Draw the dragon life size.

Hand motions and then a drawing.

Snager 2015/01/14(Wed)09:11 No. 620353 ID: b84f67
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>show them how big your ‘lap dragon’ is WINK

No, come on, guys, it's like. It’s like a fat snake with a goofy tongue, like.. And it wriggles around and.. noodles its way into your breast pocket to get warm.

You do your best concussed impression of the sap sucking lap dragon’s serpentine movements and tendency to noodle its way inside peoples’ clothing.

Wow the artist can’t even draw hands amazing zezezeze

Snager 2015/01/14(Wed)09:13 No. 620354 ID: b84f67
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The cops seem stunned by your amazing pantomime.

Snager 2015/01/14(Wed)09:19 No. 620356 ID: b84f67
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But Look to your translator for answers. Strange, the atmosphere in here just got really uncomfortable for some reason.

Snager 2015/01/19(Mon)14:46 No. 621179 ID: b84f67
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Using your good hand and the bulletin board and letter pins behind you, you recreate an artistic rendering of the stolen lap dragon while your new associate translates attempts to convey to the police officers what the different components represent.

Snager 2015/01/19(Mon)14:48 No. 621181 ID: b84f67
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Okay you think we’re done here. :/

You are told the police will alert all beat agents to the animal’s description. You didn’t get a good look at the guy who robbed you. They were notably shorter than you and had a broad rimmed hat, you think?

Welp, time to go nurse this massive brain hemorrhage lmao

>ask for a hospital
>ask for a room key wait damnit this isn’t the inn, fuck
>day dream about Dicbut

>>621181
We probably need a hospital now, like, badly.

Snager 2015/01/23(Fri)19:22 No. 621871 ID: b84f67
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You sign the paperwork and pay the translator’s bail: ten thousand bolt nuts. Though, the cost of living is so low here compared to Black Trees Up and Down, it feels like five hundred. Besides, if she’s going to be your sidekick to get back your FORTY thousand dollar dragon and, maybe, even avenge your family, it will be worth it!
Apparently her name is Princess Glimmerstrike Dicbut III. Princess? That sure is a funny name.

Snager 2015/01/23(Fri)19:26 No. 621872 ID: b84f67
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wow, so, uh. Thanks. See you around.
oh. You’re leaving.
yep, Striker out. so. bye! :)
where’s the hospital
oh, there’s not. They have a doctor who lives in the woods. I was trying to find him/her for a while but I gave up. Good luck to you, though! :D
oh...

Snager 2015/01/23(Fri)19:28 No. 621875 ID: b84f67
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bloop, lost your ice bag

Snager 2015/01/23(Fri)19:37 No. 621878 ID: b84f67
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What happens next gets fuzzy for you but it goes a little somthing like this:

s-striker-kun
H-hai, Blinku-sama?
promise me.. one thing..
yes?
you must..
????
please.. you must.. go to the bus stop and get my luggage for me.
~A~

Cherry blossoms and/or rose petals / linden berry trees

>Be Striker
>Skip forwards, stay Ahe
>Be someone else, specifications welcome

Well, we'll just let these two bond on their own time.

Be Prinshades.

Be striker.

>>621878
Be Striker again. We gotta solve the mystery of our missing dragon while the iron is still hot!

Snager 2015/01/24(Sat)23:12 No. 622085 ID: b84f67
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You are Glimmerstrike Dicbut III and this crazy foreigner has just passed out on you. They don’t seem to be in too good of shape. It was nice of them to pay your bail, but you don’t care anything about finding their pet with them! You still have a kingdom to usurper after all. *Usurp.

Also you’re pretty sure they cat called you when you were being brought in for processing. You were not looking forwards to trying to break out of that jail tonight.

Wait, no. Like, surely you know how awkward this is, Glimmerstrike. You don’t gotta explain it to yourself. Like, you can if you say to yourself ‘Glimmerstrike, what the crunsh. How. Why. Who?’

aaUUuhhh okay this fellow is packing heat like a lot of heat, you can feel it through their robes, this just got 1000% more terse. Wait, heat is fire arms. So, blades must be ice. They're packing ice.

>They're packing ice.
So... that makes them cool, right? Eh? Eh?

Take the unconscious (and eerily attractive) foreigner to a doctor, straight away!

Snager 2015/01/25(Sun)20:06 No. 622230 ID: b84f67
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>>622106
>>622087

Yeah, you guess the vagabond is pretty cool. But they’re getting heavy!

And you never found the doctor! He probably came to patch up the prince you sliced, but no one came to check on your health status all night last night.

You drag the foreigner towards the nearest inn. You know a little bit about first aid. You gave stitches to that prince you cut, remember? Maybe you can stabilize this character. Afterwards you will think about checking to see if their luggage is still at the transit station. Yes?

Ask some locals about a doctor! Once you've got him/her squared away, get some lodgings!

>Maybe you can stabilize this character.
I dunno, brain hemorrhages are trickier than cuts.

