>>793181
Well, you could try an actual tin can, goats won't actually eat those, but it might damage his teeth. Uh, can Frillsby conjure a manacle around his snout?

You either have to feed him or get something in his mouth to suck on.

The rubber chicken was a great idea except for the squeaky bit. Do you have anything that would double as a chew toy?

>kilt with underwear

That's illegal! In Scotland. Fantasy stereotype scotland.

I notice he's screaming about dick sucking but the boner count is still zero. I guess it's because it's his brother, so he's not into it. Which implies that if he did start having sex dreams it would shift away from any dreamstate involving his brother, and therefore from any need to shout his brother's signature encouragement chant.

Therefore QED if you do something to turn his dreams lewd he will stop screaming about dicks. That's logic.

What are you neighbors going to do if there's too much noise? Call the cops? That's you! You already know!

>solution
Okay if donuts keep him magically awake, there must be some food that keeps him magically asleep. All the way asleep. That's just logic.

Start cramming different things in his mouth hole into you find the one that makes him shut up. Clearly it isn't shirts or pillows.

>>793181
tell him to scrub that dish.

>>793181
Try to control his dream from the outside. Tell him this is a family friendly tournament he can't use that chant.

Chew toy! Get some rope! Some rawhide. A big stick! SOMETHING! ANYTHING!

1/2 Gallsby 2017/04/05(Wed)15:53 No. 793734 ID: bfb318
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"Frillsby I don't even think we have a problem, think about it - if the neighbors have a problem, who're they gonna call?"
>"Us."
"Us! It's the perfect crime!"
>"We don't do crimes!"
"The important thing is that we have no problems."
>"The neighbors will though."
"Yeah but us though."
>"Then they'll call someone else."
"Who else is there?"
>"The mayor."
"Oh yeah. Frillsby did he at least have a boner down there?"
>"Gallsby no."
"No to me or no to a boner?"
>"It might've been fighting the underwear at half strength I don't know how tight his un - Gallsby priorities, we need a solution right now I can't keep this pillow on Villi's face."
"Do we have any chew toys that don't go UAH when chewed?"
>"There's some washclothes I can sacrifice.
"Wait - get some bagels! They're like the opposite of donuts!"
>"That... I don't have a better idea so okay."

2/2 Gallsby 2017/04/05(Wed)15:55 No. 793738 ID: bfb318
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I speak into Villi's ear.

"Villi you can't use that chant this is a family friendly residence. You gotta... scrub that dish."
"SCRUB IT GOOD"

"Frillsby where are the bagels!"
>"I'm working on it!"

I hear a sound like the fridge just got rolled upsidedown, and Frillsby comes back and tosses the bagel at Villi's mouth.

Okay he seems calm now and actually sleeping like a regular man. Bagels are confirmed donut's opposites.

>>793738
Thank god. Maybe now you can cuddle in peace. And maybe sleep too.

>>793738
There we go everything is fixed and there will be no problems ever.

>>793738
>I hear a sound like the fridge just got rolled upsidedown
Frillsby, did you roll the fridge upsidedown?

Get a pile of bagels to put next to the bed and lead the goat back to bed. Hopefully the bagels will not activate some unknown magic ability he has.

1/2 Gallsby 2017/04/05(Wed)18:53 No. 793794 ID: bfb318
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"Frillsby did you roll the fridge upside down?"
>"What, no. Why would I do such a thing."
"Because it sounded exactly like you rolled the fridge upside down!"
>"How would you even know what that sounds like? Gallsby have you rolled the fridge upsidedown ever in the past?"
"Don't turn this around on me just get more bagels in case he starts up again!"
>"You're not denying it."
"Yeah well you're acting really suspicious Frillsby."
>"How?"
"I dunno you're just a suspicious kind of guy like in general!"
>"Gallsby go to bed."
"Fine I will!"

And I do! I lift Villi up into bed, where we spoon since that's basically what we gotta do with the handcuffs. There are exactly zero other options.

2/2 Gallsby 2017/04/05(Wed)18:54 No. 793795 ID: bfb318
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There's some shifting over night and I've got to pin Villi down now and then but for the most part we sleep juuuust fine. I'm woken up at an acceptable wake-up time by Villi shifting around and yawning.

>>793795
Hey, he already rose and shone. Be sure to wish him a good morning and assure him you already forgot all about him yelling about his brother and cocksucking.

Looks like someone's smuggling some slumber lumber. Some impressive stretch on that underwear? Unless he slipped out the top...

