Ceridwen 2017/06/19(Mon)11:34 No. 809041 ID: 395c02
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"Okay, you said like a million words all at once. Let me see if I can break this down. You went swimming with your friends yesterday?"

Ceridwen 2017/06/19(Mon)11:34 No. 809042 ID: 395c02
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"Yes! Swimming was... involved!"

Ceridwen 2017/06/19(Mon)11:35 No. 809043 ID: 395c02
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"Uh huh. And then you came home with Skif and enjoyed some... how did you phrase it... 'completely innocent cuddling'."

Ceridwen 2017/06/19(Mon)11:35 No. 809044 ID: 395c02
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"Oh yes! I was tired from not sleeping well, so I napped in his arms! It was so romantic~"

Ceridwen 2017/06/19(Mon)11:35 No. 809045 ID: 395c02
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"So you cuddled, napped, then Skif went home. You sure there's nothing else?"

Ceridwen 2017/06/19(Mon)11:35 No. 809046 ID: 395c02
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....

"Why would there be?"

Ceridwen 2017/06/19(Mon)11:35 No. 809047 ID: 395c02
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"Your grandfather's attitude towards me makes a whole lot more sense now. So now you're asking for some money so you can buy camping gear."

"Yeah!"

"If that's the whole story, maybe you can tell me why you're sitting on a bunch of pillows, and why you have this sudden desire to go camping."

Uh oh. You're sitting on these soft, soft pillows because the events of yesterday left you very sore. And you want camping equipment because it's a several-day journey to where Prince Chei is by foot. Also he might be imprisoned by a dragon? If Dad knew that, he'd never let you go!

Come to think of it, maybe you should have skipped this conversation and done some odd jobs to get the money. Why didn't you think of this sooner!?

Maybe because you've been struggling to make decisions since this morning. Man, you really hope you have a sudden burst of inspiration for no reason.


What will you do?

-Time to lie! What web of lies will you spread?
-Half-truths got you this far! Keep at it! Is there a way to get what you want without technically lying?
-Most of the truth. He doesn't need to know about your flirtation with butt-stuff, but he deserves to know about your plans with Prince Chei.
-The entire truth. It might break his mind a little to learn of his daughter's sexual exploits, which might make him too distracted to say no!
-ESCAPE SITUATION. You'll make the money another way! Distract him and run!

>>809047
-Most of the truth.
Don't lie to your dad, he's chill af.
Be sure to drop as much spaghetti on him as possible.

>>809050
Most of the truth.

His dad sense isn't just tingling, it's off the charts. He knows already.

Full Truth!

You probably shouldn't tell him about Chei, except that maybe you are going to meet a friend that needed some help? Your father doesn't need to know that it might be dangerous.

Half-truths! You are sitting on these pillows because you hurt your... tail. ("Tail" can refer euphemistically to the butt as well as the actual tail!) You got the idea to try something that turned out to be too much of a strain. It was your own fault. You'll be fine.

As for why you want to go camping... well, recently you've gotten reason to worry that Skif's parents maybe don't approve that much of you and Skif being together the way you are. Like, you know, they've got their traditions and that knight stuff and they're worried Skif won't live up to them or reach his full potential if you're involved with him! So you and him want to go out and have a bit of an adventure and training together and prove that not only are you good as a couple but Skif is totally even stronger with you to help him out and encourage him! That's one reason to go camping with him!

The entire truth, starting with what went in which of your various holes. It's the right thing to do, but also, there is a non-negligible chance he'll suffer another cache overflow error and accept any reasonable excuse to end the conversation early, then you can go do odd jobs for the money which is more responsible anyway.

>>809047
The truth, the whole truth, and nothing butt the truth.

>>809063
if you really want that money this is the only way. ENTIRE TRUTH

Young lady, you'd better only be preparing to go "camping"! You've still got 2 weeks to wait for Mr. Ilan to come back! And you promised him that you wouldn't do anything crazy while he was gone!

>>809047
You need to eat something to regain that tiny sliver of lost HP!

Distract Dad and when he looks away you need to teleport to freezer, get ice cream (because ice cream makes everything better~ <3), teleport to silverware drawer, get spoon, and teleport back to your pillow covered chair before he turns back around to face you!

>>809047
>What do?
I don't think you should tell him about Prince Chei because odds are, after what happened when you first met him as little kids, I'm sure Mr. Ilan informed your parents and then your dad overreacted and thought Chei was a pervert and it took the combined efforts of both your mom and Mr. Ilan to stop your dad from hunting Chei down and killing and/or kicking his ass! I'm pretty sure that your dad still thinks Chei is a pervert and will not let you go anywhere near him!

So I say you keep telling half-truths!

Tell him everything. Unleash your inner spaghettimancer!

>>809047
Entire truth.
Explain you really did just nap together all night, because you and Skif were so exhausted and sore from having all kinds of kinky sex with each other and aliens.

Run. Now. Before he can ground you.

I'd say entire truth.

>>809047
The ENTIRE truth.

Seriously it's so ridiculous it will distract him from the fact that you rode Skif's purple python yesterday.

>>809047
Half-truth, I think he'd either have a heart attack or ground you if he knew you were going to save a princess from a dragon.

If it comes down to it, tell him the whole truth. But first, you should redirect the subject to your dad's own sexual exploits. What DID he do when he was your age?

>>809096
That's true, maybe if we confront him about it, it will help our argument... Whatever that ends up being. *shrug*

Most of the truth
But reverse what you tell him.
Go ahead and tell him about the sexual stuff with skiff.

Embarrassing, yes. But look at his face.
He clearly knows something is and is getting pissed at you lying about it. The Prince stuff is so far out there he'll never suspect it. Yes you sexed the Skiff, yes you used your butt, yes he'll likely go over the top when you say it. But your an adult now. You can do those sorts of things. This really is just to reassure him that you're not doing drugs or something.

>>809100
Actually yeah, that's a good point. Heck, he might not even really believe the Prince Chei stuff at all, and it might get worse from there. Let's tell him what he "wants" to hear.

>>809047
Most of the truth.

>>809047
Half truths, with some redirection. No need to kill your dad with your exploits. That will only end badly. Don't want to be grounded or banned from seeing Skiff, right?

Half-truths without detailing exploits

Most of the truth. You've found a new gang of bad influences friends and you're gonna go... camping! In the mountains! You guys love to exercise together!

The whole truth

Pretty much all of the truth.

Half-truths. You can hide all the lewd stuff you want, he doesn't need to know that at all (Maybe blame your injuries on muscle soreness, what with all that swimming). And I don't think he'd let you go if you said you were going to help space aliens save their friend from a dragon. But you can at least tell him that you're going off on a hiking trip with some friends, so he knows roughly where you're going to be. Perhaps tell him you're following a map they had, and going off to see what's there?

>>809062
This by way of explanation.

As for the rest, tell him the whole truth, except for the sex details. Imply there were sex details, but that we both know he really doesn't want that information.

Most of the truth.

No need to be overly explicit!

I also agree to the idea of too much swimming.
I mean there's totally not this new aquatic form.

I mean its not like your parents have swam too much before and know exactly what it looks like when it happens.

Tell him most of the truth, give him so many sexual details that he'll think you're Myra in disguise! Figuratively, at least, but blow his mind with what he already suspects!

>>809047
most of the truth. You're a grown woman now, he'll understand--right?

>>809254
I feel like the way things are going, this assumption is too simple. It's a trap! ...so to speak.

Look, you have no choice. You gotta kill your dad for his own good. You can't let him live in a world where he finds out his daughter had an orgy.

half-truth it up. If he specifically asks about your sore ass BLAME IT ON THE ROBOT.

Ceridwen 2017/06/21(Wed)13:07 No. 809590 ID: 395c02
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Oh! The coffee must have kicked in! Your mind's actually functioning now! Your new ENERGY STAT seems to be working fine, too.
 
>Young lady, you'd better only be preparing to go "camping"! You've still got 2 weeks to wait for Mr. Ilan to come back! And you promised him that you wouldn't do anything crazy while he was gone!
Yes, of course. But you don't want to waste any time getting everything prepared.
 
You have two weeks to gather supplies, collect information, and improve your abilities. Then Mr. Ilan will return with his dragon friend to fully heal your damaged seal and teach you LIFE-MAGIC.
 
You're not entirely sure what will happen after, especially since learning life-magic takes a really long time, but you'll cross that bridge when you get there. For now, you want to spend the downtime focusing on a goal and being productive.
 
And that goal is saving Prince Chei!

Ceridwen 2017/06/21(Wed)13:08 No. 809591 ID: 395c02
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...And here you are hesitating. How can you hope to save anyone if you can't even confront your own father?
 
Your desire to omit some or most of the facts is stronger than your desire to be completely truthful, whether it's for his sake or yours. Also something about spaghetti? You're not sure what that means.
 
