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735716 No. 735716 ID: 433720

Thread 1: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/720801.html
Thread 2: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questarch/res/727561.html
Discussion: http://tgchan.org/kusaba/questdis/res/100061.html

Hello and welcome to the third installment of our not so epic escapades! Please catch yourself up on the older threads. Skimming should be good enough. What I'm trying to say is, "at least look at the pictures, I worked moderately on those."

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/artisanbubblegum

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No. 735717 ID: 433720
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No. 735718 ID: 433720
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Where am I? Oh yeah, I'm in the cafeteria. Last thing I remember was... I choked on my Lunch. That sure would have been a lame way to bite it...

What a crazy dream, I might have died there for a second...

Since I'm a person that ISN'T Dead and IS Alive right now, what should I do?

No. 735720 ID: 79a07e

...really. Huh.

See what's goin' on outside, then, I guess. Maybe check if anyone's worried about you.
No. 735729 ID: 3e182c

Check time, and then crack that bitch open!
Just be gentle, sometime books get damaged when people throw them out of cars without even bothering to stop.
No. 735751 ID: 55d5fb

Life dance, celebrate not being dead!
No. 735806 ID: 2e2d71

Wait, where are you? Did someone deliver you back to your apartment? Are you in a hospital? Do you really have the mamomancy tome, or was that bit just a dream?
No. 735901 ID: 433720
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I don't have the book, that was just a dream.
And I'm in the Cafeteria.


No. 735902 ID: 433720
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It's 6:00pm and the last bus before Casey's Party arrives at 6:30pm.

- Kazoo
- $12.50
- Condom
- [Empty]

I should probably grab my phone from my apartment before the bus arrives. Unless there's something more important I should be doing with the limited amount of time I find myself with.

No. 735906 ID: 3663d3

get phone, flirt with people.
No. 735909 ID: ab8279

We don't need to hear Chet's halfassed apologies. Plus, the real Chii wouldn't need a cel-http://cosplayparty.blog.com/files/2012/06/chii-sumomo.jpg
Aw, damn it.
No. 735984 ID: 3e182c

Return home to grab phone. Hustle tho time is short.
While there draw a pentagram a large book could easily fit in if the book isn't there yet.
No. 736051 ID: 180f83

Aww, you forgot to cause a food fight.

hurry and get your phone
No. 736077 ID: 55d5fb

Head home, retrieve phone
No. 736261 ID: 838708

Fuck your phone! Steal one when you get to the party.
No. 738583 ID: 433720
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There is nobody here to flirt with...
[Phone added to inventory]

Not sure why...

Shit, you're right! I almost magically forget to every time I go in there...

We've already decided that stealing is bad. (twas in the first Thread.)

Hello! Sorry this update is sooooooo late. The place where I work, Hastings, has been bought by a liquidator. This means two things. 1.) I'm allowed to take up to 40 hours a week, with zero Penalty. and 2.) I need to find a new job. Between these things, almost all the down time I'll have is going to be for sleeping. Also, Shycake, if you're reading this, I'll still make time to make your Patreon Reward. Also, Updates for Tit's will continue to be less frequent. Sorry for any inconvenience!
No. 738624 ID: 24100f

Just go to the party already.

Sorry to hear that, good luck with the job hunt!
No. 738628 ID: 2f5847

So that pentagram looks like it's there for realsies.

Maybe take a quick once over to see that you don't have any more new stuff.

Ganbarre, AB
No. 738747 ID: 180f83

How's that computer virus scan going?
No. 738748 ID: 9f3729

Well, good news is it's probably benevolent. That's a protective star that is, circled and not inverted as it is.
Bad news is whoever drew that might not have known that and meant you spiritual harm or some nonsense hogwash pig garbage like that.
No. 738786 ID: 3e182c

Perfect. Now invoke the demon prince Sitri to give you tits so that others will lust after you.
No. 740089 ID: 433720
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- Kazoo
- $12.50
- Condom
- Cell Phone [98%]

[No Threats Detected]

I drew that. >>735984 told me to.

Even if I knew how to do that, I don't have enough time before the party.

I go.

No. 740090 ID: 433720
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This is Casey's House.
I'm 10 minutes early.
There's an ominous church next door...

What do?

No. 740092 ID: 3e182c

Go investigate the ominous place, Obvs.
No. 740096 ID: 59bd8b

We got 10 minutes to spare, let's find out what makes this ominous church so ominous.
No. 740109 ID: 2f5847

Go to the ominous church, pray in a nondenominational way for an OFFTHAHOOOQ party.

Y'know, ominously.
No. 740150 ID: 785f97

Fantasize about going to the party with the buttplug in.
No. 740240 ID: 24100f

Take a peek at the creepy church before going to the party.
No. 743049 ID: 433720

Hello, I've been super busy between finding a new home, finding a new job, becoming an manager at the dieing company I work for, working 40 hours a week, dealing with the ever increasing bull shit my roommates put me through, and trying to find enough time at night to get a little rest between it all.
My schedule for next week is a little more laid back, 30 hours. I'll be using this time primarily to let my current landlord know I'm moving out ASAP, and moving all my stuff to the new apartment. My new roommates seem to be level headed people with communication skills. Anyway, I hope to find some time to make a couple updates next week. Sorry this thread has been moving so slowly.

