Just be careful where you rub. She does tend to react explosively to unpleasant stimuli, and you don't want her getting spiky while she's curled around you.

>>790332
> VicK, I’m blind. I can’t see things like that.

We've seen some really astonishing things from her, like the ability to read a piece of paper by passing sound through it. She's gone so far beyond what we'd have expected that we didn't want to make any assumptions about what she could or couldn't do.

In fact, if she'd had any particular reason to see the style of her bodyguard's suit, or our own, she almost certainly could have with some kind of translating interpreter; she can already see shape and thus style, and there's probably a way to translate colors/hues into sound to interpret them. She just didn't really have any reason to do that, which is understandable.

> “Though, I have to wonder… are you actually planning on ‘wrecking her abdomen with your rod of power’, hmm? Hmhm… because, there might be some size problems if you do… might be forced to be content with just using your hands and tongue, hmhm… and speaking of those marvelous hands of yours…”

Tell her that it's a little surreal to be discussing Xi with her; among humans, that'd be deeply offensive or tacky. (There's a human expression "don't kiss and tell".) Chalk it up to cultural differences, though, and go ahead.

Tell her that you'd want to keep the "wrecking" figurative, rather than literal, and you've gotten some suggestions and guidance on how to manage that. She does seem more inclined towards friends than "friends with benefits", though her seeking her own copy of the "rod of power" might suggest otherwise. But if she's interested, you'd want to try, if you could be gentle enough. You might also be up for something less gentle if she really wanted that, but you wouldn't want it to happen by accident, and now that you know, you're hoping it's a lot less likely to happen by accident.

> “Belly rubs?”

"Of course."

Get both hands involved. Start soft, but find out (through some combination of trying and asking Zalia) whether she wants surface-level skritching or deeper rubbing. If she wants skritching, go for a vigorous motion. If she wants the latter, use the bases of your hands, and motion from the wrist and shoulder, and apply a slower, deeper motion with continuous pressure. Either way, listen to her if she tries to steer you (higher, lower, harder, too hard, etc).

I just love her cheeky little grin at this point, she's clearly loving all this attention.

You should see if you can do anything for her tail while you're here.

Zalia is smart, devious, and knows a lot more about Tuul culture than we do. Ask her if she has any suggestions for how to prank or embarrass Xi's sister. Maybe she'd even enjoy helping with that...

>>790392
> Tell her that you'd want to keep the "wrecking" figurative, rather than literal, and you've gotten some suggestions and guidance on how to manage that. She does seem more inclined towards friends than "friends with benefits", though her seeking her own copy of the "rod of power" might suggest otherwise. But if she's interested, you'd want to try, if you could be gentle enough. You might also be up for something less gentle if she really wanted that, but you wouldn't want it to happen by accident, and now that you know, you're hoping it's a lot less likely to happen by accident.

This is good. Not opposed, but wanting to go into it with eyes open.

You shouldn't text Xi again until you're done with your dinner activities. It'd be rude.

>>790414
Agreed, and Xi already said as much too. We'll wait until later to talk to her again.

Part of embarrassment is breaking social norms or taboos a little bit. Not too much, but just enough to make someone squirm a little. So if we want to help Xi embarrass her sister back (whose name we don't even know yet), we'll need to know more about what they consider embarrassing or taboo.

We can think of plenty of things humans would find embarrassing or taboo, but for all we know her sister wouldn't even blink at them.

>>790414
I don't think anyone suggested texting Xi again right away. People suggested things to talk to Xi about later, or things to talk to Zalia about now (including about Xi).

>>790410
This, accompanied by belly rubs.

>>790392
This.

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>Also, later we should discuss with Xi how similar her sister looks. We could make an opportunity for her to make another series of texts with us close enough to show up at the door suddenly and pretend to mistake her for Xi while acting like we really will destroy her drone with our dong.
Hmm, that might actually work…
>Texting in the middle of a date is very rude.
This is why you’re going to wait until after the da- dinner to contact her. It’s a dinner, not date.

>Don't worry too much about your hand inevitably wandering somewhere private on accident due to you not knowing her anatomy that well, but don't apologize for it unless she calls it out for inappropriate.
You’re going to guess that her more private areas are located at her hind legs… which are currently behind your back, being busy giving you a back massage. So the chances of your hands moving all the way over there is… slim, to say the least.
>Resist the urge to imagine her was some sort of serpentine dog or cat.
With the purring she keeps giving off, it’s already too late. She’s just one huge, scaly cat now…
>You've got her wrapped around your torso, but you're feeling wrapped around her finger.
It’s quite clear she has near complete control over you at this point…
>She does tend to react explosively to unpleasant stimuli, and you don't want her getting spiky while she's curled around you.
Right… let’s not make her angry…
>I just love her cheeky little grin at this point, she's clearly loving all this attention.
You kind of love the attentions she’s giving you too.


>Engage the belly motherfucker.
Weapons locked on. All ships, engage that belly! As you start to stroke after her long serpentine form, you can’t help to feel the bones under her scales. It is not like with human, where the stomach area is devoid of them… instead, it feels like a widely spaced and thin ribcage going along her whole body. Near her arms the bones seems to grow thicker, creating a proper ribcage around what feels like the beating of a heart.
“Mmm… yes… a bit lower… and harder… *purr*… there we go…”
>Don't be afraid to let your hands roam.
As you go further down her body, you end up at what feels like another larger ribcage. Suited halfway between her arms and legs, it feels like it too contains the beating of a heart. Just how many hearts does she have?
“A bit low, darling. Keep yourself to upper the stomach area, hmhmhm…”
>You should see if you can do anything for her tail while you're here.
“Hey! Hands off the tail! Tail pulling is for when we reach [ERROR, Unable to find proper idiom. Approx. translation: Nth base where N is roughly 4/3]”

As the conversation dies down a bit, her hands starts to rub your belly as well, all the while her legs are doing work on your back.

>Our bugs are small. But they are fucking EVERYWHERE. There's a microscopic one that can survive space.
“Oh, so you’re from one of those planets? Well, my interest in earth is already waning a bit, hmhm… I jest, but still… big bugs are just such a delight, no?”
>Zalia is smart, devious, and knows a lot more about Tuul culture than we do. Ask her if she has any suggestions for how to prank or embarrass Xi's sister.
“Hmhmhm, are you really asking me to prank her, dear? Well… let’s see… what does embarrass a Tuul? Nudity? …well, most species are embarrassed by that… hmm… I can’t think of something right now, dear, my apologies…”

Her back legs shifts a bit, and start moving out on the sides of your-
>*Pff*stifled laughter* H-hey, t-that tickles!
“Hmm? You didn’t like that?”
>I d-don’t really like being tickled, alright?
“Then I’ll keep away from your sides… or at least near your ribcage, I think it is?”