Even if you did tell him everything, there's no way he'd believe you. Your friends being aliens, the various revelations you've had about Skif and yourself, all the... sex...
 
....
 
Should you be ashamed of that? It wasn't even your fault. You didn't tell the dragon sleeping inside you to pump your Tilde to ridiculous levels.

Ceridwen 2017/06/21(Wed)13:08 No. 809592 ID: 395c02
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No, there's nothing to gain by shifting the blame. You're an adult now. It's time to act like one. Take responsibility for your actions. Show your father that you're not a hatchling in need of coddling.
 
That's what a dragon would do.

Ceridwen 2017/06/21(Wed)13:08 No. 809593 ID: 395c02
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You calmly tell him everything about your friends. Well, everything important. It doesn't matter where they came from or what technology they have. Someone dear to them is in trouble, and you're going to help them.
 
Dad nods, admiring your commitment to the dramatic moment as you sit atop several soft fluffy pillows.
 
You begin to tell him about the seal, and your conversations with Euia, when you suddenly realize you forgot which parts you were supposed to be keeping secret for now.

Ceridwen 2017/06/21(Wed)13:08 No. 809594 ID: 395c02
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Shit
 
It's too late now! Your composure's so badly broken you've reverted to an older art style! Your mental filter crumbles completely and you can't stop yourself from telling him literally everything!
 
"...And Skif's a dragon-rider but dragon-riders are kind of bad and they had this ritual that makes dragons slaves and Skif almost did it to me but then he didn't and then we kept talking about doing the friendship ritual but we never do because I'm secretly paranoid and then Skif got in a fight with his parents and stopped being a dragon-rider and became a DRAGON KNIGHT and he calls me mistress sometimes and then my inner dragon started breaking free but then Eu oh god I mean Mr. Ilan put a seal on it and I had to fight off a powerful opponent in a well thought out combat sequence and the fight pushed me so hard the seal cracked and Mr. Ilan put a second seal on top of the first seal and now I have to be careful to avoid situations that might stress it while he's off getting his friend, and..."
 
CERI COMPOSE YOURSELF STOP BEFORE--

Ceridwen 2017/06/21(Wed)13:09 No. 809595 ID: 395c02
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OH NO TOO LATE YOU'VE REGRESSED FURTHER
 
"...There was maybe some sex okay a lot of sex because the dragon inside me decided the best way to break free was to raise my lust to uncontrollable levels because that's totally a rational and logical thing to do and then i was in an orgy and Mr. Ilan did that thing I mentioned earlier about putting a seal on my seal and then I had more sex because I might be addicted or maybe because I'm due to lay an egg and I mean you know how mom gets it's kinda like that but me instead of her anyway I had to be submissive so I made Skif do a tiny little itty bitty bit of butt-stuff and I didn't think I'd like it and I was kinda right but also now that I've done it I might be open to trying it again also there's this bird juice and oh my god it's amazing I'm tingling down there just thinking about it oh god this is TMI wait why is this the breaking point what's wrong with meeeee"
 
You catch your breath. You're kind of amazed you managed to get all that out without pausing to breathe.
 
Well. There's no going back now. You brace yourself for the ensuing explosion.

Ceridwen 2017/06/21(Wed)13:09 No. 809596 ID: 395c02
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....
 
Dad... Dad's just staring at you. Or, is he staring past you?
 
There's no freakouts. No amusing faces.
 
Just silence.

Ceridwen 2017/06/21(Wed)13:09 No. 809597 ID: 395c02
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You wave your hand in front of his face. "...Dad? You okay?"
 
No response.
 
You...
 
You revealed so much that it completely broke your father.
 
 
-CALL FOR MOM THIS IS A MOMERGENCY
-HUGS!?
-ICE CREAM OH GOD GET SOME ICE CREAM
-TURN INTO A DRAGON THAT ALWAYS HELPS
-Calmly give your father a moment to recover so you can continue this conversation like adults.
 
Or maybe there's something else you could do or say?

"MOOOOOOOM!" She'll understand.

-Calmly give your father a moment to recover so you can continue this conversation like adults.

Give him a bit, old brains are slow to load like old computers are

Shifting on those pillows has statically charged you. Move your finger close to his skin to discharge a spark.

-CALL FOR MOM THIS IS A MOMERGENCY
-HUGS!?
-ICE CREAM OH GOD GET SOME ICE CREAM
-TURN INTO A DRAGON THAT ALWAYS HELPS

ABORT SPAGHETTI! I REPEAT, ABORT SPAGHETTI!

Sacrifice your pillow pile to create a nest of cushions on the ground you can gently lay your father into so that when he finally freaks out he won't hurt himself.

>>809597
Oh my god MOM HELP!

>>809597
Oh, no! Check his pulse and make sure he's still alive and breathing!

>CALL FOR MOM THIS IS A MOMERGENCY!
Yes!

Wait, your mom said she has really good hearing and she can hear everything that happens in this house. What if she just heard everything you told your dad and now your mom is also broken?! OH NO, IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN YOU THOUGHT, YOU BROKE BOTH OF YOUR PARENTS!

>HUGS!?
>TURN INTO A DRAGON THAT ALWAYS HELPS
Combine these for dragon hugs!

>ICE CREAM OH GOD GET SOME ICE CREAM
If nothing works, then there's only one thing left to do! Get some ice cream, sit in the corner, and start eating! The ice cream will make everything better again!

>>809603
That might also work.

Turn into a dragon, that always helps!

>>809597
Dragon pounce-and-hug time.

Get mom. She will now how too restart dad.

-TURN INTO A DRAGON THAT ALWAYS HELPS

>>809597
-CALL FOR MOM THIS IS A MOMERGENCY

-CALL FOR MOM THIS IS A MOMERGENCY

Start stacking important breakables on his head until he reboots.

He has that: "I'm not mad or upset, just disappointed" look, which is ten times worse.


>>809651
Do this.

Afterwards, get your mother in here.

HUG FOR MOMERGENCY

>Or maybe there's something else you could do or say?
Say, "I'm pregnant."

That'll snap him out of it. Works every time.

>>809661
No it won't! That's what causes this!

But since he's already like this, saying that will kill him!

Calmly give your father a moment to recover so you can continue this conversation like adults.

While he recovers, try to think of a good way to summarise what you blurted out. Once he recovers, say that you didn't mean to go into that much detail and say that summary. Hopefully that might direct his thoughts in a favourable direction.

MOM!

I wonder what part of all that your dad is going to latch on to.

Your new acquaintances are clearly using you for their own purposes with little regard to your own safety. So there's that.

But... You did just drop a bunch of sexual stuff he never wanted to hear. So maybe he didn't hear much of anything at all.

Call Mom
Tell her you broke dad.

Call mom.

Mooooom I broke dad. I'd explain how but I don't want to break you too. help pls?!!?!

Get the ice cream
Sit down and help yourself while you await judgement. Offer him some when he snaps too. Admit you.. really don't have as much control over yourself as you thought.

>>809597
Get Mom
You may need her help in keeping him from trying to de-Skif your future

HE KNOWS TOO MUCH YOU MUST LOCK HIM UP IN YOUR DRAGON STORAGE.
DO ALL THE THINGS??

Call Mom but also get the ice cream, because you deserve it after that.

>>809597
Yeah, Momergency. You gotta be submissive and scared right now. WHICH IS EASY BECAUSE YOU'RE SO AFRAID BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE BEING AFRAID IS THE OPPOSITE OF HOW DRAGONS FEEL AND THAT KEEPS THE SEAL INTACT.

>>809597
"MOM! I BROKE DAD BY TALKING ABOUT MY KINKY SEX LIFE!"

Get mom and ice cream both, huddle in your pillows eating ice cream while she fixes dad.

Make sure when you eat the ice cream, you've somehow gotten even more pillows and you've got them piled on top of you! That way, you can be eating ice cream inside of a pillow fort! XD

Ice cream sundae with extra waffles

Hugs and ice cream this isn't even a choice

OH GOD THE FIRST FOUR! QUICKLY!

>>809859
Deep Fried Waffles?
Cuz I'm pretty sure Deep Fried Waffle Ice Cream Sundaes are the answer pretty much every interpersonal conundrum.

Ceridwen 2017/06/23(Fri)19:54 No. 809959 ID: 395c02
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"uh um uh I'M PREGNANT!"
 
....
 
Why'd you expect that to work? You're both lizards.
 
None of the other stuff is working either! You can't fix this alone. It's not ideal, but there's no other choice.

Ceridwen 2017/06/23(Fri)19:54 No. 809960 ID: 395c02
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"MO-oh god"
 
"Ceridwen."

Ceridwen 2017/06/23(Fri)19:54 No. 809961 ID: 395c02
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You find yourself feeling calm and peaceful. You were hoping to live longer than this, to go on adventures and form your mighty hoard of DRAGON ROMANCE. But maybe it's fine that things end here. Five threads is still pretty good, right? Yeah... it's been a pretty good life, outside of the recent drama.
 
