Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/05(Mon)10:24 No. 58025 ID: 18212a
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>"Oh I'm terribly sorry. Got a bit carried away there."
"Uhhuh."
>"So... Hm."
"Yeah."
>"What now?"
A damn good question. I still have like about eight hours until my next shift, so... Where to?
I can't just hand over the chip, I'd go to jail. Me and Blondie both. So I need to figure out where this damn chip came from. Any ideas on how to do that?
Also, which way do you think I should go first?

>env-update
>automapper resume

Running a search on the serial number of the chip to see who the original manufacturer is and who bought it would be a start. Then moving on to where it was resold after determining that and so on until we get to our furred friend seems the way to go.

The second part will need leg work but the initial work just needs a computer. Would 81st have the access?

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/05(Mon)11:01 No. 58035 ID: 18212a
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>>58030
I've got access with my own chip. I can run the scan right here.
>Barcode: 4F67D-811B12
Huh. I don't recall seeing that logo when I was shopping for my chip.
>Connecting: IPD/Washington server 1
>Connection established.
>Searching for 4F67D-811B12
>...

There's a very high likelihood that the chip wasn't procured legally. This means a lot of fieldwork to determine where the breach of protocol was (either theft or black market deals). The basic gist is the same as >>58030, start off at the beginning and work it down to when the furries got a hold of it.

>>58035

Just a hunch... be ready to run or move. It might be a military or otherwise restricted chip, with tracers on it to tell when such information is being accessed.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/05(Mon)11:32 No. 58050 ID: 18212a
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>...
>Access restricted.
What the fuck?
IPD is a public database. It doesn't have any of this... bullsh.///((8YZ+++
>"Joanna? Miss Joanna? Are you all right? Say somet-"
[animated]

>>58050
BSoD? Dammit... at least we got through the message to run if she got detected.

Okay, let's access street/traffic cameras, search for any kind of speaker to contact Joanne through. There are often those speakers at traffic lights to direct blind people across the street. If need be, we might be able to set off car alarms to make sure she gets out of there.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/05(Mon)12:27 No. 58068 ID: 18212a
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>Scanning Wire
>Search pattern Circle[Bacter-J-876,100]
>...
>Connection established: CityCam-ff5f2
>Located user: Ashcroft, John R.
>Mobile number: 415 570 6777 1912
>Dialing
>...
"Hello? Who's this?"

>>58073
>Illegal chip
>Official attention
Try to find a quiet place to stash her.

Fursecution NOW Ashcroft 2009/10/05(Mon)13:23 No. 58081 ID: 18212a
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>>58073
"I'm sorry, but I have my hands full with this collapsed woman. You'll have to call 9-
Did you say corner of Franklin and Harrison? Just who the hell are you?"

>>58081
"Oh right, your name is Ashcroft. My apologies, I forgot in all the confusion. We are from the Wire, and we've been assisting Joanne here in her investigation."

"First off, make sure Joanne is stable enough to transport. Then we need you to get her somewhere safe and secluded until she can recover. We can fill in any questions you might have but we don't want to disturb you from your work."

Fursecution NOW Ashcroft 2009/10/05(Mon)13:41 No. 58090 ID: 18212a
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>>58082
"Friends of miss Joanna, huh? Well, she's in neurogenic shock by the looks of it. I can't move her far, but I have a car nearby but she needs dopamine, or atropine or something. What did she do?"

>>58090
Scanned the IPD database for the chip you extracted. Seems she stumbled into something big.

Getting her to a place where you two can hide seems like the best idea.

Fursecution NOW Ashcroft 2009/10/05(Mon)13:59 No. 58103 ID: 18212a
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>>58097
"Right. I'll take her to my place."



"Don't you die on me, miss. I can't have you dying on me now."

>>58103
Make sure to barricade your place.
This might involve more... um... Large, hairy interruptions.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/05(Mon)14:22 No. 58118 ID: 18212a
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>Prepare for insertion. LZ hot.
>Roger on hot LZ.
>Squads one and two deploy.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/05(Mon)14:24 No. 58119 ID: 18212a
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Target acquired command.
Please advise.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/05(Mon)14:46 No. 58136 ID: 18212a
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>Terminate target immediately.
Roger that command.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/05(Mon)15:10 No. 58159 ID: 18212a
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>"Am I patchin through?"
"Repeat that command?"
>"Yeah, sorry to interrupt your little nightmare, Joanne. Ya can see me right?"
"It's kinda hazy. Lot's of static."
>"Fuck yeah. I'm a fuckin genius. Ok listen up, Joanne, here's the shit. The cunts put a virus in your head. I think I stomped it, but your chip's shot. No big loss, it's a piece of shit anyway. But you best find yasself a new head doctor."
"Who the hell are you?"
>"Nobody important. We'll talk later. Go back to sleep. You'll need it."

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/05(Mon)15:25 No. 58163 ID: 18212a
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Uhhh.
Where the hell am I?

End of cutscene and time for sleep.

>>58163
Realise that someone had to remove your pants.
Narrow down the suspects to the only person present.
Become irate.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/06(Tue)13:21 No. 58751 ID: 18212a
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>>58198
Huh? Pants?
-.-
He is so dead. So. Fucking. Dead.
Where's my glasses? I need to assault someone.

>>58751
Hey now, wait a minute. The guy's a doctor. You were in shock, he saved your life.

Oh wait, how are we even seeing this? Is there a camera in the room? We obviously have audio input, do we have speakers?

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/06(Tue)13:43 No. 58776 ID: 18212a
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You're seeing me? But ho-
THAT FUCKIN PERV, WHAT'S HE HAVIN CAMERAS IN HIS BEDROOM FOR? FUCK.

AND YOU FUCKIN.... DOUBLE PERVERT PEEPIN TOMS.
JESUS.

>less /dev/current_node | grep cam
camera 0: MobPhone/AshcroftJ-992

>>58776
Don't worry, the picture's extremely blurry. He left his camera phone here so we could watch you and talk to you once you came to. The doc's not a bad guy. He put himself in danger to save your ass.

Remember what I said about your charisma? This'd be a good time to take a couple levels of not-being-an-ungrateful-bitch.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/06(Tue)14:10 No. 58813 ID: 18212a
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>>58786
...
Shit.
I'm being a horrible bitch at him aren't I?
None of this is his fault. I've done nothing but lie and cause trouble for him. And then he saved my life.

I feel like shit.

