Anita

Samantha.

Like the sitcom.

Wiggle your nose.

Ebony "Enoby" Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way.

Lorena

I vote for Anita

Hogwarts.

Your parents.. they er, well. Really enjoyed Harry Potter, but they misunderstood something important.

Vivianna Throckmorton, flayer of flesh.

Óðinn.

Miss Switch.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/16(Fri)12:35 No. 676837 ID: 1f8505
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That's right, your name is Anita Lorena Óðinn.

Anyways, you are on your way back home...

...when a strange gust of wind, leaves, and dust whips across you! It messes up your hair, sullies your clothes, blows your skirt all over, unties your-

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/16(Fri)12:35 No. 676838 ID: 1f8505
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It is evening over an old ghost town. Some say they can hear the whispers of the dead, and the howls of the undead in this place.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/16(Fri)12:35 No. 676839 ID: 1f8505
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But the shriek of a red-haired witch takes the place of the whispers tonight.

nose dive, get to the ground fast.

Quick, pull the reserve!

Why would you wear side tie panties? Thats like asking for nakie butts!

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/16(Fri)13:23 No. 676864 ID: 1f8505
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Anita quickly nosedives her broom, not wishing to fly further with a naked rear end.

As Anita lands around the ghost town, the broom sputters and falls to the ground. The magic seems to have failed, for you see, witches who attend the Academy of Wind Magic have enchanted clothing in order to magnify their innate magical abilities.

Unfortunately, Anita chose to endow the majority of her magical enhancement charm to her underpants. She figured that they were least likely to be damaged in a witch duel.

So, that means that Anita cannot fly until she can locate her missing panties. She does retain some of her Wind Magic, but its effectiveness is severely reduced.

Maybe that pumpkin saw your panties? ...If it can talk? I mean, it has a face so it can probably talk, right.

Anyway, ask it if it's seen anything fall from the sky. Better to not mention the panties directly in case it speculates correctly that they are the garment your power relies on and attempts to take advantage of your relative powerlessness.

I'm sure the pumpkin is an upstanding member of society who would never do so, but it is wise to exercise caution.

yes ask pumpkin

>>676864
You really shouldn't wear clothing that easily unties when flying.

...also you might want to invest in a pair of shorts or something to wear under the skirt if they're prone to falling off.

>she put most of her enchantments on her undies
Doesn't that mean you have to do your laundry every single day, then? Otherwise you're wearing dirty underwear (ew) or you're going without enchantments.

>what do
Charm the bats, employ them as magically controlled aerial reconnaissance drones.

>>676879
Surely self-cleaning would be one of the first enhancements, for convenience?

So... can't you just call a taxi?

Because seriously, if you didn't bring your wallet or customize a pocket dimension for your inventory, that would be really stupid.

In any case, Halloween is still coming up. Maybe you can make some cosplay friends, hitch a ride?

You're no defenseless girl, that's for sure.

>>676864
you may want to reconsider getting too close to the tentacle pumpkin while not wearing any underwear

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/16(Fri)16:14 No. 676926 ID: 1f8505
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"I know a simple cleaning spell for keeping my clothes clean! All Academy students are taught it. Keeps things from getting really smelly."

"Also, my panties are normally VERY secure. It must have been some form of magic that... took them."

"I do have a wallet, but we aren't taught the Bag of Holding spell until 3rd year. And I doubt this dead town has a taxi service. It looks like nothing's been here for years."

"Uh... hey pumpkin! Did you happen to see um... anything fall from the sky recently?"

HISSSSSSSSS

The pumpkin monster crawls towards Anita. The bats also start fluttering towards her.

>>676926
Fireball!

>>676926
We've only got wind magic which means run away!

No way, we can't run away. It'd see up our skirt!

Just repeat the question, I'm sure the pumpkin is coming closer because it didn't hear us properly. It doesn't have ears, you know.

You have long stockings, refashion those into makeshift panties and WILL YOU RUN ALREADY?!

speak louder and slower. that always works.

Lets use some wind magic. Cast gust of wind!

It's a pumpkin ffs just kick it. I think it was probably a pervert ghost that did this, fuckin' pervert ghosts. Don't trust any ectoplasm you find.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/16(Fri)16:59 No. 676937 ID: 1f8505
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Anita speaks again, louder this time.

"Did you happen to see anything fall from the sky?"

HISSSSSSSSSSSS

"This isn't working. And I'm not fashioning my stockings into anything! They're part of my magical ensemble too. If I take them apart, I lose any enchantment they have!"

Anita instead opts for going on the offensive and casts Gust of Wind.

WHOOOOSH

The pumpkin monster and bats are knocked away by the burst of wind.

>>676937
Throw rocks at them.

>>676937
Now charge and start whacking them repeatedly with your broom.

...also be careful that those gusts of wind don't flip anything up.

Nice job!

Hope nobody was behind you when you did that. Wind and all.

Oh yeah, abscond while the absconding's good.

Broom-fu that pumpkin into pie!!

Bats into pumpkin!

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/16(Fri)23:25 No. 677045 ID: 1f8505
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Anita summons her broom and whacks the pumpkin monster with it.

SPLAT!

The Pumpkin Monster has been slain. The errant bats simply fly off in a different direction.

Alright I suppose... continue leftwards.

Do we have any way of knowing which way the panties are?

Final Fantasy victory dance.

Time to explore.

Devour the pumpkin to gain its strength.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/16(Fri)23:54 No. 677054 ID: 1f8505
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Anita moves forward. She spies not one, but TWO pumpkin monsters blocking her path, and sees some kind of 1950's zombie girl.

