I'd join in but, you know. Part of a giant ball of energy.

Nev's...I don't even hooooow!?!
Erin's fairly charged looking too, but there's like a red blip on it? Is that Claire and Liz?
...
Ooooh hoooooo~ Tyros~ Jara~ You should be expecting something~ :3

so what are you going to do now Wiz?

oh and uh, Jara looks like you might be pregnant. Oh and if you think that's bad wait till you hear this, Nev... ok I'm just going to be blunt, you either have 2 souls right now or you got a kid on the way as well... unless you're the one holding the dolls, this soul sincer thing we got doesn't really give us good details.

Gah looking at pride is like seeing at a bright blue star!

[Check for Individual Rarities of Soul Energy]


Actually I think the souls are in Erin, you can see Red in her Blue...Actually it kinda looks like it's behind him, or in his behind.

So was it explained why they were scooping up bits of us to shove into ice cream?

>>544783
Pride, you know, if you really wanna die, the ice cream might actually work permanently. We manually put your soul back in your body after you died.

Also EVERYONE here has souls except for Wiz. Get on that, buddy, you're falling behind!

>>544792
Wiz has no souls because he's a post-human A.I.

>>544815
Everyone here is basically an AI, since nobody here was born naturally. Is being organic really that important for developing a soul? I guess he might be incapable of it simply due to not having the right "brain activity" that also keeps us from switching to him.

>>544783
Oh, I want to make sure of something...
[analyze red energy signature]

There's a small soul in Jara's belly and one in Nev's pocket. Wat.

Kaktus 2013/10/22(Tue)13:01 No. 544960 ID: b3ca75
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>Erin's fairly charged looking too, but there's like a red blip on it? Is that Claire and Liz?
<Of course she’s the one who’s the most charged. She the one who’s been alive the longest! And yes, I’m still in her… and… wait… red blip? What red blip?>
>[analyze red energy signature]
[Unable to find red energy…]

>So was it explained why they were scooping up bits of us to shove into ice cream?
Clearly, for SCIENCE!
Or it’s because the most effective soul storage device we’ve invented… it just happened to be tasty and looking like ice cream… we just needed it to fight the Alpha, alright?
>Pride, you know, if you really wanna die, the ice cream might actually work permanently. We manually put your soul back in your body after you died.
Do you even know who actually invented that ice cream? The only thing it will do to me is force me to experience the life of a cone of ice cream first hand, and I’ve already done that once… it wasn’t pleasant. I am grateful that you put me back, though; otherwise it would have taken days for me to regenerate a new body.

>Also EVERYONE here has souls except for Wiz. Get on that, buddy, you're falling behind!
I’m sorry, but I can’t really “live” like the rest. I’m too primitive to reach a real sentience.
>So what are you going to do now Wiz?
What my programming is compelling me to do.

>Nev is pregnant.
…WHAT!? How the… what THE FUCK!?
Well, you do have an extra soul inside you.
It’s just the doll! See!
<Please, be careful with me.>
>Ooooh hoooooo~ Tyros~ Jara~ You should be expecting something~ :3
…no? I mean… we just did it yesterday and… I’m on the pills?
Didn’t I give you guys a condom?
You only gave us one…
and shouldn’t it at least take a few weeks for something like this to… you know…
The pills are useless. You weren’t pro-pro-programmed to have that kind of… relationship. Erin’s interference changed the data input.
…wait, you mean-
So it start to gather soul energy as soon as the egg is fertilized. Interesting.
B-but I… but…
[All data is confirmed. There is a 98,37% chance of pregnancy.]
B-but… I… I’m not ready t-to be a m-mom!
We don’t have to keep it, you know… you can remove it… but you would make a great mother, you know…
…you think so?
…err… congratulations?
I’m so happy for you guys! YAY!
…so… that date? I got an apartment we can actually use now that the Morgani isn’t after us.
Let’s go before something even weirder happens.

