RED ALERT.
You're quite sure "Abanlorban" translates to "The Constructive Standards". John is getting in trouble, if by "getting in trouble" you mean "snacking on elf eyes while being entertained by you". But nevermind that now, you need an answer for Tom!
We need to join in killing the Elves. Can he help us with being able to use WEPON?
Of course we'll go with him!
Scots are like tall dorfs, of course you should join em. Ask him if he can give you some basic instructions how to use the baby gun.
You already know how to use the gun... ...But maybe you should ask him anyway. Or will he think you're stupid? But there's still time until you reach the fort! What should you do?! Argh!
>>61722 Fuck that, let him teach you how to handle that big and broadsided Claymore, if you know what I mean.
>>61726 You lost me. Have him show you how to brace it correctly. Wiggle up against him, then thank him and show no overt affection for the rest of the trip. Guys love that kind of thing.
Don't go for the cute and stupid route. A man like that obviously values a strong, capable woman. Show him how strong and capable you are by exceeding his killcount and showing excessive skill with your gun.
Find if he can teach Silly Dog to use a Gun.
DANCE! Dance the dance of your people!
AWKWARD SILENCE AHOY. Well, it's pretty noisy with all the fighting up there, but still! Also, John doesn't want gun because it tastes bad.
TAKE. THE. SHOT.
>>61762 Tell him about your vikingdorf heritage. Be overly proud about it. Conveniently forget about HitlerDad though.
Say "Any tips on fighting these guys? You're so much more experienced with these foes..."
THEY'RE ELFS, ODINDAMNIT, KILLING THEM IS ALL THERE IS TO FIGHTING THEM. You brag about your mom's side of the family for a while. "Doesn't it bother you then that we're attacking a dwarf fortress?"
>>61790 Before you freak out, ask if it's an abandoned fortress that's been infested by elves.
>>61790 Joan, explain to him why it is comfortable using aforementioned convenient flashback! Perhaps his MAN-SKIRT will jog your memory.
>>61790 Not if it's soiled by even a single elf. And if there are dorfs allied with elfs, they are even worse than the the elfs themselves. Keep an eye on John, not sure if she really got over her dorf-trauma.
You're well within rifle range. Start taking single, aimed shots.
>>61790 "Would it bother you if you were attacking a sexy I mean human fortress?"
"NO DWARF BROTHER OF MINE CAVORTS WITH ELVES!"
Fuckin' elfs, man. The only good elf is an extra dead elf.
>>62061 Yes indeed, help them to clean out the fortress and then it's party-time.
You arrive up top at long last, but the party seems to be largely over for the day. Iain MacDonald finally gets Tom to carry his "own bloddy gon". There's a small camp and trenches forward near the entrance to the fortress, in case they try anything funny. The commander's bigger camp is to the right.
>>62084 Try to snipe some stragglers for fun, but if the party's really over you should go to the bigger camp. Find out what find of amenities they have. Silly Dog needs a bath and a good brushing, she must be dirty with all that elf blood.
THERE'S ONE RIGHT THERE.
>>62090 Dooooo it! Right between the eyes!
Wait where is episode 1 and 2
Hit or miss, the elf doesn't get up again.
>>62105 Just assume you killed it and brag about your kill. To the big camp you go. >>62102 http://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/52977.html
Try to shoot the shaft of the halberd of the guy next to him.
You fail to hit the SHAFT.
Oh well. Ask if you can talk to the officers here. If not, might as well follow Tom to the enlisted ranks. Let's hope John will protect you from rapes.
Yeah stick with John until you're sure those dudes are really ok. Check out what they've got in their camp.
You enter the bigger camp and are directed to the officers' area.
Say "So what's all this, then?"
>>62201 Talk to the angry looking guy.
DONT GRAB HIS ASS OH GOD
>>62218 >>62240 WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>>62251 I'm talking about the angry looking officer walking towards you. Tell them you consider all elves an abomination and offer that you and your trusty war dog would like to help with the cleansing of the fortress. Ruffle Johns fur a bit to calm down.
>>62251 Say "So what's all this then?" All businesslike.
>>62251 Sorry, I meant DONT GRAB SKIRT GUYS ASS OH GOD
WE REQUIRE A HAT! Where can we find a HAT? Can we borrow his HAT? I mean we haven't had a hat in a LONG TIME
>>64007 This man speaks truth! We must find out where to obtain one of those awesome Scottish hats!
>>64020 We missed at least three hats so far. I mean we had two different variety of Elf for hat. And probably Pigeon for hat. We need to get back to the fundamentals people!
>>64026 I'd like a hat for John, and by hat I mean an Aarwing helmet.
>>64035 But her ears are kinda small...
>>64234 They make special helmets to help less endowed Sergals hiding their shame.
>>64691 Dude that's crossing the line!