She's the real threat! Dash past the two pumpkins to blast her with wind point blank!

>>677054
Um uh, smash the nearest pumpkin.

What can you actually do with wind magic? Can you make those pumpkins smell like brains? Divide and conquer!

Wind the pumpkins into the zombie for double KO

Insult zombie to make her self conscious until she runs away crying, smash pumpkins

Use wind magic to make a loud noise behind the zombie! Then kill the pumpkin beasts and throw pie all over her prom dress.

>>677054
oh shit, it's a dead quest! Quick, write in an update and she'll go away!

>>677054
Wind magic to upskirt the zombie, make sure she isn't wearing your panties!

Then either use wind to knock the zombie over so it falls on and crushes the pumpkins, or use your broom to smack a pumpkin flying into the zombie's face.

simply walk around them. You have no time for these shenanigans.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/17(Sat)12:02 No. 677194 ID: 1f8505
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"That's right! I have no time for these shenanigans! I have undies to find."

Anita runs past the pumpkin monsters and the zombie. Her bold strategy to ignore the monsters fills her with determination.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/17(Sat)12:10 No. 677197 ID: 1f8505
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That determination is diminished slightly when Anita happens upon three more 1950's-era zombies.

Defeat them with your patented Tornado Tyrade.

Which is clearly a thing you have as a magical girl. Named attacks.

>>677197
Just push them over. Either with wind or broomstick.

SWEEP them off their feet then keep moving.

How have zombies from the 1950s not fallen apart yet! They don't look built to last.

>>677197
You do realize now that you're surrounded. Monsters ahead and monsters following behind.

>>677223
Not really. There is nothing that is stopping her from heading towards those buildings in the background.

Those zombies are from the 50's. Show them that you're not wearing panties. They will freak out and run.

wind them into the air

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/17(Sat)14:12 No. 677241 ID: 1f8505
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Anita whacks the Greaser zombie with her broom a few times. It falls to gross fleshy bits.

Unfortunately, now Anita is surrounded by advancing zombies, as well as the pumpkin monsters from before.

Anita then remembers she has an AoE Wind Magic attack that she can use, but at the cost of having a temporary magic cooldown period.

Use AOE!

use it and run.

Wind burst go!

...when they'd dead again, see if any of the lady zombies dropped panties.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/17(Sat)15:49 No. 677255 ID: 1f8505
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Anita unleashes her AoE attack: Cyclone Burst!

The surrounding zombies are pulled into the vortex and turned into zombie pâté. The pumpkin monsters, being slightly hardier than the undead, are simply flung away.

It also has the unfortunate side effect of blowing Anita's skirt up. She does her best to cover up amidst the high velocity winds.

oh no, that window is behind you, it got a look at your bum!

>>677255
What's holding your hat down? An enchantment?

Maybe you need to enchant your skirt not to flip up if you're going to specialize in wind magic. Or just invest in shorts / pants.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/17(Sat)18:29 No. 677307 ID: 1f8505
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Anita's hat was certainly knocked off and not the result of the author's negligence. She recovers it successfully and advances.

In front of a church, Anita spies some sort of mummy girl, and a bat carrying away a familiar green striped undergarment!

"Take it to the castle! The Doctor will be pleased to have such potent magical undies."

Anita senses a high concentration of magical energy emanating from this mummy.

>>677307
KILL HER AND TAKE HER POWER FOR YOUR OWN

>>677307
Chase undies, attempt to ignore the (unwrapped?) mummy's attention.

When you can use magic again, down the bat to recover them.

Your magic's still coming back, so you'll have to seduce her.

>>677307
RIP OUT HER HEART AND EAT IT! NO ONE STEALS YOUR UNDERGARMENTS AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!

hit her in the back of the head with your broom while she isn't looking and run past and grab your undies before the bat get's to far away.

Choke the undead girl to death with your broom. Then rip her head off and ransom her to the Doc for your panties.

You can both have a laugh about this later.

Sneak up and unravel her. Take her bandages. Then show her you have no panties.

sneak attack from behind!
broom thwak!

steal her clothes. clearly they are the source of her power as well.

Attempt to parlay. Open with an indignant shout of "hey, that's mine!"

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/17(Sat)21:52 No. 677388 ID: 1f8505
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Anita takes only a few steps before the mummy girl turns and faces her.

"Well well well! You must be the former owner of those tasteless childish panties."

Anita becomes indignant.

"Sh-shut up! I demand you return my property to me at once!"

The mummy girl chuckles.

"No deal, my little red-haired witch. They belong to Doctor Underkläder now! She has great plans for the magical properties of your panties."

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/17(Sat)21:52 No. 677389 ID: 1f8505
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The mummy girl then yawns and points to you.

"And now I'm bored of this conversation. Come deal with this little witch, my followers!"

Three Greaser zombies emerge from the dust and begin shambling towards Anita.

channel rage into broom attack

Bash their heads in then tell the Mummy she's next if she doesn't give back your panties.

>>677389
Use broom to trip the first one, and step back as the two zombies behind him trip over the fallen zombie.

Then beat the zombie pile to pulp.

Dodge all three and go straight for the boss. Bonus points if you can get zombies to attack her.

Just hop over them and onto her face, then RIP OUT HR HEART AND EAT IT TO GAIN HER POWER!

