Kon 2015/08/09(Sun)01:05 No. 661243 ID: 15fae4
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SWING LIKE YOU GOTTA PAIR!

Kon 2015/08/09(Sun)01:06 No. 661244 ID: 15fae4
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Kon's climbing something.
Kon likes climbing. It appeals to his simian instincts. Yeah.

...Where is Kon?

You're on the way to becoming HARDCORE is where you are, Kon.

just keep going you are doing great. this may help us find out who you were before.

Tranquil as a forest...but a fiiire - withiiin.

Once you find your center...you are sure - to win.

Climbing a mountain?

Kon 2015/08/11(Tue)00:58 No. 661665 ID: 15fae4
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Kon is BEAT. He feels like it took at least 2 full days to climb that wall.

Kon 2015/08/11(Tue)00:59 No. 661666 ID: 15fae4
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"God damn it, soldier." A well-groomed (For a Dorf) Dorf steps up, looking semi-impressed but mostly frustrated. "You just got the best god damn time on this course EVER. And you're a damned Kobold. That is as impressive as it is bloody humiliating. What's your name?"

Kon introduces himself... As Kon.

"No shit? And what role were you looking to sign up for? I haven't seen you in the Office."

I dunno, I just went in the door.

Kon 2015/08/11(Tue)01:18 No. 661669 ID: 15fae4
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>>661667

Oh, I'm not part of the army, I was just wandering around.

...

...

The Dorf's face is devoid of emotion.

rendamel 2015/08/11(Tue)01:22 No. 661670 ID: 15fae4
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MEANWHILE...

The Dorf picks through a book before stopping on some page. "A-ha! Here we go. Now, your description doesn't narrow it down much, but there's only been two Kobolds coming through here in the past 6 months... One, a thief who made off with some gold cutlery from the hoard, who we chased down into the city before we lost him, and the other an adventurer travelling with a Dwarf, 2 Gnolls, and a Human, who went to the Mountains to slay a Dragon, Zurin."

Wellll we can check the city later, but I want to hope he was part of the adventuring party. Because that'd be awesome.

Ask about the adventuring party. Does he know any of their names? Also ask what city.

Kon; Request to be a super cool spy like Solid Snake

Rendamel; Ask if the thief was injured during pursuit. If that doesn't provide any details to match up with Kon, pursue the dragonslayers info.

Ask about the adventurer. If Kon has somewhat positive memories of the dwarves he was probably not the one chased off by them.

>a super cool spy like Solid Snake
Ah the story of Dabblivubris the Snake of Solidity, the legendary kobold who in an age past struck down the forgotten beast Rex Metalgears the Hound of Foxes by ambushing it from within an -ash wood bin-. Truly an inspiring tale.

BoxDog 2015/08/13(Thu)02:38 No. 661999 ID: 15fae4
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Sorry, everybody. Been stressing out these past couple days over a few work things and such.

Please enjoy this non-canon intermission of Kon getting some help with his Punished Kobold cosplay.

rendamel 2015/08/14(Fri)05:07 No. 662288 ID: 15fae4
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>>661709
>>661671
>>661672

Ren asks if there's anything identifying either of the two kobolds, any names, details about where they are?

Unfortunately, the DeskDorf says, they were all very Kobold-looking. Short, ragged clothing made of furs, carrying primitive weapons, strong scent of dirt... They didn't catch the thief, and the adventurers haven't returned, so they either completed their mission and went to live in excess and wealth for all their days, or were burned to a crisp.

Anyone's guess.

Meanwhile, Kon asks if he can learn any awesome spy training and be like famous Kobold commando, Dabblivubris, whom any Kobold worth their salt knows of, even one with amnesia.

rendamel 2015/08/14(Fri)05:08 No. 662289 ID: 15fae4
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>>662288

So, where should Ren head?

Kon is being drilled on the basics of CQC.

>>662289
Tell dorf to tell Kon to meet up with you at the market when he's done.
Go to market. We've got some gold, maybe there's something cool to buy.

Ask if the adventurers bought anything or stayed here when they passed though.

If they've got the an adventurer's inn or equivalent that we can find information about those travelers, I suggest we go check that out.