Kaktus 2013/10/22(Tue)13:02 No. 544961 ID: b3ca75
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Epilog – Johanna

You k-know... ahh~ … this isn’t s-so bad… I think I can g-get used to this…
Mmm~ y-yeah… this can w-work... ahh~ …right h-honey?
Mmmh!
D-don’t speak with y-your mouth full- ahh~ -sexy…
Heh… t-this wasn’t what I thought h-he meant when he s-said the fourth course w-would be a split roast… ahh~

Kaktus 2013/10/22(Tue)13:03 No. 544962 ID: b3ca75
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Epilog – Serki

Isn’t this the design Wiz was based on?
Why, yes. I’ve just changed some of the programming to make it an excellent handy droid. It’s perfect to use as a butler… or maybe for something hazardous.
Yes, I’ve seen your designs… it’s a work of genius as always. Secreta- I mean, Johanna, can we repurpose some of the car lines?
Well, yes. We’re barely using them now that we aren’t producing for a whole galaxy. Even with all the new colonies popping up I predict we won’t need to use at least 50% of the factory producing our current lineup.
Perfect. Contact the engineers, they got a new model to make ready.

Epilog – Wiz

Mission accomplished… preparing shutdown… will I… dream? …shut down completed. *BEEP*

Epilog – Jara

Are you sure you’ll be okay with the little one all alone?
It’s an egg. It won’t be going anywhere.
…you know, maybe I sh-
You have a career to take care of, Jara, I don’t. Leave this to me. Besides, it’s just a crib and some new wallpapers.
But-
Dammit, woman, go and make us some money! You’re going to be late to the meeting if you keep going on like this!
I’m going, I’m going!

Epilog – Kyra

*BEEP*
Hello? Oh, no, s-she can’t… err… she can’t r-really pick up the phone right now.
*Mumble*
S-she… she’s… um…
A very, very bad mantis that needs to be punished, master~
She’s t-taking a shower… yes… w-what? …a party? For the kid? Of course we’ll come!

Kaktus 2013/10/22(Tue)13:03 No. 544963 ID: b3ca75
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Epilog – Susan Morgani

Just remember, I did what I thought was right.
Yea, yea, tell it to the jury.

Epilog – Dyne

Who’s bright idea was it to give this company to me? It’s a mess! A complete and utterly mess! What was Morgani even doing!?
Um… can’t we just file for bankruptcy?
No, too much money and people. We need to-
Excuse me, sir.
Oh, what law has this company broken now? Flipping off kittens!?
Actually, I’m here to see you advisor, Mr. Voiddagger. I got some bad news for him.
W-what?

Epilog – Nevros

I got the job!
…how is that bad news!?
Well, now I got to get up in the morning like the rest of you. That’s bad news for me!
…that’s just mean, you know that?
Oh, don’t worry, I’m sure I can make it up to you… oh, and Johanna is making dinner tonight. She said she was doing something special.

Kaktus 2013/10/22(Tue)13:04 No. 544965 ID: b3ca75
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Epilog – Tyros

Say Ma-ma.
Goo…
Ma-ma.
Da…
Ma-ma.
Da-da…
What? No, Ma-ma!
Da-Da?
Heh, that’s daddy’s little girl!
So… you guys never told me her name.
Elizabeth, Elizabeth Bravesword.
Elizabeth…

Kaktus 2013/10/22(Tue)14:05 No. 544976 ID: b3ca75
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Epilog – Alpha / Oracle / Wrath

*Crunch!*
Aaaa-
Vengeance!!
AAAH!!?!

Insert WHAT THE FUCK!?_

JESUS FUCK WHAT

Bit late there aren't you pride?

>>544976
>I TOLD YOU BRO
>I TOLD YOU IT'S NOT OVER YET

...Run like hell, I guess? If you can get by Alpha, you can probably jump through the window, then jump off Pride to a lower window.

wake up

disbelieve true illusion

unplug yourself from the matrix

...GTFO?

>>544976
Dammit, I knew that red energy signature would be trouble. Wrath survived. You didn't come to this party unarmed, did you?

You still have that tazer-fist at least. USE IT.