Knock the first zombie to it's knees with some magic wind, run up the stumbling minions like stairs, jump, then hold your broom overhead upside-down so the flight enchantment instead accelerates groundward and aim it at the mummy like a spear.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/18(Sun)14:40 No. 677567 ID: 1f8505
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Anita whacks the first zombie with her broom. It falls to bits.

The mummy girl is not impressed.

Anita's cooldown is complete! She can resume using wind magic again.

Wind blast the zombies into the mummy, then run up while she's disabled to give her a good whack.

Cyclone again!

Blow them back into the Bronze Age (i.e the mummy)!

Use wind to stun one and then bash the other! Save your cyclone for use against the undead's magic attacks!

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/18(Sun)16:57 No. 677601 ID: 1f8505
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Anita uses Gust of Wind in an attempt to knock the zombies into the mummy girl. However, in an act of extreme agility, the mummy girl leaps out of the way.

"Good try dear! But you'll need to try a lot harder than that to best me."

The Greaser zombies are thrown into the ground, breaking into bits.

can't change trajectory mid air, up swing into where she is gonna land!

Slam her into the ground. You don't try to fly away from an air witch!

Use your big cyclone now that she's up in the air where it'll be extra effective and she won't be able to cleverly avoid it.

>>677601
Hold up the non-brush end of the broom so she impales herself as she lands.

Use wind magic to stop her from dodging.

She's in the air! Use Cyclone while her connection to the ground is severed!

Use something so you can steal her own magical clothes

Cyclone her now! it's the perfect time

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/18(Sun)21:01 No. 677722 ID: 1f8505
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Anita opts not to expend her magic on the Cyclone Burst which would leave her vulnerable, and instead snags the mummy girl mid-air.

"Hey! No fair!"

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/18(Sun)21:01 No. 677723 ID: 1f8505
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Anita then uses her last available wind spell, Downburst, to send the mummy girl straight into the ground.

WHAM!

Anita thinks she may have knocked the wind (heh) out of the mummy, but then again mummies probably don't need to breathe.

The mummy girl is stunned.

>>677723
Straddle her and pound her face in.

Disarm her by confiscating any enchanted articles of clothing.

pull off her enchanted skirt

Take off her clothing and then stomp her neck until you decapitate her.

She's undead, she can take it.

Use a powergul gust to blow her clothes off. Thrn take her undies.

take her clothes for yourself. it's only fair.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/18(Sun)21:41 No. 677738 ID: 1f8505
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Anita charges up her Gust of Wind, and unleashes a devastating gale upon the mummy girl.

"AAAAAGGGGHHHHH!"

The mummy girl's clothes are shredded from the high winds, and she falls limp. Anita guesses she wasn't the only one who uses clothing enchantment! But in this case, it must have simply kept the mummy girl active.

Anita still detects a high level of magical energy. It seems to be originating from the mummy's...

...underwear??

Replacement panties! Get 'em.

>>677738
Steal the mummy's panties. They aren't as good as yours, but it's better than going commando, or without enchantments.

Power up!

acquire panties!

you should pick her up later, as in get some more magic stuff later and put it on her, bind the magic to yourself so she can't beat you up without losing power.

Equip panties (eye for an eye, etc.), check whether they restore access to higher wind powers or provide access to necromancy.

Take her with you, but remove her limbs first.

Also, please don't wear her panties; they might have an STD or curse or something.

Can you tell what kind of magic it is? Take pantsus in any case

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/19(Mon)12:03 No. 677945 ID: 1f8505
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Anita slips the panties off the mummy girl. Beholding them, she senses a great amount of old magic energy.

Plus they have a little bow on the front, and Anita find that kinda cute.

"I guess this is better than wandering around with a chilly rear end."

The red-haired witch casts her cleaning spell on the undies before putting them on...

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/19(Mon)12:03 No. 677946 ID: 1f8505
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PANTY GET!

The surprisingly comfortable underpants surge with energy. Anita senses she has received the ability to cast a new spell!

Anita can now cast Summon Undead, and receive one zombie ally at a time!

Anita also notices that the panties must be made out of Egyptian cotton due to the high thread count. She makes a note to keep these as soon as she find her original undies.

can you use it on the mummy? maybe interrogate her.

Be ready. When the Panty God arrives, knock her over with a gust and steal her panties too. Or did you need to put them on your head first to summon her?

Do you really need to retrieve your own panties? Can't you just enchant a new pair, now that you have some power under your belt again?

I mean, you can fly again, right?

>>677950
she needs her old ones so she can fly, otherwise she will have to hike through zombie and pumpkin infested lands till she finds a store.

>she needs her old ones so she can fly, otherwise she will have to hike through zombie and pumpkin infested lands till she finds a store.
We seem to be making tracks without injury and we've even faced a miniboss here. Unless we'd be mocked forever we might be better off hoofing it and telling our school about the magical pervert who took our unmentionables. Anita's a pretty girl, if there are enough friendly magical perverts at your school you could offer to take these ones off and put on the old ones in front of the perverts that retrieve them as a reward. I think we should seriously consider this plan because it has less risk of getting covered in zombie guts or embarrassingly kidnapped (or worse).

>>677946
Res the mummy! She's your servant now!

Also she's the only undead you encountered strong enough not to fall apart immediately and talk, so she's obviously the best choice for minion.

>>677986
The enchantments on them are probably worth more than the mundane utility of getting home, since Anna's been stacking all her clothes enchantments on them.

Seconded, rez the mummy.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/19(Mon)15:54 No. 678024 ID: 1f8505
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Anita requires her original panties because they have the strongest concentration of her Wind Magic. She would re-enchant the ones she just got, but that requires an Enchanting Altar that is located at her school. Or house. Both of which are hundreds of miles away.

