>>71519
I'm gonna go with this idea.

alternatively suck on her..eartips!

Zepave 2009/11/02(Mon)19:33 No. 71791 ID: b1e366
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>>71577
>>71572
>>71519
>>71601

It's easy to look miserable when you actually are. I can't even deal with one pathetic monster and now a goblin is mocking me. This is terrible. I'll never live it down.

"Gonna cry like a baby, elfy? I hear elves like to do that. Like babies..."

Prove to Koz you're strong! PUSH HER DOWN AND MAKE SWEET LOVE TO HER!

...Ravage her. Monsters and pity be damned.

>>71791
Okay she's not going to try to kill or sex you up, now. The situation has stabilized. So hold back your tears and get up, get dressed and prepare to further explore the dungeon.

What's that scar under her blouse?

>>71791
Yesss...I can feel your anger...it gives you focus!

Now, strike her down, ravash her like no elfin man has ever ravashed before, and your journey to the Dark Side will be complete, my young apprentice.

>>71791
She is baiting you... don't give in.
Show her there is more to strength than the physical, there is also the internal.

We are an elf, hard as diamond, and sharp as glass.

Sexing her at this impasse would only make us sub-servant to her, we can tolerate and perhaps love an equal, but shall have no mortal master.

make sure that paper sticking out from her blouse isn't a a contract of assassination to kill you.

>>71791
...okay, enough is enough.
Kiss her, knock her over backwards and give her hot dickings the likes of which she has never had before!
Then when you're done you can say you're no longer in her debt.

>>71802
I somehow think she could have already done so if she was an assassin.

Alright then, tell her she's right, and that you should go looking for chances to prove yourself!

>>71791
"Brave words from a creature who would rather kill an elf than kiss one!"
Say this. Nothing can go wrong.

>>71791
Get distracted from melancholy by boobs, grope the boobs.

>>71791
Get distracted from melancholy by boobs, grope the boobs.

>>71791
Wait.. she likes babies... is she a pedo? A childsnatcher!

Zepave 2009/11/02(Mon)21:34 No. 71850 ID: b1e366
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I keep having this impulse to jump on the goblin. It's strange. The size difference also makes this very awkward...

"Kyaaaaa!~ Will you make up your damn mind!?"

Make up YOUR damn mind, I thought YOU wanted this?

>>71850
OK, so J-J-JAM IT IN

>>71850
STICK your DICK in HER.

>>71850
Maybe it's because you get turned on when someone insults you. Get her to say mean things to you while you grope her.

>>71850
Stare into her eyes with serious face.
"Only if you make yours up first."

>>71862
Actually I'm gonna change my vote to go along with this line of action.

>>71850
MAKE MUTANT HALFBREED BABBY! Don't try and go to fast or you'll miss, slowly guide it in until the tip has entered, nibble her ears to get her in the mood and for the vagina to lubricate itself and then THRUST! Try and keep one hand on a braced posistion to help keep balance and to allow for stronger thrusts, keep other on an erogenous zone such as the boob, thigh or clitoris (Or the goblin equivalents). If the size difference means it's difficult for the non bracing hand to reach aforementioned areas, use both to brace and nibble ears instead. Because you are certainly larger than a goblin male you should be able to adequately bring her into orgasm within 5mins, even for a pansy elf this should be no feat of endurance.

>>72007
Addendum, remove pants first.

>>72007
i hate you so much
but i agree

>>71862
This I second this motion.

Stick it in her pooper, but don't enjoy it.

You suddenly feel very dirty for coming so near to this creature without shedding its blood.

Dammit Zapave!...

Apparently the other voices just aren't going to let you leave without satisfying their own carnal lusts and foolish pride...

But that's what you get for listening for voices in your head that you picked up inside an evil cave.

Don't waste time on making it good for her. She plainly wants it. Just jam it in, move it focusing on your own pleasure, and ejaculate inside.

It's just casual sex man, geez.

Remove pants
Read Tom
Hug Note.

>>72007
Well i'd mostly agree except to keeping it to 5 min. What are they gonna think of elves then?

>>72034
Nah, we should give it to her good, it's more fun that way.

Zepave 2009/11/03(Tue)22:04 No. 72270 ID: b1e366
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Alright, wait... Goblins and Elves hate each other. Hating goblins is the only thing we agree on with the dwarves.

I don't think either of us has the nerve to actually... stick it in.

You're holding eachother naked. I think that ship has sailed in the eyes of other elves.

>>72270
Then just cuddle.
If it goes on long enough, you might end up seeing her as a woman first and a goblin second.

>>72270
Awkwardly get dressed and explore the dungeon further, now that sex has been essentially ruled out (for now).

Just cuddle for now... you two hardly know eachother. Talk, learn about each-other, do not leap blindly where angels fear to tread (that's what got you bleeding out on a floor in the first place!)

>>72270
You're in a dark dungeon.
Alone.
Naked in each other's arms.
SCREW YOUR TRADITIONS (and each other)

>>72275
Followed by this I suppose...

>>72270
It's precisely because your two peoples hate each other that you should take the first step to solving it.
Sure, they worship the dark gods and they're kind of small, but they live for a long time just like you elves.