Goodbye Skif... promise you'll find someone else to love...

Ceridwen 2017/06/23(Fri)19:54 No. 809962 ID: 395c02
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...You're still alive?
 
Mom is softly shaking Dad's shoulders. "Hey. Snap out of it. I didn't give you permission to be in shock."
 
"...."
 
"Sheriim. Come on. Don't fall apart on me now."
 
"...."
 
"sexslave says what"
 
"What?"
 
"There we go."

Ceridwen 2017/06/23(Fri)19:55 No. 809963 ID: 395c02
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"Huh? Oh! Myra! I had the most awful dream! I dreamt that... that..."
 
"Shh, shh, It's okay, you're here with me now. How're you feeling?"
 
"Fine! Vision's a little weird. Where's Ceri?"
 
Y-you're right here!
 
"Don't worry about her-- she's fine for now. Hey, why don't you take a nice walk to the fish market? I left money on the counter so go grab that and get your favorite~"
 
"Oh! My favorite! I love that!"
 
"Go on, sweetheart. I'll take care of things here."
 
"Be back soon~!"
 
Dad cheerfully walks off, leaving you to face your fate alone.

Ceridwen 2017/06/23(Fri)19:55 No. 809964 ID: 395c02
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You mother approaches you. You expect screaming, or the end of the universe, but instead she speaks calmly. That almost makes it worse.
 
"Ceridwen," she says.
 
"y-yes mommy"
 
"Come on, you're an adult now. Go back to your normal style."
 
"i don't wanna"
 
She sighs. "Look, I was your age once. I know about the urges, the maxed tilde stats. I've done some crazy stuff in my time, too. There's a reason we have those super-soft pillows, you know."
 
AUGH MOM NO IS THIS YOUR PUNISHMENT!? MERCY!
 
"Having sex with Skif is one thing-- I could tell you wanted to jump on him the moment you were old enough."
 
Ggghhnnnn she probably heard you whisper his name during intimate solo times nooooo.
 
"But an orgy? I thought you'd be more responsible than that. And what's this 'bird-juice'? Please tell me it's not some kind of drug."
 
 
You're reaaaaaallly not sure you want to tell Mom what 'bird-juice' is.
 
 
What do you say?

>>809964
The Laws of Escalation demand that you tell her what bird-juice is.

Spill all the beans. Every single bean.

>>809964
Tell her it's not a drug, probably. It's... some kind of... tingly stuff...

>>809964
"Gah I knooow, yes I was silly but we've confirmed it was part of a bigger dragon problem! which I'm trying to fix remember."

I would suggest continuing the spewing.

Ha, she's right, you got suckered into drug use! (As did a few of the voices I'm sure.) We're a terrible influence on you! Though it's really an unexpected vector you're not often warned about due to the drug being taken as a supplement to another activity and not doing much on its own.

Also, why don't you have an honest talk with Myra about your aspirations to a "hoard of romance" and how realistic that is. You don't plan on stopping having orgies any time soon, so if you're going into them you might as well take precautions.

Oh, and she's right, stop spending MP on being smol. It's not going to make the ache any smaller and it probably isn't doing wonders for your ego.

Theres no hiding it at this point, Mom should definitely know.

Wait, no! Don't leave the ice cream out! It's gonna melt! Ceri, you've got to save the ice cream from melting.....by eating it before it melts!

>>809964
>There's a reason we have those super-soft pillows, you know.
Wait.....that would mean that the pillows you're sitting on right now.....!

AAAUUUGHHH!!!!! EW EW EW EW!!!!! Leap off of the pillows! I mean, I'm sure your mom washed them after she sat on them, but still, ewwwww! DX

>You're reaaaaaallly not sure you want to tell Mom what 'bird-juice' is.
Why do I get this feeling that after we tell her what it is, she's going to ask us to get some for her?

Your mom is good at balancing heavy, unstable stacks on her tail. That says something, though I doubt you'd want to bring it up when she's threads away from using it as an attack by impulse.

Start by explaining that this was a VERY rare opportunity to have sexual encounters with sophisticated and powerful people, and contrary to all rational logic, the orgy may have increased your social standing in the long run, though in the short run if anyone with a paper-thin wafer of sexual restraints finds out about this you'll be hunted down and lynched. (And you don't need to explain that by an increase in social standing, you've gained notoriety with advanced alien civilizations). Secondly, you have been given an opportunity so profoundly amazing that the quest board glows in anticipation of this once-in-a-lifetime mission that puts heroes on the map and pornographic fanfiction on the internet.

You're going to rescue a prince. (Make sure you emphasize eye contact for sincerity)

This is your big chance to show the (universe) what a heroic figure you are! And, well, your figure. You're doing this whether or not your mom agrees. In fact, you're planning to hire everyone you can to pull this off!

At... least I admitted the truth. That must count for something, right?... right?

You know honestly with its effect... Weather or not bird juice is a drug is... Debatable...

Cry, spilling all the beans in a tearfelt heart to heart!

>>809979
>explain the romance hoard

I mean, she IS ceri's mom... And she is currently questioning Ceri about that exact subject. ...would be the best time to explain.

Also wait what non-dragons have a tilde stat

"I maaay have gotten carried away with the orgy."

>>809964
She deserves to know the truth.

>>809964
If anyone's going to be capable of giving good advice about freaky sex stuff, it's your mother.

Not that you would admit to anyone (especially yourself) under any amount of duress, but still.

"Bird juice is, uh, lube!" That's still half truth, right?

"The orgy was just a mutual curiosity thing... For science!"

Ceridwen 2017/06/26(Mon)19:18 No. 810603 ID: 395c02
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>Wait.....that would mean that the pillows you're sitting on right now.....!
The neurons that have kept you safe for so long are nowhere to be seen. As you look down at the pillows, your face twists into a shape unfit for children and pregnant mammals.
 
Mom rubs her temples. "We wash the pillows, you know."
 
"But... this means you... and now I..."
 
"Ceri, I've done things your poor naive mind hasn't even thought of. Be thankful I'm so diligent in washing everything."
 
"Aaaaaaaaaa!!!"
 
She smirks very slightly. THIS IS YOUR PUNISHMENT!!!!
 
Her smirk fades as swiftly as it came. "I'll give you an ointment you can-- don't give me that look you're in no place to start being squeamish. It'll give you some relief. But first you're going to sit there and explain what this 'bird-juice' is."

Ceridwen 2017/06/26(Mon)19:18 No. 810604 ID: 395c02
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"I-it's a kind of um... lubricant that you... rub on whatever's... goinginsideyou and then everything gets really tingly and then you kind of sort of have... an... intenseorgasm. A-and it's not a drug! ...I think? You don't really use it like one! You just sort of apply it and it feels um... nice..."

>Oh, and she's right, stop spending MP on being smol.
Being so scared you're drawn in a simpler style is a free action. It's not powered by MP, but by raw terror.

Ceridwen 2017/06/26(Mon)19:19 No. 810605 ID: 395c02
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>Wait, no! Don't leave the ice cream out! It's gonna melt! Ceri, you've got to save the ice cream from melting.....by eating it before it melts!
Your words distracted Mom, so you take this time to ensure nothing goes to waste.

Ceridwen 2017/06/26(Mon)19:19 No. 810606 ID: 395c02
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"How... intense are we talking here," Mom finally asks.
 
"it was the most intense thing i ever felt aaa why am i saying this out loud"
 
"...I see. I'll have to look into it."
 
"...."
 
"To make sure there's no horrible side-effects we have to worry about."
 
"i'm going to accept that without thinking about it"

Ceridwen 2017/06/26(Mon)19:19 No. 810607 ID: 395c02
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"As for the um... orgies... my inner dragon was affecting me a whole bunch before we double-sealed it. I-I think it makes me want to assert my dominance and um... climb the social order... with sex... It must have worked because I'm going to help them save a prince!"
 
"A prince?"
 
"I don't know if he's really a prince but everyone says he is so I might as well run with it."
 
Her expression softens ever so slightly. "I see. I can't imagine what you must be going through... but if things were that bad, couldn't you have excused yourself and 'taken care of things'? Or maybe grabbed Skif and gone to a nearby bush? Why give in and go straight to orgy?"
 
"B-because..."

Ceridwen 2017/06/26(Mon)19:19 No. 810608 ID: 395c02
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"Because even though Mr. Ilan tried to lock it away, the dragon is still part of me. I feel its wants, its desires. I... I want to have followers. I want to make a hoard. But not like a money hoard, a hoard of... um... romance."
 
"A... sex hoard? Are you some kind of sex dragon? Do they have sex dragons?"
 
"M-mom! I-it's not just-- I'm a water dragon!"
 
"Oh. That explains the aquatic form, huh. Water dragons must love to spawn."
 
