Gallsby 2016/04/11(Mon)02:38 No. 715797 ID: bfb318
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"WHoa hey!" Frillsby grabbed my snooter! I need that for snooting!
>"Gallsby you were spacing out super hard there. I asked you if you wanted to do anything before our patrol coming up in a couple hours."

Oh! Right. It's not much of a patrol, we pretty much just check up on a couple of dudes and get any info about possible problems. The Gang's been doing all right, Randy's still uppin' his restaurant game by finding out more things he can put garlic in. Yams has seemed a little tense, though! It might be because Khivat's been staying with him and she's a sick Fox main. Yams also almost killed her I guess, but that was like at least a week ago??
We don't run into issues too much, and anyone can just give us a call if they see something urgent. It's a pretty chill gig overall, except for when people try to kill us. Better than it used to be for us at our last gig anyway.
>"Gallsby."
Aaaa I should probably answer him eventually!

>>715797
Bake a kwanzaa cake!

Discover new and exciting uses for Brown Sugar, it's the miracle ingredient

>>715797
tell him you want to tickle fight

>>715797
do gay things, as is your prerogative

Buy another corner couch so you have comfort at every turn

Cook up some hella sweets to take with you on patrol.

Tell him you can find a better use for your snooter than him just grabbing it.

You could watch this years spin the bottle world championship for a bit. I hear they're using Molotov cocktail for the finals this time.

flex uncontrollably
and by flex i mean flex
and belch
a song about how you like dicks

LawyerDog 2016/04/11(Mon)21:11 No. 715949 ID: bfb318
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"I want to tickle fight."
>"Gallsby no."
"What why."
>"Claws."
"Ohhhhhhhh, fair."

We've already been watching the Spin the Bottle world championship, but the meta's gotten pretty stale. The main strategy got popularized by One Kiss Man when he used it to come out of nowhere to take the whole championship a couple years ago. What they do is trick spins to land on themself, and then they make out with a mirror. It lets them build up an insane combo to end their opponent in one kiss when they finally let the bottle land on them. People have been attempting to distract or attract their opponents enough that they end the combo early, but OKM's a rock and has still been winning it all.

"You know, there's a better use for my snooter than just grabbing it."
>"Do I know that?"
"Y-yeah, like... something with Brown Sugar???"
>"... what?"
"We could do all sorts of anything with Brown Sugar, we could make it into a Kwanzaa cake or some other sort of hecka sweet treat for our patrol."
>"Gallsby you realize that more goes into baking than just brown sugar, right?"
"Brown Sugar is both brown and sweet, and those are the two ingredients you need for a hecka sweet treat."

Frillsby gives me a concerned look and backs away into the kitchen. When he comes back he has Brown Sugar! And several non-brown non-sugar items!
>"Look, you need several other items besides brown sugar. Items like these. That I have on me. Please don't eat straight brown sugar."
"Wow Frillsby, you are basically a hecka sweet treat with all those ingredients on you."
>"..."
>"So what should we make?"

Lasagna

>>715949
Cinnamon rolls.

>>715949
Cookies. You can make a huge batch and eat as many as you want and still have enough to share with your buds.

>>715949
dick shaped cupcakes, for the subtlety

Coffee cake is pretty cool

>>715966
>>716027
Why not a dick shaped coffee cake?

we make cake that is shaped like pie to confuse everyone.

also with dildos in it.

Gallsby 2016/04/13(Wed)19:42 No. 716366 ID: bfb318
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"Lasagna!"
>"... I mean I guess sure yeah lasagna has brown sugar in the sauce but that's not really-"
"You use the flour and butter to make a roux to thicken the sauce!"
>"..."
"But you gotta let it cook in the sauce an extra hour to ge-"
>"Howwwww's about coffee cake, Gallsby?"
"Yeah!! I'll get the coffee!"
>"There's not actually coffee in coffee cake, buddy."
"So they're lying to us."
>"The coffee conspiracy makes fools of us all."

We spend a while being super good at making coffee cake, and I get ready to use my surgical precision to perfectly divide it with my claws once it's out of the oven and cooled off a bit.
>"You sure about what you're doing there, Gallsby?"
"Shhhh! She'll hear you!"

Is there anything else we should do or should we just eat some coffee cake and head off with the rest of it on our patrol?

>>716366
How about a kiss.

Eat a slice of coffee cake together like lady and the tramp.

>>716366
Eat the coffee cake... sensuously.

That coffee cake needs some glaze.

That Frillsby also needs some glaze.

Do not mix up the literal and metaphorical glazings between these two, because then Frillsby would have to go shower. On the other hand, then you'd get to join him, so it all seems like a good way to spend some time before HITTIN THE BEAT

You can't eat coffee cake without having some coffee to drink with it.

>>716503

>>716366
Stick your dick in it.

c o f f e e b o y s

Gallsby 2016/04/15(Fri)16:57 No. 716791 ID: bfb318
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We bring out a mason jar full of cold brew to drink like a couple of cold bros, it's made with the finest of Peruvian coffee beans and by using triple distilled Peruvian Monster energy drink instead of water. It's The Good Stuff. The coffee cake is lacking glaze but we don't have anything to glaze it with handy that I could see! We try to eat a slice of coffee cake like lady and the tramp, but it goes rather poorly and crumbs get everywhere.

Where should we primarily hit up on our patrol to solve all problems in the town forever?
A. Check out what's hip hop happenin' at Randy's restaurant, he could have scoped out Suspicious Activity
B. Follow up with Khivat and Yams, Yams has seemed tense and that could probably be solved or my name's not Falcine Radium Gallsby
C. Just knock on some random person's door, they might be currently being robbed or something and they'd be all "wow you guys are good I didn't even notice that guy was robbing me, thanks buds"

>>716791
Let's go with B.

C, and then B. Knock on a few random doors and just walk away on your way to Yams' jams

C i have a strange intuition that good things wait on C

C.

>>716791
guys cmon look at how metal [A] looks
we gotta do [A]

>>716791
Babbaba-B.

>>716791
gotta b

It's time to B cool

>>716791
Never not harass random strangers. C.

Gallsby 2016/04/24(Sun)12:08 No. 718779 ID: bfb318
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Frillsby and I head on out and make the long dangerous trek to Yams' house. Frillsby says that we should probably give them a call first before just showing up but I assure him that that's something a square would do and we're not squares, we're surprise problem solvers.

"Yoooooo Yams open the door in the name of the claw!"
>"Don't scratch his door, Gallsby."
"What geez I wasn't gonna..."
>>"I'm coming, don't scratch my door!"
"What! This is blatant prejudice against guys with claws."
>>"Yo hey what's up what brings you here did I do something wrong?? Am I under arrest?! Frillsbyyy."
>"Yams it's fine we're just on our super important patrol to solve all problems big and small."
>>"Haaah well that excludes me no problems here if it was a problem it'd be like a medium or something and that's neither of the things you said. Yep. All's gucci, poochie."
"Frillsby you gotta arrest him he's totally lying he's seemed so tense ever since Khivat started living with him!"
>"Gallsby I'm not arresting him. Yet."
Man. Frillsby never wants to arrest our friends.
>>"What?! Yet?! Okay look fine maybe. Maybe there's a slight thing. A slight thing that maybe I sort of really don't want to stop but maybe causes An Issue... But just forget I said anything hahaaaaah..."
Hmmmm. Yams seems slightly suspicious here. Khivat then shouts out from inside the house with a grave insult to my dignity.
>>>"Who's at the door? Is it Frisbee and Gazebo? Tell them to come in!"
"I'm not a gazebo Khivat!! This is the worst nickname!!!"
Yams starts looking increasingly more nervous and lets us into the house.

Gallsby 2016/04/24(Sun)12:09 No. 718780 ID: bfb318
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Oh! Khivat's not wearing a bottom! This may be relevant to the Yams mystery!
>>>"So what's up with you guy showin' up out of the blue?"
"We have a mystery to solve. A Yams Mystery."
>>"Wha-"
"Yams! What do you think about Khivat going bottomless?"

Gallsby 2016/04/24(Sun)12:09 No. 718782 ID: bfb318
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>>"aaaaaa Gallsby don't just ask that! I uh... it's..."
>>>"Sheesh Yams. When I asked him if I should be wearing pants around the house he was like 'No it's super definitely an okay if you don't wear anything just you do you uh huh yep.'"
>>"nooooo don't tell them that!"
>"Yams you just wanted her to be comfortable, right?"
>>"Y-yeah! It's not like... uh... A thing not that."
"Mmhmmm. You seem way more tense than usual, tho. Maybe we should do something about that."
>>"T-tense?"
>>>"He's trying to be subtle about how hard you are."
Yams makes concerned noises. He is really straining against his pants, and having a hard time not looking at Khivat.
A. Tell Yams to take off his pants to make it an even situation and give him some relief from pressing against his pants so much.
B. Tell Khivat that she's torturing Yams by going bottomless and that she should put on some pants despite Yams claiming otherwise.
C. Tell Yams to eat a raw potato while taking a cold shower.
D. Eh it'll be fine just give them some coffee cake and bail outta here.
E. Other?