Besides, just think of all the trade options you elves could extend with the goblins. Trading your =Oak Dildos= for their =Obsidian Vibrators= and whatnot? Think of the possible profits!

>>72274
Cuddle power.

Suggestion 2009/11/03(Tue)22:27 No. 72294 ID: f4963f
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>>72270

>>72270
You can do a lot of things to each other that don't involve insertion.
Be more creative!

Something I heard about the gays. Sex only works when one is a dominating type and the other is a submissive type. If say you have 2 dominating types or two submissive types it's just awkward. HOWEVER, in the 2 latter scenarios oral works. The same should apply here.

TLDR: Go down on her.

Well FUCK the other elves and FUCK the dorfs.
Are you an individual or some mindless drone controlled by some pointless hatred toward a race you don't really know anything about?

Then just... hold her... for a little while longer...

Suggestion 2009/11/04(Wed)04:10 No. 72323 ID: 5696d4
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IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE!
Take this.

Zepave 2009/11/04(Wed)04:23 No. 72324 ID: b1e366
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I'll just... ugh... ever so slightly...

>>72324
Zepave, you fucking pedophile, she's only eleven!

>>72324
J-J-J-JAM IT IN

>>72324
Good! Now thrust with all your elven might!

Give into your lust.
Trust your feelings, you know it to be true.

Good job, this is the first step towards improved goblin-elf relations. Now you can disagree with dorfs about everything.

>>72324
That is, not at all like cuddling.

>>72324
Look at her face first.

Surely even the penis of an elf can pierce her hymen.

>>72372
Don't just look into her face though.

Stare, wide eyed, at her. Mouth agape, eyes blank and wide, staring as you slowly penetrate.

Don't blink the entire time you sex her, breathing wetly through your gaping maw.

Horrifying sex is the best kind.

>>72417

This is terrifying.

Suggestion 2009/11/04(Wed)14:02 No. 72466 ID: 59fd60
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>>72417

>>72324

in b4 that's her navel or something silly like that

>>72417
Don't forget to shout "NO ONE MUST EVER KNOW" as you orgasm.

>>72417
>>72511
How about, not.

Zepave 2009/11/05(Thu)00:51 No. 72740 ID: b1e366
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"Ah... I didn't think you had the guts..."

'I will have you know I have plenty of gu- Ngh... -ts.'

>>72740
Stimulate her ear again. She seemed to like that.

>>72740
Lick your thumb and stick it in her ear hole. Goblins love that shit, trust me on that one.

Lick her eye

>>72740
How is it man?

I've heard once you go gobbo, that's it for your knobbo.

Might want to make sure she isn't planning to kill you.

>>72740
Nibble her ear.

Suggestion 2009/11/05(Thu)05:31 No. 72753 ID: dda9dd
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>>72740
Zepave Cilithiliri, Your actions bring great shame to your eldars. Behold the gaze of their judgment... and some moderate amusement.

She may be short but she has some nice large titties. Give it to her good.

>>72740
Lean over and kiss her, that'll stop her from making any more snarky comments.

>>72763
I'll second this. Cut her snark by occupying her mouth.

>>72763
Do it. Then nibble her ears too.

You know what'll shut her up? Slamfucking that Goblin. Really put the spurs to her.

Be Romantic.

>>72740
Be
Aggressive
B
E
Aggressive.

Zepave 2009/11/05(Thu)20:25 No. 72897 ID: b1e366
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>>72748
"Ew... Gross! Elf drool!"

What's wrong with elf drool? Oh well, try an ear massage, those still seem like a potent area.

May as well get some rhythm going, just remember to pace yourself and give twice as much as you take.

If your going to shame Elven-kind then your going to to it well dammit!

>>72897
You'd better not pull out, you coward.

Knock her up with your passion.

Fade to black so we can explore the cave.

>>72897

Nibble her ear as you do this suggestion: >>72776

>>72909
And grope a tit as well.

pee in her asshole

Pull out and slam it in her asshole. If she complains tell her that's how elves do it

Zepave 2009/11/07(Sat)17:56 No. 73930 ID: b1e366
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>>72762
>>72776
>>72828

I lay her down on my cloak and take the initiative. She quickly loses the capacity for snide remarks or any speech at all. She quickly reaches her peak and I follow soon after...

>>73930
Now, cuddle, and stay awake to see if she wants another round.
This is of vital importance.

Zepave 2009/11/07(Sat)17:58 No. 73933 ID: b1e366
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Suddenly the realization washes over me and I can't help but wonder... What did I just do!?

>>73930
>She quickly reaches her peak and I follow soon after...

You two are pathetic.

Cuddle, I guess.

Zepave 2009/11/07(Sat)17:59 No. 73937 ID: b1e366
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"Hey, Loverboy... Ready for round two?"

AAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!~

>>73933
Something awesome.

>>73933
>what did I just do?

Entertained a bunch of neckbeard voyeurs. :Dc

But seriously, just cuddle.

>>73933
You just made sweet love to a hot chick, something men of your race rarely accomplish.

Suck it up, hairdresser! This is a time for celebration.

>>73933
I warned you...

Guess your a renegade now. Anybody going to come looking for you when you don't come back?

9 months later...

See, if you were human, you wouldn't have these hangups about it.

>What did I just do?

A female goblin.

Weren't you paying attention?