"M-maybe. I dunno. We haven't ruled out the possibility that my dragon-self is being a giant troll. But more than anything I want to be surrounded by those who care for me. I also want to redeem dragons, be a good one. A kind one! With loyal sub-- friends! Do you think it's possible?"
 
"Ceri... Everything about this is so outlandish. If it were anyone else telling me this, I'd never believe them."

Ceridwen 2017/06/26(Mon)19:19 No. 810609 ID: 395c02
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"But you've always been so honest and open, I don't think you're even capable of lying to us. The spaghetti you spilled earlier is proof of that."
 
If this spaghetti thing becomes a running gag you quit.
 
She sighs. "Oh, Ceri... you were never meant to deal with any of this. E's magic was supposed to keep you safe. To let you live a quiet, peaceful life."
 
"I don't think it was ever meant to be, mom. Maybe there'd be less sex, but I'd still want to help those who are in need. It's just who I am-- who you raised me to be."
 
She smiles. "I know you'll find a balance between what your dragon wants, and what you want. You of all people will find a way to make this 'hoard of romance' work. Hell, even when I'm mad at you I can't stay mad at you. But I want you to be careful. Take precautions. Don't let anyone take advantage of your kindness. Only have sex on your terms, never anyone else's."
 
"Does this mean I can go help my friends?"
 
"I want to see what E and his 'friend' says first. Maybe things will work themselves out by then? Even so, I guess a bit of camping would be good for you."
 
"T-thanks, Mom."
 
"I just wish you had come to me first. Your father is a delicate flower, you know. Especially when it comes to his beloved daughter. Why would you ask him for money, anyway? I'm the one handling finances because your father is so bad with money-- oh that's why."
 
"Eheh..."
 
"Honest, but sneaky. You really do take after your dear old mother. Well, you're an adult now. You get to choose your own fate in life. Just please... be careful. Be safe. We're here for you."
 
"I-I will. Promise."
 
"Now, how much did you need again?"
 
 
You currently have 25 MONEYS. You'd need 200 to buy basic stuff. With more money, you could get extra things like clothing and maybe weapons?
 
Of course, you could ask for nothing and simply spend time earning the money. Or you could ask for some and do work, leading to some serious cash! The dragon in you is very excited by this prospect.
 
 
-I don't need money. You changed your mind-- you want to earn this! Your COMPASSION will increase, but more time has to be spent doing work.
-200 please! You can focus a little more on training magic or working on your stats, though you might want to do a little work to cover any extra expenses.
-400 please! You'll be able to buy anything you need, and focus entirely on training and preparing. Asking your parents to bankroll the entire trip will increase your SELF.
 
You are at the point in your life where your mind has matured and become an adult. Your COMP and SELF are now tied together, so increasing one will decrease the other.
 
Going too far in either direction could lead to undesired outcomes. Life is all about balance.

Ask for 200 MONEYS. After you were so honest about how you were feeling she might be willing to help you go on a journey of self-discovery and definitely not fighting dragons.

You probably don't need more, spending your time preparing is more important. You suggested buying clothes and weapons, but I REALLY don't think your parents are going to be okay with you buying weapons, and, let's face it, you probably won't need as many clothes for this trip as you think. You're probably going to lose them half-way through the thread anyway.

Gotta get that paper.

As in, earn it. Don't ask for any money.

Have you ever really trained with weapons? Skif would be the expert on those. Ask for 200 monies, plox, and earn yourself some extra cash by working.

All you need to do is sell your blood earn some tips ferrying people around with your portals, busy hasty or impatient people will spend generously to skip parts of their journeys. And you'll get practice at the same time!

Just make sure the bus/taxi/limo hire people don't send someone to break your knees.

>>810609
250. just a bit extra for being a little cautious about things...

>>810609
I don't need money. You have other ways of earning money! Like giving waterrides to children as an aquatic dragon - charge like, 20 monies a ride and you'll be set.

Tell her you need at least 200, but you want to work for it too because you need to balance your comp-self stats-- I mean, because you don't want to be greedy after everything they've done for you.

>>810609
200 moneys!

>>810603
>The neurons that have kept you safe for so long are nowhere to be seen.
They must've given up because of how often you use them without giving them a break!

>Be thankful I'm so diligent in washing everything.
Wait.....does that mean everywhere in the entire house?! That would also include your room! AAAAUUUUGH!!!!! You're really starting to miss those neurons! DX

>>810605
Yes, delicious ice cream. Make all the pain and mental trauma go away.....

>>810606
Ha! I called it! She wants some for herself! XD

I guess we could get some bird juice for her to make up for trying to go behind her back and get money from dad instead of her.

>>810609
>How much money?
>>810624
This is reasonable.

>>810634
>Ceri's room
No. She wouldn't.

>>810624
This is fine. Ceri, you estimated the costs but didn't factor in unplanned expenses.
Go for 250.

Get 400 for safety. Your friends have lots of tech, but minimal survival skills. Ask them about what they need.

Also, you can sell some of the stuff they found with their giant spaceship. Hopefully they didn't sabotage too many priceless artifacts.

>>810650
She might if her and her husband are drunk and not thinking straight!

>>810609
Show stats?

200 monies, gives you time to train and gives the voices time to get a taste of the job market!

>>810609
200 leaves you in a good place

200 moneys! And maybe a home cooked meal? And any leads she might have to some extra on-the-side work to earn some more monies? You are a fantastic mage, after all!

>>810625
+1

Instead of money, ask for mom's spaghetti.
Actually, you should do that either way, no matter what amount you ask for.

>>810609
Ask for what you need, 200.

400 Monies
We could use a litle less compassion and a little more self. This is perfect.
Plus you could still work some and then be able to afford a Plan B incase everything goes awry.

If we feel guilty about it we can just pay them back later.

200. It's the sensible option.

275 Monies to have a nice looking even 300.

You've been compassionate enough so far, pragmatism without excess is what you should shoot for.

My votes on 200. Or 1875, if you want a nice and even number.

>1875

Er, 175. Sorry

Ask for 200, that's how much you need. I'm not sure we'll need a lot of extra funds and we can earn that if needed. Skif has his armour and spear, you have your magic, and the others probably already have some useful kit as well.

We need moms spaghetti to survive future sexual urges.
At least survive them with dignity anyway.

Also 300-400.
For SELF sake.
Plus more time doing what we need to do without distraction.
That will be more valuable than partial parental disappointment. If any arises anyway!

>>810862
She should totally ask for 1875 first as a joke

>>810609
200 monies. No sense in not asking for anything after going through all this to get money.
It would be sensible to work for any extra money though, so we aren't taking advantage of mom or giving in to the dragon too much.

We've got way too much COMP as it is. Ask for 400 monies.

Ceridwen 2017/06/29(Thu)00:01 No. 811132 ID: 395c02
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"I need about 200 moneys to get the things I need... I think," you say.

"Well, here's 250, in case there's any unforeseen expenses, or in case you see something you like."

"Oh man! Thanks so much! But aren't you still kinda mad at me? Why...?"

"Heh... I guess I just can't help seeing myself in you. To be honest, I was mostly mad that you broke your father. I'd be a big fat hypocrite if I got too mad about the other stuff."

Or she satisfied her rage by punishing you with horrible mental images.

>Wait.....does that mean everywhere in the entire house?! That would also include your room! AAAAUUUUGH!!!!
LIKE THIS ONE.

You refuse to ask her, but you're sure they've never done things in your room. Dad would definitely have objected even if Mom wanted to!

TIME TO THINK ABOUT OTHER THINGS.

Ceridwen 2017/06/29(Thu)00:02 No. 811133 ID: 395c02
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You add the money to your brand new INVENTORY SCREEN!

With this screen, you can keep better track of what you're holding and wearing. Such a novel concept!

How many items you can hold depends on what your pocket/purse/backpack situation is.

Your carry weight is based on your normal form's VIGOR, meaning it's little more than a polite suggestion in light of your POLYMORPHISM. You'd need to constantly spend MP to go over, but you have so much MP guys seriously.

You have a special slot for your DRAGON INVENTORY. You try not to think too hard about how it works, but it's fantastic for hiding something. You don't even need pockets!

Your scales provide you with natural ARMO(u)R, more than normal for reptilians. Maybe Euia fortified your mortal form because of the dangers you could face, or maybe your inner dragon was able to gift you with a fraction of its essence-- the one good thing to come from all of this. Either way, you've spent your life not having to deal with very many cuts and scrapes, and you have more defense naked than many do armored. There's a reason you've never been worried about your mediocre HP stat! Wearing additional armo(u)r would increase your protection, should the need arise.

Ceridwen 2017/06/29(Thu)00:02 No. 811134 ID: 395c02
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You also have a MAGIC SCREEN! This lets you keep track of the combination spells you're able to cast! As your skills increase, the spells become more powerful and require less MP, much like the raw magic you've been using up to this point.