E. So why aren't you two fucking yet?

Khivat stop teasing poor Yams and start getting into his pants.

Come on Yams you cant just have your roommate be wandering around without pants while you still are wearing some.

Look you are making her self conscious or something. The only option is to also go bottomless to even things out.

>>718782
A. It is super obvious the source of Yams' problem is his tight, constraining pants. Arrest those pants at once.

Absolutely A. An active absolution, and also an alluring altruistic alternative.

A. The situation will be much more relaxed once everything is even. In fact, everyone should take their pants off.

C sounds like it will entail in some fun shenanigans.

A

E. Everyone takes off their pants so that nobody feels left out.

Give him cake then tell him to take his pants off, don't explain until he asks

A, D, and
>E. So why aren't you two fucking yet?

I'm sure the lack of pants and coffee cake will somehow break through the sexual tension barrier and get them fucking. Or something.

A. and E. everyone goes in pantsless solidarity.

Q. Mutual Masturbation

>>718992
/b/ Mutual Masturbation

>>718847
Also when you do this you must not have pants on.

>>718782
Most definitely C. Better if it's a cold yam, it has more stress-relieving properties.

>>718782

E: ask where she got that dope-ass shirt

also yeah A: arrest those pants for torturing Yams

get that D, khivat ( pick A )

Gallsby 2016/05/06(Fri)10:12 No. 721267 ID: bfb318
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"Okay Yams, your pants are under arrest, I have to take them into custody. Take 'em off."
>>"My pants are already under citizen's arrest it's fine!!"
Dangit! Foiled. It legit looks like it must hurt with how much he's pressing against his pants though.
"It's gotta hurt to keep that thing restrained. At least start with unzipping so it only has to press against your underwear."
>>"G-Gallsby I dont think-"
Thinking is like generally a bad move, Yams should stop doing it so much.
"Khivat's bottomless, why not you? Just pull down your pants and let out your di-"
>>"That's different! And it's not like you or Frillsby are going without pants!!"
Yams is up off the couch and facing away from us now.
"MMhmmm. Frillsby pull my pants down, I don't want to rip them."
>>"GALLSBY THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT"
Yams claims this, but he turned back around and is now looking expectantly at Frillsby. He also followed my advice about unzipping at least. Oh no! It looks like Frillsby is getting the same problem as Yams now.
>"UHhhhhhh you sure about that Gallsby?"
"We gotta solve his problem, Frillsby!"
>>"... U-uh... Frillsby would still be wearing pants then though..."
"Yams! It's a deal then! All pants will be taken off!"
>"H-hey now, I've gotta take mine off too?"
>>"Wait wait wait Khivat what do you think of all this it's crazy right haha?"
>>>"What? Nah I think you should totally take your pants off, why would I stop you? Whip it out! Frillsby's gotta do it too."
>"Wh- How did I even get involved in this?! What if I just don't do it?"
"Yams wouldn't do it then, he would still feel under-dressed! Oh, you could bail outta here and continue the patrol so Yams can let it free."
>"...I uh.."
After a pause, Frillsby sheepishly starts undoing his belt.
>>>"Haaahaha"
>"Shut up Khivat! It's just!... Gallsby and I shouldn't split up on patrol, okay."
>>"Gh! Okay! Fine! I'm gonna do it!"

Gallsby 2016/05/06(Fri)10:13 No. 721269 ID: bfb318
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Yams grabs his underwear and pants and pulls down in one motion, letting his dick bounce free from its prison.
>>"There!"
"Wow dang."
>"Geez, Yams.
>>>"Cool."
"You're pretty good at this whole taking bottoms off thing, help me out here?"
I stretch my legs out towards Yams to get the attention off of him, and he takes the hint and my pants. They come off pretty easily, my underwear slipping off with them and exposing my crotch. I'm pretty chilled out but seein' what Yams is sporting has me hardening up a bit, but it's more of a gold and not the chromium boner Yams has going on.
>>>"Also cool."
>>"Y-yeah."
Everyone looks over to Frillsby.
>"...Right. Uh. Yams, you can take my pants off too. If you want."
Yams nods his head fervently as Frillsby puts his legs out to give easy access. Yams pulls Frillsby's pants down, leaving his bulging boxer briefs. Yams then pauses for a second, with Frillsby keeping his legs out to him.
>"Y-yeah those too."
Yams nods and gets in closer, grabbing Frillsby's underwear and dragging it down his legs as well, his boner popping free.

Gallsby 2016/05/06(Fri)10:14 No. 721270 ID: bfb318
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>>>"Mission complete!"
"Isn't that better, Yams? Problem totally solved."
>>"Um. Mostly solved."
>"Mostly?"
>>>"He seems really pent up, he might need to do a little somethin' still."

Man what!!! What could Yams need to do? Oh geez he's throbbing something fierce over there. Throbbing for Melee?? Oh wait, maybe jackin' it is what he needs to do. Man, which hand would he even use for that? Maybe it's just nothing and we succeeded at winning the mission already.

A. Play Smash Bros Melee for the Nintendo GameCube, achieve total Fox
B. Have Yams eat coffee cake, achieve total fullness
C. Have Yams masturbate, achieve total comfort
D. Duty Fulfilled, leave the host's world
E. Other

Just jackin it would be too easy, and clearly we're all about doing things hard in here. So the thing you should do hard is play melee, and losers gotta help out the winners. Or winners gotta help out the losers? Or you could do teams and help out your partner while they're playing and vice versa. It's an inexact science.

Alternatively, engage maximum teasing and just keep the boner party going as long as possible. Crimes can probably wait for the cops to get around to it that's how crimes work.

>>721270
Have yams masturbate (someone else)

>>721270
D, let Khivat handle things from here.

Have everyone team up with there roommate for a smash battle.

Whoever loses has to help the winner with any ongoing pants problems.

A Smash, 2v2, Losers = Slaves for a day.

>>721270
D, duty fulfilled.
Let nature rule as it may.

>>721270
Let someone else masturbate Yams.

Or you know, 'accidentally' knock Yams into Khivat, let nature take it's course.

And then kick Frillsby's but at smash while this is going on, because he'll be too distracted by those two going at it to focus properly.

>>721324
Agreed with this, knock yams to Khivat for natural courses.

>>721324
sounds like a plan.

A and B, two people play while the other two eat, then trade off. Winners decide if they want to help out the losers or be helped out or watch the losers help themselves out or whatever.

E. Literally circlejerk

>>721270
E. Play Twister.

Lewd smash tournament!

psst you play with your feet right? cheat and 'poke' frillsby w/ ur snooter to make him lose

E everyone grab someone else's naughty bits

How about
E. reasonable discussion about Khivat's intentions towards Yams?

A and B.

>>721657
Agreed

>>721918
>>721657
Everyone's sitting around with their junk out of their trunks and two people have boners. It's a bit hard to mistake intentions.

>>721933
Well I mean it's possible she's just teasing him and doesn't want to actually get down and dirty.

...I guess that'd be pretty shortsighted though.

>>721270
E: i mean, it's already an orgy, everyone's shoes are off
obviously something with feets :3

E. Help Yams work up the confidence to take his relationship with Khivat to the next level, by gently, yet firmly establishing physical contact between them.

Gallsby 2016/05/16(Mon)00:18 No. 723696 ID: bfb318
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"I know just the thing to solve all problems forever, a Melee match!"
>>>"With a little something on the line for winning, right? I'm in."
"Yeah!"
>>"I-I'm in too."
>"Wait aren't you even going to decide what the rules are first before-"
"All right so everyone's on board!"
>"Gallsby-"
"It'll be the most competitive of all modes, Free For All! Second place has to make first place orgasm!"
>>"Oh geez."
"Pssst! Frillsby! My master plan is going into action! Yams won't know what hit him!"
>>>"We can hear that you know. You're not even whispering, you just said 'pssst' and then talked normally."
"Khivat that was a private and secret conversation!"
Sheesh, what an eavesdropper. Anyway we get the match all set up with the traditional 14 stock 25 minute FFA. I pick Jigglypuff as part of my master plan, and everyone else goes Fox. I play with my feet since my claws make things super awkward, but Jiggly is pretty chill even with feet. I gotta ensure that Yams gets first, or else his problem won't be solved! We get into the game and I will need to determine how to enact my master plan.