>Tell her that it's a little surreal to be discussing Xi with her; among humans, that'd be deeply offensive or tacky. There's a human expression "don't kiss and tell".
“Oh? Well, if you don’t want to… mmm… discuss her, dear, than just say so. But I’ll have you know that we Raolme are rather… open about things like this. While I will try to respect your privacy, don’t expect me not to share some tidbits about you to my friends. After all, we are rather social creatures… both when it comes to cuddling as well as talk about… mmm… intimate cuddling, hmhm…”
>I don't really know, honestly. I don't want to cause her discomfort or anything... and I assume there are some really good products for managing size differences beyond just lubricants, but I don't know how interested she is in the extreme stuff.
“Take it from me then… talk to her. Ask her about it. The only way the both of you will enjoy it is if you put down the rules before going in blazing. Hmhm… that is, unless you want to… mmm… gamble a bit, darling.”
>You might also be up for something less gentle if she really wanted that, but you wouldn't want it to happen by accident, and now that you know, you're hoping it's a lot less likely to happen by accident.
“While it’s good to hear that you’re keeping yourself open for something different, you shouldn’t worry too much about accidents, dear. You are after all… mmm… not that big, I think? On the good side of average, sure, but not ‘oh god, that thing is bigger than me’ large… it will be more like ‘oh god, that thing is fucking huge’… for a Tuul, that is.”
>Does she want me to injure or greatly damage one of the drones, at some point? Perhaps as an occasional sort of thing? Is she into that? I... don't have enough to go on, here.
“I do have to give you a fair warning… Tuul generally don’t consider their drones to be too valuable. You’ll have a hard time finding one that hasn’t had their drones offed doing something suicidal for fun. Though, in the bedroom? I mean, I’ve been with one that was into ‘snuffing’ himself, but it’s not that common. Besides, it’s not what she wants, is it? It’s what both of you want. Talk to her, VicK. Trust me.”
>…wait, snuffing?
“As in, being killed. He convinced me to strangle him… or his drone, at least, to death while we were doing the horizontal dance, hmhm… it’s a bit morbid, I know, but they are one of the few species that can actually do something like that…”

(Do consider mentioning stuff, but be careful if you want the recording to be on when talking about it. Probably keep it off...)

"Even if I turn out very much like that sort of play, It's going to be seriously difficult to get my head around that initially. I've never really been... forceful, physically, before."

"As for what I want, I don't know, really. I mean, over the last couple of days, I've had flashes of thoughts of one sort or another. A bit of dominance or submission play, maybe with a swap from one to the other mid-scene. Some incredibly campy bedtime roleplay as well, maybe. A desire to be coiled around as part of sexual encounter. Just flashes, but no full on kink, you know?"

"The only thing that I can put in any other category is a tentative interest in group sex, usually pushed down because I don't actually want to, uh, burn any bridges with anyone. Hell, you're the only one who clearly and unambiguously knows I am looking at several people, though I have made no secret of it. I still don't know how to handle that; my culture had serial monogamy as the norm, so I know vaguely what the script for that is supposed to look like. Ethical non-monogamy was relegated to fringe subcultures that I never looked into beyond their names. I have no idea how to not offend anyone, or even how to determine if that is something I really want or if it's just my subconscious trying to solve the problem of being really attracted to several people at once. How would a Raolme handle this?"

(When the recorder is back on)

"Earth used to have big arthropods like this, millions and millions of years ago. But the lungs of our bugs aren't that efficient, and it was only viable when there was more oxygen in the air. These days, they're pretty small."

Xi did backpedal a bit when mentioning that Drones are a delicacy to certain species. It might be that she makes some extra money just letting them be eaten.

Though of course this is for later really, we should probably go into some more detail on the others.

>>790892
I thought she said Raolmes can't be tickled?

Talk to her about sexual fetishes humans can develop. Not the darker ones, just the average to weird stuff. Like dressing up in the bedroom, or whips and getting tied up, or being watched, watching others, foot fetish, anthropomorphic animal fantasies(they dress up for that), tickle fetish, electrostim... what are her kinks? She's old enough to have accumulated some.

Guys, the recording is still going. It hasn't been turned off.

>>790910
Right. Actually turn it off before sharing your deepest kinks.. if you wanna go through with it.

A cat is fine too.

If you're almost finished with your dinner, do you think you still have room for "dessert"?

Yeah, I think she mentioned drones as Khrax food.

You remember a few top ten list of most common human kinks. Mostly, they include stuff like: swinging, foot worship, cross dressing, spanking, voyeurism, exotic materials like rubber/latex, sexual roleplay of various sorts, domination and submission, sexual piercings, semi-public sex, sexual bondage, stuff like that.

(After giving or receiving any lists)

"Also, I fear to think what inevitable hilarious misunderstandings problematic translation software is causing between us tonight. I suppose figuring that out weeks later is part of the fun?"

Hmm, take a gamble and give her a kiss.

>>790892
> “Oh? Well, if you don’t want to… mmm… discuss her, dear, than just say so. But I’ll have you know that we Raolme are rather… open about things like this. While I will try to respect your privacy, don’t expect me not to share some tidbits about you to my friends. After all, we are rather social creatures… both when it comes to cuddling as well as talk about… mmm… intimate cuddling, hmhm…”

You should reassure her that you weren't saying you were opposed to it, and you don't mind whatever she wants to share. You just wanted to remark on it, not let it stop you. It's refreshing, really, to have an open conversation about it.

(As the post she was responding to said, "Chalk it up to cultural differences, though, and go ahead.")

>>790892
Leave out any further discussion of your own preferences, at least for now; you don't even know what those preferences are yet, other than "open to suggestion" and "would be nice to have something to have preferences about". Even if you have some idea of what might turn you on, worrying about preferences in your current situation is getting ahead of yourself a little.

Just tell her that you'd be happy to have more of that conversation with her when you have a clearer idea of what your preferences might be, and when you learn more about what a potential partner might enjoy.

She also doesn't need information on human kinks in general; judging by some of what we've already learned, some of them are already similar to those of other species, such as Qarka's inclinations. On the other hand, she might be interested, in general terms, about the idea of a Khrax with a submission/bondage fetish; that seems like it'd be exceptionally rare.

Interesting information about potential Tuul preferences, though. We should have that conversation with Xi, if our relationship with her develops to that point. And in the meantime, you might touch on that topic later when you talk to Xi about Tuul taboos and embarrassment.

> oh god, that thing is fucking huge

"Oh God, that thing is fucking huge" sounds like fun, and it's nice to know that you might be able to provide a particularly enjoyable experience, but you really don't need to be worrying about size. "On the good side of average" is fine; close attention, good listening, and effort would go a lot further.

>>790972
> Hmm, take a gamble and give her a kiss.

That seems like a bit much.

But by way of more intimate contact, you might put your ear to the part of her upper ribcage where you hear her heartbeat, and listen for a moment. You might also remark (with the preface that you don't know if the translator will catch the nuance) that humans metaphorically associate both love and close friendship with the heart, and ask if she does the same, or something similar.

>>790937
> If you're almost finished with your dinner, do you think you still have room for "dessert"?

This sounds good, though don't go too far with the innuendo. But it's probably getting to the point where dessert might be appropriate, and with the way you're intertwined right now, you might even get the opportunity to feed each other a bit.

You might also see a good opportunity to present her with the gift for the sense of touch.

Don't go into detail about kinks, particularly your own hypothetical ones.