>>58813
Holy crap, this is the best drawing you've done yet. Just saying.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/06(Tue)14:40 No. 58867 ID: 18212a
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...
Hurting people 'sall I'm good for.
...
Shit.

>>58867
It could be worse.
At least you realise when you hurt the wrong people (which I might add you haven't yet.)
Go find him and make him pancakes or something.

>>58867
Yeah, you haven't hurt anybody yet. Remember, you're on a mission to help people. If you have some scrapes, cuts, and mishaps along the way, it just means you're learning and growing. So long as you are learning. And recognition is the first step toward growing.

So cheer up and don't worry about it. You've faced the bad attitude and now you can move past it.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/06(Tue)15:18 No. 58932 ID: 18212a
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>>58881
>>58900
I... guess you're right.
I feel like I should do something nice for him.
...
Pancakes. I can do that.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/06(Tue)15:28 No. 58942 ID: 18212a
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He's... been sleeping on the couch.

While I slept in his bed.

Even when there was room.

>>58942
>whiteknight.jpg

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/06(Tue)15:30 No. 58945 ID: 18212a
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...

>>58945

Stop with your "out of nowhere" perverse ideas and get cooking!

STARVING PEOPLE OVER HERE.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/06(Tue)16:19 No. 59014 ID: 18212a
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>>58964
Bu-
I wasn'-

Shut up.

>>59014

Sprinkle it with SUNRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISE :3

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/06(Tue)16:43 No. 59038 ID: 18212a
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>"Miss Joanna?"
"Umm. Good morning... I umm made you breakfast."
>"That's very kind of you, miss Joanna."
Goddamnit stop calling me miss Joanna.

>>59025
>Sunrise
Wait. Sunrise.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT I MISSED WORK.

Oh for fuck's sake am I up shit creek now.
Fucking fuckety fuck.

Can't you just call in sick or something? Besides, its alright. Remember, we're onto something big here. That fire-brigade job doesn't matter anymore. We'll be a Jager soon.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/07(Wed)05:28 No. 59400 ID: 18212a
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>>59053
We're supposed to call in advance. Worth a shot anyways.
>"What's wrong, miss Joanna?"
"I missed work last night. My boss's gonna chew my ass off."
>"Would it help if I gave you some medical leave?"
"..."
>"Doctor."
"Umm, would you?"
>"Sure thing, miss Joanna."
"And umm. You can call me Joanne."
>"Ok, Joanne. So... you're chipped, right? Some of the Wirefolk called me while you were out."
"... yeah."
>"Are they watching now?"
"... yeah."
>"Are they talking to you now?"
"umm..."
>"Well, it's not polite to whisper."

> Dialing 415 570 6777 1912
> Set mode: Conference
> Audio: Speaker

>>59400
"Hey Doc, this just in: You're awesome."

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/07(Wed)06:26 No. 59404 ID: 18212a
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>>59401
>"Why, thank you. So, what's the deal with the chip you had me extract?"
>"I... well... There's really no way to explain without making me seem like a selfish bitch, is there? No.. thought not. I needed to get some merit to get into the Jäger training program. So, uhh. I came to steal the chip so I can track down some- Don't look at me like that."
>"..."
>"It's not like I had a choice, man. It's the only lead I got and my grades ain't good enough to get in."
>"..."
>"A little help here?"

>>59404
"There's more to it than that. Joanne here is a understandably caught up in her stake in this. But there's more at stake than that. The furry you removed the chip from contacted us before we met Joanne. He had a chip and was on the Wire. This is potentially the beginning of something dangerous, and we could not risk it being overlooked.

"Turns out the stakes were higher than even we had imagined. Had we not convinced Joanne to investigate the furries would have recovered the corpse along with the chip, and you'd be several shades of crimson decorating the morgue's walls.

"And yes, this will likely get Joanne promoted which, from what we've seen, she deserves. It's a win-win scenario. We're just sorry it had to involve you in this mess, although we do appreciate everything you've done to help."

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/07(Wed)10:47 No. 59420 ID: 18212a
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>>59405
>"I see. And yes, I would probably be pushing up daisies if she hadn't been there. That doesn't exactly make what she was doing right."
>"I... sorry."
>"... oh hell. Take the phone and call your boss. Let's get that business sorted out first."
>"Okay."

>Connection on hold.
>Dialing 415 570 5042 6552
>"You've reached the 81st Illinois Fire Brigade, how may I help you?"
>"Could you connect me to captain Smythe please?"
>"Connecting."
>"Yes?"
>"This is-"
>"BAXTER, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? YOU BEST HAVE A FUCKING GOOD EXPLANATION OR I'M FIRING YOUR ASS RIGHT NOW."
>"I'm, uh, not feeling too good."
>"Are you not familiar with the regulations, Baxter? Or did it slip your mind that you must report illness BEFORE your shift begins, NOT after? I've had it with you Baxter. Get your ass to the precinct so I can fire you. And where the hell are you calling from, this isn't your listed number."
>"I'm... calling from the doctor's."
>"[Give me the phone]"
>"[Huh?]"
>"Good morning, captain Smythe. This is doctor Ashcroft. My patient has only just now regained consciousness, and has been unable to call you earlier. She is currently recuperating from severe post-traumatic shock. Miss Baxter hasn't been subjected to any undue stress at work, has she?"
>"Erm... no, no undue stress."
>"[The fucker had me ride outside the hull during phasing.]"
>"Oh really? That's not what I've heard."
>"Erm..."
>"She is perfectly within her rights to sue the Fire Brigade for damages. Don't make it any worse by attempting to illegally terminate her employment."
>"Erm. Right."
>"I am placing her on two week sick leave as of this moment. I trust you won't have any problems with that?"
>"Erm. No, none whatsoever."
>"Good. Have a good day now, captain Smythe."
>Connection terminated
>Resume connection.

>"-ow's that?"
>"How the hell did you do that? Nobody shuts that fucker up."
>"Language."
>"You're not gonna tell me are ya?"
>"Nope. So... What happens next? You're off chasing furries?"
Mmm. So what does happen next?

[Editor's note: Sorry for the wall of text.]

>>59420
"Hey Doc, this just in: You're still awesome." :3

"But seriously though, we need to look into getting you a new chip, Joanne. Remember, something about a virus and some weird guy taking care of it but your chip is fried. How would you go about getting one? Preferably a better/newer model than last time..."

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/07(Wed)11:35 No. 59442 ID: 18212a
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>"I'll... take a shower and be off. I've given you enough trouble already."
>"... right."

