>>753526
whoa, that's a real good profile shot of Chuck

>>753529
The look on his face suggests he's already pretty much in. Just take it easy, and ease it in, it's not a race afterall. Tak the time to enjoy this new experience.

>>753526
look at that dainty neck.
kiss it.
kiss that neck.

How about no to jamming it in. Great way to end the night blue balled. Just take it easy and work on enjoying this.

This has taken quite the turn. Didn't expect to be in bed with the taylor/doctor. Slowly ease in and then rapidly increase.

Lean back and admire the body you've got before you.

>>753526
Holy shit, Ramona was right! Chuck is a fucking stick! Someone put some meat on those bones!

>>753546
This.

>>753527
Thread the needle, Chuck.

>>753529
Save that for the nanogoo thread. Or the mayor's asshole.

This might be a weird request, but...

C-can we nibble her mandibles? Is that something we can do? And... does... she have... spinnerets?
I want to touch them!

Cmon chuck! You have to tell us less fortunate. How is it, man! HOW IS IT!

>>753569
Wh-what if... what if her nipples are spinnerets...

>>753569
Remember kids, always ask before rotor-rooting a lady's silk chute.

>>753534
This.

Charlemagne 2016/10/18(Tue)11:22 No. 753621 ID: d163e3
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You sit back and set Sophie’s legs on your shoulders. You’re not jammin yet, but you’re definitely prepared to jam if necessary. You take your first good look at Sophie’s body. Had either of you been less drunk, there might have been more teasing and foreplay before this stuff started. Much to your chagrin, you cannot get a clear shot at her shoulder blades, which you are most curious about, but you do see that she has a feminine perk to her chest. No nipples, though. Starting at the very top of her head, she is bisected by a subtle crease that follows the curve of her belly and deepens where a navel would typically be.

What were you thinking about again? Spider puss

Feels good, really good

Kind of a weird, different shape on the inside, like there’s a dense fold on either side pinching at your junk. The more you think about it, the more you want to blow your load, so you try to think about something else.

spider

puss

Sophie’s breathy moaning is barely louder than the creak of this crappy couch and the rattle of various shelf items moving. When she looks at you like that, it’s hard to hold back. You can tell she’s having as much fun as you are, and she’s definitely faking that shy giggle. She’s totally getting off on it, heh heh.

Charlemagne 2016/10/18(Tue)11:23 No. 753622 ID: d163e3
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When the time feels right, you start jammin. Being drunk, your motions are a little sloppier than normal, but at the same time you were drunk so often before coming to Coxwette that this might be your norm. You kind of wish you could do something to get Sophie off really quick, but it’s a little late for that.

The alcohol in your system has severely dulled your pleasure, but warm fuzzies still bounce up and down your body after you climax. It’s only at that point when you realize how loud you and Sophie were, the unglamorous gasps and groans fading into a quiet argument of exhausted panting.

Charlemagne 2016/10/18(Tue)11:24 No. 753624 ID: d163e3
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Sophie: “Hhh…”

You: “…fuck”

Sophie looks up.

Sophie: “Is… someone at the door?”

You listen carefully. Sure enough, when your heartbeat is no longer in your ears, you hear knocking.

You: “God damn it. What time is it?”

It’s about 11:30PM.

>>753624
Quick! Get dressed and peer through the porthole! Break out a twister game if you have it, the PERFECT cover story for sweat and loud noises!

>>753624
kiss her nape before getting dressed and sneak a peak at them shoulderblades.

Ignore it? Its either a neighbor, the police or a monster. It can go away or it can knock again.

You can both take your time getting dressed and ready. If this was an emergency then they'd probably be shouting. Hide the gin bottle and used condom though!

Give Sophie a quick affectionate kiss.

Sophie can get the door, and you can try to act nonchalant on the couch. You're a good actor, though your poker face lacks finesse.

why would Chuck be worried that someone would know he had sex, he is not making promises to date anyone in town for any reason other then sex. This is the perfect opportunity if it isn't a spook to get out that he is a guy who sleeps around.