>>622230
We are the Best Doctor and that is the Best Plan.
Find a table somewhere and begin brain surgery.

Snager 2015/02/12(Thu)19:09 No. 624919 ID: b84f67
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You can’t just keep dragging this semi-conscious body around town so you pop into the inn.

Hey, Enkeepa

Holy TREE shit, My Lord! What have you gotten yourself into, this time?

Enkeepa owns the inn, fifth generation. You ask her if she’s seen the doctor, lately. She asks you if that’s a dead body you’re lugging around and tells you she thought you were still in jail and, wait, is that why you were in jail: is that the foreign Prince you were rumored to have killed.

Enkeepa, I’m terribly dishonored by your assumption I’d be unprofessional enough to incriminate myself by bringing a dead body right to all these witnesses.

The inn also has a family-style restaurant and everyone has turned away from their meals to gawk at the roukous at the front desk where you stand.

of course not, Prince. You’re way too skilled a prinsassin for that!

…. Was that sarcasm, Enkeepa-Commona.. *commoner

‘Course not, Prince GlimmerStrike

That patronizing grin looks almost genuine and you honestly can’t tell, anymore. You sign in to the tab-book and make your way up to your usual room.

Snager 2015/02/12(Thu)19:18 No. 624921 ID: b84f67
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You will have to try and find someone willing to give you the doctor’s information. It makes sense that he would have at least a telegraph line.

Wait, why didn’t you ask at the police station? They have a telegraph machine, damnit! Wait, does the inn have one? The bus stop might and you have to go pick up the noble’s gear, anyway. What is it s/he’s trying to get back, anyway? The animal side-kick everyone in the world was born with except for you?

>get ice for stranger’s hand / otherwise tend to stranger
>go directly out to run errands; sub-command: select errands
>abandon the stranger to reassume your mission to usurp the throne
>masturbate furiously
>other

>>624921
Not just any animal sidekick, the best animal sidekick. A fucking dragon.

We should tend to the stranger so we can later recruit them into our party to usurp the throne. Let's go check for her luggage back at the bus stop.

Tend to her immediate injuries, then go on errands --> Look for a doctor

Snager 2015/02/14(Sat)19:56 No. 625112 ID: b84f67
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This hotel is pretty nice. It’s got an ice box that chops up the ice for you and you don’t even need to put boltnuts in to get it. The little kelpophane bags and twist ties came from down stairs in the restaurant. You didn’t see a public telecom booth while you were there.

Snager 2015/02/14(Sat)20:02 No. 625114 ID: b84f67
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The place isn’t so nice you are expected to wear your shoes or house shoes everywhere in the hallways, though. In this way, it is better than your old charter school.

Drat. The Black Trees tourist was jizzing their perfect, piercing pink life force all over the place earlier like it was going out of style. They seem to have completely exhausted their reserves.

Snager 2015/02/14(Sat)20:07 No. 625115 ID: b84f67
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Ice scrotums should be wrapped in infant towels so as not to irrationalize the skin.

Snager 2015/02/14(Sat)20:10 No. 625116 ID: b84f67
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Actually, maybe their default aura isn’t hot pink. Maybe they were just projecting the color of pain and fear because they were in a lot of pain and had just been robbed. Wow you feel like a jerk.

You better find that doctor fast or you might have to give this weirdo a transfusion of life blood and you are not professional enough to try it.

>Go down stairs and ask if there’s a phone
>Go to the bus stop
>Go back to the police
>Masturbate furiously
>Think of something better

>Masturbate furiously
Eh, as much as you like being control, bedridden injured people are a turn off.

>Go down stairs and ask if there’s a phone
And ask if they know how to get in touch with a doctor. (Can't be the first time someone got sick in the hotel!).

Send a request to the innkeeper for a doctor.

Snager 2015/02/15(Sun)13:58 No. 625189 ID: b84f67
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>>625125

>Ask the inn establishment for a doctor, but not face to face

That’s BRILLIANT! Why didn’t you think of that sooner! Enkeepa doesn't mind the horn and even if she did, she might not know to make fun of you immediately before listening to your pleas for common decency! GENIUS

Snager 2015/02/15(Sun)14:04 No. 625190 ID: b84f67
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Now you don’t even have to put your pants back on.

Snager 2015/02/15(Sun)14:07 No. 625192 ID: b84f67
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“Hello, horn attendant?
Yes, this is room 25!
I was wondering. Do you guys have a telegraph or wire service?
You do! Oh, you piggy back off the bank across the alley? Great!
Can someone call the doctor for me?
Yes, it is kind of an emergency. I have a head bunger and possibly sprained or broken wrist. Also running low on energy, could go into total system collapse.
Oh, you will?
Thank you so much!
Yes, I’ll wait right here. How long do you think it will be before the doctor gets here?
…
I see.
I’ll be the guy in black sleeping on the bed. Yep. Oh, uh.
*groan* not good, ohhh, owie.
…
No this isn’t a prank.
…
Okay, yes it’s me, Glimmerstrike..
….
Yes I really need a doctor!
So two hours?
Sounds good, thank you!”

