Yeee!

Sigma 2009/10/21(Wed)09:36 No. 67888 ID: 8e18cd
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Okay so let us recap.

Shik needs his clothes back, Ny needs to be talked to, we need to finish making medicine and of course find my brother...

>>67888
Who are Shik and Ny again, and where did we see them last? We tend to be bad with names.

Sigma 2009/10/21(Wed)10:42 No. 67905 ID: 8e18cd
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>>67896

(Umm right... Shik was the soldier that needs his uniform back and is currently drilling some holes for me. While Ny is the fishperson that can help me swim through the underground lake to get to the lower levels entrance, where my brother probably went to)

Sul: Hey there, I came back to check if you're still around.

Ny: Yea. I'll be bustin' out of here in 'alf a cycle or sumthing. Nothing to do 'round here.

Those are some purdy gloves you got there.

Sul: Ummm... yeah.

>>67905
I think you mean 'thank you', cause he's right, yanno.

Well, let's see. He's leaving in half a cycle. The extractor will take half a cycle to stabilize.

The question is, can we find Shik's clothes within half a cycle, and will we be able to cure our patient before Ny takes off?

Explain that you'll be ready to leave in about half a cycle as well, but might take just a bit longer. Explain that we're trying to heal someone, and need to wait for the cure to stabilize.

... ask if he's seen any random uniforms lying around the ruins here.

>>67905

Ask him if he can't wait for ya. We'll do him a favor too I guess. Everyone wants favors.

>>67905
We've got paper now. Ask him if he can draw a map of the water tunnels. Then we can come back when we have some method for breathing underwater.

>>67905
Would you like to trade us something for the gloves? Why don't you stand up and see if they fit you?

Sigma 2009/10/21(Wed)16:02 No. 67959 ID: 8e18cd
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>>67918

< How would I use paper map underwater >

>>67914

Sul: Have you seen any uniforms laying around her?
Ny: Ehhh... nope.

>>67921

Sul: You like my gloves? Maybe I could swap them for something
Ny: Sorry. Not my size.

>>67916

Sul: Maybe I can do a favour for you for waiting a little longer.

Ny: Well my bones be a bit sore. I wouldn't mind a rub there and there.

>>67959

Uh... sure... just no "Happy Ending."

>>67959
>map
You could... laminate it? Copy it to a better material later? Memorize it?

Give him a massage. Use your elbows to press into the muscle where the knots are.

>>67959
Agree to rub him, and give him a "Happy Ending".

>>67959
RUB THE FISHMAN. DO EET.

Compare goin sizes. Massage. Dicuss climate change, local sporting events, and hidious plague infecting Kengas, latex disributers.

>>67959
Sure, keep it clean. Have dirty thoughts about it anyway.

Sigma 2009/10/25(Sun)16:34 No. 69479 ID: 8e18cd
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>>68356
>>68211
>>68114
>>67987
>>67960

Sul: Okay then you want it here... or...

Ny: I have my little place here, come on.

What's in your inventory again? Maybe there's some makeshift lotion...

Sigma 2009/10/25(Sun)16:44 No. 69482 ID: 8e18cd
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Ny: This is my little hiding/resting spot. Nothing big, but at least the mattress is comfortable.

Sul: Uh huh...

Sigma 2009/10/25(Sun)16:46 No. 69484 ID: 8e18cd
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Ny: So about that rubdown...

Well there's two ways for this to go I guess.
Either you A) RUN AWAAAAAY or B) give him a backrub, with your CROTCH.

I'm voting..... b.

How about you guys?

>>69486
Pretty sure we're going to have an all in favour for B.

>>69487
my god, what is wrong with you people. Just do it the normal way and get it over with. This dude's crotch bulge is way bigger than ours.

>>69490
Indeed, starting from the shoulders/neck then working down should be reasonable.

Sigma 2009/10/25(Sun)17:12 No. 69493 ID: 8e18cd
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Sul: Okay... let me just start here... I haven't really done any of this stuff since University you know...

Sigma 2009/10/25(Sun)17:12 No. 69494 ID: 8e18cd
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[ANIMATED]

Sigma 2009/10/25(Sun)17:14 No. 69495 ID: 8e18cd
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Ny: You've got purdy soft hands there, Sul.

I think I just threw up in my mouth...

"Those aren't hands..."

>>69496
I know, that black censor is such an atrocity. Where is the massage we have wanted? I find fault in this.

>>69496
Your ID is familiar...

>>69495
You tease.

