The enemy cannot look at you if you disable its eyes!

Lets defend and get his attack pattern

Make sure to watch the body and limbs. If it is to attack, you'll see the whole body start to move, and it will actually strike with the limbs.

>tgchan can choose from one of 4 actions:

*Talk
*Talk
*Snark
*Talk

Cry deeply.

*Talk
I mean, didn't you play Undertale?
Clearly if talking is an option then we gotta do the pacifist route!

Charlotte 2017/04/03(Mon)18:20 No. 793211 ID: cc08c7
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*TURN 1, CHARLOTTE*

>Charlotte attempts some sort of diplomacy with the Jabbering Sarcasm

Where are you from...? What are you? Why are you doing this to me!?

"FIRST I'M FROM HERE. SECOND, I'M AWESOME. THIRD, BECAUSE I FUCKING HATE YOU!"

Charlotte 2017/04/03(Mon)18:22 No. 793213 ID: cc08c7
File 149126896911.png - (203.05KB , 600x600 , BossFightSlash.png )

*TURN 1, BOSS*

"EAT SHIT."

>Jabbering Sarcasm slashes Charlotte with its claws
>Charlotte's Anxiety rises but because she's looking away it doesn't rise as high

Charlotte 2017/04/03(Mon)18:24 No. 793214 ID: cc08c7
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*TURN 2, CHARLOTTE*

>Charlotte takes a swing at the Left Eye while avoiding eye contact
>The Left Eye takes damage and turns darker, the pink fluid inside bleeding out

>>793213
Let's try Attack this time.

Charlotte 2017/04/03(Mon)18:27 No. 793216 ID: cc08c7
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*TURN 2, BOSS*

"I'LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THAT YOU SKANK."

>Left Eye glares down at Charlotte
>Charlotte's Defense drops, but not as much since she isn't looking at the eyes

"YOUR MOM WAS RIGHT, YOU'RE FUCKING CRAZY! YOU'RE CRAZY AND INSANE AND YOU DESERVE TO BE LOCKED AWAY FOREVER. YOU SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO YOUR MOMMY LIKE A GOOD GIRL."

Aren't you glad you wasted spent a turn on Talk? Let's do it again, because it'll work this time!
"I'm so sorry about your eye mister! I'll be sure to take the other one out in one swing so it won't hurt as long!"

Charlotte 2017/04/03(Mon)18:31 No. 793221 ID: cc08c7
File 149126948323.png - (204.48KB , 600x600 , BossFightDefend.png )

>A quick warning, I'm only doing this the first time because it was a good chance to test every option and it's the first real fight, but once orders are given to Charlotte before an update she will follow through with ALL of them in order from most to least voted. Each Action takes up one of the Turns in a fight so after this choose wisely and try to remember the order a boss and its parts attack in to make it easier.

*TURN 3, CHARLOTTE*

>Charlotte defends herself with the crowbar

>>793216
Hey hey, foul! Mouth moved in addition to eye! That is a yellow card.

Charlotte 2017/04/03(Mon)18:34 No. 793224 ID: cc08c7
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*TURN 3, BOSS*

"YOU THINK YOU CAN HIDE BEHIND YOUR STUPID CROWBAR? I DON'T THINK SO."

>Right Eye fires a beam at Charlotte, who manages to block most of it
>Charlotte's Anxiety increases slightly
>Charlotte's Anxiety Level is at the Mid Point

Charlotte 2017/04/03(Mon)18:35 No. 793226 ID: cc08c7
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*TURN 4, CHARLOTTE*

>Charlotte pulls out the cellphone and tries to call for help
>She only gets laughter on the other end

"DID YOU SERIOUSLY THINK THAT WOULD WORK? MORON."

Charlotte 2017/04/03(Mon)18:37 No. 793227 ID: cc08c7
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>>793222
"BLAH BLAH BLAH IT'LL KEEP MOVING TOO. LIKE THIS."