Then hit the market. Maybe we can find some cool oddities there.

rendamel 2015/08/15(Sat)20:52 No. 662803 ID: 15fae4
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>>662348
>>662351
>>662355

Ren asks the Dwarf if he knows if the party went anywhere, bought anything?

"That's not my jurisdiction, you'll wanna check in the Markets. Perhaps a Tavern or such, they are known to be frequent hotspots for adventurers of their sort."

Ren thanks the DeskDorf and pokes her head through the door, yelling to Kon that they're going. Kon immediately loses interest in what they're doing. But perhaps he has learned some invaluable skills that will come in later???

rendamel 2015/08/15(Sat)21:16 No. 662810 ID: 15fae4
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The Market is a mish-mash of stalls and stores, but these stand out most.

The three Taverns/Inns/Pubs/whatever: The Strong Kobold, the Dazed Dragon, and the Lusty Elf.

The General Store/Mining Supplies

The Alcohol and Combat Gear store

and the FORTUNE TELLER

Try the Alcohol and Combat Gear store; those are some of adventurers' favorite things.

rendamel 2015/08/19(Wed)01:32 No. 663851 ID: 15fae4
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>>662816

Ren and Kon head on down to the ALCOHOL & COMBAT GEAR STORE! As they push through the steel doors, they are greeted with a comforting, alcoholic, familiar smell, like a close-knit pub with a gang of regulars. And war. There's a hint of war to it.

On the left, shelf after shelf of various types of brew, Ren doesn't recognize any of them. All she knows is Grog. Visrakum won't let her have any until she's 4, though.

On the right, the weapons. First visible is a long shelf of swords, shortswords, longswords, greatswords, claymores, strange foreign looking swords, all types of swords. All Craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. Past that, Hammers, Daggers and knives, Axes, Morningstars, Spears, Shields, explosives, etc.

At the front, A Dwarf sits at a counter, chatting with a Human. "And for that you're gonna want a silencer, a loudener, your bandoliers... And that's for shooting out Guard Horses."

Acquire swordcane.

Kon: Acquire bandanna. Ask for the dwarf to stitch an infinity sign into it for infinite ammo.

>>663851
Ask the guy about the adventuring party!

rendamel 2015/08/21(Fri)02:32 No. 664303 ID: 15fae4
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>>663857
>>663855

((Unfortunately, my awesome Logitech G400s gave up the ghost, today. New replacement mouse is terrible and frustrating to draw with. Bear with me.))

Ren inquires with the surprisingly slim Dorf at the desk about any Adventuring parties that came through recently, while Kon searches for a Bandana. The Dorf speaks up. "We get a couple of those through every month or so... Uh, lookin' for anything in specific?" She explains she's looking for a party that had a Kobold in it. "Oh, yeah, there was one a while ago... Uh, believe his name was Supismik, or something along those lines. Very typical Kobold fellow. Purchased himself a large Knife, practically a sword for the tiny thing. Then he disappeared with the rest. Probably burned to a cinder somewhere."

Point out Kon and ask if he looks familiar.

Also, ask if He has any magic stuff. Clothes and the like. Also, if the group headed to some other shop before leaving.

rendamel 2015/08/22(Sat)23:22 No. 664602 ID: 15fae4
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>>664307
>>664335

Ren points out Kon to the shopkeeper and ask if he looks familiar.

The Shopkeeper's first thought is that it's a potential thi- wait, no, gotta block that out. Work on that racism, Bolmur.

Apart from the obvious injury, which seems a little too... Well, small for someone who's fought a Dragon, he looks like any other Kobold he's ever seen. They all look the same to him.

Wait, was that racist to say? Damn it.

>>664602
It's not that racist. Kobolds look pretty similar and differentiate eachother by smell mostly.

Ask for directions to where the adventurers went next in their quest!

rendamel 2015/08/25(Tue)00:24 No. 664964 ID: 15fae4
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Hey guys. Things aren't going so great for Ren right now. Thanks for baring with me through the lack of updates.

Trivia: Rendamel means "Lonely Fire Watcher" in her Tribal language.

>>664964
This d'awww is an acceptable replacement for updates.

rendamel 2015/09/05(Sat)19:16 No. 667595 ID: 15fae4
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>>664335
>>664604

[And we're... Back.]

