>>65241
While we are holding it you might have to worry about balancing that while you have the mass of the Maser in one arm. This might slow you down BUT it should be like it.

Suggestion 2009/10/18(Sun)18:37 No. 66612 ID: fba9cb
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We bring the egg to the monster trainer; he says it is indeed a troll egg and asks what we want to trade for it.

Does he have any cool tame monsters that he will trade?

>>66612
Cash?

>>66612
Ask him what he has.

>>66612
"good will, and peace among all sentient-kind"

Suggestion 2009/10/18(Sun)19:31 No. 66645 ID: fba9cb
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Well first he has a "particularly vicious" naked mole dog. The other side of his mouth grins, he seems proud of taming this one. They don't have any of this 'cash' stuff, whatever that is. There are some other animals he can show me, too.

>>66645
Mole dog looks a bit too... enthusiastic.

>>66645
Something small, loyal, and attentive.
Kind of an alarm dog. It should watch your back.

I don't see him having much in the way of 'Not capable of removing faces', but it's worth a try.

Suggestion 2009/10/18(Sun)20:03 No. 66670 ID: fba9cb
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Well this one isn't as mean looking, but it's really big. It's a giant olm, and it looks like it could bite off a limb despite having no teeth. I kinda don't like it, it doesn't have any eyes.

You need whichever one is least likely to bite you. Or the olm.

>>66670
You make Aggeia cry.

She's out there sobbing in the corner without tear ducts right now.

Want olm, it is greatest day.

>>66670
That one looks interesting. Without eyes, it must have some other way of detecting creatures; that could come in handy. What else is there?

Suggestion 2009/10/18(Sun)20:44 No. 66699 ID: fba9cb
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This one he says isn't "quite tame" but I can have it if I want. There's heat coming off of it.

>>66699
Let's pass on the fire imp.

Compliment the dude on his bravery, though.

oh man, next!

Suggestion 2009/10/18(Sun)21:03 No. 66707 ID: fba9cb
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The last thing he's got that he can give me is some kind of dark grey hair ball. He says it doesn't do much, but sometimes it opens its eye. It can make a cooing trill as well. One of the patrols found it by a dead magma vent.

He's got some more animals, but apparently they are 'too dangerous' to let out.

>>66707
dawww... Yea I'm leaning towards the moledog. ask the goblin what he thinks.

If the mole dog is supposedly tame, it should be more likely to kill your enemies than you.

>>66707
Voting this.
It's twice as cute as any of the others, and ten times less likely to bite or gum your face off.

>>66709
naw.. moledog would break our cover (its too stupid and loud to let us sneak up on anyone.)

Take the fuzzball, or the imp (mostly for lulz, but perhaps it can be reasoned with.)

Suggestion 2009/10/18(Sun)21:12 No. 66718 ID: fba9cb
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He says he also has a nice bauble if I don't want any of these.

Fuckin' fuzzball is what we NEED.

>>66707
It was found by a dead magma vent? This thing probably isn't doing much right now because it's not in its proper environment. It needs more heat. I can't find it in the DF creatures index though. I wonder what it is?

I'm leaning towards the Olm.

cannot decide between olm and fuzzball. So curious about fuzzball. must find out more about fuzzball.

>>66718
"Will it turn my skin green if I leave it on for three days?"

Note that you really can't wear rings anyways with those oven mitt hands of yours.

Hairball.

Suggestion 2009/10/18(Sun)21:32 No. 66739 ID: fba9cb
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>"Will it turn my skin green if I leave it on for three days?"

It's a plain ring of clear red stone. He says it doesn't do anything other than look nice.
It was taken in a raid, he says.

Fuck. It seems like the ring might be a quest item, but I really want the fuzzball.

>>66740
Consider this to be a vote for fuzzball

get fuzzy for the fun head adventures it will have.

I would just like to interject that the olm looks ridable.

I think a huge, blind creature's size and weight will only be impediments to us. I bet the fuzz has a magic power.

>>66739
Haggle for bauble and fuzzball.

Suggestion 2009/10/18(Sun)22:11 No. 66756 ID: fba9cb
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>a secret has been revealed!

I'll take the hair ball. He says he'll only give me one thing for the troll egg. If I can find him another one I can have something else, but they only lay them one at a time.

>>66756
D'awwww.

...what do you do with it?

>>66762
Perch it on the top of the backpack.

Suggestion 2009/10/18(Sun)22:26 No. 66767 ID: fba9cb
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Hmm, I'm not exactly sure what to do with it.

Wear it like a beehive hairdo.

>>66767
>all secrets found

:D

>>66767
Find out what happens when it opens it's eye, perhaps some paralysis gaze or some crap, perch it in our cleavage.

Suggestion 2009/10/19(Mon)08:00 No. 66836 ID: 099247
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>>66810
And become the Okuu

Suggestion 2009/10/19(Mon)09:13 No. 66842 ID: dda9dd
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>>66836
or someone else, rather... significant.

Suggestion 2009/10/19(Mon)10:47 No. 66852 ID: 43d730
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>>66842
Theory three.

>>66842
oh shit. /r/ hi res

>>66842
>>66852
But they don't have power cannons, that was half the joke!

Hey guys, I reckon it's a fluffy wambler. You know, since the other things here came from Dorf Fort.

Suggestion 2009/10/20(Tue)02:17 No. 67210 ID: 8e5181
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>>66810
No, doesn't look like a red eye medusa