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676806 No. 676806 ID: 1f8505

It is a cool October evening. Not cold, just cool enough to make a broom ride though the dusk air extra enjoyable. A red-haired witch clad in purple cruises through the sky, on her way back home for Halloween vacation from the Academy of Wind Magic. The night is young, the sky is clear, and all is well...

Pray tell, what was your name again?
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No. 680256 ID: 12b273

>Abigail cannot possess the Nymph due to the Nymph already having a soul.
Huh. And here I was expecting the ghost to backstab and possess Anita as a prank at the end of the thread. Guess that won't be happening, unless witches don't have souls.

>>680255
Yes, ask how curses work.

...please don't demonstrate by cursing me.
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No. 680274 ID: 0fc976

>>680256
Witches might have souls, but gingers...
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No. 680461 ID: 1f8505
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680461

Anita, Abigail, and the zombie enter the castle. The front door was unlocked, surprisingly. Anita doesn't know what to make of that.

The party walks for a while through the dusty and rather empty castle. At the far end is a long hallway lit by torches, and decorated by pikes jammed into the ground. Upon these pikes are panties of various makes and colors.

Anita hears the faint sound of evil laughter at the far end.
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No. 680462 ID: 0fc976

Scatter the panties to the four winds with wind magic.
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No. 680464 ID: 3663d3

can you detect any magic from them? or are they a line of mundane ones?
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No. 680465 ID: b8ceae

>>680461
The first and third have duplicate panties.
Check them for magic, and loot all the magic ones.
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No. 680466 ID: 2ccbb3

Probably a trap, so have the zombie collect each of the panties. You should also grab a spear if they aren't cursed, should be more effective than a broom.
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No. 680467 ID: 12b273

>>680461
Those panties look like a trap.

Send the zombie to knock the pikes over, stand back, see what happens.
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No. 680473 ID: 1f8505
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680473

Anita nearly forgot: she asked Abigail about her ability to 'curse' on the way through the castle; apparently, Abigail can cast a small temporary field that disrupts low-level magic. A useful ability! Anita is glad she didn't piss her off.

Anita senses little magical energies from the underwears. They might have been enchanted at one point, but something or someone drained away all that magic.

The zombie attempts to dislodge a pike from the floor, but it is securely cemented in. The zombie then attempts to grab a pair of panties when two bats fly in front of the party.
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No. 680474 ID: 1f8505
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680474

POOF!

Smoke erupts from the pair of bats...
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No. 680475 ID: 1f8505
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680475

...and a pair of vampires appear when the smoke clears.

"INTERLOPERS! No more games! We will destroy you before you can interrupt our master! We will not be as easy as the creatures you faced before!"
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No. 680477 ID: 2ccbb3

Cast Gust of Wind on the torch to burn the vampires.
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No. 680480 ID: 12b273

>>680475
Magic missile, no hesitation.

If you manage to catch the pikes in the blast, they could fall over and impale / stab them too.
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No. 680518 ID: 1f8505
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680518

"I am so tired of being waylaid! Out of my way!"

Anita casts Magic Missile, and fires the bright green bolt of magic energy at the leftmost vampire.

The twins do not seem impressed.
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No. 680519 ID: 1f8505
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680519

In an instant, the left twin lunges forward. Somehow, she produces a red sword which she swings at the missile. The projectile is deflected, and explosively detonates on Abigail instead.

"NO!" Screams Anita.

The twin chuckles.
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No. 680521 ID: 2ccbb3

>>680519
She'll be fine. Now THROW A VAMPIRE INTO A FIRE!!!
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No. 680528 ID: 5ad4a7

>>680519
Oh jeez I hope ghosts aren't hurt by magic that easily.

Try launching another magic missile but this time cast Wind Gust right after it to boost the missile's speed. If you can.

Alternatively you can try using Wind Gust to push the vampires into the polearms.
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No. 680531 ID: 12b273

Geeze, the scrubs here can deflect the last boss's attack? That's no fun.

Send the zombie to charge in while you prep a wind blast. Make a wide column, to whip along the walls. If we can pick up the spikes and set them spinning in the wind, they'll be very hard pressed to blow all of that.