Do tell her, though, that you don't mind talking about things like this. Just because it's unusual to have such conversations among humans (even close friends) doesn't mean you're uncomfortable doing so.

Dessert sounds good.

Okay okay.

Spend some time thinking about kinks, but don't go into too much detail about 'human stuff' or 'typical' human things unless she asks. That said, she did bring up the topic, broadly, and you need SOME way to respond to that, and leave the option open for her to ask, if she's interested. Perhaps a, "I don't know my own, yet. It'd be nice to explore, some time. Go through the things that humans often seem to like, see if any of them do anything for me."

Agree with the listening to her heart thing.

>>791001
Agreed. Wouldn't hurt to show a little self-awareness about the fact that we don't have enough experience to really know, yet. Which also plays into being open to possibilities.

Hey! Let's not let this food get cold! Eat some more and then you can get back to the heavy petting! ;D

>>790986
Go with this.

>>791001
This

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>Hey! Let's not let this food get cold! Eat some more and then you can get back to the heavy petting!
Both of you are already eating the food… though rather slowly… maybe you should speed things up?
>Dessert sounds good.
Let’s finish the main course first. There’s no rush, is there?
>Xi did backpedal a bit when mentioning that Drones are a delicacy to certain species. It might be that she makes some extra money just letting them be eaten.
Hmm… actually, come to think of it, didn’t she have three drones being grown in her apartment? She only mentioned using two of them being “just in case” drones… so that leaves one unaccounted for? Hmm… maybe she is selling them off to somewhere?

>I thought she said Raolmes can't be tickled?
But humans can. She was tickling you, not the other way around.
>A cat is fine too.
Only if it’s a sentient space cat… that’s about the same size as you are…
>Hmm, take a gamble and give her a kiss.
…you’re not even sure how to kiss her? Hmm… maybe if you… you guess you’ll do it like you did with Qarka and… um… yet… maybe you’ll wait with the kiss?
>You might also see a good opportunity to present her with the gift for the sense of touch.
You also have the gift of taste… maybe the gift of touch before the dessert and taste afterwards?


>I fear to think what inevitable hilarious misunderstandings problematic translation software is causing between us tonight. I suppose figuring that out weeks later is part of the fun?
“Honestly, I’m not used to there being such problems. I guess that’s what you get when you have dinner with a species that was discovered only a year ago.”
>Do tell her, though, that you don't mind talking about things like this. Just because it's unusual to have such conversations among humans (even close friends) doesn't mean you're uncomfortable doing so.
“Good… because I really like to talk about things that are… mmm… intimate. It’s such an exciting topic, hmm?”

>I don't know my own, yet. It'd be nice to explore, some time. Go through the things that humans often seem to like, see if any of them do anything for me.
“Darling, if there’s one thing you have, it’s time. I agree that you should explore, live, experience. After all, you’ll never find what you love most by doing the same thing over and over again… unless you’re into just doing it over and over again, hmhm…”
>Even if I turn out very much like that sort of play, It's going to be seriously difficult to get my head around that initially. I've never really been... forceful, physically, before.
“…have you ever been anything before, VicK? You didn’t strike me as someone with a lot of… mmm… experience, Cherry. But stop thinking of them as people… and think of them as… drones? Dolls? Um… something that’s not alive, at least. It makes it easier.”
>Just tell her that you'd be happy to have more of that conversation with her when you have a clearer idea of what your preferences might be, and when you learn more about what a potential partner might enjoy.
“I’ll keep you to your word then, darling, …and I’m sure I can be of great help in… mmm… discovering who you are, hmhm…”

>The only thing that I can put in any other category is a tentative interest in group sex, usually pushed down because I don't actually want to, uh, burn any bridges with anyone. Hell, you're the only one who clearly and unambiguously knows I am looking at several people, though I have made no secret of it.
“Hmhm… well, I know it’s hard to juggle so much at times… though, I’ll have you know, this is simply a friendship thing we have going on. A close friendship, maybe, but friendship none the less. I will not think less of you if you choose to be with another… even if it means not being with you at all. Seeing people you care for happy is worth more than that, no?”
>I have no idea how to not offend anyone, or even how to determine if that is something I really want or if it's just my subconscious trying to solve the problem of being really attracted to several people at once. How would a Raolme handle this?
“Throw an orgy, of course!”
>Err… wha-
“That does remind me, I’ve not thrown one of those in some time now… maybe I should gather some friends and have a go, hmm? When you’ve gotten some experience yourself, I’ll gladly invite you to, VicK. Though, back to the question. Try to spend time with all of them, to see who you like the most. And if that don’t work… well, there is always the friendship route? …the one with… mmm… benefits?”

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>But by way of more intimate contact, you might put your ear to the part of her upper ribcage where you hear her heartbeat, and listen for a moment.
Lifting up her upper body a bit, you lean your head on her chest and listen. This close, you can even feel her heart beat with a strange rhythm, as it drums twice in quick succession before going back to rest. You can also hear another, fainter rhythm coming from somewhere else... a rhythm that is slightly off beat, drumming a fifth of a second later than the heart in her chest. You’re going to guess that is the heart you felt in the middle of her body, the one below her… um… first stomach?
“Hmm? What are you doing?”
> You might also remark that humans metaphorically associate both love and close friendship with the heart, and ask if she does the same, or something similar.
“Oh, so you’re listening to my heart? Seeing as I can hear yours as soon as you’re close, the concept is a bit lost on me, dear. But no, love comes from the mind, not the heart. The heart is just a muscle that pumps blood around. Though I do know that a lot of Xeno culture does associate the heart with stuff like love, strength and the thrill of the hunt.”

>You remember a few top ten list of most common human kinks. Mostly, they include stuff like: swinging-
“The what now? As in… with a swing?”
>As in, changing partners with another couple.
“…wait, that’s a kink? I mean… I guess? Most Xenos don’t like to share their loved ones but… I’m pretty sure it’s the norm with us Roalme. Hmhm… we like to share our… mmm… toys, after all… hmhm…”
>foot worship-
“I’ve had my feet kissed and licked before… that part does have its charm, but I rather see some actual penetration instead of just feet humping.”
>cross dressing-
“Mmm… I’ve always liked that one… but I don’t think you have the figure to pull that off, VicK… at least, not to my taste, hmhm…”
>spanking-
“Oh? Have someone been naughty and need to be punished? Old… but a classic for a reason, hmhm…”
>voyeurism-
Both of her heart audible jumps when you mention that word... and she seems to shift a bit uncomfortable under your touch…
“Oh… err… r-right… that t-too?”

>exotic materials like rubber/latex-
“Hmm… I wonder if I still have that latex suit lying around somewhere? …and will still fit?”
>sexual roleplay of various sorts-
“I’ve lost count on how many Raolme character I’ve played from movies, games, books and pretty much everything else. Heck, once I even roleplayed myself, when I bedded someone that didn’t know who I was. It’s was quite fun, hmhm…”
>Domination and submission-
“Well, I do like being in control…”
>sexual piercings-
“…hmhm… let’s not ruin any surprises, shall we?”
>semi-public sex-
Once again, her hearts jumps a beat as she hear those words…
“E-eh? T-that’s… um… k-kind of illegal h-here, you know… Hmm… *cough*…”

>sexual bondage.
“*Cough* …isn’t that part of the dom and sub thing, really? Well, at least a kinkier version of it, at least.”