Sigma 2009/11/01(Sun)00:56 No. 71182 ID: 8e18cd
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Well that was a rather... unique experience. I managed to convinced him to stay a little longer, so I think it was worth it.

You stuck with just a massage, right...?

We should return and keep making that medicine, right?

>>71182
Alright. The medicine will sort itself out in an hour - er, a cycle, right? So we'e still gotta find a uniform in the meantime.

Where have we not explored yet?

Sigma 2009/11/01(Sun)01:27 No. 71186 ID: 8e18cd
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>>71183

What exactly are you implying there...

>>71185

Pretty much everything worth of notice. The only thing we haven't checked was the crack in the wall in that mine, but Shik is already on it.

>>71182
Not much else to do if their is nothing left to explore, we should head back and finish preparing the medicine, after the medicine is finished we should start preparing some narcotics to trade the Ratman trader.

Is there anything noteworthy in this room?

Sigma 2009/11/01(Sun)02:59 No. 71190 ID: 8e18cd
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>>71188

This locker with strange symbols on it? It looks Duran made.

>>71187
I can always check on Shik. Maybe I don't have to do drugs to get something from that rat.

>>71190
Try 133.

Sigma 2009/11/01(Sun)08:53 No. 71210 ID: 8e18cd
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133? Doesn't work.

>>71210
Looks like it could be 144 or 155 too.

(There's an error reverse K is the same as K. I was in a hurry when I was drawing it and I botched it.)

184

>>71210
Okay, it's 100.

Sigma 2009/11/01(Sun)10:08 No. 71219 ID: 8e18cd
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*CLICK*

>>71219
Open it!

Sigma 2009/11/01(Sun)14:46 No. 71290 ID: 8e18cd
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Bloody...

Draconian Armour! I haven't seen one of those since I was ten years old.

And that's a C-18 Rifle there! The same one that they've used!

Thankfully it looks old.

>>71290
Nice find, but perhaps ask Ny if you can take it first?

What's that thing behind the...harness?

>>71290
Sweet. Is this all in your size?

What are draconians then? I mean, you're a duran, why is there a duran mask there?

Check out that note, and see what's in that little pouch too.

Sigma 2009/11/01(Sun)14:58 No. 71302 ID: 8e18cd
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>>71294

I don't think wearing this would win me any favours anywhere.

>>71295

Draconians were... a kind of fanatical militia. They had a lot of weapons and their own uniforms. They were extremely aggressive towards certain kinds of people. When I was a kid, there was a full scale war with them and they even hit few districts of my home city, Twilight. They hadn't had any demands or manifesto. They just said that "They're cleaning up our race".

Scary people. Good thing the military wiped them out.

>>71292

Ummm looks like a pinup. And a tasty one.

>>71291

I don't think Ny ever saw this. There's a thin layer of dust covering most of this.

Well, shit. Take the gun and the sexy pinup if it isn't Ny's.

Sigma 2009/11/01(Sun)15:55 No. 71338 ID: 8e18cd
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>>71304

Eh, I don't think it will do me any good. And the trigger happy Kengan guard would shoot me for having it.

I might pick it up later. That pinup though. That's a very good piece of art there. I think I'll swipe it.

I guess we should leave it then, and tell Ny that we got it open with our superior brainmeats.

Maybe you could get that uniform to Shik, after modifying it so it doesn't have any insignias on it. Cut off the arms or something.

Also, is that a pack on the top shelf next to the headgear? Search it!

>>71343
If we're going to give the uniform to Shikk we shouldn't modify it first. Modify it after we get it to him and, you know, know his measurements.

Sigma 2009/11/06(Fri)12:43 No. 73082 ID: 8e18cd
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>>71341

Mayyybe not. I'd rather keep this for myself.

>>71343
>>71576

Shik has a different bodyframe than this.

And the packs seem to be empty unfortunately.

Take clothes and armor, wrap them around gun to hide it.

If the guard says anything tell him to fuck off; you're busy saving someone's life.

>>73099
Sounds like a plan to me. I'd be polite to the guard, though.

>>73082
Leave the gun, you can come back for it later.

Suggestion 2009/11/06(Fri)14:49 No. 73130 ID: c90d5c
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Take the gun, it's good.

Sigma 2009/11/06(Fri)15:02 No. 73139 ID: 8e18cd
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>>73130
>>73106
>>73099

If you want to get killed by a trigger-happy grunt, fine. But do it with your own body in your own spare time.

I'm not going to waste my time with any more stupid ideas about how to smuggle that piece of crap inside a bloody compound, which apparently is under a martial law.