Lastly, I think Claire is gonna have to catch its escaping soul and eat it. Come to think of it, eating Pride's soul might kill him permanently too. I just worry that Claire will go mad in the process, but destroying the doll afterwards would likely release their souls to be decay into energy like most souls are supposed to do.

Oh god I see it now.

So Tyros is gored. Jara and the baby are a bloody smear beneath the robot, who just crashed through the ceiling. The rest of them are just clipped out by animation errors. They might be recoverable.

...assuming you can fix the universe I mean.

Oh wait a minute! LIZBETH! REVERSE TIME! We just need a few seconds of warning so we can save everyone!

Kaktus 2013/10/23(Wed)15:05 No. 545094 ID: b3ca75
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>wake up.
[Electric sheep doesn’t dream.]
>unplug yourself from the matrix.
[Unable to find plug. Please make sure you’re actually connected to the Matrix before trying again.]
>disbelieve.
[You aren’t crazy enough to disbelieve reality. You have enough trauma to go crazy. Do you want to go crazy? Y / N?]

>You still have that tazer-fi-
NO! My vengeance will not be denied!
>LIZBETH! REVERSE TIME!
…Pride… He took them… in the doll… she isn’t with me anymore…
<Reversing time!>
…wha-

…

Say Ma-ma.
Goo…
Ma-whoa, déjà vu…
…vu?
Hmm?
I just got this feeling…

Insert Two black cats_

Go Lizbeth!

Erin, full power attack, strait up at the enemy coming through those cracks in the ceiling!

Everyone else, gtfo!

Pride, come down here someday, we'll give you a nice, big squishy soul filled hug you awesome bastard you.

Anyways, Shove them out of the way, prepare for bastard incoming!

whelp we're about to be attacked so tell everyone to get out as some asshat is about to crash the party, namely Alpha. Also hello pride nice to see you could make it the second time around, and how is the doll doing?

>>545094
"GET DOWN!"
Then SHORYUKEN the floor under the bastard.
[Wave Motion Gun up at him]

>>545094
Clear the landing zone forcefully and tell everyone to hit the deck and get their weapons out if they've got them. We only have one chance at this.

If you have your sword with you, you could just slice Wrath in two as it descends.

Pride is here now. Sup Pride.

Crazy puts a new spin on things

If no weapons are available, uh, how about that taser overcharge? Just gotta be careful how you aim it.

Or a bio-overcharge, and kick the robot through the window.

Kaktus 2013/10/24(Thu)13:21 No. 545193 ID: b3ca75
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>’Sup Pride.
Oh, I’m just a bit irritated that you didn’t invite me your kids first birthday.
Wha- where did you come from!?
Err… to be fair, we had no way to contact you, so we-
Get out of the way!!
>Shove them out of the way, prepare for bastard incoming!
AAAH!! WATCH THE BABY!!
Everyone! GET DOWN!!
Vengea-

>If you have your sword with you, you could just slice Wrath in two as it descends.
MALFUCTION! MAL- tio- nnnn…
So… where’s the cake? I brought some ice cream just in case you didn’t have any…
…what the hell did just happened?

Insert And then there will be cake… and you’ll be baked….

The other sins crashed the party. We got Liz to reverse time enough for Erin to do an awesome boss kill.

Does that purple energy surrounding the red blob mean you have Wrath under wraps?

Also if you bind him to the ice cream make sure no one eats that portion.

wait, how many swords did you throw? should probably make sure those don't impale someone on the way down.

Oh and Pride 2 things. One, That is a very nice suit, where'd you get it? and two, this ice cream, normal or the soul stealing kind? cause if it's the later I say save it for Halloween.

That was... surprisingly satisfying.

Thanks Pride, anyways make sure the additional four swords he brought doesn't shank anyone then booogy!

>>545193
Looks like it was going for Pride. Make sure he's under control.

>>545193
Claire might want to eat Wrath's soul now, if it's gonna keep coming back in robot form... but that won't be necessary if we can verify that it is dispersing into energy like it should be.

I mean, that could've been a backup body with a fragment of Wrath's soul, like lizbeth and claire's doll.