It's Sophie's place, so it's probably best if she gets the door. Either way it's probably just an angry neighbor. Still it's best to throw on the covers and get the door just incase.

Voice to Sophie a concern that it may be one of those things from the forest. Ask if she has anything for self-defense just in case and suggest she has it ready.

If there's no peep-hole then Sophie better ask who it is.

Charlemagne 2016/10/18(Tue)14:58 No. 753666 ID: d163e3
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You: “Why don’t you go get that”

Sophie: “nnno”

You: “Come ooooon”

You: “People are going to get suspicious if I do it.”

Sophie: “Fine…”

You smooch her neck, then roll off of her so that she can get up. She walks to her tiny closet and puts on a six-armed bathrobe. Your smile dissipates, and you reach for the handle of your baseball bat. You put a throw blanket over your shame, and Sophie goes to get the door.

Charlemagne 2016/10/18(Tue)14:59 No. 753668 ID: d163e3
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oh god damn it not this shit again

Sophie: “Lisa… hello.”

Lisa: “Hi Doctor Sophie. Just checking up around town to see if everyone’s alright.”

Lisa looks and sounds completely rundown. Her hair is done up in a hasty bun, she has no makeup on, and is in her pajamas.

Lisa: “I hope I’m not interrupting anything.”

>Lisa: “I hope I’m not interrupting anything.”
Just spidersex, that's all!

>>753668
Say nothing, stay hidden!

Kidnap beaver to forcefeed her Plath stuff. The mayor is clearly trying to ruin your life so it's time to get doing. Do Sophie too while you're at it.

>>753670
Play follow the leader. the leader being Sohpie and shuting up till she says otherwise.

>>753668
Lisa, your job sucks.

Say nothing. Let Sophie handle her.

>>753671
>Do Sophie too while you're at it.
Already did.

But yeah, stay quiet and let the spider diffuse the situation.

Make some smug faces, see if Lisa reacts.

Stay hidden and STFU

Give Lisa the Blue Magnum behind Sophie's back.

Charlemagne 2016/10/18(Tue)17:21 No. 753708 ID: d163e3
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Lisa: “So… how are things tonight? Anything…”

Lisa coughs into her hand.

Lisa: “unusual happening?”

Sophie quickly looks back at you, and you give her an unknowing look.

Sophie: “No… have you been getting enough sleep?”

Lisa: “Uh… pardon?”

Sophie: “You look… sleep-deprived. Are you ok?”

Charlemagne 2016/10/18(Tue)17:21 No. 753709 ID: d163e3
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Lisa: “U-uh…”

Lisa: “Well…”

Lisa: “Work has been kind of demanding. Lately.”

Lisa: “I pulled a couple all-nighters, but it’s… it’s fine.”

Sophie: “Do you want some water?”

Lisa: “I suppose I… well”

Lisa: “Is there someone else in there?”

Lisa leans to the right, but Sophie mirrors the motion to block her view.

Sophie: “Anything I can do for you?”

Lisa: “U-uh… can…”

Lisa:

Lisa: “Can I just maybe lie down for like five minutes? Please.”

Lisa: “Sorry…”

HIDE THE BOOZE!
SHE WON'T BE ABLE TO SAY NO! DANGER DANGER HIGH VOLTAGE

>>753711
HIDE CONTRABAND, DON UNDERWEAR, ACT LIKE WE'RE A PATIENT OF THE SPIDERDOCTOR.

Oh shit! Sophie might let her in. Chuck you need to hide the booze so the nark doesn't see it. And also get dressed, but the illegal activity seems more important. You can always play it off that Sophie was giving you an examination.

Also, I'm surprised "playing doctor" hasn't been mentioned yet (at least not lately).

Can we get to the closet without being spotted?
PLAN B: Can we make it into the hammock?

With how dead she looks, I wouldn't be surprised if she pretended the booze didn't exist. Rather she'd "Make it disappear" if given the push to do so.