How powerful they become is also limited by the strength of your raw magic, which you decided to move to this screen for convenience. Without a D-BURST, you're unable to use FIRE, COLD, or ELECTRONIC magic. For obvious reasons, this also locks off CHARGED POLYMORPH until you unleash your inner D.

Ceridwen 2017/06/29(Thu)00:02 No. 811135 ID: 395c02
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Your STATUS SCREEN has been adjusted. You are now keeping track of your LUST, which affects how quickly your TILDE rises.

Despite being infertile, your body is rather insistent that you fertilize and then lay an egg, and as such your LUST rises and falls as part of your normal cycle. You're due to lay an egg soon, so it's currently at its regular peak. You have no direct way of controlling LUST, but polymorphing in certain ways can allow you to ignore or embrace it temporarily.

You can now keep better track of your TILDE, modified by Euia's magic. Your TILDE is gated, meaning there's a limit to how "turned on" you can become. If you turn off the gate, your APPEAL stat will increase based on how far past the 'gate' your TILDE is. APPEAL lets you "think/feel" sexy, giving you increased insight into the desires of others and making them more likely to find you appealing.

To see any of the stat screens, you only need to boldly ask to see the STATUS SCREEN, INVENTORY SCREEN, or MAGIC SCREEN. You can do this regardless of what else is going on.

Ceridwen 2017/06/29(Thu)00:02 No. 811136 ID: 395c02
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You mother hands you a tube. "Use this so you aren't glued to that chair all day," she says.

Euuuggghhh.

"Just use it, sweety. If you're this squeamish you shouldn't have put things there in the first place."

Eeeeuuuuggghhhhhhh.

You timidly thank her, then hop down and begin to hobble to the bathroom. You're surprised at how well things went. Your mother could overcome the most ruthless of dragons with little more than a stern look, but at the end of the day she's always been a reasonable person who'd never let anger cloud her judgment.

Mom clears her throat. "Oh, one last thing, Ceri."

That tone...

"While you were napping, Skif's father came over to pick up his son."

Ceridwen 2017/06/29(Thu)00:02 No. 811137 ID: 395c02
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You recognize that tone!

"Out of nowhere, he mentioned the six of us having dinner together! That sounds delightful, doesn't it?"

"Y-yes! Delightful! That's the word I'd use!"

"And then I started thinking, why not make it a cookout? It's been a while since we grilled anything."

"Er, yes... grilling is good..."

"It is! And the lovely thing about cookouts is how easily they can be expanded to accommodate extra guests! This would be an excellent opportunity to invite your new friends; We'd love to get a chance to meet them."

"Um... like... with Skif's parents there?"

"Why not? It'll be a party! Invite the whole gang! Really! I insist."

ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT ALERT

-Come up with an excuse to cancel! You got through to Skif's father a little bit, but his mother's a whole other story! And throwing your new alien friends into the mix!? THIS IS A RECIPE FOR DISASTER.
-Find a reason to invite only one group! You can try to stop her from inviting Skif's parents, or stop her from inviting your friends.
-Agree to her idea. Then you can either accept your fate, or spend some time training your friends to be perfectly normal not-aliens that won't say anything worrying while Skif's parents are there.

>>811137
>stop her from inviting your friends.
Um, yeah, your alien friends probably don't want to be seen by the general public because they're in hiding. Also you think one of them will have a hard time keeping her tilde restrained, even if she can pass for a non-alien somehow. She'll probably hit on literally everyone there.

...what about the KINK STAT SCREEN?

stop her from inviting your friends. I mean, I'd like them to come, but this dinner is to help bury the hatchet on some personal things.

>>811137
Find a reason to invite only one group.
Let's have mercy on poor little Slinko. We can have the cookout with your new friends, and save the meal with Skif's parents for a spaghetti dinner.
Also, invite Daatra.

>>811137
Agree to her idea.

BOLDY GO to Kink Stat Screen

Stop her from inviting your friends. They'll be out of town that day! And every day technically, because they live outside town!

>You refuse to ask her, but you're sure they've never done things in your room. Dad would definitely have objected even if Mom wanted to!

Remember, it wasn't always your room! It could have been a hardcore sex dungeon before you arrived, they could have had more sex there than in the rest of the house combined!

Also, let her invite EVERYONE! She and Siphon would get along perfectly <3

This get-together was meant to be important, right? I don't think you need to make an excuse; you just wanted to be together as an eventual-family.

Adding your friends would make it weird.

>>811137
Agree to her idea.
Buuut you should do the friendship ritual first, so you don't have to trust his family. They have issues.

>>811149
>Also, invite Daatra.
I don't think that's a good idea. That would just be a painful reminder that her boyfriend isn't here right now.

>>811155
>Remember, it wasn't always your room! It could have been a hardcore sex dungeon before you arrived, they could have had more sex there than in the rest of the house combined!
That's true. Also, Ceri is really starting to miss those protective neurons right about now! XD

>>811173
This is a good reason to stop her from inviting your friends!

>>811177
We're waiting for Euia and his friend to come back and supervise before we try that, just in case something goes wrong!

Stop her from inviting the friends.

However, do so openly:

"For reasons that are personal to them, and it is not my place to disclose them, it is a very bad idea to invite them to this meeting."

>>811189
THIS. THIS THIS THIS.
Honestly probably better than anything i could come up with for this.

Agree to the idea. I feel like your parents would be much less worried about you going on an adventure if they met the people you were adventuring with.

Stop her from inviting your friends.

You can tell her about them somewhat truthfully at least however.

One is huge and could probably eat over a thousand dollars worth of food easily, One can be sort of insufferable at times and woluld probably decline anyway, and the last...
...
Pretty sure the last is some sort or eccentric nudeist.

I don't think you'll get away with canceling outright, BUT if you explain your troubles and worries with Skif's parents (speaking vaguely about their "traditional values", perhaps), and that you have strong reason to suspect that this meeting is going to be about your and Skif's relationship, you can make an argument that you'd like to be able to focus your attention on making a good impression on Skif's father and especially mother, thereby giving a reason to invite only one group. Probably Skif's parents, since they're the ones who instigated this and it would be rude to refuse!

Also, as much as you don't want to, you're going to have to explain your current need for submission to your mother, because you're probably going to have to play it up a bit in front of Skif's parents and your mother, having been so proud of you being "just like her", might take it the wrong way.

Agree to her idea.

However, besides grilling, ask that she prepares some side dishes such as spaghetti.

>>811137
you always knew you could never outsmart your mom... Agree to invite your friends to the cookout if it happens at the Lake. we don't want a fully grown amtsvane popping up in the middle of the town.
Open Kink/fetish screen

>>811137
Go along with it.
The more you try to hide your friends, the less accepting your family will be of your hanging out with them.

inb4yourmombangs1

>>811137
Tell your mother that she can embarrass you all she wants, but you'd really like to avoid embarrassing Skif. You don't know how much his parents are likely to avoid making a scene, yet, since you've only talked to his father and not his mother. And on the off chance things go badly for this group dinner, let's just have Skif and his parents, and you and your parents there.

Agree, because your parents are going to meet these friends eventually and you might as well do it on your terms with everything rehearsed. If you make excuses they might get curious and investigate. Especially after you went and mentioned an orgy.

>>811182
> I don't think that's a good idea. That would just be a painful reminder that her boyfriend isn't here right now.

Wasn't her boyfriend planning to show up soon, less than a week from now? (A week from a while ago?)

Ceridwen 2017/07/01(Sat)14:58 No. 811695 ID: 395c02
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>...what about the KINK STAT SCREEN?
>BOLDY GO to Kink Stat Screen
>Open Kink/fetish screen
WHAT NO IT'S NOT FINISHED YET
 
T-this is just a concept! I-it might not be entirely accurate! You thought you had more time to work on it! You were busy with the more important screens! Is this even necessary!?
 
d-don't read it all okay it's kind of embarrassing

Ceridwen 2017/07/01(Sat)14:58 No. 811696 ID: 395c02
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>Remember, it wasn't always your room! It could have been a hardcore sex dungeon before you arrived, they could have had more sex there than in the rest of the house combined!
<---
 
>That's true. Also, Ceri is really starting to miss those protective neurons right about now! XD
They're back.

Ceridwen 2017/07/01(Sat)14:58 No. 811697 ID: 395c02
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"I-I don't think inviting them to the cookout would be a good idea," you say.
 
"Ooooh? And why not?"
 
AUGH STAY STRONG CERI. "B-b-because the cookout with Skif and his parents is about the potential joining of our families! A-adding my friends would just make it weird. A-also for reasons personal to them that I've no right to disclose it'd be a bad idea for everyone involved."
 
You've never felt more submissive in your life. How can anyone live like this??
 
She looks at you, seemingly mulling over your words in her head.
 
The silence lasts for multiple eternities.

Ceridwen 2017/07/01(Sat)14:59 No. 811698 ID: 395c02
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"I suppooooseee you have a point," she says. "Very well. Your kind and loving mother will show mercy to her dear sweet child."
 
