Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/16(Thu)16:39 No. 7294 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy joins his companions at the table again.
He informs them about the missing eyepiece - It's not safe here! He tells them they are leaving the city right now, and head for the Dark Elven Desert.

>"Home?"
, Darkmoon asks.
>"It has beink only twelve years since leavink there. Vhat do you vhant to go for?"

>"And how're we going ta get there, lad?"
, Axebeard adds.

>>7293
I like the sound of 'Lichling' more, even if 'BoldLich' is more in line with established naming practices for sub-genre of Lich.

>>7294

You have two fine, if a bit stubby, feet. So do we. Figure it out.

>>7294

"Beyond there is Skullking. We can't do anything here, we must go to him."

>>7294

"Two reasons. One: It is on the way to the Claw of the Skullking. And two: It may give us a chance to break off the Skulllking's alliance with the Dark Elves."

"And as for how we will get there... I imagine we'll just start walking."

>>7294
Pull out the map. See if they can't think of somewhere better to go. We obviously can't take the Skullking on by ourselves yet, but if we can find somewhere we can go to we might be able to get ready.

"We make our way in whatever way we can, because it is not safe here and I know of no other place that would take us."

>>7294

PUSH THE BODY OVER ALREADY.

I'd suggest through the forest to the elves, then over the sea to the dwarves.

"Hm I-
...Okay what the hell is up with Hans and Gunther?
Someone wake them up so we can get out of here.
We'll sort the details out on the way."

>>7294
"The Skull King has three routes here. To the north, blocked by Dwarves, through the sea, blocked by Humans, and to the south, where the Dark Elves have provided passage. If we want to hurt the Skull King and present a more united front, we need desert power."

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/16(Thu)17:00 No. 7305 ID: fb5d8e
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>"The Skull King has three routes here. To the north, blocked by Dwarves, through the sea, blocked by Humans, and to the south, where the Dark Elves have provided passage. If we want to hurt the Skull King and present a more united front, we need desert power."
Mudy pauses.
>"And as for how we will get there... I imagine we'll just start walking."

His companions agree with the plan.
>"I am needink to speak with papa about te Skullkink almost killink me and baby anyvhay."
, Darkmoon adds.

>>7305

Ask if Dark Elves have anything that can actually resist Skullking, or even the Bludjaegers.

And then get walking. In a montage if nothing else.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/16(Thu)17:03 No. 7308 ID: fb5d8e
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With piles of corpses behind them and little explanation the group is quick to work their way through the city. It isn't long before they are walking along grass fields with the city just a view in the distance.

Darkmoon and Bladetree groan.

>>7306
YOU GOTTA HAVE A MOWN-TAWGE!

>>7308
What are those two nancies bitchin' about now?
Also: Where did Beavis and Butthead go?

>>7309

A SUPA-SEXY MONTAAAAG

>>7310

Shit. Back to get them. Then... ONWARDS!

Where the hell did everybody's face go!?

>>7308

"...Where the hell are Hans and Gunther?"

"Zis hier roof ist ze fascinazing, ja?"
"Ja, it truly ist."

>>7308
If we are going to be doing some traveling, do we actually have supplies of any sort? Or gear? Tents, pots, rope, all of these things are important.
Unless we have either a macguyver in the party or magic can handle it.

Also, I know I keep shoving this idea out there, but really, if we are going on a journey, we should try and get Darkmoon and Bladetree to try and teach us the basics of fighting. Setting up camp and gathering food only takes so much time, and what would be a better use of that extra time?

>>7316
...Are they even alive? Other than twitching their eyes at us yesterday, they haven't really moved at all.

>>7318

Corpses don't tend to stand upright gazing at the roof for extended periods of time.

>>7319

Just look at the elven guard.

>>7320

Yeah. I said we should have pushed him over, since he was too busy violating the laws of nature to do so himself.
Still, our brave cowled nazis are not suffering from an acute cranium deficiency. That's positive.

Wait! Hold on!

Can't we abstract getting some more money and supplies and desert gear together? And maybe some horses?

I'm sure we can visit a bank and a general store (AND GET THAT DIAMOND APPRAISED) before we go without it turning into another bet for our soul?

...Can't we?

>>7322

in retrospect yes, it would have been a good idea to get prepared for traversing a desert.

It's not too late. Get some water at a store or ... or something.

And how about some more money? We could use some more. I'm sure Bladetree has more, and the king will spot him for it.

Was that it?