A. Sneaky sabotage of Frillsby.
B. Get Yams back to...

Oh wait I can just multitask, scratch that option A. I'll just do it right now as he's about to do a ledge dash. As I boop my snoot to him I hear a sharp intake of breath, and he airdodges and falls to his death. He opens his mouth to say something but nervously glances at Khivat and Yams. They are both tryin' their darndest, with all their focus on the screen, and they don't notice the act of sabotage being committed against Frillsby. He decides against bringing a new wave of attention to his naked crotch for now, and attempts to keep his focus on the game. I'll keep giving Frillsby an occasional lick or ten to make sure he doesn't get ahead of Yams.

A. Gets Yams back to stage when he gets knocked off, with "accidental" soft hits that let him Up+B again safely.
B. All out offense against Khivat to try and get her into a lower placing. I got some sick phantom forward throw setups that she won't be expecting.
C. Some other pro strat.

>>723696
B could backfire and sink her to third place. Really, if Yams is second and Khivat first, I expect his problem will be solved anyway.

Go with A.

Go for A, as jiggly you can just "accidentally" whiff a bunch of rest setups against him while totally nailing them against khivat. Frillsby probably won't be a problem, unless he's super good at playing while getting his boner teased, which is possible

C, sleep on everybody!

>>723696
C. Just wreck Frillsby and then use super risky rests to take yourself out.

It'll probably turn out fine regardless of who takes first, as long as you and Frillsby take 3rd and 4th. Even if Khivat takes first and Yams has to get her off, nobody said exactly how he has to do that, and once the tension gets broken by real contact, it should be super easy to escalate the situation.

>>723804
Yes run around putting foxes to sleep, except not Yams, mostly, and down B sometimes on Frillsby.

do whatever you feel like, as long as it is utterly lewd

Gallsby 2017/01/29(Sun)13:47 No. 775504 ID: bfb318
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It's time to get all restful up on Frillsby.

>"Gallsby what are you doing."
"Gettin' all restful up on you. Did you know that if I fall asleep right now you would fly into outer space?"
>"You've got to do that in the game!"
"I am though."

Somehow Yams and Khivat haven't noticed my funny business over here, or maybe they have and just are pretending to ignore. Yams is focused on trying not to die and Khivat is in this to win this.

Frillsby's fox goes 'whaaaaaaooooooooo as I get a a fourth upthrow to rest.

".... who set this game to 14 stocks?!" Khivat asks.
"Standard."
"No!"
"No johns, you mean!"

Frillsby is losing stocks faster than he loses his pants, but even though I manage to save Yams a bunch, Khivat is still winning by a wide margin! Yams and I are close to tying for second right now, but it's fine that I'm doing fine right now, because the best person at sabotaging me is me. Maybe Khivat getting first and Yams second is okay, since it's not like first place making second place orgasm is against the rules. But what if it isn't? I could say it's fine but in the words of Frillsby himself, 'it will not be fine'.

A) Actually it will be fine. I should keep doing as I do.
B) Practice the time honored failsafe of smash FFA: Yell out 'she's winning, everyone get her!' and let nature do the rest.
C) Other

A. Continue to sabotage yourself by getting back to bopping that dick with your snoot.

>>775504
B!

>>775504
Option B.

1/2 Gallsby 2017/01/29(Sun)18:20 No. 775587 ID: bfb318
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"Excuse me everyone but I would like to divert all of your attention to Khivat's number of stocks! Get her!"

You participate in the following 3v1 team battle, except that somehow and for some reason all of your rests completely miss her fox and instead hit Frillsby's fox dead on.

>"Gallsby I suspect you are doing this on purpose."
"Maybe if you weren't a lookalike I'd have better aim!" I say as I accidentally up throw to rest him again for his final stock.
>"Oh gosh sorry Frillsby I didn't mean to hit you!" Yams says as he manages to knock Frillsby's fox out of my rest knockback by softly flutterhushing him for 5%, and saving his stock.

He comes back by using his side b. He doesn't shorten it though and I grab him right out of it. And throw him up.

And rest.

"You know Gallsby they say that over 2,000 friendships are broken a year by up throw and rest."
>"Psh the others just get a stronger bond, a bond that involves DIing like at all."

I go and fight Khivat and it turns out that she can DI, but I act like I want it anyway and keep resting off stage while also sometimes actually landing the rest and taking out her stocks. I perfectly sabotage myself so that I die before Yams who has a whole 6 stocks left, and Khivat is 40% into her final stock. I'd say that this is mission comprete!

2/2 Gallsby 2017/01/29(Sun)18:20 No. 775588 ID: bfb318
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Over the course of five minutes, Frillsby and I play spectator to the raddest, most tragic 6-stock comeback we've ever seen in our lives. There's waveshines, there's gimps, there's combos, and it's all one sided. Khivat takes the game back to get first place. On the bright side if I were in Yams place, that beating would be so bad that I wouldn't even be stiff anymore! Oh but I'm not Yams, Yams is Yams and a beating can't put his boner down. I bet his beefy arm shrunk three whole sizes though.

"Cool." says Khivat. "Wait, was there a prize?"
"Second place makes first place orgasm!"
"Cool. Come on, Yams, onto my bed."
"O-oh, gosh, really...?"

Apparently that was a rhetorical question because no one answers it.

>"Alright. I guess that might be it?" asks Frillsby probably rhetorically.
"Yeah what were we doing here again?"
>"Patrolling. Which is our job."
"Oh right we should get back to that."

A) Go back to patrolling places
B) Patrol Khivat's bedroom
C) Patrol for nearby boners
D) Patrol something else.
E) Don't patrol anything. Do something like play investigator. Like investigate what's up with Khivat's shirt.

B. Having set our man Yam's up for success we have a duty to see how his bedroom adventures go.

B.

Or at least nearby enough to listen in.

B- Someone might end up disturbing the peace

Do options B&E

>>775616
You're crazy man! They're the good guys! They can't be Breaking & Entering!

B+E

C is a solid choice, possibly as solid as the nearby boners

B then once there E and after that C

Take care of these boners and (A) go back to patrolling.

A). Someone owes you some money!!

Maybe use spoiler image function for politeness' sake, there?

Gallsby 2017/01/30(Mon)16:46 No. 775804 ID: bfb318
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"Frillsby we've got to patrol the inside of Khivat's bedroom."
>"Why?"
"We're cops, and it's our sworn duty to patrol every nook and cranny of the town and we've never been in all of Yams' rooms, so for all we know we've had a cave of crime and ruin hiding out right under our snoots!"
>"In Yam's spare bedroom."
"Yeah!"
>"Alright, fair enough, let's look inside."

Khivat didn't even shut the door all the way! That's like permission to come in.

"Ah! You guys! What are you doing here?" says Yams.
"Customary search and patrol! We're investigating this place for any crime."
>"Don't mind us."
"Yes everything looks good and in order in here. Hey Khivat where did you get that shirt from?"
"I'm not wearing a shirt."
"The shirt you were wearing a minute ago!"
"The clothing store."
"It even had our faces on it!"
"Well, I'm convinced, you guys really are investigators."
"That's good because we are! But who would put our faces on a shirt! Frillsby is that even okay?!"
>"Using our likeness on merchandise without our consent... there's probably a law against that. Maybe. I don't actually know."
"It's gotta be against the law! You should check that out!"
>"With who Gallsby? Who or what book would know that?"
"Probably no one, but if we can't say it's illegal, then the shirt maker can't say what they did was legal!"
>"True."

A) Finish patrol, then go find the shirt making criminal
B) Finish patrol, then go through dutiful and researchful actions to find out if there's anything about that
C) It actually doesn't even matter that your face is on a shirt. It does say 'dead cops' but it also says 'I am a trash man' so it basically cancels out.

>>775804
Have fun you crazy kids.

A. Even if it doesn't matter, you want to find out where that shirt came from! For reasons.

The shirt has your faces on it. That's practically the same as your names, so the shirt belongs to you.

A/B, at least make sure that when you approach the person of interest they won't be able to just ditch all the illegal goods by the time you have official charges to press.

Don't steal the shirt, haha.

No no let us first finish our boner patrol' look there's one right there on Frillsbys' crotch. We must deal with this wayward erection immediately, with our tongue.
Then once that hard on has been thoroughly slurped into submission we can go find us a t-shirt maker and negotiate some royalties and some free custom shirts yeah.

