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60457 No. 60457 ID: 9ac2a8

[Intro]
You are merrily on your way to Fursecon 2009.
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No. 66263 ID: 9ac2a8
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66263

"VHO LOOK LIKE LADY?"
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No. 66272 ID: bd8b08

That depends, hansome. Would you like to be on top or on bottom? ;3
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No. 66279 ID: 9ac2a8
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66279

Oliver's Inferno is to be continued!
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No. 66376 ID: 5d5878

RA-RA-RASPUTIN, RUSSIA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE
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No. 66850 ID: 9ac2a8
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66850

"Vhat do yhu vant from the Great Rasputin?"
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No. 66851 ID: 825e24

>>66850
Curl up in a fetal position and cry like the big sissy you are.
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No. 66854 ID: cee448

"A hug would be nice."
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No. 66855 ID: f4963f

>>66850
Cower before the mad monk's manly physique.
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No. 66856 ID: 9ac2a8
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66856

>>66851
>>66855
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No. 66857 ID: 704c80

>>66850
prostrate yourself before him and beg for forgiveness
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No. 66859 ID: 7d87d9

Run into mens room. Hide in stall.
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No. 66861 ID: 9ac2a8
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66861

>>66857
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No. 66863 ID: 9ac2a8
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66863

"Hey Grigori, you shoulda seen these two guys in the men's room! They were bleaching each other's eyeballs!"
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No. 66864 ID: 632862

>>66861
What were we supposed to do after finding Grigori anyway?
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No. 66866 ID: 9ac2a8
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66866

You think Baba Yaga wants you to bring the runaway Grigori back to her.
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No. 66867 ID: 903c42

>>66864
Bring him back to Baba Yaga, good luck with that if he's not willing.

"are you maybe willing to come out with me and meet your sweetheart Baba Yaga? She's misses you."
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No. 66868 ID: 43d730

>>66864
Take him back out to Baba Yaga.
Presumably so she can either eat him or make him mow the lawn or something.
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No. 66869 ID: f4963f

>>66861
Ask Rasputin what he's doing at a gay bar. And if he's familiar with the Baba Yaga.
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No. 66870 ID: 9ac2a8
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66870

"Yhu can tell zhe witch I do not laf her. I am wizh Koschei now."
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No. 66871 ID: f4963f

>>66870
Hey, I'm happy for you two and all, but you should probably tell her yourself. She's waiting right outside, and damn if she's going to listen to us.
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No. 66874 ID: 903c42

>>66871
Yeah, this.

If he refuses, check on your two buddies, they should be rather clever and might be able to give you advice.
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No. 66875 ID: 9ac2a8
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66875

"Ehh..."
"..."
"Yhu vant us to tell Baba Yaga I am dumpink her? In person? And zhey called me zhe crazy monk!"
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No. 66876 ID: 903c42

>>66875
"You guys are both pretty much unkillable and still afraid of a frail old woman? I'll call both of you giant chicken houses."
Cackle and dance around like crazy. You're drunk so it's reasonable.
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No. 66877 ID: 9ac2a8
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66877

You find Dante and Faust in the men's room.
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No. 66878 ID: 9ac2a8
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66878

"The bleach does nothing!"
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No. 66880 ID: f4963f

>>66878
Tell em if they don't want to see the Baba Yaga's ugly mug again, they'd better find a way to get Rasputin out the front doors.
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No. 66881 ID: 9ac2a8
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66881

"I've been drunk for sheven monthsh shtraight now - and I jusht bleached my eyesh! And thought it wash a good idea!"
"Yeah, Pooch, it's pretty much your mess."
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No. 66882 ID: 9ac2a8
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66882

Wow, you sure are in pretty deep shit, aren't you?
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No. 66883 ID: bd8b08

Nonsense. don't forget what we are, we're a wolfoxbit. a noble and powerful creature. We can easilly over power these weakling non-furs. Try forcing him out the door.

Alternativly, get some help from the bouncer.
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No. 66885 ID: 9ac2a8
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66885

Yeah! Let's do this!

