Enemy 2014/07/02(Wed)09:24 No. 582441 ID: 186341
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"Dolphin."
"Too easy!"
"Jay Leno," you say.
"I'm not familiar."
"What about that old car you told me about?" you ask. "Your first."

"Aha! The car." She scratches her head. "Let me think. It's been a while since I've seen it. What the heck. Try and fail, but don't fail to try!"

She holds up the banana. "This might look a little freaky. Just warning you."
"I like freaky."
"Okay:"

Polyphema closes her eye and starts to stick her tongue out
and keeps going for like 3 seconds.
She unfurls the most staggeringly long tongue you've ever seen. You had no idea. She could tickle her clavicle with that thing.
Suddenly your throat is very dry.

Her tongue wraps around the banana and then she pulls it into her mouth.

Enemy 2014/07/02(Wed)09:24 No. 582442 ID: 186341
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She works for a solid two minutes.

Her fingers find your chest and she digs her fingernails into your left pec, bowing her head a little bit.

She makes a little gagging sound, and pulls the banana out of her mouth for a second. "Auch. I wasn't just being cute when I said they make them bigger here."
"You can-"
"No! No no. I'm good." She fixes her hair for a second then pushes it back into her mouth, up to the peel.

Every so often her tongue corkscrews out and around the banana, shaping it with surprising strength. You are unable to look away.

Enemy 2014/07/02(Wed)09:24 No. 582443 ID: 186341
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After another minute or two, she pulls a tiny jalopy out of her mouth, complete with side mirrors and a tiny hood ornament.

"Ta-daaaa!" she says. "How's that, Sculpting Minor?"

1]] Holy shit.
2]] Well done!
3]] Laugh your ass off.
4]] Kiss her.

>>582443
1, 2, 4. Try to make sure her tongue doesn't head down your throat during it, gagging during a kiss might be weird.

1, 2, 3, and then jokingly suggest segueing into 4.

>>582441
First 1

Then look closer into 2

After that 3

Maybe joke about 4

That car surprisingly looks like it's from the human's 40's

Are we sure there hasn't been any previous overlaps into their dimension before?

>>582447
Sounds about right.

>>582443
3 1 2 in that order

Enemy 2014/07/02(Wed)11:19 No. 582453 ID: 186341
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You laugh your ass off.
Polyphema waves the banana and goes "Vroom vroom!"
"Holy shit," you say. "Well done."
"I'm an artiste."
"If I kissed you right now would it be like wrangling a banana-flavored snake?"

Polyphema lowers the car and looks at you. "Do you want to know?"
"Hmm?"
"Do you want to kiss me? Because if you genuinely want to kiss me, Zack, don't joke around about kissing me to try and make me kiss you. It won't work." She gazes full blast into your eyes. Her eye is incredibly, piercingly blue. "Kiss me."

Kiss her.

Go for it.

kiss ze girl

Pucker up man. Time for a smooch

Enemy 2014/07/02(Wed)11:51 No. 582458 ID: 186341
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You kiss her.

She runs her fingers through your hair and leans into you, wrapping a leg around your waist. GG's legs were hard as rocks; Polyphema's are the opposite. Her skin is so soft it feels like she's melting into you.
Her thin waist arches and twists as she kisses you back.

Her tongue wraps itself around yours, twice. It's skinnier than a human's, longer, and a little harder, and it does taste a lot like banana.

You feel it uncoil she pulls away. There's so much blood pumping through your head you're nearly seeing double.

"Come home with me," she says.

1]] Yes.
2]] No.
3]] Not tonight.
4]] My place.

>>582458
I think this is the most we've seen of Zack so far without him being greyed out.

She's already seen our place, so it's our turn to see hers. She did say she knew exactly what she wanted, so I don't think we have to worry about her judgment being impaired. Any objections to going home with her that I can't see?

Kinda want to go 'not tonight' just to get her back for all the silly 'so mysterious' stuff, but I also want to vote yes since she's pretty rad once you get past said silliness

"I'm having a hard time trying not to make this decision right now in favour of what the little-head wants, but will you still respect me in the morning?"

hmm...

You can't just turn her down, cause there's no doubt you are into it.

But you still don't even know her name.

Yeah, take her up on it. I think it'd be a little inappropriate not to.

Hey. Y'know what, don't actually -assume- sex is what she's after just yet. Be chill about your expectations and just go where she leads, she's got three centuries of experience on you.