If I want it, I can return for it later. So far I don't see why I should be dragging this rifle around wrapped in a uniform of a terrorist organisation.

>>73139
Remove the butt of the gun and hide it in your butt then.
I just know you'll like it.

Okay, check out the trader guy now. Estimate on how long until the medicine is ready for the next step?

Yeah, I guess just leave the stuff for now. Go tell Ny about it though.

Leave the gun. Take the pinup.

>>73475
Yes, take the pinup.

Sigma 2009/11/07(Sat)10:15 No. 73520 ID: 8e18cd
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>>73481
>>73475

How could I leave such a delicious pin-up?

>>73473

I'd rather not. Don't know if he won't swipe it. Plus I don't know how he will react to Draconian armour.

>>73238

I think about quarter of a cycle left.

What was that bondage harness in the locker? Was that the armor, or was the armor the big rounded latex thing?

Try distilling the flowers you found into tranquilizer using lab equipment. You narcotics supplier, you.

Sigma 2009/11/07(Sat)14:36 No. 73724 ID: 8e18cd
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>>73531

The bandoleer and the suit were both part of the armour. Normal bandoliers that we use don't have as many coupling points as that one.

And I still need to still stuff from the petit bleu extract to get the medicine. And regarding the narcotics... I do remember Croix saying something about that guy's high fever and hallucinations. Maybe we could ease his sleep with a nice extract to score some points with her. Sounds like a plan, eh?

>>73724
Okay yes do that.

Lets go check on the guy drilling for us. He can't wear the uniform can he? If so, bring it for him to put on so he won't be all naked.

Sigma 2009/11/07(Sat)17:56 No. 73931 ID: 8e18cd
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>>73740

Going there seems reasonable

Shik: 'Eya there! 'bout time you showed up! I've done digging half a cycle ago and I'll tell you this - we struck the bloody crystal vein.

Sul: Wo wo wo... hold on there. A crystal vein like that? That's great! I just hope it's as valuable down here as it is on the surface.

>>73931
Duuude. Yesss.

Inquire more about the worth of crystals down here. See if you can take a sample with you.

>>73931
Take that shit to the trader!

Sigma 2009/11/07(Sat)18:15 No. 73948 ID: 8e18cd
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>>73935

Sul: How much did you manage to dig up?

Shik: 'bout 4 times worth my pay so far! Oi, we can spilt it in half.

Sul: If I bring you your uniform back, will you refund the 'acquisition cost' to me?

Shik: Fair 'nuf, sport.

Sigma 2009/11/07(Sat)18:38 No. 73966 ID: 8e18cd
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>>73935
>>73936

I remember reading once that "the bloody colour these crystals have come from the spilled blood of those who fought over them." I do remember that in some parts of the world partisants fight over the large bloody crystal deposits to ensure their survival.

But enough of that... How much should I take?

>>73966
Half of it, silly. Though I guess we don't know how deep it goes...

Enough that it doesn't burden you. However much that may be. And as long as it's not more than half of what's there.

>>73972
This.

>>73966
Take as much as you can carry, then put half back. That's a good rule.

>>73966
Just take that chunk that seems to be sticking out of/sitting on the ground. We're trading it to someone, right? He'll be ecstatic to see that much along with the promise of more.

Besides, you don't want to seem greedy, right?

An assload.

Sigma 2009/11/08(Sun)02:37 No. 74287 ID: 8e18cd
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>>73995

It's not a chunk. It's just a stack of crystal shards.

>>73972
>>73987
>>73990

Okay, half for me... should be really enough for me to pose as a rich guy

>>74287

If we're done here, let's go check on the medicine.

lets go to the trader if we still have time.

Sigma 2009/11/13(Fri)16:06 No. 76311 ID: 8e18cd
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>>74299
>>74300

Okay I'm getting mixed signals here. IKIT is along the way, so I probably can spare a moment to see what he can sell me.

>>76311

Alright, go check out what da rat's got to sell ya

>>76311
Just hope he doesn't try to rob us blind..

Sigma 2009/11/13(Fri)16:44 No. 76319 ID: 8e18cd
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Well it seems Ivan didn't move away from his seat. Dunno if that's a good sign or he's just like being in the caves.

All my encounters with Ratmen were always the same. They were trying to sell me something and I declined. Never thought about their culture or anything. To me there were always filthy scum.

>>76319
He IS wearing pants right?

Well ask what he has... do NOT show your goods yet. Knowing him he'll probably jack up the price like the rat scum he is.