>>59431
You guys saw that too? I thought that was just another fucked up dream. Huh, yeah. Looks like the bandwidth has dropped to around a quarter of what it was....
Maybe I should try to find a black market vendor. That'd be a good opportunity to snoop around for that furry-chip I got.

>>59442
Hmm, I'm a bit wary of you using any chip you find on the black market, but if you can find a new one for cheap...

Why not use the official procurement methods though? Wouldn't owning an illegal chip jeopardize your chances of getting into the BlutJägers?

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/07(Wed)12:07 No. 59458 ID: 18212a
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"I'm leaving now."
>"Joanne. Don't get killed all right?"
"I try."
>"And remember to hydrate. Three liters minimum today, kapisch?"
"All right, all right."
>"You're still recovering. I wasn't kidding about that two week sick leave."
"Yeah. Look... Thanks. Goodbye."
>"... Good luck."

>>59450
Well, there's three ways I could do this. I could go to one of the big name brands, Kyocera, Konami-Fujitsu, Silica 'nall that. They cost an arm and a leg, an they have a two-week line at best. But they got all kinds of guarantees and support plans an shit.
I could go to some local head-shop and get a custom chip. Custom is just a fancy name for "shit they slapped together in the back room", but some of them do very good work. It's hit or miss really. I got mine from one of the locals, but they ain't in business anymore.
Or I could try to find a black market chip. That's even more hit or miss. They got some top-o-the-line experimental shit an pretty cheap too, but if ya don't know who to talk to you'll wind up with a brain-infection an' missin kidneys.

>>59458
Well then, the question is: do you know who to talk to?

I guess if you don't we could always help out anyway. Let's go ahead and give the black market a try.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/07(Wed)12:38 No. 59470 ID: 18212a
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>>59460
I don't really. I could ask Biax, my mechanic, if he knows. Not really his field but he might know a guy who knows a guy and so on. Or I could just head downtown and ask around. I know a few wirehead hangouts.

So, what's my destination?
(and why do I feel so rotten?)

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/07(Wed)14:23 No. 59544 ID: 18212a
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-eading me?
Fuck these cheap-ass chips.
Hey, you back on?

Yeah I'm gonna check with Biax first.

>"Weh be clos'- ey Jay! Wazza doin ere gial? Ya breekin sommat?"
>"Mornin, Biax. You closed?"
>"No fo ya, gial. Wazzaya needin?"

>>59544
... Do we have a program to translate that into actual English? Because I have no idea...

Anyway, try and get a reliable contact from him. Safety is first concern, then we can search for possible experimental awesome chips. Ask him for someone he trusts who sells what we're looking for. Then quality next. Then price.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/07(Wed)16:40 No. 59782 ID: 18212a
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>>59583
I can try translating.
He's saying that they're open.

"I fried my chip. I know this ain't your line o business but do you know anyone who could fix me up with a new one? I don't care if it's legit or not, if ya catch my drift"
>"... Me no knowin enithin boud eni illega chips, gial."
"Oh come on Biax, it's me yer talkin to."
>"Be bad noos, gial. Me a worra boud ya."
"I can take care o meself, Biax."
>"Dere be disia korea mon. Im connected. Im business. Bu' im dangeroos. Ya watch yastep, gial. Don' let im know ya firemon, or ya be floatin facedown inna lake. Me be warnin ya, Jay."
"Ok, ok, I'll watch my step. Where is he?"
>"Cyberia club. Downtown. Kim Gu im called. Neva withou black suit an tie."
"Thanks, Biax. Oh, and I also banged up my helmet during the last op. Could you get that fixed?"
>"Shur ding, gial."

Ok, so. There's this korean guy downtown, who supposedly has connections in the business. Cyberia Club.

ａｎｄ　ｙｏｕ　ｄｏｎ＇ｔ　ｅｖｅｎ　ｆｅｅｌ　ａ　ｔｈｉｎｇ
Let's go meet the guy, if all goes well you'll get closer to figuring this out.

Does your boy there sell anything bigger under the counter? There's a big wolf going around and it eats bullets for breakfast. Bonus points for something concealable but I'll take something that you have to hide in your car. You have a car, right?

>>59782
We probably should've asked this a while ago, but how much money do you have? Will it be necessary to divert funds discretely into your account?

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/07(Wed)17:27 No. 59906 ID: 18212a
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>>59840
I've got three grand an somethin saved up. It ain't much, but it'd buy me a new chip at least. Not a fancy legit one, but somethin at least.

>"Ya wantin somma dis?"
"Sure."

>>59809
"I need a bigger gun. Anythin ya could do?"
>"Me be havin a copla guns, bu' me kiaan sell em. No lisence."
I dunno what I was expecting, he's a mechanic not a gunsmith.
"Do you know anyone who could set me up?"
>"Ya ken see Kambui. Im keepin shop too stree's down. Im one o dem Rastas, bu' well known. Respec."
"Thanks."
>"Tell im Biax sendin ya. Im only sells ta odder Jamaacans."
"I'll keep that in mind."

>>59798
I think I should see a man about a gun first.

A'ight, thank m'breda. Own ya' one, I'll g'wan n' deal wid de' boy down the street, seen. Tsk, seen ya'.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/07(Wed)19:43 No. 60243 ID: 18212a
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"A'ight, thank m'breda. Own ya' one, I'll g'wan n' deal wid de' boy down the street, seen. Tsk, seen ya'."
>"Eh? Whazwrong widya?"
"See ya 'round, Biax."
>"Mmhm."

>>60243
Don't forget to throw in a, "One love" before ya go!

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/08(Thu)16:45 No. 60851 ID: 18212a
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"One love, Biax."
>"Shur, bwhy. Fi da odda way."



Uhh. This looks like the place. How should I approach them?

Well, first you should locate Kambui. Probably the one in the back but it's rude to assume. Probably should just ask for him.

Let me try something here to help.

//Run carnivore [F.B.I]
~Search Phone #numbers #names
~Local Area: 50 meters

>>60851
Make sure to be respectful. Rastas don't tend to be too strict on expected behavior, but they don't appreciate anyone harshing their mellow. So be confident, but not cocky. Focused, but not pushy. Don't appear nervous at all and you should be fine.

//Activate Audio: Voice emulation soft
~Set emulation file: Biax
~send voice message: Ey Jay! Do me and mine sound like Biax? We can callup a'head fo' ya' to let Im' pass ya' if need.

