>>539268
just stun him already

Wait why am I just sitting around doing nothing?

[push Nevros away from the skeleton]

Kaktus 2013/09/03(Tue)13:44 No. 539284 ID: b3ca75
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>Man, Kaktus, you really need to work on your participles. Practice Your Tense!
Me fail English? That's unpossible!
>Erin, did you totally look over an opportunity to make out with yourself?
…Dammit! I did, didn’t I? …I really need to go back in there for a quickie…

>[push Nevros away from the skeleton]
-Off! …w-what happened?
>Just stun him already
…He has already inserted the bones…
>smash those bones!
>Don't smash em!
Err… a bit late for that too…

Kaktus 2013/09/03(Tue)13:44 No. 539285 ID: b3ca75
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I live once again! Cower, mortal, before the god of death!
>Shoot the bones him!
…what are you doing?
…um… trying to shoot you? …Pewpew?
…It’s annoying, stop it.
…no?
Now, who’s Claire? I need to consume her soul so I complete my plan. …I’m pretty sure she was a mantis, right? …maybe I should just go on a killing spree… I should run into her eventuality… Right, let’s start having some fun, shall we? Hmm… let’s see… four eyes seem a bit weak, doesn’t he?
Wha- me?
You there, spunky red headed girl, you got a sword, right? Gut and flay the one in glasses for me… slowly…
…
That’s odd… you aren’t obeying me like the sheep that you are... very odd indeed…

Insert Me no spell word_

>>539285
Hey Pride! You're a worthless sack of shit. I'm gonna drown you, like you deserve.
[cut off all power to Pride]
[form chains and tie Pride to the ground]
[form a tank around him, fill it with water]

Uh, if it turns out we can't actually help, fill his brain with conflicting emotions. Explode his head!

Hey sheep, I got one word for you:

Shallow Puddle of Water.

[Spawn a shallow puddle of water under Under Pride]

Erin, attack while he's panicking.

His mind control is not working.
Tyros, Heavy Plasma to his face.
Erin-you know the drill-use your powers like a brain gun, feed him dispair, and take out his shield!
Nevros? Uhhh...Just get out of there I think. You're the squishy one of this bunch.

Pride..For the love of the Vessel and the Voices, please put on some damn pants.

should brought the bomb to nail this sucker while he was pinned down. Oh whell. Dopefish, anyone?

Hey pride!
How have the centuries been treating you, we've been great. Ever since the internet came into existence we couldn't be happier. Also are you going a another world domination attempt? Why do you keep trying, it always fails. Seriously get a girlfriend or something.

Oh and Claire's dead, she's been dead for well over a a couple thousand years so you kinda missed that boat there pal.

(Just to fuck with pride)
[Spawn large shallow puddles all around him](in the word "HI!"(and yes with a !))
If that works say "vom says hi"

Kaktus 2013/09/03(Tue)22:24 No. 539363 ID: b3ca75
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>Hey pride!
The voices? That must mean she is close…
>How have the centuries been treating you, we've been great.
…try living for thousands of years as a pathetic piece of shit and you tell me how it is “treating” you.
>Are you going for another world domination attempt? Why do you keep trying, it always fails.
World domination!? Heh, a bit late for that, don’t you think? And fail? I already won! I won as soon as Claire got back. Now I’m just having a bit of fun before I get the price of victory.
>Oh and Claire's dead.
There’s something called reincarnation… look it up.

>please put on some damn pants.
Why? Are you jealous?
>Tyros, Heavy Plasma to his face.
…no he won’t.
…As you command, my lord…
>Erin-you know the drill-use your powers like a brain gun, feed him dispair, and take out his shield!
….are you trying to make me feel despair? Me!? Let me show you true despair! Read these emotions, bitch! FEEL MY DESPAIR!
AAAH!!!

>[cut off all power to Pride]
[Unable to cut off Admin powers!]
>[form chains and tie Pride to the ground][form a tank around him, fill it with water]
…water? Really? What are you, some kind of one trick pony?
*Blub!*
[Pride removes your Admin status! All functions except chat have been disabled!]
Now then, voices… I’m starting to get bored with this lot… you seem to like them, though… how about this, give me one reason why I shouldn’t just kill them horribly and I’ll let them live for a while longer? Hmm?

Insert Gannon banned_

>give me one reason why I shouldn’t just kill them horribly and I’ll let them live for a while longer? Hmm?
How about the fact that Claire spared your worthless life and showed you kindness the last time around.

Because once you kill them they will just be dead, but when you have not yet killed them you have power over whether they live or die at any given moment, and everyone will have to sit there knowing you can do so.

>>539363
Oh great, he can breathe underwater now and apparently has overcome his phobia to boot. Looks like we lost, unless you wanna use that sword to slice him in half?

How about this, Pride. If you kill everyone, there will be nobody left to be better than. You'll have nobody whose noses you can rub in your greatness. Also we'll sing really annoying songs at you for all eternity. Plus this might all be an illusion. A simulation, even. Fake. Not real.

Oh, I have a question. How did you create that anti-undead dagger, anyway?

Well when there was a shallow puddle of water you managed to both simultaneously poo and piss yourself in fear of it.

Also don't forget you need to know who is Claire, if you were to just kill randomly you'll likely kill her and have to wait some time later for her Reincarnation.

Claire is the lizard in the water. Sorry guys.

Wait a god damn secend i got to do something here
[Unlog and relog as dopefish]
[Revoke admin powers of pride(or whatever his login is)]
[Run drown.exe on admin pride(or what ever his login is)]
But if all this just fails in my face just hack the damn game to do it(if im going over the top just not read this post)

Kaktus 2013/09/04(Wed)07:27 No. 539406 ID: b3ca75
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>[Unlog and relog as dopefish]
[Please insert password to disconnect (Hint: Pride was here)]
>just hack the damn game.
[You do not have the necessary hacking skill. Please try using cheat codes instead.]