Besides, they're HERS! Anita refuses to let some mad scientist mangle her favorite underpants.

Sadly, Anita can only summon undead, and is unable to revive the mummy girl.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/19(Mon)15:54 No. 678025 ID: 1f8505
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Anyways, Anita is filled with determination, and heads off in the direction the bat flew with her underoos: the Dark Forest!

STAGE CLEARED!

Enemies destroyed: 9

Panties retrieved: 1/1

Enemy Combat Alerts: 0

Headshots: 1

Retries: 0

Perfect Stealth, No Kills: 'fraid not.

Fulton Extractions: what


RANK: Yes.

Wait what about the loot? She had loot!

>>678026
We're wearing it already.

>Sadly, Anita can only summon undead
Huh. So we can't summon an undead from a dead body. Go figure.

I guess we can only make new ones poof from nowhere.

Uh, you forgot to loot the corpse for all that shiny gold. Unless it's fake gold / cursed / detrimental to your personal goals.

...I keep expecting some horrible thing to show up and drag the mummy away.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/20(Tue)12:51 No. 678295 ID: 1f8505
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Anita enters the Dark Forest. She sees two pumpkin monsters and two...

...GIANT SPIDERS?! Gross! Anita wishes she had a giant shoe right about now.

Or a giant wad of toilet paper. One of those.

ride one like a freaky eight legged horse.

Summon zombie ghost to spook them away.

attempt to tame at least one of the spiders. make it you pet.

Shoo the spiders away with your broom.

>>678295
Summon undead to step on the spiders for you.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/20(Tue)17:34 No. 678394 ID: 1f8505
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Anita doesn't know the first thing about taming or riding giant spiders. That talent belongs more to the Academy of Animal Charming, and they have ridiculous amounts of coursework.

Suddenly one of the giant spiders spies Anita, and sprays her with its sticky liquid webbing! The pumpkin monsters turn to advance.

>>678394
C'mon! Wind blast! Summon zombie! Do a spell already.

(Don't wind blast your own zombie).

Eww. Spider silk doesn't come from mouths...

Blow the pumpkins into the spider's faces (which are facing away from you) to blind them.

Air blast to re-establish range, then summon a zombie and order it to remove the webs.

Summon Zombie to attack web. then when the enemies converge on the zombie, blast them all at once.

I wonder how effective it could be to wind blast summoned zombies at people.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/20(Tue)23:59 No. 678481 ID: 1f8505
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With a little lateral thinking, Anita manages to cast Gust of Wind at a distance, sending the pumpkin monsters flying, but simply tossing the giant spiders a few feet. It does buy Anita enough space to summon an Undead.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/21(Wed)00:00 No. 678482 ID: 1f8505
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"Bust me loose, undead friend!"

The zombie claws through the webbing, freeing Anita.

The giant spiders appear angry at being thrown a few feet.

>>678482
Double-team the spiders.

send waves of minions at spiders.

>>678482
Sic Zombie Girlfriend on spiders.

>>678482
Sic em, girl!

Zombies don't care about venom, nor fashion. They should be immune to spider bites or web defacement.

Advance on spiders with zombie meat shield blocking string attacks. Then, use broom on spider "faces."

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/21(Wed)16:34 No. 678595 ID: 1f8505
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Anita tells the zombie to attack the giant spider on the right. She then runs up to the giant spider on the left and casts Gust of Wind to blow the spider into a broken tree branch. The spider is impaled through the head, killing it.

The other giant spider, meanwhile, grows more frustrated with the zombie. It is unable to suck its vital fluids since it doesn't have any, and the webbing is ineffective against its zombie strength.

The zombie, however, is just as fruitless. It swipes the air, continuously missing the low-walking arachnid.

Squash spider!

>>678595
Will the zombie follow commands?

Kick it!

If that doesn't work, just broom the spider from behind while it's distracted.

Just flank the spider and kill it already.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/21(Wed)19:40 No. 678651 ID: 1f8505
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Anita decides to flank the spider from behind while it's distracted with the zombie.

Anita whacks the spider with her trusty broom until it stops moving.

Gross. It's got green goo.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/21(Wed)19:40 No. 678652 ID: 1f8505
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Moving further through the forest, Anita happens upon yet MORE creatures. She sees a dryad, a ghost, and the ol' standby: the pumpkin monster.

"Why can't this be easy?"

The zombie gurgles in agreement. Or at least Anita THINKS it's in agreement.

>>678652
"Hello, Ms Dryad. Have you seen an evil wizard's minions wandering around? I have to recover an artifact from him before he burns down the forest!"

Use a vacuum to swipe strategically placed leaves. They *might* count as enchanted undergarments, maybe.

>>678652
I don't suppose the dryad and ghost are smarter than the zombies and can be reasoned with?

>>678656
Doesn't hurt to try anyway.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/22(Thu)16:51 No. 678803 ID: 1f8505
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Anita attempts to reason with the dryad and ghost.

"Hello, Ms. Dryad. Have you seen an evil wizard's minions wandering around? I have to recover an artifact from him before he burns down the forest!"

The dryad speaks with a low, reverberating feminine voice.

"We serve the Lady Wood Nymph and her master, Doctor Underkläder. We protect the forest from all interlopers under the order of our lady. Begone, or suffer our wrath."

Anita thinks this isn't getting anywhere.

Use wind to (gently) blow the pumpkin monster onto the dryad. I'm pretty sure the pumpkin monsters are super stupid, so it should try to wrap her up with its tentacles.