Gallsby 2017/02/02(Thu)06:58 No. 776541 ID: bfb318
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All right, it's time to finish our patrol.
Gotta patrol this diiiiiiii
>"Gallsby."
iiiiiiiiiick.
>"Gallsby I gotta put my pants on if we're gonna investigate this potential Cop Killer."
"Whaaaaaaaat, cop killer?"
>"Four hundred and ten BILLION dead cops, Gallsby."
"Man. That's just so many dead cops, that would take so much dedication.

Gallsby 2017/02/02(Thu)07:02 No. 776545 ID: bfb318
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"This is super serious so we gotta be super serious."

"You gotta put my pants on too Frillsby"
>"R-right. Wait, what clothing store could she have meant?"
"HEYyyy Khivat if you tell us what store it was you can have this coffee ca-"
"Antonio's."

Oh right I don't think we've ever been inside there. Some guy that's newer to town started it up.
"Let's ride!"
>"Gallsby I'm not going to let you piggyback ride all the way there."
"Mannnnnn"

Gallsby 2017/02/02(Thu)07:02 No. 776546 ID: bfb318
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>"Boy. This sure is... a clothing store."
"YE, get you dress!"
>"Gallsby we gotta get our investigation on."
"YE, get you investigation!"

Gallsby 2017/02/02(Thu)07:03 No. 776547 ID: bfb318
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"ALL RIGHT THIS IS A STICK UP-"
>"GALLSBY"
"I MEAN THE OTHER THING THE COP THING. NO ONE'S EVEN HERE FRILLSBY."
>"All right well stop yelling geez."
There's just some mannequins here and some goof ass shirts. Aw damn that Beef's Greatest Grandpa shirt tho...

A.) This guy just sells weird shirts he ain't no danger, let's bail and go somewhere else.
B.) Him not being here is suspicious! Hold a stakeout until he comes back!
C.) Interrogate his mannequins, they would have seen it all!
D.) Another more different thing!!

>>776547
C, this seems suspicious. You should definitely investigate the inanimate objects.

>>776547
C, bruh do they have real fur???

C, but be sure to give those mannequins a good pat down, they could be hiding weaponry in those stylish boxers.

>>776547

Interrogate the manikins ... and then arrange them in lewd ways. Because you need to send a message. Obviously.

C. And give them a thorough search in case they're packing anything suspicious.

Are you sure those are manikins? Somethings off about them.

>>776547
C

D- Pull down those tap boxers, clearly they're infringing on wizards of the coast copyright and must be stopped

remove boxers on mannequins

1/3 Gallsby 2017/02/03(Fri)15:38 No. 776962 ID: bfb318
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"ALRIGHT FINE LET'S DO THE COP THING THEN. We've got to give these mannequins a pat down!"
>"What do you expect to find?"
"PACKED HEAT. Think about it. This is a shirt store so why are there boxers? To hide the hot goods! You get that pair of boxers but take a picture first because I'm sure I've seen that arrow before so it's probably infringement on something else!"
>"I don't think any lawyers will take a case like that Gallsby."

>"Mostly because of the 'no lawyers' gig we have going on. This fur feels convincing."

2/3 Gallsby 2017/02/03(Fri)15:40 No. 776966 ID: bfb318
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"I'm doin' it I'm putting these boxers in custody!"

3/3 Gallsby 2017/02/03(Fri)15:40 No. 776967 ID: bfb318
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The mannequin's eye rolls down to look at me and I'm starting to think this isn't a mannequin. Frillsby notices too or maybe he just likes to sometimes jump back and put up karate hands.

>"Hello" fine consumers! You both look like you're in dire need of torso-fitting fabrics! The name is Ante, and it is my duty and privelege to sell EACH and EVERY ONE of you at least one shirt! Don't be a shy guy, just buy what you spy with your eye!"

A) Inquire about purchasing Beef's Greatest Grandpa
B) Inquire about Frillsby & Gallsby Shirt
C) Place this man under arrest
D) Other
E) Continue pulling down boxers

"Man this sure is a realistic manikin, huh?"

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>776967
B.

Also ask if he's puppeteering the mannequin or if that's his real body.

>just buy what you spy with your eye.
D) Ask to buy this dick you found hiding under these boxers.

>>776973
Because you're spying it with your eye right now.

A, E

Ask is they accept blowjobs as payment.

>>776967

Continue with E to pull down the boxers (we gotta know if they're packing the heat!) and then if necessary, ask about A because we are SO BUYING HIM.

That.

Whatever it is. For games. Obviously.
(And maybe screwing with our friends. Or screwing. Depending on this whole boxer thing.)

D, and E, because depending on what you end up spying with your eyes, you may want to take him up on his offer.

B is the more policemanlike option, but we have so much time to be cops. Basically all day.

A&E

A and E, ask if we can get a closer look at the Beef's Greatest Grandpa shirt (by getting it off him)

also D for the D, let's buy what we see

Do B later, in the mean time get frillsby to pat down the other mannequin, get a proper search going on here

E) while Frillsby talks.
Frillsby ask about custom shirts.

E, there might be some hard evidence down there.

1/2 Gallsby 2017/02/04(Sat)22:03 No. 777266 ID: bfb318
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"Frillsby this mannequin's pretty realistic!"
>"It's exceeded its allowed realism rate and is no longer a mannequin. That's a person, Gallsby. Be polite."
"Okay okay."
>"Ante, since that's what we're calling you apparently, do you deal with custom shirts? Also is that your real body or are you controlling mannequins?"
"I assure you that me and my body are as real as these deals!" I'm pretty impressed, Ante seems completely unfazed by his boxers being taken off. I wonder if this happens a lot. "I may not deal customization, but my selection is so wide and vast that if you can imagine it, I'd ante up and bet we've got it! And now, what do you see for sale that you would like?"

>Continue pulling down boxers
>Ask to buy the dick you find
I pull down the boxers!

2/2 Gallsby 2017/02/04(Sat)22:06 No. 777268 ID: bfb318
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"How much is thiiiiss?"
>"GALLSB- wait what."
"5.99 for the mini-shirt you see there, sir!"
"FRILLSBY."
>"What!"
"FRILLSBY THERE'S A SHIRT ON HIS JUNK."
>"Yeah Lil' Beef is a thing that's happening in our lives right now."
"HOW THOUGH. WHY."
"Ante's always prepared for any occasion, and shirts are appropriate for any occasion! I see you eyeing my non-mini-shirt, too, of Beef's Greatest Grandpa! Obviously, you know it's a good shirt when trusted Antonio of the Clotheo Rodeo wears it himself. For a mere 16.99, it'll go right from my back to your back! I'd ask what you'd say to that, but I already know the answer's 'yes'!"
"FRILLSBY WAIT A MINUTE THIS GUY'S A MAGIC USER."
>"What makes you say th-"
"HE CAN READ MINDS."
>"Gallsby he couldn't read your mind."
"Oh yeah I mean HE'S A PSYCHIC."
>"Gallsby I think he says that to everyone. Ante, there was a shirt you sold that had our likeness on it."
"And we don't approve!"
"Sorry, but no refunds!"
>"We're not asking for a refund, but it's against the law to sell shirts with people's likeliness. Probably."
"Eh? You guys cops or somethin'?"
"Ye!"
"Well I'm sorry officers, but I just haven't the foggiest idea of what you're talking about!"

>>777267
Hey don't make us detain you until we go back and get the shirt for evidence. Also don't lie to the cops, buddy.

Quote what it says on the shirt for good measure. Ask where he gets these shirts anyway, does he make the designs himself?

>>777268
You do know that ignorance isn't a legal defense, right?
And that we might sue your company into the ground? We have lawyers.
We want compensation.
Also we don't know about the actual market is for these so we don't actually know why you have them but don't know about us... so yeah. We'd like that answer too. We don't think we're particularly famous. The only cops on the force, sure, but that doesn't mean marketability.

Gallsby, I think we're talking to a stooge salesman and not even the dude that makes the shirts and business deals. Ask to talk to the manager.

>>777268
If people can buy the clothes off his back (and logically, off his cock and his balls and wherever else) doesn't that mean you're paying him to strip? He's a stripper! And this place doesn't look like it has a proper license for stripping. That's also illegal, and just terrible.

Abuse your powers as cops to steal his penis outfit under the law of Concealment of deadly weapons.

Buy the tiny clothes, those things are fantastic.

You do have to be cops a little bit more, I guess, so ask to see what other police-themed clothing he has.

>>777268
>"FRILLSBY THERE'S A SHIRT ON HIS JUNK."
THERE'S ALSO BOXERS OR PANTS ON HIS NUTS.