>I have a question. How did you create that anti-undead dagger, anyway?
By being awesome, that’s how!
>How about the fact that Claire spared your worthless life and showed you kindness the last time around.
Spared me!? She condemned me to this torment! In fact, this is in part her fault!
>If you kill everyone, there will be nobody left to be better than.
…Isn’t it a bit late for that?
>This might all be an illusion. A simulation, even. Fake. Not real.
Some part are real enough.
>If you were to just kill randomly you'll likely kill her and have to wait some time later for her Reincarnation.
If I kill her I’ll know. Her soul will stick out like a fire on the ocean.
>Claire is the lizard in the water. Sorry guys.
…no, he isn’t. He lacks what I seek… and I’m pretty sure Claire has always been female…
Doesn’t that rule out all of us… right?
Hmm… well, you seem to have the guy equipment… but I thought only females had those weird milk bags. Maybe I was wrong? You humans and your weird anatomy perplex me.

>Because once you kill them they will just be dead, but when you have not yet killed them you have power over whether they live or die at any given moment, and everyone will have to sit there knowing you can do so.
…maybe you’re right. In fact, let’s have some fun. I’ve taken the liberty to fill the hallway between here and the elevator with traps.
So… what, you want us to slowly disarm them one by one?
No, I want you to run for your life. In a few minutes I’ll release this world’s normal core. If you aren’t halfway up the elevator by then you’ll be quite dead, yes? Any questions? If not, I’ll start the timer.

Insert Born to rune_

>Any questions?
Yes.

How does showing you basic human decency and not drowning your pathetic sniveling self translate to "condemning you to torment"?

I'd like an explanation as to what actually happened to you, here.

What torment have you been under Pride that would cause you to want to do this? The last time we saw you was when you were actually doing quite well, for a Sin you were still prideful, but you were actually kinda a nice guy that I wanted to see do well. I had hopes for you man, what happened?

One question, the hell happened to you after you stopped envy? I mean you helped destroy the vessel and where part a the paladin order, and still pretty high rank last I checked. I thought we left you pretty well off.

>>539406
[Password: Pride, or maybe God or DeathGod or Death or RedPower]
[use cheat code: idkfa]
[use cheat code: iddqd]

Pride, what did Claire do wrong? How could she have destroyed THIS part of the Vessel anyway? We didn't even know it existed, and it turned out to be on a completely different planet. How did it get here in the first place?

What are you trying to accomplish anyway? If you just want the torment to stop, we can help you. You don't have to kill everyone.

Kaktus 2013/09/04(Wed)13:40 No. 539456 ID: b3ca75
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>[Password: Pride, or maybe God or DeathGod or Death or RedPower]
[Invalid password. Your account has been locked!]
>[use cheat code: idkfa]
[Cheat code valid. Do you wish to lose all weapons and keys? Y/N?]
>[use cheat code: iddqd]
[Cheat code valid. Do you wish to die instantly? Y/N?]
No to both!!

>Pride, what did Claire do wrong? How could she have destroyed THIS part of the Vessel anyway?
This part of the vessel? I am this part of the vessel! She failed to kill me! That’s what she did!
>You were part of the paladin order, and still pretty high rank last I checked. I thought we left you pretty well off.
Then they died… turned into dust as ages went past.
>What torment have you been under Pride that would cause you to want to do this?
Do you know how it feels to see everything wither away? Anything you hold dear taken away from you? Do you know how it feels to lose everything you love several times over? How it feels to put a blade to your own throat? To taste a bullet? Or a laser? A plasma shot? To grow cold in space? To be engulfed by a sun? To be torn apart by a black hole? To feel age rot your corpse a countless times? Do you know how long I’ve been alive? How many times my body has died?

>What are you trying to accomplish anyway?
…to finally rest…
>If you just want the torment to stop, we can help you.
Give me her soul… it’s the only thing left I need to finally end this…
>You don't have to kill everyone.
…It’s too late to stop it now. Enough! No more questions. The core will be back to its fiery self in a few minutes… I hope you survive the traps so you can feel how it’s like to be slowly roasted alive… it’s not pleasant, speaking from personal experience. Now... I you’ll excuse me; I have a world to rule.

Insert No fair cheating_

whelp... time to haul ass, and since we're still, well here (I mean you guys are standing inside of us right now) let's see if we can't help out a bit.
[create avatar]
[send avatar ahead of group to test for traps]
If this works at best it will clear the way and at worst give you an idea of what to expect but seeing how useful we've been lately it probably won't even form much less actually do anything.
...sigh we supposedly have a damn near unlimited amount of power stored within us and we have absolutely no way of using it... it's frustrating.

>>539456
...Pride wasn't part of the vessel in Claire's time- only the original golem had that sort of connection. The crystals are the only vessel pieces, aside from us. If we're even part of the Vessel? That's still unclear, because Pride thinks we're not. Anyway, in Claire's time, Pride was just in line to inherit the power of the vessel, and we destroyed all seven pieces of it before he could do that. There's no reason for Pride to be everliving. Not even Lizbeth was. This isn't real!

We're in Pride's DREAM? He dreamt he inherited it, after he killed Alyssa in Claire's dream. So I guess he made this dream-world via the dream of the vessel? I don't know, none of this makes any sense. Maybe it's just some stupid True Illusion which can only be dispelled by proof that it's not real. Try to disbelieve, Erin.
[disbelieve the True Illusion]

Or maybe we're dreaming. Maybe WE inherited the Vessel after Claire died, but because we couldn't interact with the world the power was just sitting there, eating up all the souls in existence. Maybe we created Pride as an opponent, out of paranoia because he was a loose end in Claire's time. Maybe that's why there's all this evidence of reality not being what it's supposed to be.
[wake up]
[use cheat code: HARI KARI]

Well if none of that works I guess we get to speedrun some traps. Bodily carry Nev so he doesn't slow you both down with his implant-less ass.

Wasn't the Vessel... disenchanted? As in destroyed? Not sucking up magic anymore?

How does Claire reincarnate anyway? She's a lich, quite immortal! Do undead even get to reincarnate? I don't

Pride, have you been dreaming about being a cyborg post-woman reincarnation of Claire because of the deep set insecurity you bear for not being the hero you want to be?

>Do you know how it feels to see everything wither away?
Yes.

>Anything you hold dear taken away from you?
Yes.

>Do you know how it feels to lose everything you love several times over?
Yes.

>How it feels to put a blade to your own throat? To taste a bullet? Or a laser? A plasma shot? To grow cold in space? To be engulfed by a sun? To be torn apart by a black hole? To feel age rot your corpse a countless times?
Yes yes yes yes yes yes Yes YES.