Ren opens up a new line of questioning, inquiring as to if they have any magic items in the store, and where the adventuring party headed next. The Dorf laughs. "Nope, nothin' but good Dwarven steel, here. Might wanna ask the fortune teller, she's the only one that really dabbles in that sorta stuff around these parts.

As for the adventurers..." He digs under the counter for a moment and brings out a map of the mountain area, marking out the location of a mountain a while away from the fort. "I certainly hope you kids aren't thinking of going after them on you're own. You cross a Dragon and you'll end up burnt to a crisp, guaranteed. Or, well... No, you're Kobolds. You'll be made slaves."

Ask if he knows anything more about that dragon in particular.

Failing that, go see the fortune teller.

rendamel 2015/09/05(Sat)19:30 No. 667601 ID: 15fae4
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>>667598

Ren asks the Dorf if he knows anything about this Dragon in particular. He shrugs. He knows Dragons are generally egotistical and greedy and murderous. Going out to slay one is almost always a fool's errand.

Ren thinks they've just about learned all they can from here, so she thanks the Dorf and heads over to the Fortune Teller's place.

rendamel 2015/09/05(Sat)19:32 No. 667602 ID: 15fae4
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After a while of confused wandering, the pair eventually come upon a mysterious purple tent that seems like an appropriate location for a Fortune teller. Pulling apart the entrance curtains, they're greeted by a shadowy cloaked figure, a crystal ball, and all sorts of occult paraphernalia about the place.

"Greetings, younglings. I've been expecting you.

Ask if that means they already knew that you were going to ask this question that you are now asking. Then ask if they already know what the following question is going to be about (magic items and acquiring of them, ofc)

rendamel 2015/09/05(Sat)19:53 No. 667606 ID: 15fae4
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>>667604

Kon asks if she knew they were coming, does she know their names? And what he's gonna ask next? And then-

"I'd advise you not to try to be smart in matters of magic, child. You won't win.

I know what you're here for, so allow me to make you an offer.

rendamel 2015/09/05(Sat)19:54 No. 667607 ID: 15fae4
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"Now, you could take some conventional magical objects that will surely provide objective use in your journey."

rendamel 2015/09/05(Sat)19:56 No. 667608 ID: 15fae4
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"If you are a BABY. Or, you could put your hands on the crystal ball and see cryptic imagery to guide you on your path. It's as likely to help as it is to hinder you. Or do nothing!"

Ohhhh nonononono, go with the magic artifacts. Cryptic imagery is guaranteed to bite you in the ass! In fact, say that to the wizard. Or don't, 'cause they already know you're going to so not doing it will surprise them. Or will it? This is weird. Take the thingamajigs

>>667608
Can we do both?

If we want mysterious things of mysterious use we already have a STRANGE BOOK for that. Go with the items.

Rendamel 2015/09/08(Tue)02:30 No. 668290 ID: 15fae4
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Ren picks the artifacts without hesitation. She gets herself a shiny new magic enhancer for her staff, making her feel that she's getting a little OP, and in such short time, and Kon gets an awesome explosive shot for his Crossbow.

The mysterious woman huffs and shoos them out. "Yes. Whatever. I knew you were going to do that, anyway. Now get outta here, ya bums."

Rendamel 2015/09/08(Tue)02:31 No. 668291 ID: 15fae4
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Ren and Kon decide that before they continue the great adventure, it's high time they collected themselves and figured out a plan. They decide the world famous [Adjective] [Animal Name] Inn is as good a place as any.

Rendamel 2015/09/08(Tue)02:32 No. 668292 ID: 15fae4
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They ignore the hustle and bustle of the crowd and ask to rent a room. They also order some yummy hot chocolates, which they enjoy whilst they lay out a map. Ren takes off her hat for the night and Kon laughs at her frizzy hair.
They're all ready to settle down, but one dilemma stands in their way.

Rendamel 2015/09/08(Tue)02:33 No. 668293 ID: 15fae4
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There's only one bed, and two of them! How should they sort this out? One of them could sleep on the floor, or...

Cuddle

Rendamel 2015/09/08(Tue)02:49 No. 668296 ID: 15fae4
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>>668295