose, removing your shirt in a single fluid motion.

Then...

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POW

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Sophie:

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You don't have many words for one another at the moment. You both have been through so much since the last time you were together, and none of it you want to talk about. You just jump in like two hungry people going at a free buffet.

It's sweaty, precise, a little loud, and it doesn't go on for very long.

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Sure was satisfying though. Sophie was definitely wound up, even after sleeping.

You: "Damn."

Sophie: "Oh"

You stand up and stretch, the adrenaline wearing off quickly. Your wounds begin to throb again, and you only now realize how much you just exerted yourself beyond Sophie's own orders. You tie off the condom and drop it in the trash. You should probably hide it better since something is going to be coming through here to clean up the room, but you'll worry about that later.

Now what? There is plenty to talk about. If you decide to leave the room, you'll probably need some more fresh clothes, or maybe some pajamas.

>>870455
Give the spood a massage, Chuck! Lament that things can't be as simple as this more often.

Go to sleep. Get that wound healed up. It's a big day tomorrow!

Who needs pajamas? just sleep naked.

Don't be a jerk. Cuddle that spider.

Be a good guy. Smooch dat spood.

Leave? It's your room. Cuddle the spider to sleep.

Cuddles are definitely in order.

"Oh, yeah. Naz wanted me to talk to you about pranking Julia."

Snuggle the bug in a rug.

Leave the talk for the morning. Spoon that Spider. And get some rest. For tomorrow, there is much to be done.

Talk to her about pranking Julia.

This honestly sounds like a good time to just get some sleep with Sophie. Worry about the rest of the crap tomorrow. Ya got wounds Chuck, time to heal 'em.

>>870455
Did it tear?

Massage the spider. She's six sore shoulders, savvy?

GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP.

Silently boast to Nelson about your victory lap, then take a victory nap.

snugg the bugg

>>870455
>you'll worry about that later.
you literally won't.
take care of it now or you never will.

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You hold off on talking about the prank until morning, as you are pretty tired. If you aren't leaving the room for now, you won't need any pajamas.

This feels like a victory, but the high is cut short when you remember that you are still trapped in a house that is surrounded by monsters. You try to take your mind off of that by climbing back into bed to rub some of Sophie many shoulders. She shrugs them up and hums with satisfaction.

Sophie: "Nnns"

Sophie: "I should go back to my room..."

>>871120
i disagree, she should do the opposite of that.

Tell her that she might not get any sleep here if she stays.

Someone might need her at short notice, so yes, alas, she should be where people will know to find her.

>>871120
Just stay here. She needs rest, and there's a perfectly fine bed where she is now, why get up?

We need her gone, to make room for the second shift.

Stay Sophie! Stay!

She needs to get back to her room only because you don't want Sophie or Ramona walking in on you two in the morning. Either give her a goodnight kiss or walk her back, but she's gotta go if we're going to bed more of the townsfolk.

"I'll miss you tonight, but I won't stop you." Whether she stays or goes doesn't matter too much. They both have their merits.

Walk her back to her room.

Barge in on Naz.

Cuddles sound super nice though, and she's, like, half asleep anyway. Just wrap her up in your arms and drift off like that.

>>871120
Hmm, I guess so. It'll be much less suspicious if she's not seen exiting your room in the morning.

>>871154
That is very true.

>>871120
Walking her back to her room shouldn't be too much to ask would it, Chuck?

I'm voting to let her stay here, snuggle her to sleep - but if we're outvoted and end up taking her back, then at least carry her back like the gentleman you are. Let her sleep in your arms, tuck her in, kiss her goodnight.

If she wants to let her go back to her room. Do suggest she stay if she wants a few cuddles. Either way give her nice rump a squeeze before she goes.

yeah, i vote she goes back to her room, the longer she is in this room the more suspicious it'll seem. do it gently.

Suspicion? Who's gonna get suspicious? Spooky Reverends? I'm G with that. Tell that Spooder to stay.