>>793795
I guess he ate the bagel! That's good, right?

What's he yelling?

Quick check to see if you also have some impressive morning wood?

Ask him how he slept. Also where is Frillsby?

>>793795
"I would ask if you slept well, but seeing as you've got something going on down there, it's obvious that you did sleep well!"

>>793795
boop it!

Pretend you're asleep except very poorly!

>>793795
"Mornin' cutey."

Gotta inspect that Suspicious Bulge, that is a very important clue of the Sleeping Gote Mystery

>>793795

That goat is smuggling one HELL Of a something under there. Pretty sure that wasn't there earlier, either. Any chance he's a sleep-walker and might have snuck something into the bed to SURPRISE you with ...?

1/2 Gallsby 2017/04/06(Thu)18:42 No. 794016 ID: bfb318
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"Morning cutegoat."
"Oh hi Gallsby I see that the handcuff is still on?"
"Just doing my job! My job that is making sure that you weren't gonna walk off or something. By handcuffing you."
"So uh, did I do... did I make much trouble?"
"Don't worry about it I've already forgotten about you yelling about your brother and sucking dick."

Oh now I can feel him freeze up!

"W-well thank you for keeping me in place!"
"Maybe I didn't keep you too well tucked in, though, because you found a way to smuggle something down there!"

He's still tense, and he starts reaching down there!

"Oh... that... that's just... I mean, last night... I..."

2/2 Gallsby 2017/04/06(Thu)18:44 No. 794017 ID: bfb318
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Villi grabs something from under his kilt, then brings his hand back.

"Found this bagel?"

I am basically the avatar of disappointment here, except that as he brought out the bagel, he shifted his leg forward very suspiciously, making it so that I can't see the front of his kilt now. In fact he's so bad at hiding his slumber lumber that his whole body is basically pointing at it.

"So uh... how're you?"

>>794017
Where you wearing that bagel on something? Do you have a bagel stand down there?

We need some ADVANCED INTERROGATION TECHNIQUES here. Gotta get him to the point that he can't hide what he's goin on, Justice finds a way! Engage the LEWD TEASING

>>794017
You're wondering if he knows you were joking about smuggling and he doesn't have to hide anything, your bed isn't a border to anyplace but... some place with a cool name where great things happen. It's okay, Gallsby, not every line can be a winner, don't feel bad.

I am doing great thank you. Cuddled up with a cute guy like you made for a enjoyable night.

But I am also very suspicious of some signs I have noticed that are telling me you are hiding more smuggled contraband under that kilt.

So with your permission I would like to conduct a thorough search of your kilt premises for suspicious "activity"

I of course cant use my dangerous hands for such delicate work so will most likely be snooping around down there with my snoot.

Wow, did you bake a bagel in your sleep? In bed? Under your kilt? That's amazing!

Scrub that dish!

Gallsby 2017/04/07(Fri)07:31 No. 794087 ID: bfb318
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"I'm doing great! I cuddled up with a cute guy all night!"
"W-who was that?
His confusion becomes even more blushing as he realizes.
"OH. Oh. Uhhhh.... I-I was too? Can the handcuffs be taken off now??"
"I don't have the keys!!"
"......why?
"Don't worry, Frillsby will get bolt cutters!"
"I'm kind of worried!"
"Worrying is something that smugglers do! I think you might have more contraband underneath that kilt!"
"N-no, there's nothing else. It's just... nothing."
"Then you should have no problem giving me permission to peruse under there, then!"
"R-right, sure... wait-"
"And since you had the gall to try and eat my clothes last night I think it's only fair for me to have the gall. Because I'm Gallsby."
"What?! W-wait don't eat my clothes!"
"I have permission to make sure you don't have the contraband though right?"
"Uhmmm... it's.. it's not contraband..."
"What is it then?"
"..."
"..."
"you have permission to check under my kilt for contraband"
I grab his kilt with my mouth and (very gently! important!!) pull it up, "Ih ohay! Jush hrab no eah!"
I let it out of my mouth and stare intently at his contraband.
"It was safer this way I don't have hands!! Your boner is cool!! Where's Frillsby!!"
"aaaa that's embarrassing don't just say it like that"
He is making concerned noises.

Villi would you like me to scrub that dish?

Hey, another layer of security. You haven't investigated properly yet, you need to check under the underoos too.

Careful, looks like he has a weapon under that! Does he have a license for concealed carry?

>>794087
Time to use your feet to check in greater detail.