>Do you know how long I’ve been alive? How many times my body has died?
Do you have any idea how long WE have been alive? You've gone insane after one mere eternity?

We are the voices of the many. We have lived countless lives, eternities upon eternity, in parallel. And we have died so many many way.

You have born witness to the mockery of one live, and the death of self. We are the living, eternal witness to the deaths of UNIVERSES. http://tgchan.org/wiki/Category:Dead_Quests

>>539473
Do you understand now? We help.
We harm.
WE CARE
WE HATE
FOR ALL WHAT WE HAVE SEEN, YOU. YOU ARE BUT A MITE IN THIS REALITY.
WE HAVE SEEN THOSE WE HAVE GUIDED WITH LOVE AND CARE DIE DUE TO FATE SIMPLY SEEING FIT FOR THEM TO PASS.
WE HAVE WON WARS, BROKERED PEACE BETWEEN HATED ENEMIES, TOPPLED TYRANTS, GUIDED HEROES.
We...
We have seen all.
We will always see, all.
For until time itself grinds to a halt.

So wait, if this is the original Pride, aren't the Vessel pieces sort of gemstones? The last one was a gemstone too, powering the animation not of Pride, but of ...Lizbeth...

>>539479
...Well crap...

>>539479
If we resurrected Lizbeth who is claiming to be Pride and had already changed her body to match... well, that would be an interesting twist.

...Well, I've no fuckin' idea what is going on anymore, so I'm just gonna stick to suggesting stuff that's actionable right now.

Okay, so Pride supposedly revoked our permissions to all our functions, save chat, so we'll use that to the fullest. [Create private channel: GTFOASAP][Add users: Erin Suss, Nevros Voidsword, Tyros Bravesword][Add group: Voice of Many] Now we can all think-speak to each other at once, which is gonna be faster than Erin relaying.

Erin, top speed to the exit tunnel. We need eyes on to determine if it's in any way traversable by everyone, just you, or if Tyros will have to break out the heavy plasma to melt everything out of the way. Tyros, get Nevros up and both of you follow as fast as you can. I'd say Ty carry Nev, but that'd likely be slower, what with the armor.

We're also gonna have to plan ahead for the elevator. It supposedly only fits two, but with some aggressive body Tetris three could very uncomfortably squeeze in. Of course Ty'll have to ditch the armor. There's not enough time to take it off proper so slicing it off with Erin's sword would be the fastest. That is, unless it has some kind of ultra-quick removal system built in.

>>539473
>>539476
Guys, Pride's already left. You're just yelling at Erin and us. And Pride being Pride would have shot back that we're nothing like him 'cause we get to forget the long ages, or skip over time, or something.

Kaktus 2013/09/06(Fri)09:29 No. 539611 ID: b3ca75
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>Do you have any idea how long WE have been alive? You've gone insane after one mere eternity? We are the voices of the many. We have lived countless lives!
You are the voices of the dead, you have only lived once! …and from your point of view you’ve only had a conscience for a little more than a year. Not several eternities.
>...Pride wasn't part of the vessel in Claire's time- only the original golem had that sort of connection.
How do you think we were able to get back? How were we able to use its power?
>How does Claire reincarnate anyway? She's a lich, quite immortal! Do undead even get to reincarnate?
She killed herself, remember? …and undeads is generally just empty shells… she was not. That’s exactly why you’re here right now. When she died she hid a piece of both herself and Lizbeth away… in case it was needed for the future. She did hide it quite well, but I finally found it. Soon, it will be in my grasp!
>Guys, Pride's already left.
How can I leave when I’m the only thing left?

>[create avatar]
[Access denied!]
>[use cheat code: HARI KARI]
[Suicide is not the answer]
>Of course Tyr have to ditch the armor.
This thing takes up as much room as their clothes! Are you suggesting they should ditch those too?
Clearly, that’s the best plan we’ve had yet!

>Erin, top speed to the exit tunnel.
>Bodily carry Nev so he doesn't slow you both down with his implant-less ass.
…not even one trap!? What gives?
He probably wanted us to waste time being paranoid about non-existing traps.
Or he’s luring us into a false sense of security…
…well, this room is different… is that the elevator up there?

Insert Without clothes you’re invisible!_

Gun turrets up ahead! Erin move forward and shock em to disable.

>only lived once!
>for a little more than a year
>Not several eternities.
Completely failed to grasp the countless universes, many of them dead, experienced in parallel by an arbitrarily large collective thing, didn't he.

You haven't even been around for an eternity, let alone eternities. For cripes sake, the basic genetic information of the species you were born of is still intact. The species itself hasn't even gone extinct. Hell, the language hasn't even changed significantly.

Sure, maybe you've outlived us in this particular universe, and ignoring parallelities. You're still a wuss for breaking so soon. Hell, Liz made it all the way till the heat death of the universe in the first timeline.

>traps
Two invisible purple skeleton monster things we never named on the other end of the room, one on the ceiling and floor.

>>539611
Two ( at least ) torsobeasts hiding near the door.

The room is spiderwebbed with laser tripwires.

Those red devices are probably dangerous too but I honestly doubt they're the only dangerous thing.

Hell, something could trigger that 'floor' beneath your feet to open too.

If you can try to reach the door without interacting with the traps at all. Something else could be triggered by destroying the turrets, for instance.

2 lasers, one on each side of the door down the hall plus 2 more lasers one between the 2 turrets? an the second just outside of the turrets closer to you then the door. There's also more of the flesh beast in here next to the door.

So in other words fell free to shoot everything that isn't you guys.

Kaktus 2013/09/06(Fri)12:14 No. 539640 ID: b3ca75
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>Two ( at least ) torsobeasts hiding near the door.
Pew pew and they are gone…
>Gun turrets up ahead!
…with the help of those laser turrets…
>The room is spiderwebbed with laser tripwires.
…which apparently triggers the guns.

>Erin move forward and shock em to disable.
Move aside and I’ll shock them.
These things are bound to be protected against electricity… I dunno if your mod is powerful enough to disable them.
And you can bet they are programmed to retaliate if you don’t get all four of them in one shoot. Maybe we can take them down another way?
…welp, my gun isn’t powerful enough to scratch them…
They’ll gun me down before I even got one of them offline with my gun.
I could always melt them with the plasma if you guys stepped out of- the door locked itself behind us…
>Hell, something could trigger that 'floor' beneath your feet to open too.
Don’t give him ideas, dammit! Quick, to the elevator!
How? It’s on the roof…
I should always throw you if you’re feeling lucky.