"Vhat do yhu zhink yhu are doink?"
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No. 66887 ID: f4963f

>>66885
Dragging you off for a fun time, my dear~
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No. 66888 ID: 9ac2a8
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66888

"None vill destroy our byootifol laf!"
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No. 66889 ID: 9ac2a8
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66889

Ow.
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No. 66890 ID: f4963f

>>66888
Be sure to tell Rasputin that one of your dursonas superpowars is immunity to heat forever. Because he's 1/50th Demon and all.
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No. 66891 ID: f4963f

>>66889
Ooor alternatively, try to regrow your ear. :(
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No. 66892 ID: 9ac2a8
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66892

"Hey there, cutie."
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No. 66893 ID: 903c42

>>66889
awesome, now you can get cybernetic replacements. Assuming you don't go to double-hell for dying in hell.
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No. 66894 ID: 9ac2a8
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66894

"I think you dropped your brain."
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No. 66895 ID: 903c42

>>66892
Now I'm confuse.
Isn't Oliver in a Gay Bar?
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No. 66897 ID: f4963f

>>66894
Ask her what she's doing here. You thought all the other furfags were in the pit?

Also thank her for returning your brain.
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No. 66900 ID: 7eda8b

Reattach your bits.

"Hey. What'd I miss?"
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No. 66901 ID: 9ac2a8
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66901

"I'm Laika. Don't ask me how I ended up here. One minute I was in space and then I woke up like... this."
"Anyways... I know a way out through the back and I'd appreciate it if you... escorted me back home."
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No. 66904 ID: 3d8e92

>>66901
Did the SPACE RADIATION make you into a herm or was that after you got to hell?

Either way, ask if she knows if the Alberts are here too.
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No. 66906 ID: f4963f

>>66901
You got to hell from space? AWESOME!

Clearly we need to find her space ship. I wonder what alien furries use for ships...

Anyway, offer to get her a coffee, in the largest cup you can find.

And while we're at it, ask her if she can help you drag Rasputin outside. We don't need the Baba Yaga on our case.
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No. 66908 ID: f4963f

>>66904
>Herm
That only makes it hotter.
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No. 66910 ID: 9ac2a8
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66910

"You worry too much, cute face. Besides, I've got a car outside. It's the fastest ride in town."
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No. 66911 ID: f253a7

>>66910
Furry Laika is offering us a ride. In hell.

Say you're gayer than two men fucking each other - you'll have to pass.
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No. 66913 ID: 9ac2a8
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66913

"Well, let me at least offer you a ride. Your situation's looking kinda hopeless here, cute face."
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No. 66915 ID: 9ac2a8
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66915

Suddenly, Mishka the bear bouncer flies through the wall.

"I'm tireda waitin'! Where's my Grigori!"
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No. 66917 ID: 9ac2a8
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66917

"Come, laf, I vill take us vhere none can find us!"

Rasputin and Koschei disappear with a bright flash.
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No. 66918 ID: 9ac2a8
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66918

"I'm comin' for you, Dog!"

Oliver's Inferno is to be continued.
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No. 66926 ID: 5d5878

Take the spacedog up on the offer to flee!
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No. 67013 ID: 7eda8b

This is no time to be picky about genders! Get out of there!
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No. 67043 ID: 43d730

I'm kinda suspicious at how everything is russian...
You suppose Grigori and Koschei the Deathless are in the capsule?
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No. 67057 ID: f4963f

>>67043
>Suspicious how everything is Russian
In a Soviet gay bar?
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No. 67060 ID: 5d5878

>>67057
In Soviet Hell, Gay Bar is Russian!
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No. 67235 ID: 9ac2a8
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67235

"Changed your mind, eh? Let's go then."
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No. 67236 ID: 5a9e00

>>67235
You know, you really should sniff her ass. Its only polite.

But I guess there will be time for that later. Onwards!
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No. 67240 ID: f4963f

>>67235
Onwards, you murrfect Furry you. Onwards with your hermaphrodite russian space dog! <3
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No. 67242 ID: 9ac2a8
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67242

You leave the now collapsing building.
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No. 67243 ID: f4963f

>>67242
Wrap your arms around her neck for a hug-from-behind / piggy-back-ride. She's apparently strong enough to pull you around anyway.
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No. 67244 ID: 5a9e00

>>67243
Wrap your other hand around her you know what :3
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No. 67246 ID: 6ddbfa

Wait, why is the building collapsing? Was Rasputin a BBEG?
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No. 67247 ID: 7d87d9

>>67246
RUSSIAN BEAR + ANGRY MONSTER LADY THROUGH DOOR = BAD FOR BUSINESS COMRADE!
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No. 67248 ID: 9ac2a8
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67248

You attempt to grab her, put the falling rubble and dust are disorienting. Good thing she's got a hold on you. Even if it happens to be by your tongue.