>>777281

Ok, just look around for other copyright-defying shirts and ask where his proof of rights to sell 'em is.

>>777268

Lil' Beefer's shirt is on upside-down, the silly thing! We better fix that for him, and tuck it into those tiny pants, too. Wouldn't want to be unfashionable or anything.

Gallsby 2017/02/05(Sun)13:24 No. 777391 ID: bfb318
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"Deal! I'll buy the shirt! And the pants!"
"Sorry, but this rodeo is shirts only, the pants aren't for sale!"
"Fine but I'm confiscating this dick under the law of concealment of deadly weapons!"
"Oh, but surely there's a law that allows for deadly weapons inside of one's own home?"
"This is a shop!"
"And it's where I live!"
"FINE. What police officer themed shirts do you have?"
"All sorts! Let me look here..."

He rapidly flings through piles of shirts and sorts out a pile of shirts that he shows off proudly.

"Wow, get a load!"
>"Wow! These are all incredibly offensive."
"Don't be rude Frillsby! Who wouldn't like donuts?!"
"So you say, but the people on the streets will go 'wow! those cops really have a sense of humor, they must be the best cops on the force.'!"
"We already are the best!"
"Then you basically HAVE to buy all of these!"
"Hey wait if I'm buying the clothes off you then aren't you a stripper? Do you have a strip license?"
"No, you pay strippers to take their own clothes off, you're paying me for you to take my clothes off! It's a whole world of difference."
>"We've gotten offtrack. Like a lot. Ignorance isn't a legal defense, Ante. That shirt we saw had our image on it."
"Well, officers, I see no evidence. For all I know, this shirt doesn't even exist - not that I think you're all lying, of course, but I would need to see it!"

A) Go run back to Khivat's and borrow her shirt
B) Continue looking for possibly incriminating shirts

Buy and equip the "fuzziest fuzz" and the "pew pew shooting guns" shirts.

>>777391
B first. If you can't find anything then split up and like, have Frillsby stay behind so you can go borrow the shirt for evidence.

Hey wait does he do custom orders? Or maybe Khivat put your faces on it with like, an iron-on sticker.

>>777391
Get the fuzz shirt and the shooty shirt, explain that we could hypothetically arrest him for suspicion of fraud. The shirts have more than a passing resemblance to the one you saw earlier, and if you are asked to provide evidence in front of a jury you could say you had certainty beyond reasonable doubt that the shirt was produced by this store, based off the eyewitness testimony of 2 cops and a chick who was banging a dude.

...of course we could settle outside of court, we accept payments in shirts, money and smex.

One of you go back for the shirt, one of you stay here and interrogate the suspect further. Clearly this is a tough customer... Well, you guys are the tough customers here, but at least you can buy the tiny shirt and further investigate the concealed weaponry.

>>777395
That sounds like a shakedown, dude.

1/2 Gallsby 2017/02/05(Sun)17:43 No. 777477 ID: bfb318
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"Frillsby we gotta get the fuzziest fuzz and the gunshooty shirts."
>"I'm not saying no."
"And sold!"

We buy and equip the shirts.

"Okay Frillsby here's the plan."
>"Is it that one of us stays here and the other goes gets Khivat's shirt?"
"Ye."
>"Alright. I'll stay here then."
"Don't arrest him for suspicion of fraud or whatever while I'm gone!"
>"Better hurry then."

2/2 Gallsby 2017/02/05(Sun)17:44 No. 777478 ID: bfb318
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I casually sprint over to Khivat's. Actually it's technically Yam's I guess.

"Hey Khivat hey Yams wherever you are."
"He's in the shower. What's up?"
"I gotta get that shirt off your back."
"... I thought you were gay as hell."
"Gays wear shirts too Khivat!"
"No, nevermind. I like this shirt. Why do you want it?"
"We gotta show Ante the error of his ways! By proving he used our images!"
"Fine. But you've got to return it to me afterwards, alright? Don't you dare lock it away as permanent evidence or some shit."
"Why would we ever do that?"
"Just return my shirt after it's done. I want you to shake on it."

>>777478
Alright.

Give her the elaborate handshake you've learned growing up as a youth with claws for hands.

I would say shaking is questionable due to your particular hands, but she survived getting dumpster'd so she'll probably be fine. I mean, she could shake a non-primary appendage if you're both okay with that, or you should shake your tush. Shaking is a versatile action.

Yeah fine we'll give it back, we're cops, not thieves, so stealing is the opposite of what we do!

>>777478
"You sure you wanna shake? I can't guarantee you'll still have the same number of fingers.....or even still have a hand."

I will shake on it for sure.

And also if the shop owner zaps the shirt with magic to change it to avoid the long arm of the law we will get him to fix it just for you.

1/3 Gallsby 2017/02/06(Mon)18:43 No. 777748 ID: bfb318
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"Okay we'll shake but I mean I do have these claws."
"Well bundle them up and I'll grab them!"
"You sure you don't want to shake my feet or something?"
"I'm sure."
"I could shake my butt if that - "

She grabs my claws and starts shaking vigorously, staring me right in the eyes.

"Well okay a deal then! And if it turns out he zaps the shirt to change the evidence we'll get him to change it back!"
"Huh. He can do that?"
"Uh no probably not. I mean it's possible but geez I just thought of it right now and it seems pretty unlikely if I say so myself!"

2/3 Gallsby 2017/02/06(Mon)18:43 No. 777749 ID: bfb318
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Moments later

"Hey Frillsby I'm back with the -"
"BZAPPO!"

3/3 Gallsby 2017/02/06(Mon)18:44 No. 777750 ID: bfb318
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Aw man.

>>777750
That was a friend's, he's under arrest for defacing someone else's property, and no you don't need physical evidence, you saw him do it yourself and so did Frillsby, and Khivat can testify that it used to be different.

You're under arrest for making me break a promise. I was supposed to give that back to a friend! And also tampering with evidence.

Wait you're magic-proof. If you poke the shirt, or rub your face on it or something, can you break the spell?

You're under arrest
10 years dungeon

>>777750
Yeah arrest that punk. That's tampering with evidence, destruction of property, AND the shirt still has someone's face on it who presumably isn't being given a share of the profits.

Ok this shirt is also great but now you just added a destroying evidence charge on to the pile.

You do know as the sole law enforcement in town our word you zapped it is all the evidence we need to arrest you right?

Listen we all think your shirts are awesome but you got to get permission to use someones face on them ok? You might get a pass on ours seeing as we are public figures and such. But Yams is a civilian and I am pretty sure this new shirt is even more unlawful.

We really don't want to shut you down because no one wants less of these awesome shirts in town.

>>777761
Basically this.
At least get Yams' permission first!

1/3 Gallsby 2017/02/07(Tue)14:44 No. 777918 ID: bfb318
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>Wait you're magic-proof. If you poke the shirt, or rub your face on it or something, can you break the spell?
No but it means that if I was a shirt, he couldn't change me!

"I made a promise I'd return this shirt! And it was probably under the presumtion I'd return it looking the same!"
>"Yeah that's definitely tampering with evidence."
"But do you have any evidence that I tamped with evidence?"
"Yeah our brains recall you doing it and our words saying you did it. That's evidence of the most imperical kind!"
"Now what kind of..."

"Ohhh. Oh this is one of those towns where you two would be the only cops on the force and you are basically the law aren't you?"
"Yeah!"
>"Yeahhh."
"You're under arrest, buddy!"
"So what's that mean?"
"Frillsby what's that mean."
>"It means we detain him while we investigate any charges against him."
"Well I guess I do want these shirts to exist! We're not going to shut him down or anything right?"
>"Uh no it's probably just going to be a fine or community service or something."
"Wait what if we put him under shop-arrest?"
>"Then I'd say that that doesn't exist, but since this is also where he lives, we could put him under house arrest."
"Yeah! Arrest him for Yams! Arrest him for my broken promise!"
>"Gallsby to be completely fair, I bet Yams doesn't even care about this."
"Well I'm gonna call him up then we can see!"

2/3 Gallsby 2017/02/07(Tue)14:44 No. 777919 ID: bfb318
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>"Hello?"
"Oh hey Yams how're the things?"
>"It's pretty good Gallsby, pretty good and pretty much the same as when you left since it's been like 20 minutes I guess?"
"Yeah hey what if I told you your image was being used on a shirt and you weren't getting any royalties or anything?"
>"Oh man I mean I don't need royalties or anything and just being on a shirt sounds cool as heck!"
"Dangit Yams why you gotta be so chill sometimes!"