You thank all the gods that exist and some that don't. "T-thanks, mom."
 
"Still, I'd like to meet them. Maybe we could save the cookout for next week and have dinner with them this week. For some reason I really want to make spaghetti."
 
"M-maybe... um... if we did it at the lake... also i have to be submissive for my seal so i might act weird"

"That's a weird thing for a seal to require. Maybe I should give Skif pointers on being dominant, then?"

"oh my god no he's fine he'll be fine"

"Does Dad need to give you some pointers as well~?"

"i'm dying"

"Heehee. Okay, now I'll show you mercy."

"pls"

"So! The lake, huh? How about we make it a nice picnic? Spaghetti is kind of a weird choice for picnics but I will make it work. How about four days from now? That'll give me time to make sure it's very special~"
 
"T-that sounds fine and not ominous at all."
 
"Heehee... we'll push the cookout until the 6th day of next week. It'll be a good way to celebrate Dragon's Day!"

Ceridwen 2017/07/01(Sat)14:59 No. 811699 ID: 395c02
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Ah yes, Dragon's Day. A day for somber remembrance of what was lost when the dragons sealed themselves away. It was meant to be an eternal reminder of what the mortals lost, but it stopped being practiced centuries ago.
 
When you told your parents about it last year, they decided to throw a party. They decorated the house with dragon-themed memorabilia and insisted you eat the meal they prepared while in dragon form. Maybe they didn't understand the meaning behind the day, but it was a lot of fun anyway.
 
It's ironic that Mom wants to include a family of Dragon-Riders this time, but you now have a unique opportunity to give the day new meaning. It'd be the perfect time to do the DRAGON FRIENDSHIP RITUAL with Skif, solidifying his place as your Dragon-Knight.
 
With that in mind, you should do your best to prepare for D-Day.

Ceridwen 2017/07/01(Sat)14:59 No. 811700 ID: 395c02
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Today, marked with a CERI MAGNET, is the 1st day of the 3rd week of the summer season, usually written as 3-1. The picnic with your friends would be on the 4th day (3-4). Zesmirl is visiting on the 2nd day of the 4th week (4-2), and the cookout is now on the 6th day (4-6). You've gone ahead and marked 4-7 as the day Mr. Ilan returns, but that's just a rough estimate.
 
you're still adjusting to calling him euia
 
Daatra is busy tomorrow, since she's going to be spending the day with her dad for his birthday. Skif shouldn't be busy this week, and you doubt your alien friends have any plans.
 
You should try to remember to lay your egg soon. You have some control over when and where you do so, but the more you put it off the more overwhelming the desire to lay becomes.
 
 
That should be everything. Time to decide what you're going to be doing today while applying this butt-goop for some much-needed relief. You'll keep things simple for today, since you're still recovering from yesterday.
 
You've divided your energy into 20 units because all the cool kids use numbers. Activities will take up both time and energy. Accounting for sleeping and eating, you should have time for three activities most days. Try not to overwork yourself, or you'll get more and more stressed!
 
 
==--Day 3-1: Morning--==
 
You're frazzled by what happened with Mom and Dad, but are otherwise ready to take on the world!
 
You can only give vague estimates about how much energy each activity requires, as future choices and events may affect how tiring something ends up being.
 
What will you spend the morning doing?
 
-Visiting friends/hoard members! You need to prepare them for your mom's dastardly plans! (ENERGY-)
-Heading to the SHOPS! Even if you don't intend to buy everything today, it'd be nice to know exactly what you'd need. (ENERGY--)
-Seeking out temp work! The more cash you have, the easier this'll be! (ENERGY---)
-Training! Saving Prince Chei will require you to be at your peak! (ENERGY----)
 
 
You should also decide on the following:
 
If visiting friends: Do you visit Skif, Daatra, or your alien buddies?
If training: Do you train STATS, RAW MAGIC, or COMBINATION SPELLS? More information to follow whenever this wins.
 
(Please choose 1 ACTIVITY. You can vote on who to visit or what to train even if you didn't choose either of their related activities. As usual, please BOLD your choices!)

>>811700
Visit Daatra.
If training wins, train Stats.

Visit Skif, then alien buddies and train stats for your first day.

Skif and the others should know what is happening so you can all be prepared. Then we should train some stats since I feel like it's been neglected and training combos so close together might be too taxing.

So many things to do, but we have plenty of time.

>>811700
>You should try to remember to lay your egg soon. You have some control over when and where you do so, but the more you put it off the more overwhelming the desire to lay becomes.
Then let's lay your egg now so that you won't have to worry about it later!

Visit friends! And we should go hang out with Daatra because we've been hanging out with Skif and our alien friends all the time lately! If we neglect hanging with Daatra, then we'll end up drifting apart from her and then we'll just stop seeing her anymore! Gotta keep those friendships strong!

>Friendship ritual before Euia returns.
Woah, hold on a minute! I know it would be nice to do that on D-Day, but Euia specifically said that he wanted to supervise the ritual to make sure nothing bad happens! Are you sure that you don't want to wait for him to come back first?

Although, you said it's an estimate on when he gets back, so you might get lucky and he shows up a day early!

>>811748
> Woah, hold on a minute! I know it would be nice to do that on D-Day, but Euia specifically said that he wanted to supervise the ritual to make sure nothing bad happens! Are you sure that you don't want to wait for him to come back first?

> Although, you said it's an estimate on when he gets back, so you might get lucky and he shows up a day early!

This.

Visit Skif, have some one-on-one time, maybe take the time to meet his mother.

Also, this evening, get your egg laid.

-Seeking out temp work! Get it while it's there! This leaves you with the rest of the week to do fun stuff and knowing your budget in advance. 1-Days are the worst, might as well get the crud over with now.

>>811700
VISIT DATASS er Daatra

>>811700
m-maybe you should have Skif discuss domination with Ceri-Mom. She does have lots of experience and it is important to learn things safely and other things you don't even have to be there for the conversation just throw Skif at her and say learn.
you should spend the morning and afternoon on a window browsing spree with Daatra. SHOPPING SPREE GIRL!

>>811700
VISIT AYY LMAOS

>>811695
Outissa should have a separate page on the kinks window, because of all the sub-kinks that go with it, such as "Outissa's fluff", "Outissa's scarf", "Outissa's tongue" etc.

Also, it's Daatra time!

>>811133
Wow your head is empty, huh? Real nice, inventory screen.

>>811134
Why is death portal an option. Do you really wanna start killing people with portals?

>what do
Visit Daatra. You haven't seen her for a while and you need to see her if you're ever going to add her to romance hoard completely by accident and not planned at all.

Train Combination Spells!

Start off by looking for a job, the wait list can be murder. Then train for the rest of the day.

And I just got Persona 5 too, this is amazing

Seek out a job, you'll never know when you need to suddenly money a situation.

Daatra or Stats otherwise.

Ceridwen 2017/07/03(Mon)07:31 No. 812207 ID: 395c02
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>Woah, hold on a minute! I know it would be nice to do that on D-Day, but Euia specifically said that he wanted to supervise the ritual to make sure nothing bad happens! Are you sure that you don't want to wait for him to come back first?
Aww, but it'd be so ~ROMANTIC~! Both families are there! It's on D-Day! Doing the 'responsible' thing would squander all that perfection for something mundane! All because of a few possible risks to... everything...
 
....
 
Man, is this what it's like being an adult? You're so disappointed right now.
 
You don't like it, but you'll wait for Euia... you guess...
 
>Although, you said it's an estimate on when he gets back, so you might get lucky and he shows up a day early!
THAT WOULD BE THE BEST THING EVER. Everything would be so perfect and amazing and aaaaaaaa
 
>Then let's lay your egg now so that you won't have to worry about it later!
Laying an egg always makes you a little tired, so you prefer doing it later in the day.
 
>m-maybe you should have Skif discuss domination with Ceri-Mom.
NO--
 
wait overreactions are what make things like this happen
 
Ahem. You can teach Skif yourself, thanks.

Ceridwen 2017/07/03(Mon)07:31 No. 812208 ID: 395c02
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Your derriere in less dire straits, you head out to visit Daatra! You haven't been seeing her as often lately, and you'd hate to start drifting apart.
 
It takes a bit to get there, since she lives about two kilometers away. The calm walk soothes your nerves.

Ceridwen 2017/07/03(Mon)07:32 No. 812209 ID: 395c02
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"Oh! Ceriberry! W-what's up?"
 
"Hi, Daatra! Want to hang out?"
 
"Er... This isn't actually the best time. I'm kind of busy with... stuff."

Ceridwen 2017/07/03(Mon)07:32 No. 812210 ID: 395c02
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"What, you laying an egg in there or something?"

Ceridwen 2017/07/03(Mon)07:32 No. 812211 ID: 395c02
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....
 