And anyway, this is a good opportunity to do more cultural research on Oculots. Considering all the research -she's- done, you're probably learning more from her than she is from you.

Helllllll yeahhhhhhh.

>>582473
While you're correct that it's not been proven that sex is on the table, most of what she's done in the thread and especially what was asked in the disthread does pretty strongly suggest it.

And while we're talking about assumptions? You're the first person to flat-out mention sex. One person mentioned thinking with his penis, and that's it.

Agree to go to her place, but only on the condition that she gives us her name.

Enemy 2014/07/02(Wed)16:21 No. 582499 ID: 186341
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"Yes," you say. "Will you still respect me in the morning?"
"Yes." She holds you tight. "Zaack," she whispers. "I've had such a fantastic night. I was feeling a little homesick before you called."
"Really?"
"Mmm." She buries her face in your shirt. "I miss being royalty. I do sometimes."
You wrap your arms around her. "I'm sorry."
"But you've made me feel so much better. You've reminded me that there are some luxuries you can take with you that I haven't indulged in for so long."
"Like what?"
"Delicacies. Exotic food. Fine wine. But mostly handsome young aliens."
"I'm a delicacy?"
She runs her nails down your back. "The best kind. And do you know what I'm going to do to you?"

Enemy 2014/07/02(Wed)16:21 No. 582500 ID: 186341
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"I'm going to take you home, unwrap you, and eat you up."

Enemy 2014/07/02(Wed)16:21 No. 582501 ID: 186341
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Polyphema grips your hand tightly all the way through the taxi ride.
When it stops and you reach into your pocket to pay she touches your arm to stop you and does it herself. Then she pulls you out of the taxi and into her apartment building.

In the elevator she pins you against a wall and kisses you until the door dings on her floor. She powerwalks down the hall with you, pulling her tic-tacs out of her bag in a frenzy to find her keys, then grabs them, goes "Yesss!" and unlocks the door.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry," she whispers between kisses as she drags you through her darkened apartment to her bedroom. "I'm sorry we'll do the tour in a bit I can't wait anymore"

Then she pushes you onto the bed, peels her dress off, climbs on top of you, and fucks your brains out.
You haven't seen her apartment and she lives in a crappy building, but she must have a very high-quality bed; she's riding you like a bronco and the springs are silent.

Except about a minute in you become aware of a clattering sound.
"Polyphema," you say. "The necklace you forgot the necklace"

"Shit," she says, rearing back and seeking the clasp. "Hold on hold on hold onnnnn... YES" She pulls the pearls off and throws them to one side. They slam into the wall.
"Fuck," you say.
"No shhh I don't care I'll buy new ones fuck it," she whispers, and kisses you, starting to move. Then she pauses, with you halfway inside her. "Do pearls break?"
"I don't know," you say. "Uhhh they melt in vinegar."

She stares at you for a second, then bursts into gales of laughter. You join in, not entirely sure why it's funny but laughing your ass off anyway. Then she leans in, shuts you both up with a messy, open-mouth kiss, shakes her hips in a firehoop dancing kind of way, and starts up again.

When she finishes, it's shortly before you, with a gasp, a hand over her mouth to keep from screaming, and a flash of polar blue light from her eye.

Enemy 2014/07/02(Wed)16:22 No. 582502 ID: 186341
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"Oh my God."
She flops down next to you. "Oh my God don't touch me. I'm covered in sweat."
You grab the small of her back and pull her next to you. You kiss her forehead.
"Hmm," you say. "Salty."
"I warned yooou," she says, snuggling up next to you and wrapping her leg around yours. "Oh, Zack, you have no idea how badly I needed that."

1]] I had some indication, actually.
2]] Me too.
3]] Is it tour time?
4]] Should I sleep here or on the couch or what?
5]] Just kiss her.

>>582502
1.5]] I don't think anybody could go long without that.
Then 5.

Seconding whatever variant of 1, then 5.

>>582502
1+2, but you're pretty sure she needed it more.
Then 5.

Offer to have a nice and slow round two.

So much for no sex on the first date, or no sex with drunk ladies, or no sex before finding out the name of the girl... DUDE. You can't tell ANYONE you did this, nobody will respect you.

What if that was her plan all along?!

3.

Damn it, Brom, you're making me horny.

1, 2, and 5.

Just kiss. He COULD ask for her name, but... well. The more he wants to know, the more entertaining it is to withhold it from him. I've got a feeling the best maneuver is to just let her answer the question without it being asked again.