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/16(Thu)17:47 No. 7327 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy and his companions are making good time with their silent rhythm. They hit the Forest of Dread just as the sun starts to set.
However, their way into the forest is blocked by a figure sitting on the path. It appears to be an old lady in rags.
>"Oh, young man.."
, she says with a shaking voice,
>"Young man, I have fallen and now I can not get up. My legsss have gotten too old for collecting mussshroomsss. Won't you pleassse help an old lady? I will make you and your friends dinner at my cottage."

>>7327

"I won't fall for your trickery, Lucinus."

Inspect OLD LADY more closely to make sure it isn't ANOTHER trap.

>>7327

I am registering an 11 on the SUSPICIOUS GAUGE.

>>7327
"Out of the way, snakenuts - we're on an adventure!"

>>7329
But perhaps that is part of the trap?!

>>7327
Have a human minion help her up.

>>7327
Blast her with Totenpowers.
Steal her mushrooms.
Eat on the road.

>>7327
"Srsly, Lucinus? Srsly? Is this the best you can do?"

>>7327
Have Hans and/or Gunther help her up.
Take offer of dinner at cottage but DO NOT EAT OR DRINK ANYTHING UNTIL ONE OF OUR COMPANIONS HAS AND WE SEE THAT THEY DON'T DIE/TRIP BALLS/FALL ASLEEP.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/16(Thu)17:56 No. 7337 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I won't fall for your trickery, Lucinus."

>"HSSSSSS!!!"
A giant snakebody erupts from the old lady's waist as her head morphs into someone familiar.
>"But how?! I've brought citiessss to their kneeeeessss with my deceit, yet you sssseee through them so quickly!
>Who are you?!"

>>7337

"Your end. Totenkopf, incinerate him!"

>>7337

"I am Prince Mudy."

"And you are dead."

Have Darkmoon blow his fucking head off.

>>7337
BLAST HIM.

>>7337
"I'm motherfucking Mudy, bitch."

>>7337
"You really need to work on that accent of yours, you know. So... you need a job?"

As much as i dont like senselessly killing people. he's wearing a big "I will keep coming after you" sign on him.

so either kill him or have him savagely beaten if he doesnt join us.

>>7343
>>7344

BAD IDEA. He'll betray us the first chance he gets. He's better off dead.

>>7337
"Well, there's your problem. I'm not a city. Hahaha. I'm named Mudy. Listen. I've had a rough day. Give me a reason not to blast you to ash."

>>7344
You kiddin'? The guy's a laugh riot. He was scared off by a kobold, for God's sake.

"I am NOT IN THE MOOD." >:C
And then have Darkmoon blow his fucking brains out.
Don't even give him time to weasel his way out of this.
The fewer backstabbing tricksters we have to deal with the better.

>>7337
Threaten him with terminal violence form our comrades and from us (we bluffed him before) unless he can provide to us something worth sparing his life. He should spew out something useful at that.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/16(Thu)18:10 No. 7352 ID: fb5d8e
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Mudy sighs.
>"You really need to work on that accent of yours, you know. So... you need a job?"

The Serpentking wriggles out of the rags and raises himself.
>"A job? A job?!"
, he hisses,
>"I lossst my entire empire becaussse of you! ..And.. I have nowhere near the power to fight a Bludjaeger.
>When that white one passssssed by thissss road I hid in the busssshesssss right over theeeeere!"
He gestures towards a random patch of undergrowth.
>"Hiding issss all I'm good for now!"

>>7352
"So that's a yes?"

>>7352

"How strangely appropriate."

Motion to your comrades. "Come along. We have a heading now. And don't bother wasting your magic on this whelp. He isn't worth the effort."

>>7352
>"Hiding issss all I'm good for now!"

That's all well and good, now kill him.

>>7352
"Wait, you saw a Blutjaeger? Which way was she traveling, and when?"

>>7352
Say, "Very well. You have convinced me. Totenkopf, destroy him."

This guy is going to stab us in the back if we don't deal with him now.
It's not particularly heroic but I say we get rid of him once and for al-
Wait 'BLUTJAEGAR'?!
"Which way did she go? And when?"

>>7352
Threaten him into joining under penalty of death.

>>7357
We know all this already. Watch.
>"Wait, you saw a Blutjaeger?
Yes.
>Which way was she traveling,
From the city, through this spot, headed away from the city along a twisting forest path.
>and when?"
Within the very brief window between her leaving us and us arriving here.

Tell Lucinus that you're chasing blutjaegers. And that if he's not absolutely insane he'll stop chasing you.

Actually wait, maybe we can pit Lucinus against Kuhrel. They're both tricksters.

>>7363
How?

