Asali 2009/11/27(Fri)21:02 No. 82447 ID: aba0a3
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With nothing to do for now in the areas beyond the Thick Woods, you cautiously step into the back entrance.

[ Interface corrected. ]

Box. Check it out.

Was that box there before?

Its a thing!
Poke it!

>>82447
That's a lot of blood. I hope none of it is Nu's. Or at least, not much of it.

Head for the box, trying not to make much noise. There may be bandersnatches still nearby.

Tell Mission J. Frog to cover you while you extract the box.

Asali 2009/11/27(Fri)21:48 No. 82474 ID: aba0a3
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When you pick up the box, you hear a strange voice.

Your younger sister has been murdered. The judge giving the trial has let him off without any punishment. How do you respond?

[ Violence, Faith, Appeal, Fear. ]

Appeal. The murder might have been accidental.

>>82474
Fear, everyone feels bad for a scared girl.

>>82474
Appeal. We don't know enough.
For all we know, our younger sister deserved it.

>>82481
>>82477
...not sure you guys understand what appeal means in the legal process.

>>82487
Yes, but "Gather information until the choice becomes obvious" isn't one of the options, and this will get us closest to the case to see.

>>82487
I do. That's why she's actually going to attend the appeal. To hear the whole story.

Murder is by definition intentional.

Nevertheless, I say Appeal.

Note: It specifies the judge as the one who let him off without punishment, implying the jury found him guilty.

Asali 2009/11/27(Fri)22:17 No. 82495 ID: aba0a3
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Appeal is your choice...

You are the ruler of a nation. There is another country that follows a different religion and form of government. An allied nation makes an unprovoked attack on the nation with a different religion, and they respond with incredible force. Your ally is losing, how do you lead your country?

[ Treaty, Trade, War, Apathy. ]

>>82495
So, our friends pulled a stupid?

Treaty, I suppose. An extra ally is more valuable than a dead enemy.

>>82495
Trade. End it through their dependency upon you.

>>82495
Treaty. Use my country's influence to keep the ally intact, and try to restore peace as it was.

>>82495
Treaty. Get them to agree on peace, then understanding has a chance to follow.

Go back to your house, and brief Mission J Frog on the mission parameters.

Besides, how long has it been since you've eaten?

>>82525
Quickly check up on Nu to make sure he's okay.

Asali 2009/11/27(Fri)23:55 No. 82532 ID: aba0a3
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Your choices are made.
The strange box seems to fold straight out of existence.

You look around the forest. No Bandersnatch, no Nu. There's only you. You've seen almost the entire island now.

What are your plans? Where shall you go? What shall you do now?

>>82532
Did you solve the flower mother's problem, or figure out some way to help?

>>82532
Use precognition, level 1.

>>82533
We don't know what caused the plague yet, or how to stop it.

...hey wait, we should go back to the Naviabull and kill it with our new enhanced combat abilities. Or at least chop off its horn. Um, I still think we should check on Nu real quick if we can still get to his house.

Asali 2009/11/28(Sat)21:48 No. 83089 ID: aba0a3
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You decide to check Nu's place, hopefully he is there. He is not there. There is a notebook laying about. You take it and make a couple notes of things you should do. You can make new notes when you have things to do, or vouch to go complete one of them.

What's that stuff on the floor.

>>83089
we need to find out what the tablets were for too. Gotta be somewhere.

Looks like Nu was here again, so he's probably okay. Not that I had any doubt, he's too awesome to die. :D Again.

>>83089
Is that stuff on the floor blood?

Also, add Ikit's basement to the list.

Maybe we should try using Precognition to contact and/or locate Nu. Level 2, since we may need a clear reading.

>>83122
>Precog level 2
ಠ_ಠ we don't have that dummy, and precog would only give vague hints.

Use Telepathy level 2 to sense for his aura or try to get a mind reading off him.

>>83124
Oh right, level 1 then. It was giving us very specific hints while we were near Nu, though. I guess he was giving Asali a boost?

