>>747814
"Do you know of any deities or saints of fertility I could make offerings to in order to grow big fat titties? I'm asking for a friend."

ArtisanBubblegumMobile 2016/09/14(Wed)13:34 No. 747932 ID: 2eba06
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>>747879
>>747885
Eugh, your right. There's something wrong with this light...

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ArtisanBubblegumMobile 2016/09/14(Wed)13:37 No. 747933 ID: 2eba06
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"Ahh, Something's got me!"

>>747888
>>747847
I'm a little Tied Up at the moment...

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ArtisanBubblegumMobile 2016/09/14(Wed)13:40 No. 747934 ID: 2eba06
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>>747816
He's clearly upset about something...
"HEY! I didn't use a condom, if your worried about that?!"

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Hey is that the tentacle guy?
I LOVE the tentacle guy!
SUP TENTACLE GUY?!?!
How's it hangin?

I forget what that symbol means.

Anyway, struggle and bite. Try to get away. (or maybe don't struggle and bite, and instead sexually molest the tentacles)

well hey, tentacles are kinky, they should help you with your problem.

While it's very un-PC to point it out, we did dress like an anime girl in TentacleChurch.

And that's terrible.

Play something cheery on your Kazoo.

Ask priestman why he is surrounded by see-through beholders. Our only recourse for getting out of this mess is to play a SICK tune on our kazoo.

>>747934
Look I didn't come here to get raped by magic tentacles can I just go?

>>747934
They clearly look like they know their stuff. Why not lie back and enjoy it for a while?

Well... You can't rape the willing.
They're rape tentacles, they're loving Consentacles.
Yeah.

Thou shalt love the tentacle!

Ask priest to join the fun

>>747888
Hey, this is a good chance to ask this question. See if the priest can recommend a fertility goddess who can help her followers gain a little mass up top.

Ask if they have Black Bible on VHS home video.

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/09/25(Sun)14:45 No. 749732 ID: e41ad8
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>>747950
>>747961
I couldn't, even if I thought it would help. My hands are tied up...
Now that you mention it, Where the heck did these tentacles come from?

>>747943
>>747948
>>748069
>>748070
>>748098
Jeez, if you insist.
You must know something about these things that I don't.
What's that one for?

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ArtisanBubblegum 2016/09/25(Sun)14:45 No. 749733 ID: e41ad8
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>>748102
"Hey, there's still room for one more Mr. Priest!"

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ArtisanBubblegum 2016/09/25(Sun)14:46 No. 749734 ID: e41ad8
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ArtisanBubblegum 2016/09/25(Sun)14:50 No. 749736 ID: e41ad8
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(Animated)

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ArtisanBubblegum 2016/09/25(Sun)14:50 No. 749737 ID: e41ad8
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Oh, no.

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time for NEW PLAN
i call this plan "do not anger the tentacles."

So uh, the tentacles have been all over you and don't seem to be causing you any harm so just, like... ask what they want and if you'll be able to go in time for the party? I mean this is... "nice"... and all but you have other engagements too. If that doesn't work for them though the ball's kind of in their court.

Also it'd be nice if they could talk... like... maybe some tentacle-letters or something? Because we'd like to communicate so we know exactly what the tentacles want because we're just oh-so-happy to help them out as best we can.

You know, if you sucked on a tentacle it certainly wouldn't have the time to be stabbing anything.

>>749737
Um. We're cool, right, tentacles? You're going to go stabbing into me, right? ...at least not in places where I don't already have an opening?

I promise not to put on pants, if that's what upset you!

Look I was on my way to a party, want to come? Hanging out at a party has to beat haunting a creepy church, right?

>>749766
No, see, the suggestion that our pantsu were inadequate was what turned those suckers violent.

Where are the tentacles coming from? Are they just shooting forth from holes in reality?

>>749737
Well. Don't want to piss them off, got it.

Ah crude, the tentacles are into guro. You can't shlick to that!