>>753713
I second this motion. We should still have stab wound scars from our other-worldly encounter right? If not, I'm sure we can fake sick without much difficulty.

>>753709
Mandatory puss tax. No wait, that's dumb. Shit. The only place to hide is the hammock. Chuck will die going for the hammock.

Oh well, Chuck can't get in the way of Sophie's good nature, it'd be criminal. Bad criminal, not Chuck criminal. Shrug in the affirmative when she looks over.

Lisa can nap in our aftersex, no problem.

Hide the booze and look around for potential spots to hide yourself.

Chuck can always start faking coughing if Sophie can't seem to find her tongue. Playing up the whole sick thing as to why you're there.

I really hope she just shuts the door for a moment like. "Yes, but can you give me one minute to clean up. I already have one patent right now." (Which is true because we had and still have spider fever)

>>753726
Good idea, late night illness works aces.

If the loveseat isn't against the wall, we could hide behind that.

Start faking illness Chuck!

Charlemagne 2016/10/18(Tue)18:19 No. 753737 ID: d163e3
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Sophie lets Lisa into the apartment. You quietly and expertly pull your boxers on underneath your blanket, then start coughing.

You: “Oooh”

You: “Ooh-woaaah…”

Lisa: “Chuck!!”

Lisa: “Are you ok?”

You: “I came down with something bad!”

You: “Sophie was just giving me a check-up to… to”

You: “Make sure it’s nothing serious.”

Charlemagne 2016/10/18(Tue)18:19 No. 753738 ID: d163e3
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Sophie:

Sophie: “Yyyyesss”

Sophie: “Full body check-up”

You: “Heh, damn right”

Sophie shoots you a glare and you shut up.

Sophie: “Chuck would you be nice and give sofa to Lisa to lie down?”

You nod and stand, pulling the blanket up over your shoulders.

Charlemagne 2016/10/18(Tue)18:19 No. 753739 ID: d163e3
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Lisa: “Huh… smells weird in here. Thanks Sophie. I’m sorry to intrude…”

Lisa looks very concerned.

Lisa: “So… what’s the diagnosis?”

Sophie: “Uh”

Sophie: “Benign… general… felinosis.”

Lisa: “Oh!!”

Lisa: “That sounds serious!”

Lisa: “Chuck, you shouldn’t be out delivering pastries to everyone if you are ill!!”

>>753739
It's cool, Sophie was just saying it's non-transmissible once symptoms set in. Boy, it's lucky nobody else got sick! It must be the rural fresh air, Coxwetters are made of sterner stuff, huh?

>>753739
Yeah maybe. (Hey we can get some sick leave out of this)

>>753739
Nah, it's benign! Means it's not gonna kill me or spread like the cold, just gonna suck for a few hours.

>>753739
It occurs to me we now have an excuse, with a witness, for missing our date. You got sick! Yeah, that was totally it, you feel terrible.

>Lisa: “Chuck, you shouldn’t be out delivering pastries to everyone if you are ill!!”
It wasn't that bad this morning, I promise.

>>753739
You DO know some dieseases aren't contagious, right?
Plus, I haven't had any symptoms showing until around... what five? It was after work. That's why we're here so late. And you have too-much-workitis. Get someone to split the work, seriously. If you're pulling all nighters, that means your doing work for two people, and that's inefficient. That's not doin' Susan no favors.

If Susanna ain't gonna pull up the cash for no 2nd assistant, she's gonna kill you eventually, you know? I know people who've died from working too hard, no foolin'.

>>753746
That would work except for the other phone call, a certain someone already knows we basically banged the spider. So no sick leave unless you wanna try and roll some epic d20's on your persuasion skill.

>>753746
What date?

Also we should probably leave the medical talk to the doctor.

>>753747
This

From what I remember, Lisa likes it when we're heroic.

So show off your scars, and say that even though you were rugged enough to fight off the beast, you may have been injured more than you let on.