Detecting his aura is a good idea, too. Asali said she could sense that just walking around, though.

We should try to kill the Naviabull now that we are strongrer. That way we can sell the the horn to IKIT, buy the strange yellow gem, and enter his basement. (Inb4 it leads to his secret stack of porn).

Asali 2009/11/30(Mon)01:51 No. 83580 ID: aba0a3
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That is the blood of a Shadow on the floor.

No matter where you are going, you have to leave the forest.

You add, "Figure out tablets, Ikit's basement, and Buy Ikit's goods," to the notebook.

You then exit Nu's place and go to the Entrance to the woods. You can already see the creature pointing his gun towards your head.

Teleport behind the creature and whack him with your hammer.

Add some Offensive Aura (2) in there too. Backstab that snipah!

Asali 2009/12/03(Thu)15:37 No. 85315 ID: aba0a3
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You teleport behind the sniper and use your offensive aura to attempt an attack.

[ Animated. ]

>>85315
Hell yeah.

>>85315
Is there any loot to collect? From the looks of that I'd be surprised if anything's left at all.

Fuck yeah.

See if there's anything to loot from the remainings of the sniper.

well that solves that problem.

>>85315
"Bonk, motherfucker."

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/12/03(Thu)16:54 No. 85350 ID: 4f92ed
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>>85315
That's how you

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/12/03(Thu)16:54 No. 85351 ID: 4f92ed
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>>85350
hammer out a problem.

Theta][Sigma 2009/12/03(Thu)17:35 No. 85366 ID: f21281
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>>85351
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Asali 2009/12/04(Fri)14:36 No. 85893 ID: aba0a3
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"Nailed."

That takes care of that. There's the whole island past the Angry Tree. I think now's the time to decide where's the first place you go next.

Take the gas mask. Who knows, it might be useful.

Let's go and try to kill the Naviabull.

>>85895
Agreed.

LOOT EVERYTHING, then let's go fight the bull. We have no idea where Mu went... Ask the talking tree on the way out if he's seen him pass through.

>>86049
Are we naming the Naviabull Mu? Because that's awesome.

Name the Naviabull Mu.

Asali 2009/12/05(Sat)13:38 No. 86256 ID: aba0a3
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You collect the gas mask and somewhat bury the body of the uniformed lizard sniper. The symbol on his clothes matches the Duke's. He must have worked for the King as well. Strange that he would shoot you.

You exit and wave to Angry Tree, "Hey there Angry, you seen a big black Shadow? He may have been injured."

"NO, I HAVE NOT! I DO STILL FEEL A LOT BETTER AND ANGRIER, THANK YOU FOR THAT."

"No problem, I'll see you later."

It's time for hammerin' Naviabull gaems.

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/12/05(Sat)14:15 No. 86261 ID: 4f92ed
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>>86256
yea, go up to that thing and give it the classic "WHAT DID THE FIVE FINGERS SAY TO THE FACE!?"

Asali 2009/12/05(Sat)15:26 No. 86286 ID: aba0a3
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You travel to the gardens. You can sort of see the Naviabull in the distance. You take out your Vibro-hammer to prepare to attack.

Mission seems to move around and is interested in the flies as you step past.

How do you intend to attack?
[ Such as what skill or skills. ]

>>86286
ooo, let J frog eat his fill first.

>>86288
I agree with this, while we think about combat strategy.

set your hammer in the ground firmly and stand in front of it, then goad the naviabull into charging you and teleport out of the way.

>>86408

ooh!!! i liek mabye use the cloak as a matador cape aswell

I think Asali should teleport directly on top of it and smash its head before she gets thrown off. With Offensive Aura, too.

Asali 2009/12/05(Sat)21:05 No. 86480 ID: aba0a3
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Mission takes out those flies, and is well fed.

"Good work, Mission, now let's go kick some more ass..."