Maybe if you lick the tentacles?

>>749737
invite the tentacles to the party?
I;m sure there will be plenty of girls, with much better boobs too
Also lets hope it doesn't notice that your anus has already been prepared

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/10/06(Thu)11:58 No. 751636 ID: e41ad8
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>>749780
They seem to be coming from behind me. But the Tentacles have too strong a grip for me to turn around...

>>749738
>>749766
>>749780
"Hey, what do you want anyway? I wont put any pants on if that's what upset you."

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ArtisanBubblegum 2016/10/06(Thu)11:59 No. 751637 ID: e41ad8
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ArtisanBubblegum 2016/10/06(Thu)11:59 No. 751638 ID: e41ad8
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>>751186
>>749766
I don't think they'll want to go to the party...

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ArtisanBubblegum 2016/10/06(Thu)12:00 No. 751639 ID: e41ad8
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>>749740
>>749892
!!!

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ArtisanBubblegum 2016/10/06(Thu)12:01 No. 751640 ID: e41ad8
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Eugh! I think I swallowed it...

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>>751640
EAT THEM, PRETEND THEY ARE GHOST KALIMARI. Or not, I'm just saying the first thing that came to mind.

>>751637
But you don't want to die!

>>751640
Suck like your life depends on it! ...because you know, it might.

For as much as
>>751643
is usually good advice vs. consent-ignorant fauna,
>>751665
Might be more aligned with your skillset.

Don't forget to work the tongue!

work that tongue. Pleasure it as much as you can. Then when it least expects it... CHOMP!

Moan. Put on a show. Get in to it.

>>751643
Yes, eat the ghost kalimari.

Welp. Since everyone is so keen on biting, don't forget to say hi to "The Hif Man" when you end up in hell.

Trying to eat them might not be a bad idea, but don't use any teeth. Just try to swallow.

You guys wanna get tentacle infested? Because all this talk of eating or swallowing sounds like a heck of a way to get tentacle infested.
**Might be a bit kinky**

Maybe it's just a nerd monster interested in tabletop roleplaying? ...and reeeally hated that other guy. Or had 'white knight' syndrome. ... M'lady.

ArtisanBubblegum 2016/10/20(Thu)00:41 No. 753979 ID: e41ad8
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The Tentacles are too Tough and Rubbery for me to chew Through... Whelp, only one alternative!

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ArtisanBubblegum 2016/10/20(Thu)00:42 No. 753980 ID: e41ad8
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Uh oh...

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ArtisanBubblegum 2016/10/20(Thu)00:59 No. 753981 ID: e41ad8
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...

(Quest: Party Hardy, Failed, Rank: B+)
(Side Quests Completed: 1)
(Sexy/Silly Bonus: 1)
(Overall: Dead.)
(Thread 3 ascended to a new plane of existence, please meditate on Thread 4)

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Hey!
I'm leaving for vacation for a couple days, but when I get back, my job wont exist anymore, so I'll have plenty of time to make new updates!
The next thread I run wont be a Tit's Quest Thread, but it will be connected to Tit's Quest!
And don't worry, this isn't the last we'll see of Cherrie!

>>753981
Well. No idea how we were supposed to get out of that.

>>753982
Generally comes down to outwitting the powers that govern the underworld, or invoking executive intervention.

But since Cherrie is neither a demigod nor a chessmistress, things could get interesting here.

Best not to eat any pomegranates.

>>753982
I think we might have missed a hint or something in the previous 2 threads that could have saved us. The end of thread 2 said to "follow the instructions in Thread 3 before continuing" which was to catch ourselves up on the older threads, or at least look at the pictures. Though I could be wrong, as I couldn't figure anything out if there was some kind of hint

Whatever the case, it's a shame we died on the first enemy we came across.

she was a normal, if lewd, girl. no way she could fight an otherwordly monster. we didn't even get those demon powers.