Just ignore the ghost, ghosts can't touch anything.

>>678803
Ask if you can talk to the Lady Wood Nymph. You lost the artifact you're trying to retrieve when you crash landed here, and you cannot actually leave without it since it's require for you to fly.

>>678803
Sorry, your master's master has stolen something from us.

Wind blast. Try to knock the pumpkin or ghost into the dryad to slow her down so we can skip past.

"Doctor Underkläder is the thieving interloper who stole my underclothing. If you don't have the discretion to act on the side of right in this case then please at least let me pass."

Wind the dryad's leaves off

>>678803
"Maybe you should make like a tree and LEAF."

Be all "oh, yeah, I do want to get out of these woods as quick as possible. Is the nearest edge behind you?"

>>678856
"Why don't you make like a tree, and fall into a wood chipper."

Oh yeah? I heard this Doctor Underklader chops down trees willy-nilly and grinds them into a wet pulp. Then, he desecrates their carcasses even further with ink in esoteric scribblings of his own mad design! He's playing your Lady for easy access to more victims.

>>678803
i vote on >>678850 's suggestion

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/23(Fri)21:52 No. 678994 ID: 1f8505
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Anita continues to attempt to negotiate.

"I do want to leave these woods. I have to get out of them to talk to your master's master. She has stolen something from me that I need back!"

The dryad is unmoved, and bellows.

"If you will not leave, you will be punished."

The pumpkin monster strikes Anita for damage!

The dryad proceeds to charge some sort of magical energy ball.

>>678994
Hide behind your zombie so it takes the hits, and blast the pumpkin and dryad with wind magic. We can splatter the gourd and scatter her leaves.

Smash pumpkin. Zombie, get in the way of that energy ball.

>>678994
blast pumpkin into dryad, send zombie forward.

Come on, if this dryad didn't have any doubts at all she would have already attacked. Your diplomacy is working! Keep talking.

Throw the pumpkin at the dryad, and then have your zombie grapple the dryad. Try to tear the dryad apart for a better broom handle, or get some wood shavings.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/24(Sat)15:04 No. 679112 ID: 1f8505
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>>678994

Since diplomacy failed, Anita casts Gust of Wind against the pumpkin monster. The pumpkin flies towards the dryad, but the dryad fires her ball of magic energy, destroying the pumpkin mid-flight in a bright explosion.

The zombie shambles towards the dryad.

The ghost does nothing.

>>679112
She probably uses ground attacks, so use the zombie to jump, and then use wind blast to propel yourself for a grand slam broom smack.

defend with wind, tell zombie to touch ghost so they merge into zombie goast.

Stump the tree with a riddle.

>>679112
Blow her leaves off. Maybe they're enchanted, or maybe she'll be forced to yield to modesty.

Ask the ghost whether she's one of the dryad's past victims.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/24(Sat)21:12 No. 679203 ID: 1f8505
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While the zombie distracts the dryad, Anita casts Gust of Wind directly beneath her, propelling her into the air.

The dryad gets irritated with the zombie's ineffectual clawing and slices it apart.

The ghost continues to do nothing.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/24(Sat)21:12 No. 679204 ID: 1f8505
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Anita, at the apex of her jump summons her broom, and brings it down upon the dryad.

The dryad is shattered into splinters.

Anita thinks she may have heard the ghost giggle.

ask ghost what's up.

>>679204
You just killed something that could talk. She was a person. You killed a person over panties, are you proud of yourself?

>ghost giggled
Did she like that?

Talk to the ghost, try to recruit her.

>>679218
> You just killed something that could talk. She was a person. You killed a person over panties, are you proud of yourself?
or a construct that was more like a robotic sentry that just imitates intelligence but isn't actually alive. Either way it was attacking us and didn't give a rats ass why. Plus without those panties we can't really leave anyways.

as for the ghost see if you can get her to talk to you.

we only killed after attempted diplomacy, if they refuse to listen to reason we can't really help it.

She's a dryad, she can respawn as long as you don't burn down her spawn tree.

Offer to let the ghost possess the dryad's head. You could use an ally in these dark times.

>>679218
No probs. It was a declared enemy combatant who had just attempted hostile action while refusing to surrender or stand aside.

Examine the leaves. Do they possess magical qualities?

>>679204
address the ghost, and summon a new zombie. See if the ghost is cool, maybe we can use it as an ally, posess our zombie for a sweet upgrade?

>>679282
Sure, lets go with that.

Check Dryad for panties. If found, wear on head.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/25(Sun)21:55 No. 679400 ID: 1f8505
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The leaves have fluttered away in the gentle evening breeze. Anita senses no magic remaining in the debris of the dryad; it must have been a simple automaton.

Anita summons another zombie, and attempts to speak to the ghost.

"Spirit! Why do you dwell in this forest? What was your lot in life that prevents you from moving on? Also do you wanna team up and go take on a mad scientist?"

The ghost glides up to Anita, and lets out a soft giggle before it whispers to the red-haired witch.

"I saw your panties."

That's absurd! Explain that they are NOT your panties and that you took them from a woman you beat up.

>>679401
This, while blushing and stammering.

If she wants to see your panties she can help you reclaim them from the jerks who stole them.

>>679400
... "Get in the zombie or the zombie gets in you."

But seriously, just let her tag along in your broom. She'll get to TOUCH your panties ALL THE TIME in exchange for her alliance with you.

You've had worse things poking you tonight than a dead person. Why not make a permanent squad member for it?