Judging people just because they are filthy scum? How very not rational.
Act bored and disinterested and check his goods out.

Sigma 2009/11/13(Fri)17:44 No. 76333 ID: 8e18cd
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>>76322

I don't look at people's crotches.

>>76330

All the Ratmen I met were like that. So based on that observation I can assume most of them are the same!

Sul: Hello Ivan...

IKIT: JUST CALL ME IKIT, LIKE EVERYONE ELESE! SO WHAT'S YOUR POISON TODAY? AND I HOPE YOU HAVE MOENY THIS TIME!

keep calling him ivan, act disinterested, etc etc.

Show him a little gem, but don't tell him just exactly how much you have. No reason to get the little bugger greedy.

>>76334
This.
When you do reveal that you have actual money, his droolan face should give you a bargaining opening and his mouth will take some time start working again.

Sigma 2009/11/13(Fri)18:19 No. 76338 ID: 8e18cd
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>>76334
>>76335

Sul: Well, IVAN. I do have something special here... take a look

IKIT: Well I'll be, a person with real money. Listen, I take you don't want to deal out here. So follow me in. My home provides enough privacy for... better clients.

< He seems more eager than a freshman trying to pick a chick on his initiation party. Plus he's whispering... I think he's serious >

>>76338
He's going to rape and/or kill you. You just said they are all scum and now you want to trust him?
Outside is just fine. Tell him you need to stay in the fresh air cause of your huge nose.

>>76338
damnit why did you show him that! He probably is already assuming there's more where that came from, and is planning to rob you, don't go in the house!

>>76338
Tell him you'd prefer to do business out here.

>>76338
Sounds like he's got a grey/black market inside. Go in, but insist he goes in first.

Giggity.

Head on in.

DO NOT TRUST THE IVAN

Suggestion 2009/11/13(Fri)20:56 No. 76350 ID: 84297a
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Forgot pic

Sigma 2009/11/14(Sat)01:06 No. 76396 ID: 8e18cd
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>>76339
>>76340
>>76344
>>76349

Sul: Well now, Ivan. Why should I go into your house if we can strike a deal here...

Ikit: I thought you'd be interested in some hardware for special clients. And I rather keep that well hidden inside my house.

Sul: I'm not entirely sure if you're telling the truth here.

Ikit: Hey. Hey. Old Ikit isn't some bandit. Come on, you can trust me. If I'd do something bad, those Kengans would have me shot.

>>76396
Okay, fine.

This is probably stupid, but go in.

>>76396
Might as well go in.

>>76396
I am interested in seeing his "hardware" for "special clients".

Sigma 2009/11/14(Sat)07:27 No. 76417 ID: 8e18cd
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>>76400
>>76401
>>76405
>>76408

Sul: You have my limited confidence, rat.

Ikit: Well then, come in, don't stand there.

Sigma 2009/11/14(Sat)07:28 No. 76418 ID: 8e18cd
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Sul: Take them OFF? Are you mad?

Ikit: Hey, my house, my rules. You want to trade, you have to conform.

Sul: Okay, okay, sheesh. I'll take them off... grumblegrumblegrumble.

Sul... This ISN'T A good idea...
This is A BAD IDEA

Also RATASS on the calander...

>>76418
Take what off? Also stare at poster.

>>76421
Why? I don't see what could go wrong.

>>76418
Oh you. <3

Sigma 2009/11/14(Sat)12:23 No. 76461 ID: 8e18cd
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Sul: I don't like the idea. I might catch something here...

Ikit: You, Durans, and your obsession about cleanliness. I can reassure you that I keep my house tidy all the time.

Sul: Yeah whatever. Can we sit down and talk already?

Ikit: I'll prepare the goods, then sure we can talk...

Sigma 2009/11/14(Sat)12:25 No. 76462 ID: 8e18cd
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Ikit: I'll be down below. Meanwhile while you wait help yourself with some food. I take you can operate the W-Oven

Sul: Yeah yeah sure...

< Dammit this carpet is tickling my feet. It feels... odd. >

>>76462
That's grass.

The carpet looks like grass.

>>76462
Oh my. Nice legs, Sul.

And congrats on reaching the 200 update mark.

Take a seat and wait for the rat guy to return. Just... be wary.

stare at poster while you wait

Sigma 2009/11/14(Sat)17:58 No. 76670 ID: 8e18cd
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>>76463
>>76464

Your mom was a grass. It's a shaggy carpet!

>>76465

I guess I can wait.

>>76468

I guess the calendar is quite nice, not really my kind type though. It even bears today's date.