Insert Lucky number Nev_

Throw something in the middle of those laser robot guns there. Once they blast each other you can just climb up there. "You" being Erin. I don't know about the others.

well if you can do your ninja moves while carrying someone have one of these guys stand in the door frame of the door you're next to right now while you carry one up and then come back for the other.

Also do you think you could slice threw one of the turrets while Nev and Tyros try and gun one turret each with you taking out the last one as well or no?

It looks like they already fired at eachother... This wasn't like this before, disbelieve it.

Pride, what are you going to actually do once you get Claire's soul? Also, how come Claire not killing you was an issue, since you've died since then? I would've expected you to have died of old age before she killed herself, since literally everyone else she cared about did. Lastly, how come you're respawning at all? Lizbeth only survived as long as she did because she had True Illusions to keep her alive. If there are respawning rules for whoever controls the Vessel, shouldn't Claire have respawned? Lastly, and this is important, Claire destroyed all seven pieces of the vessel that should have existed. Why are there apparently eight now? Personally, I don't think that Claire is to blame at all. I think you're literally an immortal death god that will respawn regardless of the Vessel being active or not, and the only way you can die is if someone of sufficient power MAKES you mortal, or otherwise disrupts whatever mechanism gives you power.

Hrm. So, not all cheat codes are reversed, then.
[use cheat code: idspispopd]
[use cheat code: up up down down left right left right b a start]

Guys pride isn't exactly talking to us anymore so talking to him is kinda useless!

We could have the others stand behind Tyros as he shoots the turrets.
First, look at what is through the large doors opening there.

The two turrets nearest the elevator just fired at each other through the monster, so that ought to be two turrets down. Throw something exactly in between the two other turrets to get rid of them.

Erin should jump up to the elevator first, to make sure that it actually is the elevator up. Ty should throw Nev up, but getting Ty up is the issue. Could he jump up to the busted turret mount, jump to the next on up, then into the elevator? Or could Erin use her sword to slice hand holds into the wall for him to use to climb up?

Hey, I wonder if that rotated gravity effect in the core approach tunnel is in effect here. You know, the one where it works as long as you don't jump off the floor/wall/ceiling/surface. Somebody try walking up the wall. ...Or you're already in gravity shenanigans and real gravity is actually pulling towards the side of the room the elevator is on, so try jumping first to check.

And why didn't Pride put up a countdown clock, as is traditional in these kinds of situations?

Kaktus 2013/09/06(Fri)16:07 No. 539658 ID: b3ca75
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>[use cheat code: idspispopd]
[Winners don’t eat meat- I mean cheat!]
>Pride, what are you going to actually do once you get Claire's soul? The only way you can die is if someone of sufficient power MAKES you mortal.
Answering your own questions, eh?
>Claire destroyed all seven pieces of the vessel that should have existed. Why are there apparently eight now?
Seven pieces to contain the power and seven pieces to wield them… owned by the sins. When Claire destroyed the containers every piece that wasn’t in existence was destroyed. Problem was, there was still one piece left… me. Of course, I had no power to wield… or, I should have had no power to wield, but Lizbeth, in her madness, had made a connection to the source of magic itself, the afterlife. Then I died, became a god, had some fun, grew bored, wanted to die, realized I can’t die, went mad, went sane, went too sane, went mad again just to mix things up… and here I am.
>How come Claire not killing you was an issue, since you've died since then?
Because she didn’t kill me before she destroyed all the vessel pieces!

>First, look at what is through the large doors opening there.
An empty abyss... staring back at me… dammit, I blinked!
>Throw something in the middle of those laser robot guns there. Make them blast each other.
Hey! My pen!
It’s for a good cause! Fly, pen, fly for freedom!!
…is it just me, or did that pen resist those lasers?
>This wasn't like this before, disbelieve it.
…it’s all a freaking illusion!

>Erin should jump up to the elevator first, to make sure that it actually is the elevator up.
It’s the elevator, alright.
>Ty should throw Nev up.
Wait, no! NONONO! AAAH!!!
>Hey, I wonder if that rotated gravity effect in the core approach tunnel is in effect here. Somebody try walking up the wall.
Hey, look! We could have just skipped all this and walked up the wall!
Hate you…

>And why didn't Pride put up a countdown clock, as is traditional in these kinds of situations?
Because I didn’t want you giving into despair to early. In about a minute the core will be back and you need to be halfway up that elevator shaft when that happens to survive.
…but the elevator ride is twenty minutes long! We can’t get halfway on just a minute!
We were doomed from the beginning, weren’t we?
Indeed you were. But… I’m a merciful god… if you get down on your knees and pray to me… praise my magnificence… cry in the presence of my splendor… then I might let you live. Oh, and maybe a sacrifice… a human one… or lizard, I’m not picky… just make the blood flow!

Insert Winners don’t get caught_

...Pride, what the heck is the point of these games? I mean, really, if all you want to do is die, why don't you cooperate with us and we'll find a way to put you down?

It's not like we have a problem euthanizing you.

If playing with puny mortals and stupid deathtraps and grovelling still amuses you, I guess that mean you haven't grown completely bored with everything life has to offer, after all.

Hey wait, if the current not core is surrounded by us. What's going to happen to us when the core is reignited?

*Expend power to keep core held back*

>>539658
Ah. Fourteen pieces, that makes more sense. I thought the vessel pieces were just the focus crystals, and access was based on the soul of the user. Or maybe the body too? It was never clear before. Pride... It sounds like you want to give Claire the power so she can fix things, but you're half mad so you can't explain properly that she needs to be dead first, and you don't actually plan on killing everyone either. Or maybe "everyone" is just you and Claire, so technically it's true? I mean, nobody else has a soul right now, right? The other people we've met are just meat robots. Or mostly-metal robots in the case of Wiz.

Fine. Erin, I'm afraid this is the end for your current existence, and it doesn't sound like you'll go out with your dignity. You're gonna have to do what he says.

>>539663
That might've worked before we got cut off from everything but chat functions.