>What are her kinks? She's old enough to have accumulated some.
“My kinks? Hmhm… while I might have tried most things, VicK, revealing them all on at your proper day tougher is rather… unlady like, hmhm…”
>Voyeurism?
“Gah! S-stop m-mentioning that… I… f-fine, I admit it, I do have a thing for… f-for being watched b-by stranger, alright? There… I’ve said it… are you happy now?”

A swing? No, we just found one of those hilarious translation errors! It's one of the more common of those non monogamy subcultures, with it's own rituals and rules.

(Exhibitionism is the one where you're being watched. Voyeurism is when you're the one watching.)

>>791232
Tell her you'll continue that topic after dinner, then.

Ask her what her favorite food is. Talk about human foods with her! Stuff like pasta, cakes, curry, hamburgers, sausage, snack foods...

In all the things I've listed, that's the only thing that's taboo? And it's your big kink? Zalia, that's nearly tragic.

>>791234
Actually the name of the kink 'swinging' is based on the normal definition of the back and forth term 'to swing', because of the back-and-forth of the partner swap involved in the kink. There's also a dance that involves a lot of back and forth movement called 'Swing'. And I am so, so sorry that your introduction to human language is through English. It's full of these things.

Guys, quit it. She doesn't want to talk about this anymore, so let's try to not piss off the woman that wants to possibly have sex with Vic after dinner! Otherwise, he'll get kicked out and Vic will remain a virgin!

>>791232
"Sorry, Madame. Seeing that flawless composure of yours' crack a little tickled a mischievous part of me."

>>791329
This. Maybe add a, "I'll hold back if it truly makes you uncomfortable."

She's done plenty of teasing this evening; surely we can get away with a little teasing ourselves. As she put it, take a gamble.

>>791232
>>semi-public sex-
> Once again, her hearts jumps a beat as she hear those words…
> “E-eh? T-that’s… um… k-kind of illegal h-here, you know… Hmm… *cough*…”

Get a little bit soft, and a little bit conspiratorial. Keep up the massage, with a few caressing motions thrown in. Don't go for sultry unless you're sure you can pull it off; the words enough may be enough. And pray that the translator is with you.

"Oh, out in public where anyone could see or hear, sure. And I'm sure you could never get away with it in a society with senses as sharp as yours. But in a private club, with a wild milieu of adults...if two beings wanted to get a little bit intimate in a booth, or in one of those piles of soft pillows, who's to say what they might be doing? Surely people get cuddly all the time...at least as far as anyone can tell above the table or the pillows. And if anyone heard anything over the sounds of the club, well, surely they'd never think someone was doing anything intimate where anyone walking by could overhear them. And of course, at any time someone might come up to the table to ask if you wanted anything, and you might have to stop what you're doing to compose yourself and answer...or perhaps try to compose yourself without stopping. But then, if you can compose yourself that easily, surely your partner wouldn't be doing their job. You'd never know if a sudden bit of stimulation might make you jump a little, and your voice might waver a little, and they'd know exactly what you were doing. And even then, maybe they'd just wink and let you carry on, sharing in the thrill of knowing just what you were getting away with right in front of everyone, silently cheering you on for doing something they'd never dare to do themselves..."

>>791239
Don't make fun of her for it.

>>791348
This. Watch carefully to see if she's getting annoyed or aroused, and keep going as long as it's the latter.

>>791239
Yea, I wouldn't say this. Agree with:
>>791353
on that.

>>791353
>>791372
I'm being sincere.

>>791373
Even so, it's kind of demeaning to say. Especially since this is obviously a person who knows what she likes!

>>791373
If you're trying to come across to her as positive, you might want a word other than "tragic". Perhaps "precious" or "endearing"?

>>791348
Wow. I've never been into exhibitionism, but that's really making a case for it. Go with this.

>>791235
>(Exhibitionism is the one where you're being watched. Voyeurism is when you're the one watching.)

True, but let's not lose momentum with a correction.

>>791348
> the words enough may be enough

Should have said "the words alone may be enough".

>>791378
THOSE sound patronizing and insincere.

>>791231
> Both of you are already eating the food… though rather slowly… maybe you should speed things up?

No, no need to speed things up. It just wasn't clear how far into the main course you were.

> Let’s finish the main course first. There’s no rush, is there?

No rush at all.

>>791378
Those aren't good either. The whole set of phrases have problems. Best leave it unsaid.
>>791385
This.

Kaktus 2017/03/29(Wed)10:54 No. 791451 ID: 65a774
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>Oh, out in public where anyone could see or hear, sure. And I'm sure you could never get away with it in a society with senses as sharp as yours.
She wriggle in your grasp, seeming trying to somehow escape it without making the snuggling you’re giving her stop.
“W-which is exactly why I don’t… d-don’t partake in such unlady like behavior… not since I got that warning twenty years-I M-MEAN, No… I… don’t do anything like that… *cough*…”
>But in a private club, with a wild milieu of adults...if two beings wanted to get a little bit intimate in a booth, or in one of those piles of soft pillows, who's to say what they might be doing? Surely people get cuddly all the time...at least as far as anyone can tell above the table or the pillows. And if anyone heard anything over the sounds of the club, well, surely they'd never think someone was doing anything intimate where anyone walking by could overhear them.
The blush on her snout is growing bigger after each word you speak, soon enough half her face is beaming purple…
“I-I c-can’t… not in… m-my… b-but… I’ve n-never… not… *ah* GAH! Not in m-my club! No one is… d-doing… that? Are t-they?”
>And of course, at any time someone might come up to the table to ask if you wanted anything, and you might have to stop what you're doing to compose yourself and answer...or perhaps try to compose yourself without stopping.
She brings up her forelegs in a vain attempt to hide behind them.
“Ngg… VicK… d-dammit… stop this…”
>But then, if you can compose yourself that easily, surely your partner wouldn't be doing their job. You'd never know if a sudden bit of stimulation might make you jump a little, and your voice might waver a little, and they'd know exactly what you were doing. And even then, maybe they'd just wink and let you carry on, sharing in the thrill of knowing just what you were getting away with right in front of everyone, silently cheering you on for doing something they'd never dare to do themselves...
She twist and turns as you hold her, her legs kicking you in the back as they try to gain enough of a foothold to jump away. Even her tail start to behave erratically.
“S-stop it! VicK!”