Asali 2009/12/05(Sat)22:51 No. 86547 ID: aba0a3
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You regroup with Mission and prepare your Hammer. You begin to run towards the Naviabull, gaining it's attention. You have apparently named the creature Mu.

Once it has your attention, it charges towards you. You use your cloak to draw its attention further.

You leap into the air and warp from one spot to another, and use your offensive aura, bringing the hammer down to Mu's neck.

Crack!

It bleeds, steps around a few times, slowing down before it collapses in a heap to the ground.

You fall to your feet. Mu defeated!

Do things to the body.


Terrible things.

>>86547
Get dat horn.

...man, it seems like everything just falls over and dies when we use Offensive Aura. We've got a while before we get recharged though.

>>86547

Grab the horn and things.

Make steaks.

Do a little dance.
Make a little love.

Time to get down with that horn to the shop!

>>86547
Finally, now that it can't resist, you may commence riding it like the dead Naviabull it is!

>>86579
Riding a non-moving object like a mechanical bull is like not putting quarters in. What's the point?

Asali 2009/12/06(Sun)08:09 No. 86735 ID: aba0a3
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Fresh Bone and Dew Grazer Horn acquired.

Victory is sweet.

[ Animated. ]

Glorious.

Time to go back to IKIT's

go see SKRAIG first, didn't he want a fresh bone?

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/12/06(Sun)09:22 No. 86739 ID: 4bca0e
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>>86735
Wow, what a fucking waste of time.

Skraig's probably getting all hungry by now, let's go see how he's doing.

SKRAIG

Asali 2009/12/06(Sun)11:38 No. 86767 ID: aba0a3
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Going to Skraig will take a little longer, but it has been a long time since you've been there. You exit the Gardens and enter the mountain. You walk across the bridge, the monster is still down there, but it isn't active right now.

That chest is still down there.

Shall you tarry here and deal with the monster and try and get the chest, or shall you just continue on for now?

Let's try to fite and get the chest. Try to lure that thing out of the pit and hammer + Offensive Aura the hell out of it.

Also say hi to the Duke back there.

Angry bunny at your eight o'clock. Say hello.

Asali 2009/12/06(Sun)17:42 No. 87024 ID: aba0a3
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You turn around and wave to the Duke. He doesn't seem happy in the slightest.

"You sent me here to find nothing? There was nothing here, much less any sign of that disgusting monster. Do you take me for a fool?"

He steps towards the bridge while he speaks.

>>87024
Tell him it's in the chasm. It must just be sleeping or something, since it hasn't attacked again.

...Hey, is the chain long enough to reach down there? It'd be nice if we didn't have to warp both ways.

Show him the gas mask.

Asali 2009/12/06(Sun)18:38 No. 87075 ID: aba0a3
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The chain is not long enough, but something in your inventory would suffice.

"It's in the chasm," you state and then show him the gas mask for some reason.

He proceeds to to get angrier, and points at you. "There is NOTHING in that chasm and then you show me the mask of one of my soldiers!? I should kill you! I didn't even know any of my men were still alive, you wander off, kill one and then show it to me like some trophy. Who the hell do you think you are, wench?"

>>87075
And why was one of his men trying to kill us?

Warp out of there if he does anything that looks like an attack.

>>87075
"What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am?

I'm the goddamn Batman."

>>87075
Tell him the soldier was trying to kill you without provocation, and you wanted to ask him about it. Also, tell him if he comes down with you, you'll show him the monster you were talking about. Tie the Cable to the bridge mechanism and go down.

Asali 2009/12/06(Sun)20:39 No. 87282 ID: aba0a3
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You step to the edge of the bridge and point down.

"Look here, down in the chasm is where the monster has been. I'm sorry if that was your soldier but he tried to shoot me more than once."

"Even if I believe you had a reason to kill my soldier, you're a madwoman. There is nothing in that chasm, I went down there! How am I supposed to believe someone who is insane?"

>>87282
might want to run. Running would be good.