Oh, and find out where that damn thing came from. Wouldn't it suck if there were more of them?

Suggestion 2013/10/25(Fri)00:24 No. 545258 ID: 761017
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>>545193
What is that transparent red diamond thing?!

Kaktus 2013/10/25(Fri)09:20 No. 545263 ID: b3ca75
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>The other sins crashe-
Knowing what happened is irrelevant right now. I will remove your memories of this in just a sec anyway.
Wai-
>That is a very nice suit, where'd you get it?
I imaged that exist, so now it does.
About that me-

>Does that purple energy surrounding the red blob mean you have Wrath under wraps?
Yes, don’t worry, he won’t trouble you no more.
>if you bind him to the ice cream make sure no one eats that portion.
But that would ruin my whole plan I have about disposing of him!
>Claire might want to eat Wrath's soul now…
…didn’t you guys say people go mad if they do something like that?
Not if you make the right precautions. Eat up, Claire.
<Bluh, he taste like someone took animal dropping and covered them in chocolate.>

>Oh, and find out where that damn thing came from. Wouldn't it suck if there were more of them?
Don’t worry, I’ve been tracking him for over a year and a half. There aren’t any more versions of him. But… now that it’s over… it’s time to say goodbye.
Goodbye?
um… the memory wi-
Yes. We’re leaving… and we’re removing ourselves from all your memories. We need to be forgotten.
…why?
Because with great power comes great responsibilities. So… goodbye. We’ll never see each other again… well… expect for Erin, but that’s a different story.
<Goodbye… it’s been fun… and how dare you quote the gospel of spiderman!? Batman was the true prophet, heathen!>
<…way to ruin the moment, Liz… and see you guys…>
Wai-

…

Elizabeth… wait… huh… déjà vu…
Vu?
So… Erin… any plans for… you know… enlarge the family?
Well… we have talked about it…
Looks like you’ll beat Kyra and Serki to it, at least.
Actually, I’ve already lost that race.
…wait, how did you- you used that soul scanning thing again, didn’t you?
Maybe~ …let’s just say that there are five people to many in this room right now~
B-but… I’m not ready to be a mom!

Kaktus 2013/10/25(Fri)09:21 No. 545265 ID: b3ca75
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Epilog – Pride… billions and billions of years later… at the end of the universe.

Two bottles of beer on the wall, two bottles of beer! Take it down, pass it aroun-

Epilog – Oh, Lizbeth and Claire too… and Erin… kind off… yea…

Do you really have to sing that while we wait for the universe to end?
We aren’t doing anything else worthwhile you know…
We should always play another game of Monopoly?
Why shouldn’t you guys save something more than just a monopoly game!?
Hey! Don’t blame me! I didn’t see you trying to save anything!
One bottle of beer on the wall, one bottle of beer! Take it down, pass it-
And there’s goes the universe…
…Welp, what now?

>Summon the biggest Dope fish!
Of course!

Kaktus 2013/10/25(Fri)09:22 No. 545267 ID: b3ca75
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Warning, Dope mass exceeds that of normal values! ERROR! The Universe has committed an illegal action and will shut down! All your unsaved data will be lost! Have a nice day.

But the universe was dead! DEAD I TELL YO-
Damn you, Dope fish!!

Kaktus 2013/10/25(Fri)09:22 No. 545268 ID: b3ca75
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Game Over.

Kinda surprised they weren't playing strip monopoly or something.

till next time folks, it's been grand.

>>545268
Wait, if this has been running on DOS this whole time... OH GOD IT WAS ALL A SIMULATION WE'RE STILL SUCK IN THE MATRIIIIIIX

>>545293
Don't forget, the whole setting is framed as one big computer game. We just don't mention it because last time we tried we disbelieved Lizbeth and got a game-over.

On an unrelated note, I'm slightly surprised that Kev's codpiece hasn't hit anything this whole time.

>>545301

Why do you think the star is named after him? haha

I feel sorry for Pride.
It took the universe dying twice to satisfy his death wish.