>Sorry, Madame. Seeing that flawless composure of yours' crack a little tickled a mischievous part of me. I'll hold back if it truly makes you uncomfortable.
“I-I’m not… uncomfortable… I’m j-just… dammit, VicK, I’m the one who is supposed to tease you, not the other way around. Damn cherry, I didn’t think you would… could… *Ah* …J-just… give me a moment to catch my breath again…”
>Tell her you'll continue that topic after dinner, then.
“Y-yes, we… we need to finish our dinner, dear… it starting to get a bit cold…”

You turn on the recorder again, as the private moment has passed…

>Ask her what her favorite food is.
She make a point to overdramatize the motion of her cutting off the last piece of her meal before gesturing towards it.
“This is a [Translation not found], grown on one of the best insect farms in [Translation not found] on my home planet. It has been feed [Translation not found] and [Translation not found] to ensure the meat is as tender and succulent as possible. One of these probably cost more than your apartment rent, but it is worth it. While I can’t claim I have only one favorite, this is among the top. *Chew* mmm… oh, and no need to rush on your part. The dessert can wait… we have all night after all.”
>Talk about human foods with her! Stuff like pasta, cakes, curry, hamburgers, sausage, snack foods...
“I think we got pasta… or something like it… and cakes… and these hamburgers and sausages, but made from a different animal. But this curry thing did sound interesting… hmm… actually, speaking of food… what is your favorite meal?”
>…well, I always did-
“And as revenge for earlier. What, exactly, are your… mmm… intentions for tonight, hmm? How exactly do you want to have this night with little old me end, hmhm? You don’t happen to have some… mmm… ulterior motives with coming to my dinner invitation? Maybe you’re here to… mmm… take advantage of innocent little me and my hospitality, hmm?”
>Err…

"Yep! I'd like this night to end with me... how did you put it, 'popping my cherry in your arse'?"
No sense hiding that from the camera, they ought to know their tool in the field is untested, if they couldn't just pull up those records anyway.

Of course I have some ulterior motives! You are the most sensual, elegant, gorgeous woman I've ever met. I would want to do so many things in bed with you tonight, that by the end, neither of us can tell which way is up!

My favorite food is chicken tikka masala. It is a savory fowl-meat dish on a bed of a starchy grain where the meat us marinated in yogurt and spices and served in a vegetable based creamy sauce.

You've caught me. My intentions are to tease you all night, eat up your expensive food, and then start acting prudish before I walk out.

>>791451
Tell her you would very much like to give her the pleasure of ruining the double meaning of your last name, if she's up to it.

Madam, you wound me. To think you would believe me to be the type of cad who takes advantage of the innocent. We both know you are a cunning temptress far from innocence, and I imagine we would get into some not so innocent dealings together.

I believe this dinner is the beginning of a beautiful, hm, friendship, yes. One I'd be very interested in taking even further beyond.

Wow that's a full face blush going on..

>>791451
> You turn on the recorder again, as the private moment has passed…

When did you turn it off? Didn't see that noted anywhere.

>>791451
> “I think we got pasta… or something like it… and cakes… and these hamburgers and sausages, but made from a different animal. But this curry thing did sound interesting… hmm… actually, speaking of food… what is your favorite meal?”

"Favorite meal, or favorite food?"

For a favorite meal, go with >>791470. We'll have to offer to find or make a good curry some time, since she hasn't had one, though tracking down the right spices will be a challenge.

For a favorite food, though, it'd be hard to beat chocolate.

>>791451
> “And as revenge for earlier. What, exactly, are your… mmm… intentions for tonight, hmm? How exactly do you want to have this night with little old me end, hmhm? You don’t happen to have some… mmm… ulterior motives with coming to my dinner invitation? Maybe you’re here to… mmm… take advantage of innocent little me and my hospitality, hmm?”

Don't give a blunt or crude answer, but be honest, and answer without being embarrassed by it. (Though you could be a bit coy to start with; after all, the traditional ending of a good meal would be a good dessert, and that crack about being "innocent" deserves a good tease in response as well.)


"You're a a beautiful, elegant, and delightfully nuanced woman, who can jump between refined and provocative on a moment's notice; I'd like whatever dream I'm in to continue, and the only thing stopping me from expecting to wake up at any moment is that I don't think my imagination is quite capable enough to have come up with you. I'm thoroughly enjoying spending time with you, and I'd love to become closer friends. To say that more clearly, since the translator can't manage all the nuanced types of relationships you listed earlier: I'd enjoy having a friend who likes speaking so openly and enjoying life so deeply, experiencing new things together, and giving and taking a bit of flirting and teasing here and there. And yes, if you're not opposed to the idea, I'd enjoy doing more than just teasing.

But I don't have any 'ulterior motives'; I'd like to think I have fairly straightforward ones. You're a lot of fun to spend time with, no matter how you'd like to spend that time."


It is funny, though, that we're in almost the opposite situation from the stereotypical person with "ulterior motives". Rather than someone going through the motions of spending time with someone in the hopes of getting laid, we're instead spending a wonderful time with someone who happily enjoys the concept of "friends with benefits", but who reacted to the word "date" much like someone might otherwise react if propositioned for sex. Perhaps expressing romantic interest is something one doesn't do until the third friend-outing?

(If there's some way to bemusedly make that observation, go for it.)

>favorite food
Pizza. The magical disc-shaped catch-all food that can be anything you want.

>ulterior motives
We've been over this, Zal. There's nothing ulterior about my motives. I went out to 'pop my cherry', but I'm not going to take advantage of anyone, anywhere.

>>791570
It seems a little presumptuous to use the phrase "taking advantage". The sentiment is appropriate, but if anything she'd be "taking advantage" of innocent little us.

>>791568
This. And then turn the question around on her, and ask about her motives for inviting us. Not something that happens every day. Or millennium.

>>791573
She used the phrase first.

>>791575
You're right, I missed that. In that case, go for it; it's a good way of turning the phrase around on her.

>>778950
Did anyone successfully decode this one? There aren't multiple samples of it, so trying to decode it purely as a substitution-cipher would be a challenge. I'm trying to find the font for it...

>>791481
+1

Kaktus 2017/03/30(Thu)12:22 No. 791714 ID: 65a774
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>Did anyone successfully decode this one?
Geez, if I knew people would be this determined to decode those things I would have written something that’s actually worth decoding… If you read the other decoded messages you already have a good idea what that one is saying…
>When did you turn the camera off? Didn't see that noted anywhere.
You turned it off when you started talking about kinks, you think?


>My favorite food is chicken tikka masala. It is a savory fowl-meat dish on a bed of a starchy grain where the meat us marinated in yogurt and spices and served in a vegetable based creamy sauce.
“…yogurt? Is that like… Gogurt the Gartag makes? But it does sound interesting... with that… mmm… creamy sauce… hmhm…”
>You've caught me. My intentions are to tease you all night, eat up your expensive food, and then start acting prudish before I walk out.
“… … …you know, if that was actually true it would have been the most interesting thing that had happen to me in years. Sadly, you heart does not lie, VicK. It’s clear you’re here for more than just that, hmhm…”

>Madam, you wound me. To think you would believe me to be the type of cad who takes advantage of the innocent. We both know you are a cunning temptress far from innocence, and I imagine we would get into some not so innocent dealings together.
“Hmhm… why, VicK, are you calling me a liar? ‘A cunning temptress’, hmm? Why, I’ve never heard something so… so… mmm… harsh before, hmhm. I do hope you’re not trying to hurt little old me with those… mmm… tasteless accusations, VicK.”
>You are the most sensual, elegant, gorgeous woman I've ever met.
“Oh, VicK, aren’t you just a charmer, hmm? Hmhm… maybe laying it on a bit… mmm… thick, don’t you think? Though, I can’t fault you for saying the truth, can I?”
> I'd like whatever dream I'm in to continue, and the only thing stopping me from expecting to wake up at any moment is that I don't think my imagination is quite capable enough to have come up with you.
“Oh, that’s a new one, actually. First time I’ve actually beaten the girl of someone’s dream instead of being one. Hmhm…”