 
You've suddenly remembered that you and Daatra have very similar egg cycles. It's actually kind of adorable that this is the one thing she's shy about. She really shouldn't be-- all female lizards have to do it! You have to do it and you're not even fertile! Even your mom-- no nevermind.
 
 
-Better leave her to it, then. You'll try again another day. If she's busy, you kind of want to go shopping, or maybe visit Skif.
-Offer to come back in an hour. Maybe you'll spend the time finishing your KINKS SCREEN. No, wait. something that isn't that.
-Two birds, one stone. Wait-- what are you thinking!? She's just a friend! It'd be weird! ...wouldn't it...? You'd have to be careful about how you offer to do this with Daatra.
 
If leaving Daatra for the day, do you visit Skif, or go shopping?

-Offer to come back in an hour. You just remembered you had classifieds to read!

>>812211
Oh no Ceridwen your ~ must be going off the charts this is literally on your fetish list! funnel some of your overflowing ~ into appeal. "Well I can't leave my best friend in her time of need! Move aside it is time to get eggy~"

Might as well offer to help. That will keep the two of you from drifting apart.

Tell her that you've always wanted to do it with her because it's one of those things that just feels so much better when done with friends!

Better leave her to it, then. I guess, if egg laying tires you out then it probably tires her out as well, so even if you came back later she might not be up for shopping or hanging out. Visit Skif instead.

>>812211
Leave her to it, no point being weird and you can totally get some shopping done (plus window shopping for things outside your current price range)

>-Two birds, one stone.

Offer to come back in an hour.

This is not on your kink list!

We are HANGING OUT.
...A little later at least.

>>812211
You're both grown women. There's nothing embarrassing about going through the cycle. You might as well kill two birds with one stone.

Two birds, one stone

>>812211
Give her an our, and finish your KINK screen because that's useful. Once we have the screen we can start figuring out how to ADD OR REMOVE KINKS. You could add SUBMISSIVE so you'd enjoy it more.

>>812211
Offer to come back in an hour.

>>812213
Also CERIDWEN POLYMORPH into SHORT STACK DRAGON.

Come back in an hour or so!

Two birds with one stone, and if you're both too tired for hanging out somewhere afterwards, there's always cuddling~

It'd probably be a good idea to offer to come back in an hour. Depending on how far away the shopping center is, you could use that time to do some window shopping and figure out what you want to purchase and where.
Besides, joining Daatra in her egg-laying might get... weird?

Offer to come back in an hour. I'm not a reptile myself but I'm pretty sure offering to lay eggs together is a little weird.

Changing vote from "Better leave her to it, then." to "Offer to come back in an hour." Mainly concerned about the laying eggs together thing, since that's kinda weird? She's just a platonic friend.

>>812211
Two birds, one egg

"It's natural, nothing to be ashamed of! And... you're my best friend!

alsoineedtolaytooanditsalongwayhomepleasehelpimabouttoburst."

>>812258
It isn't?

>>811695
It's right there under "Ladies laying eggs."

Two birds, one stone!

go shopping
I want to see egg on egg action with the hot lizard female but I don't think she'll appreciate that much intimacy.
You should still make a proposal tho~~ (two bossy lizard speeps one infertile egg)

Lay them eggs! Compare sizes!

You know, if you wanted this to get really kinky...

Quick, Ceridwen, Somehow convince her to hold her egg for her Boyfreind!
That way, when her significant other comes back to visit, she can cry out for him to fertilize her!
I mean, it won't actually fertilize anything giving the circumstances, but it would be highly sexy.
That might strengthen those bonds between them.

Think of how Romantic that would be Ceri~

Plus think about doing something that hot with Skif.
It would be very submissive of you too~

This looks like a good time to try out your APPEAL skill, while at the same time helping your friend work out her embarrassment over the matter. Two birds woth one stone, or two stones as the case may be. This is literally on your fetish list next to a "u///u" and below being the fem who doms so I bet you can get that tilde bar through the roof if you think about it a little...

Guys, if you want Ceri to try and suggest this, we need a line that somehow makes her ok with this. Personally, I'd go for >>812480 but it's like the only one and I can see how this would make Ceri look weird. We don't wanna be weird, right?

Just, think on it, and come back in an hour if we can't think of anything.

>>812648
ALSO: Maybe use of our Appeal can make something like this work? Honestly, is Daatra even up for this with a girl? Decisions decisions.

>>812627
>>812649
Daatra hasn't given up on her boyfriend yet, guys. This is just tasteless.

>>812651
Agreed.

>>812211
Offer to come back in an hour.

>>812651
good point

two 🐦🐦 one stone

Hey crazy idea here, maybe Daatra has someone over and they were in the middle of something?

Ceridwen 2017/07/05(Wed)16:28 No. 813134 ID: 395c02
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>You should still make a proposal tho~~
"M--"
 
....
 
Even if it's something you're kinda into, thinking about Daatra that way just feels... weird. Your TILDE is low, and your inner dragon is safely sealed. You find yourself unable to give into carnal desires without worrying about hurting your friendship. This must also be what being an adult is like.
 
But she really shouldn't feel embarrassed about this. Maybe you'll just talk to her about it for a bit? It doesn't have to be weird. You won't let it be weird!

Ceridwen 2017/07/05(Wed)16:28 No. 813136 ID: 395c02
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"I kinda called it, huh?" you say.
 
"I… well... m-maybe..."
 
Okay she's actually being timid this is already weird. NEW GOAL: MINIMIZE HOW WEIRD THIS IS.
 
You offer a kind smile. "Girl, we've known each other for years now. There's nothing embarrassing about having to lay eggs from time to time. I'm due myself."
 
"And you still came over here? How are you not dying?"
 
"I can put it off for a while. Can... can you not?"
 
"I might be struggling a bit right now."
 
>Quick, Ceridwen, Somehow convince her to hold her egg for her Boyfreind!
Apparently she can't actually do that!? Weird that she answered the door like this, unless...
 
"Are you home alone?" you ask.
 
She gasps as a flash of pain washes over her face. "Sss-- Of course I am. Dad's at work right now. So if you don't mind..."
 
"Geez, you don't look great. Is this actually hard on you?"
 
"Yes... Kinda..."
 
"Do you want me to help you out?"

Ceridwen 2017/07/05(Wed)16:28 No. 813137 ID: 395c02
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"Hssss!!! W-why would you even... wait. You're getting me back for yesterday! I thought you had more honor than this!"
 
"What-- no! I'm being sincere right now!"
 
"You actually want to see me lay an egg? You have an egg fetish or something?"
 
GAH EVEN IN THIS STATE SHE STILL HAS HER A-GAME CAN SHE SEE YOUR STATS OR SOMETHING!?
 
"I-It's not like that! We shouldn't be ashamed of our bodies nor should we feel shame about needing to lay eggs!"
 
"You know I don't like females the way you do! Your inexplicable tits have no power over me!"
 
"OH MY GOD IT'S mostly NOTHING SEXUAL"
 
"Hsshss! Attacking-- urgh... me while I'm weak..."
 
"Oh my god this isn't the time for our weird embarrassment contest! We're friends, dummy! I want to be there for you!"

Ceridwen 2017/07/05(Wed)16:29 No. 813138 ID: 395c02
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"Sss... I can't... I can't think straight. Do... what you want... but if you... get off to this... I'm so telling Skif..."
 
 
Seeing her so vulnerable triggers a feeling deep down inside you. The desire to enthrall her, to dominate someone so strong and make them subservient to you. But your inner dragon can't control you anymore. You're in charge of your own destiny.

Daatra is your friend, first and foremost.
 
 
-Be there for her.
-Leave her to her privacy. You will return in an hour.
 
 
If you choose to be there for her:
 
-Help her lay her egg. Show her she doesn't need to feel embarrassed.
-Lay your egg with her. Seeing you go through the same motions may help show her how natural and normal it is.

>>813138
Be there for her, and help her with her egg. M-maybe get your own done after.

-Leave her to her privacy. You will return in an hour. You should feel bad for teasing her that far, and thankful that she can shrug it off as 'teasing.' Not everyone is a draconic nymphomaniac like you, Ceri. Respect their significantly tamer feelings.
And- the desire to enthrall your friend?! What the fuck Ceri. Intrusive thought. Let it pass.

Leave her to her privacy. Just because something is natural and normal doesn't mean you want people to see it! Snoring and drooling in your sleep is natural and normal, would you want someone there watching you?

If you do help her, just do it by making a cup of tea or something for her, don't actually stand there and watch or anything like that.

Oh gee this is awkward! Are you actually able to do anything that'd help her?

If so, go ahead and prove that you are a totally platonic helpful friend!

If not, uuuh... Well it'd be pretty awkward to leave now after all of that... If only we had bird juice with us

Lay eggs. Make breakfast out of each others' eggs.

Be there for her, and help her lay. You CAN do those things, successfully, in a genuinely helpful way, yes?