No, duke. YOU are the insane.

>>87282
The way out of this is obvious. Challenge him to a game of wits to prove our sanity!

>>87282
There's nothing down there? Say that you will go down yourself, perhaps you can force it out of hiding. Tie the cable to the bridge mechanism or something so you can go down.

>>87282
Dart back and shut off the bridge while the Duke is on it.

I haven't seen any indication he can fly, or float. So he should plummet.

Asali 2009/12/06(Sun)21:40 No. 87386 ID: aba0a3
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"Look, the monster has been down there, and it almost killed me. If you'll let me use my cable, I'll risk waking it up to prove it to you. Maybe it wasn't interested in you because it was a Wraith. You said he liked meat, hell he bit your torso out."

You say, backing up. He is completely silent, just floating up above the chasm, staring at you.

Stare back.

>>87386
Ask him what you can do to prove you're not crazy.

Asali 2009/12/06(Sun)22:21 No. 87410 ID: aba0a3
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The enraged rabbit man hurls a piece of paper at you. You catch it after it bounces off of your face. As you unfold it and gaze down over it, he speaks.

"You're wearing his clothes, wench."

Say, "And they look GREAT on me!"

Pull the cloak dramatically around you like Dracula and/or Batman.

>>87410
Stare at the poster, sinking down to your knees in shock.

>>87410
"... YOU KNOW THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN USEFUL WHEN YOU TOLD ME TO LOOK FOR HIM."

>>87418
This is the guy who rewarded you for animating him by pointing you to a chest with a deathtrap in it, right? And technically you're a murderer too, since you killed that dude earlier. Plus he's been a bit capricious and unreasonable from the get-go...

If anything, this makes me less displeased with Nu, unless I'm missing something.

We need to ask the Duke who Nu killed, and what his behavior was like before.

>>87443
I'm pretty sure he told us that Epsilon murdered him.

>>87462
That was when the Duke was sent to execute him.

...or maybe just bring him back to jail? It wasn't clear what the sentence was.

Asali 2009/12/08(Tue)14:22 No. 88322 ID: aba0a3
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"Come on and smile, beautiful."

"I feel weird in this dress."

"Just smile for me, you look very nice."

"I'm more comfortable in my jumpsuit for work than I am in this goddamn thing."

"You look fine in that too."

"You just won't let me look like one of the guys tonight?"

"No, tonight's special..."

Wake up.

>>88322
Ask what's so special about tonight.

Asali 2009/12/08(Tue)16:32 No. 88554 ID: aba0a3
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You look up from the wanted poster and begin to speak.

"What is this, let me go?!"

Duke Hoppite the Third is inside the creature of the chasm's maw. He seems distracted, struggling.

>>88554
Ah, crap. Go hammer the damn monster!

Attack with your offensive aura!

Say "TOLD YOU! TOLD YOOOOOOU!"

Asali 2009/12/08(Tue)17:41 No. 88628 ID: aba0a3
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You get your hammer out. You decide it's a little too late to inform him that you were right about the monster in the chasm.

Now that's just rude. Would teleporting behind it do any good? It's been kinda done to death, we really need some new strategies.

Run up and smash it, when it tries to swing at you teleport above its head and smash it again.

Asali 2009/12/08(Tue)18:26 No. 88656 ID: aba0a3
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Bonk

"Ffff..."

It's not very effective.

>>88656
Run.

>>88656
you dummy, use combat aura. but run for now.

Probably not the place to attack it? :O See if it has a button on its back.

>>88656
I think we should run, then come back when it's sleeping again and check the chest in a sneaky manner.

>>88661
There's no duckling on it, so I doubt it.

Asali 2009/12/08(Tue)19:42 No. 88728 ID: aba0a3
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You run.

>>88728
"BAD DAY BAD DAY BAD DAAAAAAY!"

Teleport awaaay!

>>88728
No need to teleport, it looks like he's slightly slower than Asali.