The building is collapsing, because Baba Yaga is demolishing the facade.
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No. 67249 ID: 9ac2a8
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67249

"Here it is! It might not be a space rocket, but it's fast, I give you that."
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No. 67250 ID: 9ac2a8
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67250

You cough out dust while Laika prepares the vehicle.
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No. 67251 ID: 5a9e00

Ask if we get any super cute goggles

Or... you know... something to hold onto ;3
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No. 67252 ID: 9ac2a8
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67252

"Here, you better mount this..."

Laika reaches down...
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No. 67253 ID: f4963f

>>67251
This!
/r/ Oliver in aviator goggles. <3
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No. 67256 ID: 9ac2a8
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67256

"Ta-da! Oh, and I should have an extra pair of goggles somewhere..."
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No. 67257 ID: cf407a

>>67256
>tommy gun not PPSh-41

I are saddest.
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No. 67258 ID: f4963f

>>67256
... a tommy is acceptable.

Get goggles and tommy. Drive from the gay bar like a bat outta hell.
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No. 67259 ID: 9ac2a8
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67259

It seemed so much easier in movies...
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No. 67260 ID: 3d8e92

>>67259
Pose with Laika as a team 'cause shit just got real.
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No. 67262 ID: 9ac2a8
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67262

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No. 67264 ID: 9ac2a8
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67264

"DOOOOOG!"
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No. 67265 ID: f4963f

>>67264
RUN! OH GOD RUN RUN RUN.

AND BY RUN I MEAN DRIVE.
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No. 67266 ID: b0922e

Grigori was right there when she broke through the wall, is that not enough!
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No. 67267 ID: 9ac2a8
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67267

The scenery blurs as you speed away. However, a persistant flying object seems to be trailing you.
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No. 67271 ID: 752428

>>67267
Well what are you waiting for? Shoot it!

And let out an awesome battle cry while you do so. That'll show 'em not to mess with Twinklemoon72.
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No. 67274 ID: 43d730

>>67266
Apparently we were supposed to beat an invincible manly-machine and present him to her hog-tied.
No one said she had to be fair.
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No. 67280 ID: 9ac2a8
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67280

You try shooting at her, but you find it difficult to control the gun.

You begin to wonder if it was such a good idea to strike bargain with baby-eating witch from Hell.
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No. 67283 ID: f4963f

>>67280
What is that thing under the car? Why do I feel it's going to be bad news?
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No. 67289 ID: c4ac42

>>67280
Don't fret on it, she seemed nice enough.
say hello to Goofy.
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No. 67290 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125606525692.jpg - (45.89KB , 620x600 , wroom2a.jpg )
67290

>>67283
What thing? Your mind is playing tricks, comrade. THERE NEVER WAS A THING.
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No. 67297 ID: 9ac2a8
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67297

Elsewhere.

"Can you see yet?"
"No."
"Ayaah, Mishka zhink zhis very bad day."
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No. 67302 ID: 9ac2a8
File 125606704189.jpg - (22.87KB , 620x600 , missmissmiss.jpg )
67302

Who would have thought it would be this difficult to hit an old lady on a flying mortar with a submachine gun?

Maybe you should try thinking outside the box here.
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No. 67306 ID: 7eda8b

Hit the brakes. She'll fly right by.
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No. 67310 ID: fcce4f

>>67302
In the words of the great general who leads furry armies everywhere:

"Do a barrel roll!"
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No. 67312 ID: f4963f

>>67302
Veer sharply to the side!
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No. 67318 ID: 47e984

>>67306
>>67310
>>67312
Combine these.
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No. 67326 ID: fcce4f

>>67318
Yes! Hit the brakes while veering sharply to the side so the car rolls over. This plan is made of win.
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No. 67753 ID: 43d730

>>67326
While firing wildly, of course.
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No. 68878 ID: e5289f
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68878

Hi

Just dropping in to let you know I'm on a hiatus of undefined length.
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No. 68880 ID: bee8f0

Aww...
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No. 68887 ID: 055e59

>>68878
I'm sad.
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No. 68889 ID: 81e7dd

>>68878
Bummer, man. Hope you get whatever's up sorted before too long. Good luck!
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No. 68962 ID: f4963f

>>68878
Erf. Good luck with whatever is going on in your life. Hope to see more of you in the future.

Take care. =\
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No. 69127 ID: cbbcbc

Just when I finally decide to read your quest(by the way, it's really funny with all the references), you put on hiatus.
:c
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