Hug each other for a job well done!

Check the gamefaqs to see if there's any people of interest in this building. Of not, yeah, just bring it on down.
Wait how are we going to light a brick building on fire
Uh
Dont think about that thought

Orange is about to get all of the kills, there's no way you will be able to catch up to his score if he succeeds. Purple, once the fire is set engage PVP mode, eliminate the competition.

>>678364
Dude cmon let's find the plot or something.

Plot? Ah, you guys can just shoehorn that into the next building we clear, can't ya?

>>678369
The interior is full of flammable materials. Ignite it from the bottom up, and there'll be no escape. Except for the one we just used, I guess.
We need to get to the basement or find the fuel supply for the heating system from the outside.

The plot is that I'm plotting to burn down this building.

Alright fine, we'll go in the first floor and try and keep ahead of the flames. Purple needs to be patched up, though.

>step 1: complete mission

>step 2: contemplate selfcest

>step 3: profit

>>678546
You misspelled commit.

>>678570
Didn't say commit.

>>678615
Yes you did, you spelled it "contemplate".

I'm sorry if you aren't a native English speaker, that was a joke.

>>678630

I am a native English speaker. I did mean contemplate, not commit. I seriously thought you just wrong that read. : /

>>678684
The joke my friend, you're not quite getting it.

Plot? You think we are running around killing these masky guys we don't know anything about for plot?

>>678615
"You misspelled (other word entirely)" is a joke/meme meaning that the responder disagrees with your statement and would have instead said it with the other word.

>>678684
>>678732
Joke killed
+200 points!

>>678732
It's like if Someone says "Dudes check out my giant penis!" you can say "You misspelled tiny" or "you misspelled vagina"
also see FTFY

I now have 200 points after killing the joke.
Today was a productive day.

Apollo 2015/10/26(Mon)12:24 No. 679475 ID: defceb
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“The plot is that I’m plotting to burn down this building.” I proceed to march around the building shooting fire into every window I can find. Once I’m satisfied the first floor is done, I bust open one of the basement windows and burn that, too. Now I just need to relax and let the tidal wave of points wash over me.

Apollo 2015/10/26(Mon)12:25 No. 679476 ID: defceb
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“He’s going to get all the points.”

“I know.”

“Probably make leaderboard.”

“I know.”

“You could PVP to even the odds.”

>PvP
It's tempting, but but burning everyone to death is just too cool to mess up.

Also, orange you saved you when he could have let you knife die. That earns him one free not being stabbed in the back.

...maybe you can cut passing cars out of the road with your sword to compete. Or you can intercept and murder the fire department en route. You always wanted to drive one of those trucks.

Let him win this one, besides an friend like that could become useful.
Also are not curious how high the kill combo goes?

Nah man. Bros before KOs.

Also did you see him dancing around that building? He's like fifteen feet tall now bro I ain't fightin' that.

naw, if he's technically you then that means he's cool. Plus he did help you out earlier. Either way you can just kick beat his score next time and with a clone generally just fuck with people when you're not killing them.

Nah, man, I really couldn't. Rules of the cosmos: Paper beats rock, scissors beat paper, flamethrower beats sword.

How could you ever murder your self/best friend/lover?

Personally, I'm curious as to what happens when he overloads the score meter...

Let him live, see what happens.

is that really the attitude you want to instill in new recruits

Nah I wanna see how the system screws him over for trying to take advantage of it. He can't be the first person to try this kind of thing, and if the whole point is to entertain people this kinda thing probably has a harsh penalty.

Apollo 2015/10/28(Wed)15:51 No. 679932 ID: defceb
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"Naw, I think this time I'll just let the little pyro have it.

Apollo 2015/10/28(Wed)15:51 No. 679934 ID: defceb
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New high scores! Input names: _________

>>679933
Told ya.

>>679934
P1: Squireblade (SqBld)
P2: Fu---

>>679934
1: Dong
2: 9999

Highlando and Pyroland.

1)GrapeSoda
2)Burninator9999999999999999999.... (put in as many nines as you can until you max the sting out)

>>679934
1. "[insert profanity of choice here]"
2. "Pyro'); DROP TABLE Scores;--"

1. and all I got was this knife wound
2. but a bitch ain't 1

1. dongs
2. jubblywubblies

>>679948

Anyone else really impressed with Bartleby for somehow getting 8,888,888,888?

P1=Church (because Templar)
P2=Diablo (because fire and being next to a holy man [of sorts])

I'm not an original man.

Dicer and Brimstone!

P1)ShitStain the eternal
P2)Hitler did nothing wrong

Timmy AppleCat and Fatty PeachDog

Apollo 2015/10/30(Fri)00:07 No. 680141 ID: defceb
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>1. "[insert profanity of choice here]"
>2. "Pyro'); DROP TABLE Scores;--"
“Haha, really funny. Drop the score board. Now I have to get a new one, nerd.”

“Do I get bonus points for killing it?”

“Just get in the car.”

Apollo 2015/10/30(Fri)00:07 No. 680142 ID: defceb
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YOU WIN

Clones killed - All of them
Cthulians burned - All of them in the building
Portals to Eldritch Realms Closed - Close enough/3
Necronomicons read - 0 / 1
Buckies killed - 0/1000
Tables Dropped - 1/1
Illuminati Plots Exposed - 0 / 3
Multiplayer - Yes
PVP - Naw
Quarters spent - 75c

RANK: Burning Hyena

>>680142
Where's the MY OWN CLONE achievement?

Driving off into the sunrise. Nice quest as always Apollo

>>679934
P1: Moonman
P2: Ben Garrison

>>680142
Make out in the backseat