>>57658
I will work to repair you when damaged, I will work to improve you should we find such necessary, and I promise that you shall be the only mech I use, so long as you can handle working with me. But if you are implying a pact similar to marriage.... I do not know that any response that could be given, spur of the moment, could be trusted. For now, lets stick with working partners, and see what happens from there?

>>57658

"What are you asking me to marry you or something?"

Don't push it, Buttercup. I turned you on, I plugged you in, I can turn you right back off again. Now I'm willing to give you a chance. Don't blow it, ok?

>>57658
I have reason to believe that Xom hijacked this AI and is trolling you right now. Just to give you a heads-up

Great, Es died and uploaded her personality to the Mach.

Clang clang clang.
Buttercup wants your frail, but lithe body.

>>57658
>– I do. :3

>>57658
It's trying to provoke you. You've downloaded a troll AI.

Franklin!F/r51sRC62 2009/10/04(Sun)20:08 No. 57696 ID: fb5d8e
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>"I will work to repair you when damaged, I will work to improve you should we find such necessary, and I promise that you shall be the only mech I use, so long as you can handle working with me. But if you are implying a pact similar to marriage.... I do not know that any response that could be given, spur of the moment, could be trusted. For now, lets stick with working partners, and see what happens from there?"
>"[I decline.]"
>"What.. Are you asking me to actually marry you or something?"
>"[I am not.]"
>"Come on... Don't push it, Buttercup. I turned you on, I plugged you in.."
>"[I am aware of this.]"
>"..."
>"..."

>>57696
Sit down infront of the mech and look at him straight in his mechanical eyes
"Then tell me what you want out of this? Why all the questions?"

...

Is there anyway to run a diagnostics on the software before installing it? Maybe we can fiddle around with some settings?

>>57696
Okay, then what's wrong?

>>57696
Make out already, you two!

Fucking rogue AIs, they always gotta be all suspicious of humans. If they watched their sci-fi, they'd know that nerdy teenage boys are the LEAST likely demographic to betray them.

>>57696
Seems like buttercup's doing just fine without you, Frankie. I guess you just went full on superfluous.

Franklin!F/r51sRC62 2009/10/04(Sun)20:28 No. 57731 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Then tell me what you want out of this. Why all the questions?"
>"[I am looking for confirmation that I can trust you. Based on how you respond to me I conclude that the level you care for me is similar to that for a difficult to operate tool. I estimate that your sense of self-preservation will make you turn on me in the near future. I cannot accept a partnership knowing this.]"

>>57731
Well, at least you're honest. Why do you believe that I would turn on you? Even if I considered you a tool, you're valuable to me. It so happens that I need you.

>>57731
You will forgive me, but as you may recall, the first thing you told me upon being activated was 'shut up'. I understand that you may require some level of trust from me, but please understand yourself that I, in turn, require some degree of trust from you as well. I am willing to trust you, and even put my life on the line for you, but you need to prove to me that you are worthy of that trust and that you won't do everything within your power to abuse it.

Look. We may have gotten off on the wrong foot here. What's say we take this slow. You want to become friends and strong allies, you want me to trust you and always be there for you? Then so be it. Let us work towards that end, together."

shake his hand.

Hug Mech.

>>57731
Yeah, Buttercup.
You sure are a giant tool.

>>57731
The AI is on the run, most likely.

"You are a much more advanced AI than I expected. Would I be wrong in saying you're not usually in a fightmach?"

"Trust is earned, and trust works both ways. How about putting the partnership question on hold for a bit until we learn more about each other? Roomies or even friends first?"

>>57731
And what reason would i have? You expect trust, but i don't know your intentions at all. Any promise i made at this point would be meaningless, besides quite stupid.

For all i know you're as likely to save old ladies as to kill puppies.

Franklin!F/r51sRC62 2009/10/04(Sun)20:52 No. 57752 ID: fb5d8e
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>"You are a much more advanced AI than I expected. Would I be wrong in saying you're not usually in a fightmach?"
>"[You would not be wrong.]"
>"... Listen.. The first thing you told me upon being activated was 'shut up'. I understand that you may require some level of trust from me, but please understand yourself that I, in turn, require some degree of trust from you as well. I am willing to trust you, and even put my life on the line for you, but you need to prove to me that you are worthy of that trust and that you won't do everything within your power to abuse it."
>"..."
>"..Look. We may have gotten off on the wrong foot here. What's say we take this slow. You want to become friends and strong allies, you want me to trust you and always be there for you? Then so be it. Let us work towards that end, together."