>>679400
does she mean the green ones that you need to leave or no?

really?! which way did they go?!

Seduction: "...wanna see them again?"

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/26(Mon)16:16 No. 679525 ID: 1f8505
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Anita blushes and stammers out a retort.

"H-how rude! I had to uh... borrow these from an impertinent mummy."

The ghost giggles again. Anita tries diplomacy again.

"Do you want to come with me? I have to reclaim my lost underwear from some mad scientist. And I might need your help."

The ghost smiles.

"Okay. You should be able to find your lost panties in the castle ahead."

Ghost Lady has joined your party!

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/26(Mon)16:16 No. 679526 ID: 1f8505
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Anita, the ghost, and the zombie advance through the forest until they reach the exit. Before Anita can breathe a sigh of relief, she sees a Wood Nymph and two dryads guarding the way out.

The Wood Nymph sees Anita.

"Oh, so you're the intruder who took out Neferu. Impressive, witch! But this is as far as you go."

Ghost Gal, possess a Dryad and hug the other one. Anita, cast Air Cyclone at the Nymph. Zombie, just shamble right into that cyclone and get messy zombie guts all over that nice clean leaf outfit. We have more where he came from.

>>679526
I don't want to kill you, Nymph. I just want my panties back. Can't two magical creatures attuned to nature come to an understanding?

hey look, there's the castle. use wind magic to launch them all into the air and move on. We have an underwear thief to deal with.

>>679526
Ghost: possess dryad, turn the wood on it's master.

Zombie: charge! (Or move forward in some shuffling approximation thereof).

Witch: Wind blast the opposition.

>Neferu
Cut that out, you're just mid-bosses. Mid bosses aren't important enough to get names.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/26(Mon)17:54 No. 679540 ID: 1f8505
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Anita attempts diplomacy again.

"I don't want to kill you, Nymph. I just want my panties back. Can't two magical creatures attuned to nature come to an understanding?"

The Nymph summons a pair of bright green wings in a sparkly magical display.

"Nope!"

Diplomacy has failed!

The ghost attempts to enter a dryad, while the zombie shambles towards the other dryad, which is charging a ball of magic energy.

wind blast zombie into magical energy ball so it blows up in her hand.

>ghost's hands are right in the dryad's chest
Ghost confirmed for perv.

>Nope!
"Then burn!" (Bluff, as if you were casting a fire spell. Nature / tree mage's worst enemy).

While you're doing that, do this >>679541

Can wind blast be used to pull rather than push? If you knock the dryad who's charging an energy ball over forward, that gives your zombie a chance to be more useful than just a single-shot ablative armor.

>>679542
I think she'll call that bluff; if you had fire spells you would have used them ten seconds ago.

Jump with the zombie and wind blast broom bash air attack!

>>679540
I think casting a wind blast would mess up what the ghost is doing. Just shove the zombie forwards normally.

>>679540
have the Dryad/ghost attempt to grapple the nymph. we can then interrogate her once we finish off the comparatively easier dryad.

Have our zombie help grapple.

remove your clothing and defecate on the ambulatory shrubbery

can you trow a rock at the Nymph before she can cast something?

>>679540
Diplomacy has failed again! Engaging unlimited for- Oh wait, wrong game.

Try to stop the hippie witch from flying away by summonig more zombies right under her and making them hold her feet and/or legs.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/27(Tue)11:50 No. 679650 ID: 1f8505
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Anita casts Gust of Wind, and blows the zombie into the dryad, setting off the magical energy and blowing them both into bits.

The ghost has assumed direct control of the dryad.

Before the possessed dryad could catch her, the Nymph flies into the air and charges her own ball of magic energy.

use controlled wind to launch dryad into the air.

>>679650
Wind magic: slam her from above, driving her down into her own energy blast, and into possessed dryad attack range.

dodge attack from fairy wannabe, then slam her to the ground with an air attack. Also ghost girl took over the druid.

Summon Zombie
Ghost Lady Throws Zombie
Zombie Grapples Nymph
Ghost Lady Possesses Nymph
Execute Dryad

Hug the tree (use it as a body shield)

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/27(Tue)21:30 No. 679775 ID: 1f8505
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Anita jumps out of the way of the magical bolt. It explodes as it hits the ground behind her.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/27(Tue)21:30 No. 679776 ID: 1f8505
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Anita casts Downburst at the Nymph, but it dodges out of the way. The Nymph is more agile than previously thought.

"Nice try, witch!"

The Nymph immediately starts charging another magical shot.

>>679776
Let's try something different. Give your dryad-ghost buddy a boost, both physically and with Wind Burst, to try to launch her at the nymph.

launch dryad/ghost into the air. roll out the way. then act like you are going to attack the nymph again. dryad comes in for a suicide special landing attack.

The dryad body could blast spells, can't it?

I think it's time for you and your temporary partner to do a Chrono Trigger style combo attack.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/28(Wed)14:52 No. 679917 ID: 1f8505
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COMBO STRIKE!

Anita and the ghost dryad, focusing their energies, combine the guiding force of Gust of Wind and the raw destructive power of the magical missile into...

...Homing Magic Shot!

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/28(Wed)14:52 No. 679918 ID: 1f8505
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The Nymph fires her magical bolt, but the combined magical force of the Homing Magical Shot absorbs the shot, making it stronger!

The Nymph is dumbfounded.

"Uh oh."

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/28(Wed)14:52 No. 679919 ID: 1f8505
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The Nymph attempts to dodge the shot, but it easily homes in on her position.

BLAM!