[Cheat code 'S.II madness'(you know what it means)]
Pride the one thing you do not get is that you. Are. In. A. GAME!. Now shut up and think for once if you get claires soul you'll be pined with us and then we can tell you about all those other timelines and unis that we have. Seen. DIE. Thanks to ppl like you and then you'll be insane(and wile all this is going on)
Erin if the cheat code works you are now the most power full human in this uni unless you have augs that make bones unbrackabull and your brain as farst as suppercomputers with a body to use it in so start wall runing with both void and tyros

OK that's it. Enough of this!

[unplug network cable]
[reboot in safe mode]

hey pride you know if you kill everybody now you'd probably have to wait who knows how long before you can find Claire again. Just some food for thought.

Alright, Pride, lemme see if I got this straight. You need to find whoever has Clair's soul in order to retrieve the Lizbeth shard attached to it in order to use that shard to give them the power to sever your bind to the "wielding" vessel so you can finally die, right? And the way you'll give whoever it is that power is to either bind them to the vessel bound to you, create a new vessel to bind them to, or tinker with the Lizbeth shard so part or all of the energy flow from the Afterlife though it goes to them, correct? And do whatever you need to do without killing the soul's host body, yes?

If what I thought is at least mostly correct, Pride, then I propose a deal. Get these three safely to the surface, as well as plugging up the elevator shaft so it doesn't erupt in the middle of the city, and I'll tell you who has Clair's soul. Of course you'll keep this lot with you until you're sure I'm not lying, but I can assure you I won't.

And perhaps you could sate my curiosity and say how you went about getting Clair's soul to reincarnate or otherwise pop out on this planet, the one your bones just happened to be in the center of. I have my theories, but I'd prefer to get the explanation straight from the horse's mouth, so to speak.

Kaktus 2013/09/08(Sun)14:29 No. 539888 ID: b3ca75
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>[unplug network cable]
[You weren’t able to find the network cable in the deep darkness behind your computer. You lost fourteen soldiers when exploring the dangerous depths of dark side… of the tower… computer tower that is… yepp…]

>Pride the one thing you do not get is that you. Are. In. A. GAME!.
A game? Did you hear that, Erin, they think you’re just a game piece, existing only to entertain them! No, this isn’t a game… it’s more like an interactive comic… with no budget or talent behind it.
>...Pride, what the heck is the point of these games?
I… I… I don’t know… it just… it tells me… such a beautiful vo- what? What was the question again?

>If all you want to do is die, why don't you cooperate with us and we'll find a way to put you down?
…I… no… you can’t. I’m the only one who can! You’re too weak!
>It sounds like you want to give Claire the power so she can fix things
Give her the power!? I’m not giving away anything! It’s rightfully mine! My birthright!
>Perhaps you could sate my curiosity and say how you went about getting Clair's soul to reincarnate or otherwise pop out on this planet, the one your bones just happened to be in the center of.
Why don’t you ask your AI friends about that? It wasn’t a coincidence that they used this planet for their experiment.

>It doesn't sound like you'll go out with your dignity. You're gonna have to do what he says.
Did we really need to get into the elevator? If I’m going to die-
Shut it! Oh, great Wyrm… um… eye? We, your humbles of servant, not even fit to be graced of your mighty presence, beg you for your forgiveness… please, spare our pathetic lives, so we might live to worship you anther day… and… um… is some blood enough of an sacrifice for you?
Not really…
How about I sacrifice my virginity?
…I’m pretty sure you aren’t a-
How about Nev’s? His backdoor virginity is still intact… kind of?
…Please stop channeling your Lizbeth side…
Um… shouldn’t we be dead? It been like… what, three minutes?
I lied. I was never planning to kill you. Instead, the next thread will be about a little game I want to play with you…
Why all these games?
I… I don’t… no… yes… a game… we need to play a game… I will hide somewhere on this planet… you’ll have to find me… while every military and police squad that exists wants you dead… Claire… I… why don’t I just… I… can’t… kill? …so soothing… The game will start tomorrow! I hope you sleep well, Lizbeth!
Is he just getting nuttier by the minute?

Kaktus 2013/09/08(Sun)14:29 No. 539889 ID: b3ca75
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Woo! Home, sweet home!
So, how did it go?
We accidently released a vengeful god of death that’s completely bonkers… or something…
…what?
Yeah, fun stuff… now, I really need a shower…
I think we all do…
You did what?

Insert Man behind the curtain_

>>539889
Huh. Pride is being controlled by the voice that's been controlling everyone else. It could be Envy. That could be why she let him out during Claire's time? Not as a distraction, not as a fall guy, but as a backup plan- to be so pathetic nobody had it in their heart to kill him, so that he would survive and inherit the Vessel, so that later Envy could control him to indirectly control the Vessel. Except, if that were true, Envy would just want to kill everyone, surely? Right now it seems like the controlling voice just wants to make you suffer, Erin. Revenge on Claire above anything else. Or maybe on both Claire and Lizbeth? Except, killing you isn't part of that revenge, at least not yet.

Anyway tell the others that they don't have to worry too much because apparently the thing you released doesn't want to kill everyone just yet. You're the target of his vengeful feelings.

Oh, that reminds me. Let's go talk to the prisoner. If he's just yelling "what am I", tell him he's a soulless meat robot, but he might be able to get a soul if he helps you.

You know what, it's been a long day, it's been hell, you've seen things that shouldn't have been seen. Monsters from another dimension, large teethed wormaliens, giant constructs and mind controlled soldiers. Naked Pride.

Grab a drink, get shitfaced.

>it just… it tells me… such a beautiful vo-
Oh. Great. Annoying voice is controlling pride. Suddenly this makes a lot more sense.

ok take your shower and then find wiz, lets see what he did with that brain gun and hopefully we can use it to snap pride back into his old douche-y self.

>>539900

FUCKNGI CLOWNS

I don't know if the brain gun in particular will work on the voice, but that aug we have does seem to work to some extent, so if that isn't the same as the brain gun we need something that can project that effect.

By the way, are Flo and Steef back now that we have returned to a place where physics is only slightly broken?