*TURN 4, BOSS*

>Drooling Mouth sticks out its tongue and makes a suggestive gesture at Charlotte
>Right Eye's attack increases
>Charlotte feels a bit violated but isn't sure why

>CHOOSE YOUR NEXT MOVES CAREFULLY

>TALK
>FIGHT
>DEFEND
>ITEM

>But nobody came.
activate cell phone's Gun Mode and shoot right eye.

Fight. Fighting is hurting it, so take the direct option.

>THIRD, BECAUSE I FUCKING HATE YOU!
But why? What did Charlotte ever do to you?

So that was claw, left eye, right eye, mouth.

Defend on the Claw's turn and Right Eye's turn, attack on all other turns. Focus on the left eye, then mouth. That'll take care of debuffing and buffing. Then I guess take out the right eye next if it's still moving?

Talking and item use are pointless, don't do that at all.

>>793255
This, except replace all attacks with talking it down. Like I said earlier, I fear that this might be a huge hallucination and that we are actually fighting the doctor in the real world.

you need to be better than what you face. Otherwise you won't overcome your problems.
Keep talking, keep defending.

Smash it's face in with your crowbar.

Charlotte 2017/07/04(Tue)16:17 No. 812820 ID: cc08c7
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>>793255
>Charlotte actually likes this particular plan, if they other voices agree she'll try to stick to this for now until things change.

*TURN 5, CHARLOTTE*

>Charlotte takes a swing at the Left Eye and yelps a bit when it bursts into a pink mess and drips as if it's been splashed onto an invisible wall.

AAAAAAAAAAAH YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT THAT FUCKING HURT.

>>793246
SHE JUST BURST MY FUCKING EYE FOR ONE YOU MORON.

Charlotte 2017/07/04(Tue)16:25 No. 812822 ID: cc08c7
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*TURN 5, BOSS*

>Jabbering Sarcasm wastes its turn screaming obscenities at Charlotte.

>Charlotte's stats are unchanged, but she's a bit embarrassed for it right now.

>>812820
Sure, seems a reasonable plan to follow.

Let's stick to that plan!

Charlotte 2017/07/04(Tue)17:44 No. 812847 ID: cc08c7
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*TURN 6*

>Right Eye fires a beam at Charlotte again.
>Charlotte blocks most of it with her crowbar.

>Charlotte's Anxiety Level rises slightly

YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST HIDE FROM WHAT YOU DID!? STOP RESISTING AND ADMIT I'M RIGHT.

I don't even know what we were arguing about! Special Attack: Crowbar-induced Amnesia!

Charlotte 2017/07/04(Tue)18:01 No. 812852 ID: cc08c7
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*TURN 7, CHARLOTTE*

>>812850
YOU CAN KISS MY FUCKING ASS YOU-

"Shut up!!!"

>Charlotte smacks the Drooling Mouth with her crowbar
>She hears an awful cracking from the teeth and the screaming of the Jabbering Sarcasm as the colours from the mouth start leaking out.

Charlotte 2017/07/04(Tue)18:17 No. 812855 ID: cc08c7
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*TURN 7, BOSS*

>Drooling Mouth sticks out its tongue as it speaks

YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET THAT. MAYBE I SHOULD TRY A DIFFERENT APPROACH TO DEALING WITH YOUR BULLSHIT.

"What...?"

I BET THE VOICES WOULD LOVE TO HEAR ALL THE THINGS YOU KEEP IN THE BOTTOM DRAWER BACK IN YOUR STUPID FUCKING ROOM.

"WHAT!?"

>Charlotte feels further violated
>Right Eye and Claw's attacks have been raised

Fucking...okay. Guys, don't even ask okay? We don't talk about the bottom drawer. We have more pressing matters right now though. I think we should change the strategy slightly since we know how it works a little better now. I think maybe we should finish off the mouth and then go for the eye? If you guys trust me enough to let me do it then give me the signal.

>Sometimes Charlotte will give her own input during very serious situations. Whether you act upon her suggestions or not is up to you.

Yea, sure, no sweat. You share your life to the extent you're comfortable, as you are comfortable doing so. In the meantime, kick this thing's ass!

>>812859
>>812855
Pretty much this. You think it'll work? We'll back you. As for the rest? Eh. Chances are we've heard far worse from far worse.