The shot explodes on the Nymph, shattering her magical wings and sends her plummeting to the ground.

The Nymph is stunned.

Go get her! Tell her this is her last chance. Help us in some way and she lives. If she refuses to help in any way tell her that she can at least promise to stay out of your way, and you'll have mercy upon her.

Steal any magical clothing she has regardless.

Grab 'em and run. Disregard nymph maniac.

Have Ghost-dryad put down roots, then make like a tree and get outta there.

Ghost: abuse the dryad's nature powers to tie her to the ground (spread eagle) with roots when she lands.

Anita: hold her at broom point and demand she surrender. If she doesn't, whack her over the head and knock her out.

Take her panties either way.

I think the ghost gets an upgrade, here. Obviously a Nymph is a better body jacking target than a dryad. Flight and stronger magic. (If we do that, Anita has to blast the dryad to pieces when the ghost vacates it).

Lets do what we did last timr and shred her colthing with a wind blast!

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/28(Wed)16:56 No. 679947 ID: 1f8505
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Anita decides to go two-for-two and charges a Gust of Wind as the Nymph falls to the ground.

Right as the Nymph hits the forest floor, Anita unleashes the Gust, shredding the Nymph's attire.

"GYYAAAAHHHHHHHH!"

Anita senses the magical power of the Nymph fade, save for the magical concentration located in her underwear.

>>679947
Demand surrender, yank the panties.

Can you wear two panties at the same time? If not, hold on to the zombie pair until you find a high-endurance minion for Ghost Lady to possess.

Also, please figure out Ghost Lady's name, this is getting awkward.

STEAL THOSE PANTIES
Let's see how she likes it!
...can you wear both pairs at once?

>>679947
Steal panties. Dyrad ghost: tie her down with roots.

After trying on the panties to see what they do (and then belatedly realizing you changed your panties in from of an audience) ask if the ghost wants her. Is Pixie an upgrade from Dryad when it comes to possession?

>>679947
Acquire magic; demand Nymph aid you in recovering undergarments.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/28(Wed)20:21 No. 679992 ID: 1f8505
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Anita removes the panties from the Nymph while she is unconscious. She senses just as much potent magical power as the underwear she recovered from the mummy. Unfortunately, Anita cannot wear both pairs of magical underpants. She must choose only one to wear.

As she beholds the underwear, the ghost emerges from her dryad vessel, which promptly falls to splinters.

The Nymph awakens in a dazed state.

"Ugghhh... well played, witch."

Summon a zombie so you have one, and then swap panties to see what the new ones do. (Use zombie as a modesty screen).

Ask the ghost if she wants the Nymph.

>>679992
sure you can, just wear it on your head or wrist like a bracelet

...can ghosts even possess things that already have a soul?

>>679992
Ghost possess jerkface. Wear the new panties. Summon dryads!

Impale her on a tree. She'll be fine.

Use the Dryad Panties for now. See if your ghost friend can possess panties or one of your summoned minions.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/29(Thu)14:49 No. 680077 ID: 1f8505
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Anita summons a zombie and removes her previous panties behind it. She then uses her cleaning spell on the new underpants and slips them on.

PANTY GET!

Anita feels her nethers tingle with magical energy as she gains a new spell!

Anita can now draw upon the magical energies of nature to create a Magic Missile!

>>680077
A stronger attack, that's good.

Might have to swap panties in between fights to summon new zombie cannon fodder as we advance.

>what do
See if the ghost wants the Nymph. After that, proceed.

Ghost: giggle at the panty changing you just witnessed.

>>680077
Cool, that's a little more useful than a zombie minion, I think.

With all this fighting, haven't you gone up a level or two?

Well, time to go straight into the huge deathtrap with the overlord mad scientist and can your ghost friend take point please?

What's wrong with wearing both at once? You're already wearing the underwear of random strangers you've mugged, is hygiene really still a concern for you?

>>680077
ghost takes over nymph, see if we can learn something about ghost, and see if nymph can be our new zombie summoner.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/30(Fri)15:48 No. 680247 ID: 1f8505
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The ghost lady, hereinafter referred to as Abigail, giggles softly at seeing Anita's new underpants, as well as peeking at her cute little butt.

Abigail cannot possess the Nymph due to the Nymph already having a soul.

Anita cannot wear two sets of enchanted panties at once as that would overload her magic, and she would explode. I mean, if that really were the case wizards and witches wouldn't wear wobes! Er, robes! They would just enchant like a million t-shirts and wear them all the time. And that's dumb. Seriously.

Anita turns towards the defeated and naked Wood Nymph. She speaks to Anita.

"Uurrgghh... great. Not only do I get wrecked by a red-haired witch, I get my panties yanked off. I'll remember this!"

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/30(Fri)15:48 No. 680248 ID: 1f8505
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In a brief display of green sparkles, the Wood Nymph teleports away.

Anita has a feeling that she won't be seeing the Nymph again any time soon.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/30(Fri)15:49 No. 680249 ID: 1f8505
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Anyways, Anita is once again filled with determination, and heads off with her new allies to her final destination: The Creepy Castle!

STAGE CLEARED!

Enemies destroyed: 9

Panties retrieved: 1/1

Enemy Combat Alerts: 0

Headshots: 0

Retries: 0

Got Through Mission Without Getting Cursed By Ghost: 5000 pts.

Fulton Extractions: umm


RANK: Perhaps!

Wait the ghost lady can curse people?