But if you're confident and polite just say Biax sent you. Just testing the limits of our abilities here for future threats, it's not always we have this much power. I wonder what else we can do.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/08(Thu)18:15 No. 60924 ID: 18212a
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>>60869
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AAAAAAGH FUCK
I'm running unfiltered. It's all I got the bandwidth for.
Fuuuck.
Brain freeze.

Don't fucking do that again.
Jesus fuck.

No more experimentin til we get a new chip, aight?

But I'll just ask.
>>60874
Yeah yeah golden road, peace with the universe. Very dao.

"'xcuse me, I'm lookin for mister Kambui?"
>"Wazza balmon ready deh ina Rasta block?"
"Look, I have business with him."
>"Ooman so yu can be inna crosses round ere. Yu waan a grindsman so I fi protec-"
"I can take care o meself. Biax sent me."
>"Biax? Dat wicked ha'bal mon, nuh?"
"What d'ya mean wicked?"
>"E neva come fi nyabingi. No down wid Jah."
"Huh. I never knew. But is Kambui around?"
>"E ova dar."

So yeah. That's him in the back.
Any last minute advice?
And don't fucking dare blast my ears again with datagrams.

>>60924
Well, make sure you mention right away that Biax sent you, since Kambui doesn't deal with non-Jamaicans normally.

And don't spend too much. A gun is good, but honestly we're probably you're most useful weapon, so a good chip would be a wiser purchase.

Whoops, sorry. This complicates getting money for the new chip. When is your next payday? Anyways, show respect and don't act like you've got more money than you do. If he asks what is it you need the gun for tell the truth. It's for a big scary furry that likes playing big bad wolf.

>"E neva come fi nyabingi. No down wid Jah."
Can I get a translation for this?

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/08(Thu)19:40 No. 61002 ID: 18212a
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[Reuploaded for typo derp]


>>60936
I didn't quite catch that myself. I think he's saying that they're butthurt 'cuz Biax isn't Rasta, and doesn't show up for their weed-smoking, psalm-chanting sessions. Sounds like a load of bull to me.

>>60927
Yeah, good point.
"Good day, mister Kambui. Biax sent me."
>"I be no mister if ya, dawta o Babylon. Whaddya waan, mon?"
"I need a new gun. I hear your the guy to talk to."
>"Ya gotta lotta nerve comin ere, mon. I don sell fi baldmon an I an I don' like Biax, e labbin is teet too much."
"It's really important, Kambui."
>"Wazzaya take I fo? A always importan. Whydya tink Babylon bizness bigga imprtan dan Rasta bizness? Nuh? Whyd-I need fi sell ya anythin, mon? Fo all I know, ya be informa."

I think he's gonna to need a bit of convincing. The truth is probly on the right track, but I ain't that big with words. Any ideas?

"Listen, I'm really sorry for barging in your turf like this but I have very little choice. Shit is going down and I'm in the middle of it. I almost died last night and I've got no time to waste if I want to stay alive. There's a big bad wolf going around and it's coming after me. I need protection, I've got nowhere else to go."

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/09(Fri)17:04 No. 61816 ID: f0c8b3
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>>61020
"Listen, I'm really sorry for barging in your turf like this but I don't got a choice. I'm smack in the middle o some bad shit. Last night I put eight rounds through the head of a four hundred kilo furry without even slowing the fucker down. I'm not asking you for charity, just that you sell me a bigger gun."
>"Wha' 'appen fi da furra?"

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/09(Fri)17:51 No. 61826 ID: f0c8b3
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"I set the fucker on fire."
>"Awight bwoy. Mebbe I an I be doin bizness."

Hell yeah. Still got it.

So, looks like he's got quite a few guns in here. And a price-list. Cute.
Let's see.

H&K UMP for 700. An all 'round SMG. A bit on the large side.
FN P90 for 760. Nice and compact. Oughta be enough.
A .454 Casull longslide for 420. Fuckin a as far as pistols go. If that doesn't punch it nothing will.
A Steyr TMP is 570. Yon standard machine pistol I guess.
A lupara 400. Looks homemade. And awesome.

I've left out a lot of smaller caliber pistols and jesus christ is that an M4? Are these guys going to war or something? It's a bit bulky for me, and it costs 1100. So yeah maybe not.


What should I pick? The lupara, the TMP and the Casull are the easiest to conceal, the SMG's not so much.

Lupara. Custom is awesome. So, he doesn't have any chips for you?

>>61826
I think we need penetrating power the most, here. And nothing penetrates like a .454, so I vote for the Casull longslide. And the fact that it's pretty cheap is a definite bonus.

Go with the .454 Casull. Cheap enough that we'll still have enough for a nice new chip, and it'll kill that overgrown teddy bear.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/09(Fri)18:24 No. 61839 ID: f0c8b3
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>>61828
>>61833
>>61834

I guess I'll take a smoke to think about it.
The Casull does sound pretty good. The right size, the right price, the right power. Well, technic'ly the .56 SE has more stopping power but I'd break my fucking wrist trying to shoot one of those. 'sides, that whole caliber is just a dick thing.

I should look into some new threads too, since these ain't exactly ideal for concealin guns. Or I could just swing by my place and pick up a trench.

>>61839
Casull, definitely. And maybe see if you can trade your old gun in for the lupara, too.

Go with Casull, what your old pistol can't handle it can and I don't want to think of a situation where we need TMP.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/10(Sat)05:23 No. 62054 ID: f0c8b3
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Oh baby. A Casull .454 semi-auto.

I'll take one for home and one for the office.

"I'll take this. Can I trade in my old gun? Maybe for that lupara over there?"
>"Let I taak a look."
C'mon.
>"I pay yu too hundrit."
Bull. The damn thing cost like seven when I got it. So you think I should take the deal?
What's that, six hundred or so if I take the Casull and the lupara and sell my old gun. Maybe a hundred extra for ammo.

>>62054
Go for it. What's an extra couple hundred compared to keeping all your limbs attached to the right places, right?

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/10(Sat)07:08 No. 62075 ID: f0c8b3
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Ok, so now I've got the Casull plus sixty rounds, two eight round magazines, the lupara plus forty shells. It's break-action, holds two shells at a time. Total of seven hundred.
>"Jah guide wid em furras, bwoy."
"Thanks."

Ok, where to. I doubt the Cyberia is open yet, so I have some time to kill. Any thoughts?

Is there a shooting range? You might want to put a few rounds through your new guns to get acclimated.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/10(Sat)07:21 No. 62077 ID: f0c8b3
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>env-update
>automapper resume

Yeah there's a shooting range, but they don't open until noon. So... an hour. I guess I'll grab some suche.