>>871458
As much as both Chuck and Sophie needed that, the last thing we need is to have a network of jealousy and other drama erupt into a potentially literal shipping war as a result of Chuck's tom-cattery; after this is all dealt with, there will be plenty of time to decide the nature of this web of relationships, but for the time being we need to keep the peace. Sohpie should sleep on her own... at least after she's had a chance to recover and get dressed.

>>871530

Relationships? Being conscious of consequences of tom-cattery? That's not Chuck. No one has ever been jealous and everyone knows Chuck sleeps around. Besides, we all know the real ship is with Marcie who he has expressedly wanted to try again with.

Ignore the consequences. People will just assume they had a fun time, and fell asleep after which is not unusual.

Ask her to stay!

>>871580
It's not Chuck normally, but he's normally not trapped in a single house with the entire town at once.

Unless we're talking the full-blown mega-orgy (involving the couch Nelson was murdered on) in order to super-sin and make the reverend's heads all burst at once.

>>871585
I mean that's not a bad idea...

>>871585

That, sir, is a fabulous idea!

>>871585
>>871607
>>871624
Did you forget the part about the missing roof?

Try sticking a fork in the electrical socket Chuck, maybe a electrical current running through your body will protect you from the monsters outside.

You know what's a fun thing to do when you have a bunch of people in an old as fuck mansion?

A seance.

>>872532
oh yeah!Now we are talking. Lers try that

>>872532

It's late, we need to rest. There's no way we have any energy left after today and sex on top of it. We can escort the spider to bed but we need to sleep soon.

A seance a party a prank and an orgy. But only so much time.

How about a seance prank at a party that turns into an orgy?

>>871185
Agreed.

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It is a tough choice, but you walk Sophie back to her room, giving her a kiss goodnight. It feels so good that you are sorely tempted to jump on her again, but every party needs to end.

One last decision remains for the night. You need to get to sleep, but are you going to do it in your own room, or someone else's?

Let's go to Marcie's room and just sleep. For old time's sake.
Joking, joking, don't actually do that.

Hmm, what are the choices exactly? I doubt there's individual rooms for everyone, so people are sharing. Who's sharing a room with whom? If Marcie is alone it might actually be a good idea to keep her company. She seemed to freak out the most during the reverend attack.

Go back to your room, chuck.

>>875566
>Let's go to Marcie's room and just sleep. For old time's sake.
>Joking, joking, don't actually do that.

I think that sounds like a good idea, go do that.

Find Sussana. She probably really needs someone right now.

Id say we rest in our own bed. Got lots of healing to do and lots to do tomorrow.

I say we track down Susanna and see if we can perform some sexual healing.

dog mom and snek mayor threesome

Someone that would be scared to sleep on her own. Hmm.

Ellen or Rita.

But I'm ok with Susanna too, since it would obviously result in Chuck having a rude awakening in the morning.

Back to your own room, Chuck. And especially not Marcie. As far as Marcie is concerned, she just met you.

Back to your room.

Just go to your bed, see if anybody comes to find you. If you love something let it go, if it comes back to you, it's yours forever.

Sleep the sleep of the exhausted, Chuck. To your bed, mister.

>>875564
Marcie.
She's an anal fiend, you know.

Go to your bed, see who comes to you. Fuck all of them.

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You head back to your room after dropping Sophie off at hers. Your lips are still tingling, but you hurry before anyone sees you running around mostly nude. You also look like a half-mummy with your bandages on and you're sure no one wants to see that.

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You have a feeling that tomorrow is going to be an eventful day, for better or worse, but at least there is something resembling stability in the house. You cannot help but worry about the ground floor boudoir, with its hole in the ceiling, but the thing that really nags at you the most is how this situation could possibly be, by any generous stretch of the word, sustainable. Living the rest of your life in a house just sounds like a great excuse to finally blow your brains ou-

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oh come on what the HELL

END chapter 12