Warp away if he manages to get his jaws anywhere near you.

He seems pretty stuck out out out to Skraig. Keep warp available.

Asali 2009/12/08(Tue)20:04 No. 88767 ID: aba0a3
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...Sigh.

She's off at work. She's such a hard working mechanic. It must be annoying to be around all those scientists. Especially working at the Marina. She hates water.

Goddamn. I'm not as good at this romance thing as I wish I was.

I'll just put her picture in my wooden box and try and find her a present to make her happy...

Asali 2009/12/08(Tue)20:32 No. 88801 ID: aba0a3
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...

"Awesome day."

You have returned to the Shallow Pools.

Your goggles are taking note of some anomalies in the area.

>>88801
Check out the "x" right in front of you.

>>88801
X marks the spot, check those places out, dig a bit if nothing is apparent.
Act like a pirate while you're at it.

>>88809

Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free.

You are a pirate.

Asali 2009/12/08(Tue)20:54 No. 88830 ID: aba0a3
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You carefully dig and search around and find a Mage Figure and Cleric Figure.

"Arr."

Are you still being followed? If not, go back to the robot and his... girlfriend.

Move to the next room with all the puddles in it, and scan with the goggles for more buried treasure.

>>88837
Ah, scratch that, there's one more spot to dig. In the lower-right corner.

Yeah, dig there too. :D And note how adorable you look while doing it.

Asali 2009/12/08(Tue)21:12 No. 88852 ID: aba0a3
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You already dug there, that's why you found both figures. You step into the next area because you came through here to see Skraig. Maybe you'll go see Gamma after you finish with all this first.

Next area has more of these anomalies. You seem to start understand these goggles more. They can scan for LIFE, METAL, and ANOMALIES.

That took some time to get used to.

>>88852
Are you OK with touching water? If so, dig where the 3 "X"es are.

Sweetness. Treasure huntin' time y'all.

>>88852
Use the wrench to dig so you don't have to touch the water as much.

Asali 2009/12/08(Tue)21:41 No. 88891 ID: aba0a3
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...

Alright. Now to just meet her at...

...

The bar. Who is that? I--I cannot believe this.

I'm just going to leave. I should have known things would be this way...

Asali 2009/12/08(Tue)22:00 No. 88908 ID: aba0a3
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After digging up the Knight, King, and Archer Figures, you stepped over to the ledge.

You've been zoned out and thinking for a while about it.

In order from right to left: Cleric, Mage, King, Knight, Archer.

>>88911
Agh, Left to right, left to right!

>>88908
Do you remember anything more? Were you cheating on him, or was that a misunderstanding?

Starting from the back-left and going right then down:
Cleric, King, Mage, Knight, Archer.

Asali 2009/12/08(Tue)22:24 No. 88922 ID: aba0a3
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>>88915
>>88912

You set up all the figures, and it flashes and releases a meager reward. Oh joy.

You don't remember any of this. You don't remember working on this island at all. Okay, you have been starting to remember it since you started to go around, and you don't remember cheating on anyone. You still don't know who it was you were 'dating' in Chilitown. You're trying not to think about it, wishing you knew what was going on in this cursed place.

Keep walking, maybe you'll remember more. Go in the direction of Nu's house.

>>88922
Move along to the next room, scanning for stuff.

Asali 2009/12/09(Wed)14:05 No. 89208 ID: aba0a3
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Nothin' trying to kill you in here.

Keep going, whistling a happy song.

Asali 2009/12/09(Wed)17:35 No. 89304 ID: aba0a3
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You whistle.

>>89304
let's check the temple while we are going by.

DISCO DANCE in there!

Maybe the goggles will show something new in the temple. :D

Asali 2009/12/09(Wed)19:21 No. 89450 ID: aba0a3
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You are in the temple.

>>89450
What's all that stuff on the ground behind you.

Moonwalk over to it.

She's already been through that.

>>89450
Scan the ground on the other side of the temple too.

