>>581674
No, you probably couldn't. NDA.

Zack, did you read it before signing? If not, assume you're not allowed to talk about your employers.

>The HVAO had me sign an NDA.
Wouldn't that also cover what the NDA covers? Don't say that.

Instead, 2 and 8: "I don't kiss and tell... Mostly because that's just who I am, but you never know when there are spies around. Makes me feel a bit like James Bond."

>>581685
No, it wouldn't. "I signed a NDA" is the standard response. It's what you're supposed to do.

>>581687
Well, okay, but it'd feel like a copout given our orders in the field. I say save that for if there's no other way out.

Hmmm. 2 seems like the classiest response.

>>581647
>>581653
>>581660
>>581674
yeah, I suppose I could get behind "I wouldn't kiss and tell even WITHOUT the NDA" is a response I could get behind.

Come to think of it though, I bet she would be more okay than most girls about an affirmative response here. Poly seems pretty open about having experiences and living life to the hilt. We should really find out if that is a feeling unique to her, or one shared by most long-lived Oculots

Enemy 2014/06/30(Mon)17:49 No. 582161 ID: 186341
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"I don't kiss and tell," you say. "And also I don't break NDAs."
"You signed an NDA?" Xu asks.
"Yeah."
"I did that once," says Xu. "I was testing a new soda thing."
"How did that go?"
"It made my poop blue."
"Wow!" Polyphema says.

By the time you reach the end of the line you know Xu's parents ("Dad was from Wisconsin. He did TEFL and found a demure Chinese bride."), her favorite munchies food ("Spongebob kraft mac and cheese. The spongebob is important."), her views on Communism ("It's very undergraduate."), her day job ("You know, I do some stuff. Marketing.") and her digits. Xu says she knows a really good dealer too if you need it. "For club stuff. No hard stuff. Do you do coke?"
"No."
"Good. He doesn't sell coke."
"I've tried coke!" Polyphema says. "It nearly blinded me."
"Hardcore," Xu says.
"Anything once!" Polyphema says.
"Interesting philosophy," the bouncer says, unhooking the rope with his lower arm. "I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that and not do the light in the eyeball test."
"Thaaanks!" Polyphema says, dragging you inside. "Oops," she whispers.
"I'm meeting friends," Xu calls. "See you pon di floor."

Polyphema grips your hand and pulls you through the dingy front hall. There's a pumping trap remix of some nu-disco song vibrating through a nondescript door on the other hand.
"Ready to shake your groove thang?" Polyphema asks. "If that is the turn of phrase?"
"Aboslutely," you say.
"WOOO" goes Polyphema, and opens the door to darkened, laser-fretted valhalla.

She goes straight for the dance floor, pulling you along with her. You barely have time to look around and it's very dark. You register a fog machine or two.
"DANCE WITH ME ZACK" she yells, barely audible over the thunderous music.

1]] Don't dance yet. You need to drink some first and get on her level.
2]] Dance with Polyphema, keeping together but not touching.
3]] Dance with her closer but with a little room for God in there.
4]] God can hang out on the wall tonight.

Also, how drunk are you getting this evening?
A]] You're actually good right now.
B]] Just getting a nice buzz on.
C]] You didn't drive here. You can afford to get kind of tipsy.
D]] You don't have work in the morning. It's time to get drunk.
E]] PARTY HARD

3]] Dance with her closer but with a little room for God in there.
D]] You don't have work in the morning. It's time to get drunk.

We are going on a date with GG tomorrow but it should be fine.

4] and B]

3 and C We are gonna have a good time, But we aren't going to get shit faced and do something we regret...We don't want another holy diver going on...

3 and B. Let's not get TOO crazy on the first date.

B. As for dance distance, let her guide you. Move in close, but take cues from her as to how close is best.

>>582161
3 and C.
If you start thinking you're not too drunk to do something, stop immediately because you've had too much.

Enemy 2014/06/30(Mon)21:22 No. 582192 ID: 186341
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Before you dance you drop way too much cash on a straight shot of Captain, then another.

That's enough to buzz you nicely, but you still feel most of the way in control.
In solidarity, Polyphema takes two shots with you.