>>62077
That's the second time you've mentioned that. What is 'suche'?

But yeah, picking up your trench coat sounds like a good idea. Nothing says 'awesome' like a mini-shotgun hidden in a trench coat!

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/10(Sat)13:46 No. 62246 ID: f0c8b3
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>>62089
Suche's food. Made out of soy and offworld lichen. I ordered some with egg and shrimp. Well, fake egg and fake shrimp. It's not like I could afford the real stuff.

I picked up a catalogue from Devera. I can pick out new clothing while I eat. I would've just picked up my trench but it's not warm enough. The autumns' blowin all kinds of hell.

Lemme show ya how these things work.

kay, let's give it a look.

Oops, I guess we forgot to consider the weather. Are you sure you can't just layer clothes though? Some warm clothes with a trench coat on top?

Then again I live in Florida so I have no idea how one deals with cold weather...

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/10(Sat)14:07 No. 62265 ID: f0c8b3
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>>62256
Nah, sushi's freakin expensive gourme. Real, actual fish. With fins an scales an shit.

But yeah. This thing. Devera's one of those companies that don't actually stock clothin. They fab em by request. This pad lets me choose pretty much any existing piece of clothing, or design em myself. Y'all can connect direct to it and upload your suggestions. An don't worry. I turned the id10t-mode on so it'll fix any little mistakes an adjust it to my size an all that.

After we're done I'll send it back to the fabbers and get it delivered in like three hours or so.

Any questions? If not, send me yer suggestions. Preferably somethin that can take a Chicago autumn.

Something gray with black fur fluff is totally in. Black pants are okay and you can run in them, otherwise skirt would be fashionable.

You're a badass babe hunting down mutants in a cyberpunk future. If there's ever a time for a trenchcoat and shades, this is it.

Durandal!swQABHZA/E 2009/10/10(Sat)14:35 No. 62280 ID: f7ac6f
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>>62265
Blankets are okay, but they can slip and slide. And when you need to reach for something, your hands are trapped inside.

But now there's the Snuggie, the blanket that has sleeves!

Gotta fursecute them all GREEN!!IzZTIxBQH1 2009/10/10(Sat)14:46 No. 62284 ID: 9e9b47
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>>62265

This will certainly keep you warm, and is very fashionable.

Durandal!swQABHZA/E 2009/10/10(Sat)15:14 No. 62311 ID: f7ac6f
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>>62265
Bam. Stylish.

Insomnia 2009/10/10(Sat)15:33 No. 62330 ID: aba0a3
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Skull cap to keep the hair out of the face and eyes. Stabilizer gloves to keep hands steady if required to use a weapon. A tight fitting curved zip-top to conform tight to the body and keep the breasts from shifting painfully if required to move quickly. A fitting pair of pants. Loose enough to run, tight enough to get out of the way. A cross belt to provide room for many tools, and comfortable work shoes with steel toes to prevent foot injuries.

... I don't remember Joanne being so... well equipped.

The Fursecutor Joanne 2009/10/12(Mon)05:58 No. 63376 ID: f0c8b3
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>>62284
Beat it, Steve.

>>62280
...

>>62311
Looks nice but not warm enough.

>>62334
Oh thank you ever so much for reminding me.
Way to make me feel self-conscious.

>>62330
That's pretty solid. I already own a pair of combat boots so I'll just use them.
Still looks a bit chilly, and there's nowhere to stash the guns.

>>62272
Trench. Right.

So how does that look guys? Colors good? I don't usually care 'bout that stuff so I don't have a good eye for that.

>>63376

Yes, well.. it was like looking at "the largest breasts in porn", more full of silicone than warehouse full of computers. Or one of those hyperfurs that I would rather not think of.

Full-throttle.jpg

>I don't have a good eye for that.

Eeeeeeeeee, it burns! It burns! Oh, the humanity!

Uh, I mean.. great taste.. in clothing. It's uncanny how well it suits you.

>>63376
Get a ski mask and some overmittens to keep in the pockets.
Relatedly, pick up some pepper spray- they should have more sensitive noses, right?

>>63376
I dunno about the tan on dark gray on white on blue color scheme... But I'm guessing blue is your favorite color, so what the hey. Go for it.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/12(Mon)09:32 No. 63407 ID: f0c8b3
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>>63389
Well... do you have a better idea?

>>63383
Fabbing a skimask is way more expensive than buying one off the rack. Too much composite materials. I can grab a pair of mitts from home at some point.

Good idea with the pepper-spray, though I prefer sprayin napalm.

>>63379
Thanks, wiseass.


Imma send the order unless ya have some pressin grand new ideas.

S'good. All we need now is homebrewn hooch in a paper bag and a drum with fire lit in it. I would recommend a cardboard box but your apartment already fits the bill. The color scheme my god.

So, will we be waiting for nightfall before checking out the club? How do you usually pass your time? Buying chips? Shooting targets? Playing doctor with the doc?

>>63407
Well, a full preparedness kit should probably have some flashbangs and maybe some kinds of gas weapons other than the pepper spray, but this should do until you find out the deal with the chip and get in REAL trouble.

Not speaking from foreknowledge, just genre awareness.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/12(Mon)10:30 No. 63434 ID: f0c8b3
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[animated]
Yeah screw you guys.

>>63415
It's not like I care.

But yeah, I guess I'll hit the range.

>>63418
Happen to know anyplace where I could score that sorta hardware?

>>63434
That would be the problem with the idea, yes.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/12(Mon)10:57 No. 63451 ID: f0c8b3
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[The firing range. One round later.]

...

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/12(Mon)11:03 No. 63457 ID: f0c8b3
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[Two hours and two hundred rounds later]

I AM MARRYING THIS GUN

MAI WAIFU

Which one

>>63457
That's the spirit, girlie! Know the gun, LOVE the gun!

>>63457
No one's looking. (well, except us.)
Lick the barrel.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/12(Mon)12:10 No. 63493 ID: f0c8b3
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>>63459
The Casull, of course.

>>63467
[animated]

>>63493
Alright, enough of that. You could menace the fatty on your way out, but we probably want to keep a lower profile than that. To Cyberia!

>>63493

What are you looking at pal?... Goddamn interruptions. His gun dosen't even compare to ours. Shoo.

Well, I guess it's time to re-enact terminator club scene. Except we're the little girl and the target is an extremely well protected gangster who'll probably kill us the moment we open our yap about the chip.