>>76670
What is today's date, anyway?

>>76670
Forget the calender, check out the suspicious drawing to the right.

Peek in the closet.

Sigma 2009/11/17(Tue)13:24 No. 78106 ID: 8e18cd
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[Some time passes]

Ikit: Still here I see. Come down. I've prepared the negotiation table.

Just pray he's still got pants on... he may try various tactics to screw you over for negotiations... They are dirty rats and dirty tricks are just a natural thing for them to do.

>>78106
Go with him.

Sigma 2009/11/17(Tue)13:58 No. 78129 ID: 8e18cd
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Ikit: And here we are... How do you like it?

Say it's nice. Ask if you've gotta take off your suit. Let's also get reeeeeeal drunk.

>>78129
I don't see a table.

I don't like the look of this...

>>78129
Flirt with him, maybe you'll be able to get a better deal.

>>78129
There isn't even any merchandise here, unless he's selling water.

>>78129
Isn't that a pool table?

How good are you at billiards, Sul?

>>78178
I'm sure he's good at chalking the cue and putting the balls in the pocket.

Suggestion 2009/11/17(Tue)20:12 No. 78426 ID: 84297a
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Drinks and what looks like a hot tub.

What type of "negotiations" were you hoping to conduct, exactly?

>>78173
Adding upon this;

Tell him you are not getting in the hot tub. Ask him what kind of 'hardware' he's trying to sell you here.

Looks legit.

>>78129
Jus go along with it, we want to get the best deal we can.

>>78129
also say you think it looks fine.

Sigma 2009/11/19(Thu)14:43 No. 79284 ID: 8e18cd
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>>78178

(It's a basin)

>>78130
>>78170
>>78597
>>78622
>>78623
>>78173

Sul: Well you have a pretty ni... Umm why are you naked?

Ikit: I didn't warm this water up for nothing. Come on and slip in, it's pretty great.

Sul: Ummm yeah but you know... the goods, the hardware?

Ikit: Oh don't worry, I have my catalogue here on the table. Come on a nice bath and some good whiskey will help if the manners get too tense.

Sul: Uh huh...

Start running away and never stop running.
Ever!

Nothing suspicious so far. Hop in and drink his drinks.

Don't get raped!

>>79284
>>79288
Disregard the fool. This is just a harmless dip in a tub. It'll be easier to negotiate when you're all nice and relaxed~

>>79284
Tell him you're not getting in that tub. Just ask for the catalog.

Both drinks are poisoned. He spent years building up an immunity.

Uh... Ask him if he has any bleach. You need it for your eyes...

...

Don't get in the tub.

Get in the tub. This is all clearly perfectly normal and standard business procedure. Also kiss him on the shoulder.

Don't be so uptight, this guy looks legit.

SUL DON'T!

You have NO idea when the last time that guy cleaned the tub! It's probably filled with bacteria if not far worse things! Think of all that filth and grime and unmentionable bodily fluids that would be directly on your skin should you get in that tub!

I don't have any suggestions other than "watch your ass"

>>79322
Watch his ass.

totally get in the tub

get in. Don't intake ANYTHING.

Get in and get to drinkin'

>>79284
Ahahaha, Oh Sul.

DO IT, HETEROSEXUAL.

>>79284
Don't be a stranger, get naked and hop in. Relax, and be friendly, no need to jump straight into business.

Ask for a towel, so you can cover up before getting into the tub. If you're shy, ask for some bubble bath solution, so it'll obscure you more.

Get in, you could do with relaxing with all the troubles you've had of late.

Expect the drink to be laced with powerful sedatives.

He just wants the crystals. You can NOT trust those rats.

Also he's FILTHY. Bathwater is notorious for being full of FILTH. He might be one of the transmission vectors for that disease.

Sigma 2009/11/22(Sun)10:57 No. 80805 ID: 8e18cd
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Sul: Here goes nothing...

Ikit: I can turn on the bubbles if you want to.

Sul: Ummm....

Turn on the bubbles!

Go on! It can't be a bad idea. Plus it will conceal you if you feel embarrassed.

>>80805
YES TO BUBBLES.

Bubbles are win.

And you all are, of course, aware that bubbles will also conceal any stealthy advances on IKIT's part? But yes, get in and turn on the bubbles. All the better to cuddle in.

>>80805
Nice dong, man.

Sigma 2009/11/22(Sun)13:28 No. 80866 ID: 8e18cd
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Sul: Well I guess bubbles are nice.

Ikit: Would you like a drink? Finest Dusk Whiskey...