But keep that in the strictest confidence, you wouldn't want anyone to worry.

You could go with: "Sophie was saying it's actually just like a vitamin and mineral deficiency, not a virus."

>>753751
The date with Marcie.

alright so the mayor employs her as a cockblock. Alright let's get her to break her own rules. Let's ask Lisa to teach us some French when we are feeling better. That will be our first step to stuffing this beaver and fucking the mayor over (puns 100% intended)!

I Know I know... *Hack* But from what Sophie tells me it's not contagious, at least.

>>753758
That was an internal idea, not an agreed upon date.

>>753760
Good idea. We can start by asking her what "réveillé" means.

Charlemagne 2016/10/18(Tue)20:58 No. 753773 ID: d163e3
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You: “Oh, it’s n-”

You: “Probably not contagious. Right Sophie?”

Sophie: “Right.”

You: “It just… makes you tired and dizzy, and… make weird phone calls in the late evening.”

Charlemagne 2016/10/18(Tue)20:58 No. 753774 ID: d163e3
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Lisa takes off her glasses and lays down on the couch with her clipboard on her belly.

Lisa: “Hm… ok, I see.”

Lisa: “Well just… don’t…”

Lisa yawns.

Lisa: “work yourself too hard…”

Lisa: “if you’re not feeling…”

Charlemagne 2016/10/18(Tue)20:59 No. 753775 ID: d163e3
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Lisa: [beaver snoring]

The clipboard slides down onto the floor, and you take this time to stow the gin away in one of the kitchen cabinets.

You: “That condom’s been on my dick this whole time.”

Sophie: “Ew…”

You take it off and dispose of it in the restroom before washing up.

You: “I take it you’re alright with Lisa staying here?”

Sophie: “It looks like… she needs a quiet place to sleep.”

Now's the chance, Look at her clipboard!

>>753775
Well good work Doc, you got a night off and where there to help someone who needed it. The snayor's running the poor thing ragged.

>>753777
Yeah, at some point a serious talk with the mayor and her habit of forcing overtime might be in order.
Also, peek at her clipboard when you pick it up to set it on the table for her.

>>753775
I guess this means you can't sleep over. Tell Sophie you'd have loved to cuddle a bit more but hugs will have to do. Tell her you'd love to hook up again sometime, and you're even better sober fyi.

Also tell her that the mayor is obviously up to some weirdness and if she wants some protection against that weirdness she can talk to Ramona about it. Tell her to specifically ask for réveillé, but warn her it'll taste awful. (it's okay to say this since we basically said that in front of the mayor already)

AND PEEK AT THE CLIPBOARD.

Does she do this every night, Sophie? The neighborhood checkup, I mean.

Oh, does Sophie need help getting into her hammock while inebriated? Or has that worn off enough that she's steady on her feet?

Peak the the clipboard, because Miss Mayor is obviously up to no good, and the clipboard might shed some light on that

>>753775
the clipboard! reeaadd!!!

tell her she should let the poor minion sleep till morning. you should also kiss sophie's neck some more.

Charlemagne 2016/10/18(Tue)22:02 No. 753791 ID: d163e3
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You: “Guess that means I’m not spending the night, huh?”

Sophie: “…another time.”

You: “Does she do this ‘neighborhood checkup’ thing every night?”

Sophie: “Hm… no. This is the first time.”

You: “You know, that mayor of yours is up to some weird shit. I’m gonna take a peek at her notes to see what I can find out.”

The first page has a few hand-written notes. Normal daily tasks around City Hall… make coffee, organize records, call library. There’s a crudely drawn map of the town in the corner.

Charlemagne 2016/10/18(Tue)22:02 No. 753792 ID: d163e3
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You lift up to the next page. It’s…

distant

You feel a buzzing in the back of your head.

dark…

it’s moving parallax like a mirror facing a mirror

it’s…

Charlemagne 2016/10/18(Tue)22:03 No. 753793 ID: d163e3
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Moving, changing it’s shape, and pulsing with beautiful light. Dentritic tendrils materialize before you, extending forth from a breathtaking and profound darkness.

