Sir Double-Faggot!!EuZJL3Mwtj 2009/11/19(Thu)10:19 No. 79105 ID: 5b76f8
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But this is quite insulting.

Sir Double-Faggot!!EuZJL3Mwtj 2009/11/19(Thu)10:21 No. 79106 ID: 5b76f8
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...You mean, really! Just a few little drinks! And they even managed to break some bottles which now can't be recycled responsibly!

Fucking weaklings. It's their fault you're looting them. Now.

Clearly their genepool needs more dorf.

Sir Double-Faggot!!EuZJL3Mwtj 2009/11/19(Thu)10:41 No. 79115 ID: 5b76f8
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>>now looting
Well, it...

...Er...

Uh...

...You do not think you know what you are doing.

Why are you holding flowers now?

If this is a pun, I don't get it.

Check the campsite for some fun stuff to do. We don't even know what's around.

>>79115
Is that lavender? Joan your tits seem to be growing.

Come on, we all like tits here but yours are just getting ridiculous, Joan.

Ignore the naysayers.

>>79121
Shhhhhhhh. Soon they will get big enough to be used as weapons! Then we will be able to contribute in fighting!

It's heather you idiots.

The national flower of Scotland.

Look around for weaponry.

Take this opporunity to single handidly seige the elves and wipe them out all on your own. You woulndt want the help of these pansies anyway.

Sir Double-Faggot!!EuZJL3Mwtj 2009/11/19(Thu)11:18 No. 79133 ID: 5b76f8
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It's heather.

There isn't much to do. Everyone's on duty or already passed out from a few little drinks and you're not allowed to go around freely doing as you please because of some silly excuses like "military camp" and that sort of thing.
Tom has some important business with the Big Hats and Captain Bruce specifically told you to not play on the tank, that stupid spoilsport.

2009/11/19(Thu)11:21 No. 79135 ID: 43d730
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>>79121
Pic related.
>>79115
Put that back.
Check their scottishness by confirming under-kilt attire or lack thereof.

>>79133
Find out where John is mucking about.

That sounds like a good time. Maybe the two of you could have a muck-off.

>>79133
Play on the tank anyway. We won't tell.

>>79133
Go see where john is mucking about.

Look for John and then be all over the tank.
Maybe you can even "borrow" it, those Scots seem to be boring.

John probably know how to drive it! And they Scottish people seem to not know just how much you HATE ELVES!

Sir Double-Faggot!!EuZJL3Mwtj 2009/11/19(Thu)11:41 No. 79147 ID: 5b76f8
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You really shouldn't even consider playing on the tank. There's a guard and Tom might think you're a stupid brat if you go breaking rules just for fun.

>>John
Well, John was mucking about around here just a moment ago, but now she seems to have disappeared.

For an attacking-a-fort-camp this place is pretty dull. Your family does things differently.

>>79147
why do you care what Tom thinks? You should totally take the tank and blow the shit out of the dorf fortress with it. Be a hero.

>>79151
Second.

>>79147
We can't drive a tank by ourselves and the guard probably has a gun... and with our -10 strength we can't overpower him.

Does Joan have HUGE BEAUTY?

See if you can smuggle a bottle out down your cleavage.

It's always a good idea to keep emergency rations around.

>>79147

Go and crash Tom's meeting with his superiors.

Sir Double-Faggot!!EuZJL3Mwtj 2009/11/19(Thu)12:20 No. 79167 ID: 5b76f8
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Joan cannot on the tank.

>>79167
You accidentally a whole tank!?

>>79167
Won't they at least let you make a sexy pose on the gun?

You just hurt his trust. You big-titted jerk.

Go find something else to do. Offer to help dig or something.

>>79167

Fine go find something else fun going on.

Flash him and run on the tank.

LESSON OF THE STORY: MILITARY IS BORING AND UNFUN

Go and poke your head in the tents. John must be somewhere near.

Sir Double-Faggot!!EuZJL3Mwtj 2009/11/19(Thu)12:53 No. 79183 ID: 5b76f8
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>>Fine go find something else fun going on.
>>go find something else fun.
>>FOR VENGEANCE

Lift your breasts a little more.

The bucket goes on the head.

Sir Double-Faggot!!EuZJL3Mwtj 2009/11/19(Thu)13:00 No. 79186 ID: 5b76f8
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>>79185

This is boring. Go get a gun with a telescopic sight and examine the elf camp.

>>79186
Seriously, we need to check if these are real scotsmen.
Kilt-check.

>>79186

or start gambling with the sloshed soldiers to win some cash.

>>79186
Wait, did you just crush that bucket?

Have you been working out, Joan?

Sir Double-Faggot!!EuZJL3Mwtj 2009/11/19(Thu)13:26 No. 79209 ID: 5b76f8
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Wait, when you say "gun with telescopic sight" and "examine", what EXACTLY do you mean?

Was thinking you could sneak closer and snipe people who thought they were safe.

If they don't let you on the tank, you're probably not allowed on the artillery either.