Sul: Maybe later. I really want to see the catalog.

Ikit: It's on my PDA. Help yourself and ask questions if you have any.

Sigma 2009/11/22(Sun)13:28 No. 80867 ID: 8e18cd
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<Okay. Let's see what he has on the menu.>

>>80867
.... Services.

Goods

>>80867
Ser...

... goods, yeah, goods.

Transport!

We need services. All the services.

I like where this is going. Perhaps we should check out goods, then services after all the business...I mean OTHER business is done.

Check them in order from top-to-bottom to see what each of them contain. We don't want to miss anything important!

Goods. We're here for the inventory.

Sigma 2009/11/22(Sun)14:22 No. 80887 ID: 8e18cd
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Sul: You have a pretty broad selection

Ikit: Some of the items are hard to get though and some are impossible to get under these circumstances. Don't get too cocky.

>>80887
Clothes

Special.

>>80887
Clothes. It's about damn time we got some pants.

Agreed, some nice baggy cargo pants for example.

I was thinking we could buy a uniform for Shik.

>>80901
Would that come under military or clothes?

Also if he says "cocky" again, stand up and turkey-slap him.

Sigma 2009/11/22(Sun)15:14 No. 80918 ID: 8e18cd
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>>80903

<I'd rather not stand up and wave my willy in front of him.>

Sul: Wow... all those designer clothes and expensive labels available?

Ikit: I have my sources.

>>80918
Check out Uniform and then Adult when you think he's not looking.

What's under "other?"

>>80918
Uniform. Also tell us about the other choices.

Uniforms are for faggots, go for the Adult.

Yeah, Uniform.

The adult. Must be important to be highlighted so.

Sigma 2009/11/22(Sun)15:46 No. 80938 ID: 8e18cd
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<Uniforms eh...>

>>80938
Wait, did we ever ask him what type of uniform he needs? If not, then I guess we'll get the Sheek Uniform. It sounds like his name.

Quick, press the whatever the name of that button on the top-right is!

Or do you actually know what that does?

Is Shiik a Sheek?

If so, let's get that.

Sigma 2009/11/22(Sun)16:14 No. 80959 ID: 8e18cd
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<I think this is the one>

Sul: Okay how do I mark it?

Ikit: Double-tap on the photo.

Sul: Done.

<Anything else I should browse in the uniform section or should I try a different section>

>>80959
"Hey, slightly used, recently acquired, did this come with any sort of ID or name on the uniform? Someone I know recently had his stolen."

Take a peek in the Adult section.

Sigma 2009/11/22(Sun)16:29 No. 80965 ID: 8e18cd
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>>80960

Sul: Hey, slightly used, recently acquired, did this come with any sort of ID or name on the uniform? Someone I know recently had his misplaced...

Ikit: Yes yes. That's it's more valuable. I've found it laying around, so your friend should be more careful about leaving his stuff around. I can cut the price in half because of the acquisition costs of me finding and storing it.

>>80961

<Fine fine... give me a minute>

>>80965
"He said he went swimming and when he returned, it was gone."

>>80969
let's not piss off the naked man.

I am curious what's under "Adult"

>>80965
"After I ordered an item, how long does it take to arrive? Or do you already have them stored somewhere in here?"

Sigma 2009/11/22(Sun)22:18 No. 81079 ID: 8e18cd
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>>80977

Sul: Have you got the goods laying around or do I have to wait.

Ikit: My content delivery system provides near-instant receiving of the goods. If otherwise stated of course.

>>80969

< Not going to argue with him. That's a bad idea. He might throw me out >

>>80973

< Oh boy... This guy has more selection than any Midnight City sex shop >

Scroll down.

>>81079
Go back, check Special. Look for something to enable underwater breathing. Also, mark that uniform for purchase.

>>81079
Know much about the Midnight City scene, eh?

Anyway, ask what the D and R stand for.

Recognize anything you're particularly interested in, Sul? You may as well treat yourself to something, what with the proceeds from the mining operation.

>>81090
It might let us further explore the reed fields if we don't have to worry about the issue of passing out.

Oh, yeah, I forgot. You might also want to double-check the medicine area, in case there's something better than your current items available for the sick dude.

Sigma 2009/11/28(Sat)15:37 No. 82726 ID: 8e18cd
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[ ANIMATED ]

>>81090

<I've already marked it>

>>81091

Sul: I assume R is Rat, D is Duran

Ikit: You're a clever lad aren't you?