3/3 Gallsby 2017/02/07(Tue)14:44 No. 777920 ID: bfb318
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I hang up.

"Okay you're off the hook for Yams, he wants this!"
>"Okay Ante, but from now on you have to get permission to sell any shirts that end up having people's faces on them."
"But what about my promise with Khivat?"
>"About that. That was destruction of evidence and destruction of someone else's property. We can't let that go."
"Well what's done is done, I'm afraid. I've seen the error of my ways, but I only have the magic to change shirts to something random. I have no control over what it turns into. But I tell you what! As an apology for changing a satisfying shirt, I will give both of you a 25% off your next shirt coupon! Then I'll have learned my lesson, and we can all go back to our regular lives."

A) Put him under house/shop arrest, and find out what should be done
B) Just give him a fine
C) Just sentence him to 40 hours community service
D) Accept his apology, let him off with a warning.
E) >_____

>>777920
Just bully him to zap the shirt with random magic until it's fixed again. That's the community service. Trying to fix a member of the community's shirt, as long as it takes.

>>777920
E) Call Khivat and tell her what happened.

Ante better hope Khivat's as chill as Yams, otherwise she'll be the one to punish him!

Community service/fine: he has to replace the shirt. If he can't do it by magic, then he'll just have to do it without magic! Either making it himself or pay someone to. I am sure he has a photographic memory for shirts.

>>777921
This. Let him do his job and stuff, but give out some o dat poetic justice and shizzle.

Also take him up on those 25% off vouchers and call it square.

Apology accepted, but he still has to replace the shirt. Have him zap as many shirts as it takes to find one that Khivat likes even better than the original.

Wait just second there buddy! We are not the damaged individuals here anymore. Plus that seems a awful lot like a bribe. (also a shitty bribe)

If you had just apologized and not zapped the shirt we would have let you off with a warning. But now its 40 hours community service.

Oh and you have to replace Khivat's shirt with a new one she likes just as much. She is a unkillable fire lady/demon/spirit? by the way so I would suggest being polite.

>>777920
Tell him to zap it until he gets one similar to the one he zapped away.

100 hours of servicing the community, starting with you two. And shop arrest until that time is paid off! That sounds probably fine considering he lives there anyways.

Running a fabulous storefront offering people questionably fantastic shirts does not count as community service.

Gallsby 2017/02/07(Tue)20:27 No. 778012 ID: bfb318
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"That's the worst bribe I've ever not accepted!"
>"Gallsby. Wording."
"The worst bribe ever! Community service! Also making a replacement. Zapping a shirt till it comes out the same as Khivat's old one. Keep doing wrongs until a right happens, that's what this is."
>"That will take forever if it really is random, and I don't want Khivat to wait forever. Ante can try if he thinks he can, but he does have to replace the shirt one way or the other, even if he has to custom order a shirt from somewhere else."
"What? But I sell shirts, not buy them!"
>"How'd you get these shirts, then?"
"Nevermind that, but I still can't just buy shirts from my competitors!!"
>"Fine, we'll replace Khivat's shirt, and fine you for 40 dollars."
"Frillsby what're we gonna do with 40 bucks?"
>"Buy Khivat a custom replacement shirt."
"This seems really needlessly complicated."
>"It really is."
"Well on the bright side I was about to call Khivat with the bad news but now I don't have to!"

Ante grumbles a bit.

"How much community service?"
"100 hours! Or maybe just 40. One for every dollar so it can be poetic."
>"Alright. Ante, by the legal power granted to me by being a cop, you are under house arrest while you aren't doing community service."
"Okay. Yeah, yeah, I'll do that!" He sounds surprisingly enthusiastic about community service, now.
>"Selling shirts isn't community service."
"WHAT."

Oh nevermind all the enthusiasm is gone now and is replaced by louder grumbling. Ante grumbles a lot and it keeps going for a long time until he makes noises that are words again.

"Then what counts as community service around here?!"

That is a good question.

>>778012
Cleaning the high ways, being a deputy, cleaning our office or the jail (and/or apartment), I don't fucking know go ask City Hall what they need done and get a report on your hours back to us.

We may be the only cops in town, but we still report to city hall and have a jail... like right?

helping Gallsby put on and take off his pants

>That is a good question.
That's a question for the only judge in town, not the only cops.

>>778016
Without damaging them.

This is something you'd probably want to talk to the mayor about.

Servicing the community's members. Like, the people. Or the other kind, that'd be fine too. Alternatively, cleaning public property, helping out the less fortunate, all kinds of stuff.

>>778012
Call Khivat and have her come up with something. It was her shirt, so she should get to decide the punishment.

helping cops which mainly involves doing things with pants. and playing smash.

Only blowjobs.

You know what I say? Sod the community service and house arrest! Increase the fine, use what we need to buy the replacement shirt and the rest will go to the community. Say perhaps advertising for local shops like that new shirt store that recently opened up.

Playing Melee.

1/5 Gallsby 2017/02/08(Wed)20:39 No. 778270 ID: bfb318
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>Ask The Mayor
We might be cops, but we can't just ask the mayor. The mayor's the one who does the asking of things around here, and always by mail. But I'm sure the mayor exists even though we've never seen them before.

Also, I think our one and only mayor is also the one and only judge?

>Town hall
That exists too. I think. At least, there's a run down mansion that's in the place of where 'Town Hall' is put down on maps of Dorb. It looks so old it feels like it was the first thing built around here, and abandoned before the second thing was built.

Whenever I remember the place, it's always got thunder and lightning behind it.

The only reason we even think the mayor is there is because whenever we get mail from them, that place is the return address. It could be a ruse though!

2/5 Gallsby 2017/02/08(Wed)20:40 No. 778271 ID: bfb318
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"You've got to help me take my pants on and off without damaging them!"
"Hmm... that seems like it's best suited for a professional."
"Dang Frillsby he's got me. Okay then he can clean stuff like our office, and our holding cell!"
"Oh? Should I feel surprised you even have an office and a jail?"
"Both of those are our apartment!"
"Of course."
"Whoa whoa what is this sass, if this shop counts as your home then our home counts as our office and holding cell!"
"How smart my customers are!"
>"Honestly, this town has been kept clean lately, including our apartment, and we wouldn't want to put any janitors out of business."
"Dang the only alternative I can think of is playing smash and turning him into a professional pants-taker-offer and pants-putter-onner!"
>"Same."
"Or have Khivat decide on the punishment."
>"Gallsby no that's a bad idea."
"Too late, Gallsby doin'."
>"You said you didn't need to call her. You even sounded relieved."
".... too late."

3/5 Gallsby 2017/02/08(Wed)20:40 No. 778272 ID: bfb318
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"Hey Khivat how's the yams?"
"Is this a prank?"
"Nope never."
"He's doing fine."
"Hahaha I didn't know vegetables had genders!!"

She hangs up and I call again.

"But seriously we ordered a replacement shirt that'll get here sometime since your other shirt got bzappo'd into something else."
"What happened."
"Antonio bzappo'd it but we were thinking of his punishment and hey what do you think it should be?"
"Burn 'im."

4/5 Gallsby 2017/02/08(Wed)20:40 No. 778273 ID: bfb318
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I hang up this time.

"Wow dang Frillsby you were so right."
>"I know, you had it on speaker the whole time."
"Well Ante it looks like your choices are either to play smash and help me with pants, or get lit on fire. And I know you may not want my opinion on this matter, but if I were you, I think that playing smash is a way better way to pass the time than being on fire."
"Eheh, would that lady really burn me? Perhaps she was joking?"
"Well she'd better be joking cause I'm pretty sure burning someone alive is a good reason to get put into for-real jail! Is that true Frillsby?"
>"Yes, Gallsby, I'm going to make a call and say that burning someone is definitely illegal. And since she's not allowed to do it, there's only one real option here."

5/5 Gallsby 2017/02/08(Wed)20:42 No. 778275 ID: bfb318
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Later

"Wow Ante who plays Ness? A total scrub that's who!"
"And one who knows the best character is the one who has the best shirt! You want to be the best character? Come on down to my clotheo rodeo and pick up some more shirts!"
"Frillsby he's trying to sell shirts during community service!"
>"As long as he's still doing the service, and not just selling shirts."
"Speaking of that, I sincerely hope I don't have to win for this to count as community service time."
"I hope so too for your sake, cause you're getting wreeeeeecked!"
"Well, just remember, while you practice smash, I'm running a company for over 14 hours a day!"
>"Gallsby be nice you're about to break the law with your burns. Don't make me put you in jail."
"Fine fine but you know what I could go for right now? Going pantsless!"