Asali 2009/12/09(Wed)21:01 No. 89480 ID: aba0a3
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"Hey dragon butt."

Luckily, there is no answer.

>>89480
Let's leave Eden alone until we get that other thing he wanted.

On to the next part of the mines!

>>89481
On second thought, he wants something in a jar... and we have a magic jar. Let's go ask him what he wants in it.

>>89482
dun think that's what he wants. let's just move along.

Asali 2009/12/09(Wed)21:46 No. 89512 ID: aba0a3
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You're guessing that's not what he wants either.

>>89512
Oh well! Moving along then.

Asali 2009/12/09(Wed)22:17 No. 89521 ID: aba0a3
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You storm off. You don't quite understand what you did to Eden exactly. At least you're almost out of the mountain.

Do you have a new friend there? :O

>>89521
The Great Death Spirit seems to be materializing right behind you.

>>89524
Oh wait, on further review... that was there all along. Inspect the drawing on the wall.

>flashback involving person with a bukkit

Didn't we give Eden a bukkit? Maybe he was the MYSTERY PERSON in the flashback.

Asali 2009/12/10(Thu)15:32 No. 89817 ID: aba0a3
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You examine the thing on the wall. It's the mark of Rong. The rock is different than the rest just slightly.

>>89817
Does it come out, or possibly seem hollow?

Asali 2009/12/10(Thu)16:08 No. 89864 ID: aba0a3
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Done and forgotten.

A silly idea, that. I'm safer alone, it'll be much harder to find me if I have nothing to protect...

>>89864
Do you remember anything about Epsilon Nu Delta now?

Try pushing the marking. Though, since Rong is associated with fire, I guess you might need some fire to activate whatever it is.

>>89900
His initials are E.N.D.

Asali 2009/12/12(Sat)20:03 No. 90811 ID: aba0a3
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The structure of the fake wall with Rong's marking fails with some effort and you upset the hiding place of a locket. Judging from the writing on it, it's a locket of Ting, the lady who had Rong's heart a very long time ago.

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/12/12(Sat)20:21 No. 90822 ID: 93fc67
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>>90811
Wooo, something we'll need later or something. ANYWAYS, let's keep moving.

Asali 2009/12/12(Sat)20:54 No. 90840 ID: aba0a3
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You exit the mine and go over to Skraig's DISKOWNT shop. The things under his porch are back.

Wave hi to the things.

call them cowardly.

Asali 2009/12/12(Sat)21:25 No. 90849 ID: aba0a3
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"FUCK YOU PESTS!"

You point at them angrily, after a pleasant and friendly wave that everyone enjoys.

"Cowards!"

They don't seem to be making happy noises, but that's as much as you can discern.

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/12/12(Sat)21:40 No. 90855 ID: 93fc67
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>>90849
let's head in now.

Examine porno mag.

Asali 2009/12/12(Sat)22:01 No. 90861 ID: aba0a3
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You go inside and decide it's time to look in that magazine you picked up.

You open it up, strangely, something falls out of the magazine. You recognize this person, strangely enough. You're not sure where. You hear slithering, and it isn't Skraig.

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/12/12(Sat)22:17 No. 90870 ID: 93fc67
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>>90861
yes, well, moving along into the store. cautiously.

2009/12/12(Sat)22:34 No. 90874 ID: 43d730
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>>90870
Look around before heading in.

Asali 2009/12/12(Sat)23:11 No. 90892 ID: aba0a3
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Snakes fell out of your porn mag. They seem to be fighting each other. Skraig rises from whatever he was doing.

"NOT REMEMBER ASKING FOR SNAKE FIGHT. STRANGE GIFTS YOU BRING."

>>90892
ASSASSINS! or maybe just some snakes. whatever, are they stuck like that?

Throw skraig the bone.

Ouroboros~

No wait, that's a snake eating its own tail. I duno then. When in doubt look at tablets?

are they live?