How exactly are we going about this? Does he own the club? Would the info be found on his personal computer instead of throwing our life away by annoying him? Can we catch him while he is taking a whizz and threaten to blow off his jewels? So many questions.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/12(Mon)13:23 No. 63507 ID: f0c8b3
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>>63498
"What'cha looking at, pal?"
>"S-sorry maam but you're in my-"
"What's it to you?"
>"You're over your time. It's my turn."
"Beat it, punk."
>"I-I-I believe it's my turn. I c-could get the manager and-"
"Yeah whatever, loser."

I'm outta here.
Derrick don't like trouble in his range even from vee eye pee customers. Prob'ly doesn't help that I just redlined my ammo allowance, either.


>>63498
Huhm. I'm not exactly sure how I should do this. Now, if it was furries we'd seal the perimeter, get the chopper on standby, one team contain the stairwells and a second team sweeping and clearing one floor at a time. Not really applicable here, eh.

But lessee... I've only been in there once, not really my kinda club. Lots of rich white kids, prob'ly some high-end drug sales, some shitty DJ tryin his best to look like a total ass-hat. Also the booze costs three times what it should.
The place is in three floors. Bottom floor has the main dance floor an a bandstand plus a bar, the second floor had a bar, the bathrooms, some tables an shit. The third floor had a bunch of pretty secluded stalls if I remember correctly. That's probably where my man Kim Gu is hidin at.
There was an elevator in there but the last time I was there it wasn't working. One stairwell, plus a fire escape that only goes up to the second floor.
Now Cyberia has a strict no-weapons policy and they have a scanner at the front door. They keep a weapon lockup there too I think. I wasn't packin last time.

We can dig up the floorplan while I go and get my new threads. Anythin specific y'all need to figure out a plan?

>>63507

Well, the fire escape is very intresting. They always have alarms if you open them but if you have some way of bypassing that it would be perfect. Elevator not working is also nice if the club is part of another building like almost all are. That would place the top shaft accessible from other sectons of house. Also behind alarm but if you can bypass it would lead straight to third floor. Both can serve as quick getaways.

You really need a new chip. If only to access supposed laptops or bypass stuff. Can you get a cheap one with limited toolset or a handheld computer for that?

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/13(Tue)06:04 No. 63889 ID: f0c8b3
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Imma swing by my place and grab the threads.

>>63510
I think I'd have better luck with the fire escape since the elevator's in plain sight. I'd attract attention coming through it.
I could also sneak my telescopic bo through the scanner. It's a plastic composite.

Anyway, I'm gonna scope the place out a bit once I get my-
"What the shit?"

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/13(Tue)06:22 No. 63893 ID: f0c8b3
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'Closed pending official investigation'?
What bullshit is this? They fucking sealed my apartment? What the hell?

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/13(Tue)07:03 No. 63903 ID: f0c8b3
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>"hullo Jay."
"WHA-"
>"hullo Jay."
"Kurt you asshole. You nearly gave me a goddamn heart attack." and nearly shot you too.
>"sorry Jay."
"Jesus. Do you know what's this malarkey about?"
>"some mibs came and searched the place. i couldn't risk them catching me so i just watched them through the security feeds. i told you so. now do you believe me?"
Urrgh. Yeah this is Kurt. My neighbor. He's a conspiracy theorist, an agoraphobe, a mysophobe, a creepy motherfucker and a grade A loon. I have never seen him leave his apartment or even talk to anyone else besides me. And I wish he hadn't done that either.
"No, I'm pretty sure the frekin Illuminati didn't break into my apartment. Christ."
>"you'll see the truth eventually, Jay."
Hrrgh.
So what now?

Do you think you can break in to your apartment, or unlock the door? at the very least you need to get your new clothes. Ask crazypants if he knows a way to get in, assuming you can't.

>>63903
Let's not forget our hacker powers here, guys.

Let's run a search on Joanne Baxter through police/FBI investigation reports filed within the last couple days.

Oh, hey.. now we really need that cardboard box. You'll probably want to ring the doc when the time comes but we still got work to do.

Breaking and entering your own home.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/13(Tue)11:10 No. 64019 ID: f0c8b3
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>"hey Jay."
"Yeah?"
>"please take your parcel. it has germs in it. i disinfected the outside but it's probably crawling with em."
"Where'd you get this?"
>"the delivery man. he said he had to give it to someone so i used your id."
"I... I'm not going to ask how or why you have my ID. Thanks for getting my stuff for me."

>>63934
>Arrest warrant retrieved.
>Subject: Baxter, Joanna
>Female, single.
>Age: 26
>Addr: 82A17 Ap.B. 7554 / 49
>Hold for questioning
>Note: Warrant issued from Corporate on 14:37 8/9/63
>Notify corridor nine on arrest.

>>63955
>>63928
I can get past the seal all right, but it'll trip an alarm. Once I do that I have about two minutes to make myself real scarce.

>>64019
How about a window?
Are there any other entrances?

>>64019

May as well take the package. Let's see... are there air vents in your apartment? Classy way to enter. The windows would work to. Alternatively, don't break the seal: Remove it without doing so (and a portion of the door, but I don't think you have the tools).

But first thing's first! Do you have a generic-looking getaway vehicle ready? No? You had better get one. Preferably one of those nice ones with digital (and alterable) plates. Mmnn.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/13(Tue)14:49 No. 64160 ID: f0c8b3
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"Yeah gimme the box. Thanks for holdin on to it."
>"..."
"I'll bring ya some more tinfoil the next time I'm out."

>>64034
>>64042
I'm not gonna climb to the twenty-first floor. No freakin way.
And the airduct is out, whoever designed this building read the evil overlord list.

Hmm. I s'pose I could cut through this. But it'd trip the alarm anyway. My best bet would be to hack the seal it once I get a workin chip, or a quick smash-and-grab. Then again... do I really need anything from there? I've got the essentials already.

As for rides, I've been using the subway to get around. I could call Raz and ask if he'd lend me his wheels.
...
Oh, he's from my squad. He's pretty down with shit.
Should I drop him a call?

Oh yeah.
>Connection suspended by remote host
>Connection restored
How do I look?

>>64160
Needs an eyepatch, scraggly beard, and bandoleer of grenades.

>>64160
Pretty good, but next should be getting a new and hopefully working chip.

>>64160
Yes, new chip first and foremost. The apartment fiasco can wait. Get a ride if you need it but let's head to the black market now.