End Chapter 3

Gallsby 2017/02/09(Thu)15:05 No. 778391 ID: bfb318
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Chapter 4
20 minutes and 4 matches after the end of Chapter 3

>"Gallsby."
"Look Frillsby I know that you think jigglypuff can be a rude character to play but someday you'll learn how to DI right."
>"Gallsby we never finished our patrol."
"Oh geez you're right what would the mayor think !!"
>"We may never know, but we can probably make an educated guess considering that all we did was fine one person and then come back here to play smash bros."

A) All in a day's work! Which means patrol done.
B) Go back on patrol.
C) Find out what the mayor would think.
D) Other

>>778391
B. Your right as always Frillsby. Civil servant put my pants back on!

>>778391
B!

>>778391
Hey, technically, you didn't abandon patrol. You stopped to administer justice! That's important.

Well we finished our boner patrol earlier so now it's time doughnut patrol.
That's right patrol your way down to the local bakery.

Gallsby 2017/02/10(Fri)14:04 No. 778530 ID: bfb318
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"You're right as always! Civil servant, put my pants on, and then Frillsby let's go patrolling again."
"You all should patrol my store some more." says Ante.
"Except I'm hungry and I can't eat shirts!"
>"Food to go is a thing that exists that we could do."
"Yeah maybe but so is food to stay!"

A) Go to Bakery
B) Go to Antonio's shirt store for some reason
C) Go to Randy's
D) Patrol somewhere else

C.

>"You all should patrol my store some more." says Ante.
That your way of admitting your store is gonna be lawbreaking soon? Naughty naughty.

A

>>778530
A

Let's go be cop stereotypes and get some donuts!

1/2 Gallsby 2017/02/10(Fri)22:02 No. 778637 ID: bfb318
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>"Wait a second. Ante did you just say your store is gonna be lawbreaking if we gotta patrol there?"
"My store is law abiding, but my deals are so extreme that my customers may as well be stealing my shirts!"
>"It's not a crime if they have a receipt."
"Let's get donuts!"
>"I have mixed feelings about wearing shirts like these and going to get donuts while on cop patrol."
"But donuts."
>"Yeah okay good argument. Randy has some right?"
"Randy's cool but I just dunno about garlic on donuts. What about the bakery?"
>"I don't think Randy puts garlic on donuts Gallsby."
"He does though we had some remember that time I asked for donuts and he gave us garlic donuts?!"
>"Gallsby I hate to be the one to break it to you like this, but all he did was carve holes into garlic bread."
"Yeah and that's a donut??"
>"Let's go to the bakery."
"Then I will see all of you guys down the road! Metaphorically, of course. Or perhaps not, since my shop is down the road!"

2/2 Gallsby 2017/02/10(Fri)22:03 No. 778639 ID: bfb318
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We make it to the bakery. The door even makes a little 'ding!'

"Frillsby there's no one here and most importantly that includes behind the counter."

>>778639
Look around for a little bell to ding to get someone to show up behind the counter.

If you can't find a little bell to ding, start making "ding, ding!" noises yourself.

>>778639
See if he's in the back, baking.

>>778639
He might be really short and he's standing behind the counter right now.

1/2 Gallsby 2017/02/10(Fri)23:27 No. 778656 ID: bfb318
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"Haha wait is this guy just such a shorty that he's behind the counter and I can't see him?"
>"Well now that you mention it, I really hope that's not the case."
"I'm going to the back!"
>"Gallsby that's illegal, the back is for authorized personnel only."
"I'm a cop and I say so."
>"Well I'm a cop and - "
"Removing laws are for judges. Cops can only make them."
>"Dang I can't prove you wrong."

I look around on the counter for one of those little bells but I don't even see that. I just have to make do.

"Ding ding!"
>"OH SHIOOT."

A big clang reaches our senses, and that's shortly followed by a goat guy and three pastries.

2/2 Gallsby 2017/02/10(Fri)23:28 No. 778657 ID: bfb318
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>"HI how long have you guys been waiting out there I'm so sorry!"
"Well I walked in and then said DING DING."
>"So not long." Frillsby says.
>"Okay okay well uh - did the doorbell not go off it must not of I need to get that repla - I mean welcome! To the store! Where I sell things like all of the bread you see... uh... here. Can - can I help all? I mean, let me help you."

>>778657
The bell on the door went off, yeah. Maybe make it louder or put more on there. Right now you're on patrol, does he know of any disturbances? If not I guess get a couple donuts. And a pastry.

Gallsby 2017/02/11(Sat)02:30 No. 778672 ID: bfb318
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"We're here to investigate disturbances!"
>"Also to get donuts."
"Oh I have those! The donuts I mean. I uh - no disturbancewait why are you looking for disturbances?"
"We're here to destroy all D's. Disturbances, donuts, you name it."
>"Because we're cops."
"Oh!"

He looks at his donuts.

"Okay. I mean, cool. That's cool! Yeah."
"Gee you seem real uncomfortable about us being cops."
"Nono that's not it, just... na-nothing, it's nothing. Donuts taste good to everyone!"
"What're you tryin' to say?"
"Th... that donuts taste good?"
"Well I can't argue with that! We'd like some please."
>"A pastry, too, to mix things up. By the way, your door bell went off. You may want a louder one."
"Wha really?! How many times has it... without noticing... I mean - let me get your donuts! And pastry."

He grabs a pair of tongs and picks up a chocolate frosted donut, then freezes up like he just realized something. He looks at that donut like he's trying to bore a second hole through it.

"... uh, what kind of donuts did you want?"

Jelly-filled. Preferably raspberry.

>>778672
Meat flavor with ham sprinkles

Obviously garlic flavored.

Get some glazed, frosted, powdered, sprinkled donuts. Yes, all at the same time. Very similar to everything bagels.

No filling, though, filled donuts aren't real donuts.

>>778672
That one you're holding and that one on your head.

He's acting awfully suspicious, check that donuts for illegal substances.

>>778694
By eating them? That's already part of the plan!

1/5 Gallsby 2017/02/11(Sat)16:36 No. 778811 ID: bfb318
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>"Meat flavored with ham sprinkles! Oh and at least one that's glazed, frosted, powedered and sprinkled all at the same time like everything bagles and one with garlic flavor and jelly filled."

He's a pretty good listener; he just stands there making that face the whole time.

2/5 Gallsby 2017/02/11(Sat)16:36 No. 778812 ID: bfb318
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>"Oh and the one you're holding."

He spontaneously sighs in relief and keeps pulling that chocolate one to a box.

"Annnd also the one on your head."
"Er- what?"
"The one on your head!"

3/5 Gallsby 2017/02/11(Sat)16:36 No. 778813 ID: bfb318
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"Is this a prank?"

So there's these horror games where there's a conspicuous hole in a wall or something that the player can't see into it well, and inevitably they have to stick their hole arm down in there to get an object or something and anything could happen.

That's kinda how this guy is acting when he feels up his horns. When he touches the donut it's like a player's reaction to seeing the horror game character pull back out with the arm gone.

"Eh... excuse me a moment."

4/5 Gallsby 2017/02/11(Sat)16:37 No. 778814 ID: bfb318
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"What do you think Frillsby this guy is as sus as a bus."
>"That's not all that sus."
"No but I'm gonna taste for any illegal substances in his donuts!"
>"Yeah fair, in that case I'll taste for any in his pastries."

5/5 Gallsby 2017/02/11(Sat)16:37 No. 778815 ID: bfb318
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"Okay sorry about that!"

He comes back out and grabs a bunch of donuts and sprinkles one with what better be ham, as well as a pastry that Frillsby points to.

"Okay that'll be 10.50! Oh wait - would you like any coff...ee?"

"Nope sorry just 10.50! I mean you can have coffee if you want I'm not denying you is what I mean bu-but is that all otherwise it's 10.50 dollars."

Is this your first day on the job cutie?

Cause you are as nervous as a guy who runs a bakery as a front for his massive drug smuggling empire. Then wink at him.

Then test a donut to see if its extra delicious. If it is then he is probably just a cute clumsy baker. (although still could be up to no good!)

>>778815
Why are you so nervous about cops buying coffee and donuts? Is it the shirts?

Get in reeeal close over the counter and ask for what he's selling in [strike]his pants[/strike] the back. Wink.

>>778820
I don't think we ever told him we were cops.

But if we did, then he's probably nervous about pointing out the stereotype. He's not sure if we'll laugh or get pissed.

>>778862
We did. >>778672

Flirt, this is the perfect chance to do so.