Now let's rock and roll.

Other eye first. Can't hit what you can't sense.

Charlotte 2017/07/04(Tue)19:05 No. 812876 ID: cc08c7
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>>812859
>>812864

O-Okay. I'll do it!

*TURN 8, CHARLOTTE*

>Charlotte swings at the Drooling Mouth again and hears the shattering of the remaining teeth. The colour drains from the Drooling Mouth as it turns faded and cracked, it's done.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH FUCKING STOP. STOP AND LISTEN TO ME. LISTEN TO ME NOW.

>>812876
What's the matter, can't talk the talk while we walk the walk? Whatever you have to say had better be finished by the time this crowbar connects with yer eye.

Charlotte 2017/07/04(Tue)19:11 No. 812880 ID: cc08c7
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*TURN 8, BOSS*

>Jabbering Sarcasm wastes another turn screaming in rage at Charlotte

WHY THE FUCK WON'T YOU JUST LISTEN LIKE A GOOD GIRL!? LISTEN TO YOUR FUCKING MOTHER CHARLOTTE. YOU STUPID WORTHLESS WASTE OF OXYGEN!!! I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN!!!

"I...I...what...?"

>ATTACK
>DEFEND
>TALK
>ITEM

>>812876
Charlotte's life is her business. We don't need to know her secrets.

Swing for that eye!

>>812880
Okay so see. Just for the record? You had me for a second with the 'listen to your mother' bit. For a brief period of time, I was actually curious about what your relation to her mother is- or maybe you were some kinda mental construct of it regardless.


And then you made the 'I wish you were never born' crack, and I IMMEDIATELY stopped caring because clearly, whatever you have to say isn't worth suffering an angry nothing like you. I mean, if SHE'S a waste of oxygen (she isn't, for the record), and you're getting your non-existent ass kicked by her without ANY justifiable reason to stop...

...well. You do the math from there.

In short?

Now you see us, now you get fucked. Bye, eye.

Fuck you, jabberer!

Charlotte 2017/07/04(Tue)19:35 No. 812890 ID: cc08c7
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>>812881
>>812884
>>812885

*TURN 9, CHARLOTTE*

"They're right! I'm done listening to you! I want you to LEAVE ME ALONE!"

>Charlotte feels her Anxiety drop drastically as she takes a hard swing at the Left Eye, screaming out as she feels it burst and shatter under the crowbar

Charlotte 2017/07/04(Tue)19:45 No. 812891 ID: cc08c7
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i don't understand. i don't understand why.

>Jabbering Sarcasm's colours all begin to drain at once, the fight is clearly over now. The loud screams are replaced by a small voice.

my parents hate me. they'll always hate me. no matter what i do they think i'm insane.

"I...I don't understand. It sounds like..."

>>812890
Nothin' THIS particular voice hates more than when someone tries to act like they're trying to be super important and then just don't give you any damn reason to listen.

Basically 'how could we'? Because you couldn't stop being a sarcastic violent asshole for like 10 seconds. Maybe try being a touch more careful of that gibbering maw next life.

Charlotte 2017/07/04(Tue)19:55 No. 812899 ID: cc08c7
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>A small head emerges from the broken mouth of the Jabbering Sarcasm, it looks very familiar to Charlotte

they're right aren't they? i'm crazy and violent and deserve to die. i had to stop myself before i hurt someone else.

Yes.
Continue whacking corpse like you have a degree in theoretical physics.

>Pausing for tonight. We made some real progress and hopefully we'll continue to make it in the future!

>>812900
No, no, you missed it. That's Charlotte.

Well, part of her, anyway. Like, her self-doubt.

And while you shouldn't ignore it, only out of fear of mental health, you've got more going for you than that, I can tell just by having been around you a bit. You certainly don't deserve to die, I can say that much safely. You just need help, which you're getting.

If you really REALLY feel this way, there's far better ways to make it up than just killing yourself. Not that you should feel this way, to be frank, but things can't be helped a LOT of the time in life, so we do what we can.

Charlotte, we're done here.