She's dancing in heels, and she's clearly pretty drunk, but she somehow keeps her balance. She's definitely a lot looser now, but it translates into a strange kind of grace instead of a sloppiness. 300 years is apparently long enough that she knows a thing or two about handling her liquor.
You assume some of this is Garaktonni firehoop dancing. It involves a lot of hip.

You weren't planning on dancing too close to her, but she clearly has other ideas. As you dance she gets closer and closer to you until her hips are pressing up against yours.
Her hand catches yours and moves it to her ass.

The combination of your close proximity and the firehoop dance moves is making you so hard it's tough to breathe. You can make out a grin on Polyphema's face in the darkness and the smoke.

After 20 nearly unbearable minutes, Polyphema yells "ZACK"
"YEAH?"
"I NEED SOME FRESH AIR I THINK. YOU WANT TO COME?"

1]] Yes.
2]] Don't walk into the obvious trap.

>>582192
1]] Yes.

IT'S A TRA- (Shot)
Well, I'm split. On the one hand, I see no reason NOT to Captain Kirk it uo with the pretty alien lady- wait how drunk is she? I'm not entirely sure at what point it becomes date rape, but I'd rather not risk it, especially if some of us are right and her behavior is rooted in PTSD. Also, if GG finds out about it, it could have a less than desirable impact on either relationship.

You know what, I've made up my mind. Let's go with 2.

Yeah, if her judgment is impaired let's not. I'm pretty sure that she's drunk enough that she could regret it in the morning. On the other hand, it's possible, although not certain, that she planned to seduce Zack the entire time, given her earlier behavior. Could just have been flirting, could have been planning to do this.

Ask her if this is part of her grand plan or if this is spur-of-the moment, I guess. If it's the latter, definitely not. If the former... maybe, although it might not be a great idea.

Only fall into the trap in exchange for her name. It's the principle of the thing.

2. Don't do it.

In a low voice:
"Make me believe you are of adequately sound and sober mind to make decisions like that. You can feel what I want but I refuse to be the creep that takes advantage of a drunk."

Its impolite to fuck drunk girls. Not to mention messy. If she wants you she can go after you when she is sober.

>>582209
This. Maybe suggest that if she's still willing, you can jump to it the next date.
>>582199
>Also, if GG finds out about it, it could have a less than desirable impact on either relationship.
...GG knows fully well that Zach's dating three other ladies. They legitimately all signed up for a polyamorous social test.

>>582192
1 and 2.
Go with her, but don't fall in the trap. This is a terrible place for a conversation, anyway.

I wouldn't be surprised if she planned this, and/or is acting drunker than she really is. Ancient inscrutable beings can be like that.

>>582192
she can handle her liquor and she still has to show you the banana trick, go with her

>>582218
Yeah. This probably won't lead straight into sex.

1.

I vote #1.

Enemy 2014/07/01(Tue)06:01 No. 582240 ID: 186341
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You start to walk outside with her.
"Hold on," she says, and ducks into the bathroom just before you get all the way out the door. You lean on the wall to wait for her.

She comes out waving her hands to air-dry them. "How charmingly filthy," she says. "I know what number to call for a good time now. Allons-y!"

Outside, the two of you round the corner past 20/15 and down the side of the building.
"Where are we going?" you ask.
"Around," Polyphema says. "The air."
"This doesn't look like a through street." You look around. "I think it's an alley.
"Oh," Polyphema says. "Is it?"
She wobbles a little and hip-checks you, and either you're a little drunker than you thought or all that fire hoop dancing must have strengthened her core incredibly, because she knocks you a good two feet right to the wall.
She grabs you to steady you and herself.
"Oops," she says, in a tone that makes it very clear that was not an accident. "Clumsy me."
"It's ok," you say. You shift a little. Her grip is surprisingly strong.
Her fingernails press into your arms.
"I've having a fantastic time with you, Zack," she says. "I think you deserve a reward. Let's seeee: If I recall correctly I promised you my name aaand something else. I forget."
"The banana?" you offer sheepishly.
"Oh." She grins. "Yes. The banana. Well I can't offer you both at once, I don't think."
"No?"
"No," she says, firmly. "Which would you like tonight, Zack?"
"Is this another test?"
"The very last one, I promise," she says. Her fingers dig into your shirt. "Before you graduate."
"Was this your plan all along?"
"I've been improvising a little along the way," she says. "But you don't get to be three billion or however old I am without knowing exactly what you want..." She gets very close to you. Her hand runs up your leg. "And what other people want too. So: The name?" She leans into your ear. "Or the banana?"