Hmm. Calculating... yes, that's a pretty impressive boner. If boner it is. It could be a demi baguette! Which would be flagrant defiance of the law, given you arrested him to ensure compliance with labour laws. You'll need to check further in case of illegal acts of bakery.

Look, it's the kilt that's an heirloom, not his underwear. His underwear is fair game! Scrub that dish!

Gallsby how did you teleport the handcuffs from your left hand to your right? I thought you weren't magic!

>>794173
Other way around, but it sure looks like the cuffs swapped hands, yeah. Is this Villi? Did Frillsby find the key and decide to mess with you?

>>794174

Good point! We best check under that kilt thing to make sure he isn't some kind of convincing goat dakimakura our roomie-buddy found while you were asleep.

The real reason we need to search him is in case he has one of these: https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=1csiwW7kHiA !

"You want me to scrub that dish?"

1/2 Gallsby 2017/04/11(Tue)17:59 No. 795132 ID: bfb318
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"You still have contraband of some kind down there!"
"I don't think that counts as contraband in non-public places! Also I think what you have are hands!"
"No that's just my own boner!"
"ER not your - I mean, I don't know where Frillsby is I thought you said he was getting bolt cutters? Wait - wait weren't the cuffs on your right? Why's it on your left now?"
"Because it got uncomfortable on my right!"

"That... what? How'd you get it off your hand?!
"I said I don't have hands Villi so cuffs can never can work on me!"
"I'm so confused Gallsby"
"You don't need to be confused you just need to let me see your contraband before I double-arrest you for concealed carry without a license and or illegal acts of baking!"
"I don't have any more contraband it's really just my - my - my dish!"
"Prove it!"
"aaaaaaa ok"

"ok I'm gonna prove it"

"usually it's gone down by now"

"it's still not going down"

"It's better that way now stop stalling!"

2/2 Gallsby 2017/04/11(Tue)17:59 No. 795133 ID: bfb318
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"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
"Want me to scrub it?"
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

These noises are even more concerned now!

>>795133
no Gallsby stop that rape you would have to arrest yourself!

Time to choose.
A. SCRUB THAT DISH
B. SUCK THAT DICK

I'll choose B. - SUCK THAT DICK

>>795133
He seems willing but embarrassed. Give him control of the situation and see how he responds. After all, you were wrong, now he gets to decide what to do with you.

>>795133
Tell him it's okay if he doesn't want you to, but you'd be gentle.

We're gonna need a confession of his crime of wanting his dick sucked and not saying so, where's frillsby to help record it

I need more than just Aaaaaa Villi.

Either you want me to or you don't. I am fine with either choice but its your choice to make.

>"I said I don't have hands Villi so cuffs can never can work on me!"
>"I'm so confused Gallsby"
This is pure magic.

>These noises are even more concerned now!
Are these goat mating cries? It's hard to tell, you don't know a lot of goats!

Scrub that dish

With your butt

>>795133
THIS SEEMS LIKE IT IS BECOMING NON-CONSENSUAL. ABORT MISSION.

You could ask him to shake his head or nod.

Hey, Villi, man, if you don't take care of that you might die of blood loss.
Seriously man that's got to ache.
Does it hurt?

Gallsby 2017/04/12(Wed)19:32 No. 795350 ID: bfb318
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>This is looking non-consensual
I'm still not a criminal! I'm on pause until he says that his concerned noises turn out to be because his dishes are unscrubbed.

"Is that a goat mating call? I can't tell if this is 'you want it but don't want to say you want it' or 'you don't want it but don't want to disappoint."
"The sun is out!"
"Villi that's your dick."
"No that- I mean THAT TOO but the actual sun is out!"
"Yeah that happens at daytime."
"My bakery! It's supposed to be open!"
"But it is!"
"What?"
"It's innuendo Villi!"
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

"I mean I would say the mini-bakery is ooo" his voice trails off and he just mouths 'open for business', "But what's more important than serving customers their morning pastries?! I can't stay in bed, and... and!"
"And?"
"And! You know!"
"And scrub that dish?"
"You can't just say it like that!"
"... suck that dick?"
"Ahhhhhhhhyahhhhhhhhhhhh"

>>795350
GOD DAME IT Muffin Boy tell me if you want me to fuck you are not!

>>795350
Tell him the handcuffs are gonna get in the way of baking. He can at least wait until Frillsby gets back with some bolt cutters to get them off.

I think the morning pastries can wait a hour or so. You have heroically avoided sleep for who knows how long to get people there food so am sure they will not mind if you cum in a bit late.