Damn it feels good to be a ganster.

>Keeps being Glimmerstrike, do nothing
>Keep being Glimmerstrike, do something: input activity
>Be someone else: input elseness

Important:

If you're going out, be sure to give her a letter so that she doesn't assume the doctor is an assassin and throw knives all over the room. You may want to wait for the doctor before you leave.

Alright, let's see how Punkulio is doing.

Make sure to fully disarm the visitor, and be ready to assure them that the doctor isn't an assassin.

And while you're all by your lonesome, that "furiously masturbate" thing doesn't sound all that bad.

Guys, just so you know, I don't mind if you want to suggest something that has already been suggested. In fact, I need tie breakers like 90% of the time. So please, feel free to say what has already been said and also feel free to change you answers. thank.

Stick around, wait patiently for the doctor. This person needs help.

Draw your weird alien genitalia on his face.

Snager 2015/02/20(Fri)10:02 No. 625789 ID: b84f67
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>Make sure to fully disarm the visitor
Right.. Man, there’s no way even leaving a letter might work. The doctor could come in and wake Black Trees Hidden Dragon over here and get sushi’d to death.

You search the traveler’s person and come up with no less than
Needles: 0/3
Shanks: 1/3
Daggers: 3/4
Knives: 2/2
naked blades: 0/5
Throwing knives: 1/2


Seven fucking blades on this individual. That’s insane. Pretty sure you got them all, though.
You stash them under the bed for cheap hiding purposes and write a note for the doctor and the slumbering lunatic.

>Draw your weird alien genitalia on his face


Then you draw an obscene symbol on his/her face.

Damn it feels good to be a prankster.

Snager 2015/02/20(Fri)10:06 No. 625790 ID: b84f67
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>Turn the steam room up to 50%. Lock the door
This inn is so nice. Being family oriented means it also is oriented towards families who are still growing. Amenities like woah.

Snager 2015/02/20(Fri)10:09 No. 625791 ID: b84f67
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Time to get down to business. It’s been a while since you held a meeting with the brokers. Professionality has been at an overall high this past quarter and you think it may be time to give everyone at the firm a little vacation time. PAID vacation time.

Snager 2015/02/20(Fri)10:11 No. 625793 ID: b84f67
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>Alright, let's see how Punkulio is doing

Woops, you are suddenly being Prinshades Lollerblades Julio Punkulio of the House of the FlyingTendril or something like that: one of your parents just got publicaly re-named King of Ramshead official. You can now rest assured that you are your nation’s heir apparent: assuming you won’t be usurped. You are picking out names for yourself for when you awaken as a god in your new role as supreme ruler of the world.

Your wound is healing nicely. Your royal cosmic waves have ensured 50% healing every 20 hours. Also you had a good doctor.

No, not Dicbut. That retch can rot in prison, for all you care. You will just be keeping all her illicit materials, like Pad Snagged vol. III, the cover with Da’iv on it.

But right now, you are enjoying some of your OWN collection. This stuff is so obscene for real, yo.

Snager 2015/02/20(Fri)10:44 No. 625798 ID: b84f67
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These two aliens. They’re from a race divided not by aural might but by a more biologically tangible set of criteria. The scrappy one on top is the Princess. Although, since she is from another kingdom, she is a Prince to you. The lanky one on bottom: he’s just a noble commoner. But a commoner none the less!
There are SO many things that are fucked up about this scene.

too bad about the low quality, though. You think it was transcribed from gravitons sent over from another dimension. http://snager-dragon.tumblr.com/image/111579046837

Snager 2015/02/20(Fri)10:48 No. 625803 ID: b84f67
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>Woah, hold on, there, mister! Where do you think you’re putting that hand? You’re still in recovery!

Well, you are a virile young man and like any hot blooded Ramshead you are prone to getting worked up when in pain and especially when bleeding. So are these aliens in the perverse movie! Small world.

But unlike Kentropans, the blood these colorful bug monsters shed seems to serve no biological means towards reproduction. Must just be a courtship thing.

Also your grody distant cousin with the horrific green aura totally spooged it all over you yesterday and your system is begging for a discharge-

Snager 2015/02/20(Fri)10:51 No. 625804 ID: b84f67
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The black trees baron totally spooged their horrific aura all over you and now your system is begging for a discharge-

Woah, Déjà vu. You're Dicbut again.

>wait patiently for the doctor

is
is that homestuck

Wash yourself.

Snager 2015/03/05(Thu)18:18 No. 627888 ID: b84f67
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You fill the tub and promptly fall asleep with the humidity turned on high and your hormones all riled up.

You made Dikbut soup. Woops.

Good thing the doctor will be here soon.

Go to part two >
http://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/627887.html