>Abigail cannot possess the Nymph due to the Nymph already having a soul.
Huh. And here I was expecting the ghost to backstab and possess Anita as a prank at the end of the thread. Guess that won't be happening, unless witches don't have souls.

>>680255
Yes, ask how curses work.

...please don't demonstrate by cursing me.

>>680256
Witches might have souls, but gingers...

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/31(Sat)18:39 No. 680461 ID: 1f8505
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Anita, Abigail, and the zombie enter the castle. The front door was unlocked, surprisingly. Anita doesn't know what to make of that.

The party walks for a while through the dusty and rather empty castle. At the far end is a long hallway lit by torches, and decorated by pikes jammed into the ground. Upon these pikes are panties of various makes and colors.

Anita hears the faint sound of evil laughter at the far end.

Scatter the panties to the four winds with wind magic.

can you detect any magic from them? or are they a line of mundane ones?

>>680461
The first and third have duplicate panties.
Check them for magic, and loot all the magic ones.

Probably a trap, so have the zombie collect each of the panties. You should also grab a spear if they aren't cursed, should be more effective than a broom.

>>680461
Those panties look like a trap.

Send the zombie to knock the pikes over, stand back, see what happens.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/31(Sat)19:54 No. 680473 ID: 1f8505
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Anita nearly forgot: she asked Abigail about her ability to 'curse' on the way through the castle; apparently, Abigail can cast a small temporary field that disrupts low-level magic. A useful ability! Anita is glad she didn't piss her off.

Anita senses little magical energies from the underwears. They might have been enchanted at one point, but something or someone drained away all that magic.

The zombie attempts to dislodge a pike from the floor, but it is securely cemented in. The zombie then attempts to grab a pair of panties when two bats fly in front of the party.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/31(Sat)19:54 No. 680474 ID: 1f8505
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POOF!

Smoke erupts from the pair of bats...

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/31(Sat)19:54 No. 680475 ID: 1f8505
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...and a pair of vampires appear when the smoke clears.

"INTERLOPERS! No more games! We will destroy you before you can interrupt our master! We will not be as easy as the creatures you faced before!"

Cast Gust of Wind on the torch to burn the vampires.

>>680475
Magic missile, no hesitation.

If you manage to catch the pikes in the blast, they could fall over and impale / stab them too.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/31(Sat)22:11 No. 680518 ID: 1f8505
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"I am so tired of being waylaid! Out of my way!"

Anita casts Magic Missile, and fires the bright green bolt of magic energy at the leftmost vampire.

The twins do not seem impressed.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/10/31(Sat)22:11 No. 680519 ID: 1f8505
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In an instant, the left twin lunges forward. Somehow, she produces a red sword which she swings at the missile. The projectile is deflected, and explosively detonates on Abigail instead.

"NO!" Screams Anita.

The twin chuckles.

>>680519
She'll be fine. Now THROW A VAMPIRE INTO A FIRE!!!

>>680519
Oh jeez I hope ghosts aren't hurt by magic that easily.

Try launching another magic missile but this time cast Wind Gust right after it to boost the missile's speed. If you can.

Alternatively you can try using Wind Gust to push the vampires into the polearms.

Geeze, the scrubs here can deflect the last boss's attack? That's no fun.

Send the zombie to charge in while you prep a wind blast. Make a wide column, to whip along the walls. If we can pick up the spikes and set them spinning in the wind, they'll be very hard pressed to blow all of that.

Hopefully the ghost can take more than one hit.

...can Abigail possess the flames and use them as a weapon?

Her feet need to be planted to swing a sword right. bounce her up with wind and then pop her in the air with a magic missile.
Hopefully she can't make a different blood construct to stop that.

Vampires don't have souls, so they could be possessed if the ghost is okay

She's already a ghost, it's not like it'll kill her. Cast Upskirt Gust on the twins.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/11/01(Sun)18:11 No. 680756 ID: 1f8505
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Abigail, now dimmer than before and wearing an expression of pain, sinks to the ground.

Anita angrily casts Gust of Wind at the twins. However, the twins dash through the gust with their inhuman vampiric speed. The right twin hisses at Anita as it extends its ghastly claws.

infuse zombie with missile energy, throw at twins.

>>680756
Zombie, throw yourself into the wind and be hurled right at the oncoming baddies.

Blow them up with magic missile while they're entangled. Maybe try for the one without a sword to protect herself with, especially since she's in front of the other.

>>680756
UM

Run away! Nothing we're doing has any effect. Tell Abigail to meet you outside.

Do something unexpected. Moon the vampires.

>>680777
...I'm willing to be that a panty flash would probably left the ghost's spirits.

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/11/01(Sun)21:20 No. 680809 ID: 1f8505
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Anita orders the zombie into her Gust of Wind stream. It flings itself into the wind, and crashes into the vampire twins.

>>680809
Hey, do vampires have souls? Can the ghost possess one of the twins?

Order the zombie to steal the sword. Then get up in their grill with the broom.

Cool, now while they're too tangled up too use the sword, magic missile them.

"zombie, keep them busy." fire another magic blast.

Grab a torch and shove it in their faces!

Anon44!3UzRml1aAA 2015/11/02(Mon)14:42 No. 680954 ID: 1f8505
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Anita cannot grab a torch! It is firmly bolted to the sconces which is bolted to the rest of the wall which is probably bolted to the castle.

While the left vampire twin effortlessly slices the zombie in twain, Anita decides to charge this Magic Missile as much as she possibly can. It expands greatly while drawing in magic energy from her surroundings.

The right vampire twin hisses.

"Fool! What hope do you have?"