Or if you want we can quickly get you back to your shop and I can indulge in a bit of hidden dish scrubbing under the counter while you serve the morning rush.

>>795350
...you don't want to serve me a morning pastry, right here, right now?

>>795351
There was a 'yah' in there, I'm pretty sure that's a yes. It should at least be enough to get in position to start and see how he reacts.

Gallsby 2017/04/12(Wed)20:52 No. 795373 ID: bfb318
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"You literally stopped sleeping to help customers I think they won't mind if you're late a single day!"
"I'd rather never be late!"
"What if I..." I lean in to whisper. "Scrubbed you under the desk while you worked."
"That!"

"That!"

"That's unsanitary Gallsby! I'm professional! A professional!"
"Yeah well we're handcuffed so I gotta be there anyway!:
"Oh. Oh yeah. Oh... ohhh.... ohhhhh if Frillsby's not going to be back right now then... I guess I'm suck he - stuck here! With... this problem! Unable to serve pastries!"
"Well, you have a pastry I've been wanting!"
"But I - oh! Oh! I mean yeah I... I mean that's - I mean you can! If you want I mean! I mean I want too but only if you want because I don't mean to pressure you because of my own problems and I'm sorry if I've been all shy but I never do this kind of thing and now I was unprepared for today and I wouldn't want you to do it if you don't want to so only do it if..."

He just keeps going!

Get him to make even more cute goat noises by sucking that dick.

>>795373
Definitely time to schlobber that knobber.

>>795373
Shout SUCK THAT DICK in a good point to finish his ramblings. Then [Suck that dick]

>That's unsanitary
I'll wear a hairnet, it's cool.

...wait. You weren't wearing a hairnet! You're unsanitary!

>He just keeps going!
You might need to kiss that goat just to stop him.

>>795373
Suck that dick and suggest a 69 if the noises start being a problem.

Sick that duck!

>>795383
and you thought him chewing on your shirt was bad.

Do it, what's the worst that could happen?

If you don't suck that gote's dick right now he might just explode, it's for the good of everyone involved here, gallsby

1/4 Gallsby 2017/04/12(Wed)23:42 No. 795424 ID: bfb318
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"SOOOO you're doing it this is actually happening I mean that's good I mean that's what was going to happen when I said it was okay because it is okay and I mean I should solve this problem before and"

I got the 'okay go ahead' in some of those words so I'm okaying and going ahead and picking up that dick and putting it in my mouth with my mouth and definitely not my not-hands. I've basically mastered the art of recognizing which objects should not share immediate airspace with my hands and dicks are at the top! Even above waterbed mattresses and milk cartons!

2/4 Gallsby 2017/04/12(Wed)23:42 No. 795425 ID: bfb318
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"I mean never being late before is part of the problem because now I bet there's a whole 20 people there just wondering if I died because that's reasonable to think that I would die before not being up to sell people pastries and it"

3/4 Gallsby 2017/04/12(Wed)23:43 No. 795426 ID: bfb318
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"IT"

"IIIHHHHHHFFFFNNNNNNMMGFNNNNN"

4/4 Gallsby 2017/04/12(Wed)23:44 No. 795427 ID: bfb318
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"NNNNGGGFFFMNNNNNMMMMMM"

Well the noises are only half concern now and half mystery noises! I can't blame him for being concerned too because there's things that would concern me! Like 69ing him. Because he sure could chew things hard and considering how hard he's tensed up right now I sure am not going to imagine an appropriately representative picture, like say a big axe cleaving a log in two. Still though he's real tensed up!

>>795427
Then you're gonna have to take it real slow until he relaxes a little.

mind your chompers there

69ing would be a trick with your handcuff situation. Besides its his first time and that would just complicate things.

So go nice and slow and enjoy the mystery goat noises.

You're kinda angling him down a lot there, that might be uncomfortable.

>>795427

Well maybe you can ... "glaze that donut" if you know what I mean. Provided he's into that.

But scrubbing dishes is both cleanly AND a great way to make friends. So let's go nice and slow and be sure he's having fun (and getting enough air, the poor thing is probably forgetting to breathe with all that noise-making!)

Gallsby 2017/04/13(Thu)16:23 No. 795627 ID: bfb318
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>You're kind of angling him down, there
Whoops I think it was fine but maybe it wasn't fine at all.

>Mind your chompers there
This isn't my first dish scrubbing!