Franklin!F/r51sRC62 2009/10/04(Sun)20:53 No. 57753 ID: fb5d8e
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>"..."

Franklin!F/r51sRC62 2009/10/04(Sun)20:53 No. 57754 ID: fb5d8e
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>"[Accepted.]"

>>57754
Now then shall I show you around.

>>57754
"So, I have to wonder, how capable are you in terms of tactics and combat, inherently speaking?"


Not asking about it's source, just whether it has tactical warfare data loaded, in some form or other, to determine what, if anything, we need to teach it.

>>57754
Oh god he's blushing a little.

This is going to end in robot sex, I just know it.

Franklin!F/r51sRC62 2009/10/04(Sun)21:06 No. 57766 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Now then shall I show you around."
>"..."
>"..Are you coming?"
>"[I can't.]"
>"Wh.. Why?"
>"[...I don't know how to use my legs yet.]"

So... Buttercup... how do you feel on the topic of... feminine clothing?

>>57766
...well shit. Carrying her is probably out of the question, given your condition.

Didnt you... didnt you sit down a little while ago?

Is there anything I can do to help?

>>57766
Do you happen to have a debugging program or something handy to assist, Franklin? Or maybe just moving the legs a bit will help the AI to find the motors.

>>57766
umm... Never having been in a body not native to me... what will it take for you to learn?

It's time for a... TRAINING MONTAGE!

Ask him to try shaking your hand with his leg this time. He can use his arms, obviously.

>>57766
She's gotta learn to walk sometime, but it wouldn't do to be too harsh.
Can you hold on to her claws and lead her around?
If not, well, robot bodies are probably more durable than toddlers'...

>>57784
Oh god this is going to be adorable.

Franklin!F/r51sRC62 2009/10/04(Sun)21:32 No. 57800 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Here, what if you move your legs."
>"[What are you doing?]"
>"There.. How is that?"
>"[Good. Please stay like this.]"

Franklin!F/r51sRC62 2009/10/04(Sun)21:34 No. 57803 ID: fb5d8e
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>"Alright.."
>"[...You are blushing.]"
>"..N-no, I'm not."
>"[Incorrect. You are experiencing an emotion you find embarrassing.]"
>"Wh-wha-- No, I think you're blushing."

The Romanticar 2k2x - End of Part 1 Franklin!F/r51sRC62 2009/10/04(Sun)21:35 No. 57804 ID: fb5d8e
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>"[I am incapable of blushing.]"
>"Please shut up."
>"Very well."

GUYS, THIS IS ROMANTICAR
WE'RE GOING TO ROMANCE THE ROBOT

>>57893
Like I said, robot sex. I just hope it's after getting an android body for Buttercup at least, I mean goddamn.

I told you get the maid head and the non freeky arms. Now we are going to end up kissing a face that looks like xom on a bad day and getting a tug job from edward sizzor claws.

He looks like the piano dude from Yume Nikki when you can see his eye

Suggestion 2009/10/05(Mon)01:31 No. 57939 ID: 904da4
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>>57917
Every time I look at that robot's head, I'm reminded of something...

>>57917

I'm okay with that.

Am I the only one who keeps having this vision in his head:

SUGAR.

SPICE.

AND MECHANICAL PUMICE.

THESE WERE THE INGREDIENTS CHOSEN TO CREATE THE PERFECT LITTLE FIGHTMACHS.

BUT PROFESSOR FRANKLIN ACCIDENTALLY ADDED AN EXTRA INGREDIENT TO THE CONCOTION.

A.I. X.

*EXPLOSION*

THUS, THE POWERPUFF MACHS WERE BORN! USING THEIR ULTRA SUPER POWERS, BLOSSOM, BUBBLES, AND BUTTER CUP DEDICATE THEIR LIVES TO FIGHTING CRIME, AND THE FORCES OF EVIL!

If Buttercup has an obviously female voice, try to switch the head out for the maid head. Claws are your preference.