Its time to start whompin tiny bitches.

Flip them off and step back into the store. Keep the door open and pick them off in the doorway one by one.

Fuck those creepers, you don't have time for this. Just teleport away from them.

>>91211
That goddamn snake did this. Note to self: White+blue is good, black+red is evil.

Warp over to the snake and smash it, then run from the horde of black thingies.

Asali 2009/12/13(Sun)17:04 No. 91271 ID: aba0a3
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The snake is gone. You smash two quickly and slam the doors back and prepare for them to come into the door. They're not the Large Large, so if you're not careful they'll still get in. But this does give you an advantage.

>>91271
Ask Skraig if he knows what these things are. And if they're tasty, I suppose.

Yell "Oh god! They're like tiny Nus!"

Continue attacking.

PS: Did you use a condom? DID YOU USE A CONDOM?

>>91276
He's an Undead, I don't think there's anything there to impregnate her.

>>91277

There was obviously a penis. That's enough for me.

>>91271

Kick the door to your right to slam it against the two creatures there. And keep hammering the others.

>>91287
I like this plan.

Asali 2009/12/13(Sun)17:41 No. 91302 ID: aba0a3
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You entirely fail to do much beyond stumble around and smash one of them with your hammer before you back into Skraig's store.

"Skraig, uh, your pest problem? By chance would you care to eat some of them."

"I HEARD FOOD. FOOD IS GOOD."

He's got four hands. That leaves one for us! Smash at least one more and we're set.

Asali 2009/12/13(Sun)18:53 No. 91370 ID: aba0a3
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"GOOD. NOW PEOPLE WON'T BE SCARED TO COME SHOP HERE!"

"Yes, the Small Smalls were probably the reason."

"I KNOW. THANKS."

Well that takes care of that.

Problem solved!

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/12/13(Sun)19:02 No. 91375 ID: 159f4e
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>>91370
woo for hammer time!

Back to the hizzouse.

Asali 2009/12/13(Sun)20:00 No. 91395 ID: aba0a3
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You return to the house.

>>91395
what's that crap on the left? check out the Hatch on the right too.

>>91395

Do it in a hard-boiled manner.

Asali 2009/12/13(Sun)20:25 No. 91404 ID: aba0a3
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Running back towards the town, the noises, and the smells are nothing one would consider pleasant. It's almost as if this is all happening the very worst moment it possibly could have. Without me there.

She better be okay, I don't know what I will do without her.

Smash open door, go inside, look for anything you might have missed before. Also, ask self why self is having flashbacks from someone else's point of view.

Realize that this is, in fact, your house. Freak out. In a hard-boiled manner

>>91395
The place was boarded up last time, with a 'condemned' sign over the name. Someone's been here. Nu?

Go inside.

Asali 2009/12/15(Tue)14:47 No. 92568 ID: aba0a3
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You burst through the door in a hard boiled manner.

The door cannot handle it.

>>92568
Thing in the ceiling again, watch out for it's stabby arm.

Cry yourself to sleep.

way to knock down your own door.

>>92568
Climb on the drawers and jump up to smash the thing in the ceiling.

Fuck yeah Bubble Bucket!
That cloak is awesome!
Love the goggles!
Smash the shit out of that black crap in the right upper corner of the cieling!

Asali 2009/12/15(Tue)15:46 No. 92590 ID: aba0a3
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Smash what? There's nothing there. Surely you aren't going mad.

>>92590
It's... just a black spot? Okay... Check under the bed and behind the drawers.

SWING AT IT ANYWAY!

It doesn't matter! Make the black spot not be there anymore!

Asali 2009/12/15(Tue)20:29 No. 92695 ID: aba0a3
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Due to your lack of magick missile, you cast yourself into the darkness.

>>92695
You know what? I think that shadow thing we killed in the ruined town was the same thing that attacked us here. It broke out, causing the holes in the door. I wonder if it smashed the lamp too. Do these evil black things hate light?

See if you can find anything under the bed or behind the drawers. Also take a look at the lamp. Maybe take it with you.

Asali 2009/12/15(Tue)21:00 No. 92714 ID: aba0a3
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You made the hole in the wall bigger.

At least you landed on the mattress.

>>92714
Um. Go outside and try to go down the trap door.

>>92714
search around in the drawers and stuff, there has to be something we missed

...

look under the bed.

Asali 2009/12/15(Tue)21:35 No. 92733 ID: aba0a3
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You explore the room in a hard-boiled manner.

There is an obvious key that was completely obvious under the lamp. You take that.

>>92733
The lamp has no cord? Yet it was working before... Remove its batteries!

>>92733
Look under your mattress

Asali 2009/12/15(Tue)21:52 No. 92744 ID: aba0a3
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The batteries are gone, and you checked under the mattress when you explored the room. You go to the porch to try that key on the lock to the cellar.

>>92744
Oh good we're getting crazy stuff again. This is good, since I believe we went PASSED crazy, and now are on the rebound.

>>92745
Actually, the crazy was her NOT seeing the blood. Remember, she did get stabbed here by the shadowthing, and the blood splatter was not visible until now.

I can't be sure if the blood trail leads outside or came from outside.

Anyway, unlock the cellar door and check it out.

>>92746
That's what I'm saying. We went PASSED crazy, into like some sort of SUPER crazy state. Or died. Now that we're seeing this, we're backtracking back into just plain ol' crazy. Now if we go some more, maybe we'll hit sanity, and see what the frak is really happening around here.

Asali 2009/12/15(Tue)22:53 No. 92766 ID: aba0a3
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...No.

Asali, please. Don't die on me. I don't know what's going on, but I will take care of you.

"I love you."

If only I hadn't overreacted and thrown your ring into the...

Durandal!swQABHZA/E 2009/12/15(Tue)23:01 No. 92768 ID: 697b23
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>>92766
... fires of Mt. Doom!

>>92766
>>92768
I'll admit it, I laughed.

Nu 2009/12/15(Tue)23:29 No. 92782 ID: f21281
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>>92768

Suggestion 2009/12/15(Tue)23:42 No. 92793 ID: 34470e
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>>92782
...castle of Candyland!

>>92822
DEAR GOD MAN