You don't deserve to die. You hurt someone, and you have problems, but you're more than your demons. You deserve to survive and grow and get better and heal. You deserve to live.

Charlotte 2017/08/09(Wed)17:57 No. 821388 ID: 36de2e
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>>812904
>>812905

...You're right. I don't deserve to die for the mistakes I've made. I need to own up to what I did and make it through this for my own sake.

>Charlotte's anxiety level drops to zero as the figure in front of her turns into a more stable form

>>821388
You haven't done anything bad enough to deserve hating yourself. Hug the other you, and then start pestering yourself with questions about this strange realm you've entered so you know what to do next better you encounter a """"BOSS BATTLE""""

Charlotte 2017/08/09(Wed)18:27 No. 821405 ID: 36de2e
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>>821390

I need to get myself together if I'm going to figure out what's going on lately. Maybe now that I've dealt with this I'll be able to deal with even more in the future...

Charlotte 2017/08/09(Wed)18:32 No. 821411 ID: 36de2e
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>Charlotte embraces her other self and feels a warmth overtake her body

Charlotte 2017/08/09(Wed)18:39 No. 821416 ID: 36de2e
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>Charlotte has gained UNDERSTANDABLE SNARK. She can now combat the creatures of the other world and lower her anxiety level if her fights are successful.

Chirp a happy little tune.

>>821418
And dance a little bird dance.

Huzzah! You did good.

What if you're clone and that's the real you? You might not be you!

>>821427
Pish, posh! Charlotte is Charlotte! That's all that matters.

Anyway, congrats Charlotte! Good on you for beating that thing. Do a victory dance and tune from your favorite video game with boss battles?

Anyway, time to take a peak in the world of matter, see what's up there?

>>821427
“Ged had neither lost nor won but, naming the shadow of his death with his own name, had made himself whole: a man: who, knowing his whole true self, cannot be used or possessed by any power other than himself, and whose life therefore is lived for life's sake and never in the service of ruin, or pain, or hatred, or the dark.”

― Ursula K. Le Guin, A Wizard of Earthsea

Successfully unlocked Gordon Freeman mode.
You may now grow a goatee anytime at will, watch out for headcrabs.

Charlotte 2017/09/06(Wed)14:05 No. 828203 ID: 36de2e
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>Charlotte wakes up with the worst headache she's ever had in her entire life. Dr. Albert is standing near the couch and staring at her.

Oh god. What the heck just happened?

You were sleeping for a month.

Ask Dr. Albert what just happened?

>>828203
>Oh god. What the heck just happened?
Well, ask.

>>828203
My guess is you passed out and confronted your inner demons. You may want to ask the good doctor what his perception of things were.

ask him "I didn't hurt anyone again, did I?"

Charlotte 2017/09/06(Wed)14:32 No. 828218 ID: 36de2e
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>>828204
(I will end you voice.)

>>828207
>>828208
>>828214

Um, what's going on...?

"You had a severe panic attack and collapsed from exhaustion. I let you sleep on the couch until you came to."

(The office is still in the same condition it was before I blacked out, and Dr. Albert doesn't seem disturbed or hurt.)

Charlotte 2017/09/06(Wed)14:38 No. 828221 ID: 36de2e
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>>828215

(I'd better make sure, yeah.)

Did...I hurt anyone again?

"What? No dear, you were out like a light for a good hour or two."

guess that means our session is ran out of time then huh?

>>828221
Oh. Well that's good.

Thanks for keeping an eye on me. Sorry if I worried you.

Charlotte 2017/09/06(Wed)15:02 No. 828228 ID: 36de2e
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>>828222
So, I guess I used up my time huh?

"Well, not exactly Charlotte. I wouldn't call passing out from a panic attack a use of your therapy time, however it is getting very late and the office is closing soon."

(Shit. I really hope he doesn't tell my Mom...)

Charlotte 2017/09/06(Wed)15:07 No. 828232 ID: 36de2e
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>>828224

Thanks for keeping an eye on me when I blacked out, I'm sorry I worried you doctor...