1]] Name.
2]] Banana.

Definitely 1, her judgements not impaired, she's been hardcore flirting the whole time.

I get a certain vibe from her though, that shes doing this either because she's had a human fetish for a while, or because... well, the government wants her too. Maybe what I'm saying is I get the impression she wants it a little too much and is maybe using you.

That said, we can't create a real connection to five different species. It's our job to make love to sweet alien women and it's about time we actually did so. If we wake up and she's gone and there's a note saying "I like you but it's not meant to be", that's fine, it'd be a nice consolation prize.

ooh, that's a harder question to answer.

I like polyphema. I like her more than I like GG. Asking for her name is the obvious long term choice. You want to know her, and you don't even know her name yet.

But something in her behavior tells me she just wants to fuck a human. Maybe cause it's new and different. Maybe cause someone told her to. It's just a part of the way she's behaved. She's been extremely flirtatious to the point I think you could've gotten her undressed while you were at home changing.

Asking her name is the classy thing to do. I'd vote for asking her name anyway, cause I like her best so far. But... well... I get this strange feeling like... IT'S A TRAP.

yeah, ask her name.

How are you supposed to sleep with her if you don't know what name to scream? Or, for less wit and more sense... her name.

>>582240
Name. We can save the banana for next time.

>>582241
It's not our job to seduce them, it's our job to DATE them. Sex is 100% discretionary.

obviously name. this is such an obvious test it almost makes me think it's what she WANTS us to think and the real answer is banana. still, go with name.

1 but stress how painful the decision is, We want to know about the banana so much...But her name is more important!

>>582255
This, very much this.

Enemy 2014/07/01(Tue)19:37 No. 582370 ID: 186341
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"Name," you say.

"Name." Polyphema raises an eyebrow. She studies your face. "Really."
"Really."
"I think you actually mean it." She gives you a wolfish smile. "Such a romantic, Zack. Well, sorry!" She reaches into her bag. "Banana time."
"Heyyy."
"Sorry, darling." She pulls out the banana. "It was always going to be the opposite of what you said."
"Why?"
"Because I wouldn't want to do this for anyone who doesn't want to know my name!" She pinches the bottom end with her thumb and forefinger and starts unwrapping it. "And the people who do want to know... I like to keep them intrigued."

She finishes opening the banana and licks her lips.
"What am I sculpting, dollface? I take requests."

>>582370
A PENIS wait no

The statue of liberty. Wait no, that's probably impossible. How about Jay Leno?

>>582370
Snrk.
Well, all that's springing to mind right now is a dog.
I'm thinking schnauzer, maybe?

a dragon

>>582370
Also:
"P, you are ridiculous." before you make a request.

Sculpt an oculot.

>>582370
Your muscly guns!

A giraffe.

I'm guessing a dolphin would be easymode. How about that old car she was talking about?

>>582381
I like this idea.

>>582370
Have her sculpt herself so we can nibble on it and make an oral sex joke.

Or a banana.
Or a shark.

>>582374
>>582381
I like this idea.

AN ORANGE! and laugh as you remember that shitty joke about oranges and bananas

If she's good enough for that car that would be awesome, but the overtly come-on way she has been posing and proposing this banana trick leads me to wonder if there's more to this than food-sculpture. I suspect there is, but how much of what exactly?

i'm seconding >>582371

Enemy 2014/07/02(Wed)09:24 No. 582441 ID: 186341
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"Dolphin."
"Too easy!"
"Jay Leno," you say.
"I'm not familiar."
"What about that old car you told me about?" you ask. "Your first."

"Aha! The car." She scratches her head. "Let me think. It's been a while since I've seen it. What the heck. Try and fail, but don't fail to try!"

She holds up the banana. "This might look a little freaky. Just warning you."
"I like freaky."
"Okay:"

Polyphema closes her eye and starts to stick her tongue out
and keeps going for like 3 seconds.
She unfurls the most staggeringly long tongue you've ever seen. You had no idea. She could tickle her clavicle with that thing.
Suddenly your throat is very dry.