Hopefully the ghost can take more than one hit.
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No. 680532 ID: 5ad4a7

...can Abigail possess the flames and use them as a weapon?
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No. 680549 ID: 3f9dc0

Her feet need to be planted to swing a sword right. bounce her up with wind and then pop her in the air with a magic missile.
Hopefully she can't make a different blood construct to stop that.
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No. 680560 ID: 92a560

Vampires don't have souls, so they could be possessed if the ghost is okay
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No. 680586 ID: 0fc976

She's already a ghost, it's not like it'll kill her. Cast Upskirt Gust on the twins.
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No. 680756 ID: 1f8505
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680756

Abigail, now dimmer than before and wearing an expression of pain, sinks to the ground.

Anita angrily casts Gust of Wind at the twins. However, the twins dash through the gust with their inhuman vampiric speed. The right twin hisses at Anita as it extends its ghastly claws.
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No. 680759 ID: 3663d3

infuse zombie with missile energy, throw at twins.
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No. 680760 ID: 12b273

>>680756
Zombie, throw yourself into the wind and be hurled right at the oncoming baddies.

Blow them up with magic missile while they're entangled. Maybe try for the one without a sword to protect herself with, especially since she's in front of the other.
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No. 680765 ID: 5ad4a7

>>680756
UM

Run away! Nothing we're doing has any effect. Tell Abigail to meet you outside.
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No. 680777 ID: 0fc976

Do something unexpected. Moon the vampires.
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No. 680799 ID: 12b273

>>680777
...I'm willing to be that a panty flash would probably left the ghost's spirits.
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No. 680809 ID: 1f8505
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680809

Anita orders the zombie into her Gust of Wind stream. It flings itself into the wind, and crashes into the vampire twins.
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No. 680811 ID: 5ad4a7

>>680809
Hey, do vampires have souls? Can the ghost possess one of the twins?

Order the zombie to steal the sword. Then get up in their grill with the broom.
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No. 680812 ID: 12b273

Cool, now while they're too tangled up too use the sword, magic missile them.
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No. 680814 ID: 3663d3

"zombie, keep them busy." fire another magic blast.
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No. 680821 ID: 2ccbb3

Grab a torch and shove it in their faces!
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No. 680954 ID: 1f8505
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680954

Anita cannot grab a torch! It is firmly bolted to the sconces which is bolted to the rest of the wall which is probably bolted to the castle.

While the left vampire twin effortlessly slices the zombie in twain, Anita decides to charge this Magic Missile as much as she possibly can. It expands greatly while drawing in magic energy from her surroundings.

The right vampire twin hisses.

"Fool! What hope do you have?"
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No. 680955 ID: 1f8505
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680955

The Magic Missile vibrates wildly in front of Anita, reaching the apex of its charge. The energy starts to singe Anita's fingertips.

The left vampire twin brings her sword up, preparing to once again deflect the shot.

However, Anita is ready. As she releases the missile, she simultaneously casts Gust of Wind to shove the projectile at immense speeds right into the torso of the left vampire twin. It detonates with such force that is rattles the very walls and floor.

The vampire twins are stunned.
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No. 680958 ID: 135d02

Lets ensure their defeat with the cyclone burst.
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No. 680959 ID: 3663d3

finish them!
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No. 680963 ID: 5ad4a7

Just make sure Abigail is out of the way of any finishing move you make.
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No. 680964 ID: 12b273

Blood ritual: sacrifice a vampire to repair your ghost.

>>680958
If we could toss them up and towards the wall so they were impaled on the pikes, that would be pretty cool. (They're vampires, they'll be fine so long as it's not through the heart).
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No. 680967 ID: 1f8505
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680967

Anita expends the remainder of her available magic energy and casts Cyclone Burst. The whole room fills with violent winds as the vampire twins are engulfed in the turbulence.