Kaktus 2013/09/09(Mon)01:09 No. 539991 ID: b3ca75
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>Are Flo and Steef back now that we have returned to a place where physics is only slightly broken?
…nope.
>FUCKNGI CLOWNS
Fungi clowns? What do mushroom clowns have to do with this?
>find wiz, let’s see what he did with that brain gun and hopefully we can use it to snap pride back into his old douche-y self.
Later. Need some R & R first.
>Tell the others that they don't have to worry too much because apparently the thing you released doesn't want to kill everyone just yet. You're the target of his vengeful feelings.
-so, he probably just wants to torture me and then murder me horribly. Nothing to worry about!
That sounds exactly like something to worry about!
>Let's go talk to the prisoner.
Err… about that… you know… our “cells” isn’t really designed to hold people and… he was a bit crazy…
He escaped?
He was able smash his head into a fine goop against the wall while you were gone.

>Grab a drink, get shitfaced.
Hmm… a rather be sober for what I got planned for tonight~
>Take your shower
Come on Nev, let’s take a shower… together~ …I really need to see your cute butt in that cute little thong you’re wearing right now.
Whoa, take it easy!
[Connecting to Tyros Bravesword…]
Didn’t need to know that…
You go girl!
So… can I get a bit of medical attention?
You’re hurt!? Where!?
I’m sorry if I scared you, but it’s only a flesh wound… on my left shoulder.
If it was a flesh wound you wouldn’t need medical attention. What happened down there?
Stuff… and now that I think about it, my arm is getting a bit numb… and tingly…

Insert Hit the showers_

>>539991
Biological hazard infection! Quarantine! NOW! Your arm could turn into a goddamn fleshbeast at any moment!

Maybe you should just have it amputated and incinerated to be sure, then get a new one slapped on.

Uh, it might be prudent to get medical attention considering the fact that you weren't attacked by anything close to normal. It might be poison, disease, or an implanted egg/substance.

There are zombie apocalypses that start like that man! Please tell me that's normal but still look at it in case it's about to end up a fleshbeast!

uh, on one of the recordings we heard down there on that guy's PDA it said a minor got his arm cut off in an accident and (now here's the kicker) the arm came to life and started to attack other people. When you where down there you got attacked by some crazy flesh monster... Basically what I'm saying is you should really get your arm checked out sooner rather then latter.

Kaktus 2013/09/09(Mon)07:26 No. 540002 ID: b3ca75
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>It might be prudent to get medical attention considering the fact that you weren't attacked by anything close to normal.
How old is this suit anyway?
I got it about thirty years ago… I think it’s even older. Forty years, maybe?
No wonder, this thing has really done a number on the wound. I mean, it didn’t even seal the wound properly! You’d probably had bled to death if the wound was bigger… and it almost gave you an overdose on painkillers!
And here I thought I was just sweating a lot…
You’re feeling numb because of the botched job the suit did… and the tingly sensation is the painkillers not working properly. But don’t worry; it’s nothing I can’t fix!

>Biological hazard infection! Quarantine! NOW!
Can’t find anything out of the ordinary… according to the suit, whatever penetrated you was trying to insert some kind of biological substance, but it was purged with extreme prejudice.
>Maybe you should just have it amputated and incinerated to be sure, then get a new one slapped on.
A bit… extreme, no? If you actually were infected with something it should have spread to the rest of your system already… but if you really want to be on the safe side…

>A minor got his arm cut off in an accident and (now here's the kicker) the arm came to life and started to attack other people.
But that arm was… well… “dead” so to speak.
So… are you feeling alright?
He’s fine. Just don’t try lifting anything heavy with your left arm for the rest of the day. I recommend some bed rest… with a partner… and a bit of a workout right there in the bed…
Kyra… please… besides, I’ve had worse… you don’t need to worry, Jara.
It’s just… are you sure that you should really be out there? I mean, Erin and wiz… and Void I guess, are all highly trained specialist… you’re not.
I was trained in the military…
It was… what, twenty years ago… twenty five?

Insert Relic_

I say he did pretty fine out there on the field, the only reason he got hurt was because he took point. Also how sound proof are these walls and ceilings because Nev and Erin are riiiight above you.

Yea...I guess maybe we should look into getting the old suit an upgrade...Or maybe just a new suit. If that's what a thirty-fourty year-old heavy armor can do...Well, the current model probably would be a beast and a half. Unless nowadays for 'heavies' you get those massive bulky power armor things.

>He was able smash his head into a fine goop against the wall while you were gone.
...just to be clear, that's not something modern medical super-science can fix, right?

>armor suit badly treating injuries
...maybe Serki should have a look at your power armor?

>twenty, twenty five years ago
Well, that's not so bad if you consider it a percentage of his actual age.

>>540002
Okay. Good to hear you weren't infected. I say you'd be fine on the field with sufficient protection. Like if we get that power armor finished. Void should probably stay out of the heavy combat to come tomorrow.

On the other hand, Erin might be able to go solo and just sneak past everything.

Kaktus 2013/09/09(Mon)09:35 No. 540014 ID: b3ca75
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>Also how sound proof are these walls and ceilings because Nev and Erin are riiiight above you.
As I can’t hear them I’m going to guess they are good enough.
>I guess maybe we should look into getting the old suit an upgrade...Or maybe just a new suit.
You do realize this thing is highly illegal, right? The only reason I got it is because I was put on an emergency reserve list when I quit the military… and I guess I’m still on it thanks to paper work.

>...just to be clear, that's not something modern medical super-science can fix, right?
We can rebuild his body, but not his mind, so to speak.
>Well, that's not so bad if you consider it a percentage of his actual age.
I’m not that old! It’s just half my age!
You’re still pretty old…
…
I mean… um… you’re young for being so wise?

>...maybe Serki should have a look at your power armor?
It’s not a power armor… but I guess it’s worth a try?
If anyone, Serki the genius can fix it…
I can’t decide if I just heard resentment or jealousy in your voice.
...
They are drifting away from each other! Abort! Engage emergency maneuvers!
Kyra… please… and I’m sorry, Jara…
Don’t worry, it’s fine.
Oh, and Tyros… just so you know, I was forced to take your bed. Can’t leave the prisoners without beds, now can we?
W-what!?
…are you trying to force us to sleep in the same bed?
Maybe~
Dammit, Kyra!

Insert My little cupid_

Ah! There was a pink line of the poster that just disappeared!