Asali 2009/12/12(Sat)23:30 No. 90899 ID: aba0a3
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Stepping out of the Mountain, two strange men come into view kissing passionately.

That's the guy from the bar... He's gay... shit.

I had it all wrong, oh gods. I better hurry back to town, she's probably still waiting for me! I'm even more of a fool than I believed.

Holy shit, I've made such a huge mistake here.

Have to hurry back to town.

>>90892
Try to separate the two snakes. Why are they fighting? Sheesh. Make sure to grab at the head so they don't bite you.

Do not pick up angry snakes.

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/12/13(Sun)00:46 No. 90930 ID: 93fc67
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>>90899

>>90930
Yes.

>>90892
Let the snakes have their fun. Tell Skraig something along the lines of, "Oops, sorry, didn't know they were in there. You want some porn?"

>>90899
They could be bisexuals

>>90960
Depends on how much money we have.

Asali 2009/12/13(Sun)09:18 No. 90977 ID: aba0a3
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You give Skraig the (Mostly) Fresh Bone. He repays you and you make a thumbs up exchange. The black snake destroys the white snake. Your aura feels different.

The black snake grins and slithers out of the shop.

"GOOD BONE. YOU FIND NICE GEM, SKRAIG MAKE NECKLACE FOR LADY."

"You can call me Asali if you want."

"OKAY LADY."

Okay, let's reexamine the house we woke up in next, since we're close to it anyway.

Yeah, maybe we can break the chains on the trapdoor with our hammer now.

Asali 2009/12/13(Sun)15:52 No. 91211 ID: aba0a3
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"Ffff..."

It looks like you've made some friends.

Its time to start whompin tiny bitches.

Flip them off and step back into the store. Keep the door open and pick them off in the doorway one by one.

Fuck those creepers, you don't have time for this. Just teleport away from them.

>>91211
That goddamn snake did this. Note to self: White+blue is good, black+red is evil.

Warp over to the snake and smash it, then run from the horde of black thingies.

Asali 2009/12/13(Sun)17:04 No. 91271 ID: aba0a3
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The snake is gone. You smash two quickly and slam the doors back and prepare for them to come into the door. They're not the Large Large, so if you're not careful they'll still get in. But this does give you an advantage.

>>91271
Ask Skraig if he knows what these things are. And if they're tasty, I suppose.

Yell "Oh god! They're like tiny Nus!"

Continue attacking.

PS: Did you use a condom? DID YOU USE A CONDOM?

>>91276
He's an Undead, I don't think there's anything there to impregnate her.

>>91277

There was obviously a penis. That's enough for me.

>>91271

Kick the door to your right to slam it against the two creatures there. And keep hammering the others.

>>91287
I like this plan.

Asali 2009/12/13(Sun)17:41 No. 91302 ID: aba0a3
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You entirely fail to do much beyond stumble around and smash one of them with your hammer before you back into Skraig's store.

"Skraig, uh, your pest problem? By chance would you care to eat some of them."

"I HEARD FOOD. FOOD IS GOOD."

He's got four hands. That leaves one for us! Smash at least one more and we're set.

Asali 2009/12/13(Sun)18:53 No. 91370 ID: aba0a3
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"GOOD. NOW PEOPLE WON'T BE SCARED TO COME SHOP HERE!"

"Yes, the Small Smalls were probably the reason."

"I KNOW. THANKS."

Well that takes care of that.

Problem solved!

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/12/13(Sun)19:02 No. 91375 ID: 159f4e
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>>91370
woo for hammer time!

Back to the hizzouse.

Asali 2009/12/13(Sun)20:00 No. 91395 ID: aba0a3
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You return to the house.

>>91395
what's that crap on the left? check out the Hatch on the right too.

>>91395

Do it in a hard-boiled manner.

Asali 2009/12/13(Sun)20:25 No. 91404 ID: aba0a3
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Running back towards the town, the noises, and the smells are nothing one would consider pleasant. It's almost as if this is all happening the very worst moment it possibly could have. Without me there.

