We are going to do it. Right now. If you're up to it.
>>669708
We won't even need to, trust me.

Tell her how unfathomably rich you are.

>>669695
Kiss her you fool, passionately and with grace.

As passionately and gracefully as a lovesick moldie unleashing his suppressed emotions out can.

>>669695
take her hand and gently pull her close. go for a closed mouth kiss.
are you even capable of non-closed mouth kissing? this question is about to become very relevant soon.

>>669708
Um, let's ease into it.

>>669699

>>669695
No words. Hack her gently.

Make an access requested prompt pop up on her UI.

Start easy. First, go over her system options again, make sure everything's right. It'd be like... brushing her hair, kind of. While you do that, talk to her about the future. But, hopefully. Like, if she was rich and wasn't in trouble with anyone any more, what would she like? Get yourselves into a nice zone of comfort with each other.

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73-6 scoots over and pats the terminal.
Sara sits.
"i'm not sure," 73-6 says. He takes her hand. "if you were really wealthy where would you go?"
"Like how wealthy?"
"really really."
"Africa," Sara says, almost automatically. "Cameroon."
"why there?"
"They don't live like--" she waves her hand around. "the buzzing. And the volcano. I really wanna see a volcano."
"sara i'm really rich."
"Like how rich?"
"really really," 73-6 says. "i stole the money from those ceo people. at warbucks' meeting."
Sara's eyes widen. "Ohhh."
"and now i'm really crazy unfathomably rich. so after all this we can see the volcano in cameroon. and you don't need to run any more government stuff. and maybe you shouldn't since we're fugitives now."
"I already wiped all of it," Sara says. "I thought it was probably a good idea. Since we're hardened criminals."
"but we're gonna be ok."
"I know." She squeezes his hand. "Fearless leader."
"um not exactly." 73-6's throat is dry. "i'm freaking out right now."
"Me too. I didn't think this-- I kind of thought we weren't ever going to, y'know." Sara rests their hands on her leg. It's smooth and warm. "Sev?"
"yeah?"
"Do you want to kiss me?"

>>669850
"I mean yeah but I have weird corpse lips, you ok with that?"

*look at and/or poke stitches*

Um. Can I even kiss or are these things in the way.

GODAMNIT SEV, do NOT let these virgins ruin your shot with dialogue. Go for it. Try to keep your foot AWAY from the general vincinity of your mouth. Kiss her!

"I would like-like that."

More than anything else.

>>669850
Kiss her. Let things play out as they will.

>>669857
no but fumble super hard though
it'll be hilarious and she'll fall for what an inept clown you are outside of plotting rebellions and killing people

That's how relationships work

>>669850
You know... I need to learn how to pucker through these stitches.

if you chicken out of this kiss i will be so disappointed in you.

>>669850
KISS HER, YOU FOOL
THIS IS PROBABLY THE LAST TIME YOU'LL SEE HER
ALL ALONE
WITH YOU
AND BE ALL ROMANTIC
SO KISS HER
KISS HER GOOD
AND SAVOR THE MOMENT

You know, since her eyes are in her chest, would it feel more kiss-like for her if you kissed her there? I mean, from her perspective, a kiss on her face is just "well there's something bumping against my head and now I can just stare at this torso here".

"Yeah. Can we do that?"

You two are going to get married and have cute undead robot babies and it's going to be so cute.

>>669918
So, you want us to start working our way down her chest with kisses?

She does have a working mouth, so kissing her head is probably fine for her.

>>669850
DO IT FUCKER! TAKE THE CHANCE! DO IT YOU FREAKING PUSSY!

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"more than anything," 73-6 says.

There is a pause.

"i mean i don't know if the stitch things will get in the way or--"

>>670298
New question...should we grope the booty?

Woah, things are heating up so fast in here I think you're gonna melt the servers!

>>670302
I feel like we should.

>>670308
All in favor of groping the booty say "I"!

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73-6 puts a hand on Sara's butt.

Sara takes this as her cue to push him backward onto the terminal and straddle him.

She's warm.
She's so soft it's insane that she could exist in the same world he's been living in. She's the softest thing he's ever held. He can't believe this is happening.
His heart is hammering in his throat. She makes a little noise and he loves her so much it hurts.

She eases up and her black hair cascades around his face.
"Is this too fast?" she asks. "Am I being too fast?"
"i don't know," 73-6 says. "i've never done this before."
"Maybe it's fast." Her eyes are incandescent digital scintilla, radiating across his brain. "But when will we get another chance?" An atom of fear slips into her voice. "Will we get another chance?"

We will if I have anything to say about it.

>>670322
I will punch fate in the dick directly with my fist just to be sure

>>670322
There is NO chance I'm going to let Sosa win and take that second chance away from me.
I will fight tooth to the BONE for that second chance.

That's what he's fightin for. Also for top position. That is a battle which he is losing, though.

I'm sure there will be lots of chances in Cameroon.

>>670327
fuck top position, this is just dandy.

>>670331

"Will we have another chance? Well, that depends. Am I the second most badass rebel cyborg murderspy the Bureau of Domestic Defense ever produced, and are you a super robot Blastlands champion whose combat medic skills constitute power over life and death? Do we have a bunch of other awesome people backing us up? I think we are, and we do. I think we have a chance and we should take it. Opportunities multiply when they are seized."

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"we'll have a lot of chances in cameroon," 73-6 says. "i will personally punch sosa or fate or whoever in the dick if i have to."
"Is that where we're going?" Sara asks.
"we're going wherever we want to," 73-6 says. "are you ok with it being 'we'?"
"I am super OK with that." Sara kisses his neck.
She sits up. "Soooo does that mean you wanna wait?"

NOPE THIS IS GREAT

what's that magenta thing?

>>670621
Huh, that is strange. What is that magenta thing?

As far as waiting goes, we could use some stress relief, but it'd be nice to be sure what's better in the short term and long term. It's also worth thinking about how much 'better in the short term' helps there to be a long term.

Haha nope

>>670621
>>670627
It is a reminder that we are in a server room and not a featureless grey expanse.

>"Soooo does that mean you wanna wait?"
Sara are you trying to kill me. I know I've been dead a lot but that's just cruel!

>>670621
Computer stuff. All DA's computer stuff is like that.

>>670616

>>670615
turn on your hologram

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"nope," 73-6 says. "this is great"
Sara giggles. "We haven't even gotten to the good part." She starts to unzip his trenchcoat. "You've never, um--"
"i don't know if this body has but i haven't."
"This body hasn't but I have," Sara says. "Dude together we're one virgin!"
"dude," 73-6 says. "i hadn't thought of it that way. do you, uh, should i be doing anything?"

"Nuh-uh." She peels the top of his trenchcoat off and feasts her eyes. "I think I still know how everything works down there."
"do you want me to turn on my hologram thing?"
Sara shakes her head. "It's cute, don't get me wrong." She kisses his chest. "But I didn't fall in love with your hologram, Seventy Three-Six. Just lie back."
73-6 feels her hips gyrate as she wiggles out of her shorts. "You've taken care of me through so much.

I wanna take care of you."

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"something's buzzing."
"Yep."
"did da leave his phone in here?"
"Nope."