>jealousy
...wait, did Jara want to take a look at it? I thought she was more general tech and cars, while Serki was power armor.

>took your bed for the prisoner
...the prisoner who killed himself? He hardly needs it any more. Although I suppose a bed full of brains isn't one you want back.

*Record Nev and Erin for future blackmail/profit*

Also yeah something disappeared off the chart, also you could always sleep on the couch to spite kyra.

I think that pink line was just an art error/visual glitch, guys.

>>540016
We have other prisoners. For instance, the two guards Tyros didn't kill, and the Cog that Nevros decided to kidnap.

>>540014
Jara can probably repair your damaged regular armor, but I DO want that incomplete power armor ready by tomorrow if possible. In fact it's probably best if Serki focused on that. Unless Kyra wants some quality time with him again today. Maybe Kyra can motivate him to work a bit faster?

have Serki work on that power armor since I have a good feeling we will need that soon, what with the mad god and all. and you can get your girlfriend to fix up and maybe upgrade your armor. Think of it as a bonding experience... and I don't mean sexually... unless you want it to.

Kaktus 2013/09/09(Mon)13:09 No. 540030 ID: b3ca75
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>Ah! There was a pink line of the poster that just disappeared!
>I think that pink line was just an art error/visual glitch, guys.
It was a glitch in the matrix. It usually happens when they change something…

>...wait, did Jara want to take a look at it? I thought she was more general tech and cars, while Serki was power armor.
I think it was less about the armor and more about Serki being a better Engineer then her in pretty much every field.
>get your girlfriend to fix up and maybe upgrade your armor.
She’s not my girlfriend… and I’ll look into it tomorrow… it’s damn late as it is already.

>*Record Nev and Erin for future blackmail/profit*
Hey! That’s not nice! Besides, scrubbing someone’s back in the shower is hardly blackmailing material. At least wait until they get to the fun part in his bed!
How did you-
Erin isn’t the only one with augmented hearing!
No, I meant… never mind…

>...the prisoner who killed himself? He hardly needs it any more. Although I suppose a bed full of brains isn't one you want back.
I meant the other prisoners. You know, the Morgani goons and the cog girl. Just be happy that the Morgani was willing to share a bed…
>I DO want that incomplete power armor ready by tomorrow if possible. In fact it's probably best if Serki focused on that. Maybe Kyra can motivate him to work a bit faster?
Consider it done~
>Unless Kyra wants some quality time with him again today.
I’ve already had my quality time with him, while you guy were gone.
I don’t really think-
Don’t worry, we didn’t do anything like that.
You didn’t? ...The wound must be playing trick with my mind… that can’t be right…

>You could always sleep on the couch to spite kyra.
Oh, and I’m sleeping on the couch.
What!? No!
Tyros, take my bed and I’ll sleep on the couch. You probably need a good night sleep more than me… and that wound probably need a proper bed.
All according to plan…

Insert Wrong kind of bed offering_

So, with pride still alive, reincarnation being a thing and Kyra having the ability to hear thoughts relevant to sex, anyone else think she might be Lust's reincarnation?

>>540032
Pride is the only one who can reincarnate in the way the sins did. The other sins had their relevant parts destroyed since they were inside the Vessel when it was destroyed. Only Pride's part survived, since it was outside the Vessel. If you like, you can test it by attempting to switch to "lust". We could probably switch to Pride, but he'd likely just kick us out and I'd rather save that for tomorrow.

(Also only Erin has a soul, remember? Well, Erin and Pride. Everyone else is trapped in the huge ball of souls underground, along with us.)

>>540030
I'm not sure how sleeping on Jara's bed while she sleeps on the couch is part of the plan, but whatever. Go for it.

Kyra might be a pervert, but she's an ethical pervert. She's also cute, cuddly, and an adorable big bug~

Anyways, accept Jara's offer to bedsleep.

Kaktus 2013/09/09(Mon)14:43 No. 540037 ID: b3ca75
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>You can test it by attempting to switch to "lust".
[Unable to locate target Lust]
>Switch to Pride.
[Unable to connect to Aether form: Sigma. Target is already occupied]

>Only Erin has a soul, remember?
…wait what? I don’t really believe in souls but… um… why do you think that?
>Kyra might be a pervert, but she's an ethical pervert.
And that’s probably why she hasn’t been arrested yet.
>She's also cute, cuddly, and an adorable big bug~
…I’m pretty sure a weird head voices and a Mantis relationship won’t work. Sorry…

>Accept Jara's offer to bed sleep.
-and don’t look in any of the drawers. I got stuff that I want to keep secret, alright?
I’m not going to invade your privacy, don’t worry about it.
So… goodnight, I guess?
Goodnight Jara… and thank you for the bed. I really appreciate it.
Aah!~
…your room is right under Erin’s, isn’t it?
Actually, it’s under Voids… but yeah…
Ah ah~

[Erin uses augmentation super charger!]

AAH!~
…maybe this wasn’t such a great idea… err… you can still take to sofa, if you want…
…

Insert Really…_

Was... Was Kyra's plan to get Tyros to be in the room under the one Erin and Void were gonna be fucking in so we can see them? If so, I love that bug.

...Better question-why aren't we just going along with it again?

>>540038
Wheels within wheels!

>>540037
I'd say they'd stop fairly soon but they probably won't. Earplugs?

That soul comment was meant to be inaudible, sorry. Uh, mostly I say that Erin is the only one with a soul because of a conversation she essentially had with herself while we were down there. You experienced something similar, except instead of speaking to a memory, she was speaking to an intelligence contained inside herself. Her existence is a bit bizarre, I'll give you that.
[list other Aether Forms above the surface of the planet]

What's that poster on the left say? Naughy something? Is that the name of a band? I'd think it was an adult video game poster but then it'd be Naughty Mantises and that doesn't actually fit at all- the A is in the wrong spot on the second line.

Weird, why is Sigma attached to Pride? I thought Sigma, Epsilon, and Tau were all part of Erin. Hmm...

[connect to Aether Form: Tau]

Actually speaking of souls I'm glad the group isn't really that philosophical, I mean they saw us, a giant cyan bubble of souls that is the afterlife. That's the sort of thing that starts religions when you see pretty much the endgame of life there.

*Silence the room*
...

*Record funtimes for Erin's personal viewing later*

...is this were we get our blackmail material?