Oh and... you uh, you look good. Your clothes, I mean.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/18(Sun)14:05 No. 66347 ID: f0c8b3
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Ok guys, I'm headin to Cyberia. I couldn't find the official blueprints on the wire. The building could so old that they only have hardcopies down in the city archives, no online scans or some lazy ass shit like that. I know that this korean guy don't own the place, this minnesotan...ean guy whazzisname owns it.

Hang on I'll sketch ya a map from what I can remember.

>>66347

Uh, we are getting a strange message here. You aren't being hacked or something?

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/18(Sun)14:28 No. 66362 ID: f0c8b3
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You readin this?

So what's my plan-o-entry? The way I see it we've got three ways in.
A) Front door, leave the guns.
B) Fire escape, get in on the second floor.
C) Try to break in through the elevator.
D) Some other hackneyed plan.

Whassit gonna be?

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/18(Sun)15:10 No. 66427 ID: f0c8b3
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>>66359
Nah, don't be ridiculous. These chips've got crazy hard protection. We're talkin 64kQbit encryption'n shit here. It's not likthey're hurting mee anythin could crack that. So yeah. What's the plan?

>>66427
Well we gotta keep the gun. We just got it. I say fire escape.

>>66427
>It's not lik"they're hurting me"e anythin could crack that

Joanna, did you forget that dream you had that wasn't a dream because we saw it too? You have a virus in your chip. The feed is corrupted. We're getting messages from someone asking for help who says that they're hurting him.

It's important to note that anything we're receiving from you now cannot be trusted. The link has been compromised and we cannot judge the integrity of received information. You need to be understand that our advice might be based on faulty information, or you may even receive incorrect commands altogether. You're going to have to show some initiative and act largely without us until you can get a new chip, because I'm not sure we'll be able to do more help than harm.

>>66455
We should trace where that other signal's coming from.

Yeah, don't blame us if you start seeing walls in code. Don't you dare to leave your waifu alone either.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/18(Sun)16:52 No. 66537 ID: f0c8b3
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>>66455

...
Shit.
I gotta get this chip out and fast.
How bad is it? Oh man... There's some really bad shit floatin around the Wire, but it's usually no problem what with em encryptions and such. This could be really, really bad. Like braindeath bad.

>>66460
Yeah, umm. I'm not an expert on that. I guess you oughta try that trace the next time ya see it, cuz I sure as hell didn't pick that up.

>>66446
>>66516
Yeah... I'm not gonna leave it either. The fire escape it is then.

Fire escape is the best idea. We might want to make it snappy before your brain stops working.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/19(Mon)01:53 No. 66795 ID: f0c8b3
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Ok, I've got this. We can ask for confirmation for stuff, right? To make sure I ain't seein ghosts.
I can see a bored-looking bouncer and a coupla poorly dressed punks. I'm gonna go around the back to that alley on the right.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/19(Mon)02:15 No. 66797 ID: f0c8b3
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Yeah there's the fire escape. One sec.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/19(Mon)02:30 No. 66802 ID: f0c8b3
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No *huff* biggie.

So now what?

That's the men's bathroom. No biggie, I'm sure everybody mistakes you.. makes a mistake once in a while. If anyone asks you've drunk too much.

The way looks clear, capitalize on that.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/19(Mon)12:50 No. 66884 ID: f0c8b3
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Locked. A sec.

There. Don't think anyone heard it what with the level of noise in the place.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/19(Mon)13:47 No. 66909 ID: f0c8b3
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Yeah the coast looks clear.
[animated]
>"And just exactly what were you doing back there, girl?"
Ohshit, what do I do? The drunk plan still on?

Angry drunk.
"What the fuck do you fucker want? Want to watch me take a fuckin piss you perverted motherfucker, I bet you do. Out of my way carrot top and use a lighter when you enter, whatever I ate smells like month old roadkill now. Enjoy shitcock."

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/19(Mon)14:27 No. 66919 ID: f0c8b3
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>>66914
Angry drunk, check.

"the fuckayou fucker want? fuckin perv peepin tom. watch me take a fuckin piss willya? i told er issnot safe with all em pervs around. getthfuckoffamyface, carrot top, or imma, imma call the cops on ya, fuckin perv."
>"Lady, I fuckin work here all right? Oh fuck this, no more service for you."
I guess it worked.

Well, good I guess. I'm just glad he didin't enter the bathroom and find broken glass just after we exited. No more service but we didin't come here to drink.

Continue towards the third floor carefully. Make note of any possible "obstacles" on your way.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/22(Thu)14:02 No. 68593 ID: f0c8b3
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One employee cleaning the stairs, two patrons up here. One big kinda guy, looks kinda high, and this guy with the paper. Must be my man. How should I do this?

>>68593
That isn't Kim Gu. He's not wearing a black suit and tie. He does look Korean though, so maybe he works for or knows Kim.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/22(Thu)14:54 No. 68618 ID: f0c8b3
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>>68602
What are you going on about? The suit looks black to me?

>>68618
Have you seriously already forgotten what I told you? The feed is corrupted and you can't trust anything we say.

Now quit wasting your time and approach him casually. Korean guys are big on honor and reputation, so stay respectful. Koreans bow when meeting people and during business transactions, so bowing when you walk up to him might be a good idea. Korean names are backwards, so call him 'Mr. Kim'. And if he does shake your hand, shake less firmly than an American handshake and for slightly longer. And bow while shaking hands too.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/22(Thu)16:17 No. 68656 ID: f0c8b3
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>>68627
Sorry. This is a bit confusing.
I'll try to be polite. An yeah I know 'bout the names an the bowin.

"Excuse me, I'm looking for mister Kim?"
>"You have foundu him. May I inquire as to the occasion?"
"I may have some business for you. My name is Joanne."
>"Please, be seatedu. And what exactly would this business be?"

One question Joanne. Are you into artificial neural networks or man-mashine interfaces? An ARcher fish implant wouldn't be bad for your accuracy, but I guess you're already content with that quality. Something else? Let's see what he has to offer.

OOC: if you don't know what an archer fish is, check out this youtube vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12g_TC_g6Eg&feature=related

Be straightforward with the problem. He will probably respect your balls.

“Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity.”
- Karl Marx
Tell him that you want to be Freed. Freed from your old vain life. Be straightforward, tell him that unless you change real fast, this hairy thing that's after you is going to rip you into pieces.

>>68891
We're not supposed to mention we work for the Fire Brigade, so that's probably not a good idea.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/24(Sat)16:20 No. 69162 ID: ac3813
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Joanne does not see the benefits of spitting.
Also, fukken line.