I slow down. Which means I almost stop because I was already going slow! I think it's working though? He's still tense but his noises smooth out and I think I hear him taking a breath. It takes a minute or two but there's progress!

Yeah now he's breathing steadily and not making noise at all aside from little moans and if I didn't know any better I'd think that he just fell asleep!

.... I think he just fell asleep! This is the most challenging blow job I've ever done.

Well, he did say he wants this, so keep going. Play with his balls some, see if that helps?

>>795627
>he fell asleep
But he didn't have any donut energy yet! He should be running on real energy. Is his endurance so low he can't even get a dish scrubbed before falling asleep?

>>795627
Wake him up by flicking his dick with your tongue. Tell him it is very rude to fall asleep BEFORE the orgasm.

>>795627
Pick him up and take him to the bakery where you can continue this later

Apparently other than being powered by donuts he is a narcosleepy goat. When he gets to excited he just passes out.

Well keep working on him and see if you can get those cute little goat moans to increase. Worst case we can finish this later.

1/3 Gallsby 2017/04/13(Thu)22:34 No. 795750 ID: bfb318
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I just keep on going. He stays up the whole time so at least his body likes it?

He jerks awake and I tell him to be careful!

"Kmmngmm!" is how my 'careful' comes out.
"What's goi - oh. Oh! Oh my goood did I fall asleep? Oh god I'm so sorry that was so rude I really am liking this I - that is - yeah I'm liking this I didn't mean to fall asleep I just got too excited and I guess keep going if you want if I'm not spoiling the mood by falling asleep I know I'm screwing this up!"

I back off so I can speak better.

"It is rude to fall asleep before orgasm but I'm still sucking!"
"Well okay I'm sorry!"

I keep going and he falls asleep like two more times but he wakes up after a moment and he finally actually is settled even while awake making more goat moans. He's starting to get active too so I think he's gonna - "

2/3 Gallsby 2017/04/13(Thu)22:35 No. 795751 ID: bfb318
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bleating intensifies

Okay there's no warning for his shot but I was prepared for anything by this point so it all gets handled like a professional!

3/3 Gallsby 2017/04/13(Thu)22:36 No. 795753 ID: bfb318
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He almost falls asleep again but then snaps awake.

"W-well that was something!" Villi huffs out.
"Was it something good?"
"Y-yeah!"

....

"Oh god would it be rude to say I reaaaally need to go back to the bakery? I don't know about protocol for this!"

>>795753
GET THAT GOAT TO WORK!

>>795753
Yeah, get to work. No need to worry about the handcuffs, Frillsby can totally go find you.

Well normal protocol would be maybe some cuddling and possibly you returning the favor.

But I can take a rain check on that and we can get you back to your shop.

Going to work before taking caring of you personal hygiene needs?

1/5 Gallsby 2017/04/16(Sun)18:22 No. 796349 ID: bfb318
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"Nahhh normally I'd cuddle you the rest of the day and maybe get a returned favor but I'll have a rain check. How about that personal hygiene?"
"Uh oh I'll take care of that myself! I live in the bakery so I'll just sneak in to get cleaned up first before meeting customers! Uh thanks by the way I know I was the m - was and am the most awkward person to be around but I really did have a good night! So uh... good night see you later? I mean good morning."
"Good night!"

2/5 Gallsby 2017/04/16(Sun)18:22 No. 796350 ID: bfb318
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Well that was pretty cool I guess maybe I should show up again and see if he can handle it. Or maybe let the goat rest maybe that's the pro strat in life right now.

>No need to worry about the handcuffs, Frillsby can totally go find you.
Yeah I'm pretty easy for Frillsby to find, I don't think he's ever had any trouble at all!

And then he can take these handcuffs off!

3/5 Gallsby 2017/04/16(Sun)18:23 No. 796351 ID: bfb318
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Wait hold on just one second, something's off.

4/5 Gallsby 2017/04/16(Sun)18:23 No. 796352 ID: bfb318
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>"Hey Gallsby I'm back. Where's Villi gotten to?"
"He went back to the bakery Frillsby it's like his natural environment."
>"What about the handcuffs?"

5/5 Gallsby 2017/04/16(Sun)18:28 No. 796356 ID: bfb318
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"... they also went back to their natural environment."
>"Gallsby."
"Always handcuff the goat every chance you get."
>"Gallsby no that's not a good outlook on life."
"Frillsby!!! You're turning this bedroom into a den of lies! That is a very untrue statement!"
>"Okay well I'll stop lying and instead say that I'm going to go rescue Villi now."

End Chapter 4