Also, Bump so my Quest doesn't go to the graveyard before next week.

No. 743079 ID: 9876c4

Life comes first, mang. And despite what you may think, not updating the quest and telling us why is on a whole nother level from just abandoning it midstream. It's much appreciated.
No. 747383 ID: d3e654
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Kinda Dark in here, and if I squint I think i can almost make out some weird shapes?

I'm at a friends house today!
This is a quick update so that I can let you know that I'll have internet on Monday! They said that guy would be up around 1pm to 3pm. once it's installed I have a few other projects that need to be uploaded, but after that I intend on taking some time to dedicate to updating Tit's Quest! I might be going to a movie with my brother later that day also. So between 3pm and 6pm I'll try to make myself available for updates! (Depending on how the internet installation goes, I might start earlier or later that expected.)
Sorry about the long wait, I'm all moved in, and have a new job lined up, so things are finally starting to stabilize again.

No. 747384 ID: 3abd97

Creepy. Good thing you don't need to go in there.
No. 747391 ID: d3e654
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I already am...
(+1 Unnerved)

Okay, this is the final update before Monday, when I plan to have MANY UPDATES!
Drawn with a Laptop Track Pad.......

No. 747404 ID: 180f83

Might as well confess your countless sins before you party. With a little less than ten minutes to spare, you should be able to get about close to a half of a quarter of your sins forgiven.
No. 747407 ID: 9876c4

The ears make this update.

This still holds.

No one comes exactly on time, anyway.

welcome back AB, sounds like good news
No. 747411 ID: 3e182c

Ask the priest to tell you about Sexy Glorious Satan.
No. 747463 ID: 3abd97

No. 747814 ID: 3ddbcb
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"Hey, could I get a blessing for an OFFTHAHOOOQ party, from a nondenominational god/deity?"
"Oh, by the way, How does the church feel about fellatio? I Slobbered a Knobber earlier today, if you know what I mean?"

Hey, in case you didn't see my post on the dis thread. I was supposed to have internet today, but they needed permission from my landlord to run a wire to the house, so I'll have to reschedule with him. Sorry about the added delay...
No. 747816 ID: 18c950

If the priest looks upset about the whole "fellatio" thing, maybe add that you at least didn't use contraceptives? I hear some churches don't like those for some reason or another.
No. 747847 ID: 2fc323

in for a penny, in for a pound, why not reck some shit.
No. 747879 ID: 3abd97

That candle light behind you doesn't look normal. It's... tentacle-y. And there are jesus-fish swimming in it.

I think you should gtfo.
No. 747885 ID: 77f422


Ok, even the candlelight trying to molest you. Damn chuches. I bet they are mormons or something...
No. 747888 ID: 3e6394

"Do you know of any deities or saints of fertility I could make offerings to in order to grow big fat titties? I'm asking for a friend."
No. 747932 ID: 2eba06
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Eugh, your right. There's something wrong with this light...

No. 747933 ID: 2eba06
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"Ahh, Something's got me!"

I'm a little Tied Up at the moment...

No. 747934 ID: 2eba06
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He's clearly upset about something...
"HEY! I didn't use a condom, if your worried about that?!"

No. 747935 ID: 3e182c

Hey is that the tentacle guy?
I LOVE the tentacle guy!
How's it hangin?
No. 747943 ID: 398fe1

I forget what that symbol means.

Anyway, struggle and bite. Try to get away. (or maybe don't struggle and bite, and instead sexually molest the tentacles)
No. 747948 ID: 3663d3

well hey, tentacles are kinky, they should help you with your problem.
No. 747950 ID: 9876c4

While it's very un-PC to point it out, we did dress like an anime girl in TentacleChurch.

And that's terrible.

Play something cheery on your Kazoo.
No. 747961 ID: fb1c7d

Ask priestman why he is surrounded by see-through beholders. Our only recourse for getting out of this mess is to play a SICK tune on our kazoo.
No. 747963 ID: 3abd97

Look I didn't come here to get raped by magic tentacles can I just go?
No. 748069 ID: 97eb7b

They clearly look like they know their stuff. Why not lie back and enjoy it for a while?
No. 748070 ID: 3e182c

Well... You can't rape the willing.
They're rape tentacles, they're loving Consentacles.
No. 748098 ID: 213ff6

Thou shalt love the tentacle!
No. 748102 ID: 180f83

Ask priest to join the fun
No. 748103 ID: 3e6394

Hey, this is a good chance to ask this question. See if the priest can recommend a fertility goddess who can help her followers gain a little mass up top.
No. 748163 ID: c441c1

Ask if they have Black Bible on VHS home video.
No. 749732 ID: e41ad8
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I couldn't, even if I thought it would help. My hands are tied up...
Now that you mention it, Where the heck did these tentacles come from?

Jeez, if you insist.
You must know something about these things that I don't.
What's that one for?

No. 749733 ID: e41ad8
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"Hey, there's still room for one more Mr. Priest!"