<I don't like that grin he just struck>

>>81113

< I'd rather shop for bondage gear when I'm in a little less compromising environment and with a lot more handsome company >

Sigma 2009/11/28(Sat)16:06 No. 82771 ID: 8e18cd
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>>81090

< Here's the selection of the "Special" section. Seem a lot of accessories for some of the equipment >

>>82771
Air filters will be probably for the gasmask although we must wonder the quality of the equipment BEFORE we pay for it.

We are unsure if the filters we could buy will fit our existing mask, if not then we will have to buy ANOTHER mask from the rat.

We could definitely use some air filters for our mask, for one thing.

Sigma 2009/11/28(Sat)16:42 No. 82832 ID: 8e18cd
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>>82795
>>82797

Sul: Hey have you got filters for Mark V masks?

Ikit: Those are very hard to get you know. I have few old Mark IVs in the adult section if you're looking for an air filter-gas mask combo.

Sul: Drat. Rebreathers?

Ikit: Those are for Mark V and above.

Let's get some rebreathers for it then.

Sigma 2009/11/28(Sat)17:21 No. 82894 ID: 8e18cd
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>>82856

< Well these look quite okay. I think my friend helped the military develop them, so they should be safe. >

>>82894
Mark it if you have the money.

>>82894
We'll have to figure out how long each rebreather tank lasts before we decide how many we'll buy.

Sigma 2009/11/29(Sun)07:01 No. 83160 ID: 8e18cd
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>>83155

Sul: Yeah and much time those last?

Ikit: They're brand new military grade... I take 30 minutes before the filters clog up. Then you have to regene...

Sul: Yeah yeah I know how to use those. I'm just worried that you might be trying to sell me something half-working.

Ikit: And permanently lose a customer? That's not how I operate

That's good enough.
Anything else you need right now? If not get the fuck out of the gay Turkish Bath, you're probably already all gross and wrinkly.
You can always can come back if necessary.

Look in the Special section in the parent directory.

I'm kind of curious as to what 'Special' means, if not bondage gear or other more useful items.

Get a pair of rebreather cartridges and a uniform for your bug friend.

Any weapons or neato tools? If not, I think we're done.

Sigma 2009/12/04(Fri)09:40 No. 85817 ID: 8e18cd
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>>83175
>>83268
>>83521

Would you look at all that stuff...

Wow, they've got Allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables, Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles, Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication, Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation, Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors, Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers, Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers!

Suggestion 2009/12/04(Fri)11:22 No. 85835 ID: c89b56
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>>85820
>automatic circumcisers

Sigma 2009/12/04(Fri)15:19 No. 85941 ID: 8e18cd
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Ikit: You should pour yourself a glass and enjoy the bath you know...

<Ummm... he's getting uncomfortably close>

Explain that before you get a drink you'll have to thoroughly disinfect and sterilize the glasses, as is Duran tradition.

Hopefully this will ruin the mood.

Tell him you would love to, but you're under a pretty strict time limit. Also, see if there are any ladders, if swimming ends up failing you might be able to climb back up.

>>85941
pop a boner

Oh come on Sul he's barely close just relax and have a drink you've earned it.

Politely refuse. Complete your purchases and depart.

As much as I'd like to see Sul take a drink and relax, it might be about time for him to check on his science project.

Maybe he should just check in the Medicine section before he goes.

>>85941
Tell him you're flattered that he's interested in you, but you're here strictly on business... and you'll have to turn down the alcohol for similar reasons.

>>85820
Actually, he doesn't have any air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors, trailer hitch demagnetizers, or automatic circumcisers.

>>86139

[An error of oversight. I haven't delivered that frame for compilation. I realised that a bit too late.]

>>85941
We should probably take our leave now...

We are a busy man you know.

Sigma 2009/12/05(Sat)14:33 No. 86264 ID: 8e18cd
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>>86137

< Medicine section shows everything is out of stock. Possibly due to that epidemic the Kengans were talking about >

>>85942
>>85944
>>86138
>>86151

Sul: Look I'd to stay and socialize but I'm pretty constrained timewise. Can I just get a bill or something, pay and go?

Ikit: Although I like a drawn out negotiations I understand... oh well. Place that bloodstone in the send/receive tray and you'll get your goods and change.

>>86264
Give him the traditional hug goodbye.

>>86264
Brofist him in the dick.

Dont' listen to those two, we should get out and go take another shower after this.

After the readers get a good stare, give Ikit a polite and friendly goodbye and hint that you may be back some time for negotiations later.

And I don't know what you're talking about, Sul. I'd -totally- buy gear from Ikit.