She better be okay, I don't know what I will do without her.

Smash open door, go inside, look for anything you might have missed before. Also, ask self why self is having flashbacks from someone else's point of view.

Realize that this is, in fact, your house. Freak out. In a hard-boiled manner

>>91395
The place was boarded up last time, with a 'condemned' sign over the name. Someone's been here. Nu?

Go inside.

Asali 2009/12/15(Tue)14:47 No. 92568 ID: aba0a3
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You burst through the door in a hard boiled manner.

The door cannot handle it.

>>92568
Thing in the ceiling again, watch out for it's stabby arm.

Cry yourself to sleep.

way to knock down your own door.

>>92568
Climb on the drawers and jump up to smash the thing in the ceiling.

Fuck yeah Bubble Bucket!
That cloak is awesome!
Love the goggles!
Smash the shit out of that black crap in the right upper corner of the cieling!

Asali 2009/12/15(Tue)15:46 No. 92590 ID: aba0a3
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Smash what? There's nothing there. Surely you aren't going mad.

>>92590
It's... just a black spot? Okay... Check under the bed and behind the drawers.

SWING AT IT ANYWAY!

It doesn't matter! Make the black spot not be there anymore!

Asali 2009/12/15(Tue)20:29 No. 92695 ID: aba0a3
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Due to your lack of magick missile, you cast yourself into the darkness.

>>92695
You know what? I think that shadow thing we killed in the ruined town was the same thing that attacked us here. It broke out, causing the holes in the door. I wonder if it smashed the lamp too. Do these evil black things hate light?

See if you can find anything under the bed or behind the drawers. Also take a look at the lamp. Maybe take it with you.

Asali 2009/12/15(Tue)21:00 No. 92714 ID: aba0a3
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You made the hole in the wall bigger.

At least you landed on the mattress.

>>92714
Um. Go outside and try to go down the trap door.

>>92714
search around in the drawers and stuff, there has to be something we missed

...

look under the bed.

Asali 2009/12/15(Tue)21:35 No. 92733 ID: aba0a3
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You explore the room in a hard-boiled manner.

There is an obvious key that was completely obvious under the lamp. You take that.

>>92733
The lamp has no cord? Yet it was working before... Remove its batteries!

>>92733
Look under your mattress

Asali 2009/12/15(Tue)21:52 No. 92744 ID: aba0a3
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The batteries are gone, and you checked under the mattress when you explored the room. You go to the porch to try that key on the lock to the cellar.

>>92744
Oh good we're getting crazy stuff again. This is good, since I believe we went PASSED crazy, and now are on the rebound.

>>92745
Actually, the crazy was her NOT seeing the blood. Remember, she did get stabbed here by the shadowthing, and the blood splatter was not visible until now.

I can't be sure if the blood trail leads outside or came from outside.

Anyway, unlock the cellar door and check it out.

>>92746
That's what I'm saying. We went PASSED crazy, into like some sort of SUPER crazy state. Or died. Now that we're seeing this, we're backtracking back into just plain ol' crazy. Now if we go some more, maybe we'll hit sanity, and see what the frak is really happening around here.

Asali 2009/12/15(Tue)22:53 No. 92766 ID: aba0a3
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...No.

Asali, please. Don't die on me. I don't know what's going on, but I will take care of you.

"I love you."

If only I hadn't overreacted and thrown your ring into the...

Durandal!swQABHZA/E 2009/12/15(Tue)23:01 No. 92768 ID: 697b23
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>>92766
... fires of Mt. Doom!

>>92766
>>92768
I'll admit it, I laughed.

Nu 2009/12/15(Tue)23:29 No. 92782 ID: f21281
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>>92768

Suggestion 2009/12/15(Tue)23:42 No. 92793 ID: 34470e
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>>92782
...castle of Candyland!

>>92822
DEAR GOD MAN