"It's quite fine Charlotte, I'm just glad you aren't hurt. However, I'm going to ask that you take another pill tonight before bed. I wouldn't normally ask patients to take another one so early but since you didn't take your first until the morning we have no choice. Take it tonight and then resume taking it ONLY at night, understood?"

Charlotte 2017/09/06(Wed)15:14 No. 828236 ID: 36de2e
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(Okay, don't let me forget to take my meds tonight guys.)

>Is there anything else Charlotte should ask Dr. Albert before returning home?

Ask if you were talking in your sleep or something like that?

Charlotte 2017/09/06(Wed)15:36 No. 828252 ID: 36de2e
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>>828240
Um, did I talk in my sleep at all...?

"Actually, yes, quite a bit. I think you and your mother need to have a serious talk with eachother to clear the air between the two of you."

(Shit. I hope I wasn't screaming like that thing in my head was too...)

"Alright then Charlotte, call me if you need anything, your next appointment is being scheduled now."

Okay doctor...

>Charlotte suddenly feels a change in her inventory and examines her Therapy Picture

Charlotte 2017/09/06(Wed)15:37 No. 828253 ID: 36de2e
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>Something has definitely changed.

>>828236
How do we deal with this horrible headache we have? Also, why do we even have a headache? Charlotte will probably have more before she's rid of these anxiety produced thoughts, so it'd be really helpful to get over headaches quickly.

>>828253
Hey, it did change! That hand in the bottom left doesn't look like an evil graby hand anymore! Now it looks like a friendly hand trying to catch you so you don't fall!

.....it kinda looks like your hand.

>>828259
I actually have to back this. I'd call it a positive.

Charlotte 2017/09/06(Wed)16:32 No. 828271 ID: 36de2e
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>>828258
The headache is actually going away already, so I'm not going to bug Dr. Albert about it.

>>828259
>>828261
Yeah...the picture is a bit more tolerable to look at now. I'm not going to show it to him unless he actually asks for it though.

>Charlotte returns home and wastes no time throwing off her clothes before collapsing into bed, the entire experience has left her exhausted.

Jesus christ today was long. Hopefully tomorrow won't be as insane.

Charlotte 2017/09/06(Wed)16:32 No. 828272 ID: 36de2e
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>Charlotte turns off the light and drifts off to sleep...

Charlotte 2017/09/06(Wed)16:33 No. 828273 ID: 36de2e
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...

Charlotte 2017/09/06(Wed)16:35 No. 828275 ID: 36de2e
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...

zzzzz...

Charlotte 2017/09/06(Wed)16:38 No. 828280 ID: 36de2e
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*Clunk*

>>828280

THAT MOTHER FUCKER IS STEALING HERE CLOTHES

Charlotte 2017/09/06(Wed)16:42 No. 828282 ID: 36de2e
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"Hmmmm, this place is kinda bare..."

>>828281
shhh, bird is asleep. It is just a hallucination. It's not real. we shouldn't draw attention to things like that or it will raise her anxiety

*snores*

Charlotte 2017/09/06(Wed)16:46 No. 828286 ID: 36de2e
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"...bare in more ways than one apparently."

zzz...

Did she remember to take her meds before bed? Either way, demon looking thing. Shhhhh. Let the bird sleep.

>>828288
Bloody oath, we forgot to remind her.

>>828286
Intruding into a home without the knowledge or permission of its owner is considered felony burglary with a sentence of around twenty years in prison depending on the state. This time is increased with every additional criminal action.

Get the fuck out of here.

Charlotte 2017/09/06(Wed)16:53 No. 828291 ID: 36de2e
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"Let's just see what's in this drawer here and then move on to the next house..."

Charlotte 2017/09/06(Wed)16:59 No. 828295 ID: 36de2e
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"Oh wow, didn't think she'd have something like THAT..."

*END OF PROLOGUE CHAPTER*

>Pausing for tonight, will continue next time I decide to update. Thanks for your time and patience.

>>828291
*takes a deep breath*
CHARLOTTE YOU FORGT TO TAKE YOUR MEDICINE BEFORE GOING TO BED!!!!!

>>828295
Oh, never mind.

I may be late butt I just gotta say:
Dem Drumsticks!