Give him two options;
1. Help fight the Skullking.
2. Die right here and now.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/16(Thu)18:28 No. 7366 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Wait, you saw a Blutjaeger?"
Mudy feels his heart start beating faster.
>"Which way was she traveling, and when?"

Lucinus brings one of his monstrous claws up to his chin in thought.
>"I'm not ssssure... Sssshe sssseemed to jusssst be wandering around here.."


>animated

>>7366
Look for blutjaegar
::advice dog::
hope it's Raital

Wait, I have an idea.

Do we still have that magic oath shackle?

Slap it on Lucinus' arm. "Swear an oath that you will work genuinely against the interests of the Skull King, and in the interests of those who genuinely oppose him, until the end of his reign."

If he agrees, say, "Great. Now fuck off."

>>7366
SHITTHEFUCK
Well I guess that solves that moral dilemma.
Also DUCK FOR COVER while yelling "DUCK FOR COVER!"

>>7366

"Thank you, Darkmoon."

>>7366
MORTAR ATTACK! HIT THE DIRT!
Take cover and try to figure out what the hell just happened.

Well I was going to say the worst case scenario of lucinus being pit vs kuhrel would be uh...what just happened. OK THEN!

Try and see where that came from while looking for cover.

>>7366
"Hello, Stormplague."

Stand there, so that whatever reveals itself, we can pretend to have seen coming.

Actually have everyone but mudy take cover, we need to talk to whoever it is.

unless its stormplague, then we're in trouble.

>>7369
Holy fuck, DO THIS. Great idea, and add to the shpiel 'If you agree, I will treat all previous grievences between us as null and void, such as your threat to eat me prior to your flight from the wedding chamber, which really have been looking forward to paying you back for.....'
Cue comrades Tot, Darkmoon and Goldwomb looking threatening as hell.

I wonder - are Raital's clothes enchanted at all? Maybe we get a defense bonus.

A defense bonus boner.

>>7377
>Great idea
Uh.

Thanks.

>>7366
'Hello there, and how are you?'

If Raitel, be ready for Dramatic monologue to convince her to come back with professions of attachment with minor reservation voiced as being 'until I know who or what I was before I lost my memory, I cannot tell you I will be with you as a lover for eternity etc' and ask her to help you find your past.

If the catgirl, be ready to start shaking that pantied ass and being as sexual as possible,

If some new, as of yet unknown Blutjaeger, just leave it as is, and see where we go from here.

>>7371
Pretty sure Darkmoon did not do it this time.

Reaver!mE1ODcDVTM 2009/07/16(Thu)18:49 No. 7382 ID: fb5d8e
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>"RAAAITTAAAALLLL...."


>END OF CHAPTER 15

>>7382
WHAT THE FUCK

>>7382
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

>>7382
Say "Holy crap!"

Use URINE on PANTIES.

>>7382
I repeat: SHITTHEFUCK

...Apparently we need to ditch Ratial's clothes (except the panties :3)

>>7387
Oh god we are going to die.

>>7387
Oh shit game over man game over

>>7387

I don't know what that is.

....Wait what?

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?

>>7390
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJHux3Hda2c

Alright.
We need to be as calm and collected as possible when we start back up tomorrow.
Mudy is mostly useless, our charisma is the only thing we've got so NO MORE PANICKING!
We've gotta act like we own the whole damn world even if we're about to get dead.

Also our best option here would probably be to feign ignorance.
Yknow, remove the cloak and say "You seem to have mistaken me for someone else. 'Ratial...' is that who these belonged too?" Then maybe we can give our Blutjaeger friend some strategic misinformation and get rid of her. Y'know tell her we bought the cloak form somewhere far away- Oh! Ohohoh we can tell her that RAT sold it to us. That should keep her busy for a while and make sure none of our allies are harmed in the process.

Suggestion 2009/07/16(Thu)19:17 No. 7394 ID: bd2eec
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>>7286
>>7288
>>7290
I know this is really late, but what did you guys see?

It works just fine for me.

>>7394
Oh god.
I see it now.
THE EEEEEEYES

>>7395
He did that himself.

Same guy that did >>7175, in fact. Look at the ID codes for the two posts and the KB size of the two images.

Hmm... this one's gonna be a bit trickier to seduce...

Let's just attack it.

That best not be Khural, Reaver. You double shoggoth.

>>7400
Let's see. She looks nothing like Kuhral, seems nothing like her, has different hair, acts not at all like her, and has obviously never met us before.

Yep! It's Kuhral.

>>7402
Words fail to describe how clever you are.

>>7392

...That's not scary.