>>79209

Fire the large gun randomly into the elf fort of course.

>>79209
We were talking about your little gun, that artillery piece is even better though. Talk to the crew.

>>79209
Oh Joan you silly broad, that's not how you examine telescopic sights. Try again.

>>79209
Joan: Ride the large gun like a mechanical bull.

We have gone hatless for too long, see if you can get a hat from one of those gunners.

Lay on the gun erotically as you fire it into the elves.

Sir Double-Faggot!!EuZJL3Mwtj 2009/11/19(Thu)13:56 No. 79230 ID: 5b76f8
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YOU ARE DENIED THE HAT.

Demand they let you shoot the cannon.

>>79230

Find hidden tunnel out of base.

>>79230
You're goddamn useless without John, sorry to say that.
Find her, she'll be able to get you all kinds of hats and tanks with her subtle female tricks.

Get a regular scoped rifle and snipe some elves.

If you can't see any, get closer until you can.

>>79230
Joan.
You haven't spoken since the start of the episode.
You're acting a great deal more arrogant, and appear to be doing things for the lulz.
John hasn't shown up.

...You're John in a Joan suit, aren't you.

Sir Double-Faggot!!EuZJL3Mwtj 2009/11/19(Thu)14:25 No. 79269 ID: 5b76f8
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You successfully demand you be allowed to fire the howitzer.

Suggestion 2009/11/19(Thu)14:28 No. 79272 ID: ea4c05
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Fire it then.
It'll be hilarious.

What's behind you?

Sergal proximity alert.

>>79277
Rape imminent.

Oh shit, change of plan.
Turn around instead.

Sir Double-Faggot!!EuZJL3Mwtj 2009/11/19(Thu)14:44 No. 79287 ID: 5b76f8
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It's just John.

Although she does look a bit happier and less undressed than usual...

>John
>less undressed
That's something we need to see.

Dressed in what?

>>79287
Uh oh. Do show us what you see, Joan.

YAY SHOOT THE GUN
Challenge the one with the best hat to a drinking contest.

Sir Double-Faggot!!EuZJL3Mwtj 2009/11/19(Thu)15:46 No. 79365 ID: 5b76f8
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John... uh... she...

...well...

Compliment on how sexy she looks in her new outfit, and ask her where she got it.

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/11/19(Thu)15:51 No. 79368 ID: 8ec3f9
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>>79365

>>79365
Compliment her excellent hat and accessories, but ask whether it's rated against firearms.

>>79365

whoa i...whoa.

>>79365
Hug Jo...
Ok, that's not really a possibility anymore. John seems to be all ready for some Sergal on elf massacre.
Also, congratulate her on respecting the ancient unprotected neck tradition.

>>79365
"...bitchin'."

It looks like she could stand to cut about half the ear guards off of that helmet. Let's not forget about shooting the gun though!

Sir Double-Faggot!!EuZJL3Mwtj 2009/11/19(Thu)16:04 No. 79376 ID: 5b76f8
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It is clear, considering John's intense mirth, that this is TO BE CONTINUED.

Joan kiss John

>>79376
>john rape joan

Joan kiss John

>>79379
You can't rape the willing, and who would be unwilling, faced with a hat so sexy?

>>79365
>>79376
JOHN HAS BECOME GRIMDARK!

FUCK YEA!

>>79511
>JOHN HAS BECOME MORE CHOPPY!
fixed

I like how you can see her tiny little babby ears under the helmet designed for people with normal, non-freakishly small ears.

>>79624
Better than your NOT GRIMDARK HELMET.

I have a feeling that Joan's breasts will eventually consume her body, judging by the rate they are expanding.

>>79820
That’s because they are absorbing the biomass of john's ears.

>>79836
Maybe she should get checked for breast cancer.

>>79878 I would like to examine her for breast cancer if you know what I mean

Where's my Quest SDF! YOU PROMISED ME A QUEST

>>90703
He's too busy stroking his ego.

GOD DAMNIT YOU COMMIE LOVING BASTARD UPDATE YOUR GOD DAMN QUEST

Sir Double-Snowfaggot!!EuZJL3Mwtj 2009/12/23(Wed)14:30 No. 97123 ID: 5b76f8
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>>90703
>>97068

>>97123
You, you... Doubletroll!

>>97123
Make a snow devil, John.

>>97123
Is the serious business... making yellow snow?

>>97123

SDF you loveable bastard. Frolic in your snow like a faggot you are!

>>97123
So we gotta wait till spring?!

ELVES HAVE BABIES IN THE WINTER. THIS MORES MORE ELVES!

>>107714
More elves means a bigger bon-fire.

>>107724
Didn't Joan get a bit stronger from the elfish blood? I rather think we should hang them upside down from a tree (prefarably an ancient oak near Uppsala, but any big tree should do), slit their throats as a sacrifice to Odin (along with a prayer of streangth), gather up the blood and then bath in it and drink as much as we can stomach.

If nothing else it's badass and sadistic.

>>107714
You'd think a Sergal would use winter to wage war against communist elves.