The twin's clothes are torn into pieces as they screech in defeat.
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No. 680968 ID: 5ad4a7

>>680967
Steal that sword. Do they have any magic in those... underclothes?
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No. 680969 ID: 3663d3

bloomers
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No. 680971 ID: 12b273

Quick, check on Abigail. Are you okay? Can I do anything?
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No. 680973 ID: 2ccbb3

Steal as much clothing as you can. They're pretty resilient so you need to be fast before they recover.
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No. 681022 ID: 1f8505
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681022

Anita senses great magic energy in the vampire twins' panties. As such, she slips them off the comatose vampires. They are silk bloomers, and Anita is impressed with the material. They must feel amazing~

Anita turns to Abigail. She is still fading, with the same pained look on her face. Anita hands the ghost one of the pairs of panties. Abigail near instantly perks up and her expression relaxes.

"Hehehe... bloomers."

Abigail points out that each pair of the bloomers has a different ability: One confers the ability to enhance speed, and the other grants the ability to deflect magic and/or projectiles.

Unfortunately, the red sword one of the twins summoned was merely a construct and has since de-spawned.
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No. 681024 ID: 12b273

Well first, we need to switch to the mummy panties and summon a new cannon fodder zombie for the next fight.

Then, uh, deflecting magic is a pretty useful ability if we're gonna be fighting mages.

...can ghosts wear panties? We have a surfeit of panty powers ups and a shortage of equipment slots to put them in.
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No. 681034 ID: 2ccbb3

Did you take their bras?

Equip the defensive bloomers, they're useful in a fight. Also, can you wear bloomers over panties or is that also an overload?

Okay, stomp on their heads until their brains fall out, and then magic missile spam; they've earned a time-out in purgatory!
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No. 681051 ID: 3663d3

use speedy panties, ghost gets energy deflection panties.
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No. 681098 ID: 2a7417

Go deflection, in case our opponents use non-magical abilities. Not even speed is likely to dodge a bullet.
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No. 681206 ID: b8ceae

>>681022
Can Abigail possess the vampires? After all, being undead means they're soulless creatures.
Then she can equip the speed panties, and you can pretend she captured you to get an advantage in the next fight.
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No. 681213 ID: 1f8505
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681213

Anita casts her cleaning spell on the bloomers and slips off the panties from the Nymph. Anita also notices Abigail smiling and staring at her as she changes. The red haired witch shoots her a look of disapproval.

PANTY GET!

The silken undergarments vibrate with magical energy. Anita has received the ability to cast a new spell!

Anita can now cast Reflect, which creates a field that reflects projectile attacks!

Abigail cannot equip the second pair of bloomers, unfortunately. They simply sit in her ectoplasmic field.
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No. 681214 ID: 1f8505
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681214

One of the vampire twins weakly sits up and hisses at Anita.

"Idiot! It's too late to stop Dr. Underkläder! Soon she will rule the world, and we will be watching it all unfold!"
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No. 681215 ID: 1f8505
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681215

Both twins then turn into bats and promptly fly out the nearest window.

The path ahead is clear, and Anita hears eerie noises.
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No. 681216 ID: 5ad4a7

>>681215
Well advance regardless.
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No. 681217 ID: 3663d3

advance!
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No. 681218 ID: b8ceae

>>681215
Call out after them "I just want my panties back! That's it!"
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No. 681225 ID: 5ad4a7

...can you wear panties/bloomers on your head?
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No. 681227 ID: 12b273

>Abigail cannot equip the second pair of bloomers, unfortunately. They simply sit in her ectoplasmic field.
Well better than nothing.

>what do
Swap, make a zombie, swap back, advance.
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No. 681271 ID: 1f8505
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681271

Anita and Abigail approach the source of all the odd noises: a woman in a lab coat shouting over the sounds of noisy machinery and crackling electricity. In front of this woman is some sort of sigil, and above it float four sets of panties, one of which is the very pair Anita seeks!

The labcoated woman is cackling and shouting above the din.

"YES! YES! Hahahahah! Iä! Iä! Shub-Pantsurath! The Black Cotton with a Thousand Waistbands! Hahahahaha!"
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No. 681272 ID: 3663d3

uh oh, she is gonna sacrifice your panties to a horrible tentacled monstrosity! tackle her!
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No. 681274 ID: 5ad4a7

>>681271
Don't say anything, just run up and smack her with your broom.
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No. 681276 ID: 12b273

>>681271
Make shush gesture at the ghost, and then walk up behind her, calmly an quietly.