There is a sound in your ears, louder than anything you have ever heard before and yet it does not hurt. The sound of a crackling fire, of someone crumpling an empty bag of chips, or rain on the roof. Suddenly, it is a flock of birds taking flight inside a parking garage. The tendrils move slowly and peacefully, swaying like fibrous kelp in an endless ocean. You cannot feel yourself breathing, and yet your lungs fill with the most invigorating air. Someone has just given you good news on a good day.

There is no form to these things that you see, and before you know it, there is no form to you. You are standing on a trampoline, a friendly soft ground that gives way to your weight while the warm uterine waters keep you balanced. The sound subsides, and you are sorry to hear it go. Now the silence is unsettling, such that you can hear the blood crawling in your veins.

Well?

Charlemagne 2016/10/18(Tue)22:03 No. 753794 ID: d163e3
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You’ve been gone an awfully long time.

You answer, but you have no mouth so the words simply convey to this figure before you. You don’t know where you were supposed to be.

What do you mean? I told you to be back before midnight.

You are a bit dumbfounded.

Lisa?

Who is this?!

Is this… CHUCK?!

Charlemagne 2016/10/18(Tue)22:04 No. 753795 ID: d163e3
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Sophie: “Chuck…?”

Charlemagne 2016/10/18(Tue)22:04 No. 753796 ID: d163e3
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You:

You: “Hm?”

You: “What?”

END CHAPTER VI

Fuck me, now Chuck's doing it.
This can only end in good.

>>753796
Wow. Does this mean Lisa is completely aware that the mayor has spooky magic powers? I mean, if she's been communicating through the clipboard all this time...

Is it possible she's unaware that the clipboard works this way? Shit, if it's always been there under the first page, then... she was repeatedly using it during Naz's party. That's how the mayor knew about Truth or Dare. Plus, if she's aware of the clipboard, then maybe she's cooperating fully with the mayor, which explains the necklace and her super friendly conversation. However, it also means she was likely truly tempted by Chuck and the kissing etc. The necklace wasn't an idea planted in her head or a precaution, it was something she specifically requested.

tl,dr: Lisa is more than just a stooge, she's a co-conspirator. Probably. Which means either the mayor has some kind of explanation for her spooky mind control powers that REALLY isn't mind control, or Lisa is buying into the whole idyllic sinless community thing.

Speaking of sinless I'm starting to wonder if the mayor is discouraging it in order to keep the monsters from harassing the citizens.

I wonder if this is the source of Lisa's strain. We certainly have been stretching the snayor's resources thin lately.

>>753796
what indeed.

'What? Don't give me that look. Your eyes do this all the time.'

>>753798
She has to be aware of the mayors' capabilities - there's no way that the layout would keep her around if she couldn't use her in some some fashion. A better question is why Linda is bending to her will without question? Almost every time we've asked her about the mayors' background or the clipboard she gets real defensive about it like she'd be in some serious trouble if she let anything slip out. I also think it's a time to beat feet and get out of Sophie's place now that we've been located, which might bring the heat down on spider babe unintentionally.

>>753815
>the layout

*the mayor

thanks auto-correct

>>753815
This

There be demons in that there clipboard

Ramona needs to see this. The Race Begins.

>>753794
This hole! It was meant for me!

FUCKING VOODOO DEMON MAGIC!

Snap out of it Chuck! Then steal that page and try folding it over, or keeping it covered. We should take it back to Ramona. The snake will obviously replace it but we need Ramona to identify it (and maybe neutralize it as well).

Keep in mind that Lisa might not actually know what she is doing when she looks at it. It is very hypnotizing, as we now knoww, and the mayor could just be using further control our cute beaver.

Guys I think "end of chapter" means the thread is done and a new one is gonna start. I would assume this means input to chuck right now is less on the side of useful and more on the side of spam