But yeah about that whole soul thing, that's just guess work on our part mostly so don't read to much into it. I mean we're a freaking AI that was created back before recorded history by an ancient civilization that you guys are only just starting to catch up with that wiped itself out by creating a device which could literally rewrite the laws of reality so being so old we tend to ramble from time to time.

...Probably should have said that. Eh, you won't believe me anyways so as for what to do about your bed situation, just have Jara take the couch and you can sleep in one of the cars.

And if you still need something to take your mind off something we've said... Nev is on top and Jara has some kind of sex poster behind her dressers. You're welcome.

Jara must really like that white vine flower. It's growing all over her room, even in front of her computer screen. That is, unless it's a fake vine and flower used for decor. Still, I wonder why she has so many.

Normally I'd say just wait until Nev and Erin finish, but I suspect that's going to be into the wee hours of the morning. Instead of suffering through all that how about you and Jara move the bed, or at least the mattress, out into the common room. Then you two could talk before going to sleep. But if moving the bed is not possible then maybe you could get earplugs or dial down the volume on your aural implants.

>>540042
I think it's "Naughty Tails." It fits with the imagery, and if the second line is offset to the right then "Tails" fits as well.

Kaktus 2013/09/10(Tue)05:44 No. 540100 ID: b3ca75
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>[connect to Aether Form: Tau]
[Multiple target selected… unable to connect to one billion targets… connecting to closes target… you’re already connected to Tyros Bravesword]

>What's that poster on the left say? Naughy something? Is that the name of a band?
Naughty Tails… and it’s probably a band… or something like it.
>Jara must really like that white vine flower. I wonder why she has so many.
It’s her favorite. I put them here, remember? Filled her room with her favorite flowers?

>Nev is on top. You're welcome.
…didn’t need to know that… at all…
>Was Kyra's plan to get Tyros to be in the room under the one Erin and Void were gonna be fucking in so we can see them?
…Knowing her, she wanted us here to hear them so that we’d go through with the whole “plan” of hers.
>That soul comment was meant to be blah blah blah…
…Too tired to really care anymore…

>How about you and Jara move the bed, or at least the mattress, out into the common room?
I’m not going to start moving around furniture in the middle of the night…
Hmm… maybe I can sleep in the car?
Ah!~
I’ll take the car and you’ll take the sofa, then. The sofa should be more conferrable then the car. Deal?
>...Better question-why aren't we just going along with Kyra’s plan again?
…
…?
Ah!~
You know what, screw this.
Screw what-

*Kiss*

Oh… s-screw m-me…

Kaktus 2013/09/10(Tue)05:44 No. 540101 ID: b3ca75
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-and then they fucked!
Darling, we really don’t need to hear that every time your pet rabbits multiplies.
Oh, I’m sorry…
No need to be sorry, sugar cube. Now, let’s continue with the game, y’all.
I want to use my rage!
Why do you want to use it? There’s nothing to attack here!
I’m attacking the darkness!
*Sigh* fine… roll the dice.
Crit! So awesome~
Guys! GUYS! Did you hear that!? I just heard some voices! From beyond the forth wall!
We already know that you hear voices, Pinkie. They keep telling you to party and all that…
I’m not talking about those voices, silly, I’m talking about the ones from beyond the wall! What do you command, oh wise voices?
…Well… Pinkie is crazier than usual… anyway, there’s seven ogres surrounding you…

Insert My little DM_

>>540101
I thought there was nothing to attack here. Is the party split up? I don't know your class, uh. Bard? Use your music to calm them so you can get away!

Or I guess if you're high level you could engage in MANLY COMBAT, with a battle hymn composed by the mightiest of barbarians!

The game will probably be interrupted by something silly though like Spike accidentally setting the town on fire.

Use pinkie sense with an epic diplomacy check to make the ogres your friends!

Kaktus 2013/09/10(Tue)12:45 No. 540126 ID: b3ca75
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>I don't know your class, uh. Bard? Use your music to calm them so you can get away!
Guys, you know the drill! Start laughing at the-
One of the Ogres crits you for 45 damage. You’re dead, Pinkie.
Son of a-
>The game will probably be interrupted by something silly though.
:Lela: What are you guys watching?
:Fry: Ponies.
:Bender: Ponies playing D&D.
:Lela: And why is the TV on fire?
:Fry: Flame wars?
:Bender: Oh, it’s burning like the desire I have for you, Fry-san~
:Fry: I dreamed of the day that you would notice me, Bender-senpai~
:Lela: The hell?

Kaktus 2013/09/10(Tue)12:45 No. 540127 ID: b3ca75
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:Gaston: And then their tender lips meet- What is this drivel!?
:Belle: It’s my Futurama fan fiction! Are you too… um… too… line?
:Audience: Dumb!
:Belle: Are you really so dumb that you don’t know what a fan fiction is?

Kaktus 2013/09/10(Tue)12:46 No. 540128 ID: b3ca75
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Brah: This has to be the worse theater play I ever seen, dude. Why did Mr. Kane even sponsor this piece of shit?
Dude: I heard he’s banging Belle, brah!
Brah: Oh yeah, she a total babe! 11/10 would bang!
Dude: Let’s ditch this joint, brah! I got a copy of that “Transmachina” game we can play.
Brah: Didn’t that get like a -2 on all reviews, dude?
Dude: It’s like a train wreck! Totally awesome, brah!
Brah: Groovy, Dude!
Brah: This has to be the worse theater play I ever seen, dude. Why did Mr. Kane even sponsor this piece of shit?
Dude: I heard he’s banging Belle, brah!
Brah: Oh yeah, she a total babe! 11/10 would bang!
Dude: Let’s ditch this joint, brah! I got a copy of that “Transmachina” game we can play.
Brah: Didn’t that get like a -2 on all reviews, dude?
Dude: It’s like a train wreck! Totally awesome, brah!
Brah: Groovy, Dude!

Kaktus 2013/09/10(Tue)12:46 No. 540129 ID: b3ca75
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Aghnt?
…what the matter?
…nothing… I just had the weirdest dream, that all…

Insert end of thread_

Well, that's it. We've officially broke the inception-ing. We went so many times it looped back in on itself.

Oh don't worry about that, it happens once in a while to everyone.