No. 749734 ID: e41ad8
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No. 749737 ID: e41ad8
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Oh, no.

No. 749738 ID: 18c950

time for NEW PLAN
i call this plan "do not anger the tentacles."

So uh, the tentacles have been all over you and don't seem to be causing you any harm so just, like... ask what they want and if you'll be able to go in time for the party? I mean this is... "nice"... and all but you have other engagements too. If that doesn't work for them though the ball's kind of in their court.

Also it'd be nice if they could talk... like... maybe some tentacle-letters or something? Because we'd like to communicate so we know exactly what the tentacles want because we're just oh-so-happy to help them out as best we can.
No. 749740 ID: 3e182c

You know, if you sucked on a tentacle it certainly wouldn't have the time to be stabbing anything.
No. 749766 ID: 3abd97

Um. We're cool, right, tentacles? You're going to go stabbing into me, right? ...at least not in places where I don't already have an opening?

I promise not to put on pants, if that's what upset you!

Look I was on my way to a party, want to come? Hanging out at a party has to beat haunting a creepy church, right?
No. 749780 ID: 9876c4

No, see, the suggestion that our pantsu were inadequate was what turned those suckers violent.

Where are the tentacles coming from? Are they just shooting forth from holes in reality?
No. 749849 ID: 97eb7b

Well. Don't want to piss them off, got it.
No. 749892 ID: 180f83

Ah crude, the tentacles are into guro. You can't shlick to that!

Maybe if you lick the tentacles?
No. 751186 ID: 71227f

invite the tentacles to the party?
I;m sure there will be plenty of girls, with much better boobs too
Also lets hope it doesn't notice that your anus has already been prepared
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They seem to be coming from behind me. But the Tentacles have too strong a grip for me to turn around...

"Hey, what do you want anyway? I wont put any pants on if that's what upset you."

No. 751637 ID: e41ad8
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No. 751638 ID: e41ad8
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I don't think they'll want to go to the party...

No. 751639 ID: e41ad8
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No. 751640 ID: e41ad8
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Eugh! I think I swallowed it...

No. 751643 ID: 94f5f4

EAT THEM, PRETEND THEY ARE GHOST KALIMARI. Or not, I'm just saying the first thing that came to mind.
No. 751665 ID: 3abd97

But you don't want to die!

Suck like your life depends on it! ...because you know, it might.
No. 751672 ID: 9876c4

For as much as
is usually good advice vs. consent-ignorant fauna,
Might be more aligned with your skillset.
No. 751692 ID: 3e182c

Don't forget to work the tongue!
No. 751711 ID: 180f83

work that tongue. Pleasure it as much as you can. Then when it least expects it... CHOMP!
No. 751779 ID: 18c0b4

Moan. Put on a show. Get in to it.
No. 751827 ID: 15a025

Yes, eat the ghost kalimari.
No. 751891 ID: 18c0b4

Welp. Since everyone is so keen on biting, don't forget to say hi to "The Hif Man" when you end up in hell.
No. 751933 ID: cc4ec9

Trying to eat them might not be a bad idea, but don't use any teeth. Just try to swallow.
No. 752000 ID: 8111b6

You guys wanna get tentacle infested? Because all this talk of eating or swallowing sounds like a heck of a way to get tentacle infested.
**Might be a bit kinky**

Maybe it's just a nerd monster interested in tabletop roleplaying? ...and reeeally hated that other guy. Or had 'white knight' syndrome. ... M'lady.
No. 753979 ID: e41ad8
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The Tentacles are too Tough and Rubbery for me to chew Through... Whelp, only one alternative!

No. 753980 ID: e41ad8
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Uh oh...

No. 753981 ID: e41ad8
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(Quest: Party Hardy, Failed, Rank: B+)
(Side Quests Completed: 1)
(Sexy/Silly Bonus: 1)
(Overall: Dead.)
(Thread 3 ascended to a new plane of existence, please meditate on Thread 4)


I'm leaving for vacation for a couple days, but when I get back, my job wont exist anymore, so I'll have plenty of time to make new updates!
The next thread I run wont be a Tit's Quest Thread, but it will be connected to Tit's Quest!
And don't worry, this isn't the last we'll see of Cherrie!

No. 753982 ID: 398fe1

Well. No idea how we were supposed to get out of that.
No. 753985 ID: 9876c4

Generally comes down to outwitting the powers that govern the underworld, or invoking executive intervention.

But since Cherrie is neither a demigod nor a chessmistress, things could get interesting here.

Best not to eat any pomegranates.
No. 754003 ID: 180f83

I think we might have missed a hint or something in the previous 2 threads that could have saved us. The end of thread 2 said to "follow the instructions in Thread 3 before continuing" which was to catch ourselves up on the older threads, or at least look at the pictures. Though I could be wrong, as I couldn't figure anything out if there was some kind of hint

Whatever the case, it's a shame we died on the first enemy we came across.
No. 754008 ID: 2dee8e

she was a normal, if lewd, girl. no way she could fight an otherwordly monster. we didn't even get those demon powers.
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