1/2 Gallsby 2017/02/12(Sun)17:45 No. 779111 ID: bfb318
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"This your first day on the job?"
"No everyone says that but I'm just me! The owner and worker and baker."
"Cause you're as nervous as a guy who runs a bakery for his massive drug smuggling empire!"
"I - er - that's not - "
>"He's also as nervous as someone who's nervous about calling attention to stereotypes."
"Don't give him a way out of this Frillsby!"
"That's basically it I didn't mean to assume that you want coffee just because you guys were cops!"
"Wait what's stereotypical about cops having coffee?"
"Uh, th-the stereotype behind donuts and cops is actually I think I heard that it was because cops would go to donut shops not for the donuts but for the coffee and the donut shops were open 24 hours a day. So I guess it's kind of... I mean do you want coffee?"

I get up close.

"I wanna know what you're selling... in the back, behind you and your pants?"

2/2 Gallsby 2017/02/12(Sun)17:46 No. 779114 ID: bfb318
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"...various.... baked... goods? I mean they're not for sale, either it's stuff for me or its uncooked and I can't sell uncooked food. Also I'm not wearing any pants."

"Uh."

"I mean, I'm wearing stuff down there just not pants!"
>"Gallsby didn't your mother tell you not to flirt with nervous goats?"
"What no she told me to do that every chance I got!"
>"Oh, alright then."

We buy the goods and I taste a donut and it's real good.

"Hey this donut's real good."
"Th-thank you! It has to be or... I mean, thank you!"
"Almost too good."
>"Gallsby that's not a crime. There is no law against good donuts."
"There should be!"
>"Do you want to think about that sentence now that you said it?"
"Yeah I take it back."

A) This guy's too suspicious, keep investigating
B) Move on

A. But keep flirting hard. It's got to make him crack eventually.


Wait why does the donuts have to be good or ...

That is suspicious talk cute muffin man.

>>779114
aw hell, yeah leave for now but this calls for a stakeout!

Keep flirti--INVESTIGATING!

>>779114
Yeah, investigate his lack of pants. That's suspicious. And a potential health code violation!

>>779130
Pretty sure it's fine so long as he doesn't use his dick to poke holes in the donuts or something ridiculous like that.

Look, the concealed weapons thing didn't work on the shirt seller, it's clearly not a day for Enhanced Investigation Techniques. Get his name and number for POLICE RECORDS and investidate him tomorrow

Gallsby 2017/02/14(Tue)16:08 No. 779614 ID: bfb318
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"I've got enough probably cause here to start investigating your lack of pants! Oh you are wearing something. Who wear's a skirt?!"
"It's a kilt!"
>"Hold it." says Frillsby. "Why do your donuts have to be good?"
"Because if they weren't then no one would buy them and I'd go out of business and I'd hate eating them myself too?"
"Well when he puts it like that it kinda makes sense but it's still suspicious! I'm putting your name in police records guy, and your address phone number too!"
"Th-this is my address."
"Oh wow you live here too don't you."
"Yyyeah, you could say that. So, uh, my name is Villi, I'll write down my number here. Am I in trouble?"
>"No."
"Not YET."

A) Press him harder
B) Leave, then have a stakeout tonight.

B

Oh he could do with something pressed harder.

B. Staking out this suspicious cutie seems like a good use of police resources. Make sure to order enough donuts for the stakeout tonight.


"Well thanks for the wonderful donuts. And your kilt is very cute by the way. We will be in touch. To get more donuts that is!"

>>779614
B.

He could definitely use a good press.

>>779617
You're right. I can't believe he didn't iron his clothes properly! You can still see the wrinkles!

That "kilt" looks oddly like he was pants less back there and quickly wrapped a tablecloth around himself to avoid showing up front with his dong hanging out.

Reach over and pinch one side and see if it comes right off.

If so then we need to find out what pants less stuff he was getting up to in back.

1/4 Gallsby 2017/02/14(Tue)18:55 No. 779658 ID: bfb318
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"You look like you could use something pressed harder."
"Uhhhhhh ah I do need new sandwich pressers! Compacted bread is neat."
"Yeah, I bet you eat it right off that 'kilt', cause it looks like a tablecloth!"

I reach over and touch it. I almost pinch it but there is like a 97% chance that I will mess up and poke a hole or cut it, so I just play it safe and tap it. It's sure something that feels more like a kilt than a tablecloth.

( Panicked Bleating )

2/4 Gallsby 2017/02/14(Tue)18:56 No. 779660 ID: bfb318
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>"Okay Gallsby that's enough tormenting the local populace. Let's go."
"Okay. We'll be back, Villi!"
"OKAY."
>"Thanks for the donuts, sorry about Gallsby."
"N-no problem!"
"Yeah we'll get more taste of donuts and sights of skirts later."
Okay come back anytime!

3/4 Gallsby 2017/02/14(Tue)18:57 No. 779663 ID: bfb318
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We go and finish the rest of our patrol, where nothing happens. At night, we drive our car back to his block and have a stakeout.

"Oh good he's still there. We'll get something on him!"
>"Gallsby I think he's just an awkward baker."
"Well he's that too but maybe more! Maybe we should bust in and have a raid? We'll run in and be like 'this is a sting!' and flash our badges."
>"Gallsby."
"What?"
>"We don't have badges."
"Don't we? What do we do when someone asks for our badge?"
>"No one ever has, and we are probably the luckiest cops because of it. We should get some after this stakeout."

4/4 Gallsby 2017/02/14(Tue)18:57 No. 779664 ID: bfb318
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He's just standing there. Then sometimes he goes to the back and bakes some good, but then he goes back to standing at the counter. Suspiciously.

"Frillsby it's 8 PM."
>"Unless he just started his shift when we came in, he should be ending soon."
"What if he just works a long time?"
>"Then it's going to be a long stakeout."

Well time to find some fun activity to fill the time.

I would suggest complaining about having boner problems and make Frillsby take care of it cause you can't with your giant monster hands.

If he balks make sad faces at him and pantomime how your giant claws make life so hard.

>>779664
Play I Spy.

Call him! If he goes into the back, you can SUDDENLY APPEAR at the counter, since it seems his bell doesn't work very well, if he answers right there at the desk, say lewd things to him to see how he reacts. An important criminal test.

Wait, is there a back entrance? Or even a back window?
He seems to have a set patrol route so we could try a sneaky stealth mission by hiding in the space between the door and the counter.

1/2 Gallsby 2017/02/15(Wed)15:42 No. 779847 ID: bfb318
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>Play I Spy

"I spy, with my eye, a cutey!"
>"Is it the baker?"

Dang he's good.

"No it's you!"
>"Is it me only after I guessed the baker right away?"
"I can see multiple things at once though I didn't say which eye I was looking with! Well that didn't take long and now we have problems."
>"What problems."
"Boner problems."
>"Gallsby."
"With my boner."
>"Gallsby we're on the job."

2/2 Gallsby 2017/02/15(Wed)15:42 No. 779848 ID: bfb318
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"But look how hard my life is with these claws! I can't do anything!"
>"Gallsby you always say that."
"No I don't just sometimes!"

I shake my claws around and accidentally scrape the car seat.

>"Look at all these cuts in the cushions. Every single one was you pantomiming with your claws about how bad they are."
"Well it's a valid complaint I mean what do I ever do with these?"
>"Cut car cushions."
"Well we gotta find a car cushion villain!"
>"The closest things we have to car cushion villains are tacky color designs that are an affront to visual sensibilities."
"What about car salesmen?"
>"None in our jurisdiction."

>Wait, is there a back entrance? Or even a back window?
There's probably a back entrance for deliveries and taking out the trash and that kinda good stuff. I think there might've been a window, too.

Speaking of which it looks like Villi's gone to the back.

A) Knock at the back door for some reason
B) Spy on him through the back window
C) Call him. There's a phone by the counter.

B. Now is the time to see what secrets he gets up to in the back.

Did he close the shop or just wander back to bake again?

have Frillsby call him while galsby sneaks in the back

>>779848
Gallsby have you ever considered acting in an infomercial?

B.

Gallsby start training to be able to bend forward far enough to take care of your boners yourself.

1/3 Gallsby 2017/02/15(Wed)16:50 No. 779873 ID: bfb318
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>Did he close the shop or just wander back to bake again?
Just the back, but then again he might have just forgotten to switch the 'open' sign to closed.

>Gallsby start training to be able to bend forward far enough to take care of your boners yourself.
I tried once and it hurt so it was obviously a lost cause that can never be.

"Frillsby I'm gonna go sneak a look through his window."
>"Fine, but every time you do something, imagine yourself asking me if it's illegal. If me in your head says 'yes', don't do it."
"Okay got it!"

I walk around back and look through the window.