Sir Double-Faggot!!EuZJL3Mwtj 2009/11/19(Thu)13:56 No. 79230 ID: 5b76f8
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YOU ARE DENIED THE HAT.

Demand they let you shoot the cannon.

>>79230

Find hidden tunnel out of base.

>>79230
You're goddamn useless without John, sorry to say that.
Find her, she'll be able to get you all kinds of hats and tanks with her subtle female tricks.

Get a regular scoped rifle and snipe some elves.

If you can't see any, get closer until you can.

>>79230
Joan.
You haven't spoken since the start of the episode.
You're acting a great deal more arrogant, and appear to be doing things for the lulz.
John hasn't shown up.

...You're John in a Joan suit, aren't you.

Sir Double-Faggot!!EuZJL3Mwtj 2009/11/19(Thu)14:25 No. 79269 ID: 5b76f8
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You successfully demand you be allowed to fire the howitzer.

Suggestion 2009/11/19(Thu)14:28 No. 79272 ID: ea4c05
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Fire it then.
It'll be hilarious.

What's behind you?

Sergal proximity alert.

>>79277
Rape imminent.

Oh shit, change of plan.
Turn around instead.

Sir Double-Faggot!!EuZJL3Mwtj 2009/11/19(Thu)14:44 No. 79287 ID: 5b76f8
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It's just John.

Although she does look a bit happier and less undressed than usual...

>John
>less undressed
That's something we need to see.

Dressed in what?

>>79287
Uh oh. Do show us what you see, Joan.

YAY SHOOT THE GUN
Challenge the one with the best hat to a drinking contest.

Sir Double-Faggot!!EuZJL3Mwtj 2009/11/19(Thu)15:46 No. 79365 ID: 5b76f8
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John... uh... she...

...well...

Compliment on how sexy she looks in her new outfit, and ask her where she got it.

Totallynotsamefag!!V1AJL5LzHl 2009/11/19(Thu)15:51 No. 79368 ID: 8ec3f9
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>>79365

>>79365
Compliment her excellent hat and accessories, but ask whether it's rated against firearms.

>>79365

whoa i...whoa.

>>79365
Hug Jo...
Ok, that's not really a possibility anymore. John seems to be all ready for some Sergal on elf massacre.
Also, congratulate her on respecting the ancient unprotected neck tradition.

>>79365
"...bitchin'."

It looks like she could stand to cut about half the ear guards off of that helmet. Let's not forget about shooting the gun though!

Sir Double-Faggot!!EuZJL3Mwtj 2009/11/19(Thu)16:04 No. 79376 ID: 5b76f8
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It is clear, considering John's intense mirth, that this is TO BE CONTINUED.

Joan kiss John

>>79376
>john rape joan

Joan kiss John

>>79379
You can't rape the willing, and who would be unwilling, faced with a hat so sexy?

>>79365
>>79376
JOHN HAS BECOME GRIMDARK!

FUCK YEA!

>>79511
>JOHN HAS BECOME MORE CHOPPY!
fixed

I like how you can see her tiny little babby ears under the helmet designed for people with normal, non-freakishly small ears.

>>79624
Better than your NOT GRIMDARK HELMET.

I have a feeling that Joan's breasts will eventually consume her body, judging by the rate they are expanding.

>>79820
That’s because they are absorbing the biomass of john's ears.

>>79836
Maybe she should get checked for breast cancer.

>>79878 I would like to examine her for breast cancer if you know what I mean

Where's my Quest SDF! YOU PROMISED ME A QUEST

>>90703
He's too busy stroking his ego.

GOD DAMNIT YOU COMMIE LOVING BASTARD UPDATE YOUR GOD DAMN QUEST

Sir Double-Snowfaggot!!EuZJL3Mwtj 2009/12/23(Wed)14:30 No. 97123 ID: 5b76f8
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>>90703
>>97068

>>97123
You, you... Doubletroll!

>>97123
Make a snow devil, John.

>>97123
Is the serious business... making yellow snow?

>>97123

SDF you loveable bastard. Frolic in your snow like a faggot you are!

>>97123
So we gotta wait till spring?!

ELVES HAVE BABIES IN THE WINTER. THIS MORES MORE ELVES!

>>107714
More elves means a bigger bon-fire.

>>107724
Didn't Joan get a bit stronger from the elfish blood? I rather think we should hang them upside down from a tree (prefarably an ancient oak near Uppsala, but any big tree should do), slit their throats as a sacrifice to Odin (along with a prayer of streangth), gather up the blood and then bath in it and drink as much as we can stomach.

If nothing else it's badass and sadistic.

>>107714
You'd think a Sergal would use winter to wage war against communist elves.