>I believe this dinner is the beginning of a beautiful, hm, friendship, yes. One I'd be very interested in taking even further beyond.
“My questions still stands, though… how far do you want to take our… mmm… friendship? …at least… tonight?”
>I'd enjoy having a friend who likes speaking so openly and enjoying life so deeply, experiencing new things together, and giving and taking a bit of flirting and teasing here and there.
“I’ve enjoyed my time with you as well, VicK… you are more interesting than you give yourself credit for…”
>But I don't have any 'ulterior motives'; I'd like to think I have fairly straightforward ones. You're a lot of fun to spend time with, no matter how you'd like to spend that time.
“Still… how do you want to spend the time we have, hmm?”
>And yes, if you're not opposed to the idea, I'd enjoy doing more than just teasing.
“Hmhm… and what, exactly, is more than just teasing, hmm? I want some… mmm… details, VicK… and not just more teasing, hmhm…”

>Tell her you would very much like to give her the pleasure of ruining the double meaning of your last name, if she's up to it.
“Hmhm… really? Is that what you desire? …hmm… question is, is it really what you deserve? What you actually want? Your first time with an old lady five times your age, hmm?”
>I would want to do so many things in bed with you tonight, that by the end, neither of us can tell which way is up!
“*Snrk* Really, VicK? You really think you can do that? To me? Hmhm… not to be mean but… you do understand how many men before you I’ve been with? And how much experience and skill some of them had? Hmhm… no, I don’t think you have it in you for something like that, Hmhm…”
>I'd like this night to end with me... how did you put it, 'popping my cherry in your arse'?
“Oh? So that’s how you want this quest of yours to end? In my… mmm… derriere? Are you sure about that? Wouldn’t you rather have your first time in the proper place? …or in my maw? I’ve had so many boys like you simply melt just by using my tongue, you know… Still… I have to ask… is this really what you want? Your first time is supposed to be special, no? Not some one-time thing with an old lady…”

Does it have to be one-time, Zalia?

>Wouldn’t you rather have your first time in the proper place?
About that... We weren't entirely sure there was a difference, with um, reptilians.

Look, you're incredible. And no, I don't know precisely which place I'd like most. Or what normal things I like. Or what kinky things I like. Which means it's important to try as many things as possible, of course!

And who says anything about a one time thing? I hope to have a long-term, emotionally and physically intimate friendship with you, if possible!

>>791714
>Your first time is supposed to be special, no? Not some one-time thing with an old lady…
"What? Are you saying you're not special? Don't be so hard on yourself, Zalia. I think you're special!"

Perhaps you're right on the derrierre thing. Doesn't seem proper for a first time.
But what's this about you being old and not special? Your age only adds layers of intrigue to your already winning personality. And why wouldn't it be special for my first time to be with you? You are an all around lovely person and I cant see how any first involving you wouldn't make an equally lovely memory.

And would it really be a one night thing? I mean sure I must have seemed rather one track this evening but I do find you interesting, engaging, and fun to cuddle. Honestly wouldn't mind spending another evening with you after this multiple decades long primal urge has been taken care of one way or another. Perhaps 'll be a better conversationalist then.

> You really think you can do that? To me?
I'd like to. Don't know how successful I'll be. Maybe if I do something to drive you properly wild, find a really improper place- like up against a window... or on recording, to thrill you.

But alright, In human cultures it's usually the ladies who give consent, so you choose; if you think I ought to get some experience under my belt to show you a proper good time, or- we can make some memories that you, I and the embassy will never forget, tonight. Either way, I promise you this won't be where we end.

>>791714
You only want it to be a one time thing?
How disappointing, I thought I might be a little more a passing ship in the sea.

Let's see how it handles that idiom

>>791714
Old lady? She said herself, she's an adult in her prime. So are you. She may have more knowledge and experience both sexual and practical, but that just means she's learned. That's something to look up to! So tell her that. The raw numbers mean little when you're different species.
>one time thing
Aw, does it have to be? Wait, she's teasing you, isn't she.
Also, yeah, she gets to choose how you do the deed, but she also has a point, you might prefer your first time to involve the proper hole. You could note that blowjobs are not considered to be uh, virginity-taking in human culture. First base is kissing, second base is heavy petting, third base is oral, fourth base/home run is "all the way". What's the final base in her culture?

Aw, I totally thought yogurt would translate. What's the generic term for 'an animal's milk, sweetened and thickened with bacteria'.

>>791714
> “*Snrk* Really, VicK? You really think you can do that? To me? Hmhm… not to be mean but… you do understand how many men before you I’ve been with? And how much experience and skill some of them had? Hmhm… no, I don’t think you have it in you for something like that, Hmhm…”

Get a not-so-serious look on your face; make sure you come across as playful, not arrogant. "You didn't think I could tease you, either. Perhaps I can fire up your imagination, when my mouth isn't otherwise occupied. I don't suppose you have a window overlooking the club? Dark enough no one can see clearly through it, but enough to leave a silhouette? Perhaps someone might think it merely a trick of the light, but at least someone down there might know whose window it is...

I might be able to surprise you, or I might not, but I'd love to try; I'd be happy as long as you have a good time. And there are some advantages to youth; I'd love to take all evening, and morning, in the attempt."

Making the assumption here that you're still young enough for that to be plausible. You'll have a little help from that bottle in your bag, you're young enough to manage more than one go in a session, and in-between, remember that you have hands, fingers, and a tongue. Don't be so arrogant as to think you'll be the best she's ever had, but you should manage to make a good showing with enough care.

> Are you sure about that? Wouldn’t you rather have your first time in the proper place?

"First time, sure, but there's always the second or third."

> or in my maw? I’ve had so many boys like you simply melt just by using my tongue, you know

"Perhaps one day, but I'd rather spend time doing something more pleasurable to you."

Remember that if all goes well, you hope to have a long and lasting "close friendship"; you don't have to get every experience the first time. Focus on making a good showing for your first experience, and on ensuring that you're not the only one enjoying yourself.

> Still… I have to ask… is this really what you want? Your first time is supposed to be special, no? Not some one-time thing with an old lady…”

"I think you do yourself a grave disservice, Zalia, if you believe it would not be special. I would think that sex should be as much about who you're with as what you're doing. And on that basis alone, I think it'd be more than special; it'd be extraordinary.

As for a 'one-time thing', I can honestly say that I was not looking for a one-night stand when I came to dinner. I'd hoped to find someone special, whether a 'close friend' or something more, and I found someone special beyond my wildest dreams. If we were to make love once and never see each other again, it'd be a memory to treasure for a lifetime, but I'd rather treasure you for as long as you'll have me."

>>791768
> First base is kissing, second base is heavy petting, third base is oral, fourth base/home run is "all the way". What's the final base in her culture?

Considering her comment earlier that was roughly translated as "Nth base where N is roughly 4/3", it'd be interesting to ask; she does seem to enjoy the subject.