Her tongue wraps around the banana and then she pulls it into her mouth.

Enemy 2014/07/02(Wed)09:24 No. 582442 ID: 186341
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She works for a solid two minutes.

Her fingers find your chest and she digs her fingernails into your left pec, bowing her head a little bit.

She makes a little gagging sound, and pulls the banana out of her mouth for a second. "Auch. I wasn't just being cute when I said they make them bigger here."
"You can-"
"No! No no. I'm good." She fixes her hair for a second then pushes it back into her mouth, up to the peel.

Every so often her tongue corkscrews out and around the banana, shaping it with surprising strength. You are unable to look away.

Enemy 2014/07/02(Wed)09:24 No. 582443 ID: 186341
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After another minute or two, she pulls a tiny jalopy out of her mouth, complete with side mirrors and a tiny hood ornament.

"Ta-daaaa!" she says. "How's that, Sculpting Minor?"

1]] Holy shit.
2]] Well done!
3]] Laugh your ass off.
4]] Kiss her.

>>582443
1, 2, 4. Try to make sure her tongue doesn't head down your throat during it, gagging during a kiss might be weird.

1, 2, 3, and then jokingly suggest segueing into 4.

>>582441
First 1

Then look closer into 2

After that 3

Maybe joke about 4

That car surprisingly looks like it's from the human's 40's

Are we sure there hasn't been any previous overlaps into their dimension before?

>>582447
Sounds about right.

>>582443
3 1 2 in that order

Enemy 2014/07/02(Wed)11:19 No. 582453 ID: 186341
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You laugh your ass off.
Polyphema waves the banana and goes "Vroom vroom!"
"Holy shit," you say. "Well done."
"I'm an artiste."
"If I kissed you right now would it be like wrangling a banana-flavored snake?"

Polyphema lowers the car and looks at you. "Do you want to know?"
"Hmm?"
"Do you want to kiss me? Because if you genuinely want to kiss me, Zack, don't joke around about kissing me to try and make me kiss you. It won't work." She gazes full blast into your eyes. Her eye is incredibly, piercingly blue. "Kiss me."

Kiss her.

Go for it.

kiss ze girl

Pucker up man. Time for a smooch

Enemy 2014/07/02(Wed)11:51 No. 582458 ID: 186341
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You kiss her.

She runs her fingers through your hair and leans into you, wrapping a leg around your waist. GG's legs were hard as rocks; Polyphema's are the opposite. Her skin is so soft it feels like she's melting into you.
Her thin waist arches and twists as she kisses you back.

Her tongue wraps itself around yours, twice. It's skinnier than a human's, longer, and a little harder, and it does taste a lot like banana.

You feel it uncoil she pulls away. There's so much blood pumping through your head you're nearly seeing double.

"Come home with me," she says.

1]] Yes.
2]] No.
3]] Not tonight.
4]] My place.

>>582458
I think this is the most we've seen of Zack so far without him being greyed out.

She's already seen our place, so it's our turn to see hers. She did say she knew exactly what she wanted, so I don't think we have to worry about her judgment being impaired. Any objections to going home with her that I can't see?

Kinda want to go 'not tonight' just to get her back for all the silly 'so mysterious' stuff, but I also want to vote yes since she's pretty rad once you get past said silliness

"I'm having a hard time trying not to make this decision right now in favour of what the little-head wants, but will you still respect me in the morning?"

hmm...

You can't just turn her down, cause there's no doubt you are into it.

But you still don't even know her name.

Yeah, take her up on it. I think it'd be a little inappropriate not to.

Hey. Y'know what, don't actually -assume- sex is what she's after just yet. Be chill about your expectations and just go where she leads, she's got three centuries of experience on you.

And anyway, this is a good opportunity to do more cultural research on Oculots. Considering all the research -she's- done, you're probably learning more from her than she is from you.

Helllllll yeahhhhhhh.

>>582473
While you're correct that it's not been proven that sex is on the table, most of what she's done in the thread and especially what was asked in the disthread does pretty strongly suggest it.

And while we're talking about assumptions? You're the first person to flat-out mention sex. One person mentioned thinking with his penis, and that's it.

Agree to go to her place, but only on the condition that she gives us her name.