>>69162
Lay out the details and rewards, gloss over anything that incriminates you.
This is obviously a businessman who means business.

"I am looking for a new chip, and I can't afford any... official involvement. I need someone who can set me up with what I'm looking for discretely, and I trust you have the skills necessary to accomplish this."

>>69178
Go with this one, but don't say can't afford. Just say you need discretion.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/25(Sun)16:40 No. 69481 ID: ac3813
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>>69178
>>69264
"I am looking for a new chip, and I wish to avoid any official entanglements. I need someone who can set me up with what I'm looking for discreetly, and I hear you're the man for the job."
>"This is interestingu. What makes you think that?"
"Look, all I need's an address an I'm outta yer face, allrigh?"
>"You put me in an interestingu position, miss Joanne. A strangel wanders in and asks about expensive black market item. What guarantee do I have that you are not workingu for the police? Esupecially with that cheap wirejob with a/v broadcasting?"
Fuck. Fuck.
Do I deck im?

Just be honest. Your hooked up to us, The Wire as a whole or something. Hell we can hack the dance clubs shit and play any song you want right now. Just ask him what song he wants and we'll totally hack shit up for him. I hope he asks for Master Exploder by Tenacious D.

Tell him you used to work for the police, but not anymore. He can check. You're wanted. It might be a dangerous play, but it's better to seem ballsy and be honest. Lies catch up, eventually, especially if you aren't a practiced liar.

Can't hack a thing with a broken chip.

"Really, I would think a police operation would be a little better organized and not relying a stranger coming in asking things. No, this is personal business. Besides, this goes beyond simple pirated company chips in your brain however sophisticated. Do you even know what they are doing with the merchandize you provided?"

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/10/27(Tue)19:02 No. 69937 ID: 426169
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"Don't you think a sting op would be better planned? Yeah I have a chip. It's busted, and I need a new one before my synapses go past their sell-by date. I need to find a headshop that don't ask questions, ASA-fuckin-P. Now you gonna help me or not?"
>"Very well, miss Baxter. I will give you an addoressu. I will let them them know you are coming. The legality of any chips you purchase is of no relevance to me."
"Thank you, mister Kim."
>"Now get out of here before I change my mindo."

22 Keeney street, by the looks of it.
Do we need this guy for anythin else?

>>69937
Like he said, it's time to get out of there before he change his mindo. I mean really, you're lucky to get this outcome, pushing in any other direction is just going to blow it. Quit while you're ahead and all that jazz.

I can't think of anything. Of course, our brain not dying is more important than anything we could ask. We need to hightail it over there.

>>69937
Bow low, leggit.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/11/02(Mon)14:27 No. 71705 ID: 426169
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Hmm. Something didn't seem right about that Kim guy... Can't put my finger on it.

Oh well. I'm outta here. Which way?
[animated]

>>71705
Back out through A if that guy you angrydrunk'd at is gone.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/11/02(Mon)15:46 No. 71735 ID: 426169
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I ain't feelin too hot. Feels like I haven't slept in a week, ach'ly.

Looks like the coast is clear.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/11/02(Mon)16:06 No. 71736 ID: 426169
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>"Citizen. You are detained under suspicion of breaking an entering a private property. Get down on your knees with your hands over your head. Compliance is mandatory. Resistance will be met with controlled force."
Oh fuckin hell. An enforcer. I'll fuckin break that carrot-top fucktard.

What do I do? I could make a run for it and hope like hell he ain't augmented. Fight him?



Motherfuckin FOE

>>71736
Running for it would be the best option, since you have a gun. Get out and down the fire escape while trying to "augment" his face.

>>71705
Oh, and that map you sent us is a bit corrupted.

You've just bought a big, sexy gun. I recommend you use it.

>>71736
KILL MAIM BURN!

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/11/04(Wed)05:22 No. 72330 ID: 426169
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"I ain't goin to jail!"

>>72333

More powerful than drugs eh? Don't be afraid, this will be talked over. This will cost you something also, as you soon need to drastically change your appearance. Are there yet any eyewitnesses?

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/11/04(Wed)08:24 No. 72346 ID: 426169
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>>72341
Talked over? The. Shit? I just shot a cop dead.
...
"Whatcha lookin at?"
>"N-nothing. Please don't shoot."

Unless everybody has video uploads that have already made a recording of you, you're gonna have to shoot that guy too, sorry.

Also, time to bugger out, post haste.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/11/04(Wed)11:18 No. 72401 ID: 426169
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>"Please don't kill me."
"Shut up!"
>>72349
I can't do this. Not in cold blood.

Well, you're already wanted. There is kinda no reason to shoot her. Tell her "you never saw me" or something badass like that. Seriously, though, you need to bugger out.

Might wanna check her and the dead guy for weapons and take 'em with you before leaving. Don't wanna get shot in the back, do ya?

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/11/04(Wed)11:42 No. 72424 ID: 426169
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"You didn't see a damn thing, kapisch?"
>"Y-yes, si- mam."

Operation: Get Me The Fuck Outta Here commence.

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/11/04(Wed)11:59 No. 72432 ID: 426169
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>>72422
Oh come on, she's a damn waitress.
I don't have time to strip this guy down, but.... what's this?
A scrambler module? The hell?

But yeah I can't get his stunner off him, looks like an implant.

He's a part of the conspiracy, he's no cop! Unless scramblers while rare on cops aren't that unheard of then. I think we just kissed Jager's goodbye if he's a regular cop. Please tell me Jager's don't give a fuck about the law.

Will that keep you from being tracked? You need that shit!

Fursecution NOW Joanne 2009/11/05(Thu)14:19 No. 72788 ID: 426169
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>>72437
It's a device that let's the user disrupt the local Wire for a few moments. Cops sometimes use it during raids. Doesn't look like it was on or anythin.

>>72439
Well, nobody's gonna trace me through the wire when that thing's on for sure, but I ain't usin the wire for anythin either.

[animation]

WATCH OUT FOR THE MONSTER FROM THE TITLE CARD OGOD

Alright, let's save that scrambler for emergency situations, but right now you have a different kind of problem. That huge furry is either tracking you or just coincidentally happens to be below you.

Your top priority right now should be operation GTFO. You're a fugitive, so remember to think like one. Stick to places that aren't crowded, keep your face covered from cameras, try to look as inconspicuous as possible. Make your way to that address the Korean gave you so you can get a new chip ASAP.

TIME TO SETTTH THIS PLAACE ON FIIIIRRRRRE