Then cheap-shot her by knocking her over the head with your broom.

>words in the circle
>indusia
"A thin membrane covering the sorus of a fern. The indusium often shrivels away when spores are ready to be dispersed. Also called fruitcover."

"any of several structures having a netlike or skirtlike shape"

...huh. Guess that sort of works.
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No. 681277 ID: 0fc976

Throw more panties into the circle. Magical overload!
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No. 681281 ID: 1f8505

>>681276

It was the word Google Translate said was Latin for 'underwear'
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No. 681291 ID: 2ccbb3

Destroy the computers and follow up with a lethal takedown on the mad doctor!

This is serious! You need to kill her before she ENDS THE WORLD! You can get someone to resurrect her later.
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No. 681323 ID: a107fd

Pull the tape reels off those computer cabinets. If this is a matter of computational demonology, that'll probably cause a hard shutdown with minimal property damage.
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No. 681326 ID: 99ca2b

Perhaps it would be wise to use gust to blow all the panties out of the circle.
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No. 681450 ID: 1f8505
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681450

Anita attempts to sneak up to the mad scientist and crown her with her broom when an arc of magic lightning shoots out of one of the Tesla Coils and shocks Anita in place.

The scientist does a heel turn to face Anita.

"Well look who it is! It's the Wind Academy witch who so kindly showed up in my backyard! Thanks for... 'donating' your underpants. They were invaluable in completing my research!"
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No. 681451 ID: 1f8505
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681451

The scientist turns back to the hodgepodge of science and sorcery.

"You see, I already collected the panties from witches from the Fire, Water, and Earth Academies. It has been incredibly difficult locating witches from the Wind Academy, since they tend to be flying all over the dang place! But now the elements are in place, and I can finally summon Shub-Pantsurath, the Elder God of Undergarments, to our plane of existence!"

The mad scientist pulls out a remote control and pushes the big red button.
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No. 681452 ID: 3663d3

cast reflect, lightning is a projectile!
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No. 681453 ID: 5ad4a7

Can Abby possess the tesla coils? Use them as weapons?
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No. 681454 ID: 12b273

>>681451
Can we reflect the lightning?

We don't have magic missile panties equipped, so all we have is wind. Cyclone burst! Maybe we can throw the panties out of the circle. Or we can wreck the Van de Graaff machines, at least.
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No. 681456 ID: 0fc976

Since when do diabolical summoning circles have buttons to push?
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No. 681474 ID: 1f8505
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681474

Fighting through the paralyzing effects of the magic electricity, Anita casts Reflect, and the lightning bolt arcs through the air and shocks the remote control out of the scientist's hand.

"Hey!"

The energy builds in the room, and the electricity arcs to the panties. The panties in turn start to arc energy of their own, striking the sigil on the floor. The sigil glows an evil glow, and ominous sounds emanate from the circle.
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No. 681475 ID: 12b273

>>681474
Well, the ritual started. We need to do something to disrupt it.

...shove the doctor in. She'll never see it coming. (What? We're out of zombies!)
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No. 681476 ID: 2ccbb3

Spam magic into the circle until it breaks!

Also, push the doctor in.

If ANYTHING gets summoned, see if Abigail can possess them!
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No. 681477 ID: 12b273

Wait! Curse disrupts magic, right? Maybe if Abigail cursed the panties she'd break their connection to the circle.
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No. 681479 ID: 0fc976

Toss additional panties into circle. Do not push the doctor in.
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No. 681481 ID: 3663d3

throw all other panties into circle. overload it
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No. 681482 ID: fbc59e

spare panties but no doktor sounds like good idea.
Tossing the doc in might just get her fused with the summon. which sounds like a nice way to end up going straight to FINAL FORM BOSS FIGHT!
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No. 681721 ID: 1f8505
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681721

Anita decides to hedge her bets and casts Gust of Wind, which blows the underwear OUT of the sigil, and the scientist INTO the sigil. The woman is obviously less than pleased with this action as she shouts obscenities while falling into the Gap Between Dimensions.