Enemy 2014/07/02(Wed)16:21 No. 582499 ID: 186341
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"Yes," you say. "Will you still respect me in the morning?"
"Yes." She holds you tight. "Zaack," she whispers. "I've had such a fantastic night. I was feeling a little homesick before you called."
"Really?"
"Mmm." She buries her face in your shirt. "I miss being royalty. I do sometimes."
You wrap your arms around her. "I'm sorry."
"But you've made me feel so much better. You've reminded me that there are some luxuries you can take with you that I haven't indulged in for so long."
"Like what?"
"Delicacies. Exotic food. Fine wine. But mostly handsome young aliens."
"I'm a delicacy?"
She runs her nails down your back. "The best kind. And do you know what I'm going to do to you?"

Enemy 2014/07/02(Wed)16:21 No. 582500 ID: 186341
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"I'm going to take you home, unwrap you, and eat you up."

Enemy 2014/07/02(Wed)16:21 No. 582501 ID: 186341
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Polyphema grips your hand tightly all the way through the taxi ride.
When it stops and you reach into your pocket to pay she touches your arm to stop you and does it herself. Then she pulls you out of the taxi and into her apartment building.

In the elevator she pins you against a wall and kisses you until the door dings on her floor. She powerwalks down the hall with you, pulling her tic-tacs out of her bag in a frenzy to find her keys, then grabs them, goes "Yesss!" and unlocks the door.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry," she whispers between kisses as she drags you through her darkened apartment to her bedroom. "I'm sorry we'll do the tour in a bit I can't wait anymore"

Then she pushes you onto the bed, peels her dress off, climbs on top of you, and fucks your brains out.
You haven't seen her apartment and she lives in a crappy building, but she must have a very high-quality bed; she's riding you like a bronco and the springs are silent.

Except about a minute in you become aware of a clattering sound.
"Polyphema," you say. "The necklace you forgot the necklace"

"Shit," she says, rearing back and seeking the clasp. "Hold on hold on hold onnnnn... YES" She pulls the pearls off and throws them to one side. They slam into the wall.
"Fuck," you say.
"No shhh I don't care I'll buy new ones fuck it," she whispers, and kisses you, starting to move. Then she pauses, with you halfway inside her. "Do pearls break?"
"I don't know," you say. "Uhhh they melt in vinegar."

She stares at you for a second, then bursts into gales of laughter. You join in, not entirely sure why it's funny but laughing your ass off anyway. Then she leans in, shuts you both up with a messy, open-mouth kiss, shakes her hips in a firehoop dancing kind of way, and starts up again.

When she finishes, it's shortly before you, with a gasp, a hand over her mouth to keep from screaming, and a flash of polar blue light from her eye.

Enemy 2014/07/02(Wed)16:22 No. 582502 ID: 186341
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"Oh my God."
She flops down next to you. "Oh my God don't touch me. I'm covered in sweat."
You grab the small of her back and pull her next to you. You kiss her forehead.
"Hmm," you say. "Salty."
"I warned yooou," she says, snuggling up next to you and wrapping her leg around yours. "Oh, Zack, you have no idea how badly I needed that."

1]] I had some indication, actually.
2]] Me too.
3]] Is it tour time?
4]] Should I sleep here or on the couch or what?
5]] Just kiss her.

>>582502
1.5]] I don't think anybody could go long without that.
Then 5.

Seconding whatever variant of 1, then 5.

>>582502
1+2, but you're pretty sure she needed it more.
Then 5.

Offer to have a nice and slow round two.

So much for no sex on the first date, or no sex with drunk ladies, or no sex before finding out the name of the girl... DUDE. You can't tell ANYONE you did this, nobody will respect you.

What if that was her plan all along?!

3.

Damn it, Brom, you're making me horny.

1, 2, and 5.

Just kiss. He COULD ask for her name, but... well. The more he wants to know, the more entertaining it is to withhold it from him. I've got a feeling the best maneuver is to just let her answer the question without it being asked again.

Enemy 2014/07/03(Thu)00:50 No. 582589 ID: 186341
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"I had some indication, actually." She giggles into your chest. You kiss her. "I did too."
"Mmm." She pushes her head into your chest and inhales, deeply. "Oh. Wait. Before I sleep."