Also, I've generally heard second base described as "above the waist" and third as "below the waist", whether using fingers or mouths. Though "above the waist" doesn't seem to apply here.

>>791719
> About that... We weren't entirely sure there was a difference, with um, reptilians.

Leave that out. We'll hopefully have the opportunity to learn, later.

> “Hmhm… and what, exactly, is more than just teasing, hmm? I want some… mmm… details, VicK… and not just more teasing, hmhm…”

Give her details, then; she did ask. In addition to the idea about a window overlooking the club, which sounds good;

Tell her that you'd like to try teasing her again, and bringing her right to the edge, to see if she'd get off from the lightest caress after that. Tell her you'd like to learn everything she's willing to share about her body and what she enjoys. You'd like to try making love to her with her tail wrapped around your waist and legs. You'd like to try stimulating her with your mouth alone, and learning how best to do that. You'd like to know more about the art of tail pulling. And you'd like to kiss every single part of her body and see what's the most sensitive.

>>791871
She does seem to enjoy talking about it, to the point of being stimulated by words alone.

Give her a long list of potential activities, most of them focused on her. You're going to enjoy the evening no matter what, but I think she'd be pleasantly surprised to hear suggestions that focus on her rather than on what you've done without for your many years.

>>791863
This.

>>791871
>>791875
Yes, do spell out the details like this.

>>791865
That opportunity is about to come up, so we'd best get educated.

Kaktus 2017/04/01(Sat)07:27 No. 792356 ID: 65a774
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>I can honestly say that I was not looking for a one-night stand when I came to dinner. I'd hoped to find someone special, whether a 'close friend' or something more, and I found someone special beyond my wildest dreams.
“I’m happy at least someone found the… mmm… jackpot last night, hmhm… I’m sure some of the girls you’ve met are thinking the same…”
>If we were to make love once and never see each other again, it'd be a memory to treasure for a lifetime, but I'd rather treasure you for as long as you'll have me.
“Sadly, nothing last forever, VicK… in the end… memories is all we have… especially when it comes to moments like the first time. Can’t just throw something like that away on a derriere the first chance you get, hmm? Though, I can be wrong about this… my culture doesn’t really make a big deal about the first time, but I know a lot of Xeno culture does…”

>About that... We weren't entirely sure there was a difference, with um, reptilians.
“Why, VicK, you haven’t done your homework, hmm? Then let me tell you… there are three places you can put it… I’m sure you can work it out from there.”
>Yeah, she gets to choose how you do the deed, but she also has a point, you might prefer your first time to involve the proper hole.
“Hmhm… you’re really going to let me choose something like that? Isn’t this more for you than me, hmm?”
>You could note that blowjobs are not considered to be uh, virginity-taking in human culture.
“Really? Why, isn’t your kind faithful to the details, hmm? For us… just being with another person in… mmm… that way is enough… be it with the mouth… hands… feet… tail… or the more… mmm… proper places… it’s all good.”
>First base is kissing, second base is heavy petting, third base is oral, fourth base/home run is "all the way". What's the final base in her culture?
“To proclaim yourself eternally bound to your partner with Unity of love ritual? Or is it getting kids? I mean, sex is just another step on the way, after all.”

She leans up towards you, placing her arms around your neck as she does so…

>Are you saying you're not special? Don't be so hard on yourself, Zalia. I think you're special!
“Oh, please, I know I’m special… we all are… it’s more of a question… are we special?”
>I would think that sex should be as much about who you're with as what you're doing.
“Indeed… but there’s the thing. If I may be completely honest, I’m more intrigue by all this teasing and going back and forth than the… end goal, so to speak. It’s just… the last few years I’ve had trouble getting really fired up about it… it’s gotten just so… dull, hmm? And I don’t want your first experience be with someone you can’t really please. Your first experience should be with someone that’s equally into it as you are, no?”

You can feel her tongue starting to drag itself slowly over the side of your neck…

>You didn't think I could tease you, either.
“True… but teasing is still a bit fun…”
>Perhaps I can fire up your imagination, when my mouth isn't otherwise occupied. I don't suppose you have a window overlooking the club? Dark enough no one can see clearly through it, but enough to leave a silhouette?
Her lapping of your neck seems to intensify when you mention the window…
“…I do have a several large windows overlooking the main hall, yes… and a balcony… what are you thinking, hmm?”
>Maybe if I do something to drive you properly wild, find a really improper place- like up against a windo-gnnt... or on recording, to thrill you…
Her fangs bruise your skin when you mention the window again, as she starts nibbling on the side of your cheek. You can feel her tail going wild behind you, at times hitting the chair you’re sitting in with its flailing.
“…”
>Tell her that you'd like to try teasing her again, and bringing her right to the edge, to see if she'd get off from the lightest caress after that.
“Hmhm… y-you… y-y-you really t-think you can do that to me? Bring me to the edge, hmm? I’ve been with people way more experienced than you that have failed… hmhm…”
>You'd like to try making love to her with her tail wrapped around your waist and legs. You'd like to try stimulating her with your mouth alone, and learning how best to do that. You'd like to know more about the art of tail pulling. And you'd like to kiss every single part of her body and see what's the most sensitive.
“I don’t think you can manage to do all that on your first time, VicK…”
>First time, sure, but there's always the second or third.
“Second? Third? Hmhm… you really do sound like a first timer, VicK… so… confident… so sure about what they can do… I think you’re in over your head with promises like that… hmhm…”

“…speaking of promises… there is something that I… I want you to have… and to… mmm… experience… if you wouldn’t mind? You won’t mind leaving the dessert for later so I can… mmm… make you experience something special, hmm?”

Once again, she slowly drags her tongue across the side of your neck…

“Something we should do somewhere a bit more… private?”

"Color me intrigued." turn off the recording and ask if she wants you to close your eyes for this surprise.

Sounds lovely. Should it remain between us?

I think this surprise might not be a sexual one, so don't get too excited.

Private? And here you've been talking up exhibitionism all night. Okay. 'Private' it is.

>>792356
>“Oh, please, I know I’m special… we all are… it’s more of a question… are we special?”

"I very much hope so."

>“Indeed… but there’s the thing. If I may be completely honest, I’m more intrigue by all this teasing and going back and forth than the… end goal, so to speak. It’s just… the last few years I’ve had trouble getting really fired up about it… it’s gotten just so… dull, hmm? And I don’t want your first experience be with someone you can’t really please. Your first experience should be with someone that’s equally into it as you are, no?”

Focus on this.

"If it's been years since you can find excitement and thrill from the act, then I do believe I'm not the only one with a problem that needs solving. And yours seems no less important than mine, for you know exactly what you're missing but with no idea how to get it back. I can see now why you pressed so hard for details, if speaking of the details is the only thing you find motivating anymore."

>>Tell her that you'd like to try teasing her again, and bringing her right to the edge, to see if she'd get off from the lightest caress after that.
>“Hmhm… y-you… y-y-you really t-think you can do that to me? Bring me to the edge, hmm? I’ve been with people way more experienced than you that have failed… hmhm…”

"In all honesty, I consider myself lucky that the one area you need most is one in which physical performance or experience may be the least required. I might not be able to keep up on skill, but words are something I may yet manage with, judging by your reactions earlier. Just how much further might that blush have extended, had I continued? You seemed to have more than enough verve at the time, scrambling to throw yourself from me yet not quite bringing yourself to flinch too far.