Leave her to her privacy, coming over and checking up on her well being is still being a good friend.

You will HANG OUT LATER EITHER WAY.

>>813138
Just chill with her while she does her thing. There's no need to get hands-on, but you can lay your own egg as she does rather than do it first.

I was against this before, but if she's actually this nervous about something usually normal, maybe you really do need to be there for her! Don't perv on her or anything though, and you don't even have to be in the same room if you don't want. Just try to figure out what she's so caught up on. If she does end up staying with her boyfriend and they start living together, she can't be hiding alone every time this happens!

-Be there for her.
-Lay your egg with her

>>813138
Ugh, well, since it looks like the vote are saying we're going in, then I guess we're going in.

But! Ceri is only going in to help and that's it!

Leave her to her privacy. Seriously, if you go in there you know your egg kink is somehow gonna pop out and weird up your relationship with her. Your brain-to-mouth filters are, shall we say, less than reliable, after all. Case in point, what happened with your father this morning. So go cool your heels in the apartment pool for a hour and relax a bit.

I say leave but if the votes say stay then
-Help her lay her egg.And do everything in you power to avoid it becoming weird.

>Your inexplicable tits have no power over me!
So she's been looking at your boobs huh. Is that jealousy or just desire?

>Do... what you want...
If she really didn't want you here, then she would've just closed the door. Which means.. she totally wants you to come in.

Be there for her. Lay your egg with her.
I think that the best way to show her respect and to make it feel natural and not embarrassing is for you to do the same thing. Show that you and her stand on equal terms.

She sounds more upset than embarrassed at the prospect. She is giving up the argument out of frustration rather than because she is convinced. I'd suggest not pushing it if she really doesn't want to. Give her the space.

Be there for her. Make it as platonic and non-weird as possible.

Engage Protective Neurons

Whether you go in or decide to give her the space, it will still protect you from:

A. Your filters are off today Ceri.
B. Thoughts to enthrall your friends.
C. Thoughts of seeing Daatra lay an egg.
D. Making this as awkward and weird as possible.

Double friend super egg lay fun time engage

just don't take advantage of your friend

>>813138
Stay with her.
Both lay.

She's uncomfortable, and staying is going to be weird. Don't make it weird.

>>813138
I'd say stay with her because it would feel incredibly awkward to just back out now after having proposed this, and it would make it all look like it was just a cruel joke.
just help her lay her egg though. Laying in front of her just seems like it would make her all the more self-conscious and awkward about it instead of the desired effect.

Stay and lay

>>813138
Stay with her, but stay one room (or door) away, and you can talk to each other.

>>813138

Leave her to her privacy, she`s clearly not too happy with the idea of having you around during this. It was worth a shot to offer, but we don't wanna push things (no pun intended)

Leave her to her privacy, seriously, it's a personal thing, give her some space.

Stay with her in another room unless Daatra asks Ceri otherwise.

Help her lay.

Give her space, be there to help, but show confidence.
Regretting this is only going to make it worse.

Also, she might just be emotionally strained, and that stress could be affecting her enough mentally that she's having troubles with mundane activities.

Plus, um, Tell us your experience laying eggs.
I know your completely different species, but it would help in giving you advice if we knew a little about it. As of right now, I could just assume it's extremely pleasing.
It's probably not exactly that.

Ceridwen 2017/07/10(Mon)13:09 No. 814581 ID: 395c02
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Daatra situates herself on her egg-laying mat as you prepare a warm cloth for her. You take this time to collect your thoughts.

>So she's been looking at your boobs huh. Is that jealousy or just desire?
It's jealousy. She has kind of a thing for mammals, who generally enjoy the extra curves. You're not judging of course, since you can't stop yourself from buying 'Get Buff and Tuff With Strangely Erotic Pictures of Gym Equipment' magazines. Why do they even call it that??

You've shown her that there's tons of mammals who are all about "Dem Hips", but you think a small part of her is still envious of how easily you turn heads.

>Not everyone is a draconic nymphomaniac like you, Ceri. Respect their significantly tamer feelings.
Y-you're probably not a nymphomaniac! You're just open about your sexuality! And could barely control yourself a couple times! People who make jokes about males being hornier than females have never seen a reptilian near the end of her egg cycle. And that's before your inner dragon made it worse!

>And- the desire to enthrall your friend?! What the fuck Ceri. Intrusive thought. Let it pass.
Right, just one of many thoughts people have that they choose not to act on. even if you're in this egg situation because you're literally acting on a random thought but nevermind that

>Seriously, if you go in there you know your egg kink is somehow gonna pop out and weird up your relationship with her. Your brain-to-mouth filters are, shall we say, less than reliable, after all.
Y-your filters are fine!! You just can't handle lying or withholding information from your parents!

>Engage Protective Neurons
You don't have control over your PROTECTIVE NEURONS. They'll either save you or they won't!

>Thoughts of seeing Daatra lay an egg.
Your TILDE is low and you are filled with DETER-- THE FEELING OF NOT GIVING UP. Those thoughts shall not penetrate your defenses!!!

....

Stop penetrating your defenses, thoughts!!

Maybe you shouldn't be here... but she really does need to get over this shyness. What if Zesmirl mistakes her privacy for a lack of trust? This could put a strain on their relationship!

You have to help her, but only as a platonic friend, goddamn it!

"I can't believe you want ...huff... to do this," Daatra says, her voice growing increasingly strained. "I promise you it's ...urgh... not as sexy as you think..."

"I'm not here to see something sexy. I'm here to help my friend."

"I bet. You're... going to be rubbing yourself... the whole time..."

"N-..."

Ceridwen 2017/07/10(Mon)13:09 No. 814582 ID: 395c02
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"...Of course not, silly," you say.

"Then I don't know why ...hngh... you'd even want to be here."

"You know why."

"...."

"I began to lay pretty young, younger than is normal for my mom's species. Because of that, she hadn't yet told me what was coming. So when it started happening, I had no idea what was going on. I was confused. Scared. I remember running to her with tears in my eyes."

"...Why are you telling me this..."

"She hugged me and told me not to be afraid. That it was normal, and even she has to go through it. It was some truly lucky timing that she was also due to lay, so she took me to her mat and went through it with me, mother and daughter. She taught me what to do, and comforted me along the way. I wasn't scared anymore after that."

"Yeah, well, my mother was ...nnfh... too busy fucking other guys... to do something so sickeningly sweet..."

"Mmm... your dad probably didn't know how to handle it, either. Maybe that's why you feel ashamed of it."

"SSssrrhh... This isn't... the time... for this shit..."

"Any other time and you'd probably punch me," you say with a half smile.

"You'd just... dodge again..."

Ceridwen 2017/07/10(Mon)13:10 No. 814585 ID: 395c02
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Having given Daatra the towel, you head towards the next room. "I'm going to give you some privacy, but I want you to know you don't have to do this alone anymore. I'm here for you, okay? Just call for me if you need anything."

"...."

Part of you wants to lay alongside her, to give her that moment your mother gave you. But you're not Daatra's mother. You'd only make it weird. You'd make her even more reluctant to be open about this. Maybe it's for the best that you don't push her too hard too quickly.

"...Wait."

"Hmm?"

Her voice audibly shakes. "D... don't go."

It’s the most vulnerable you've ever heard Daatra sound.

"Okay," you say, "I won't."

You get behind her, ready to support her, but find your normal form insufficient. You switch to your dragon form to better support her as she arches back.

"Still... obsessed with... dragons... I see..."

Maybe one day you'll tell her the reason behind your dragon obsession...

Ceridwen 2017/07/10(Mon)13:11 No. 814586 ID: 395c02
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You begin to massage her abdomen, hoping it provides her the same relief it gives you. She looks to object, but does not. You calm her muscles as they contract and spasm, initiating a process that can no longer be stopped.

"I can't... hold..."

"Shh. Just let it go. I've got you."

Ceridwen 2017/07/10(Mon)13:11 No. 814587 ID: 395c02
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You close your eyes as her body tenses up. It's best if you don't get a good look at what's going on down there, even if you really kind of want to...

...No, it's fine. You're not here for that, anyway. You push those thoughts away and stroke Daatra softly. "See? No big deal," you say.

Ceridwen 2017/07/10(Mon)13:11 No. 814588 ID: 395c02
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She rests against you and pants heavily, her task finally complete. You hold her in silence for several moments.

....

"Why...?" she asks weakly. "I always... give you such a hard time..."


What do you say?

...You kind of wonder if you should offer to cook the egg into a meal or let her handle the egg herself. Most reptilians eat them raw or prepare 'mommy meals', but Daatra's kind of a unique case.

Because you're friends. Let her handle it herself.

>>814588

"Because you're my friend and I love you! N-not like that, but in a friendly way, I mean. Not that there's anything wrong with that! You can totally be into girls if you want! I am sometimes BUT ANYWAY, someone need to be here for you, you know? Now, what do you wanna do with that egg?"