She hops out of bed.
"Where are you going?" you call, taking a moment to admire the view.
"Yo necesito agua," she calls, and you hear the tap running. "Also to pee. Shhh."
A couple minutes later she walks in with a glass of water in her hand. "You want any?"
"I'm not thirsty."
"I'm parched." She chugs the glass. "Mmm! Out with the bad and in with the good. But I had much more to drink than you did, doll. And I can't be hungover tomorrow."
"What's tomorrow?"
"I sober up and find out what I did to my pearls." She swans back over toward the bed. "And I'm making breakfast for two, aren't I?" She takes your hand, studying it in the cozy dark. Her fingers run along your knuckle. "You don't think I'm a loose woman, do you?"
"I'm the one who had first date sex with somebody whose name I don't know."

Enemy 2014/07/03(Thu)00:51 No. 582590 ID: 186341
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"Oh, Zack." She crawls back into bed with you. "Who gives a shit about time and names, anyway? Tonight it was just you," She snuggles in. "And me. And it was lovely."
"It was." You hold her tight. "Do you, uh, want a round two? Maybe a little slower?"
"I'd love to," she says, "but I'm exhausted. Wait till morning?"
"Okay."
"Okay." She turns from you and scoots her butt so the two of you are spooning.

She pushes her hips out a little, and you push a little back.

She gives an experimental swivel and you respond in kind.

Enemy 2014/07/03(Thu)00:51 No. 582591 ID: 186341
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"Actually, funniest thing, darling," she says. "I'm a little less exhausted than I thought."

ENEMY QUEST CH 1 END Enemy 2014/07/03(Thu)00:51 No. 582592 ID: 186341
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KILLS 0% ITEMS 0% SECRET 50%

>>582592
Kills? O_o

>>582601
*sigh* Kids these days wouldn't get that reference, and I guess that's fair since the game is two decades old.

>>582601
Given that our goal is peace, I think Kills are bad this time around. But, uh, rather than focusing on what it's supposed to be referencing, thing of Metal Gear Solid. You can either go for a ton of kills and get the Killer good rank, or go for as few as possible (especialy 0) for the best rank possible in the Not A Killer category. Carlson bet us we couldn't do well in the latter so we're out to prove him wrong.

Also I think there were two major people who could have wound up killed this time around: The xenophobe and the bouncer. Hell, we almost let the first kill happen, although we totally guided her away from getting anywhere near the second one.

During Warrior Episode 1, I counted four characters who could have been killed (again, by our alien company, not by Zach): The Redneck (we stepped in to stop it), his wife (again, we stepped in), the confections stand (probably wouldn't have been a risk anyways), and the ice cream waitress (who we'd effectively have to force into being a risk).

What was the secret we got and the one we missed? Was that other chick the secret? Getting her number? And items? Whaaaaaat?

>SECRET 50%
Crap, we should have checked that patch of wall after the bridge with the different texture!

I think it's a reference to the Doom level end screens, though I've rarely played that game. I recognize it more because of Chex Quest, the oddly fun total mod for it. Anybody else remember Chex Quest?

>>582661
might be a reference to the fact that she showed us the banana thing...and that we didn't learn her name,

>>582672
Oh yeah okay I buy that.

Time for E1M3?

Think we should hang around a short while if he is gonna show us the morning after, otherwise we should compose yourself and email the boss, and get ready for round 3. I think we should go for the skag.

I vote we go out with GG again...Because she's awesome and a bro and stuff...and she could break our spine if we ignore her,

>>582963
>skag.
I'm going to assume you meant "Skut" and be very offended that you would mistake "Skut" for "Skag."
>>582965
Not to mention she's practically been begging us with her constant messages to get in touch with her... Still, we should let the bossman know. Will be typing up a log to put on the discussion thread, although I'm interested in what others might type up for it.

>>582984
Uh, why? We have six months to date the four of them, no one ever told us to do a different one every day. And I'm pretty sure they're not dumb enough to try to micromanage dating. If we did absolutely nothing for weeks they'd probably step in, but one day is hardly actionable.

I for one vote we stick to the two different girls we've dated until it's appropriate to move on. We saw today how dating just two can cause complications. Dating all four would be impossible.