I do believe I've found myself a singular goal and focus for the evening, then, and a realistic if challenging one at that: to either return to you a zest for pleasure again, or to make a sufficiently strong effort as to give you hope that such a thing might be possible in time, and thus earn the opportunity to try once more in the future."

> there is something that I… I want you to have… and to… mmm… experience… if you wouldn’t mind? You won’t mind leaving the dessert for later so I can… mmm… make you experience something special, hmm?”

> Once again, she slowly drags her tongue across the side of your neck…

How sure are you, based on what must surely have been much private experimentation, that you could manage to continue afterward and not collapse in exhaustion if she does this?

> “Something we should do somewhere a bit more… private?”

"Private? You must think me either prudish or oblivious if I've so badly ignored you thus far. I would be more than happy to enjoy whatever you have to offer, but perhaps somewhere a bit more...enjoyable for you as well."

Specifically:

> Her lapping of your neck seems to intensify when you mention the window…
> “…I do have a several large windows overlooking the main hall, yes… and a balcony… what are you thinking, hmm?”

Stand up, and gesture for her to lead the way there. Make sure the lights are at the right level, where you can still see her but the window will mostly acts as a one-way mirror. And this time, keep the teasing going as long as you can manage. Spread it out, let it last, keep it going, and let your hands wander only when you reach the most opportune moment.

"I am thinking that your club needs a new regular, unofficial attraction for its guests. A set of windows visible from the main hall, in view of hundreds of guests, through which a wandering eye might on occasion start to glimpse a suggestive shadow. Nothing definitive, but enough to start rumors and whispers.

Soon, others might cast a careful look, skeptical but not quite enough to ignore it. Those unlucky enough to see nothing may dismiss it, while those lucky enough to see something may fuel the fires of imagination. They might say that on occasion, you can make out a serpentine figure, and a second shadow that blends into the first.

They might hint, as much from fervent hope as second-hand truth, that on a truly lucky night the lights are slightly higher, enough to give an occasional glimpse of skin, in two different tones. Just enough that the mind completes the picture in whatever way the observer might hope. Perhaps on occasion, once in a blue moon, the balcony door stays open just a crack, where a careful or sensitive ear might pick up the slightest noise over the thumping of the club: a rhythmic, moist sound; a faint skritching; the occasional moan; even a hint of a syllable from a name, stoking the fantasies of any who might imagine it part of their own.

Someone might take those fantasies home with them. Or, just think, someone might get so carried away in those fantasies that they cannot hold it in, and they retire to a restroom, or to a quiet booth in the corner. Perhaps alone, or perhaps to cuddle with a partner that has seen the same sights and heard the same sounds they have. A few of those might even know whose window this is, and build a clearer scene in their minds, almost as if they were standing...right there...watching.

And they might one day say that, on nights when a show on the main club stage occupies the undivided attention of most, when the hot spotlights all point that way, and loud sounds and smells consume the senses, that someone in the back who let their attention wander might notice figures moving on the outside of the dark balcony, out of the spotlight and contrast. As they shake those they brought with them, who reluctantly turn away from the stage, the figures begin to shift, and the motion becomes, for a moment, unmistakable for anything else. The shape of a head, moving from low on a serpentine form to meet in a kiss, both shadows meeting at the waist, and beginning to move against each other, dancing the oldest dance in the universe.

The small group, shocked, transfixed, murmurs to themselves a bit in disbelief. The figures accelerate, as a few more in that part of the crowd wonder what their neighbors are looking at and why they've lost interest in the show. One member of the band notices a dozen members of the crowd not looking their way, and smiles, knowing exactly what has captivated them and not resenting it in the slightest. She looks out over the crowd and winks, and the crowd swoons thinking it is for them, but you know exactly who it was aimed at. And she begins to play her part all the more energetically, knowing what's to come.

And as the band reaches its crescendo, a wave of sound radiating through the room that you can feel resonating through your very bones, the two shadows fully merge into one, leaving no gap between them, and many in that crowd will swear for the rest of their lives that they could hear a harmony of two moans abruptly cut off into wordlessness, and a few could just barely hear a voice calling out at the height of pleasure, rapturously calling out a name that none would have dared to presume, a name forever associated in their minds with that moment...

Zalia.

But before any more who heard can turn around, the figures have vanished, leaving many wondering how much was real and how much was their fevered imagination, but certain that they will be returning to many more shows. And they dare not tell their friends of this most definitive detail, for no one who had not seen it for themselves would ever believe them. But they'll return time and again in the hopes that they might see and hear it again, and hoping beyond hope that someone with them will hear as well, that they can share the experience and know it did not occur merely inside their own mind. And meanwhile, a precious few might dare to replicate a mere shadow of the experience themselves, and surely if the name they heard was real, then this club would be the one place they could try it. And so the next time you go through your club, when you see a couple or a trio cuddling close amidst a pile of pillows, and you happen to catch their eye, you might wonder just what they're doing, and give them a wink, and and at the very sight of the one who unknowingly encouraged them, you might see them both shudder and take on the unmistakable look of release, fueled not only by their partner but by their own mind comparing the sensual form in front of them with the figure of legend from the unforgettable balcony."


"... That, Madame, is what I was thinking."

>>792385
Yikes. When your suggestion is longer than the update maybe you need to calm down a little, huh?

>>792356
Yes, lets. Recording time is over, unless she's signed the other paperwork.

>>792378
This. Though even if it is, that doesn't mean you can't take the opportunity for some teasing, as she does seem most interested in the dual-meaning of intercourse.

>>792387
> Yikes. When your suggestion is longer than the update maybe you need to calm down a little, huh?

The last such suggestion worked out so well. And if there was any hope whatsoever that teasing alone would be enough, or that Vic was to have enough of a way with words (if nothing else) to get her out of her funk, then there would have to be enough material for him to go on. I imagined how long that might take, judging by what it took to just get her blushing, and ran with it. Zalia's right that we shouldn't have unrealistic expectations for a first time, so focusing on the one thing proven to turn her on seemed appropriate.

> Yes, lets. Recording time is over, unless she's signed the other paperwork.

Good point. Though remember that we'd also agreed with her that we would give her the recording to do with as she wished, so she can always make that decision afterward if she wants.

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>>792385
Now I kind of feel bad for putting this thing on hold for a while… that was one hell of a post…

>>792391
No, just stop. Kaktus updates are long enough without walls of even more text to respond to.

>>792392
> https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/src/149106754020.png

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free means it will cost 10 dollars."

>Now I kind of feel bad for putting this thing on hold for a while… that was one hell of a post…

Thank you. And that's OK, it'll be here when you return.

>>792385
Wow. I hope that gets put to good use turning Zalia on, because she's not the only one.

>>792392
> Please give us all your money on Kickstarter today!

You joke, and I do hope this whole post is an April Fool's gag, but do you have a Patreon or similar? This is really well done.