Enemy 2014/07/03(Thu)00:50 No. 582589 ID: 186341
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"I had some indication, actually." She giggles into your chest. You kiss her. "I did too."
"Mmm." She pushes her head into your chest and inhales, deeply. "Oh. Wait. Before I sleep."

She hops out of bed.
"Where are you going?" you call, taking a moment to admire the view.
"Yo necesito agua," she calls, and you hear the tap running. "Also to pee. Shhh."
A couple minutes later she walks in with a glass of water in her hand. "You want any?"
"I'm not thirsty."
"I'm parched." She chugs the glass. "Mmm! Out with the bad and in with the good. But I had much more to drink than you did, doll. And I can't be hungover tomorrow."
"What's tomorrow?"
"I sober up and find out what I did to my pearls." She swans back over toward the bed. "And I'm making breakfast for two, aren't I?" She takes your hand, studying it in the cozy dark. Her fingers run along your knuckle. "You don't think I'm a loose woman, do you?"
"I'm the one who had first date sex with somebody whose name I don't know."

Enemy 2014/07/03(Thu)00:51 No. 582590 ID: 186341
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"Oh, Zack." She crawls back into bed with you. "Who gives a shit about time and names, anyway? Tonight it was just you," She snuggles in. "And me. And it was lovely."
"It was." You hold her tight. "Do you, uh, want a round two? Maybe a little slower?"
"I'd love to," she says, "but I'm exhausted. Wait till morning?"
"Okay."
"Okay." She turns from you and scoots her butt so the two of you are spooning.

She pushes her hips out a little, and you push a little back.

She gives an experimental swivel and you respond in kind.

Enemy 2014/07/03(Thu)00:51 No. 582591 ID: 186341
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"Actually, funniest thing, darling," she says. "I'm a little less exhausted than I thought."

ENEMY QUEST CH 1 END Enemy 2014/07/03(Thu)00:51 No. 582592 ID: 186341
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KILLS 0% ITEMS 0% SECRET 50%

>>582592
Kills? O_o

>>582601
*sigh* Kids these days wouldn't get that reference, and I guess that's fair since the game is two decades old.

>>582601
Given that our goal is peace, I think Kills are bad this time around. But, uh, rather than focusing on what it's supposed to be referencing, thing of Metal Gear Solid. You can either go for a ton of kills and get the Killer good rank, or go for as few as possible (especialy 0) for the best rank possible in the Not A Killer category. Carlson bet us we couldn't do well in the latter so we're out to prove him wrong.

Also I think there were two major people who could have wound up killed this time around: The xenophobe and the bouncer. Hell, we almost let the first kill happen, although we totally guided her away from getting anywhere near the second one.

During Warrior Episode 1, I counted four characters who could have been killed (again, by our alien company, not by Zach): The Redneck (we stepped in to stop it), his wife (again, we stepped in), the confections stand (probably wouldn't have been a risk anyways), and the ice cream waitress (who we'd effectively have to force into being a risk).

What was the secret we got and the one we missed? Was that other chick the secret? Getting her number? And items? Whaaaaaat?

>SECRET 50%
Crap, we should have checked that patch of wall after the bridge with the different texture!

I think it's a reference to the Doom level end screens, though I've rarely played that game. I recognize it more because of Chex Quest, the oddly fun total mod for it. Anybody else remember Chex Quest?

>>582661
might be a reference to the fact that she showed us the banana thing...and that we didn't learn her name,

>>582672
Oh yeah okay I buy that.

Time for E1M3?

Think we should hang around a short while if he is gonna show us the morning after, otherwise we should compose yourself and email the boss, and get ready for round 3. I think we should go for the skag.

I vote we go out with GG again...Because she's awesome and a bro and stuff...and she could break our spine if we ignore her,

>>582963
>skag.
I'm going to assume you meant "Skut" and be very offended that you would mistake "Skut" for "Skag."
>>582965
Not to mention she's practically been begging us with her constant messages to get in touch with her... Still, we should let the bossman know. Will be typing up a log to put on the discussion thread, although I'm interested in what others might type up for it.

>>582984
Uh, why? We have six months to date the four of them, no one ever told us to do a different one every day. And I'm pretty sure they're not dumb enough to try to micromanage dating. If we did absolutely nothing for weeks they'd probably step in, but one day is hardly actionable.

I for one vote we stick to the two different girls we've dated until it's appropriate to move on. We saw today how dating just two can cause complications. Dating all four would be impossible.