>>86264
Make sure to wink on the way out.

It's not nice to tease someone like that when you don't actually have any interest in them. Just be polite and finish the transaction.

It is time for the turkey slap.

Sigma 2009/12/05(Sat)17:25 No. 86351 ID: 8e18cd
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>>86273
>>86298
>>86319

Sul: Yeah yeah... okay. Stick this thing here, right?

Ikit: Yessss...

Sigma 2009/12/05(Sat)17:25 No. 86352 ID: 8e18cd
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Sul: And now...

Ikit: It's all automated. Patience...

>>86352
Bend over to get a better look.

Sigma 2009/12/05(Sat)17:27 No. 86356 ID: 8e18cd
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Ikit: And your goods...

Sul: Right. Somehow I'm having doubts about this...

>>86356
Get the package and open it.

Open it.

If he betrays us we count down from ten and then pull his head out of the water. Teach him to screw us over.

>>86360
If he betrays us, threaten to put clothes on.

Examine the rat's package. Wait.

Sigma 2009/12/05(Sat)18:03 No. 86377 ID: 8e18cd
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>>86357
>>86359
>>86360
>>86362

Well everything seems to be in order.

>>86363

I'm not really up for looking at Ratmen crotches.

>>86377
Cool, wrap it up and get your clothes on. It's time to go.

>>86377
Verify that the uniform is the right one.

Where are you going to store the change?

>>86377
Whoa now Sul he meant the package you just opened. Why so quick to jump to the thought of his crotch?

>>86380
He has rat crotch ON THE MIND. He subconsciously wants it.

Sigma 2009/12/05(Sat)18:26 No. 86389 ID: 8e18cd
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>>86378

Yes. Four armholes.

>>86379

One of the samplers. Seems to be the best place to store 2 platinum beads.

>>86380
>>86385

No comment...

Sul: Okay It's time for me to go. It's been nice doing business with you.

Ikit: Likewise. I hope you can stay for longer next time.

Sul: Yeeaaahh... Goodbye.

Sigma 2009/12/05(Sat)18:26 No. 86390 ID: 8e18cd
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Okay, I'm done with THAT frightening episode. Now where to...

>>86390
Let's go see that rat salesman and see if he has anything useful we could buy.

>>86391
Shut up.
>>86390
We should give the uniform to shik then check up on the potion laboratory stuff.

>>86390
Right, get costume to Shik.

Make Shik chique.

Give uniform to bug dude. Proceed according to plan.

Sigma 2009/12/09(Wed)16:43 No. 89267 ID: 8e18cd
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(Well Shik is still here...)

Sul: Hey there! Good news, I got your clothes back!

Shik: Well about time! You were gone for quite some time now! What the bloody hell have you been doing, mate?

Let's not talk about that, it really doesn't matter as long as we got his stuff back.

>>89267
Quite some time? Uh oh. Hand him the uniform then dash back to the city to finish up with that medicine stuff.

Sigma 2009/12/09(Wed)17:03 No. 89283 ID: 8e18cd
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>>89270

Sul: I was busy... negotiating. Someone laid his hands on your uniform and I wanted to get it back in one piece.

Shik: Oh. Sorry I doubted you mate. You must be a bloody brilliant negotiator then!

>>89283
err, you could say that..

>>89283
Give him the uniform.

Shrug and hand it over.

>>89283
Say you'll only give it back if he shows you his dick.

I think Sul's basically already seen it.

Sigma 2009/12/10(Thu)11:39 No. 89669 ID: 8e18cd
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Sul: Oh yeah here it is. I assume this is yours...

Shik: Ah yes! Many thanks, mate. Say... I might be asking you for too many things but... do you know some kind of a not-Kengan run transport out of here?

Not sure, you trying to transport yourself or something else?

>>89669
TEll him about Ny

Sigma 2009/12/11(Fri)01:07 No. 90156 ID: 8e18cd
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>>89682

Sul: What kind of transport are you looking for? Do you need to ship something out of here?

Shik: Ah nah, mate. I need some bloody way to get out of 'ere.

>>89683

Sul: Well there is a fish person that said he could help me get through...

Shik: A Shagin? Most excellent! Hell, looks like I'll be fetching a Shagin-back ride home!

Sigma 2009/12/12(Sat)16:58 No. 90702 ID: 8e18cd
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Sul: Ummm if you want to see him, you should go to those town ruins...

Shik: Ah, okay. Once again, thanks a ton, mate. You saved my arse! Well I guess I'll see you later, I'm gonna try to hitch a ride!