While the panties are now free of the sigil, the magic lightning arcs out of control. The ground and walls start to shake.
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No. 681724 ID: 0fc976

Grab your panties, ghost grabs the rest, FLEE upon your MIGHTY BROOMSTICK.
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No. 681725 ID: 5ad4a7

>>681721
Get Projectile Reflection up, then grab all the panties and run!
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No. 681727 ID: 12b273

>>681721
Grab panties and run. Reflect any eldritch energies that arc out.
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No. 681745 ID: 5aaa6f

Tell Abigail to flee.

Then combo Reflect+Cyclone and deflect the hell out of the mysterious machinery
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No. 681901 ID: 1f8505
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681901

PANTY GET!

After all this time, you finally recovered your panties! Victory never felt so good.

Anita is now back to full Wind Magic capacity, and can fly on her broom once again!

Anita also recovers the panties from the various witches from the other Academies. Maybe she can find a way to give them back somehow.
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No. 681904 ID: e4abe1

>>681901
don't be a fool, learn the magic from other schools!
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No. 681905 ID: 12b273

>Anita also recovers the panties from the various witches from the other Academies. Maybe she can find a way to give them back somehow.
...maybe? For now, just grab them.

Hop on your broom, grab your ghost, and put some distance between you and that thing. It's either about to explode or spit out the final boss, and you don't want to be next to it when it happens.
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No. 681927 ID: 1f8505
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681927

Anita can't just suddenly learn everything there is to know about Earth, Water, and Fire magics! Those require separate enrollments in each of those Academies.

Anita tucks the panties away, and double knots her own panties just in case.

The magic lightning is now chaotic, firing every which way, and feeding back into itself. The castle starts rumbling violently, and debris falls from the walls and ceiling. Anita decides this is a good time to leave and summons her broom.

"Come on Abigail! We're outta here!"
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No. 681928 ID: 1f8505
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681928

Anita flies out the nearest window, sensing the magical feedback is reaching it's climax. She increases her speed to as fast as she dares.
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No. 681930 ID: 1f8505
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681930

KA-BOOOOM

The castle explodes, sending mortar and stone every which way. Anita feels a small pang of guilt, letting a perfectly good castle get blown to smithereens. Nobody builds castles anymore!

What a shame.
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No. 681931 ID: 5ad4a7

>>681930
Yay we saved the world! Time to go back home and make some calls, find out who lost those panties so we can return them.

Ask Abigail what she wants to do.
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No. 681933 ID: 12b273

>>681930
Do a fly-around patrol of the ruins. Make sure a boss monster didn't get summoned.
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No. 681937 ID: cfcce6

Remember to practice your cackling as you fly on your broom.
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No. 681943 ID: 2ccbb3

So, did you level up yet?
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No. 681956 ID: 1f8505
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681956

Anita does a quick circle of the smoking ruins, and finds nothing. Everything in the castle was obliterated.

Anita talks to Abigail while steering towards home.

"So! What do you plan to do now?"

"I dunno. There's nothing for me here, really."

"Well, you're welcome to come with me if you like. My family is definitely no stranger to supernatural folk."

"Okay!"

"Cool! Let's go home."
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No. 681957 ID: 1f8505
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681957

Anita zooms off towards home with Abigail close behind, eager to get home and into a warm bed. And maybe get a hot meal too.

She isn't sure how to explain this to her parents, though.

Anita catches Abigail staring at her butt while flying off into the distance.

"Hehehehe. I can see why you like ghosts."

"Stop that!"
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No. 681958 ID: 1f8505
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681958

QUEST COMPLETE! CONGRATULATIONS!

Enemies destroyed: 100%

Panties retrieved: 100%

Enemy Combat Alerts: 0

Headshots: 2

Retries: 0

Elder Gods Destroyed: 0

Fulton Extractions: not


FINAL RANK: A Darn Good Witch.
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No. 681960 ID: 12b273

I guess we cheap-shotted our way past the final boss. I was thinking we should save the curse for that, but I guess we didn't need it!
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No. 681961 ID: 2ccbb3

Nicely done, see you next year!

(Also, find a spell that does Fulton Extractions, just for the heck of it.)
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